/dixie/ - Southern US & Friends

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ARKANSAS

I need help from you Southerns, how do I convince my sister to become my fuckbuddy?

>>75107296
who knows man, prolly got sewn by an old woman in her spare time

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>>75107666
>666

begone devil belgian

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our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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this triggers the Massivejewshits

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>>75108081
>QUADRICENTENNIAL

*Posts 18th century Russian icon of Jesus where Jesus' skin looks dark due to the way the paint aged*
IRREFUTABLE PROOF THAT JESUS WAS BLACK

Iran is our friend, fuck the Sauds.

>>75108891
neither is your friend.
ur dum

>>75107263
>using Confederate symbols
This thread is pure cringe

>>75109026
>/dixie/
???

>>75109026
very weak bait, sad

>>75108988
Iranians love America. Until the Turks kick out ErDOGshit they are our truest allies.

>>75109658
>iranians love america
no one in MENA loves america.
Especially not the iranians, its only the ones that fled away that sucks the big jankee dick

So, how's that wall coming along?

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>>75109933
soon

>>75109933
zero progress on it so far, I'm not terribly optimistic.

However illegals are actually getting deported now and border crossings are at an all-time low so there's that.

>>75110506
forgot link
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-39215655
the fed has reported a 40 percent drop since Trump's inauguration.

Hate Muslims and Mexicans

>>75111847
good post

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>>75110571
>when the article ends in dubs

>>75109933
Don't really give a shit, I voted for the SCOTUS nominee and I wasn't disappointed

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SOUTHERN BLUE DOG TAKEOVER OF THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY SOON

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>non-criminal undocumented immigrants

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>>75113274
>non-criminal undocumented immigrants

>>75113274
>law abiding
>illegal immigrant
what an oxymoron

>>75113274
Croszing the border illegally is a criminal offense

almost everything you need to do to live in the US without documentation is a criminal offense

>>75113332
I don't think anything on the planet can approach the stupidity of the American left when it comes to this topic. It always boils down to "all of us r immigrants xD" or trying to downplay the criminal nature of illegally crossing a border.

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>>75113691
If they love freedom of movement so much why are they always pro-government on every subject?

>>75113901
Because you have to be mentally impaired to vote left

>Drumpf will use the government to turn America into Nazi Germany !!!!
>we need more government!

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jesus christ

>>75113985
Hahahahaha

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>>75113985
>Caucasian cuisine
>no spices in sight

Why do Euros bitch so much about peiple talking on public transport

This board is such a shithole kill yourselves. Don't bother replying to this I'm going back to /tv/.

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>>75114981
t. DLOMBALD GLOMPF

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GROMALD

SLUMPF

>>75113985
>nigger lawyers
That really wewed my lad

>>75113985
kafkas lads are good at banter tbqh.
except for arm*'s

>>75114865
I love it when people strike a conversation in the bus tbqh.
I mean we are in the bloody thing for atleast an hour every day at the same hour we might as well get to know eachother.

>tfw everyone on the old bus i took to the atelier that i studied in were best buds and we even made a whatsapp group together and went to football once.

>>75115609
>except for arm*'s
WTF Turkey apologize

Never forget the 2 gorillion

>>75115701
should have killed the citizens of c*ntway instead, way less effort required
>64 THOUSAND

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>>75115762
One American is worth 100 T*rks

>>75115814
EXCELLENT post

>>75115814
>nation of immigrants
>1/6 irish, 1/5 scott, 2/9 english, 5/2 italian, 6/1356.56 cherokee
>IM AN AMERIKKKAN

>>75115966
My left testicle is more white and European than you will ever dream of being

>>75115985
Ummm i live in yurop sweetie :)

>>75116016
Having your big toe on Europe doesn't mean you live in Europe

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>>75115966
Americans are a race free from the corruption of E*rope

We're the only people who are truly free

>>75116046
it does if he lives on the big toe

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>european
>yadi yada no balkanlar gf ree

>>75116046
But i am physically in europe right now.
Oh im sorry, were we roleplaying as countries? Im sorry i am not autistic :^)

>>75116063
F-fuck you amerilard, i can into freedom and liberty!
>madır gets facked by ç*mars in the background

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>>75116163
>i can into freedom and liberty!
You better get to working on that then

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>>75115985
silence pis herif
turks shall inherit the earth

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>>75116063
>Americans are a race free from the corruption of E*rope
*supports eu*
*votes hillary*
*takes a ''heritage'' trip to yurop''

>>75116241
>border of texas

>>75116252
ew ar*p gross

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>>75116252
Hmm?

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>>75116327
Kebap perhaps?

>>75116387
I want to try kebab

Reminder that Mexicans are slowly turning purple

>>75116423
Most people only get it when they're drunk in Europe. It's good street food, but it's still that, street food.

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>>75116387
A religion to rule them all mayhaps ?

>>75116423
Try Pizza with Kebab on it

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FUCK Muhammad and FUCK Muslim people

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>>75116423
Its nothing that special really.
We have way better street foods and restaurant stuff here but ç*mars in anatolia only know how to do kebap.
We have a thing called a ''wet burger'' its a burger thats drenched in the moist of tomato sauce,spices and sometimes beer. It used to be special to istanbul but branched out to other western parts of turkey.
Still hard to find outside istanbul though, and unheard of in anatolia.
I can eat 5 easily in one sitting

>>75116595
10/10 post

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>>75116543
*abolishes the caliphate*

>>75116595
good man
but fuck c*ntway

>>75116643
That looks like one of those wet markets in Hong Kong

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>>75116685
Stop bullying me

>>75116301
>ar*p
ew no
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turks_in_Lebanon

>>75116771
>ar*p rapebabies LARPing as turks in lebanon
also nice try CIA, you cant make me open wikipedia that easily

>>75116693
>even the fucking çingçongs trying to steal our cuisine
Its ours i will kill your entire family

>>75116895
I wasn't talking about the food, I was talking about the market itself

Silly T*rk

>>75116493
oh i forgot we eat fried goat intestines as drunk food here
tastes delish :^)

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Is this another lets fuck with the t*rk episode?

Still waiting for an apology
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/March_14,_1891_lynchings

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>>75116849
tfw CHI of turks
life is suffering

>he can't use Wikipedia because his dictator is an insecure crybaby
top laff

>>75117035
we dish out the CHI's rather than intake them tbqh.
anyway return home if you are turk man, arapdan dost olmaz.

>>75117109
>not going full no step on snek and only use internet on 5 different proxies
pissDOGcunt was the best thing to happen to anti-government ideals here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BK9ebOZ-cgo
Me tbqh.

>>75117035
why are you there and not Germany or something?

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>>75117317
Fat amerilard diaspora
I am grek

>>75116983
oh no i am getting bullied, i hate it noo

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>erdogan
>pronounced air-doh-wan

>pissDOGcunt
>pronounced as ''i facked ur madır and u hapınd my tiçır''

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>>75117018
>>75117035
>>75117109
>>75117184
>>75117310
>>75117317
>>75117381
>>75117417
>>75117524

>>75117184
>>75117317
my maternal grandfather left native turkey to work here. being superior to the natives he managed to amass a small fortune and settle here with his woodcraft factory, and married a local orthodox christian woman.
i don't plan on moving anywhere since we're living well for ourselves here.

>>75117381
I'll have you know that I am only mildly overweight

>>75117663
that sounds pretty comfy honestly. Keep doing your part to reclaim the empire, my friend.

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>>75117663
Return home cunt we need educated turks

>>75117768
i'll have to learn turkish since my grandfather was the only one to speak it and he passed last year.
is it difficult?
i hate this barbaric semitic desert language

>>75117896
It is.But people would be more than happy to teach it to you.Im sure you can get good enough to strike a basic conversation in 2-3 months depending on how much time you spend with other people.
Good luck :^)

>>75117896
just RP as a türkmen everyone will love you

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>>75117948
alri thanks anon :^)))

>>75117983
>as a türkmen
somebody from Turkmenistan? pls explain

>>75117983
turkmeneli?
jesus, i'm not that brown

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Take a look at my new qt's
>tfw i bought them at a discount and still had to pay somewhere around 220 liras

I only weigh about 120 pounds(55 kilos for you mentally impaired individuals still using metric)

>>75107263
>dixie
smells like separatism. should be hacked & reported to FBI

>>75118102
https://www.google.com.tr/imgres?imgurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.turkomania.org%2Fen%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2014%2F08%2Fwest-turkmeneli-syrian-turkmens-map2.jpg&imgrefurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.turkomania.org%2Fen%2Fsyrian-turkmens-describing-isis%2F&docid=YCfFEWHEQpuHaM&tbnid=6NpdJUqIWGumHM%3A&vet=10ahUKEwiDk56R6oHUAhXIPBQKHddUA3YQMwggKAAwAA..i&w=622&h=480&bih=614&biw=1216&q=syrian%20turkmens&ved=0ahUKEwiDk56R6oHUAhXIPBQKHddUA3YQMwggKAAwAA&iact=mrc&uact=8

the correct term is türkmeneli but we call them türkmen for some dumb reason, they live in northern syria and northern iraq but the media never gives a shit about them for some reason.
They were part of the first maps of the republic before the british cucked us out of western thrace and that whole region

>>75118240
free crimea

>>75118213
>tfw 210 pounds
normally I'm about 180 but my diet at university has been fucking awful. I'm going to diet for a few months as soon as I get back to Virginia.

>>75118240
pls master, no

>>75118280
gib Kurdistan!

Kurds are bro tier and definitely NOT commie

Kurds are commies AND jihadis

>>75118334
>FREE crimea
>'''gib''' kurdistan
russki mentality everyone

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>>75118325
no no no! we're practically friends now. we shouldn't make troubles to our agent

Who are the most American Europeans?

>>75118585
ireland

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>>75118585
Poles
read up on the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth, it was literally an agrarian paradise, pretty much the CSA minus slaves

>>75118280
yeah I guess it makes sense that there'd be groups of Turks in other countries left over from the empire. Literally never heard about this though.

>>75118752
Bulgaria used to be more than %50 turk before the bastards genocided half of them and forced the rest to change their family names.

There is also alot of turk villages in southern ex-yu, especially in macedonia

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persecution_of_Ottoman_Muslims#Bulgarian_uprising

>almost half of the turkish population was ''''gone''''

>tfw i googled bulgarian turk genocides
>its all batak massacre over and over again
>the only thing i managed to find on the turkish massacre was a word long

fuck you jews

>people still believe the "Saudis control Amerikkka because of oil meme"
>even though NAFTA has been energy independent since 2014
They park tankers off our ports and rush them in when there's a temporary increase in the price because they can't compete with shale

When will this meme die

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Drumpf is up to something y'all

>>75118979
Aren't Bulgarians pretty much Orthodox Christian Turks in denial though?

>>75119018
before I always belived in another meme - Israel controls USA

>>75119104
Israel is our greatest ally

I'm going to call my representative and tell him to vote for increased aid to Israel

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>>75119139
>I'm going to call my representative and tell him to vote for increased aid to Israel
good goy! good!

>>75119125
Well then what does that make A*banians?

>>75119329
Sub humans

>>75119329
albanians arent turks.
We still love them though, most loyal colony :^)

>>75119385
I don't get the hate they recieve honestly. They're shady types but they don't act like monkeys and have a sense of honor (even if half of them are criminals).

They're also pro-American to the point of it being bizarre. I've never been treated well just because of my nationality before, but they'll literally freak out if they find out you're American.

>>75119562
>They're also pro-American to the point of it being bizarre
y tho

>>75119562
most ex-soviet cunts love amerikkka, same goes for countries close to soviets
we love americans here aswell, you can always tell an american from a distance
You either look like cooler yuropoors or fatter europeens.
That and only the british and americans have clothing that have their flag on them.

My neighbours are bulgarian turks and they fucking hate bulgarians for kicking them out of their homes

>>75119562
>but they don't act like monkeys and have a sense of honor
Strange, that's exactly what they act like in my experience, and they do not have any sense of honor.

>>75119562
oh you meant albanians.
Never actually met one before tbqh.
They might love you just because they historically love cucking the russians

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Fuck Voltaire.

>>75119647
because we bombed Serbia for them and supported Kosovo's independence recently.
>Albania has often been called the 51st state for its perceived strongly pro-American positions, mainly because of the United States' policies towards it.[115] In reference to President George W. Bush's 2007 European tour, Edi Rama, Tirana's mayor and leader of the opposition Socialists, said: "Albania is for sure the most pro-American country in Europe, maybe even in the world ... Nowhere else can you find such respect and hospitality for the President of the United States. Even in Michigan, he wouldn't be as welcome." At the time of ex-Secretary of State James Baker's visit in 1992, there was even a move to hold a referendum declaring the country as the 51st American state.[116][117]

>>75119695
well they have a reputation for a reason I guess. I haven't met many to be fair.

>>75119684
>>75119718
>most ex-soviet cunts love amerikkka, same goes for countries close to soviets
this is mostly a meme, I've been to plenty of former Warsaw Pact states and they won't worship you for being American or anything. They just treat you as an individual instead of stereotyping you like Western Europeans tend to, which is pretty nice.

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>>75119917
>At the time of ex-Secretary of State James Baker's visit in 1992, there was even a move to hold a referendum declaring the country as the 51st American state.
I wonder how that would have gone if they had voted yes

>>75120019
>suddenly america has land in yurop
would be pretty funny tbqh

>>75120019
EU membership for the US and an opportunity to cuck the eternal German forever

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>>75120160
>implying we don't already

>>75120228
>amerilard edumacation

reminder that France has a department fully integrated into the country in South America, and that France technically borders Brazil

>>75120170
>an opportunity to cuck the eternal German forever
God Bless

>>75120274
>implying we dont have land in turkey as well

not hard for the US to lease blacksite prisons in other countries turkanon

Reminder that those are j*nkee bases

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>>75107263
Dixies are subhumans

>>75120423
>Dixies
literally nobody native to America would ever use the word Dixie plurally so I'm going to have to call CHI on this one

>>75120398
Dixie claims all of the United States' overseas bases as the rightful successors to the American Way

Reminder that the american way is isolationism

>>75120628
Non-interventionism

America was never isolationist

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AMERICA OUT
REEEEE

>>75120785
I just noticed that they barely ever come to troll here anymore. Guess they got bored.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4xrmuqfzBc
post funky music im working on my finals

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>>75120897
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Bb_w7nOBwg

>>75121076
>20 seconds in
wtf is this my man

>>75121108
90s club music

it was a strange time in the states

captain jack is weird as fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7X2QztU74pA

other stuff is actually catchy as hell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecnIW2KKe6w

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>ywn party hard with 90s hoodlums convinced the world is coming to an end when they have no idea how dank the 2010s will wind up being

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_-Qtz70_z4

>>75121377
>all these white wimmin with black men
good to know america was always cucked

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>>75121488
This, fuck Amer*cans

:^)

>>75121320
i like the first one
i have no fucking idea why though

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>>75121488
it began in the 70s
>>75121591
lone star pls go
>>75121606
it gets stuck in your fucking head man

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>>75121591
f-fuck off
s-steers and queers

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>>75121656
"Virginia"
Is that even a state? l m a o

>>75121644
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQnb5Apsxv4
we were fine until the 2000's tbqh.
The 90's generation is cancer and it only gets worse

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>>75121591
Just so you know, I despise Scandiniggerland, you fucking snownigger barbarian. I'm so glad Alfred the Great fucked you Danes in the ass, in particular.

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>>75121687
STOP IT

take a journey with me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzoEK545j64

>Texan """music"""
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjCtHgNEcV0&list=PLe1IqDWc9ST9NCYCsxdH7hseuoOXJuCfL

>>75121749
whats wrong border of texas?
Arent you used to being inferior at this point :^)

>>75121706
>This video contains content from SME, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.

they've done it again turkbro

>>75121820
GOVERNMEEEENNNNTTTT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GYGe0wwqgs

>>75121687
Oh sorry, N*rwegians, still despicable. Fucking shipniggers >>75121591

>>75121781
WELL THIS
EEUHS
SOOOOOO
UNREAL

>landlocked state
>capital is ''little rock''
>JUST LIKE THEIR PENISES LEL
>64

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>>75121963
OBSESSED
B
S
E
S
S
E
D

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>>75121963
god damnit i missed 64 by 1

>>75122011
>cant fish in the ocean

>>75121874
that one worked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHRnvjCkTsw

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>>75122079
>can't eat BBQ

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>>75121963
>he lives in an millennia old urban shithole miles away from the natural world

how can you relax in such a big city

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reminder that Virginia has not been relevant for nearly a hundred years, has voted Democrat in three consecutive Presidential elections, is the home of Sonichu, and exports nothing but death and suffering to the world on a mass scale through its cancerstick companies.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBwAxmrE194

ALL HAIL

WU
U

>>75122103
I love the beat in this one
not fan of nigger though

>>75122169
jokes on you i live in the outskirts of the city, there are still farms here :^)
>it takes me atleast 2, sometimes 4 hours to reach city center.
>barely any busses

>>75122160
who needs bbq when you have superior TURKISH cuisine (everyone else is full of shit)

>>75122265
>superior
Sure sweetie :))))

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>>75122172
this, fuck virginia, land of cancerstick smoking virgins

test

>flags being shit

guess its fixed, my state flag wasnt showing

>>75122265
>superior
>no pork

you poor thing

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>>75122296
>he cant eat SUPERIOR goat intestines and dolma's shaped like d*ck
Sad!

>>75122377
pork is overrated tbqh.
I have it when i visit the russian restaurant near my school, dont understand all the hype for it.
Steak is better

>>75122265
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fkbgR2Fswk

its a good rap group

they were around right before gangsta rap got big so they did their own thing

>>75122439
>a predominantly Muslim society doesn't know how to cook with pork
what a surprise

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JUST FUCKING BUY THEM YOU FAGGOTS

DON'T Y'ALL WANT TO BE COOL?

>>75122493
its a russian restaurant though.
Its run by russki's

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>>75122439
its all in how you cook it senpai

i promise you, there is no place on earth that can cook a pig as well as the south

pulled pork is an inspired invention, the cuts of meat involves are normally the least desired, but after smoking slowly for 16+ hours, it turns to decadent meat velvet that can be topped with barbecue sauce (which is a topic of depth and debate)

>>75122496
>literal deathsticks
Shan't

also, why do Europeans smoke so much?

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>posting rap

>>75122580
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjFRzCeFUUM

>>75122397
so the goat intestines is the wrapping?

what's the filling?

and thats no nastier than haggis, regardless of dick shape

>>75122558
they like acting miserable

>>75122556
now that looks fucking good
open a /dixie/ restaurant in istanbul plz

Fuck George Wallace and Alabama.

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>>75122558
because they're good goyi- I mean customers

look at this Arkansawyer icon, don't you want to be like him?

>>75122615
there is kokoreç, which is the whole intestine cleaned, spiced and then fried and eaten between a bun.

Şırdan is a more local thing from adana, i only had it once. Its wrapping is a specific part of an animals (usually goat) stomach.The filling is usual dolma filling (meat and spiced rice)

>>75122580
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9K149sKeuTA

we can enjoy all types of tunes here senpai

>>75122619

its divine

if i thought that it would do well id be open to opening a restaurant there, maybe with beef and chicken moreso the focus rather than pork

>>75122699
>don't you want to be a deeply troubled christian haunted by the weight his own sins knowing the terrible things you put your family through for your own pleasure and selfishness during your unparalleled career as a modern day bard have earned you a place in hell but your faith is so staunch you never stop singing the songs your mother taught you
yes;_;

>>75122811
We have a bbq culture here, so i am sure it would do great.

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>when you realize the American Dream is moving to the US and opening up an ethnic restaurant so that fat Americans can get even fatter
God Bless America and no one else

>>75122755
>The filling is usual dolma filling (meat and spiced rice)
That sounds good desu

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>>75122811
aw fuck it, I need to watch Walk the Line again

>>75122918
It is.
I have been eating normal pepper dolma for the past 2 days now.One of my favorite dishes

>>75122939
the man actually read a shitload of philosophy

he was smart as hell

>>75122986
He was a jackass though

Who /Mobile/ here?

>>75123028
this too

he did a fuckload of drugs and slept around on his wife for years

>>75122986
I read his autobiography last summer, I could tell. You can tell he left out quite a few less flattering details but he was unironically a scholar and a gentleman.

>>75123028
so he'd be the model example of a /dixie/ poster, had it existed during his youth. Thomas Jefferson too.

>>75123092
My grandparents used to live in between Kingsland and Rison and pretty much everyone hated/loved him

>>75123138
wew, that's interesting. any stories?

>>75123123
yeah cause we are such rascals here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Njwjq-0lEGA

>>75123200
He just Jewed everyone. Everyone liked his music though so they just stopped talking about the shit he pulled

I don't know much but I could ask my grandparents the next time I visit them

>>75123280
>I could ask my grandparents the next time I visit them
do it man, you gotta get as much out of them as you can before they're gone. Old Southerners are fucking based.

>>75123222
checked
also, pardon me if it's rude, but I'm always shocked by how white Turks in Turkey are in contrast to the Allemani or whatever you call them. Another great song but I can't help but notice that all of these people would blend right in almost everywhere in Europe.

>>75123503
>I'm always shocked by how white Turks in Turkey
They look like EYOs

>>75123607
>I had to look that up
begone with your pseudo-Chicano speak, Conway

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>>75123503
>allemani (CUTE!!!!)
almancı desu

its cause the people in the video are from western turkey.Most turks you would recognize in yurop are easterners and anatolsh*ts.


Plz send aid for independence

>they would blend right in
our grand supreme leader would have also blended right in as a yuropeen :^)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36VBenOukjI
(here is a song about the türkmeneli btw, its about the ones forced into prison in kerkük)

>>75123656
>had to look up EYO
EYO PAULIE, I'M ABOUT TO CALL DA BOYS ON DIS GABAGOOL

>>75123682
>our grand supreme leader would have also blended right in as a yuropeen :^)
Of course, Jews have been a part of the European landscape for centuries

>>75123709
fuck you c*ntway, go be relevant first then respond to me

>>75123739
Why does everyone call him a Jew anyway?

>>75123222
holy shit i got trips

>>75123753
he was from Selanik (SELANİK) which had a very sizeable jewish population to the point that there were rumours that the jews might try to set up their country there during the fall of ottomans.
Then the greeks slaughtered them

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america is doomed, DOOMED i tell you

let's hope that space travel develops fast. so that we may establish the new beacon of freedom away from this shit

>>75123865
Mars is going to be an Ancap society mark my words

>>75123894
>Mars
>not a post scarcity society
top laff

>>75123865
I claim Europa for the >white South

>>75123865
The Confederate Star Systems of Dixieland will rule the universe one day, mark my words.

>>75123682
>its cause the people in the video are from western turkey.Most turks you would recognize in yurop are easterners and anatolsh*ts.
that's what I figured. I got the same impression from videos shot in Mexico, the native population looks completely different from what we get in America.

Secular Constantinipolitan Free City when?

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>>75123865
>putting your faith in technological "progress"

>2017
>Not being a luddite

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>>75124074
Here is a dandy map for you.
Just give nukes to the red parts

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>>75124074
>the stars are ours
>the bars are our highways
>the stars and bars in the sky

>>75124121
I thought you hated the people in Anatolia

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>>75124121
Went ahead and updated the map for you, bud.
No need to thank me.

>>75124143
the only part that is in anatolia in pic rel is hatay+adana (honorary members) and eskişehir (literally the kindest place on earth)
Oh also northern cyprus joins the republic aswell.
We dont consider the west coast anatolian, its agean, same goes with the south coast.

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>>75124224
10/10

>>75124121
are those referendum results?

>someone posts about being Republican on /lgbt/
>"lol y do u hate urself"
Hate gays tbqh

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>>75124286
>gay
>conservative
pick one

>>75124271
kind of.
Most of the red places voted no, some lost by a very small margin (like 1 percent), but there are more that i didnt include

>>75124286
>in amerikkka desiring to stick your dick into a dude is considered to be a political tool

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>>75124309
>Republican
>Conservative
pick one

>>75124286
the Republican Party is absolute garbage besides Trump though

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The Dwemer are the skin of Numidium tbqh

>>75124309
The government is responsible for enabling and enforcing every harmful policy against gays in the US

>>75124338
>not preferring one pile of dogshit to the other
baka desu senpai

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Spending the day out of the house, taking a walk while my sister gets some tattoo work done. Pretty goddamn nice out today.

Bonus if y’all can figure out what street I’m on.

>>75124472
Fucking rotation metadata, I normally fix that on my computer but I’m on my phone.

>>75124472
Im comin bb

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>Dwemer

>>75124542
>when you fuck up in fusing your race's souls to your fabricated God and lose all sense of individuality and the ability to control your God
JUST

>>75124523
Lel. How much is it to fly out here from Turkey?

>>75124594
a little over a thousand if i remember correctly.
But thats to the east coast

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>>75124582
>when you holocaust yourself and the BBEG is a standin for a misunderstood hitler

>>75124640
Oh, did you ever read anything about Magnus's creation being literal clockwork with land and water placed over it by other et'Ada?

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>>75124383
yeah I guess I kind of have to when the alternative party literally hates me because of my gender and skin color. I would probably be considered a left wing lunatic by most Southern conservatives and yet here I am voting the same way they are just because of how utterly shit the Democratic Party is.

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>>75124617
Damn.
Anybody else? It’s tricky to make sure I don’t take a picture of a street sign.

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Stop riding cows

>>75124706
>straight up just ATM
wtf is all ATM's like this in USA?
in turkey, banks put out their own ATM's and put signs all over it signifyting its theirs and you can only use it if you use that banks card (unless its one that sponsors all cards but charges extra for them)

>>75124758
Yeah, you can use any one ya like but there’s a fee if it ain’t your bank's usually.

>>75124692
when he made mundus?

not sure senpai

>>75124745
Better than just outright killing them, Juan.

>>75124788
>when he made mundus?
Ye. It might have been a Kirkbride thing, but Nirn is supposed to have been a giant clockwork construction. I think Sotha Sil was trying to tap into that to change how the kalpa ended

>>75124812
Naw, they’re delicious.

>>75124745
never

Maybe I oughta raise the stakes a little for “Where in the World is Redneck Penman”. I'll keep posting pictures on here and if y’all figure out where I am (and where I go to eat, eventually) there'll be a prize of some kind, maybe you can pick a quote for me to write with one of my fancy pens or some shit.

>>75124963
do my homework.
I need to create a font

>>75124963
Well we already know you're in California, and I would hazard a guess that you're in the southern part of the state.

>>75124949
We didn't spawn you for this shit. I must insist you abandon your barbaric ways

post some good country/banjo songs

>>75124963
Palmdale

>>75124997
I have a pretty big collection of fonts actually (good shit, not hurr durr Dafont), never tried making my own though. Doubt I’d ever finish, I’m too much of a perfectionist and I’d never be happy with it.

>>75125031
yessir

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04u7VmRNV-E

>>75125009
That’s accurate.
>>75125041
Nope.

>>75125031
I will never stop shilling Hank Williams III here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTk3fGpo2Lk

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>>75125031
Sure thing famalam.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gX1EP6mG-E


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ug7IgB8MfWE

>>75125031
post comfy buzuki
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2-cqeE2TWE

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>>75125031
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJOIqmlI65Y

>>75125116
Doesn’t really fit in the thread but I do like me some rebetiko.

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>>75125056
I did one in 10 minutes thank you anyway

>>75125154
you know about rebetiko in usa?

>>75125116
Traditional greek/turkish music is comfy as fuck. You guys make some wonderful string music over there

>>75125168
Nah see I’d want to make some fancy ass serif like you could use for a book and put in characters for Cyrillic and Greek and all, that takes ages.

>>75125140
Me at 1:51

>>75125199
med's are great at making comfy musics in general

>>75125192
Average guy off the street? No. I do, but I’m a musician.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n9prNixjbg

GOOOOOOOD OL ROCKYTOP

ROCKYTOP TEEEENNEEEESSEEEEEE

>>75125206
fuck that shit :^)
I always just cheat it and go full ''japanese typograph'' and just go ham with thick brush and ink
I had to give 2 capital and lower case letters + numbers fonts the week before.Im so fucking tired of creating fonts

What kind of price range should i go for a starter violin?
I did some research but all the recommended prices are all over the place, some recommend somewhere slighlty above 80 dollars whilst some recommend 600 dolar shit

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sweet god its beautiful y'all

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZBUDQsI6m8

best version of good ol mountain dew ive heard

>>75125326
Used to think this was about the soft drink

>>75125349
I dont think the soft drink existed back then

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>>75125349

>>75125390
I didn't know that as a kid

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWqT8Rljt_8
>Recruitment ads
CANNOT BE FABRICATED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uOy3WdT3mY

>>75125459
>Sw*des
don't even get me started

>>75125509
how much worse can they be from norwegians?
Iceland's slightly less autistic bigger brother

>>75125459
https://youtu.be/lDZ2fMHTvwk

>>75125545
I actually went ''jesus fucking christ'' irl fuckinghell

>>75125538
political correctness on crack is the easiest way to describe it

>>75125592
https://youtu.be/0Dg3Us9ld2g

People talked about that commercial for a while

>>75125617
Swedes look so happy and carefree in vids of stockholm i saw i can understand why anyone would hate them.

>>75125666
They're happy and carefree because they are extremely naïve, it's killing their country right in front of them and they don't give a shit because they've been indoctrinated to think that having a different opinion is mean.

>>75124706
Judging by the roofing, maybe somewhere in St. Augustine, FL?

>>75125697
>naïve
theres the word i was looking for.
Honestly as someone that lives in a cunt dominated by MENA politics, i can understand why arab refugees would hate them.
Hell i would hate them aswell if i had to run away from my country in case of civil war to be greeted by sheltered cunts on crack who never had almost nothing horrible happening to them only thanks to the luck that they were born there.

>>75113274
Actually, if you cross the border the first time and are caught, you're subjected to civil, not criminal law, hence non-criminal. It's only if you're caught multiple times that it is criminal.

>>75125709
Nope. Nowhere close.

>>75125779
>sheltered cunts

back when i was in college there was a swedish girl in my lab group

one day after studying at my place, me and the other guy smoked a touch of pot and started talking about other drugs we'd done

this chick could not process our interest in these degenerate hobbies, she just kept saying "why dont you just get drunk"

>>75125945
Im not much of a weed guy myself too. Mostly because it funds the k*rd terrorists.Also i dont do well if i start getting in a little bit of stress.
Anyway i would have tought recreational drugs would be rampant in sweden

>>75125945
I fucking hate the Swedes here, judgemental cunts

>>75125779
>where your born is luck xDDDD
Where your born is a series of deliberate choices, a person is a product of his environment. There is no 'luck' involved.
>Hell i would hate them aswell if i had to run away from my country in case of civil war to be greeted by sheltered cunts on crack who never had almost nothing horrible happening
Success breeds jealousy, and people from those regions (Africa/ME) seem to be exceptionally jealous, instead of grateful.
Unfortunately, Swedes (and Europeans in general) seem to be unable to comprehend that not everyone has the same intentions.
>>75125945
>she just kept saying "why dont you just get drunk"
Normies here are intolerable, they're like drones who cannot comprehend that there are things to do outside of getting drunk and fucking around every weekend.
It's horrible.

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Gettin’ food.

>>75126010
she said she'd never done anything but drink

we tried telling her how it started in the 60s with hippies and pot had spread all over, and then at colleges drugs are just rampant, but she was really sketched out by it

which was weird because she was definitely into black guys so idk how she could hate weed

>>75126013
shoulda seen the look on her face when we started talking about lsd, her eyes got WIDE senpai

>>75126095
i dont mess around with psychedelics much anymore but theyre worthywhile to experience at least

>>75126105
is that a fishmonger that does sushi or is that just where they keep their fish?

the one thing i miss most about north carolina is being able to purchase unfrozen saltwater fish

>>75126013
I fucking hate Scandinavian normie drones here, like >>75126095 said. They're like walking /int/ memes that are grown in tubes in labratories or something.

>>75126095
I cant really chose to be born in england or iran though.
It just sorta happens.
>success breeds jealousy
i would call it their success but i would definitely be jealous of them no doubt.
I mean it was their ancestors that did all the work now they have it easy. There is tons of hard working people here who will never have a life as comfy as someone who works casually 9-5 just because he was unlucky enough to be born here

>>75126137
>definitely into black guys
all scandi girls i have ever met (which was not that many) were all into black dudes.
I have no idea how the fuck they can all be into black dicks, i would think there are that many black people in scandanavia.
>a little stress
i meant to say a bad trip but i am tired and also dumb

>>75126105
eat red meat son