tim farron loves his dog edition
Anime
>>75119816
>that dogs face
bet he abuses it
cute lads
work tomorrow
wish I was on the one show
>>75119816
>even his dog has a worried look on his face
>>75119865
>>75119816
>just chopped down a tree with my bare hands now i'm gonna get this random dog in a headlock
gf is having anxiety attacks about exams and keeps trying to call me but I just put my phone on flight mode because I can't be arsed to spend several hours on the phone listening to her sob into the mic
why don't I feel bad
Gonna start taking hormones and hack of my testicles because I am NOT mentally ill
anime
http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/132-N-Chelmsford-Ct_Wichita_KS_67230_M80352-78794
How can you be American and unironically complain about the cost of living or being poor when houses like this should be easily affordable if you have even the slightest level of competence.
positive feelings: cute lads, pints
negative feelings: rorkes
*colludes with the russians(
Warming up some milk for a hot chocolate protein shake before bed
would love to kiss a cute lad right now, on his soft, delicate lips
>>75119906
HARRUMPH BTFO
http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/2310-N-Greenleaf-St_Wichita_KS_67226_M79951-06108
NEED an American to sponsor my visa ASAP
>>75119816
love my dog 2 x
he's a good boy
Filled out your Universal Jobmatch this week I hope anon!
What should I do in Prague lads
>>75119899
>Chelmsford
why do fucking Yanks always nick UK places
>>75119889
Because she's being irrational
>>75119957
leave
>>75119957
just bee yourself x
>>75119957
check out the vibrant gay scene
>be American
>stub my toe on the skirting board
>puts a hole in the drywall
>stone cladding on the front of the house falls off
Going to buy a romper and wear it for all of this summer
choons lads
http://radio.garden/live/port-of-spain/red967fm/
>>75119966
anxiety disorder is a disease not a thought process.
>>75119937
fuck off we're full
*howls gently*
Charmed a girl at the airport with my talents in purchasing items in shops
>>75119957
Yell very slowly at bartender so they understand you want a Stella
passport apps eh lads
lot of support you need eh lads
not fun at all eh lads
>>75119899
>>75119937
What exactly do you plan on doing to earn enough money, in fucking Wichita, to own a $400k house?
Look at Colorado Springs, 80915 zip code.
>>75120005
have noticed they've made a comeback this spring
seen a lot of them lately
>tfw no gf
>>75120005
Based Kaiser
>arduity with the dew-sodden foliage
>>75120046
it's a mid size city, it will have the same jobs as any other city you weirdo.
why would you believe observations made by a woman
especially when it comes to things like sex
>>75120046
work for cessna
WHERE DO i get prime bong puss
got work tomorrow
21st week of the year
31 more left
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1494946202789.webm
>>75120044
pretty easy if you're not a fucking paki like you rasheed
Would absolutely love a wife and kids x
sad that I can't anonymously meme for the time being since the flag gives away my current location
https://www.reddit.com/r/VirginityExchange/comments/64nh67/28_f4m_uk_will_travel_anywhere_in_uk/
>I will be in the room watching for her safety and security, but I will not participate unless you want it.
>>75120046
Could do HVAC and marry a schoolteacher
Christ I've started thinking like a middle aged father
will never have kids
>>75120119
'nce
>>75120109
>born after 1982
>need 6 birth certificates to prove kid can have a passport
yes very good
>>75119865
>>75120119
disgusting filthy nonce
tee bee h i really wish i was a britlad
is there anything that makes you wish you were born in france
>>75120145
what are you like haha
Me in work tomorrow
>>75120132
absolute state
>>75119937
>NEED an American to sponsor my visa ASAP
this. am very prepared to a yank for a visa, be it male or female
>>75120132
might pretend to be a virgin and invite them to my beach house
>>75120177
>tee bee h i really wish i was a britlad
no you dont
>>75119883
>>75120132
>Sent a pm :)
howling
The Royale Family is unironically one of the best tv shows ever made
are greeks white?
>>75120177
French girls' accents
I'm honestly tempted to settle for a French munter just because of her voice
>>75120099
>>75120177
the way french women say france
The cat is watch me poo and I'm a little nervous lol x
NEED a gf with brown hair, brown eyes and a lisp ASAP
>>75119883
>>75120200
howling at these images
what a mess of a man
>>75120132
>https://www.reddit.com/r/VirginityExchange/comments/64nh67/28_f4m_uk_will_travel_anywhere_in_uk/
>will be in the room watching for her safety and security, but I will not participate
Yeah, THAT'S why he'll be in the room
How do mortgages work lads?
what's on the agenda for tomorrow lads?
>>75120177
the females
probably have a better chance with them as a foreigner though
*farts at you*
>>75120206
It's Royle, mug
*goes to bed*
Having a nice day in the park lads
>>75120257
Gotta blag my way out of not having applied for any jobs at the benny office
https://www.reddit.com/r/VirginityExchange/comments/6771d9/success_peachyambers_virgin_report/
lol
So this is the power of the radical centre...
>>75120257
going to work
>>75120251
the bank lends you money to buy a house and you have to pay it back, if you can't pay it back they take the house
>>75120251
[you pay the interest before your payment applies to money owed]
>>75120287
cant you just shoot off a bunch of applications now
>>75120046
its still a bigger house in a better location
>[M4F] 38 years old, never been touched, love to feel the soft curvature of a supple females breasts (self.VirginityExchange)
>>75120099
is it a boy or a girl or a girl(boy) cat?
>>75120208
only the autists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gn7oWBE2SxM
business idea: start my own bank
>>75120313
What's the difference?
>>75120305
what are these pictures and why does tim always look so depressed
>>75120217
>munter
well to be fair you probably wont have to if you try hard enough english guys always seem to have it easy with girls where i live
>in britain "asian" means pakistani
LOL
>>75120314
That's the plan, just looks a bit funny when it's all done on Sunday, since it needs to be tracked
>>75120251
you flip the property card and it says how much money you get for it, but you can't collect rents on it anymore
>>75120273
absolute state of the great outdoors anywhere that isn't the UK
the british countryside is one of our few remaining treasures and pakis and wogs want to take that away from us and pave over it with council estates and tesco superstores
You filthy bongs seem to have forgotten who your true rulers are, that's right the BFC! so don't ignore me you rancid swines
>>75120304
Christ is there any helping people who want their GF's to do this
>>75120333
dont sexualise cats arnie
Probably going to buy Destiny 2 and put another 600 hours into it
>>75119953
plus what?
>>75120206
Its not better than the young ones mate
>>75120380
*sucks your french cock*
no I don't want to be french
>>75120356
>in america spic means white
LOL
>>75120356
you do realise pakistan is in asia?
>>75120320
>self.VirginityExchange
>self
so you posted it then hat yourself?
Why do people think Jeremy Corbyn is anti-brexit even though he opposed the EU for all of his career and whipped the Labour MPs into voting to trigger Article 50?
>>75120383
why should I trust Destiny 2 after the absolute mess that was Destiny?
>servitude come sunrise
>>75120391
an extra £10 at Christmas
>>75120381
she's not defective (body wise) from her post history
but jesus h christ
what the fuck
>>75120356
They're in Asia, you dumb chinklover. Your slant-eyed poon isn't going to get bent out of shape because a bong grouped her with people from the exact same landmass.
>>75120356
woah..................
>>75120381
it's an intellectually stimulating fetish
very patrician
not for runts such as yourself
>dont sexualise cats arnie
>>75120348
Would prefer to write the interest off as a lump sum of extended payments rather than devalue my payment as soon as I make it
Just personal preference I suppose, would feel like my money is going further even though it isn't.
>>75120402
the absolute state of non redditors
>>75120383
Wasn't the first one a massive let down
>>75120397
ah a filthy bong showing his true skin, that's right that is nigger hahahaha
>>75120411
Yeah
I quite enjoyed the clusterfuck when it was just released
>>75120407
because labour are explicitly anti-tory and the tories are doing brexit
watching Mars Attacks
Having a dart
>>75120407
Because Labour is mostly pro EU?
>>75120304
>Imagine my surprise!
L M A O
spark your style
>the absolute state of non redditors
>>75120471
shan't be purchasing it. only game I am looking forward to is RDR2 and MAYBE Battalion 1944
Due to your position as regional commander of the southern defence forces
was just awarded the king of saudi arabia's highest honour lads
>>75120356
>americans in charge of geography
>>75120472
well obviously since the tories are the ones in government
>https://www.reddit.com/r/VirginityExchange/comments/6ciu3g/20m_balding_indian_manlet_nyc/
fucking STATE of jocks
Could Labour be considered left wing?
That would be ironic.
savile was a legend tbf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhNKo4rQU5c
dfs are having a sale lads
a lot of the yank women on virginity exchange seem to be chinks or gooks
really makes you think
>>75120490
fucking hell is that liam gallacher
Do you think their will be a lot of parade-related violence in Northern Ireland this year lads? Seems primed for it given the political environment
What's on the other side?
>>75120524
ask a stupid question get a stupid answer
on today's episode of /brit/: a bunch of virgins make fun of other virgins
>>75120532
>>75120525
>literally all of them are M4F
bit tragic
The Maori word for beautiful is ataahua :)
>>75120366
The park was literally decimated (90% trees downed) by a hurricane a few years ago
>>75120568
Maybe
don't get why all the chinese virgins don't just grow their hair long and pretend to be japanese at alt clubs would definitely get pussy
>>75120476
but the entire leadership is anti-EU, Labour MPs voted against Article 50, and Labour's manifesto is explicit about leaving the EU and ending freedom of movement.
>>75120559
I hardly see any women at all. Doesn't surprise me though. Also, what's the difference between a chink and a gook?
>>75120400
haha
yes lads my man u away strip from 10 years ago still fits lock your birds up
>>75120581
what did it mean by this
>>75120552
fuck, wish i'd waited 2 days before buying this sofa
mum gets home and immediately starts yelling
fucking need to move out
good tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvAtbkDdeyI
how do you pronounce laboratory?
la-bra-tory
of
la-bore-a-tory?
omfg i fucking hate my mom shes so DUMB
>>75120633
chink is from china
a gook is from 'nam or korea
that is afaik
>>75120674
first one
>>75120674
IN DEXTERS LA-BO-RA-TO-RY
>>75120674
labe rat oray
>>75120674
la borra tree
>>75120674
First one unless I'm doing my bang on dexter impression
>laboratory
>labour tory
coincidence?
absolutely
>>75120581
god
Saw the qt waitress that used to sit and chat me up again last night, hadn't been there in a while
No sign of recognition from her
president batshit
>>75120520
Beheading?
>>75120474
>bladder cancer
hearing quite a bit about that lately. even have the obligatory 'football/rugby/GAA legend tells stubborn men to get their arses/balls checked cause fuck cancer' ad playing on the TV/radio and all
no harm in it I suppose, but seems kind of random
alarm in 8 hours
about to have a mental breakdown
can't imagine myself steeping so low as to date a childish slope like the rest of ya'
>>75120674
labour tree
clearly
fucking hans
>>75120674
Labour-a-Tory
got to be up in 7.5 hours
why? to make my jewish boss money of course
>>75120674
I use both interchangeably
>>75120728
what's doorknob fuckface up to now
Get the Irish OUT of the thread
*submits police report*
how do we solve the alt right woman problem lads
https://twitter.com/moontriumphs
https://twitter.com/evolasbae
>>75120525
ha, only 2 people on the frontpage older than me, and one looks an obvious troll
>>75120782
>working on victoria day
heh
Vapourising the distilled tetrohydrocannabinol from the so called sour diesel marijuana plant
>>75120654
Just did it's very worth it
>>75120598
What did you expect?
>>75120080
>>75120134
Check out this calculator:
http://www.bankrate.com/calculators/mortgages/income-required-mortgage-calculator.aspx
Gives you a rough idea of the maximum you could afford based on your income.
A 400k house will run you over $2k/mo for 30 years, and that's not including any repairs or updates that you do.
What skills do you have?
Post the pepe that best sums up your feelings right now
>>75120782
Start your own business then you muggy twat
>>75120674
first if you're an absolute nonce
second if you're mitigating the nonsense that is English
>>75120829
any lads watching motd?
its a bank holiday tomorrow you idiot
>the massive overlap between virginityexchange and incels
really doesn't fire any neurons, that
>>75120829
>>75120863
what does that mean
>>75120863
Wtf
he's coming for you rorkes
>>75120829
Doing some travel plans that I probably won't go through with
>>75120863
Where's his eyebrows
choon
https://youtu.be/PO4Q9x8iryY
>>75120828
Wtf that's like 720k
*texts single mum* aha the little shits in bed
I'm not memeing but London looks like a genuine shithole
Is anyone from there?
I mean, I'd go to do touristy shit, but other than that nty
>>75120925
poof
>>75120873
thats next week you bellend
Hi homies, how are you all doing?
need to get a job so i can actually spend some time at the beach this summer
mad just how much better we are than literally everything else that has ever existed
nothing else could ever have invented the belt
this place has taken all my self esteem
>>75120978
alri shartmart
>>75120858
well i was just watching that friends episode and i was wondering if there were people who unironically pronounced it the second way
I've lived a pretty hard life. Seen alot of things no kid should have, done worse. Lost family and friends. Been shot at and blown up, been at both ends of the gun. Almost got killed and I have killed. For some misterious reason I am still here with you all. Ive been searching for my destiny for awhile with no luck. I dont understand why certain things happen in life but they do. My mindset is strong, it has to be in my world. Just gotta remain focused.
>>75120908
never understood this picture
why is he sitting outside his apartment/hotel room? why isn't he inside? is it someone else's room? where did he get that giant ash tray? what's that bad beside him full of? the drinks, why does he have them? he's surely been sitting there for a while if he's had that many smokes and drink, why hasn't anyone told him to get up?
>>75120829
>>75120962
i am from london
it was a shithole 10-20 years ago
its worse now
reminder that today's leftypol raid was organised from an external locus
>>75120935
No?
Plus you have to consider fees, closing costs, and insurance for starters.
>>75121014
wanna play minecraft with me?
Is there anything fun to do in the UK? I'm thinking of visiting for one day.
the gf
>>75120962
It ranges from absolute shite to really comfy (for a city), theres a lot of regeneration going on and places that were once shitholes are now looking really good. London in 30 years could POSSIBLY look like utopia.
>>75121015
another reddit post by reddit: the country
what a surprise
>>75121057
nah nothing fun here at all.
>>75121057
nah
>>75121065
me on the right
>>75121038
Says it right there lid
>>75121029
>rorkes cannot handle different opinions
mentally ill
listening (and enjoying) Mexican choons
http://radio.garden/live/mexico-city/pandafm/
>>75121029
it's so blatant and obvious every time they do it. reminder that the sort of tards who do it are almost certainly trannies/fruits/pakis/crusty virgins
>>75121097
>say something like
literally copy pasted from their rasheed control centre
>>75121057
>Is there anything fun to do in the UK?
leaving has always been my favourite part of the uk
go somewhere good when you cross out though, like prague
don't wanna go back to the usa that;d be well depressing
>>75121075
W-what about all the coloureds
>>75121096
You said 720k.
>>75121057
nope
>>75121057
Not really, the museums in London are good and you can get geared/dizzed to the t's in a fabric if you go on a good weekend. There's not alot else 2bh
>>75121028
>its worse now
how? blacks and pakis dont count btw, although they do contribute to shitness
>>75121075
So you mean Brisbane
>>75121057
nothing fun here for yanks I'm sorry
>>75120962
what are you even on about? most of the shithole areas are being regenerated currently. the only genuinely shit parts are areas you'd never ever need/want to go anyway
london is improving greatly
>>75121123
there's literally nothing wrong with black people you fucking racist
>>75121125
That's what it says in your pic mate
if I were a sexy young girl of my own age I wouldn't go more than 30 seconds without a rock hard cock rammed straight up my shitpipe
>there's literally nothing wrong with black people you fucking racist
>>75121172
>amerifats in charge of reading
>>75121172
Oh you're talking about the total cost.
Yeah, interest is a bitch. Shecklestein's gotta get his money somehow.
want to suck off gordon brown
>>75121136
busier
more expensive
less murders tho tbf
If any place in the world should be all white it should be Britain
If you disagree you're ruining your heritage 2bh
>>75121195
Indians confirmed masterrace
pretty nice tune right here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sldKL5n9p_k
Is Edinberg in Scotland any good?
>>75121120
>>75121123
if foreigners, blacks and pakis is the only thing you rate a city on then yeah its a huge shithole but not worse than others like paris or new york
>>75121211
Well, gee, I didn't consider that he wasn't familiar with the concept of interest.
>>75121249
nope
>>75121250
is this Ministry of Sound?
do women call their vaginas pisspipes?
My ideal rape fantasy would be while I’m walking down a public side alley way where a lot of drunks hang out and one guy pins me down and starts ripping my clothes off then a few other guys come in and force fuck all my holes until I pass out and then they put me into a van and trade me over to the sex trafficking industry.
It literally makes me wet thinking about it
>>75121195
You're a neet too
>>75120828
HVAC technician at the moderately successful family business. With HVAC experience alone I can work anywhere but abandoning potential ownership of an established business would stunt my career opportunities.
We also have real estate operations and a graphic design company here keeping me tied down to this state where everything is based, so moving out there would be a bad idea for me. But if you're just a regular married HVAC tech with your journeyman's you could probably pull that off. If you've got your masters and 10+ years of experience and can't afford that you need to look for a new employer, they should be paying you more for experience as well as the ability to run more technicians under your license. Iirc our senior/master techs are making ~$80k a year with full benefits packages and company vehicles.
>>75121250
who is this and why are you posting him
>>75121253
alright rasheed
the rest of your mates are gone, scuttle off
>>75121282
sounds a bit crap
would want it to be 1 on 1 personally
sweaty, forceful, intense
>>75121249
yes, along with salisbury, oxford, bath one of the few remaining decent cities in this country
>>75121257
I am you muggy twat I just didn't know it was that much
who nazbol here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K89Twx9JJ8I
Kay has lent her signature touch to the spanish classic, paella
jimmy savile was born on halloween
he was the 7th born
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMPt7pQI9G8
>Well, gee
for tonight. Chilli, rice, ham, crisps and mayo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QUuCWNyvv8
you think darkness is your ally
These niggas talking sweet about Renato Sanches?
>>75121195
Your chart says whites are inferior to Indians
Love the cerebral high of sour diesel or any sativa
Makes you think
>>75121389
what in the fuck is that shit?
>>75121389
For crying out loud
for me, it's iphone 5s
found some jai
http://radio.garden/live/toulouse/campusfm/
guy on the right of trump is a cute
a cute
>>75121300
I'm just going to save up a decent down payment, and move back home and buy a house for $150k-200k in Pittsburgh.
Beats living in Kansas.
>>75121335
I was tryna be nice but then your boy made some ass comment about my reading comprehension.
>>75121356
It's an common sarcastic expression, but feel free to post le ebin fedora memes.
S7 niggas
>>75119816
has he tried smiling?
need mo money fo dem programs
https://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/6chwdu/fetishinsecurity_how_to_get_my_girlfriend/
hm
sssssssssssssssheit
>>75121412
>>75121464
Yea right now I'm renting a decent house with a roommate and saving to buy my own place. If I'm really lucky I'll be able to buy one we already own which could save me a lot but they're really big on us earning our own way up in life instead of handing it all to us.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRkAtR8bTZk
id on the shoes in this vid?
ah yes, everyone stop posting until the new thread is here, excellent
an-prims BTFO
Remind me why we let yanks get away with posting here
Found out a lad I met at a drum & bass night owns a local delivery only weed dispensary
They have all kinds of flower, hash, shatter, edibles, and are planning to expand into distillate
>>75121608
wtf i love being sedentary, drinking dirty water and breathing polluted air, and eating synthetic food
>looking at a hostel for a night stay in wales for next weekend
>filter by cheapest
>£420/night
What the fuck? I can literally fly to barcelona, get fucked up on gear and booze, stay in 5* hotel and fly back, with a £45 uber back from LHR to mine, for the same price.
>>75121462
a what