why are leafs so cute? edition
First for Switzerland
>that feel when no female gf
4chan is looking for janitors. I they give more than 300 dollars per hour I'll apply for the job. Can you tell me how high the pay is?
>tfw no male f
>>75088403
male f or male bf?
>>75088368
They do it for free
>>75088417
male F are you DEAF??????
>>75088222
this
dont know why i bother getting out of bed
>>75088408
>>75088423
No pay?
>>75088425
N-no. I just wanted to check if you mispelled bf.
>>75088471
>he doesn't know
>tfw no British or Russian bf
It's okay to be gay
im pissed
gay porn
gonna go post on fark
>>75088513
no its not
>>75088550
yes it is
>>75088554
faggot
homosexuality is a sin
>>75088554
4chan tells me its not :(
>>75088471
I want to roughly facefuck this drawn two dimentional girl with my penis, if you catch my drift.
>>75088554
No it isn't
It's alright to be homosexual.
Not alright to be Australian.
>>75088557
im not gay myself i like me a bit of vagina
redpill me on homosex
Say no to fag marriage
>>75088585
theres nothgin wrong with men bummin eachother
>>75088585
It's way better than jerking off
Only one leafpost so far, where you qts at?
Ironing clothes is such a fucking chore
Wish my boss wasn't an autist and didn't demand I have creases on everything
I'm making 50 cents above minimum wage for fuck's sake
>>75088571
resentment towards the jews is increasing every day
>>75088585
>>75088644
hmmm yes good stuff here
>tfw no qtpi jewess gf
>>75088590
i'm a gay man too
im retarded
>>75088644
>tfw I'll never have more than 1000 partners
feels bad
>>75088604
>>75088608
>>75088644
hmm yes very interesting
kill me
wish i lived in south florida
>>75088577
Australia is 10/10 based
>>75088719
*loves you*
>>75088719
*cuddles with you*
fuckyou
When someone is taking long showers i go put the downstairs tap on max heat, which overrides the shower water :^)
i hate living with my parents but i also hate college
>>75088719
KILLS YOU
Fucking in the shower is really uncomfortable
>>75088824
thanks bro
>>75088800
http://www.mentalhealthy.co.uk/news/526-take-long-hot-baths-or-showers-you-may-be-lonely.html
>They conducted four studies – the first of which concluded that people suffering from chronic loneliness use hot baths or showers as a substitute for emotional warmth. A second study showed that physical coldness induces feelings of loneliness, whilst a third demonstrated that the need for socialising or emotional wellbeing, triggered by memories of past rejection, could be relieved through physical warmth. A further study showed that the above behaviours are all subconscious, and that most people’s perception of someone who takes long baths or showers is that they are sociable and happy.
>The more isolated a person feels, the more baths or showers they will take a day, the hotter they will be, and the longer they stay in the bath or shower.
americans are all fat and shit themselves in walmart
>>75088832
Joke's on you, I just fucked your mom in the shower
DASA
HOW FUCKING LONG DOES IT TAKE TO PROCESS A PASSPORT
>>75088839
Wow, i must be really really not feel isolated then.
>>75088842
nuke us lad
>>75088839
Yes cold showers are bettet atleast during summers
>>75088835
REVIVES YOU
>>75088891
Only 2 leaf posts, where you at?
/cum/ is dead
hola mes amis
>>75088932
RIP
>>75088913
Ici mon frère (dans nouveau-brunswick)
>>75088891
how do these people even shit
>Ici mon frère (dans nouveau-brunswick)
>>75088932
Ci-gît la /cum/ R.e.P.
>>75088965
From their bums and messily.
my dad just said, ``no bittorrent" while i live at his house
>>75088965
They shart (in the mart)
>Ici mon frère (dans nouveau-brunswick)
Europeans should not post here
they keep their milk in bags
BAGS
>>75089018
everyone should post here
>>75088977
>csq no sac de lait ici
>csq no l'Asiatique qts ici either
>>75088996
When will Americans realise their two main political parties are practically the same and their democracy is an illusion?
>>75089082
We could have elected Sanders to break the chain but nnnnnnooooooooooooo we got drumpf instead
>>75089082
varg?
>>75088851
middle east?
Gonna buy some Wing Stop tomorrow, buds. Anyone here tried it before?
>>75089019
Not everywhere, but it started because when milkmen delivered it plastic was superior to glass in freezing weather. When plastic and cardboard cartons came out Canadians overwhelmingly preferred them but dairy producers didn't want to incur the cost of cartons. Bags are just much cheaper. Now milk is usually $8-$30 per gallon but a couple bucks cheaper in bags so many Canadians still use the bags.
It's amazing how every intricacy and mechanism of life and the world as a whole can be broken down into simple scientific mathematics
>>75089082
its the same in the UK
>>75089123
its pretty good
but its like 11 bucks for a 6 pc combo
>>75089141
>>75089082
never, it'll be squabbles about christian memes vs. atheists for a long time
>>75089123
Yes, it's okay tier, not very filling though
Eat the fries quickly or they'll turn soggy after 20 minutes or so
>>75089147
That's fine desu
What do you think I should get?
>>75089082
When will those of us with multiparty parliaments realise that we have the same 2 party system as the USA and basically everything boils down to left and right?
>>75089163
is this how I get a qt french gf
>>75089170
My favorites are teriyaki and honey bbq, but I'm not such a big fan of spicy food
If you are, I'd say go for mango habanero and atomic
"Trump signs Kushner-negotiated $100B Saudi arms deal"
Why do we always pander to the Saudis?
>>75089048
maritimes dont have milk bags?
>>75089163
Shouldn't the counter go up by 2 for every girl?
>>75089170
up to you
I usually just go with teriyaki
>>75089190
>>75089215
we call it "grab them by the boobs" aka "attrape les par les nénés!"
>>75089212
drumpf fails yet again
>>75089209
I do like spicy food, so I'll get those.
this is cool as FUCK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtU_mdL2vBM
imagine being the astronaut just out there in literal space filming
>>75089018
Best post ITT
>>75089214
We do but it's not a normal thing. Like I've seen them at the grocer but never bought one nor do I know anyone who does.
I live near the border though so most people here get their milk in the states
>>75089242
why don't you go to /b/
I legitimately think god is out to get me
My roommate is really annoying, buds. Wish he would just fuck someone already. He just spend all day jerking off in the bathroom.
They killed a druglord and they're gonna party hard.
>>75089163
not that I ever cared but I think it's in Russia
why did nobody reply to me
im sad
you're annoying and make bad posts
>>75089222
Is there a "attrape les par le pénis!" pour les femmes et les pédés ?
>>75089225
> Trump/Kushner makes a $100billion deal with an important ally
> """fails"""
stay dillusional globalist shit
>>75089294
Seems like it. I see Cyrillic writing in the background.
>>75089296
Here's a (You) for your troubles.
>>75089291
Is that a piñata?
>police piñata isn't a pig
Your cops have no sense of humour
>stay dillusional globalist shit
>>75089313
if only...
how you doing lad?
must be rolling in bitches by now
>accuses Saudi Arabia of being involved with 9/11
>makes a weapons deal with the KSA
hmm
filtering your filenames
>>75089347
I do 40 squats, push ups, and crunches every day. Gonna get /fit/ any time now.
>>75089342
You could start one
really makes me think
Why doesnt my register file work ;_;
>>75089143
Corbyn getting elected could change it or labour could betray the working class again by following centrist pro capitalist policies, it's a mystery!
>>75089334
It's an unicorn
>>75089347
how long have you been doing this? two years now? you uninstalled your flags
jeremy corbyn? damn right i'm voting for him
>>75089379
>Corbyn getting elected
>>75089082
Representative democracy is no democracy at all.
wish i could stop shitposting andd go play vidya
instead im addicted to this shit pile
FUCKING MERDES, FUCKING SHIT. I HATE MEXICANS.
>>75089395
The gap will close down
>>75089347
disgusting menus on the extreme top bar... Reminds me of linux.
>>75089442
COMA MIERDA FUCK YOU FUCK YOU COMIO MIERDA
>>75089372
The first black man in professional hockey was a world class baseball player too. He wanted to play pro ball but when he went to America everyone treated him like shit.
He told the story about having to ride in the back of the bus in Georgia and the farther north the bus traveled the farther forward he could sit. By the time he got back to the Canadian border he was in the very front seat and decided to give up baseball in America and play hockey in Canada among civilised people.
I wanted to make authentic mexican food but don't know what brand of clothespins mexicans typically use
Anyone know?
>riding in the back of the bus
damn what an obstacle
I wish slavery never happened. We wouldn't have a negro problem then.
>>75089379
Corbyn and May are two sides of the same brexshit coin
>>75089552
>America without big black bulls
No America at all
>>75089528
For somebody from Canada, whose family had been there since 1783 (loyalist refugees), and who had never experienced racism in their life or even thought of themselves as different, going somewhere with segregation is quite a shock and would make anyone feel very out of place.
>>75089579
پاگل کاکروچ گندگی. اپنے آپ کو مار ڈالو.
>>75089580
i feel out of place. where are my niggerbux
seeing niggers make me feel out of place
Ive only been awake for 8 hours and Im already yawning
everytime i read this text it makes me extremely smug
>did you pay for your mother to suck swedish cock oh that's right she does it for free I'm getting really tired of you finnish shits shitting up this bored you only have like 8 people why are you so fucking over represented does your prime minister force you to post here you stupid fucking cunt if I ever see a finn in real life I'm going to punch him in the face you filthy swede cock sucking fuck
>non-/cum/ or /fuc/ flags
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>go outside
>see normal teenagers doing whatever it is they do on a Saturday night
>remember you're missing out on a fundamental part of the human experience
>come home and shitpost
would rather a europoor here than a weeb any second of any day
>>75089636
I'll think about you tomorrow while I'm engaging in the consumption of the leaves of the marijuana plant.
>>75089648
What did he mean by this
>I'll think about you tomorrow while I'm engaging in the consumption of the leaves of the marijuana plant.
>while I'm engaging in the consumption of the leaves of the marijuana plant
>>75089658
aren't you supposed to smoke the flowery bits?
t. not knower
>>75089625
Stop doing this shit, other people are welcome here, ot's how they learn about us in our "native enviroment."
>>75089666
runt
>>75089669
You're supposed to smoke the stem and leaves
>>75089665
>>75089666
man, we are such a shitty general.
>I'll think about you tomorrow while I'm engaging in the consumption of the leaves of the marijuana plant.
>man, we are such a shitty general.
>>75089676
I'll keep that in mind when it's legalized and I am allowed to do it
>drugs
>drinking
pretty pathetic
>>75089672
FUCK OFF TRUDEAU REEEEEEEE
>man, we are such a shitty general
>>75089695
Don't forget to smoke the seeds, too. The buds are trash, though. Mail them to me and I'll properly dispose of them for you.
never met a pot smoker who wasn't a faggot
don't think I ever will
>>75089711
What is your address, I'll definitely mail your me buds bud
>>75089711
ok post your mailing address
just got the urge to listen to YYZ
>>75089727
Just send them to any USPS office in Portland. Mail it to Cumbud. I'll pick it up.
>>75089722
I only smoke with people, rarely alone.
>I smoke weed because I'm an uninteresting piece of failure of a human and I needed something external to make me likeable
>>75089768
>posts anime
tfw gf
>>75089768
I smoked some on Friday when hanging out with an Asian qt and will again tomorrow when with the same Asian qt
>>75089777
abhorrent post
>tfw gf
>/cum/
>mfw
>girls
>real
Can't find anyone to sell me weed
What a shitty day it's been
Now I get to look forward to spending another 2 hours trying to fall asleep
Got an essay due at 11:59pm and I can't sit myself down to do it.
pls help
>>75089709
Who is the fedora vape guy?
>>75089775
its not anime
>>75089817
yes it is
>>75089812
no one knows
>>75089811
Deink some alkie or smoke some mj to get the thoughts flowing
>>75089812
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7KFH4EJwzKQq_d3oo2pPBg
>>75089823
The Touhou Project (東方Project? Tōhō Purojekuto, lit. Eastern Project), also known as Toho Project or Project Shrine Maiden, is a series of Japanese bullet hell shooter video games developed by the single-person Team Shanghai Alice. Team Shanghai Alice's sole member, ZUN, independently produces the games' graphics, music, and programming.[1]
IN A FAR AND DISTANT GALAXY
INSIDE MY TELESCOPE I SEE
A PAIR OF EYES PEER BACK AT ME
HE WALKS, AND TALKS, AND LOOKS LIKE ME
SITS AROUND INSIDE HIS HOUSE
FROM ROOM TO ROOM HE MOVES ABOUT
FILLS HIS LIFE WITH POINTLESS THINGS
AND WONDERS HOW IT ALL TURNS OUT
TOO DOO TOO DOO TOO
TOO DOO TOO DOO TOO
IT'S SAFE TO SAY THAT
I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND
THERE'S NOWHERE LEFT TO TURN
WALLS KEEP BREAKING
TIME IS LIFE A LEAF IN THE WIND
EITHER IT'S TIME WELL SPENT
OR TIME I'VE WASTED
>>75089812
vapeman
>>75089837
so it is anime
>games are anime
>>75089836
>hit the herbal jew
>think about everything except my paper
>look at clock
>5:31am
no thanks
>>75089748
Real Portland (Maine) or shit Portland (Oregon)?
could go for a burger rn
zzzzzz
I may be a loser but at least I don't play anime video games
>>75089885
dump vampire poster
>>75089906
not an achievement
>>75089889
Bonne nuit little cartoon girl
What's /cum/ listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_5Pr-uFYZI
manlets confirmed for having a small brain too
>>75089889
Dumb Kaguyaposter
>>75089886
F-fuck you
good work man!
>>75089921
Solution .45 - Targeting Blaze
>>75089922
im smart
Do you work out at the gym or at the library? For me it is neither
I have less than one hour on Steam in the past two weeks.
>>75089927
I like the androgynous look here.
>>75089944
sorry let me rephrase that
dwarfs confirmed for having a small brain too
i mean you're over 5'10?
>>75089980
im 5'6
>>75089837
THX
>>75089860
Can you play an anime?
FREE ACADIANA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>want to rubby dub dub
>already did it today
>did it like 3 times the day before
bummer man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sHi-sS9-jY
>>75089908
what are you going to do about it nerd
>>75089921
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHkdeAC5il8
>>75089999
>acadiana
>70% black
>full of inbred retard whites
>wops and vietnamese immigrants galore
>no one has spoken a word a french in the last 200 years
For what reason
>>75090028
kill the niggers in a big ratonnade
also fuck off, many cadien still speak cadien french
going to a fucking party haha
>>75089921
https://youtu.be/VX8UXhadw2A
>tfw the NBA is dead
>>75090068
you're only now figuring that out?
>>75090019
J U U S E
MENSA tested IQ of 87
wish I was joking
i hate myself and i want to make everyone else hate me too
>>75089999
>Quads confirm
Aussi vive l'Acadie libre s.v.p.
>>75090068
Good. I don't enjoy having a sport and it's demographics shoved in my face during commercials.
niggers? hate em
reddit? i love it
Everything feels better after some wine.
>>75090074
that is not a big achievement? unless you're a subhuman?
>>75089921
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2UwjEufpck
>>75090083
i love you
>>75090100
thank you
>>75090074
ook ook brother
if i got a gf i'd probably make her life worse
.
I
encyclopedic knowledge of intermet memes but I forget my own phone number and postal code
>>75090100
also i love u too
it was rude of me to just say thank you
>tfw no gf
>>75090088
Quelle est la différence entre l'Acadie et le Québec ?
>>75090094
Stopped listening after 2:20. Couldn't take it anymore.
I need an Asian gf
currently chugging tap water
NEED a quebecois gf
>>75090116
Schlomo, is this you?
my room smells of used clothing but im too lazy to wash em fug
>>75090138
why can't we import qt chinks like canada :(
If asians eat a lot of rice
And rice has a lot of carbs
And carbs make you fat
Then why are asians so skinny?
GOOOOAAAAAAAL
DYING of mold
my mom still does my laundry and cooks for me and does dishes and all i do is live here. there is no reason i as an adult shouldn't be doing stuff
>>75090155
My city is 7% Asian. Also I know a qt Asian but she doesn't want a boyfriend right now. Sad times.
did you, /cum/?
>>75090188
no i have not
>>75090049
>cadien French
Une terrible "language," c'est juste un random mélange of l'english et français. I crois it insults both des langues pêh mon friend
>still getting called Señor
I don't look like a Señor for Christ sake
>>75090188
Did I-
>tfw no cute french gf to wake me up and speak to me in a sexy french accent
>>75090214
the dream
>>75090188
t. Dan Schneider
>>75090199
Look more like a gato.
>>75090199
Guey
>>75090199
Should've taken more estrogen pills, hun.
south florida seems like a fun place
i wish i lived there
>>75090155
Because the Chinese buy up all the real estate, import their 300 relatives, only speak Chinese, drive terribly, support China over USA any day, and don't mingle with non-Chinese.
>>75090222
who?
also, testified.
>>75090199
>be 16
>go to tire place
>"sir your car is ready"
>is this nigga really talking to me
>>75090243
but on the other hand asian gf
>tfw so used to weed smoke going through my lungs I don't cough anymore
>Getting high hardly effects me anymore
>>75090252
Dan the man with a plan
>>75090195
>parle sur le cadien
>en chiac
pends-toi collègue
idea: move to a country i don't know the language of and find a gf i can't speak with
>>75090130
Yeah, while Québec has some Acadians, they are also found in New Brunswick, Maine, and Nova Scotia. Their language, accent, history, and culture are a bit different from that of the Québécois and the Acadians maintain a separate identity.
>>75090195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntnBuQAvFjA
my ancestors :)
>>75090185
Is Portland as comfy as people say it is?
>>75090269
>that hand on Freddy
He certainly isn't picky.
>>75090295
No. It's a terrible city. Stay away from it at all costs, especially if you're from California.
>>75090310
good post
I visited portland and it was VERY comfy
>>75090310
I'm not from Cali though
Just look at this map. How can Portland be a good city with so little blue and orange?
my uncle moved to the pacific northwest, married a girl, and then gave his child a hyphenated last name
>>75090326
it's only like 75% white
>>75090326
why are there some many blacks in the north part?
not a "so-called" fan of the "so-called" tories
>>75090346
Historically the south hasn't been a great place for American blacks
>>75090378
who?
FOB
>>75090390
>>75090378
That's because you're numale scum.
>FOB
>>75090395
aight
>>75090390
Conservatives, or more specifically the equivalent of paleo-cons in America.
>>75090407
You mean fresh out of tunnel?
>>75090344
76% white
7% Asian
6% Black
4.7% Mixed
9.4% Hispanic
What the fuck is a millennial
I take pride knowing I'm the most autistic poster on /cum/
>>75090495
30 year olds
>>75090495
1985+
It's a misunderstood, pointless term.
>>75090495
anyone born between 1974 and 1998
>>75090453
My province:
95.7% white
0.7% slant-eyed Asian
0.1% mixed Asian
0.1% Arab/Indian/Paki Asian
0.6% Black
0.1% Latin American
1.8% Amerindian
0.6% Métis (French & Amerindian)
Feels homogeneous
>>75089123
Get the atomic wings pussy
>>75090536
>tfw my state is only 83% white
At least we're not California tier
*moves north*
wonder what it's like to live in a cramped euroshit country barely ever seeing a tree in your life
>>75090269
Freddie turned into a Chad.
>>75090587
how do you figure
>>75090587
being /fit/ doesn't make you a chad
>>75090666
>>75090666
>>75090666
>>75090666
come heres t. satans
>>75089212
Wasn't this guy supposed to stop Islamic terrorism? Not arm them?