/brit/

Things /brit/ needs LESS of:
>Blog-type chitchat
>Southerners
>Smug “ironic” posts
>Rorkes

Things /brit/ needs MORE of:
>Deano memes
>French posters
>Paki slags
>Republicans

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Fuck the IRA

this is my first post of the threads
<Chris has entered the thread>

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>>75115359

>>75115282
>he does the virgin stance

Anime

last thread was actually really good if you take out the 'doras

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NOBODY MOVE
THIS IS A STICK UP

Business idea: Steal all the banter and gimmicks from /brit/ to be used for my ALTERNATIVE BBC standup comedy

the ira and the unionist gangs were just a bunch of manchildren trying to act hard desu

refugees have been through the asylum system and are heavily vetted

asylum seekers on the other hand turn up on their own

know the difference

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>last thread was actually really good if you take out the 'doras

no discount IoM from this post onwards desu

>>75115415
Sound analysis

>>75115407
you call that a spoon?

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>>75115359
hmm I wonder whose behind this post

>>75115438
rare

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>Sexual coitus with the Irish Repbulican Army, sweaty :o)

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>Fuck the IRA

Business idea:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMT698ArSfQ

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anime

>>75115411
funniest thing on bbc at the moment is Successvile so not a high bar to top

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>last thread was actually really good if you take out the 'doras

Have an inexplicable desire to own a tractor though my riding mower is more than enough for my lawn

>>75115415
yanks are just a bunch of manchildren trying to act hard desu

>>75115438
VERY good post

>>75115418
fuck off merkel

hate leftists, not a rorke just don't like them simple as

>>75115438
all manxes should be killed

loves cocks not a gay just like em

where's that horny german?
I'll suck you off

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>>75115319
>fedora posting the Edition of a previous thread
We've reached a new level

Oustanding

this thread is utter drivel

>>75115471
nice reddit image

Is the UK's passport color going to change?

>>75115488
we need to take in more vetted refugees and at the same time devote more resources to the asylum system so we can quicker determine who can stay and who needs to fuck off back and stop them from running off and becoming undocumented

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>>fedora posting the Edition of a previous thread
>We've reached a new level
>
>Oustanding

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Back from the climbing gym laddos
Feelin swole and sexy

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>Swansea

>>75115532
ah yes, reddit: the gym

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>>fedora posting the Edition of a previous thread
>We've reached a new level
>Oustanding

>>75115508
here you go
*sticks my cock in your mouth*

>>75115527
apparently

>>75115478
i don't walk around with a ski mask on trying to intimidate people

in fact no one i know or know of does that

meanwhile that was a regular occurrence in northern ireland for decades

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>nice reddit image

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could heem anyone itt

why aren't the countries in the middle east taking any refugees? just expecting us to clean up their mess

might put a fire on and down a whole bottle of whiskey by myself in a bit

listening to coon tunes

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>>75115514

>Us achieve a contemporary stage, marvelous, sweaty :o)

>>75115532
pics x

>>75115573
what is he doing

>>75115438
havent seen a IoM poster in very long while and then see two separate ones on /bant/. hmm

>>75115583
don't wear a fire

>>75115564
my stance has not changed

wtf is a climbing gym

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think I'll have 2 wanks today

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>>75115530
How can we expand this truly excellent gimmick?

I think fedoras should be photoshopped onto a duplicate of the image the FEDORA'D post used.

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>>75115573
i'd like to see you try paddy

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>photographs X, sweaty :o)

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best fanning

>>75115578
People who say this seriously are the wilfully ignorant ones that shouldn't be allowed to vote.

>>75115578
well some of them are taking millions such as turkey, lebanon, jordan and israel

but some clearly aren't pulling their weight (saudi, uae, etc, scum)

>>75115615
I'm a grown man, I do what I want

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>How can we expand this truly excellent gimmick?
>
>I think fedoras should be photoshopped onto a duplicate of the image the FEDORA'D post used.

>>75115608
spamming the taunt button

>>75115608
thats just how Irish people walk

>>75115617
hello fatty

floyd mayweather would heem connor mcgregor into the next millennium

>>75115666
kek

GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS QUEEN
LONG LIVE OUR NOBLE QUEEN
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
no surrender
SEND HER VICTORIOUS
HAPPY AND GLORIOUS
LONG TO REIGN OVER US
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

>>75115626
>unnaturally 'expanding gimmicks'
Hello me_irl!

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>>75115666
this is how we walk

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thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ2oXzrnti4

>>75115578
That you caused?

>>75115578
the majority of refugees have been taken in my middle eastern countries

>>75115652
Don't reckon you can call it "pulling their weight" when it comes to charity. It's not their problem just because you decided to make it your own.

>>75115672
in an mma fight? never. that nigger would get beaten to a pulp

CREASING

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1495115705652.webm

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>Salutations, obese organism, sweaty :o)

>>75115684
hello rasheed

post good memories from childhood

>mum used to always take me and my brother out on a saturday mornings
>we'd go to cinema, zoo, whatever usually cinema then go for food afterwards
>we'd go on the bus
>remember once i left my glove on the bus
>tfw it was there on the bus we happened to catch back

Going to be very sad once I get to the end of this extra mature cheddar

>>75115692
ahh, yes. The chastity stroll

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>>75115573
not me :^)

>>75115709
it's everyone's problem who can help (and they can)

>>75115716
virus do not click

>>75115716
Woo!
Yoohoo!

>>75115672
ALL DE BELTZ

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Normgoblins think it's crazy to be single for 6 months

>>75115652
why arent the arab cunts pulling their weight?

Why are yanks so easy to wind up?

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>Posting a fedora post

Heh heh, truly a supreme way of contributing to our most glorious of threads

(I am of course talking about /BRIT/... heh...)

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>>Posting a fedora post
>
>Heh heh, truly a supreme way of contributing to our most glorious of threads
>
>(I am of course talking about /BRIT/... heh...)

>>75115652
>>75115578
even apparently saudi arabia and the gulf countries take in a lot, they just don't class them as refugees.

do people with obsessions over asian women realise they have a mental illness?

name one person who is obsessed with chinks that is a sound and stable lad

>>75115731
head hurting?

>>75115739
Says who?

You don't own them. Don't volunteer others expecting them to follow your own poor decisions.

>>75115749
bet he felt like a fool

>>75115652
>Israel has a border with Syria's Golan Heights (disputed). However, in the wake of the European migrant crisis in 2015, the current government has refused to offer any resettlement places to refugees.[168] Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said: "We will not allow Israel to be submerged by a wave of illegal migrants and terrorist activists."[169]

Nice fedoras lads

>>75115716
I'd like to violently murder those girls and make you watch, before I cut your throat

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>>75115749
why do niggers love dancing so much

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>Nice fedoras lads

>>75115712
in a boxing match you dip

obviously mcgregor would win at mma since mayweather doesn't train mma

>>75115749

Someone refute this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zL88Lmu8vCY

Jasmine tea is quite nice lads no idea why it isn't more popular here

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just copped the pengest

the potent aroma is taking over my household

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STOP POSTING WEBMS I CANT WATCH THEM ON MY PHONE!!!!

>>75115375
>those flowers

lol benders

>>75115856
phoneposters out

>>75115751
Some are some aren't, like the white cunts.

More like Great Shitain

>>75115716
been a while since ive seen this gimmick

>>75115856
download vlc idiot

>>75115850
looks like rubbish stuff

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>Why are New Worlders very unchallenging to rouse.

>why do african africans hold deeply to the practice of movement of limbs to melodic structure a lot.

>Good hats, mates

>haha, faggots

>>75115856
Get a better phone

DUDE

Absolutely hate it when places advertise their food/produce as organic, as if that were a remotely good thing

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>We've reached a new level

>Oustanding

Is there anything good in Wales for a tourist?

>>75115850
shall be alerting the authorities posthaste

>>75115850
alri smackhead

>>75115599
I'm already showered and dressed

thoughts lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6mh45mA_JY

>>75115716
link thread pls x

me arriving into /brit/
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1495118235679.webm

Have over a terabyte of porn downloaded and most of that is low res

>>75115856
>Apple

>>75115871
even the ones who reportedly aren't, may actually be pulling their weight.

>>75115893
Took your time

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>>75115795
REALLY makes you think

>>75115904

>>75115319
>>75115319
>>75115319

>>75115850
How illegal is the green in the UK?

In the US it ranges from 100% legal to instant jail, depending on state.

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Is there anything more ugly than west coast american suburbs

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Britain... what went wrong?

>>75115850
I'm going to start reporting these for illegal content and see what happens

>>75115730
Used to get up an hour early everyday with my da and watch the old Transformers together

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>tfw reported every drug dealer whilst at uni
>tfw got 8 people arrested and significantly reduced the flow of drugs through the university

felt good improving the lives of others

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>Back from the climbing gym laddos
>Feelin swole and sexy

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>rorkes are ugly neckbeard autists while lefties are beautiful beautiful on the outside as the inside
makes me think

>>75115716
really enjoyed that desu, feel like we should all meet up once or twice a week and work on a dance routine, then eventually the other generals will do their own and we can have a eurovision like dance contest.

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CERTAINLY DOES, DOESN'T IT LAD???

>>75115894
hiking, national parks

do mma lads wear cups?

weird how the gulf states don't want to take in refugees from their neighbouring countries but happily take in shitloads of pakis/pinoys/east-africans to clean their houses and build their skyscrapers

why not just take the clearly more familiar syrians/iraqis instead?

>>75115919
Yeah im a rasheed and I don't buy that - UAE and Saudi are cunts.

Jordan is LITERALLY, not figuratively, 70% refugees or children of refugees.

>>75115803
Low intelligence

>>75115876
Used to but takes ages when switching between apps

>>75115918
>>75115881
Could buy one but Mummy always buys me a new one if it breaks ahah

>>75115963
Me on the slide

>>75115953
good lad

psychedelics are the rosetta stone of the human psyche

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>>75115850
How's the new 'chine?

>>75115894
heroin

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>Britain... what went wrong?

>>75115990
the other guy might be right:
www.newsweek.com/gulf-states-are-taking-syrian-refugees-401131

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>>75115856

What are normies doing right now lads?

What do they do on a Sunday night

>>75115716
love this gimmick

woo! yoohoo!

>>75116009
hello nigger

>>75115953
good lad

>>75115931
essentially decriminalised by at least a few police forces who state they won't waste police time on weed users

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>Yeah im a rasheed

Rest in peace, Timothy Byrne ;_;

>>75115877
look at the crystals mate
glistening like my watch
>>75115931
rarely enforced unless you're a dealer
have been 'caught' a few times and the officers were sound, didn't take any official action
>>75116033
it's my old small one, will go to the weedshop on lunch at work tomorrow

>>75116068
me with the noose going to hang some niggers
the good old days

>>75115906
me getting out of the taxi
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1494626734564.webm

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>>75115931
It's a class B drug

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Pippa BTFO. Don't see how she'll ever recover from this.

Why couldn't they make scaled-up playgrounds for adults? Reckon you could get one hell of a workout from them

>>75116052
According to the group chat the lads are at a beer garden
Was I invited? No of course not

>>75116079
What do you do for work?

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>we're on a spinning ball of water and gas in air
ah yes globecucks

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>Wasted another weekend.

>Work in the morning.

the autistic gf
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1495335557788.webm

>>75115619
had 3 earlier with about 30 minutes gap between each
might have another later if I feel like it

>>75115906
*mutes this and watches with hotline bling playing over it*

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Timothy Byrne... This if your life!

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Gay

>flopped my nuts on a full deuce
poker is so gay

>>75116142
prefer not to say

Ah yes, prime autism hours.

>>75116204
bender

>>75116116
kek

big fan of this violently racist irishman desu would love to have a pint with the man

love pints

>>75116118
It's called a gym

>>75116127
>he's in a group chat with the lads
Norman Normington

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>>75116143

>Round

Checkmate atheists

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>>75116045
fucking slags
she's loving it

>>75116204
shirt lifter

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>>75116116
>King of England

stupid yanks

>>75116204
ponce

>>75116182
doesnt it just dribble out by then? I usually wait a week just because of the massive loads, feels miles better

>>75116150
link thread pls la' x

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>>75116150
>tfw no autistic gf

last night you were in my room

>>75116258
tess munster looks like that?!

>>75116150
what the fuck is this nonsense

tinder users should be sterilized

>>75116306
no stop asking

>>75116250
They're all from uni and live 40 miles away they just forgot to remove me aha

>>75116335
nah

need mo money fo dem programs

>>75116288
haven't had one for about 2 or 3 days
third one it was getting less viscous in consistency but i'm not quite out yet x

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>>75116197
I consider this programme to be an invasion of privacy, nobody is going to press gang me into anything.

>>75116150
women can't have autism

>>75116281
>ha oh my god dude would do you think you are? the queen of England or something?

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do brits call cookie dough ice cream "biscuit dough ice cream"

me when one of you lot start talking SHIT
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1495319363646.webm
could chin any one of you

>>75116342
you're a fucking cunt

sitting next to some bird on a train who's trying to learn Jap speak the fucking weeb

>>75116385
nah
cookies and biscuits are different things

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>>75116386
Ahh yes, making fun of disabled people.

>>75116335
and grindr users should be euthanised

>>75116385
they don't have that in britain

>>75116386
Stay classy /brit/

big thanks to the lad who posted Starz in their eyes earlier

big tune

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hm

>>75116224
O-oh ok

>>75116044
have heard this but it constantly gets denied by people on both sides of the refugees welcome debate cause they the saudis are highly unreliable in these regards and are possibly just diverting attention from their lack of involvement

don't really know myself if they are or aren't. I mean, obviously its not like there is literally a big wall around the kingdom so inevitably lots of syrians will have crossed in after shit hit the fan there (assuming the two even border eachother) but it certainly doesn't seem like they have any inclination of accommodating them despite a clear ability to do so

but again, I'm only speculating

I love thick creamy loads of cum

>>75116411
lol is she drunk?

rough gay sex in ira gangs is one of my fantasies.

yummy creamy irish boys

>Donald Trump says: "No politician in history… has been treated worse or more unfairly"

Is he gonna try to sue his country for his feels?

unironically agree with varg on autism

https://youtu.be/6IHaE-TXbZQ

>>75116448
Wat

>>75116385
no
>>75116407
not different things
a cookie is a type of biscuit
>>75116417
yes we do

>>75116448
He's just sick of the moon. What are you some sort of moon cuck?

>>75116463
> they the saudis are highly unreliable in these regards

i believe this too

hard to know for sure right now 2bh

>>75115970
yum

wish we could autoban yanks from brit

>>75116386
*shuffles towards you*

>>75116411
>ywn have a slightly crippled qt gf to feed breakfast and slip your dick in her mouth from time to time

>>75116460
bit nosey aren't you

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>Making your houses out of wood

>Installing the windows backwards

>The city of Yanks

>>75116281
Slurp the diarrhea out of my prolapsed fuckhole you little queer

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>>75116448
>moon is not made of cheese
false. been there meself

What's the difference between /brit/ and /sag/ haha????? Like how are borders real haha, sweaty :o)

>>75116498
I'd like to see him use that argument to convince a carer of severely autistic people.

>>75116567

I also saw this documentary

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lads

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why didn't yanks make nice houses?

>>75116551
that would be sideways you battyboy

>>75116567
Me in the back wondering who the fuck let these aliens in my cheese field

>>75116582
that's a bloke

>>75116558
hahaha brrooooooooo you're so disgusting dudee aahaaaaaaa

brayden - BRAYDEN! you'll never believe what cody just said duuude ahaaaa

>>75116533
>she will never give you a spastic handjob

>>75116570
*puts a pigs head on your doorstep*

>>75116567
was Wallace & Gromit the first inter-species relationship to take place on tv?

>>75116598
cba

>>75116105
That's like 50/50.

Not really bad, since in general the likelihood of getting caught is quite low as long as you're a bit careful.

In states like Georgia or Alabama, you can be imprisoned for months the first time you're caught with weed.
In Colorado, you're allowed to grow up to 6 plants and possess 1 oz without a license.

>neighbour's son is disabled after being hit by a bus
>about my age
>on the way back from the local shop one night
>see quite tall lad doing a strange walk all over the road
>think "oh god he must be pissed or on drugs don't give him eye contact"
>realise he is talking to me
>oh fuck
>turn music up
>he gets closer
>mfw it's my neighbour
felt so bad

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>>75116582

>>75116598
you're up early, wagie

>>75116650
>>75116582
*simultaneously uppercuts you both in the taint*

why has bugzy malone started calling himself the king of the north? would love to see the monkey say that in wakey

>>75116642
yea it's not too bad, some places do have sniffer dogs though. also if you're a supplier then it really is bad

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SAY IT WITH ME

BOMBER HARRIS, DO IT AGAIN

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>>75116618
no

>>75116690
do it again bomber harris

>>75116690
based commonwealth lad

>>75116690
paki bastard

>>75116690
genuine 'sheed

varg always bangs on about how great neanderthal dna is and uses it to justify his belief in white supremacy but he never mentions that east asians have MORE neanderthal admixture than white people

Just reheated my sunday dinner.

Hopefully the chicken doesn't kill me.

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>Still no gf

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>>75116550
I just wanna be one of the lads..

>>75115850
bet you don't even live in amsterdam poser

>>75116598
>posts a picture of trees

bottom slice of ham is always the worst

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>>75116598
Why do Australians hate stairs

>>75116677
It really is never worth it to deal drugs
Yeah you make decent money in the short term, but how long until you get stabbed in a drug deal or put in jail?

>>75116737
it's why orientals have higher IQs on average

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1495274274399.webm

forgoing the shower again today

The missus says she likes a bit of man-odor

have any wewuzers cottoned on to this yet

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sirius_Mystery
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dogon_people#Dogon_astronomical_beliefs

Nubians were in contact with aliens when whitey was still in his cave

arsetrians

>>75116772
they have infinite land so there's no need to have two stories

1mg alprazolam down the gullet

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Currently work in a stable but stressful job for £19,000, worth applying for this and just convincing criminal scum to kill themselves (and hopefully myself)?

>>75116782
loads of people at uni are small time dealers, but the big time guys there's much fewer of who do it and it's probably worth it for them 2bh

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>>75116728
>>75116735

DO IT AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN

>>75116835
99% of it is uninhabitable though

50g of sucrose straight up the schnoz

>>75116866
i earn more money than you

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>>75116803
>rorkes are mentally ill children posting on anime forums

>>75116894
what a suprise

>>75116894
lmao

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>>75116851
>tfw you get a minor injury and the doctor gives you tramadol

>>75116876
spent a week in a town near dresden for work got some funny looks speaking english out and about lol

>>75116782
lmao maybe in yank land

You aren't getting stabbed for selling a few 25 baggies

Only get caught if you're very stupid

>>75116894
howling

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>>75116882

urm no sweaty :) x

What's it feel like to have a girl grind her bum on your willy lads?

>>75116933
Isn't this why you lot have an opioid crisis?

>>75116782
>It really is never worth it to deal drugs
so true

>tfw

pump

hump

>>75116933
you have to be seriously fucked up before doctors here give you opiates

but you can get them readily enough on dastreetz

bix nood

trump

>>75117056
>>75117056
>>75117056

>>75116981
Proves nothing

bump for epic win

haven't been to burger king since 2010

>>75116991
Yes, pharmaceutical companies give doctors gifts for shilling certain "medication" as well.

>>75117086
dumb paddy does that look like 99%

>>75116871
If you're moving a lot of product then you're pulling in good cash, but if you do get caught you're 100% boned

>>75116938
Sure, but if you're not selling a lot then what's the point of taking the legal risk?

>>75116991
Yep. From what I've read, it's becoming a global problem, since people just shop around doctors telling them about their pain until they get hooked up.

>>75117052
I was surprised desu, though when I got my wisdom teeth out they gave me freakin Oxycontin.

hippocratic oath never said do no harm to your wallet