/brit/

>>75117056
Upa RA

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>rorkes

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are jezza

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brie

What's it feel like to have a girl grind her bum on your willy lads? Seen this irl a couple of times but never had it happen to me of course.

redpill: rorkes are men who've never grown out of the basic racism that school children display

Is Papa Johns good?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CGVgAYJyjk

WOIIIIIII

>>75117128
*swallows pill*

>>75117129
Yeah, best of the big pizza chains imo

rate the scran

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1495330240355.webm

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belch lads

>>75117169
noooo

theory: people consciously believe they accept all facts and have good morals but subconsciously accept facts and morals only if they give them evolutionary advantage

>>75117147
whatever happened to that guy? he was being billed as the next freddy mercury at one point

>>75117169
wouldn't mind those nashers clamping down on my spuds

>>75117169
merked

>>75117147
classic

>>75117169
that pop

>>75117169
I didn't know turtles could scream :(

>that massive spray at the very end

>>75117169
Alligators are such knobs. Would gladly shoot one if given the chance.

>>75117169
reminder that a turtle's shell is literally its skeleton

HOLD TIGHT

>>75117258
but systematically slaughtering animals for food is a-okay

hmmmmmmm
quite a few responses from animal related webms

*logs findings in my /brit/pad*

>>75117244
>I didn't know turtles could scream :(
bait

need a pet alligator how chomp on the nads

lil wayne ruins everything he's in

>>75117244
i thought the screaming was just a bird in the vicinity

I have a tortoise and the most noise its ever made is a quiet hiss

Which is the better series, Bioshock or Borderlands?

>>75117318
see: america

>>75117220
still releases albums but dropped off the radar a bit

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>systematically slaughtering animals for food is a-okay

>>75117349
are you saying lil wayne single handedly ruined america

>>75117335
Bioshock

just made £72 rosebudding my arsehole on webcam for 3 hours

here's one for all the thiccies out there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDSK91mUNLU

>>75117335
both crap

RIP AND TEAR

>>75117116
It's nice

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1494519022691.webm

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FUCKING HELL LADS 11 HOURS
I DON'T WANT TO GO
I CAN'T DO IT
HELP MEEEEE

Bought a pair of used knickers from an camgirl lads, they should arrive tomorrow.

Going to sniff them proper, she assured me they'd be stained.

HYDE PARK IS BAIT

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>>75117390
>rosebudding
dont google this

>>75117390
don;t know what rosebud is but doesn't sound like its worth it

72 quid for 3 hours work sounds great but when that work is fucking with your own arsehole Its not really worth it

>>75117394
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iF_w7oaBHNo

choon

went outside today for the first time in weeks

had to wear sunglasses my eyes aren't used to the sun

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>>75117448

Think it's time for something more nice.
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1494946202789.webm

>>75117390
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IH1PJTY9AVA

>>75117485
normies out

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>>75117441

Is Rock music dead lads?

Too many rorkes in here. PURGE.

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The second green light with the arrows keeps flashing lads

Anyone know what's up?

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cornhole lads

>>75117541
you're being backtraced

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1494597761156.webm
w2c

everyone in Turkey smokes

>>75117116
Very nice dated a girl a while ago that was asexual but would do stuff like this for me and let me come on her bum was perfectly acceptable substitute for sex for a bit

decriminalising drugs has all but solved most addiction in Portugal. how about that.

I think she's a double flusher boys

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curbs

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>>75117519
Don't you mean...
SURGE

>>75117586
Nah who cares about public health? Let's ban the internet instead

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>>75117559
good post

>>75116803
mentioned

>>75117586
pushing addicts outside of society just makes their problems worse, most of the problems related to drugs are caused by prohibition, know a lad who died from spice use and i often think if cannabis was legal he would still be alive, government has his blood on their hands

am i a bad person for not caring about people?

>>75117541
yeah

>bitcoin at 2000

ah yes

>>75117541
>Anyone know what's up?
the sky

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>>75117657
>>75117586
>>75117630
big dope shills are here

bout to get on the ol' 'tionary 'cycle
pretty easy losing calories while watching telly

>>75117666
ironic digits

>>75117666
>literally the devil
wouldn't expect different

>>75117666
No why care for people that dont care about you.

>>75117619
mentioned

synchronicity has been freaking me out a bit recently i'll be honest with you

>>75117541
>Anyone know what's up?

taxes!!

>>75117732
calm down

fuggg me lads, 500ml og voddy down the hatch alrready

I'm half drunk

>>75117745
BANTERSAURUS REX!!!!!!!!! WAHEY GET IN DEANO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS WHY WE INVITE YOU OUT!!!! HAHAHAHA

NIGHTS JUST AINT THE SAME WITHOUT YA LOVE YA 2 BITS MAYTE XXXXXX

DEANERSSSSSSSSS! YOU FUCKING LEDGE WAHEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

FUCKING HELL YOU DONT GET BANTER LIKE THIS ANYWHERE ELSE! DEANO WITH THE BIG ONE!!

MATE YOU FUCKING ANIMAL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH

i used to mine bitcoin until the chinese government setup literal warehouses full of miners

>>75117774
hey
calm down now ok

>>75117559
where's the cumshot?

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thoughts?

>>75117774
>>75117732
Calm down lad wasn't that funny why do you always have to do this kind of shit when we invite you out?

>>75117823
'nce

>want to get into urban exploration

>mates are scared about 'the polese'

fucking drips I swear

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kunt

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>>75117840
how

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>>75117835
>>75117800
You just got trolled!

>>75117541
isnt that just the network activity light? it should flicker faster when you make a post or load a video

>>75117842
didn't you get the memo hun? respecting authority is the new counter-culture :) x

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1495217099388.webm
did a giggle

somebody PLEASE post some kpop

Any gay lads in? I got a question

>>75117894
haha shrek

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1495218092514.webm

>>75117907
yeah mate what's up

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>>75117907

Why not ask your dad.

Waheyyy

>>75117894
haha shrek... lovei t...

>>75117941
>>75117958
whats shrek got to do with it

just did a monster fart

>guy farts but girl doesn't
alpha
>guy doesn't fart and girl doesn't
beta
>guy doesn't fart and girl does
omega

American woman 28 in a relationship with a man who knows and is accepting of my need/ want to hear the british accent. I want someone who can play games with us and is personable and not overly dramatic . I want someone hopefully btween the ages of 20-35 so a little leeway.

>>75117972
The scene at the beginning when he flings open the outhouse door.

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What's with all this "OMG SO HUNGRY I CAN'T EVEN" stuff from girls today (pic related)

>>75117945
can you do this?
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1495355734431.webm

>>75117987
neither me nor my gf have farted in each other's company....we're 6 months deep.

Are we doomed?

petty criminals are actual quite industrious enterprising chaps when you consider their overall circumstances

like they're out of their heads on heroin or crack or whatever half the time and clearly have no formal structure of any sort to their lives, yet they seem ftmp to be able, through various inventive and audacious methods, to accrue the necessary funds (which can be extremely high) to feed their habits at regular intervals

like if I was flat broke and suddenly needed 200 quid by the next day I wouldn't know where to even begin (excluding some really high-risk/low-yield traditional shit like purse-snatching, which apparently is a complete waste of time now that most people use cards anyway)

>ex unfollows me on instagram finally
>i do the same
>still want to look at her photos
>nervous that i might accidentally like something now
wish she'd go private

>>75118025
why didn't you just ask if i can deepthroat?

it's easy if you can control the muscles in your neck, some people just have a bad gag reflex

>>75118026
yes you will have to pretend you don't fart now for the rest of your life

>>75118026
gf and I fart and compare scents

hers are fucking nuclear bombs most of the time though so I tend to run away when she's in a farty mood

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alri

>>75118026
yes

>hairline receding
>can still pull but know it won't last forever
am doomed lads

'ENT:
> Had a shag in 3 year
> gone to the gym in 2 year
> felt happy for 2 year
> interacted with brothers or cousins for 2 year
> had a good job since i left my low paying but fun job 2 year ago

think im onto something lad

https://youtu.be/B_JVXFhEDAc

>>75118149
what do they even think you are doing with your life? how do you not interact with your fucking brothers? pathetic

>>75117842
There's a really good place in quiggins... Me, my husband, his trans boyfriend all go there for varying scales of neutral hair.
Mines more of the from side, hubby gets more of the masc side, his bf goes straight down the middle.
They're lovely people, and cheap too

>>75117972
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqNqpb_cGtQ

Holy fuck I can't post

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FREEZE, VIRGIN POLICE

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Are these alright to wear with jeans and a hoody if I'm just going into town tomorrow?

My normal trainers ripped and these are all I have, I think basic white with jeans is a good combo 2bh.

it's got what plants need

>>75118149
Haven't seen my brother in over 3 years

>>75118243
>Worrying about fashion in the current year

>>75118243
autism trainers

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>>75118233
Oh no, don't shoot. That would be the worst thing that could possibly happen.

>>75118243
tard shoes

why so slow?

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>>75118233
I'm normie police sunshine

tell me who won the last Celebrity Big Brother and I'll let you go

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>>75118243
yes
pic related: the daily wear for myself

>bank holiday tomorrow

get in, lie in for me

>>75118243
lmao

>>75118233
*opens eyes wide like a rabbit in headlights*
h-h-h-hello officers, w-w-w-w-what brings you h-h-h-here this evening?

>>75118331
austism shoes

>>75118233
Excellent film

>>75118243
these the originals or the Raf x Gola collab?

Gonna cop the raf ones soon tbqh

>>75118341
it's next week you spacker

>>75118301
>>75118306
>>75118310
>>75118344
off you trot

REEEEEEEE FUCKING RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I HATE YOU

don't understand english accents

some british lad was talking to me at the bar yesterday and i just nodded and smiled then walked off and talked to someone else

Who old /brit/ here?

What news of Sheikh al-Britani?

>>75118428
utterly grimly absolutely dire
god save the queen

>>75117482
masterpiece

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>>75118421

>Sitting down in an empty public toilet cubicle taking a shit
>Some guy takes the stall next to me
>Feel awkward, so I try to break the ice and ask him if he likes watching footy
>He doesn't respond
>Start getting nervous, repeat my question but this time louder
>He says "not really"
>Ask him if he's heard of /sp/
>He says "No"
>Feel kinda mad and hit the wall of the stall that he's on in a fit of rage
>Instantly regret it
>Say "Sorry"
>He doesn't respond
>Feel really bad
>Hold some money under the stall as a peace offering
>He doesn't take it
>Tell him to take it
>He says no
>Feel really freaked out so I wipe, get up and leave
>Wait outside the door of the toilet to apologise
>See him come out
>Say "I just want to apologise"
>He says "Fuck off"

Tell it to me straight, /brit/. Did I deserve that?

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>>75118421
what power does the orb contain

>>75118513
Stale pasta

>>75118421
was going to post this on /pol/ but it seems someone has beaten me to the punch
you know what they say, the early bird gets the (You)s hah!

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need a fat arse gf

>American comedy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOystW4lgnI

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>>75117485

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>>75118541
webm

>>75118581
serves her right for being a worthless slag

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>why yes, i am british

>>75118428
howling

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m-my my is that the weekend over already?

>he wears trainers
ah yes i was a teenager once also

>iwn have promiscuous gay sex with a 10/10
https://vimeo.com/34515831

>>75118602
ah yes, football yank the 30 yr old virgin

>>75118428
Weirdest gimmick

Absolutely creasing at wagecucks triggered over work on the morrow x

>>75118428
what the fuck

>go to print off /brit/ threads in the morning to read on the bicycle to work
>taking individual screenshots every second of webm links
>have to hurry up as i'm running late as it is
>some guy posted a gif
>mfw don't have time to print off every frame of it
>gif
fuck off

fuck everyone in this thread

>he doesn't wear trainers

definition of a tryhard cunt

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*spends 17 grand on a video camera, Gibson guitar, Gibson stool and teddy bears*

>>75118735
Tomorrow's a bank holiday you crusty neckbeard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEteC_M1154
jus bee urself

hippocratic oath never said do no harm to your wallet.

>>75118813
how do you know when to cash in?

met a bloke from /brit/ in hyde park in summer 2014, kissed him and fondled his arse a bit

wonder if he still posts here

>>75118171
Late but my brother's a banker at HSBC, he lives 5 miles from the old man who i see every 2 weeks but my dad still only sees him 3 or 4 times a year. other brother lives in australia, and my cousins are welsh runts. do miss the brothers though

>>75118813
How do i do this? is it as easy as installing an app and pressing a few buttons?

Roasties AND mash today, get in

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bolster

>>75118813

>not enough money for bio oil

Lmao

>>75118783
Intriguing twist for this gimmick

>>75118643
>howling

are you mate, are you really? are you telling me that you were literally howling at that post? fuck off, just fuck off you putrid worm. more like 'i breathed out of my nose slightly harder than normally'. you dickhead. you absolute wanker. seriously get yourself checked out 'mate'.

>>75118890
bit gay

>>75118890
prefer not to answer

Wish this utter melt in the toilet cubicle next to me would stop making so much fucking noise

might smack myself in the face repeatedly again
been a very naughty boy

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might top myself

The anti Russia propaganda is getting a little ridiculous

practicing with my skiffle band in the toilets again lads

only had 5 texts this year, which is up 2 from last year

violation of the social contract is the only thing the death penalty/genocide is objectively justified for

>>75118984
alri pavel

anyone remember the cuckio meme

>>75118890
wouldnt mind doing this

got my scrotum stuck in the skirting board

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Doing my morning poo

>>75118978
bye

>>75118890
nice
would love to do that myself

>>75118973
>>75118978
g'wed

*bottles you*
*sticks the handle in ur face a few times*

THIS PLACE
IS UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT

>>75118905
that is sad, why don't you at least skype or call them? i can't imagine not speaking to my brother for more than a few weeks

Quick somebody call me based

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cymru

*tries to crack your bollock with my teeth like a gobtopper*

>>75119021
ye

>>75119021
yes twas a good one :^)

>>75119057
debased

>>75119075
haha a gobtopper? what's one of those mate? never heard of a gobtopper!

Finished my morning poo but noticed my bellend was a bit stiff
Should I get this checked?

>>75118890
bit gay

wales > republic of ireland > england > northern ireland > scotland

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sorry niggers only white men are capable of getting these asian goddesses

finished my wank halfway through downloading a 400pic uncensored jav set and stopped the download

Now I've changed my mind and have to start it all over again

getting off my tits but i've got work tomorrow

simply do not give a hoot and i know my breath will smell like booze hehehehe

can't stop thinking about the irish commie who posts here really want to be his boyfriend or at least have a way to talk to him tempted to make a kik and post it on here maybe he'd talk to me god i think i love him

love girl's arses lads! so much better even than my own arse

>>75119143
go for a long swim in the ocean

>having a job

enjoying slaving away for mr goldstein while i'm having sex with instagram models and winning the admiration of the community with my performances at the piano lounge

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>>75119124

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what do brits call these

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>>75119182
dont let him down in 3 weeks sweetie x

>>75119210
hate these comics

>>75119215
prune fingers

>>75119215
fingers

>>75118567
can't even say i'm surprised anymore

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Just cycled nearly 15 miles now I'm really hungry

have a fantastic time guffawing at the freaks on r/incels

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>>75118906
Not yet unfortunately

>>75118879
When it looks like the technology might not deliver on what people have speculated it might/when people start abandoning it for other platforms

If it does deliver on web 3.0 (lofty ambition) then I'll probably be staking the coins and living off of the interest

Regardless, proof of stake will be released with the Casper update (probably arriving sometime next year) and that will massively increase the value per coin because of increased scarcity

So not until at least a few weeks after then

>>75118915
Fucked it

>>75119215

Prune tips

>>75119215
fingers

listening to chinese choons

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>while i'm having sex with instagram models and winning the admiration of the community with my performances at the piano lounge

>>75119207
Thanks I will

>>75119215
hate getting those. always gives me massive shivers up my spine.

>>75118813

Other than Coinbase, what do I need to get started? I only very rarely got to /biz/

>>75119215
looks like my brain after being on /brit/ all day

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https://www.reddit.com/r/VirginityExchange/

>>75119215
PH imbalance

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i'm 21 years old and i've only just realised that it's weird that i'm still a virgin

>work in 11 hours
>wanking and haven't showered or shaved yet
:(

>>75119256
t. "at least i'm not the absolute dregs of humanity!"

Sup guys, Brit here. I'm one of you

back from gym lads

so much nicer to go late evening

>>75119293
all males
holy fuck just blow this planet up with an asteroid already

>>75119335
>Sup guys
FOY

*gains 100 new users because of this post*

>>75119307
I'm 26 and a kissless virgin lad, might just get an escort 2bh

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12 hours

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>still no peng ting called maddison

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>>75119335
papers please

https://youtu.be/0AJ0mBp-a-w

Lmao if Brett Lee was English he'd be Brit Lee

>>75119360
what coin are you shilling

>>75119349
have any studies been done to figure out why the vast majority of virgins are male

>>75119293
Might make a cheeky post, what girl can I use that won't arise suspicion?

>>75119410
the shilling

Feeling adventurous? In need of a thrill?

Grant me temporary access to your Reddit/social media accounts for a legendarily good time.

>>75118813
ffs saw it was 1500 and thought AUD not pound for a second

oh well I'll still buy today

>>75119423
don't think you need a photo

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>sorrow amid sunup

>>75119412
It's basic biology man.

Women are generally the sought after of the two sexes, and women tend to all seek the higher ranking men, so the lowest ranking men generally get left out of the game.

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upon the morn's early light

my alarm clock signals the birth of my plight

out of bed and into the shower

i'd better be quick, i've only got half an hour

leave the shower and go to the kitchen

a ham-cheese sandwich should tide me till din-dins

finally out of the door and off to the station

to catch the train that will lead me to damnation

is it too late to get in on cryptocoins?

>>75119487
nah there's more to it

>>75119293

>M4F
>M4F
>M4F
>F4M (4 comments)
>M4F
>M4F
>M4F

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http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/2435-N-Plumthicket-Ct_Wichita_KS_67226_M83677-17355

>400k for a literal mansion that would be worth about £3million here

justify it. go on, justify it.

Was the coldest morn' of the year today

>>75119380
I've been showing my passport to everybody today, get off my case alright. I'm in Prague on holiday

been meaning to invest in bitcoin for 5 years but still have never owned any

might start investing my time into learning the trade

>>75119512
I'M GOING TO WICHITA

>>75119512
Justify what? Expensive homes? You're cramming 50 million people into a tiny area

>>75119516
well good morning, bit cold out, new zealand weather

>>75119512
NEED to halve the population of this country

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bored of everything

>>75119512
i dont think many americans would say kansas is a desirable place to live

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>>75119497
wheezing

>>75119293
*Views top post all time*
Ahh yes, very good

on the way back from auckland now

SIXTH time this week

>Google advert on youtube with an English father and daughter hitting a pinata

That's a yank thing what the fuck nobody does that here.

who /stayingupfortwinpeaks/ here?

>>75119509
not really
the trends hold true in other semi-monogamous primates

>>75119497
done a laugh but also a sad

why do so many chavs own horses I thought it was an upper class thing

>>75117657
Ah yes, I see the notion of personal responsibility is still very alien to the modern druggy.

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>>75119567
kansas is a nice place to live

>>75119604
never seen a chav on a horse, think it's an irish thing?

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travail upon first light

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really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really miss the ex gf lads

>>75119577
>top one is literally a cuckolding story

ah yes

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>boss just text me
>'please check your email before tomorrow morning'
it begins

>>75119288
Depends how much you're buying. Coinbase is good for less than a few hundred quid because it's cheap

You need a wallet too, like Jaxx or MyEtherWallet.

Then you can use an app like Blockfolio to track your gains

>>75119567
why not? it's about as interesting as any place here. what does the UK have that wichita doesn't? we even have more tornados than them

>>75119618
me too

started thinking about her today and her skintight sports outfit

>>75119612
Flyover cuck

>>75119587
whats that

>>75119612
you're not in kansas anymore

>>75119520
pschh, better to study the blade than to learn a trade m'gentlesir

>he doesn't have vascular arms

internet went down for a solid hour just now

glad it's back x

stop moaning you cunts, at least you have a job. i would do anything to stop being on bennies but nobody will hire me

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>>75119637
only one way out

city life? more like shitty life

>>75119549

Ty dad x

>>75119681
>i would do anything to stop being on bennies

get some experience or valued qualifications
you're not going to magically get a job one day

>>75119637
>had friday off
>got about 50 emails to catch-up on before I can even begin to do proper work

help me

>>75119613
I'm on a council estate right now and there's a family of screaming children with a horse box outside and a pony in the garden

>>75119681

>Welcome to Job Centre Plus, what's your excuse this time?

>Just unlucky again eh, no interviews lined up?

>Alright, see you next week, your appointment is 9:20am try not to be late this time

>>75119681
>he's doesnt have work tomorrow
>he's complaining

wow ungrateful runt

>>75119509
What don't you get?

>One of Walsh’s pet observations pertains to what she calls the “soft harem,” where high-status men (i.e., the football captain) maintain an “official” girlfriend as well as a rotating roster of neo-concubines, who service him in the barroom bathroom or wherever the beer is flowing. “There used to be more assortative mating,” she explained, “where a five would date a five. But now every woman who is a six and above wants the hottest guy on campus, and she can have him—for one night.”

Biologically, women want the man with the best genes. Of course there are other factors at play, like the man's ability to provide, but it come's down to the choice of:
>be the side chick for a very attractive/wealthy man
or
>monogamous with an unattractive poor man

>>75119577
I'll have you know I'm rock hard after reading that

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me and the lads

https://www.reddit.com/r/RandomActsOfBlowJob/top/

>that top one
jesus

>>75119788
Who's on the other side?

>>75119412
feedback loop of men pursuing and women selecting
men pursue more and more women in an attempt to gain a competitive edge but it does a 180 and just makes women more selective
that's only the case in competitive environments like dating sites and bars though. I bet most of the guys on there dont even ask women out in everyday life so thats why theyre virgins. an avg guy can get laid, just not as much and not in the same niche as above average looking guys.

>>75119816
>>75119816
>>75119816

>>75119761
you're comparing pets to our society

stop being ridiculous

http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/132-N-Chelmsford-Ct_Wichita_KS_67230_M80352-78794

How can you be American and unironically complain about the cost of living or being poor when houses like this should be easily affordable if you have even the slightest level of competence

>>75119512
"mansion"
that's not unusually big for the average middle class suburb in states that aren't ridiculously overpopulated