/cum/

>white people
ugh

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1st for best girl

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deep

>>75116179
asians are actually pretty white so this infograph won't save me

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100 100 100 100 100

>>75116179
Me with the red hair and green eyes

>>75116235

wow what a qt

>Paddle Shifters
!_!

>>75116290
what is this shit

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>>75116376

top tier momfu

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>>75116438
ummm hello grandpa

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#1 waifu incoming

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my two side bitches

>>75116238
>>75116290
>>75116469
>>75116529

high quality posts

>>75116238
(area run by lefties btw)

Water is fine here in VA where we're not all mentally ill

>>75116597

kill yourself

Americans, explain this

https://twitter.com/ShaunKing/status/865787952579956736

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woah...

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bullet in the head of every me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYRMB2DT24M

>>75116615
Puerto Rico really needs to decide whether they're gonna be in or out tbf

>>75116615
i'm not looking at a talcum x post

>>75116615
fucking cripple

yo this is a fucking jam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0SrxSMHDmE

>>75116615
a mexican would have killed a rican

>>75116615

i hate talcum x

but

>being a cripple
>getting upset at someone speaking another language

huh

>>75116710

first they need to pay debnts

>talcum x
fuck is yall talkin bout

fuck online job application software

www.asianfullsets.com/

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makes me think

When can we get some of this sexy action

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IJ99YdVtdc

>>75116951
kys baby murderer

>>75116951
maybe if you're poor, stop having kids

a novel concept

Sometimes like to go into the seedy Mexican restaurants over by the trailer parks and trash the restrooms knowing someone that drives a loud slow Honda with chrome taillights will have to clean it up. Throw the tp everywhere, pee on the sink/back of the toilets/stall walls/etcl

>>75116529
Holy shit I used to have that space jam shirt

Small world

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ask yourself

>>75117083
that baby has a punchable face

>Ottawa in charge of not getting BTFO

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>/cum/

>>75117083
>letting slaves into your house other than your house nigger
no

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So...what do YOU do, /cum/mies?

Boils my piss that /dixie/ is still allowed. Do your fucking job jannies

>>75117283
worst general ever

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>>75117289

>>75117281
I perform a service for my employer, feed into the economy, and pay my taxes. What about you, cocksucker? (to pretentious man in picture)

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>>75117289
I made this one for you. Why don't you ever use it?

>>75117372
because that's no an accurate depiction of me

>>75117015
poor people are uneducated in bible-thumping states that don't teach sex education so they have unprotected sex
circle of life

>>75117283
>>75117319

maybe if this place didn't have so many faggot californians it wouldn't be necessary

>>75117400
that's a lie and you know it

should I finish FF4 or just move on to 3(6)

at my egg sammie 4 hours ago, havent been hungry for lunch since and its 2pm. am i dying?

good song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIh2xe4jnpk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeQsZupdMhU

wtf why haven't we nuked india yet?

>>75117409
you mean niggers and spics are uneducated and keep pumping out kids

the difference is niggers get them aborted

>>75117471
might be cancer

>>75117475
Perhaps the most beta male song I've ever heard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cu7gafphe9M

>>75117521
umm why??=

>>75117501
of the left nut?

>>75117449
I do not know

>>75117566
>asking for permission to wife your bitch
>crying like a bitch when they say no

>>75117662
it's called respect
and he doesn't cry
he will just marry her anyway

ironic that anthropology pretty much just makes you want to gas everyone alive

>>75117734
Why is that ironic? And why do you want to gas people?

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How do I get a gf like this?

*hides post after post in this thread*

AT a gas station

>tfw wasted the entire weekend doing nothing again

TayTay is still signed to an Indie label
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WA4iX5D9Z64

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>>75117683
literally me right now

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All I want is a partner to satisfy my needs and to relax with me

>>75117969
>tfw did things all weekend until 10 minutes ago
>have to do stuff again soon

>>75118051
Then get one

I found my wife

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>>75118051
me?

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im the only sentient being
all of you are just part of the simulation

>>75118060
bit jealous, all i did was shitpost. i guess i applied to two jobs today, won't help if i get loaded and miss the guys call until a week later i realize he called though.

>>75118051
no one cares faggot

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*smashes it*

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I'm into guys though. I like girls but I want a guy I can talk to, like having a brother

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>go out last night with the boys
>miss several calls from the gf
>just sent me pic related

>>75118361
this is probably one of the most autistic posts i have read so far in 2017

go fuck yourself you pathetic piece of canadian leafy shit

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>>75118051
come over bae

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my butthole itches

Maybe a shower helps against the itching?

>>75118163
what jobs?
I Had to play drums in a big thing 100 miles away yesterday and more drums today, homework, and later I have to meet the gf's extended family in an hour

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normally hate the germ but i actually have to agree

>>75118441
>>75118410
Scratch it.

not ONE good doujin on the front page today

>>75118443
safety watch labourer shit position and a general tech at a nitrogen plant

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Hola~

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For me, it's Vivaldi, the best web browser.

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>bought a bottle of wine
>end up finishing it within a two days

didnt even get drunk off it

>>75118584
lolcuck

>>75118496
you can work at safeway with me if you want

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I miss the FIns

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH CANADIANS?!!?

>>75118655
worked at a grocery store for a couple months when iw as 14, first job
>facing shelves
would rather off myself

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just had some hot pockets for lunch

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>These toes are so succable they will make your mouth water...
>Welcome to watchmojo.com, on today's episode we're going to take a look at the ten most perfect pairs of Asian girlfeet.

stocking shelves was the perfect job to wrangle my autism

check out this thread

>>>/a/157496573

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>>75118858
fantastic thread

im gonna subtly inject /cum/ baby in to it and see if it spread like zika

>>75118804
you don't need to do that. you could work in the produce department. I'm starting in that department tomorrow. you just stack apples or whatever all day

>>75118804

this

>11PM closing shift
>nobody is even in the store except homeless vagrants
>have to face out of sheer boredom
>fucking up your legs by standing up and squatting all the time

Imagine a world without vidya or anime
And the only way to have fun is by playing games with other people

>>fucking up your legs by standing up and squatting all the time
t. fatty

>>75118953

>leading the weebs here

>>75119001

its great leg workout I guess, but I could barely walk after we closed up. Its bad enough standing at the front all day, but then having to keep doing squatting motions is killer

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>foot kraut ruins subtle /cum/ thread across another board

Why not simply use one of those standing chair things

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>>75118441
>>75118490
i just did... feels good

>>75119061
my boss never gave us knee pads and that was the worst part

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>>75119061
Anonymous, you are the weebs.

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>Hey anon, like my skirt?
what do

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>>75119092
>not posting pics of scratched butthole

>>75119111

make sure she doesnt have a penis

>>75118846
>>75118958
>>75118962
didn't mind the actual stocking but 98% of the time i worked the night shift and the day shift did all the frieght stocking so all there was left was to face. also we weren't allowed to sit on our flat carts and had to work alone cause the store was gay. maybe the other depts wouldn't have been as bad but fuckem, went and worked fast food and had tons more fun.

>>75119111
stop fishing for compliments you skank
fucking subhuman

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>>75119136
ummm sorry but thats private we have to be alone, oki?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63dt2h52l1w

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>>75119111
>9111
>911
>9-11
>Nine Eleven
>September Eleventh
>September Eleventh Two-thousand and One

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Hello Northern American NEET'S

>>75119099
my knees and legs hurt pretty bad I guess.
I'm in charge of keeping the entire store stocked during the day, plus whatever the manager needs. I'm pretty much the manager's little helper for whatever. I'm starting in produce tomorrow
>>75119161
yeah I do all freight stuff, besides the dairy department

I dislike Mississippi.

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>>75119226
Hello Europe

>>75119161
they were the same way when I worked at a store
it was really hard to slack off

>>75119281
i dislike everyone east of me

>>75119358
What's Montana like?

>>75119328
i find the more money i get paid the more i get to slack off and do nothing
>make 25an hour
>night shift = 4 hours of youtube in a 12 hour shift, and 2-3 hours of fucking around outside in the gas plant

>>75119427

>$25/hr

brb moving to canada

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>>75119226
>NEETS

know who else is proud of not working and getting handouts?

NIGGERS

>>75119388
its like a literal heaven on earth
besides all the drunks and tweakers

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T H E M O T H E R B E A V E R

think i broke my masterlock no. 3 lads
>can rake a different lock open in 30 seconds thats harder
>cannot for the life of me open the master, key barely goes in

Be fair. being a NEET in 2017 is far better than being a NEET in let's say 1996 right?

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monopoly money, or canadian money?

you're all nerds

>>75119636
Plastic money is pretty cool desu

SO HERE I AM

ROCK IT LIKE A HURRICANE

DOING EEEEVERYTHING I CAN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEB6ibtdPZc

good song

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El Toro

To me life is boring and meaningless and it drives me crazy.

>>75119780
it's actually really bad

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>>75119828

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>2012 was half a decade ago

>>75119813
haha

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>>75119852

>I was still a dumb naive teenager who thought his life was about to start after graduating HS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0t1EBRVgHc
I had the n64 version and never knew what they were saying

a german, a canadian, a mexican and a us-american are aboard a plane. midflight, the canadian opens a window and begins throwing maple-syrup out. when the others ask him why he's doing that, he replies: "because we have so much maple-syrup in my country, it doesn't matter". a few minutes later, the german gets up and begins throwing scat-dvds out the window. when asked why, he says: "because we have so many scat-dvds in my country, it doesn't matter". a few minutes later, the american begins moving towards the window. the mexican nervously looks at him and says: "dude..."

like if you get it

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:^)

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>2011 was 6 years ago

>>75116179
thank god i'm european

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>1990 was 37 years ago

>>75120106
t-todd you're scaring me please go to bed

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*And then it became quiet*

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>america

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwFUsScImpE

>>75120281
I think I have played that game back in 2006.

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>umm anon, you seriously played tony hawk instead of matt hoffman?
>ugh don't talk to me

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Why can't I get just one fuck
Why can't I get just one fuck
I guess it got something to do with luck
But I waited my whole life for just one

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>>75120275
What America? Hotdogs perhaps??

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>Yuros

I saw tony hawk christen a skatepark in my hometown

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Words to memorize, words hypnotize
Words make my mouth exercise
Words all failed the magic prize
Nothing I can say when I'm in your thighs

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Hush.

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Why does Japan do this? Are they trying to destroy western civilization with all of this depraved autistic shit that some of our lonely young youth is getting addicted to? I can't see any other reason, I just cant

>>75120427
LOL

hey

non-cum flags

fuck off

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>>75120392

ehh, there is such a disconnection between your posts and pics.

>24/7 fagposting
>hurr why is this general so dead and shitty

GEE I DUNNO BOSS

>>75120477
Good question. I think there's a market for it and sex sells.

>>75120516
hey

suck my cock dude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tv-dEz9HW10
>america and mexico fighting over canada

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>>75120547
But it isn't sex, and how did some people become addicted to this

>>75120516
Hey hey hey don't become too grotesque!

>>75120477
They make it for themselves because autistic weirdos are 2/3rds of Japan's male population. Not their fault autismos here latch on to it as well.

>>75120596
It's Pornoghrapy.

>>75120594

denmark

i love you

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>open thread
>see german flag
>close tab and turn off computer

everibody else in this thread is a loser
prove me wrong

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>>75120661
There should be a embargo for that kind of shit, because it's weird and it's not normal

>>75120734
such is the power of Germany

>>75120752
Shaint

fist i din't know you go to the gym
are you a cardiobunny?

Three in a row European flags

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>>75120719
really?.... can we be friends?

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>>75120759
dumb dumb weeb scum

>>75120752
WHOMST

>>75120822

i like how you post, and yes.

#NotificationSquad
https://youtu.be/NAvJeohcCU8

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>>75116232
>white p*ople xDDD fuckign disgusting amirite guise asdasda lol!

whome'th

>you will never be a spic dressed up as a chef getting paid to squeeze and rub katy perry's flour covered feet

https://youtu.be/dPI-mRFEIH0

katy has delish feet

>>75120822
No you cant, fuck off

>>75120779
>>75120840
nap sry you guys are not making the cut

>>75121032
>shitaly
f*ck off

OI G'DAY M8S

>>75121050
absolutely horrid post there bud

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>tfw I see a white person
so creepy so creepy please don't rape me ewwwww

>2 Toronto posters again
one of us will have to put the other to death by the sword in single combat

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Canada on suicide watch tonight. Keep an eye on him.

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>>75121163
>tonight

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FOREIGNERS GET OUT RER

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Don't make me tap the sign

>>75121100
Ayy lad

>>75121163
We've always been on suicide watch, statistically speaking.

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>fits of autism won't reply to me

We are Americans with proxies relax.

using proxies to post on 4chan is against the rules

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I'm not just going to reply to you

You need to make me want to, and you do that by being interesting. Haven't you talked to girls before?

>>75121301
Oh I was joking.

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Are the greatest allies of the US of A invited in this general?

>>75121225
>Sweden higher than us in every suicide metric
Make like a Swede and kys my bud

>>75121328
Europeans posting in /cum/ is against the rules

>>75121314
Tell me how women operate.

>>75121336
only if you dont post anime

>>75121353
Leaf please!!

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>>75121336
>http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/09/emmanuel-macron-subtly-trolled-trump-over-climate-change-6625743/
"""""ally""""""?

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>>75121336
How much did the Russians influence Trump's presidential campaign?

>>75121336

oui

>>75121375
Like humans.

>>75121482
Are you really a woman (female)?

>>75119908
oh god

Is doxing yourself the highest form of shitposting?

>>75121605
no it is disrespectful and childish.

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the great debate

>>75121605
You can actually be b& for that despite how stupid that is.

can somebody has that pic of the facebook chat with the roach embassy.

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>>75121736
After you post it link show us the post.

nose bleedin pretty bad buds

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>>75121441
This guy is a faggot. He doesn't represent the french people.

>>75121450
It didn't.

>>75121408
>pic

>>75121823
Pinch your nose and tilt your head back

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We the people

Do I like Canada? Yes! I love Canada!

FOB

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>>75121939
Love you too daddy.

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>>75121878
>He doesn't represent the french people.
Uhmm....

I think most stores should be closed on Sundays

>>75121897
sett;ed for shoving a kleenex up and changing it a couple times then i pulled out a nice length of blood/snot congeal thing and it has stopped
dont think youur supposed to tilt your head back according to first aid corses

>>75121939
Are you the Alberta guy?

>>75122042
>Alberta guy
>British
que?

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>>75122026
>pulling out tissue before blood clumps

>>75121225
Having a good day?

>>75122083
He worked there for awhile

>>75121986
It was mostly "barrage" against le Pen, the "literally a nazi!".

He is just Hollande 2.0

Why do people become so scared when they see me taking pictures??

>>75121984
Bit gay haha

>>75122042
Possibly, I semi-frequently post on /cum/ saying how wonderful Alberta is, but I'm not sure I do it frequently enough to warrant being a known personality. But yeah, did work there for a few months

>>75122088
>blood soaks through entire tissue and starts dripping

>>75122102
oh its a good province desu

>>75121920
>480x854
buy a new phone abdul, doesnt the goverment give you free money

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>>75121986
Daily reminder

Most frenchies don't even like him.

>>75122111
>women
>nazis

Laffin at stupid degenerate leftards.

>>75122114
Why do you take picture in the first place?

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a juicy lucy

haha would n't be funny to see canada naked haha i just thought of that haha i mean it would be even funnier if she posted a naked pic just sayin jk hahaha

>>75122124
>to warrant being a known personality
Sort of autistic friendo

>>75122143
Yes but first my bills. Takes approximately 3 months to pay them after that I can buy a new phone.
>>75122151
I want to record myself so I can see how I look in public.

>>75122111
>>75122145
So what happens when he liberalizes the economy and gets rid of socialist stuff?

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>>75122182
Are you drunk??

>>75122220
Literally just the correct use of the English language desu, and exactly the sort of thing that made me find it easy to find an attractive Canadian qt to sleep with while I was over there, even though I've not had sex for over 5 years in the UK

>>75122162
makes me want a burger

>>75122182
posted my testicle a couple times lmao

need something to do other than shitpost but if i try to play vidya i feel like im missing important cumposts

>>75122291
a little
send me a selfie of u

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>>75122331

>>75122145
>renouvellement
>is a literal banker who worked in Valls's government

lmao we french are really stupid and gullible

>>75122302
>tfw I wasn't even referring to grammar
Bud

Last night you were in my room
now my bedsheets smell like you

>>75122276
>liberalizes the economy and gets rid of socialist stuff?
>implying
We are kinda socialist, it's deep inside french culture, you can't remove this in a 5 years mandate.

>>75122376
Yea.

But MLP was not good either.

this thread is moving too fast, i can't keep up with it while grinding in Elysium

>>75122400
Maybe I knew that but just wanted to shoehorn in the fact that Canadian women LOVE English men

MY EMPIRE OF DIRT

>>75122374
niiice i' m coming over ti your house

*blows cigar smoke in your face*

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https://twitter.com/HistoryTVCanada/status/862717368971272196

Apologize for bullying us now!

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The smoke annoys me.

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>>75122525

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I'm in love with the shape of you
I'm in love with your body

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>>75122443
Yes, she sucks, but not as much as Macron. She act as a mother, not as a leader. She doesn't have the caliber of a leader (not saying that Macron does though). Regarding economy, her program was garbage, part of the reason why many people avoided voting for her (when i asked people in my surrounding).
I just wish we would finally have a real man who really cares about the french people and put the country back on its feet.

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>a world without Canada

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>>75122557
>REEEEE YOU'D ALL BE CRYING AND BEGGING IF WE WEREN'T HERE

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>>75122574
*smokes cigarettes in front of you*

Post a picture of your sister pls

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>>75122658

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>>75122658

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>>75122635
https://vimeo.com/211314871

The world would fall apart with out us >:^(

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>>75122658

I just told a girl she's cringy

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>>75122658

>>75122623
>part of the reason why many people avoided voting for her (when i asked people in my surrounding).

So nothing to do with "muh racism, muh fascism, muh antisemitism, muh Islamophobia, muh homophobia" bullcrap?

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>>75122643
Stop smoking!

>>75122733

What does it say.

some of these "sisters" seem physically impossible to exist in our 3d reality

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*asplodes a town*

>>75122788
its in russian, dunno

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>I actively infringe upon others' liberty just because the product of their activity bothers my olfactory organ for a split second

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You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.

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>>75122803
>more Yuros than Americans in /cum/
RIP general

>>75122855

first it was the mexicans, then the leafs, now I am the last of the burgers

So fuckign bored

>ate some chili two hours ago
>hungry again
roooo

>>75122772
>So nothing to do with "muh racism
I didn't say that, I said it's one of the reasons. Most of the Macron's voters I talked with mainly talked about "muh racism" though, which was always baseless because they get their opinion from the media and they don't try to understand the nationalists' point of view.
Watch this graph that anon posted : >>75122145
Almost the same amount of Le Pen voters voted against her because she's "extreme-right", as they say.

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>>75122909

>>75122975
yeah that's me all right

>>75122974
Je suis l'anon que tu as (toi)é deux fois :^)

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You're fuckin nugger

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>>75122896
The final burger...

F

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>>75123074