/sag/ - South Asia General

first for daler mehndi

>>75102327
>tfw no fiercely loyal cute jindo dog

>>75102231
जय गोर्खाली |

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>>75102685

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Yesterday I tried some chicken momos at a Nepalese fast food restaurant. I loved it.

>>75102878
I'm pretty happy that there's a momo stall run by a Nepali or Northeast Indian dude really close to my house.

>>75103060
Same here. That Nepalese restaurant is just out of our society.

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First for Nepal superpower within the next century

>>75103169
Kinda envy Nepalis and Northeast Indians because they live in such beautiful places and their food is decent too.
>>75103292
Gorkhas are pretty badass.

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>>75102878
>>75103060
>>75103169
>tfw nearest good momo place is 10 KM away

>>75103392
I live like only a couple of hundred meters away from that momo place. I can walk there whenever I feel like getting a momo.

hello

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>tfw finally done with JEE Advanced
Finally can shitpost full time now
>>75103487
Hello, malay-anon

>>75103516
I'm Indian

>>75103451
Man i miss walking just 5 mins to get tasty momos. Probably won't get to taste proper ones for another 6 months. ;__;

>>75103539
Huh, so many Indians in SEA...
Are you an expat or were you born there?

>>75103516
Yeah. It was very tiring eight hours. Feels good that exam center was near my home this time and not in another city.

>>75103756
How'd it go? Did you check your first paper from a key yet?

>>75103837
Physics and Maths went well. I felt Chemistry to be a bit hard, especially all that organic one.

>>75103993
The paper had a very similar pattern to last year but was much easier, imo

>>75103837
>Did you check your first paper from a key yet?

Not yet.

I like Balkan songs. Cool Scarface animation too.
https://youtu.be/AjD7h8xXvpc

>>75104057
It may be relatively easy from the last year, but I am only used to the organic chemistry in our school textbooks. All that notes from coaching and advanced Organic chemistry textbooks provided only a little help to me as I spent most of my study hours studying Physics and Maths.

>>75102231
Do you know this oldman and how is his cuisine?

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>>75104285
Forgot the pic.

>>75104314
I don't really understand what you mean

>>75103609
I'm a local Indian but my mum's a recent arrival from Assam

>>75104454
Assamese, eh?
Do you blend in well as a local in Malaysia?

>>75104494
its ok we mostly fuck amongst ourselves like the other major ethno groups

>>75104699
That sucks :(
I wanted a Northeast Indian gf

>>75104384
I saw the YouTube videos of the man's cooking.And apparently He is an indian.I thought someone might know him here.

>>75104881
Never seen him before... I don't know anything about cooking, tbqh
Isn't YouTube blocked in China though?

>>75104881
T E A C H
M E
E N G R I S H

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kQZHYbZkLs

Ecuadorian music is good.

>>75104923
Some people in china translate and transport the YouTube videos to chinese websites.
>>75104954
N E I N.

>>75105188
Thoughts on CCP?

>>75105188
youre the only legit chinese guy on /int/ right? I know a guy from aryland who likes to Proxy with your flag but you are the chinese english teacher right?

>>75105233
I was born in 1995,and during the past 20 years,I can feel that life is better day by day.CCP is very powerful.

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>>75102523
Cute! How could anyone eat this ;_;

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>>75105790
Most people in china are confident with CCP.But the speed of economy growth will slow down.There might be more difference voices by then.
>>75105270
I'm not a english teacher.

>>75105950
how many chinese posters are here?

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>>75105860
Jindos and Shibas are really cute
>>75105950
What do you think about Mao?

>>75105950
Also noticed that Nvidia box. PC gamer?

>>75106209
Nevermind, just realized that it's a laptop.

>>75106228
Looks like a lenevo desu

>>75106291
Do they have preloaded Ubuntu laptops too?

>>75106338
I guess so.
Alot of the laptops imported to Nepal have ubuntu or DOS instead of windows since its cheaper to bring those in.

>>75106085
Maybe 3 or 4 as I know.
>>75106095
He was a great man until 1960s.But after that he was too old.He hardly knew the truth about the situation,and thus he lost in his own imagination.But he was still in charge so he made huge mistakes,which was a disease for the whole nation.The official evaluation given by CCP is “70% contribution and 30% fault ”.Personally I don't hate him because my grandpa adores him a lot. But I feel sad that so many death due to his mistakes.

>>75106514
is there a risk of using 4Chan in China?
What happends if the gov't finds out?

>>75106291
It's a Dell.

>>75106586
Ahh. The body coloring made it look like a lenevo one.
Dell is bretty gud. I've got one too, though its due for an upgrade.

>>75106546
Since I'm still not found by the gov,so frankly speaking I dont know.It's not something serious.So many people insult CCP everyday,but no one disappeared.kek

>>75106683
What do Chinese think of South Asian countries like Nepal, India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Bhutan, etc ?

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My surname's popularity.

>>75106822
>Nepal
They have the mountain,so do we.
>India
We were at the same scratch line,but now we are different.So some chinese have superiority complex to indian.And many of us think that the caste is the reason for current situation of india.
>Pakistan
Our best friend.
>Bangladesh
Not familiar.same the Bhutan.

>tfw could beat the shit out of everybody ITT

>>75107161
:^)

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>>75106873
My surname by frequency

>>75107209
Lol are you छेत्री or श्रेष्ठ or something like that?

>think they can start a south asian general and not post qts

hmmm i dont think so sweetie xox

>my surname has 4 incidences worldwide
>I am one of those

wew

>>75107336
Not really, my surname is found in India too but is far more frequent in Nepal.
I can't say what it is though... Too doxxable.
I did know a Shrestha though once

>>75107404
Wow. That's definitely the rarest one I've heard yet.
What countries are the other 3 in?

>>75107121
Love you, China bro!

Looking forward to Dubai 2.0 in Gwadar! I'm pretty scared as to why China is so friendly towards us. It's not like we're any use after the collapse of the USSR.

>>75107508
2 in the US, 1 in yemen

it's probably because it was transliterated unusually

>>75107536
How many Pakis does it take to change a lightbulb?

>>75107450
What site are you using

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>>75102231
>My surname is only popular in Wahhabi Durka Durka areas

Feels bad man

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>>75107161
No, you can't.

>>75107652
forebears.io

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>>75106514
are you the chinese that teached me how to get north korean qts?

>>75107536
It's quite simple, India is their biggest geopolitical rival in the world.

India is the antithesis of China. India is the country with the most religious diversity, with an insane number of languages and beliefs. China is a country which is actively trying and succeeding in homogenizing the country ethnically and culturally (i.e. no religion). India is world's biggest democracy, China is world's biggest one-party state. Both have massive populations. They have disputed areas. They will be vying for control of Asia.

Pakistan is just a valuable tool for China to have, and China is a valuable ally for Pakistan to have.

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>>75107731
Wew lad

>>75107879
>Afghanistan
Huh

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We are spread all across the world.

>>75107699
>British emprire

Ah yes you forgot the mention the part where the Afghans were bombarded with artillery by the most powerful empire in the history of the mankind

Face it, that entire story was just a lie to boost the morale of the Sikh soldiers who were cucked into fighting for the British.

>be Sikh
>first fight Afghans without British help
>then the British come
>invade Afghanistan for the British cause
>Afghans kick the British out once
>fight for the British again
>British gain control over Afghan foreign policy but Afghanistan remains independent
>However the British decide to terminate the Sikh empire and swallow them
>Afghanistan kicks the British out again and becomes independent country
>Sikhs still part of India
>get progrom'd when they get to uppity

>>75107939
10,000 (TEN THOUSAND) great Afghan "warriors" V.S. 21 Sikhs.

And Sikhs still won.

>>75107939
>Face it, that entire story was just a lie to boost the morale of the Sikh soldiers who were cucked into fighting for the British.
They were mostly Sikh mercenaries tbf. A lot of ""real"" soldiers refused to work for us.

>Afghans kick the British out once
Well yeah but that's undermining it a but. We invaded, took over and put a puppet in.
The soldiers that got killed in the first battle was because they stayed inside the country idiotically instead of gtfo'ing which got them surrounded and destroyed.

>British gain control over Afghan foreign policy but Afghanistan remains independent
Not sure if that's something to proud of m8. Same thing happened to China but they call it a 'century of humiliation'.

Wasn't this general meant to be politics free anyway?

>>75108183
* in the first war

>>75108155
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Va%E1%B8%8D%E1%B8%8D%C4%81_Ghall%C5%ABgh%C4%81r%C4%81#Massacres

>25K-30K Sikh "warriors" and "women and children" massacred by the father of Afghanistan

KEK brah

>>75108183
>comparing China, biggest country in the world population wise and one of the biggest area wise to Afghanistan, small country surrounded by persian imperialists, british imperialists and russian imperialists

kys dumbass

>tfw there are two Sikh "holocausts"
>both perpetrated by Afghans
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>>75107825
Yes.

>>75108302
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Va%E1%B8%8D%E1%B8%8D%C4%81_Ghall%C5%ABgh%C4%81r%C4%81#Massacres
>"Fighting while moving and moving while fighting, they kept the baggage train marching, covering it as a hen covers its chicks under its wings."
>More than once, the troops of the invader broke the cordon and mercilessly butchered the women, children and elderly inside, but each time the Sikh warriors regrouped and managed to push back the attackers.
Wow that's unironically pretty fucking badass. Why are Sikh's so much cooler than other indians?

>comparing China, biggest country in the world population wise and one of the biggest area wise to Afghanistan, small country surrounded by persian imperialists, british imperialists and russian imperialists
That's not what I was even implying lad

>>75108372
oy vey

I went to amritsar and shit, went to the golden temple

was probably the first time an afghan muslim entered the golden temple since this happened

>In 1757, Ahmad Shah Durrani invaded India for loot and plunder a fourth time. This time, he was so harassed by Sikh fighters who several times slew his guards and pillaged his baggage train that he determined to take his revenge on them. Since Durrani could not lay his hands on the elusive bands of Sikhs, he determined to vent his fury on their holy city of Amritsar. The Harimandir Sahib was blown up and the surrounding pool filled with the entrails of slaughtered cows.

>>75108302
>>75108372
>In the twilight of dawn, Durrani and his allies surprised the Sikhs, who numbered about 50,000, In the twilight of dawn, Durrani and his allies surprised the Sikhs, who numbered about 50,000, most of them noncombatants.

>most of them noncombatants.

>Taking pride in murdering innocent and defenseless women and children instead of fighting with true warriors on the battlefield.

Why are Afghans so savages, always destroying civilizations like Turks.

>>75108536
Literally revenge for all the bullshit the Sikhs pulled

>>75102231
>Bahadur
that was a turkic name ?
wtf

>>75108668
So fight the Sikhs on the battlefield like true warriors instead of killing their defenseless women and children like a coward.

>>75108530
>This time, he was so harassed by Sikh fighters who several times slew his guards and pillaged his baggage train
>Since Durrani could not lay his hands on the elusive bands of Sikhs

Poor guy. He just couldn't catch a break.

>>75108766
just banter lmao xx
>>75108779
yes, the sikhs were very adept at fleeing

>be peaceful afghans
>peacefully conquer modern day punjab
>suddenly sikhs decide they want an empire on their own and start killing innocent afghans
>absolutely holocaust the shit out of the sikhs
>this is somehow not fair

??

>>75109075
You never conquer other people's land peacefully. On one side Sikhs just wanted independence and live in peace on their own land and practice their religion without any threat. While Afghans were just Turk tier savages who didn't contribute anything to Punjab and just looted it and murdered and tortured its people.

And Afghans take pride in their history of being loot.

>>75109374
>turk-tier

nah, afghans just looted, turks built stuff like the taj mahal

be grateful of the big mughal cock

>>75109374
>>75109494
He's trolling you dumb fuck, jesus

>>75109494
>Turks built stuff.

> Destroyed our Universities and burnt our libraries and then they built fucking tombs.

>>75110309
post proofs

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>>75110736
>what massacre? :^)

>>75111234

what country? :^)

>>75111234
>genocide as a word formed from Ottoman's role in Armenian genocide
>Turks deny it was a genocide
>People who don't recognize it as a genocide will still use the word genocide in other cases
>Muslims will still deny it even if there was no religious aspect to the genocide

>>75112800

>Armenian """""""""genocide""""""""""""

It's as real as the Bangladeshi """""""""genocide""""""" desu, I see it more as an increase in the diversity of the state of Bangladesh by the many institutions of the Pakistani republic, my fellow half-Paki friend.

:^)

>>75110736
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nalanda#Decline_and_end

>Muhammad-i-Bakht-yar, by the force of his intrepidity, threw himself into the postern of the gateway of the place, and they captured the fortress, and acquired great booty. The greater number of the inhabitants of that place were Brahmans, and the whole of those Brahmans had their heads shaven; and they were all slain. There were a great number of books there; and, when all these books came under the observation of the Musalmans, they summoned a number of Hindus that they might give them information respecting the import of those books; but the whole of the Hindus had been killed. On becoming acquainted [with the contents of those books], it was found that the whole of that fortress and city was a college, and in the Hindui tongue, they call a college [مدرسه] Bihar.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muhammad_bin_Bakhtiyar_Khilji#Conquests

>A certain reference in literature suggests that in 1193, the ancient college-city of Nalanda and the university of Vikramshila were burned by[7] Bakhtiyar Khilji.[8]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_book-burning_incidents#Nalanda_University

>The library of Nalanda, known as Dharma Gunj (Mountain of Truth) or Dharmagañja (Treasury of Truth), was the most renowned repository of Buddhist and Hindu knowledge in the world at the time. Its collection was said to comprise hundreds of thousands of volumes, so extensive that it burned for months when set aflame by Muslim invaders in 1193.

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>>75113070
It wasn't an actual genocide by definition.

It's was the suppression of a violent revolt that was hyped up by the Allies and (((them))) to garner sympathy and support.

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>>75113458

>implying it even happened

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>>75113070
>>75113458
>WE WUZ GUD BOIS WE DINDU NUFFIN

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>>75113560

>The bangladeshi genocide was a true event that actually happened and was not a figment of mutual symbiotic simulation virus which caused the east Pakistanis to imagine a situation and murder poor and defenceless soldiers sent for the security of the bangladeshis.

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>>75113668
>poor and defenceless soldiers

“My sweet little whorish /sag/ I did as you told me, you dirty little general, and pulled myself off twice when I read your shitposts. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked and fed arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting general when every fuck drives one out of it. I think I would know /sag/'s fart anywhere. I think I could pick its out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat girls have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope general will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

You say when I go back you will suck me off and you want me to lick your cunt, you little depraved blackguard. I hope you will surprise me some time when I am asleep dressed, steal over to me with a whore’s glow in your slumberous eyes, gently undo button after button in the fly of my trousers and gently take out your lover’s fat mickey, lap it up in your moist mouth and suck away at it till it gets fatter and stiffer and comes off in your mouth. Sometimes too I shall surprise you asleep, lift up your skirts and open your drawers gently, then lie down gently by you and begin to lick lazily round your bush. You will begin to stir uneasily then I will lick the lips of my darling’s cunt. You will begin to groan and grunt and sigh and fart with lust in your sleep. Then I will lick up faster and faster like a ravenous dog until your cunt is a mass of slime and your body wriggling wildly.

Goodnight, my little farting /sag/, my dirty little fuckbird! There is one lovely word, darling, you have underlined to make me pull myself off better. Write me more about that and yourself, sweetly, dirtier, dirtier :^) .

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>a-anon, you n-naughty boy... you t-told me you l-liked femdom so I went out to b-buy some whips and h-handcuffs... that's what y-you like- anon...
>What's this
w-whay's wrong... no, please, d-dont, not in front of the bab- p-please don't be a-angr-?!
>REEEEEE THAT WASNT WHAT I MEAN YOU STUPID WHORE YOU NEED TO SIT ON MY FACE AND CUDDLE WITH ME AND BRING ME TENDIES SPOIL ME SPOIL ME YOU UGLY BITCH ILL TEACH YOU TO MAKE ME A SAD BOY MOMMY!!

>>75113373
>one library