Norway

fucking norgay

Best country on Earth tb h

>>75118141
They're more conservative than Swedes. They used to be part of Denmark I think. They're oil niggers but working to diversify their economy. The different dialects of their language are all extremely different despite how small their country is. They're all pretty embarrassed of Varg and insist that he's French, not Norwegian. Their women are very attractive.

51st state

>>75118317
he is a french man now, cunt tried to blow up nidarosdomen

>>75118141
the north sea aint big enough for the both of us

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>>75118141

A realistic look at norway:

-Expensive
-Almost as cucked as sweden (but they keep up good appearance for the rest of the world)
-very socialist/nanny state-ish

positives:
nice mountains
nice people
patriotic

>>75118317
>The different dialects of their language are all extremely different despite how small their country is
It's because of all the fjords and mountains. Before modern roads and tunnels they isolated small communities and thus also the languages we used were isolated.

>>75118418
Are you a Greek?

>>75118141
A funny country.>>75118141

>>75118314
This is true, it's like the Vermont of the world.

its a weird country, its nothing like youd imagine for the best cunt on earth but they still live better than most others
t. hung aryan with norwegian gf

>>75118141
Nice but overrated

>>75118141
Need a school reform to improve the education and the general respect for people working in the sector.

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>>75118418
I know the people aren't the best looking but how can you honestly say the country itself is ugly?

>>75118317
>working to diversify their economy.
They're doing a shit job at it that's for sure

>>75118141
The home of black metal

>>75118532
>the best cunt on earth
that should be taken with a kilo of salt

>>75118141
>Norway
Oilway*

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>>75118622
nature like that exists in all of the world. Have you ever been to the wildrness of america or canada?
Or even the mountains of the UK?

>>75118653
It is though. The only bad things about Norway are that it's expensive (which doesn't matter if you live there because wages are proportionate to cost of living) and a high rate of depression, which is true of all the Nordic cunts.

So, what are the biggest problems facing the country?

>>75118532
>Huns
>Aryan

Go back to Central Asia and take your cousin Erdogan with you.

>>75118751
>high rate of depression
?
Show me the stats.

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>>75118751
>a high rate of depression
We have always rated among the top countries in happiness, along with Denmark.

>>75118741
I didn't say it was the nicest looking country in the world, just that it's not ugly like he said

>>75118751
>wages are proportionate to cost of living
this is debatable

Norwegians own a lot of material things so we're not suffering, but I think murricans have more disposable income.

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>>75118805
refugees is one, but we got conservatives in power who throws some out so that's nice. the economy is kinda fucked when the oil runs out but we'll probably have found other sources of income by then. as the other anon said, the education is in a pretty bad shape and hopefully some changes will be done to it

>>75118893
if you studied your own damn chart you'd see that Norway has an average consumption of antidepressants

>>75118842
In Finland and Lappland, yes.

>>75118814
sup Ion, hows the begging going in denmark?

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>>75118823
Whoops, I guess I confused Denmark's rate with Norway's

>>75118937
If a higher percentage of the people asked in country A than that of country B says they are happy, then statistically speaking country A houses more people who will say they are happy. This is just basic statistics. Sure you can't measure happiness like that, but you can measure how many people who will say they are happy with their lives.

Combine that with among the lowest suicide rates in the world.

The meme about nords being depressed has no root in reality.

>>75119083
Well you cant fix culture and how people act

>>75119239
I think it has more to do with the lack of proper sun exposure. Also alcoholism in Finland

the most racist nordics

>>75119083
Anti-depressants =/= Depression though.
It is more that doctors in Denmark and Iceland will prescribe anti-depressants for anything. They are like India with antibiotics.

pro
Good gun laws by European standards
Good scenery.
Good culture.
Good outdoors.
No insects.
Good language.
Good winter.

con
soulless food
Roads, while well maintained, are poor in coverage, throughput, speed, and windiness makes short trips take all day.
everything except healthcare is expensive
0% of buildings have AC.
hate speech laws
too many good looking people make me feel self concious

It doesn't feel right calling it the best country in the world but I cant imagine any country possibly doing things better. We all need to aim higher.

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>>75119083
>>75119296
Living in the US is suffering.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epidemiology_of_depression

>>75118141
It's alright. Nothing special, but good enough.
It has its good and bad parts.
For example, buying a car is very expensive. But the laws about customising your car are more liberal than a lot of Europe, I think. And you can just walk around wherever you want and pitch a tent if you feel like taking a nap. Sleeping in your car is also legal... unlike in certain American countries that take pride in their freedom.

The nature is nice, too. But not as nice as Patagonia or Iceland.
There aren't really any big cities, but the government makes a point of providing adequate services everywhere in the country. So even if you're really far out in hillbilly-country, you'll still have access to healthcare, social services, and all the regular grocery stores. And if you look hard, you might even find some policemen.

>>75119564
Very true, however this isn't an epidemiological pissing contest and I corrected my mistake. Also like the other guy said the perception that Nords are depressed may have something to do with overprescription by Nordic physicians.

Before norway happened upon oil they ate bark and lived in hollow trees. These were sacred and each time a new norwegian was born the sap from the elder tree (each family had a tree) was infused with the child and each member of the family who died were burned and the ashes helped to grow the family tree strong. The families with the largest trees were crowned king of the birch.

>>75118141
best cunt on earth. thanks for inventing the chesse slicer

>>75119654
Yeah, who would have thought that Mexico is the least depressive place in the Americas?

>>75119694
this

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>>75119694
Lol isn't that the plot of this children's book

You're making this up aren't you. Perfidious sw*de

>>75119736
Certainly not I. Also, why is India so depressed?

>>75119763
What are ya, Orson Scottt Card's litigator?
Good luck finding me, this is a burner home.

>>75118418
>are very ugly and boring people

I think we are very pretty desu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqg5txcYjpU

>>75119867
what the fuck are they doing
why are they not perreando

Norwegian women seem like aryan demigods from Goebbel's wet dreams:

https://youtu.be/sBm3Gwx38Po

>>75119867
>mentioned
First song is J Balvin ft. Justiniano Bieber. He's colombian kek

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>>75118141
Send me a qt

>>75119867
Srsly. Why are women dacing alone to this? Are norwegian men too autistic to get on da dancefloor?

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>>75118141

We're good man. People are just jelly about our blond hair and blue eyes.

>>75120035
>too autistic to get on da dancefloor
it's called being a heterosexual man

>>75120102
>taking pride in being enslaved by microsoft

Lmao please fuck off and kill yourself already you eternally assblasted Turkish gremlin

>>75120188
>not wanting to basically have sex with clothes on while dancing with a gurl
> not being heterosexual
pick one

>>75120102
>suriname
the fuck?

>>75120322
The Dutch forced their slaves to use open source software I guess

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>>75120188

He doesn't understand that in Norway, the men just sit down and the women come to them. He probably has got brown eyes and black hair. They're not like us, they have to approach a hundred women, get rejected over and over, until they finally land a chubby shabby girl with a "great personality".

>>75120188
>not wanting a girl in your dick
ok, "hetero" guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0i5biBlIA18

>>75120399
brown hair and hazel eyes, other than that your description is on point

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>>75120462

I've gotten all kinds of pussy on my dick. Never had to dance for it.

You simply want me on the dancefloor so you can take my walley. Damn gypsies!

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>>75120399
>get rejected over and over, until they finally land a chubby shabby girl with a "great personality".
>this is what norgays think

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>>75120537

I googled hazel eyes, my little brothers poop has the same colour. Light orange brown diarea shit color. My eyes are blue, like the pure ocean. The clean heaven.

Meme

>>75120462
A costeña friend of mine did this to me once. It's kind of fucked up the way they dance over there. I wasn't used to that type of dancing so I got hard as fuck, she noticed my boner and kept grinding her ass against my willie regardless. Pretty surreal

It's shit, I'll be moving away from this god forsaken land in a few months, to never return.

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>>75120622

I'm glad we threw you gypsies out of Bergen. I kicked one of your cups. I spit on you.

Go sell your xanax somewhere else. No body in Norway has invited you, you are not welcome, we don't want you here. We all hate you, especially the elderly.

You are disgusting subhuman trash that lure young girls from your country with promises of love, then stab them in the back and sell them for money on the streets.

Get the fuck out of my country!

>>75120737
if you fing norway shitty, you're gonna have a hard time adapting anywhere else. Honestly Noway is as good as it gets on this planet.

>be from norgay
>be too autistic to approach to a girl
>be too autistic to dance
>all the pretty girls from your country are fucking somalians and arabs
>only ugly roasties approach to you
>b-b-b-but girls come to me!!!!! y-y-you dun't understand

>>75120810
kys

>>75120774
find*
>>75120810
>gypsies
we ain't Armenia man. We're latinos, not gyspsies

>>75119025
>but we got conservatives in power who throws some out so that's nice.

the same cucks that agreed a year or 2 ago about only taking in 6 thousand rapefugees in 3 years then took in much more then 6 thousand in just a year

they're quite honest and good politicians yeah

>>75120831
just use tinder

I admit I'm not the chad of Tinder myself, but a buddy of mine is regularly banging this latin american grill he met on tinder and is 10 years younger than him

>>75120652
Brev oyne i norgetråden da

>>75120810
Depends where you live and how fucking lucky your family is.

My family is "poor" by Norwegian standards, haven't been on a vacation in 15 years when every family goes on a vacation every year.

I am barely able to survive on the salary I get each month, so no.

It's shit.

>>75120831
ouch, someone hit a nerve

Do young norwegians like their country? What is their perception about the current state of the norwegian economy?
f they had the opportunity to start a business, would they start it in Norway or in another country?

>>75118317
>They're all pretty embarrassed of Varg and insist that he's French, not Norwegian

At this point, France is a Nordic country.

>>75120869
>Not liking Norway.
You prolly like Haiti, Cuba and the likes, amirite?

>>75120652
There's literally nothing wrong with hazel or brown eyes you uppity snownigger. Your people are known for nothing other than producing a few notable dramatists and being a democratic, white version of Saudi Arabia. Enjoy your higher propensity for alcoholism, eye melanoma and macular degeneration though.

>>75120959
>Liking the country
Sure it's good AT times, you really need a degree to get any money though.

>Perception about the economy
Going downhill because of the oil crisis, the jobs including oil were the highest paid ones aswell.

>>75120977
You've always been miles ahead of us, even ahead of the swedes.

>>75120959
>Do young norwegians like their country?

I know for sure that at least people in berrgen like their city, not sure about Norway tho

Quisling did nothing wrong, He just wanted Norway to team up with finland and fight stalin

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>>75120831

I rarely see girls date somalians and arabs. I see more white norwegians, but with some kind of flaw, like brown eyes or darker hair, who settle for some really hot black women or good latina looking arab girls.

But the blond ones I know usually date other blond people. I don't want to date someone without blond hair or blue eyes. Because I want children with blue eyes and blond hair, we know those genes are recesive. You don't understand that, because you are just part of the grey mass of commoners who only have monkey eyes and monkey hair colour.

I know that arabs and somalians wished they had blond gf and bf. That is different from actually having it. We're not sweden, we're norway. We'd like to keep our blond hair and blue eyes.

Arabs and somalians are ugly, their noses are wierd, one has a beak and the other has a potato. Arabs are hairy as fuck, somalians are pitch black. These are just not pretty people, you're deluding yourself. We laugh about sweden, they're not our favourite country after the whole colony thing.

>>75121003
well i do like cuba a lot, if it wasn't a communist country i would love living in there, i would prefer 100000x times over norway

>>75121139
In terms of what?

We're a communist shithole. Leftists destroyed this country.

>>75118141
They make great metal.

>>75120774
>>75121160
hvem kunstner har produsert denne konsentrerte formen for autisme?

>>75120959
Yes young Norwegians like Norway. Norwegians in general are very nationalistic(not the nazi kind). We are very fond of our country. As for the economy, people are aware that the "oil party" is done, but the economy is still strong for the timebeing, because the decrease in the NOK valuta.

>>75121142
>I know for sure that at least people in berrgen like their city

haha

no

skyhigh house prices

rising house prices

terrible car tolls that were protested quite a bit some time ago but the government is still going ahead with expanding the toll system

lack of work

refugees getting free housing norwegians have to pay 1.5-2 million nok for in the districts of bergen such as åsane

a very likeable city indeed

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>>75121252
Det er meg, jeg er en kunstnerisk sjel. Med vakre blaue oyne og blondt haar!

>>75121179
In being progressive. France has always been a beacon in that regard, in particular Paris.

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>>75121160
>But the blond ones I know usually date other blond people.
yeah

>>75120035
>Srsly. Why are women dacing alone to this?

because there are so many pretty girls in Bergen. You get tired of them at one point and just dream an ugly gf to settle down with and move on

>>75121367
Oh. I was right then, kek

Fuck progressism and progressists, tho.

>>75121355
>dfn google bildesok kun viser norgetråden som kilde
skummelt fåvæ

>>75121262
So,generally speaking, young graduates prefer to stay where they are instead of moving away to another country. Is that correct?

>>75121369
You just went out and found some pictures of white girls with black men, didn't you?

There are probably exceptions, but the general rule is that blond people date other blond people. It has to do with keeping the traits. I want my children to have the best start in life, I want my children to have blond hair and blue eyes. You wouldn't udnerstand, because you don't have anything like that.

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>>75121445
Jeg poster mye paa 4chan. Henger som regel paa pol og r9k. Jeg driver robot terapi der inne. Hjelper folk aa lausrive seksualiteten sin fra lenkene den sitter fast i.

>>75121534
Many people moves alot around in Norway. Only mental ill retards such as >>75121160 stay in their mums basement forever

>>75121534
Correct.

What are the most requested jobs? Is hard to find job?

>>75121710

How do you move aound in Norway then? By going to hogskole and universitet by taking up huge loans? Lol.

What degree are you working on? Sociology? I bet they told you that you would get such a good job, you're gonna be working in a store. I'm glad I chose TAF.

>>75121710
he was asking if we move to other countries, not to different cities on Norway

>>75121822
do you even have the mental capacity to get accepted into uni?

>>75121836
Yes I know. What I meant was that we norwegians prefer to be gypsies in our own country

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Would be inferior to Nederland if they didn't cheat with oil shekels

>>75121879

Being accepted into university means you have general study competance, not mental capasity, there are plenty of derps in university. It is where all the nerds go to study physis, while the future McDonals workers studies psychology.

>>75120866
top fucking kek your life must be suffering. Hang on while I go live my sweet ass fucking life while you suffer. Fucking exdedede.

Love Love LOVE it. Fantasise about going to a traditional Norwegian pub, nervously ordering a pint at the bar, and getting instantly swarmed by beautiful Norwegian girls who are desperate to find a proper English man to be with (instead of sissy Norwegians). I'm booking my flight to Oslo soon.

>>75121987
psychology is a bad example, as you need very good grades to get in

The reason why I've created this thread is to figure out if the inhabitants of one of the most praised country are satisfied with their lives, because everywhere, not only on Internet, I hear people complain about their country and their desire to move away.
I like to have discussion with other people, especially from other countries, it increases your openness.

Outside of being born rich being born there is probably the next best thing. It's cool they put a huge chunk of their oilbux into a pension rather than let noseberg buy his 500th yacht.

>>75122298
>born rich
Oh fuck off, we all aren't born rich.

>>75122174
> I hear people complain about their country and their desire to move away.

In Norway people complains about their city and move to another city.

I watched TV last week where they interviewed lots of people in Bergen, but none of them were actual Bergen born people. All of them had dialects from other parts of the country such as Oslo, Stavanger, Kristiansand and so on.

>>75122437
that's not what he said either

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>>75118418
>norway has ugly people
T O P K E K

>>75121063
autism

>>75118141
2nd favorite Nordic nation behind Finland

>>75120652
>>75121063


>>75122667
both of them are probably so fucked up

The things you have to be the more proud about your country is the high level of:
- Democracy
- Respect of human rights
- Income
- Currency
- Free press
- Free speech

And the low level of corruption (in comparison with the others countries)

>>75122973
- Democracy
> Ours a joke
- Respect of human rights
> if its benefits the goverment
- Income
> this one is okay
- Currency
> low value
- Free press
> free from control by the government, but censoring themself
- Free speech
> dont have by definition

>>75119564
I guess Mexico's low rates of depression stems from diagnosing difficulties. You need to have a negative outlook and make excessively negative observations; whereas in Mexico, these are simply realistic observations, and a negative outlook is the correct outlook

>>75123095
>Currency
>low value

It still ain't low enough, foreigners are still complaining about high prices

>>75118141
Poowegians are stinky snowniggers

they're alright I guess

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Comfy.

>>75118630
Ranked as the 17th most complex economy in the world in the latest OEC report. Of course there's still a lot of room for improvement though.

http://atlas.media.mit.edu/en/rankings/country/

>>75118141
>muh oil
>muh nature
>muh culture
>muh alcohol
>muh one night stands

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Feels good to live in a country where the top story of the largest online newspaper is about a houseboat floating in a fjord.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5-sqCW4KyM

I can't find a translated version, but basically, these invaders and a ginger cuck sing highly "offensive" improvised rap lyrics on the speakers in a store, hoping to trigger some [autistic screeching], but nobody gives a shit.

Just how it should be.

I talk about the regressive left in America and how bonkers they are on a daily basis, because if people like me don't bring it up as often as possible to as many people as possible, it will slip through the net and infest our culture like it has in some other countries, like Sweden.