>you wake up in Brasilia What to do?

>>75120677
Whitest area brazil?

>>75120677
Like a really bad version of the mall in DC.

>>75120788
Its just the capital, build in the middle of nowhere

>>75120677
>get abducted
>can't pay cuz i'm poor Eastern Euro
>they steal my clothes and shoes
>get murdered and left on the side of a highway

N-no thanks.

>>75120677
Do anyone really lives in that city?

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>>75120926
of course, its actually a good city to live

>>75120677
ask directions for curitiba and go find long lost relatives

>>75121058
>ask directions for curitiba
you will need take a flight, the distance between these cities is like 2000 km

Just another day.

>>75120970
Whitest city yes?

>>75120677
>work
>another shitty day
>jumps from congress window

>>75120677
looks like a half finished simcity save

>>75120970
I heard it was not very densely populated. It could be by desing, tho?

>>75120677
>What to do?

I guess I will go to semi-rich areas and hang around there. It looks not that bad so I would have fun.
If I'm not getting shot right away, that is.

>>75120677
See how the protest is going

>>75120677
It's me or this area is modeled from Paris near Eiffel tower ?

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Embark on my quest for bunda.

>>75123300
it's just an antenna tower

>>75123440
The only correct answer.

>>75120677
Mug and kill people like what would normal brazilian woulf fi

>>75120677
some sopa

about fucking time to read the anarchist cookbook it seems lol

>hey ! sir, Where can i eat sopa ?

>>75120677
>Hide in the jungle
>build a boat
>go back to europe

>>75125159
the jungle is called mato here it's also a corpse dump place

have some sopa de macaco

Get bunda and some sopa

Befriend a nigger and tell him to cook sopa de macaco for me.
BTW, what are proper table matters in Brazil? Do you use forks and spoons, chopsticks, or do you eat with your right hand? Do you say "bom appetito" before eating?

>>75122826
Actually, a retarded president 50 years ago decided to move the capital from Rio to the geographic middle of Brazil.

Smart move desu, otherwise the people would slaughter the politicians.

>>75125159
Good luck walking all the way to the jungle. I actually went for a walk in the nature once and didn't bring enough water, almost died from heatstroke because the trees are just so sparse and low around here. It's basically grass and red dirt. I got lucky I actually was near a water stream.

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brazil is our country

>>75129595
Dude, the idea is very old. Since the independence Bonifácio wants it.

that looks awful

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>>75120677
Start a war with my cartel for territory.

I'd try to get laid with my foreign looks and accent.

No matter what country, bitches love foreigners.