/brit/

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5th for stalin

>>75107937
EXCELLENT edition

quite like corbyn desu lads

The British serf is a peculiar creature. He sacrifices his own interest for that of his master. He takes pride in the stability of his monarchy, stability born out of the fact that he unlike his brave cousins in Europe, never dared to challenge the powers that be. He takes pride in the self-interested conquest and exploitation of other peoples, although they brought him no personal gain or liberation from his exploitation. He'd sell his own brother out for extra crumbs from the table of his master. Why? He has delusions that someday he'll leave his decrepit societal position and join what he assumes to be his rightful place in the upper echelons of society. And like any good sycophant, his delusion means he is inclined to set up his position in the aristocracy, making sure everything is ready for when he makes what he believes to be his inevitable departure from the drudgery of his lower classification, to the elite. And why should he be woken from his dream, Kate Middleton did it (so did the footballers and Alan sugar still even has a cockney accent!), so of course it is possible for the other serfs. Not all of them can join or else the elite wouldn’t be the elite. So in his preparation for gilded status, the societal runt, believes pulling up the ladder out of the grasp of those behind him will only serve to cement his future genteel status and prosperity.

Lo, what a fool he is. How he allows those above him to pull wool over his eyes, and encourage his selfish personality for their exploitation. It is the duty of the thinker to moderate man's carnal passions and to ground them in reality by taking the scales off his eyes, lest he is duped by those more conniving than him

>>75107952
nah some of them are sound lads

>>75107937
>tries to leverage THE EVIL TORIES WILL KILL 4CHAN because that's what the focus group thinks will work
but that is what the tories will try to do

love being policed and supressed, hate having freedom

simple as

t. average tory

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are jezza

>>75108000
Ahh yes the sad cunt who doesn't link his thread first and thinks people will still move there

>>75107937
me on the far right

tactics for getting leftypol to fuck off:
>report them when they spam threads >>75108000
>dont use their threads

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>EXCELLENT edition

The british serf is a peculiar creature. He sacrifices his own interest for that of his master. He takes pride in the stability of his monarchy, stability born out of the fact that he unlike his brave cousins in europe, never dared to challenge the powers that be. He takes pride in the self-interested conquest and exploitation of other peoples, although they brought him no personal gain or liberation from his exploitation. Hed sell his own brother out for extra crumbs from yhe table of his master. Why? He has delusions that someday he'll leave his decrepid societal position and join what he assumes to be his rightful place in the upper eschelons of society. And like any good syncophant, his delusion means he is inclined to set up his position in the aristocracy, making sure everything is ready for when he makes what he believes to be his inevitable departure from the drudgery of his lower classification, to the elite. And why should he be woken from his dream, kate middleton did it (so did the footballers and allan sugar still even has a cockney accent!), so of course it is possible for the other serfs. Not all of them csn join or else the elite wouldnt be the elite. So in his preparation for gilded status, the societal runt, believes pulling up the ladder out of the grasp of those behind him will only serve to cement his future genteel status and prosperity.

Lo, what a fool he is. How he allows those above him to pull wool over his eyes, and encourage his selfish personality for their exploitation. It is the duty of the thinker to moderate man's carnal passions and to ground them im reality by taking the scales off his eyes, lest he is duped by those more conniving than him

fuck four chan

any other anons use a wheelchair?

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*deletes 4chan*
ahh yes

Hugh Capet was black.

Arsene Wenger?

more like arse wanker

>>75107996
V interesting read

>>75108044
don't think i've ever seen a good post from an irish flag

Do I respect women? Yes.

Do I rate Pogba?

No

>>75107919
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>>75107919
>>75107919
>>75107919
Everyone is in here you loners
>>75107919
>>75107919
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>>75107919

listening to french oi!
its so funny it has to be satire

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labour stands strong against dens of mysogony and hate speech like 4chan
we pledge to shut down these terrorist websites and pursue the posters there with criminal charges
dont forget joe cocks died for your sins

>>75108075
don't think ive ever seen a socialistthat shouldn't be killed

>>75108033
lazy

>>>/biz/2133076

bit annoyed i spent all my bitcoins on drugs and that

>>75108088
shan't be posting in a gommie edition

>>75108000
this kid can't spam like i can
http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/74937344/#74938089

Hello haha I'm a tripnonce

I'm going to post here for attention and defeat the purpose of an anonymous imageboard

>2020 and May has been in office for 3 years

>try to access shemale porn? the website demands from you credit card details, your home address and a full list of people you're related to - you happily oblige but notice that some videos are blacked out because apparently they depict acts such as facesitting

>tired of the BBC and want to see news from an alternative source: oops google has been altered to block potential """"""hate speech""""""" - May's narrative only

>/brit/ no longer exists, /int/ eerily no longer has british flags on its, 4chan was one of the first websites to go down, its users were arrested and detained under hate speech, extreme pornography and charges of generally undermining of society.

Do you lot reckon Darksiders 1 & 2 are worth 15.99 for the both of them?
Kind of on the fence about it. Played 2, and enjoyed it a lot, but not sure if I'll enjoy 1 that much.

through /brit/ was just memeing the way /pol/ acts, just went there to see if they're defending saudi arabia and they are

>>75108088
fuck off

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Ahh yes the yanks

I think circumcision gives them brain damage or something

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>yanks on /k/ genuinely believe that a muslim invasion and takeover of the UK and europe is a possibility

baiting out the biggest rorkes I know

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>>75108106
*puts on prole cap*

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fuck ireland tbqh

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>there are literally liberal shills who think they can stop the Tories from winning a landslide victory by shitposting on 4chan

How embarrassing haha

pretty sure I can't locate North Korea on a map lads

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>>75108141
the future looks bright

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>>75108139

>>75108188
its just north of south korea.

>>75108106
>reads Hoppe once

>>75108175
we arent shills we've been here forever okay we just started posting also theresa may wants to kill 4chan didnt you hear? vote labour

>>75108152
you think the average culchie would do any better?

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Queen Victoria, The Duke of Kent’s great great grand mother, was the illegitimate child of Lionel de Rothschild.

Isn’t it odd that most of the Royal children don’t resemble each other, but these two do?

It is alleged that Prince Albert was a homosexual, Queen Victoria was indeed the daughter of Lionel de Rothschild, not only were all of Alberts children fathered by Nathan Mayer Rothschild, Lionels son and her half brother, but she also had a child before Albert came along, who’s descendants are the true heirs to the throne of England.

>>75108175
Can't be arsed with either of them winning

Hate them both

>>75108152
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/01/20/circumcision-autism-new-study_n_6503106.html

Post something like:
>4chan because we like her
100% false.

4chan is literally everything the tories want to go after

>hate speech
makes them look like they're not rorkist party so minorities and gays vote for them
>people talking about drugs
easy targets
>people looking at all sorts of fucked up shit
^ she will literaly require age verification before you can post on le chan - like literally sending your ID to hiro before you're allowed on /d/
>general aversion to society
we're easy targets, old people and the rest of society is scared of us.

we'll be first in line for May's reign of terror

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*steals your lunchmoney*

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I want to create beautiful Belgian-Australian babies with this woman.

>>75108197
oh right course
this uh, presents a second problem though.

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>>75108163

>>75108106
says the limp wristed paddy posting from his basement. the only person you could ever kill is yourself

>>75108202
>also theresa may wants to kill 4chan
Good

KLASSKAMP NU!

TA PRODUKTIONSMEDLEN!

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*blocks your path*

that Roger Ailes guy died during the week apparently. surprised I'm only hearing that now

>>75108226
there's no such thing as belgian because belgium isn't a real country

>>75108221
>Post something like:
>Post something like:
>Post something like:


oy veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey raid confirmed

fuck OFF leftypol
don't use leftypol threads

just 2 and a half weeks until leftypol calls us stupid racist piggies for not voting in corbyn

>>75108207
>Wow here are two pictures of people making the same expression must be related

>>75108264
mate...

favourite communist literate?

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my ancestor :)

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>>75108141
tfw we all migrate to reddit after all the imageboards have gone and we get that shutdown aswell

[DONT COPY PASTE ANYTHING ABOVE THIS LINE]
don't worry guys, when may shuts off the internet, we can still use TOR, right?

i mean voting corbyn would also work.. but ... MUH IMMIGRANTS (even though tories are increasing immigration)

>>75108262

Leave the humor thing to Europeans mr. SNL.

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interesting

>>75108000
spam more retard

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>the so-called Islamic State of /pol/

>>75107937
Brilliant edition

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my bible

>>75108359
squealing over the cognitive dissonance going over on /pol/ right now

can't believe donald drumpf wore a niqab in front of king saud

>>75108324
We'll be held in secret prisons, awaiting our quiet elimination.

No lawyers will try protect us, because the May's British Bill of Rights will not include protections for those guilty of internet based crimes, such as using a VPN or watching pornography deemed too extreme.

Those who try to speak out against are fate, will be silenced with the broadcasted mantra 'NOTHING TO HIDE NOTHING TO FEAR', and they too will risk being branded subversive elements.

>absolute state of /tv/ rn

going to post a new 25 posts early just to trigger this corbynite loser

>>75108291
Guy Debord even though he was more of a marxist

>>75108379
you mean Torah

>>75108242
just back from a gym session after benching 140kg x5
i would ground you into a fine paste you utter cretin

/tv/ is unbrowseable

>>75108338
i'm not trying to be funny

fuck off you odious little worm

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>>75108407
also going to do the same
here's the text

coordinated leftypol raid confirmed edition
>Post something like

>>75108401
>>75108431
I feel like we could learn a lot from these two.

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>i'm not trying to be funny

>fuck off you odious little worm

>>75108427
shut it bender the only thing you into a fine paste is your cock after wanking all day long like the fat loser that you are

>>75108291

Eric Hobsbawm

>>75108401
Oh bollocks

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>>75108028
Good post.

>>75108427
>140
babyweight
also gravity is lower in ireland

>>75108468
yanks BTFO

big breitbart reader here. ama

>>75108474
whoops thought that meant something else

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>A European tries to teach me about Scotland

Mm, what'd you say?
Mm, that you only meant well
Well of course you did
Mm, what'd you say?
Mm, that it's all for the best
Of course it is
Mm, what'd you say?

louise mench from a certain angle is hot

Hate how I can't post on 4chan with a VPN, would like some internet privacy but not at the cost of sacrificing my ability to post on the 'chon

thanks a lot gookmoot

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the future is bright, lads. the white man will soon be eradicated

will be relinking my corbyn thread at 250 posts

no point making your other thread wars autism when we've got a perfectly good thread ready for use

tick tock wagies

>>75108602
It's only 930

why the fuck is Ireland independent

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>>75108152
>the ones who put it in the south

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Name one time a British government's internet policy ever noticeably affected your life in a practical sense...

You can't, because ''internet policy'' is a gimmick designed to appeal to easily-scared elderly voters who know fuck all about how the internet works. Not once in the internet's history has a British government ever prevented me from visiting a website I wanted to visit. We wouldn't even be aware of this issue if one of you hadn't dug up some online article from their reddit homepage. Ironically the people who actually get riled up about this petty shit (lefty millennial student redditors) are the most likely section of society to not turn up on election day.

Will be making a new thread at 250 posts

no point using a corbyn thread

Business idea: post an anti-corbyn thread at 245 posts

>>75108599
wont be using it
in fact, making a thread boycott now
don't use leftypol threads and they'll stop making them
i hope you understand how unpopular you're making yourself when you come here and ruin a fun general to try and shill politics to people who won't listen to you

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>>75107996

>>75108439

I'm sure you weren't

Keep trying to impersonate Brits though if that makes you feel better

*plays with my arsehole*

i'm english not british

>>75108640
never posted on that chan in my life you autist

>>75108631
>British government ever prevented me from visiting a website I wanted to visit
big 4 ISPs block torrent sites on order of courts.

>>75108640
this

>>75108634
>>75108637
HAHAH BASED JFs, FUCKING HELL I LOVE THREAD WARS

>>75108677
wow convinced now brilliant
carry on ruining the thread mate
we're not going to use your corbyn threads

I'm scouse not human

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>>75108676
This you?

>>75108667
you can't even speak english properly

leave

>>75108683
It's ridiculously easy to get around that, unless you're 65 and it's your first day on the internet.

>>75108697
don't care what you like idiot

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found this

>>75108561
it's all chinese in africa tho

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What does one do with this much money?

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>this is the average scot

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Not bad, an average of 16.1 green thumbs for each post. what's the conversion rate for DM green thumbs to (you)s on here?

>>75108744
>hurr its easy to get around
not an argument

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>>75108751
why, hoard it of course

>>75108751
buy governments

Flog it it is

>>75108774
>nipple piercings

>>75108751
drink toilet water

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>>75108561

>>75108815
>gay

If you do not like corbyn or may, why not vote UKIP?

>>75108751
honestly i'd create a private military

>>75108815
don't forget the gauge in his nose

>>75108631
Internet privacy is a joke in the UK, even IRL privacy is a joke with all the CCTV cameras in London.

>>75108830
>white

there's definitely some strategy talk going on in the leftypol raid discord right now
they've stopped posting

gammon and parsely sauce for dins dins desu

>>75108843
Missed the belly button too

I hate you all with a passion

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>>75108784
Did you use one finger to type that?

>>75108751
make sure you have it forever
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cascade_Investment

>spending your day trying to hijack /brit/

absolute state

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anime

>>75108858
this lmao
scattered like fucking roaches

might join a trampoline club. seems like a fun way to get fit. apparently its fucking great for you too and doesn't fuck up your joints due to it being low impact.

porn with small breasts is banned in australia

is this what we want for britain?

>>75108905
hat

>>75108885
what have you done with your day?

>>75108751
watch instagram thick mulattos insert salmons into their arse

>>75108889
Pet no kanojo was shit desu
Post actual good ones lad

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>watching nostalgia critic cause literally nothing else to watch

>>75108905
trampolines are for children

>>75108918
what is hat-worthy about that post?

>>75108905
did it for about 4 years it's brilliant

lots of teenage girls do it too x

>>75108925
cummed 4 times on 5 different surfaces. wanna know my secret? i'll never tell

fast i put a nigga in a trick bag
and send you to your momma gift wrapped

>>75108957
see>>75108956

>>75108958
nonce

>>75108956
whats your point?

>>75108925
impregnated your mother

>>75108975
do you listen to max b ?

>>75108925
made some repairs to my bicycle
did some math questinos
read some presocratic philosophy

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>impregnated your mother

>>75108975
Bonjour nègre

>>75108954
i watch so many dumb youtube channels for this reason
>>75109002
lil bit

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absolute fucking kinography

>>75109035
Pile of literal shit

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Expected this tbqh

Decided to unmatch that girl on Tinder. It's not worth the risk of having to say I'm not interested because she has a dick.

>>75109035
depressing unfunny shite

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>>75109055

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>>75109071
>she has a dick

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Rate the ol' surname distribution lads

>>75109071
>tinder
I bet 60% of them are troll accounts made by men pretending to be women.

Hey there, Gareth Nonce, pleased to meet you Mr Phile

>>75109024
never knew what the Socratic method was until recently but it turns out i was doing that all along whenever i had debates with people. just seems like a really effective way of getting an argument into someones head.

>>75109035
some laughs here and there, much better than BBC's other offerings of: Queer Britain and Sweet Sixteen: A Transgender Story

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>>75108954
I watch Star Wars lore and theory videos all day and do barely anything else. I don't even enjoy them that much

>>75108989
I think your time would be better spent learning a rewarding hobby in place of a brainless one where literally all you do is jump up and down.

Just don't see the point in taking up trampoline jumping as a hobby, doesn't seem very rewarding in the long term.

>>75108905
lad i almost had a heart attack last time i went, even just 5 minutes is surprisingly tiring. half an hour every few days would do wonders

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>makes joke
>Umm.. uhhh.... *smiles* :)

STOP DOING THIS

I wish I was fucking dead
Every day is agonising, the sheer fucking monotony of it all

>>75109136
>>75108954
get involved in hobbyist electronics you sad cases

>>75109185
do something new to spice it up (suicide isnt included)

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>>75109129
>Queer Britain and Sweet Sixteen: A Transgender Story

>>75107937
excellent edition

>>75109140
the reward is getting fit by engaging in a meaningful activity. literally one of the healthiest things a human being can do. are you autistic?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_tINpaxbS0

>>75109221
How is jumping on a trampoline the best way to develop your muscles nor increase your endurance, you twat?

>>75109231
imagine being his neighbor

>>75109265
who says you have to fucking minmax your workout you twat? exercise is exercise

>>75109205
>hobbyist electronics

I don't even own a fucking screwdriver

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>who says you have to fucking minmax your workout you twat? exercise is exercise

>>75109213
I literally can't
*does a 'cide anyway*

>>75109280
;0)

http://www.strawpoll.me/13013104

http://www.strawpoll.me/13013104

http://www.strawpoll.me/13013104

http://www.strawpoll.me/13013104

love badminton and tennis

>>75109265
Thought I was talking to someone who understand the basics of exercise. Turns out you're an idiot. Conversation terminated.

>>75109265
it's fun, you can still go the gym but it means you'll be slamming cardio, abs and legs while doing the trampoline stuff

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The American military complex

>>75109318
get into obscure psychedelic research chemicals
or cars
or rugby/GAA
you choose

>>75109380
>300 casualties whilst unopposed

what the frick

>>75109380
"Both U.S. and Canadian forces mistook each other as the Japanese and, as a result of friendly fire, 28 Americans and 4 Canadians were killed, with wounded on either side.[2] A stray Japanese mine caused the USS Abner Read (DD-526) to lose a large chunk of its stern. The blast killed 71 and wounded 47."

no swearing in /brit/

Tim actually can't play the guitar.
https://youtu.be/vcM2Rzz8lrM

Feel genuinely sorry for Cheryl. Poor woman.

>>75109411
IIRC the seppos and Canucks landed on opposite sides of the island and both sides expected a degree of Japanese resistance. However, there were in fact no Japanese on the island and when they met in the middle they assumed the other to be the Japanese

>>75109129
why is BBC so obsessed with showing us what trannies are?

>make up like 0.001% of the population

>>75109447
get frigged mate

anyone else here unironically like rick and morty

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>>75109466

>>75109479
no

hate the barbican. simple as

david icke unironically speaks a lot of sense

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ET9cnj3RfRU

>>75109505
why

>>75109466
wow.. goes to show race isn't real :)

>>75109302
If it's NOT one of the best ways to develop muscles or increase endurance, then what the fuck are you doing jumping on a trampoline as an adult? You should play an actual sport that requires some strategy and has room for progression if you want to a rewarding way to get fit.
Lift weighs if you want to develop muscles.
Start jogging or swimming if you want to improve endurance, at least then you'll actually gain something from improving your endurance rather than just being able to jump on a trampoline for an extended period of time...
>>75109378
Might be fun for a while but don't you think you'll get bored if it after a while? Then what?
>>75109366
Not an argument.

*does a big poo right in the middle of /brit/*

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slowly going off the rails

imagine spending your time fervently rallying against people having fun and exercise on trampolines. insane levels of autism.

>>75109463
Feel bad for whoever buys the place Cheryl lived in, I'm sure they'll feel massively done in

Should I emigrate to Oz or Canada? Australia seems better in every way apart from shitty internet and being in the middle of nowhere.

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>Interpol went shit after Antics

how do I build up the courage to kill myself?

NEW

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>>75109626
canada is cold
australia is warm

trampoline users should be drawn and quartered

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>So, where do you see yourself in 5 years time?

>>75109651
What are you doing

>>75109651
NOT a fan

just bought a trampoline lads

>>75109626
>shit internet
Quite a lot of areas have NBN now which is pretty decent from what I've heard.
http://www.optus.com.au/shop/broadband/nbn/nbn-articles/how-fast-are-nbn-speeds
>>75109651
no, fuck off

>>75109674
president of my local trampoline club

not a fan of marcus hausen

SO

liverpool won

wenger out dont give a shit if he wins the cup or not ffs

>>75109651
Cut it out you willy wanka

>>75109656

But I still want to download my 20GB rips

cat has done a shit somewhere - I can smell it but can't see it

*donates you to science*

>>75109739
maybe it's you

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>>75109626
How about back to Pakistan, you rotten child-raping cunt?

I'm 26 and never had a job. Going to be looking for one soon.

What do I put on my resume as an excuse for the 8 years since school? Pro-tip I don't have a uni degree to show for that time.

>>75109674
job centre plus

despise materialism

fooled again

fucks sake

>>75108207
>but she also had a child before Albert came along, who’s descendants are the true heirs to the throne of England
Have you never seen Game of Thrones? Illegitimate kids are not entitled to shit

>>75109674
assistant to the President of my local trampoline club

>>75109694

How do Australians feel about middle class white English immigrants? How much shit will I get?

>>75109761
coma

taking some dark fruits down my trampoline club later

going to get plastered

>>75109761
what the fuck were you doing for 8 years

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>>75109761

sounds like you'll have to start picking asparagus

>>75109761
What have you been doing?

I hope you were travelling and working abroad in a remote place that can't be contacted by phone - if ya know what i mean.

>>75109761
lie, literally nothing to lose from lying.

may WILL kill 4chan given the chance lads.

>>75109761

Say you were taking care of your dying grandma

Guy on karaoke is singing let it be. Can't stop thinking about Tim, lads.

Everyone is in here now

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met a lad from ottowa last night
dont think he liked me cos im pakistani. both of our countries are children of the empire so we're commonwealth brothers

>>75109822
please do

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>>75109761
P-Please don't leave me behind.
t. 20 year old NEET who has NEVER had a job

>>75109855
fuck off leftypol

>>75109855
Whew, he's trying, you gotta give him that, eh?

>>75109820
runt

>>75109855
>273
Fuck off, staying in here until bump limit you spastic cunt. If it doesn't reach bump limit I'm just leaving.

>>75109761
lmao this'll be me soon
literally got no mates or friendly family to be a reference

>>75109815
Depression, roulette, 4chan posting. thats about it

Looks like I'm leaving, bye.

When this reaches 300 don't go to that Corbyn thread, make a new

Get in here to annoy the Aussie shitcunts

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>>75109761
find a bunch of businesses that went bust recently and pretend you were working there. no need to worry about references. worked for me

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we're in here ignore leftypol

i fucking hate tories

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checked