/asean/ - Vrijmetselarij in Nederlands-Indië

>>75099486
pertamax

I have crippling depression

I wanna have sax

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lmao

1 rijsttafel met extra satésaus, asjeblieft.

>>75100333
haram ya akhi

>> 75099463 because it was maghrib.
waiting for isya', """pray""", and then go to bed. I don't know why the fuck I'm so sleepy.

>>75099745
iirc, if you were incarcerated, you can't compete for presidency no more.

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I nak awek Mat Saleh

fuck ada space
>>75100563
>>75099463

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>>75099740
>tfw my gf wants to take my anal virginity

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>watch movie with classmates
>girl decides to sleep on my shoulder
>act casual about it
>"stop sleeping and watch the movie"
>she stops sleeping on my shoulder

what the fuck is wrong with me?

>>75100727
post more pics of her

>>75100727
I will be the first

>>75100740
:')
you're a real human bean anon
accept Christ as your lord and saviour and take an oath of celibacy.

Góða kvöldið, /asean/!

>>75100740
>Spaghetti
You can open an italian restaurant

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>>75100727
>having a gf

suuuureeee

more like GAYsean haha

>>75100938
Good evening to you too, Pewdiepie. How's your holiday?

>>75101060
Just fine, also it's Icelandic

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>>75101049
Nothing wrong

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>>75101132
Bump this thread also my sister in the right

>>75101391
Who drew this? I like this artstyle (especially the eyes).

>>75101515
lick her calves and thighs vigorously

>>75101515
Nice

>>75101515
Post her(male) penis

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Why are filipinos so lazy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubZrAmRxy_M

WE

>>75101712
WUZ

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>>75101669
heat+humidity

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My harem

>>75101767
filipino immigrants for some reason are really lazy too, they do nothing but speak their language among each other

>>75101872
they like to pretend they still have roots
fucken diaspora

Tak tau mana nak pulau
Eh pala ayu ina
Lentuk sami tele eh umai
Wuapa elulu tau li yei
Tak pernah-pernah
(Olok-olok bakar)
Awek Awek
Ntuk kui mua
Tek malu lele e tak tak iye
Awek Awek
Tek malu ke maki ye
Naik ngko hakil iya
Kain air

He is enjoying his time in a vacation.
Jealous.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsYwDWTMBS8

>>75101872
what's wrong with that? But when it comes to work they should speak in english.

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Rate my dinn- I meant my doggo.

>>75101391
>manga
good taste

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>>75102653
I want to talk to them

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Update from our glorious leader

>>75103085
talk to them, they'll switch right back to eng
if some of them are still speaking flip, then you know they're rood

>>75103160
kek
pls share twitter handle pls

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come if you're bored, not many /asean/ flags yet over here
http://pixelcanvas.io/@-1304,-1328

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>>75103339
Just type "Mami Kawada Philippines" into Twitter and you'll get him. At his Twitter he even shares his FB link so you can check that out too.

>>75103416
Lol R/Place clone, just let it die.

>>75101278
you a real tourist or another vikingboo like me?
>Read the "Prose Edda" during my teen years, watched and loved "Vikings" the show, even planned to move to Norway

>>75103470
i got no results beside mami kawada herself

Do any aseans play Roblox?

>>75103742
only crossfire and badminton

>>75101712
My ancestors :'^)

How do aseans reproduce if even the women have cocks

>>75103742
I'm not 8 so no
>but then again, there's not much 8year-olds in there anyway

>>75103685
Read the whole results, only less than 10 tweets came up.

>>75103742
I play World of Tanks, War Thunder, Dota2

>>75103160
Popular guy.

>>75104068
4 U

>Been pulling it to black girls for a few days now
How do I get a black wife?

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>>75103160
>only with more convenience stores
tfw MKL came to Bali for the convenience stores

>>75103983
World of Tanks.

Describe. Youtube keep spaming this ads

>>75103470
Kek, now I know the name of our glorious leader
thanks thanks

>>75104786
MKL is literally Jesus

>>75104814
now I know why he's so powerful

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>play game with qt asean gril 5-10 hours a day for past 6 months
>she wont be able to log on much anymore
>doesn't want to keep in contact outside of the game
Are all asean grills like this?

Should I call the filipnos at my school good for nothing tagalogs?

>>75104958
It means she never liked you

>>75104958
>Are all asean grills like this?
It's a 300 pounds boy

>>75104958
maybe she afraid
does she know what you look like? she might be imagining a fat fuck
and how do you know she's a qt?

>>75105064
no
>>75105083
yes
saw timestamp pic and no you can't have them

>>75104958
She's just playing with you.

>>75105169
pls
she might have reached her limit for beta orbiters already
What game were you guys playing?

>>75103742
Planetside 2. I can't git gud in this game.

>>75105236
WoW

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>>75096560

Good luck in your endeavors. Don't ever think that x is impossible

>>75096603

I'd be so glad if who I was talking to was a fake or someone outside my strike zone so I know exactly what to do with this feeling. She definitely looks, sounds and act like she came straight out from a comic book. Where else could you see a girl who resized 45+ and counting weeb pictures to 1/3 or 1/4 of their original size in consideration for my internet speed? She's also about to buy me something simply outrageous too enough to be the absolute madwoman.

Here's one of them weeb pics

>>75105391
ah, no wonder
better luck next time columbine

>>75105005
>>75105192
o-oh
>>75105691
that isn't me

>>75105735
oh, that guy looked fairly alright and was 6'2 to boot
maybe u ugly m8, are you in the asean comp?

>>75105819
nope

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>Bilisan mo na, mahal. Baka ma late tayo!

What do?

>>75105864

slap her for being born ugly

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>Koe no katachi starts from the junior school arc

ayy lmao this is just suffering

Guys, I need your help.

My class is terrible. Like THE worst.
First, there are so many girls. And all of them are weird. Demon girls, angel girls, alien girls, cat girls, blonde princesses, idols, magical girls, female knights, vampires, suspiciously underdeveloped little girls... I could go on and on for hours. And they all keep bothering me. Like making me lunches, asking me if I'm free, touching me, hugging, pressing their breasts against me. One even crawled naked into my bed. I tried speaking with a teacher, but she just does the same shit as the girls. What the hell do they want from me?
And on top of that, they constantly bother me with their crap: "Anon-san, I'll teach you how to use magic", "Anon-kun, marry me and become the Kaiser of Großgermania", "Ufufu, let's conquer this world and create the empire worthy of Demon Lord, Anon-sama", "Anon-dono, please become the God-Impregnator of our species, which due to magical catastrophe consists solely of absurdly beautiful young maidens". I keep telling them that all I want is working 14 hours a day as a low-wage salaryman, but they just don't listen.
Even at home I can't relax - be it my childhood friend, my imouto, or my onee-san, they just keep sticking to me. They sleep in my bed, barge into my bath and walk around the house half-naked.
And to make things even worse, all boys in the school seem to hate me. They bully me and call me "harem king" or "that lucky bastard". Lucky my ass. You know what happened yesterday? All the girls kidnapped me, dragged me into some room with gigantic bed and said that they don't mind if I want to have them all. I barely managed to run away.

I beg you guys, help me escape from this nightmare, I'm at my wits' end.

>tfw no chink gf

>>75107033
Here you go

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>granddaddy got sick
>told school he cant attend grad practice
>you cant accept diploma at stage

Chinese Christians BTFO. Feels good seeing them scammed by hypocrites.

>>75107614
Are you chinese?

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>>75107724
Of course not. Im a flip.
Go to sleep wage slaves, You got work on morning. PiaoSi a

>>75107813
Please give me cute gfriend now

>>75107614
https://twitter.com/raynetho/status/730059441362509824

>>75107860
kek, is that what malay fags look like?
>>75107851
come meet me at Recto

>>75107860
>https://twitter.com/raynetho/status/730059441362509824

stop posting gayshit and waste my data

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>>75107907
Where is Recto?

>>75107907
Not Malay, Singaporean Chinese

>>75108006
somebody has been on /d/

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>>75108006
I'll be waiting

>>75108016
fuck these fags

>>75108006
Hi Bakahime, do you like my compilation?
>>75107289

You look cool in top right picture. In lower right you also look cute. Try to avoid smiling but hiding your teeth like in the lower left picture. It looks weird.

>>75108149
I hate it. Delete at once.

>>75107907
This recto meme is just the lamest flip meme ever

>>75108267
Ok I will

>>75108006
I will fucking rage if he choose the guy over his childhood girl.

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>>75108321
Good boy

>>75108353
Not a boy, sorry

>>75108267
You could pass as a cute twink

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>>75108353

>>75108380
Oh, are you that iban?

>>75108339
^^

>>75108339
I hope he turns into a girl permanently

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>>75107614
God I hate these fucking chinks, just no compassion for the family.
>be top 10 expensive school in country
>be souless
Im surprised UST isnt on the list

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>>75109009
May God bless you :3

>>75108339

Tomboys never win. Search your heart you know it to be true.

>>75109152
I dont even know what this show is.
I hate this season, and probably the rest of the year.

WHERE THE FUCK IS CODE GEASS SEASON 3 AND FULL METAL PANIC SEASON 4

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>>75109316
Eromango Sensei

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Wow I really envy his dedication on Mami Kawada.

>>75108544
No

>>75109381
>Im pure Filipino
How deliciously choco is Mami Kawada Lover

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>>75101669
Our raison d'etre is to find maximum comfiness to siesta.

>>75109449
Malay?

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>>75107614
>not be allowed to be in graduation
>looking forward to your continued partnership
>christian

Are Chinese good practitioners of Christianity?

>>75108286
Only squatters say that expression btw

>>75110370
Yes, only tagalogs uses that meme. Bisayans don't have squatters.

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>>75110778
Bisayans are usually the squatters sadly

Kek, I was Wondering what happened to the butthurt bisayaball

>>75110370
Ayy lmao
This is what it took for him to fume.

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>>75099486
tempo doeloe :(

tempe

wakey wakey wagekeks

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>>75115898

>>75117375
you work at a bpo too?

>>75118172
Yes

>>75119389
it's not gonna get better
kys now

>>75119919
At least there's no traffic at this hour

>>75114106
>Kliniek
that should be "Klinik"

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Good Morning asean

stop using "neder" in your threads please
i HATE looking at this braindead animefested thread first when i'm looking for the nederdraad

>>75124287
Don't be rood meneer, we gave you nasi goreng and satay.

>>75124287

tarantado kang totpeyst ka. siga ka?

>>75099486
Do people in Indonesia actually support Jakarta's governor getting jailed or is it a vocal minority?

>>75124517
Most of us didn't care because it's just a drama on TV about a guy from Jakarta, and the people who support his jailment were vocal minorities despite what the internet might tell you.

>>75124467
Eh ikaw siga ka ba dito ulol pak u nanay mo pokpok

>>75109009
>no Brent
>no CSA
>no Xavier
>no ADMU HS
>no ISM
>no DLSU-Zobel
>no Southville
>no Poveda
>no Britbong School Manila

>>75109009

Is Mapua a meme or is it just online shills doing their thing again?

>>75125182
Didnt they just got promoted to an uni, will they leave NCAA now for based UAAP?

my college orientation starts in a couple hours
panic

>>75125823
Meh I didnt even go to my college orientation,its like meeting people that youll never talk anyways

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Qt tells me I'm cute and kinda cool.
This is a good morning.

>>75126513
Fatin is a lesbian tomboy now?

I never understood why the best schools are losing to the province schools and poorfags like in the last law bar exam.

The fuck is happening?

What does this mean?
>【广州互换局】已出口开拆

Got up early and got to school just in time for my 7:30 class. Prof didn't show up
fuck DLSU

>>75126653
looks like some heathen symbols for summoning a demon

>>75126653

this is why I hate kanji

>>75125823
habislah senior nak buli kau

>>75126908
>>75126921
It's chinese.

>>75125823
Kene buli & dikunyit oleh abang senior la awak. Siap sedialah.

>>75126619
the bar was made easier this year
they say even if the answer is wrong but as long as the grammar is correct they will accept it

And possible leakage apparently the chairman of the bar was in "constant communication" with some of those unis to them prepare them

>>75127052
ayt, so chinese symbols for summoning a demon

Utot

>>75127098
damage control

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Qt chose to sit next to me.
Advancing boys.

>>75126619
The top universities didnt even care that they were included in the top as long as the passing rate is high. I cant wait for the next bar exams and see the poorfags faces when the top universities regain the top.

>>75127251
Hot yuri action time?

>>75127235
what damage?

they want more lawyers, quantity over quality

>>75127098
Then tell us why do any of those schools didn't make it to the list of topnotchers if it's easier.

What kind of logic is that?

>>75127251
Damn, hopeless flips and Fatin boy all got their own 3d qt. /asean/ is not for jones anymore.
Should i go back to /r9k1/?

>>75127423
eh he was probably picking up the ugly squatter poorfags anyway, pedophile probably had shit taste too cause he was a whitey
>>75127519
did your love spell not work on malayqt

>>75127423
>http://philippineslifestyle.com/blog/2015/11/23/indonesia-now-number-one-destination-for-australian-child-sex-tourists-pedophiles/

>http://www.baka.com.au/news/world/paradise-for-pedophiles/2006/10/06/1159641531327.html

I tell you

Utot
Sabay
Tae

>>75127518
>Dean Joan Largo of the University of San Carlos (USC) in Cebu, which produced 4 topnotchers including the 1st placer, told ANC that it helped that Justice Velasco was in "constant communication" with them so they would know how to best prepare their students.

>all the qt3.14s at my uni are taken
Well, time to hit thw gym and be a home wrecker :^)

>>75127591
>>>75127423
>eh he was probably picking up the ugly squatter poorfags anyway, pedophile probably had shit taste too cause he was a whitey
All <7 yo kids are cute, no matter whether they are squatter or poor.

>>>75127519
>did your love spell not work on malayqt
>O Lord, holy and all-powerful Father who created all, and knows the hearts of men and women,
I beseech you through your most sacred names mentioned above to illuminate the heart and mind of ........
so that she may love me as much as I love her, and that she may be ready to do my will. And furthermore, as this present image lies with me, may .............. feel that she lies in sweet embrace with me in a dream
The spell need a fuckin name. I'll do better outside this anonymous something something cartoon forum

>>75127794
It's just a lul, btw. I'm a five times prayer. My prayers won't get accepted for 40 days if I'm getting gay with satan

>>75127794
Fuck off to kakus you edgy underage.

>>75127518
2016 - USC, Silliman, Andres Bonifacio College, University of San Agustin, Ateneo de Davao, Northwestern, University of Batangas
2015 - UP, USC, Ateneo, San Beda (Manila), Xavier, Bulacan State
2014 - San Beda, Ateneo, UP, Ateneo de Davao, La Salle Lipa, University of Cebu, FEU-DLSU,
2013 - UP, Ateneo, University of Batangas, USC, University of Cebu, San Beda
2012 - Ateneo, UP, Aquinas University
2011 - Ateneo, Arellano, Notre Dame (Cotabato), UST, Silliman, San Beda, FEU

Either those constant top notches schools simultaneously changer their teaching methods
or
the top notcher schools this year was the only one who got information about the new bar exam methods and adjusted correspondingly

>>75127938
Okey oldfags. I'm out now.

>>75127851
>praying to a mood god
Christ is king you heathen

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Looks like our Naj is part of the Illuminati

I've been laying on my bed, naked, for the past 30minutes. Help me get shit done /asean/

Pls send your most motivational pics.

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>>75128084
Naj

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>>75128057
Amen

>>75127599
NOICE <3

>>75128189
I want to fuck a qt nun NAO!

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>>75127610
I'll probably go there tomorrow and finish my studies after going awol and be a neet.

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>>75128136
Stroke your dick and be done with it.
Wont take more than a minute.
Pic related is the motivational pic

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>>75128136

>>75127961
Not him but living near UP and admu, students feels like theyre the same as last year.
This year, UP student election went smoothly without problems i mean last year it was a shitshow posters are aggressive just like regular flip elections

>>75128234
>been prone masturbating for 10 years now
>can't cum using my strokes now
gimana isteriku nanti, gan?

>>75128257
I have class in... 4hours but I'm just so so lazy. Save me @~@

>>75127961
or maybe they did not pay enough

kek

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>>75128411
Just get someone to help you stretch.

>>75128411
Use left hand
Meme aside, you should stop for a few months really. At least for latter fasting month if you do that masochistic practice.

>>75128373
not all of them are bar examiners tho.
>>75128442
So the top notchers this year paid uh

>>75128460
I'm alone, at least until 11. Well, I got up now and in the process of making breakfast. But first, a number 2.

>>75128480
Yeah I've been meaning to fix that shit, I guess this month will help. I just can't find the time to learn how to stroke it, my keluarga keeps barging into my room at random.

>>75128505
or maybe they're the real top notchers

>>75128411
>gimana isteriku nanti, gan?
Same here.
My hand is just too good at this point.

>>75128598
yeah
but satistcally speaking >>75127961
its was questionable but then >>75127625

Answer leakage isnt really new

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Best breakfast

>>75128770
>brekkie wrap
who the fuck named that shit haha
jokes aside, making your own breakfast is always better.

>>75128880
I mean in term of value of money

>A cup of coffee at a normal stall now can reach RM2
>A plate of mee goreng is RM4
>Oh a bergedil and telur goreng, that would be RM2.50 pls
>Sambal is RM0.50

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>>75128770
>Mcdo
Please eat at jolibee

>>75129246
Sorry esé no jolibee aquí
What do you have for almusal today

>>75128770
Im still hungry even after eating that
What's the point.

>HB 5636 will adjust personal income tax brackets to correct “income bracket creeping;” reduce the maximum personal income tax rate to 25 percent except for the “ultra-rich” who would be slapped 35 percent; and shift to a simpler modified gross tax system.

Thank you based Duterte for lowering tax.

Who here affected by the new smoking law
fuckin dutdut

>>75129491
serves you right

>>75129517
Uh no, it's serving me wrong

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>Tfw I want to make 4 children
>Isnt allowed to be tax deductibles.

Hope they fix this shit.

>>75129465
>lowering income tax
>increase dying useless senior's pension by 1000 PhP


We won't be able to pay off our debts at this rate. Fuck his socialist policies.

>>75129577
Fuck you, I can finally finish paying off my personal debts.
You underestimate how many people in this country is trapped by personal loans.

>>75129577
Lowering income tax means more money to spend for the average people, which means more money in circulation and thus helping the economy grow a lot faster.

Philippines has one of the highest rate of income tax in SEA and it is not good for business and in the eye of foreign investors. Even an average Malaysian get taxed way less than an average Filipinos.

>>75129624
If you entered the risk then it only means you're prepared for the consequences. I don't give a fuck how you are supposed to pay your debts.

>>75129680
Well obviously lots of people gets better budget but we don't spend it on local products, Filipinos patronize export products a lot so in the long run the Philippine economy will still suffer anyway.

>>75129751
you should get out more.

>>75129680
something something higher taxes = infrastructure + military, tho most of it will probably go to corruption anyways

>>75129624
just get a loan to pay off your debt, duh

>>75129680
Saw your tax table last year, i envy you guys.

>>75129830
And you should stop fucking whining. You're like one of those overly dramatic pinoys who cries about muh hardships muh poverty from MMK drama-thon and listen to MOR 101.9 afterwards.

If you can't find a way to pay your debts, then why would you borrow money? Are you gonna complain about the evil bankers too?

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>>75129465
>>75129543
>>75129577
>>75129624
>>75129835
>>75129491
people are still somking in their apartments
so it still bothers me. since the smoke lingers

>>75129910
not that guy, now hold on a sec, everyone has the equal right to complain about the filthy jew bankers

>>75129937
Then don't ever deposit your money on banks.

>>75129932
are you one of those people who waves a hand in front of their face when passing smokers
cause that doesn't do anything m8. hell, it makes us chuckle

>>75129962
I do it just to spite you filthy smokers. I bet you blow your smoke on people's face too.

>>75129956
Let's see you buy millions worth of property by not having a bank account.

>>75130000
definitely, always on the lookout for children to blow smoke at

>>75129139
hmmm true dat, now you're makin me feel bummed out there's no McDs near me.

>>75130024
>millions
dream on

>>75129932
The only time smoking really bothered me was when construction workers were doing it . the smoke lingers and travels you know

we already had smoking regulations since 2002 I think
no one really enforces them

>>75130065
Saw a bunch of new no-smoking/penalty-fine signs when I was out this morning
Also still saw a bunch of people smoking in the streets tho- thank god

>>75130051
see this is why you need to go out more. unless you're a provincefag

>>75130024
Exactly, and even if you do have the cash. nobody's fuckin retarded to bring bundles of cash to buy a property

Acting like a chimpanzee online is the only coping method you learned to deal with your sad, ugly, and miserable "existence" in this world? You sure are pathetic.

>>75130135
Even the most backwater of provinces has properties that costs millions.

>>75099486
My grandpa is a Freemason

>>75130195
korea pls stop sending all your dumbshits here
do they not teach english there or is all just gookspeak
>>75130260
pls tell us about grandpa columbine and his mysterious order

Are all the flips here NEET or did you guys just finish class or something? Not a post goes by here without a /flip/ flag below it.

>>75130065
>no one really enforces them

Like any other law here in the Philippines then.

>>75130260
Iglesia in cristo is freemason

>>75130310
prof didn't show up to class
how bout you

>>75130310
Driving while shitposting tee-hee~ Don't tell anybody

>>75130332
is it? I know they're a cult but that's about it

>>75130338
heading to class, 3 hours and then i'm home.

>>75130344
fucking dangerous ese

>>75130344
there's that new driving distraction law or some shit man, watch out for the popo

Fellow flips, where y'all getting your weed?
Fucking dutdut scared away my guy's supplier

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>>75130360
And it's raining too


Pretty comfy today tbqhwyfam

>>75130393
lucky bastard, not a cloud in sight here

>>75130389
at cubao

>>75130362
what's the number for the flip policia? i have a criminal here >>75130393

>>75130393
i'm sending you to jail, punk.

>>75130421
It'll probably rain there in Manila soon. It's been raining quite a while here in Cabuyao.

>>75130436
Fuck the police, faggot.

>>75130436
911, funnily enough 911(1111) used to be pizza hut till it was changed recently. wonder how many white people tried calling the popo only to be answered by pizza
>>75130393
hala ka boi

>>75130470
was raining yesterday, I think that was our week's allotment, pls god gib more

>>75130362
Only if you drive along EDSA, C5, Ortigas, Roxas, Fairview, Commonwealth, and anywhere in Makati.

>>75130500
ooooooh, I wouldn't know, I'm a commutefag

>>75130389
I have some here.
Meet me later at recto

>>75130520
If you're driving then it should be obvious by now that the gov't can only monitor the major roads. That real estate anon probably knows it too.

>>75130530
nice try death squad

>>75130530
recto guy is back

lel so lame

>>75130543
relative newfag, pls tell more

>>75130530
>>75130543
I don't get this shitty meme, what's your beef with Recto? I used to live along Masangkay so come at me fags.

>>75130571
>come at me
>fags
???

>>75130236
The rural areas are mostly owned bydynasty oligarchs

>>75130571
>>75130565
Its just a lame cringy forced meme and an outdated one at that

>>75130634
lol now its cubao

>>75130639
I-I don't want to be a tweaker tho
>>75130639
Anyone here have experience with Modafanil? Supposedly a little like the drug in Limitless.
or am I getting memed

Didnt someone 2 years ago at his Cubao Edsa condo post himself smoking weed.

>>75130634
But Recto is only known for Isetann Avenida, U-belt, Arranque, and Divisoria at the other end.

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>shaved
>girls says im cute now
wat

>>75130989
Woah, I got a haircut and a shave.
Now qts are complimenting me too.

>>75130989
>Fatin no longer has bush
SAD!

>>75130989
>>75131011
Thats what my bf said when i shaved my ass hair

>>75130389
Nice try PNP

>>75131160
I wish, then I could just confiscate drugs for free

Oh look Dutiti cursed at Murrica again

>I want more ties with Russia and China

Fucking traitor

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exams soon

>>75131211
Prostate exam?

I browsed /asean/ for so long, I can almost tell who's who based on their posting format alone.


I want to get off this ride.

>>75131416
Can you guess who I am pinoy-sama?

>>75131416
I just look at their id btw

>>75131416
I wanna make character profiles for each
Columbine
-6'2
-wants chinese wife
-malay blood or whatever the hell
Malayqt
-into rubik's cube
-<3 qt <3
Flipbong
-spanish
-faggot
etc

>>75131371
No >_<

>>75131453
t. Wai Chong

>>75131494
t. Call center faggot

>>75131498
t. Jovelyn Custodio

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>tfw no hijabi chinese malaysian gf to buka puasa with

>>75131498
>no Cowhime
>no Fatin
>no Frenchie
>no Blake
>no tripfags and namefags

>>75131743
>Jovelyn Custodio
fucken who?
>>75131934
they're all under etc
also I dunno Cowhime and while I've heard of blake I never recognize him

>>75131934
MKL is my favorite namefag, because not only do I know he lives in Batangas City, but also when I'm about to raid his house, I'll make sure to stop over >>75130393 halfway along my travel and report him to the local traffic enforcer.

>>75131498
>>75132090
MKL
-Our glorious leader
-King of kings
-Most handsome man in asean

>>75132090
Wow you are so new, it's fucking painful.
>>75132123
Just do anything to put him off the face of the earth for his shitty taste.

>>75132183
Feel the pain, I guess I had better things to do than shitpost on an albanian carrot farming board
pls enlighten me great and mysterious oldfag

test post

How long will MKL's trip to Bali last?

>>75132300
Never because he's jailed because drug smuggling and now is waiting for the execution squad to put him out of misery.

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>>75132244
double checked
>>75132183
now you have to answer him

>>75132300
Not long enough

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>>75132244
Lurk moar faggot.

>>75132393
Holy fuck why do you still have his pic
I recommend you scan your PC for possible deadly virus

>tfw you will never be MKL's boytoy and inherit his hacienda in Batangas

>>75132424
>t. Jovelyn Custodio

>>75099486
BAMIPANGANG?!!!!

>>75132468
I want to post my face to prove that I am not Jovelyn Custodio, but I don't want shooped into /asean/'s autistic groupie pic

I just passed the LET, lads.

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>>75132393
I ain't diggin through archives just so I can get inside jokes that barely come up
I showed you my dubs answer me

>>75132507
pls help the future generation to not be retards

>>75132518
>being technologically inept to use google


Dude

>>75132518
You know what I'll spoonfeed you since I want the legend of Jovelyn to be passed upon the next /asean/ generation

https://archive.whatisthisimnotgoodwithcomputers.com/int/thread/59331318/

>>75127519

b-but she's not my girlfriend

New roti

>>75132647

>>75126848
sauce?