/brit/

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radical centrism

Even the most proper girl you know still does a poo and wipes her bumhole

>>75093388
wrong. mine said she always showers after a shit because she doesn't like wiping

Two lads in the pub last night nearly had a fight about Bladerunner.

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>>75093386

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>>75093375
Like fine wine

>>75093403
were their pints safe?

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>they don't do the draft in your country anon?
>haha i could probably beat you up!

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>>75093386

Would rather not. Doesn't involve burning shit.

gonna feed this coleslaw to the chickens outside then head to the store for some munchies then home to sleep in the AC

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>>75093414
>arm
>nargla

>>75093406
Would heem that faggot into the next galaxy desu

>>75093413
One of them was drinking a gin and tonic.

Do you think he was the pro-bladerunner lad or the one who hated it?

>>75093421
>feeding coleslaw to chickens

Do you also give bacon to your pigs you sick fuck?

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>>75093404

>tfw I'm one of the admins on PCM.

>>75093386
good choice

>>75093420
back to leftypol Bat'ko

lmao
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-39927255

>>75093434
gonna say the one who hated it but idk what the argument about the movie actually was

>>75093421
Coleslaw has mayo, which is made from eggs. You can't feed eggs to chickens, you can get mad hen disease if you go on to eat the chicken's brain.

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Our loved Dominion bless,
With peace and happiness
From shore to shore.
And let our Empire be
Loyal, united, free
True to herself and Thee!
God save us all!

>>75093449
One said it was the best movie ever made and other said it was shit and only plebs who don't know anything about movies like it.

Nobody has done more straight club bangers than Nikki Minaj desu

>>75093461
oh yep definitely the one who hated it

>>75093460
Why is her crown so teeny tiny?

>>75093434
Not really enough info to say whether he was pro or anti Bladerunner, but if he was drinking gin then I bet he was the one who was up for a fight.

>>75093469
She was really sexy back before she decided that more ass mass was the only thing that mattered.

>>75093470
Yeah it was him.

>>75093482
hello nigger

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ah yes, the paycheck

>>75093472
as a symbol of mourning for prince albert

Just had sex lads

>>75093493
had trouble desu, both are such reddit opinions but i figured the gin and tonic drinker at a bar would be a bitter fuck

Downstairs neighbours are up. I haven't even been to sleep. Just got into bed and then went on /brit/ with my laptop for 6 hours.

>>75093505
and it felt so good?

>Aussies
Bunch of poofs tbqh

>>75093500
very jealous

how do they sound

>>75093505
JON (jog on normie)

>>75093510
It was really odd. It was pretty much the same stupid argument you get here on 4chan but the two lads were rough as fuck instead of being a pair of nerds.

>>75093514
It sure darn diddely did

moving to japan lads

>>75093534
a woman let you put your penis inside of her?

>>75093512
Post jammies

shouldn't the state of new york be called "new yorkshire"?

just betrayed 1,400 children lol

*prays the gay away*
*thread suddenly becomes completely empty*

hmm

>>75093548
bit gay

>>75093543
She sure darn diddely did and jacked me off onto her tummy

>>75093543
don't believe a word of this

>>75093521
absolutely orgasmic

they're meant to be portable too so I'm using them for my desktop and ipod thingy, the noise cancellation and audio quality is just another level

tbqh blade runner is gorgeous visually/sound wise but the plot is completely daft and dumber than the book it's very loosely based on

>>75093573
Two lads in the pub last night nearly had a fight about Bladerunner.

>>75093555
its named after a guy, not the city

>>75093555
Shouldn't your jaw be called "broken by my fist"?

>>75093555
It should be called "the absolute state of New York." The country should be called the ASA: The Absolute State of America.

>>75093532
who won in the end?

>>75093583
no it isn't

>>75093567
yeah v jealous, i want some so badly

do they require an amp at all? issue with even a lot of $400 to $500 now is that they need amp boosting. i cannot wait to get my headphones

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>tfw you could have stopped it

>>75093583
A guy? Who's that? Grandole Jukov York?

The Patriot was a good movie desu

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Why do normalfags put their tongue on this? A torrent of urine, pus, and sweat is what crowns the normalfag for his servile lapping of the woman's waste hole.

one of the suite life lads is a smash commentator now

>>75093443
post some good ones

>>75093598
nope but it does have compatibility

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Love pubs. Love pints. Love Al. Love the English

Hate pakis
Simple as that

I could singlehandedly heem all these Aussie cunts.

>>75093591
The pro-bladrunner one left so I guess the other guy won by default.

>>75093610
instinct

>Brazil isn't whi-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcm55lU9knw

>>75093595
IS TOO!

>>75093606
either him or the guy from blur

>>75093583
It was New Amsterdam before the English stole it

>>75093651
pes 2013

going to post my cocky

>>75093648
>>75093624
FOA

>>75093654
Noel Gallagher?

>>75093651
portuguese sounds dumb when sung by men
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2Ip-uUhaoI

And I'm a bad boy cause I don't even miss her
I'm a bad boy for breaking her heart

>>75093651
I actually met a white Argentinian today.
Was going to crack a Falklands joke but it didn't cross my mind till afterwards.

>>75093676
>>>/bant/627760 x
love cocks

uncut dicks look fucking disgusting

>>75093698
>that extra skin at the end
Gross.

>>75093698
>uncut yank

dont think so sweaty x

>>75093705
Jog on kike

>>75093698
thiccc

Really don't rate the sweaty meme

>>75093706
>>75093709
not all yanks sweaty x

>>75093709
Faggot.

attractive black women only exist on the internet

>>75093698
Ah the ol' 'mosis

hi

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tuborg are making park benches now. seems fitting considering most of their beer is consumed in parks

>>75093726
NOT phimosis, just a bit tight

Australians should neck themselves en masse.

*proper bangs you out an' that*

>>75093643
thats a shame, not a fan of the gin and tonic fella

>>75093738
Haha look at that doggo

called work to say I had a migraine and couldn't come in but I'll do an extra shift on Wednesday
man said "enjoy the hangover" then hung up
passive aggressive little prick

>tfw I insult Aussies to their face, slap their granny and bang their mom and they still don't give me a single (You)

>>75093752
twat for lying and giving such short notice 2bh

Douglas fir

>>75093775
i would nigger your mommy

do not respond

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elliot would have picked a fire, frost, or arcane type?

>>75093794
He's right though

>>75093752
is he wrong?

imagine being white and unironically using the n-bomb..

baka

wait is the tripfag a nigger

Business idea: Make a series of new /brit/ threads before bump limit, allowing the old ones to drift towards page 10 but with their bump facility still intact. Then, when there's about 5-6 in the catalogue, suddenly bump them all at the same time to dominate all of page 1 and freak out Janny and his ban boy crew

>>75093796
>taken outside their family 1-bed flat

business idea: just piss and shit everywhere

>>75093796
I thought parents were meant to make rules for their children?

>>75093882
fuck off bigot

>>75093873
shit-roommates lad?

>>75093896
just dont believe in toilets

>>75093882
bit racist

new filters on Instagram today

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What the fuck was this guy's problem?

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>>75093913

Eating a burger AMA

Business idea: fuck Australia

Nothing cringier than reading your old emo diary from 10 years ago. What a whiny lefty faggot I was.

Breathless by The Corrs is a certified BANGER desu

>>75093944
fuck donald trump

>>75093944
sounds like a good fuck

>having a diary
why dont you just remember stuff instead lmao

>>75093944
Alright, Grandad.

*surreptitiously leaves diary in cliche spot and warns you not to read it*

>>75093930
I don't want to know about your burger. I'm more interested in the TWENTY FOUR burgers I'll have tomorrow afternoon, courtesy of a Tesco grocery delivery order.

Okay, what's on your burger?

>>75093944
read this as a yank post

>>75093819
didn't drink at all last night

>>75093982
lettuce, tomato, cheese, onion and bbq sauce

just screamed fuck drumpf out my window

>>75093952
love how Jimmy Corr went batshit insane for a while then after blowing all his money suddenly he's back to normal and doing gigs as if the previous ~10 years didn't happen

haven't had a shower since thursday

>>75093991
Pretty good.

I'll be eating mine without bread or salad. Just egg and chips. With ketchup, or maybe baked beans.

>>75094024
how's the willy smell like?

>>>/tv/83000000
soon i guess

>>75094024
haven't had one since tuesday l0ol

>>75094036
fucking RETARD

>>75094011
>Jimmy Corr
Any relation to Jimmy Carr?

I've never had a shower

>>75094030
VERY musky

>>75094047
brother and sister in fact

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out last night on king street and didn't see turtle

>>75094067
whawt would you do if you saw him haha

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>>75094067
funny turtle image

>>75094075
;(

>>75094067
Oof

>>75094075
Do not post animal cruelty in /brit/ thanks

Business idea: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turdholes

>>75093404
Really activates the tendies.

>>75094075
edgy

I'm a sailor peg
And I lost my leg

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the gf

>>>/tv/83000000
>>>/tv/82999999

went to the doctors today
diagnosis: Lymphoma
just being myself twice daily for it now

watching pengest nigger stuff his chubby black face with chicken

will corbyn nationalise gfs?

*embraces the madness*

>>75094074

dunno was pretty pissed so probably slap him up maybe give him a hug and buy him a drink. I'm sure he'd hate being identified as a 4chan identity though

>>75094108
refuse to believe her hair is natural

does that mean she still tries to make herself attractive despite her weight?

>>75094132
id be worried hed take a photo of me and i'd be posted on here hahaha

>>75094136
Hair is harder to photoshop so she does that in practical effects and then does the rest of the head with CGI, ready for her Tinder profile pic.

>>75094067
I very rarely go to Newtown

>>75094137

hmmm an understandable concern

>>75094136
her hair isn't even that good.

*is late for work*
Haha woops!

eating kippers for breakfast how do i undo the smell

>>75094172

where's sydney's most happening techno joint?

MORE than a bit rainy out
fucking soaked

>>75094164
>>75094187
won't be replying to either of these posts

*descends from the heavens*

'ri lads

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business idea: aquire a didgeridoo

>>75094233

'i

>>75094201
Marrickville

>>75094249
kek

>>75094249
*farts out a great melody*

having a hungover phonepost

cannae bare to face the parents

>>75093375
would spaff on her tum

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aussie bf just sent me this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t706ljMINw0

tune

still a bit high from this morning

Business idea: Death camp for Exotic animals

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/may/20/south-lakes-safari-zoo-animal-deaths

>>75094264

*writes down 'Marrickville' in notepad*
and where exactly in the 'Ville?

Mormonism is the final ultimate redpill

Business Idea: Buy [your product here]

needed nangs last night

>>75094320
Ricardo's
Portugal Madeira Club
The Red Rattler

>>75094249
some dude is literally going to require an arse transplant yet they're only worried about cultural sensitivity?

man alive

Just joined the Independent British Vape trade association lads

>>75093911
innit

just woke up

>>75094361

very kind of you

>>75094379
replying to a 34 minute old post
im dead now so i couldnt read your reply

>>75094382
stay woke famm

just violated an aussie in his sleep

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about time to cast a ballot for the labour party, right boys?

>>75094305

if he's doing what I think he's doing then surely that must leave permanent damage?

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i am woke

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>>75094403
100

Recommended: Bride Breaks Down when Her Husband Showed His Bank Savings at the Wedding Night

>>75094411
not actually putting it in i dont think
just on the outside

never looked a girl in the eyes ama

>>75094442
used to stare the gf in the eyes whilst having sex with her missionary.

>>75094409
good lad

Oh baby that was a good sleep

9 solid hours of sweet, sweet slumber.

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>used to stare the gf in the eyes whilst having sex with her missionary.

don't know what a girl is

>>75094454
FONT

even tho weird as f

Really loud fart. No way the neighbours didn't all hear that one. It was like a tuba.

unironically voted for the greens in the last two 'ections

Business idea: Prince Harry marries Taylor Swift

just got some intestinal pain
probably need a poo

told Alexa to shut her fucking whore mouth and she began telling me the weeks forecast for kuala lumpur

75094472
it's normal when you like them you virgin runt

>>75094486
Quite like this post

play a record

>>75094473
my toilet is about two metres away from the neighbour's place. makes it awkward sometimes

>gf invited me to lunch with her and her mates
>do not want to go
>feel like she'll be a bit annoyed if I don't

rreeee fuck off

ok google, have a wank

I am definitely posting a new pic soon

Might or might not wait for my new glasses to arrive

>>75094511
oi ill come with, are her friends cute or minging

>>75094511
ill take yer girldfriend mate you just stay home yeah?

>>75094501
been listening to a lot of old karl xfm lately

>>75094465
>jay-posting a completely plausible post

the state of you pham.

This morning I noticed one of my sisters t-shirts in my room, she must have recently left it on my radiator to dry and then forgot about it. It was just a plain black, slightly tight T-shirt from Primark. Naturally I decided to put it on, along with my slim fitting jeans, I then looked at myself in the mirror and I actually looked quite good, the hair, tighter clothing and my breasts being visible helped, not going to say I passed but I got closer. The only issue is my cutting scars, womens t-shirts have shorter sleeves and it reveals most of my cutting scars, I’m now considering getting a tattoo, bio oil won’t help the scars that healed improperly and are now pinkish and raised.

I’ll admit I became erect while looking at myself in the mirror. I was happy.

Work was more mind numbing than usual. Hit rank 2 on Hearthstone though. Me and the trans person were sitting a little further away from everyone else, I should have said something before work started, made small talk like everyone else does. LittleKuriboh tried talking to me about vidya, I said I’m playing Hearthstone and he’s doing some dungeon crawler on PS4, the conversation died quickly.

I had a eye test at the opticians after work, apparently my eyes haven’t gotten worse, so looks like I dodged the cataracts bullet from the DNP. I didn’t need to print the £10 voucher as that was the standard price. I interacted with a paki female at reception then a white female at the next desk and my optician was a paki male, all nice people but I did go to an opticians outside my hometown with the objective of getting better service/not being analysed by a paki. My prescription was just a tiny card, I was hoping for something on a sheet of paper. I should get me new glasses soon, hopefully.

>>75094482
Wallis Simpson 2: electric boogaloo

howling at all the sydrunts complaining about the cost of rent

try living in London, NYC or SFO

wish i had a gf to do cute things with

>>75094518

will Liverpool beat boro?

>>75094527
same la

there's whole compilations about particular topics on youtube. working my way through the supernatual one now and it's peng

>>75094537
dont live near any of these

>>75094507
My toilet is about two metres from 4 different flats. Not even in London, or living in a commie block, this is just what Britain is like.

>>75094546
duh
boro have nothing to play for and Liverpool need the win

>>75094546
Yes, big win, 3-0

They'll get 4th

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HAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

last time i was at the portugal maidera club was middle of last year for rapid dye and i ate like four caps before eight pm

dark times

>>75094472
why is it weird? its nice to get really close and stare into each others eyes

>>75094572
>these same people accuse others of bigotry with a straight face

>>75094572
don't understand

>>75094572
fuck drumpf and fuck white people

>>75094598
shoulda shelved them

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>>75094610
maybe THIS will make you understand

>>75094610
I think it's a site called reddit, really popular with Americans

http://www.pinturillo2.com/

room 74, code = chin. Just click private room and enter that and you're good. no signup

>>75094572
Go Everton!! Fuck Liverpool!! You stay out of this Wolves

what is it about rorkes and chinks

>>75094654
virus

>>75094662
They want to breed little Rodges

morning /brit/ is dire

What is something comfy to watch with my morning coffee lads?

>>75094678
>>75094654
sorry i forgot to say its pictionary :(

were having a /cum/ game, come over brit

brendan "the bellend" cox on the andrew marr show

>>75094637
PATTERING

this is how you remind me
of what i really am

>>75094687
me doing your mum and/or gf

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:3

>>75094725
niggerdog

>>75094725
love doggies

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>+593% last 7 days
>+110% last 24hrs

Magically making myself a rich cunt

>>75094687
https://www.arconaitv.me/
Seinfeld
Malcolm in the Middle
Frasier

Those are my go-to shows to drop into at random like that. Friends is comfy and sometimes funny if you aren't turned off by the garishness and hip 90s attitude.

reading scary stories on the 'dit
care to join me?

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the exchange of labour for monetary compensation in 24 hours.

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>>75094738
Wrong fucking picture

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>>75094740
>Please disable any ad-blocker you are using in your browser to continue to the site. Thank you.

>>75094687
simpsons
blackadder
young ones
really any good reddit show

>>75094598
went el topo last night. some absolute stunnaz there ngl

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>>75094687
twin peaks

>>75094738
>>75094753
do you just invest in currency?
I need to start putting more money away, I haven't really touched my investments in a while

back from my 'run
someone 'run me a 'bath

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>>75094780
sounds stupid and overly symbolic

mental how some britishers dont have showers and have to take baths

business idea: summer blockbuster where a guy goes to space. and thats it

Today on #bbctbq @NickyAACampbell will be asking just one question: Will immigration forgive the sins of Britain's past? #bbctbq

>>75094817
*gives you 200m dollars*

>no matches in the ol' 'der this week

a cause for concern indeed

#hashtag

>>75094815
British """""people"""""

really don't have any sense of hygiene.

>brushing teeth after breakfast rather than before - just so all the plaque can mix with the acids and carbohydrates to rot their teeth and weaken them for when they actually get round to brushing them
>no showers, only lying a pool of water of filth - which the whole family shares
>don't washing dishes - just filling a sink with water and soap and dunking plates in it and drying them immediately - instead of actually washing stuff.

>>75094817
better idea: summer blockbuster about witty superheroes in no real danger

might go for a drive

>>75094815
What?

>>75094753
reee hate watching this while i was trying to figure out how to get btc

luckily i've sorted it and i'm getting them tomorrow haha

ate too much and had to go to bed at 9 last night. what am i like

>>75094753
reeee

Held BTC when it was £8....ETH when it was £8. sold up after tiny gains and forgot about it both times.


Need to get into a few coins with £500 each and just ignore them for a few years.

You are now thinking about that girl you regret not asking out

when are you supposed to brush your teeth
ive never been able to settle on before or after brekky

>>75094900
the bubble will burst.

>>75094911
This isn't the bubble

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>>75094918
ah yes, inherently worthless currencies being speculated on isn't a bubble.

>>75094883

plenty of britishers just have bathtubs with no shower function

i am a bubble

Getting a bit obsessed with comparing the price per weight of products for my Tesco shop.

eg.
Straight cut oven chips 1.5kg = £1.00/kg
Tesco potato waffles 680g = £1.48/kg

Seems like the chips are the better deal, but maybe I prefer the waffles, enough to spend that extra 48p/kg. In this case, there is no need to decide. I can afford both. But the problem remains with almost every other foodstuff. How to avoid that false economy?

>>75094910
after obviously

>>75094888
>>75094888
>>75094888
>>75094888
>>75094888
>>75094888
>>75094888

>oh no my wife has just been slain and her carcass is still warm lying on the floor, I better get on twitter to milk this for all its worth!

is there a more disgusting human being than brendan cox? not even thomas mair would sink that low

>>75094911
Said everyone, every time. Said me, every time. Every single time. I use BTC a lot but I never held it because I don't have a lot of spare cash. At £3 per BTC, at £30, at £100. I said it at £400 again and even £1000 I thought 'it'll burst it's too risky'. In less than a week of reinvesting I've made £1000s. In it for the long haul now but feel free to miss out lad.

>>75094925
>my paper has inherent worth because Mr Noseberg said so

>>75094933
yeah i'm also like this

i travel nearly 4 miles to shop at aldi for meat and fish, because 4.98 p kg for chicken thigh as opposed to tescos 5.78.

but it then forays into treats and stuff which is a bit disturbing ie
>i'll treat myself by having a cheaper per kilo chocolate bar than the one i actually enjoy.

>>75094950
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tulip_mania
The term "tulip mania" is now often used metaphorically to refer to any large economic bubble when asset prices deviate from intrinsic values

>>75094985
Literally not an argument you have no reason for saying it's deviated from intrinsic value. You posted the tulip chart when someone first mentioned DGB and it's over 600% the price. Nocoiners always gunna salt and call it a bubble. Never gunna profit.