I am gay for France.

>>75110069
>implying France is male

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I am gay

>>75110092
>Implying OP is a male

I'm pretty triggered gender assumption is happening before my very eyes.

>>75110160
s-sorry

please don't call buzzfeed

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>>75110160
gender =!= sex
It's gay if you both have dicks

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>>75110092
Hes more masculine than you are, Germania. Reminder that you got fucked on both sides twice during the World Wars. You moaned like a bitch.

>not a single french (You)

op btfo

>>75110548
France surrendered to a bitch country then.
What does this make France? A double bitch?

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>>75110892
I have been forsaken, by my oldest ally. Truly btfo indeed.

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>>75110954
But you lost the wars, Germania. You are the greatest female of a country that has ever graced Yurop.

>>75110548
We could barely contain the germans in WW1 and we got BTFO in WW2... I don't see how masculine that is

>>75111074
But we beat France which means it's more female than us.
Now stop being butthurt, Franceboo. France is still a great country.

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>>75110069
And France is for gays

>>75111329
he's obviously belge

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>>75111173
Doesn't matter, in the end, she had her period than she lost. France was capable of defending itself from England in the Hundred Years War and its most prominent accomplishment was the French Revolutionary Wars, in which the people of France were able to fend off not only themselves, but the world. Germania will never compare to that. It is a girly nation.

>>75111449
you better be careful or the girly nation will start another world war.

>>75111449
>France was capable of defending itself from England in the Hundred Years War
The only danger in this war was the french duchies who sided with the french king from the english side. The english had way less soldiers. This was a dynastic war, and regarding the soldiers fighting, more like a civil war.

>its most prominent accomplishment was the French Revolutionary Wars
You mean the time when the french people voluntarily submitted themselves to an italian noble and got their glory only from his genius?

>Germania will never compare to that. It is a girly nation.
I wouldn't say that about a nation who managed to fuck the world two times in a row in a 2 VS everyone and who is still controlling Europe to this very day.

>>75111688
>germania on her period again
Oh boy

>>75111758
Napoleon was a Frenchman. Stop putting muh ancestry in this. And Germania has roughly the same size and resources as France, they had no excuse to lose world wars whereas France won atleast one.

I will fugg Germania in her vagina if she ever gets on her period again.

>>75112053
>Germany has roughly the same size and ressources as France


Kek, no they are bigger and have much more population (because they handled industrialization better I guess), and that's what made them so dangerous, along with the Prussian military doctrines and their autistic anger

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>>75112191
>Germania
>bigger tracts of land than France
Germania is smaller than France

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>>75112053
I-I'm not on my period.
Also stop calling it Germania. It triggers me.

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>>75112452
Germania, make me a sandwich

>>75112053
>whereas France won atleast one
Thanks to the UK...

>>75112191
Germany is smaller than France.
But indeed they are 88 millions compared to 66 millions here, for some reason

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>>75112759
>he's still defending little Germania
You're such a cuck and a white knight, France. Maybe you aren't my ally after all.

>>75112759
>>75112191
>>75111758
>>75111400
>>75111173
you sound like a big cuck

>>75112759
>Thanks to the UK

Wow, thanks retard for not knowing your own history. If we manage to defend, it's only thanks to belgian, they gave us enough time.

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>>75112578
STOP!!

>>75112973
>>75113631
then bring arguments to what I said if you don't agree, shitheads.

I only said the truth.

>>75110268
>implying gay doesn't refer to both male and female homosexuals

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>>75112759
>thanks to the UK

How about you stop listening to Anglo propaganda for a bit? We lost an entire generation of men to hold back and then beat back the Germans, your great grandpa probably fought in that war, so stop spitting on their memory. The British fought with us, of course, and it would be ridiculous to minimise their contribution, but it was primarily a Franco-German war.

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>>75110069
You're our best and only true ally.

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>>75110954
We fucked your asses for thousands years

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>>75110954
And it was funny

Gesta Dei Per Francos

>>75110954
You and all of Europe were our bitch from 509 to 1812. And after you only gained the upper hand in 1870, lost it in WW1, gained it back then lost it again. And after that we were more or less all America's bitch. We're talking more than a millennia of domination vs at most a few decades.

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>>75119468
>>75120295

And now you are old and weak, just like the United Kangdome and Germoney. We are all the same level now.
No offense.
But if you manage to beat us again like gaining more control over the european jewniun and thus making us irrelevant then we can talk.
Anyway, I still like you France.

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>>75120548
I don't hate you nor do i like you
Anyway, we're bitter because we're powerless to stop the destruction of our country

>>75120698
This. Only way I stay vaguely sane is by going full WE WUZ and focus on the past glory of France.

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>>75120698
>we're bitter because we're powerless to stop the destruction of our country

same. It's just that we have too many retards here who welcome and embrace it.
France still has a chance to rise again, Germany doesn't.

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>>75120805
literally what we all do in this country

>>75120805
>>75121018
how can I safe France?

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>>75120937
>>75120698
You sound pretty fucking pathetic lads

>>75111329
Too white to be French

Probably Luxembourgeois

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>>75120937
>France still has a chance to rise again, Germany doesn't.
As long as there are Germans there will be a Germany same goes for us, we're born in the worst timeline tho

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>>75121259
We were born to suffer

>>75118516
Did the British really hold such a tiny part of the front ? I had no idea.

>>75121259
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_qhLPWcm-0w

>>75121713
Beautiful
A shame that it is about Perfidious Albion