/brit/

anime

Blian blurtis

graduating with a 2:2 in journalism from Lincoln uni

can't wait to get into work next year and onto the property ladder!

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>you'll never see an alternate PoV where grandpa has to watch with horror as his "progressive" daughter turns his grandson mentally ill

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>>75087035

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>did you pay for your mother to suck swedish cock oh that's right she does it for free I'm getting really tired of you finnish shits shitting up this bored you only have like 8 people why are you so fucking over represented does your prime minister force you to post here you stupid fucking cunt if I ever see a finn in real life I'm going to punch him in the face you filthy swede cock sucking fuck

kernow

hope the monarchy collapses when the queen dies

Arsenal 2 - 2 Everton
Burnley 0 - 0 West Ham
Chelsea 3 - 0 Sunderland
Hull 1 - 2 Tottenham
Leicester 2 - 0 Bournemouth
Liverpool 4 - 0 Middlesbrough
Man Utd 2 - 1 Crystal Palace
Southampton 0 - 0 Stoke
Swansea 3 - 2 West Brom
Watford 0 - 2 Man City

>>75087051

Walk in silence

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>>75087086
Walks to heaven

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i'm very fuckin,g high right now please make me laugh cause everytime i get high i also get depressed i finally wake up to reality and realise that i feel more alive like this so i'm having a hard knowing if this is how people feel like irl and i'm just a fucking retard

>arselel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvPIvoJkmGs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEE-Hl80fFk

the quintessential 80s british pop song

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I've never trusted anyone in my life

>>75087108
Post willy

>>75086934
*uses your cock as a toothbrush and your precum as toothpaste*
"um is this how you do it"

>>75087079
BTFO Tottenham day

>>75087123
wrong
https://youtu.be/uPudE8nDog0

>>75087079

mourinho is fielding a literal reserve team. i would get on palace DNB personally.

>>75086774
where is it?

Wow. I didn't knew that Cornell killed himself the same days as Curtis.
Who else feels more motivated to do the same thing?

>>75087188
Proofs

>>75087145
"That's exactly how you do it"
*rams cock down your throat*
*shoots a dozen loads of cum in your mouth and all over your face*

Theresa May more like Theresa Mao

>>75087123
its definitely not that mate wtf are you thinking

>>75087168
fair point

>>75087188
puffs

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>whilst you sleep at night, there are a network of ninja twats scattering about londons underground unknown

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Saw my brother's gf's soapy tits as she was getting out of the shower

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business idea: anti-Nazi nationalist socialism

>>75087123
wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWz0JC7afNQ

>>75087108
I dreamed that I went to a drumpf rally and got him to sign my drumpf hat. When it was my turn he asked "is it real?" As if that was a prerequisite and i said "yeah i got it from the tower" and he wrote like 2 long lines on it in gold marker
At some point i was also itinerant and stayed with my old boss before leaving the house in my underwear; it was quite cold so for that reason only i returned and asked for my clothes
I'm afraid it's not very funny. Would pissing and shitting myself make you laugh?

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Disgraceful.

what a timeline
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-us-canada-39988492/trump-in-saudi-arabia-us-president-joins-ceremonial-sword-dance

>>75087179
mostly Victorian architecture in a seaside town in north yorkshire. I've seen a lot of pictures and old plans of old underground reservoirs and great tunnels spanning across the length of the town


just posted in the wrong thread lads haha wondered where everyone was

>>75087238
hdnw

>>75087210
shut up pleb

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How does guy ritchie get away with making the lad bible version of everything?

>>75087188

and both of them were wanking with a belt around their necks

dirty perverts

discusteng

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>>75087222

>>75087238
strasser was literally an actual real nazi
anti nazi national socialism would probably be something like juche

>>75087226
i imagine you may be quite jealous at the moment?

>>75087279
I thought Trump was going to stop the US doing deals with islamic shitholes like this

>>75087328
I'm gay

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>>75087327
>strasser was literally an actual real nazi
yeah but he got purged and he did try a splinter movement, as did otto after the war

Cornell hanged himself but was found "laying down"

thoughts?

>>75087322
hahahahahahaha the best is you can tell he's been crying
over a fucking haircut
just get a buzzer and shave it down even. goddamn runts these days

>>75087247
>Would pissing and shitting myself make you laugh?

my cock is nice and hard for you right now

>>75087365
who?

>>75087123

actually it's a flock of seagulls - i ran

>>75087365
what am i a forensic scientist?

>>75087335
the whole movie is so choppy it looks like a trailer.

still quite fun though and even through the modern vernacular there's still a strong sense of deep mythology rooted in nature, landscape, history and england

>>75087206
*swirls cum around mouth and kisses you*

>>75087399
Kurt Cornell, lead singer of Pearl Jam

theresa may hates us

>>75087304
Gf fucking tried to make me watch this tripe
>mordreds daedric armour
>30 blackies for no reason
>everyone looks like they just stepped out of a nightclub
>0 regard for historical accuracy (to the relative period Arthurs story is likely to have been first told)
If it was a good 2 hours of Aiden Gillen being a debonair archer then id defo watch it but as it stands it looks like shit on my shoe

>>75087423
delicious isn't it?
my turn now
*gets on knees, pulls your cock out, licks it up and down and then takes it all in my mouth*

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>she's here

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>still quite fun though and even through the modern vernacular there's still a strong sense of deep mythology rooted in nature, landscape, history and england

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this man is your friend

he fights for individual liberties and your right to post "doing a poo"

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>>75087304
...

Are all the /bet/fags here?

Why did you leave /sp/?

>>75087462
literally what was fedorable about that post you utter mess
christ i want to slam your head into the floor until you're less fucking stupid

>>75087465
Wasn't funny the first time you posted it mate

>>75087483
I'm a /beto/fag
Aaaarrrrgggghhhh

political idea: tories but without the draconian surveillance and suppression

>>75087505
the truth isn't mean to be funny

>>75087517
they'd still be fucking shit

>just graduated med school
>working out consistently
>becoming more social
There's a gf in my future, I can feel it :-)))))

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>>75087448
historical accuracy is a bit of moot point. arthur mythology has been transposed on our cultures for centuries

but yeah the effects would be cool if I was 10. it's like a million different fantasy films and video games moulded into one

do girls like it or do they think they're doing it for us?

need a mage gf

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can't sleep

>>75087565
Post jammies

first decent look at her cleavage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiwWrMQdOZQ

on the xanax and sour diesel tonight

hmmmm i thought it was meant to be the leftists who wanted government to control everything and restrict what you can say online

really doing a think

>>75087449
bit horny now 2bh

peasant revolt against the tories when

could feel my breathing become shallow on the booze and benzos last night

>>75087602
soon inshallah

>>75087599
wish I was there to help with that
how about a pic of your willy? x

>>75087595
both do
the key is limiting government - a concept euros dont seem to comprehend

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are lad

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is the bitter runtoid aussie who was insisting dgb was a pump n dump/bubble here?
:^)

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whose are these?

>>75087628
his acting is atrocious in it

fat people should be sent to camps and forced to get fit

>>75087636
>despondent

why yes i too own a thesaurus

south american mestizos are a repulsive race

>>75087654
brainlet

>>75087647
couldn't get past his nancy voice

just done a very strange poo
has a greenish tint

>>75087636
mass effect is hot garbage

Political idea: cancel the election, keep parliament dissolved, exile Theresa May to Skull Island, make Charles head of govt, turn privy council + important secretaries into his court, pursue a strong alliance with yankland + commonwealth (booting out the undesirable ones), convert C to Catholicism, ban migration and start tearing down tower blocks and shopping centres to make retail chains shoo and encourage chavs and peasants to either die quickly or go infest someone else's country

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>I am invested in BTC and two alt-coins
>BTC at an all time high might be on the verge of the 4th BTC bubble
>DGB and SC I bought both on advice of /brit/
>Yesterday night before bed DGB went up 100%
>This morning waking up SC has gone up over 50%
Very nice /brit/ I owe you a pint

>>75087677
>garbage
fuck off yank

>>75087618
hmm maybe, where you from?

REALLY enjoying the 180 /brit/ has done on mummy may

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>>75087589
ay shawty finna get lit bruh

hungry hungry hippos > pop up pirate

debate me, and be torn asunder

>>75087678
how many fedoras do you own?

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>yes, i invest in craptocoins

>>75087677
Yank spy spotted

>>75087699
Manchester

>>75087628
looks like an advert for mars bars 2018 world cup campaign

>>75087653
bloodborne is better than all of these

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the gf

Is consciousness an epiphenomenal happenstance of this particular universe? Or does the very concept of a universe depend upon its presence? Does consciousness merely perceive reality, or does reality depend upon it? Did consciousness simply emerge as an effect of evolution? Or was it, in some sense, always "out there" in the world?

>>75087678
>exile Theresa May
i'm in for 200

>>75087693
FUCK still trying to buy into it. the place I tried to buy from needed photos of my drivers licence

fucks sake

>>75087702
dont see it.

it's always been a divided rashorke general

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>only one chance at life
>born in the UK
>not in the regiment

>>75087693
I had a bit of change left in my AB wallet
it's enough to get a few tabs of acid now
happy days

>>75087737
>penis: big
need evidence

>>75087643
nobody
nobody
[sassy black woman voice] nobody
does it better

>>75087724
ha fuck off ya dirty Northerner

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>Is consciousness an epiphenomenal happenstance of this particular universe? Or does the very concept of a universe depend upon its presence? Does consciousness merely perceive reality, or does reality depend upon it? Did consciousness simply emerge as an effect of evolution? Or was it, in some sense, always "out there" in the world?

>>75087735
>shitborne
>good

>>75087737
>penis size
Wew

>>75087554
I liked Narnia and still love Lotr but i obviously am a bit of a violent neek
Stuff like this is really guy oriented though - and i dont mean the director lol - just seems like a lot of manly angst, dramatic speeches and chase scenes

>>75087746
Yeah they do that. Luckily my LBC account has over 50BTC traded (not actually that wealthy I was just trading when they were cheap as chips) so I get trusted a lot. Not sure what will go up next DESU lad but once you finally manage to get BTC if you do, you should do lots of research because people think it might be heading into a bubble.

How long did it take you to find a job after you graduated university?

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ulster is a monkey jajajajajkajajkajajkajksjksajkjksjasjka

>>75087704

>>75087748
/brit/ was very much a rorke general up until mummy may threatened to take away our internet time

>>75087784
hello /v/

>>75087766
:'^(
gonna do a 'cide now

>>75087806
going on 4 years now

doing a learn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsZF8PXtFaE&list=PLcjlVtO3mMs36Fe4-kKtJgwTUe7EreCnd

>>75087800
JESUS ARMY

>>75087806
I had one on leaving

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>>75087806
i didnt, I just got a job
firm handshake bro

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LMAOing @ ur life

Pain is your friend, your ally, it will tell you when you are seriously injured, it will keep you awake and angry, and remind you to finish the job and get the hell home. But you know the best thing about pain?

>>75087846
FOB

>>75087693
>DGB
this one was me
glad you're happy la, all the way to the moon

Theory: leftypol is pushing the "wtf i hate theresa now" narrative to boost support for Corbyn
No need to shill for me I'm already voting labour but I'm not very happy about it

>>75087867
>gif
fuck off

Been sitting jn the other thread wondering why it was so lonely desu

>>75087805
I was going to buy alternative coins to trade for dgb.

giz a btc m8 :"))))

>>75087806
i just walked down to the local bean factory and told them, "I need a job, I just graduated" and they gave me one, 80k a year starting

if i could do it, so can you, you're just lazy

need a lad's cock

>>75087897
>fuck off
gif

>>75087897
>text
fuck off

>>75087894
*tips fedora*

Don't replace trident
Abolish our nuclear weapons

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>watching porn and wondering who I would want be more out of the man/woman

add me on skype: battyboybottom99

*gives your neck a firm handshake*
Looks like negotiations have concluded.
*lights pipe, makes my egress*

>>75087894
>needing to shill when she attacked Internet liberties
>on 4chan, the most outspoken community for Internet liberty
hmmm don't think so

did Lucy come

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dPzDqNvPUU

>>75087937
me (I usually self-insert as the girl though)

>>75087913
*Slides into view*
Hello there

>cornwall
>ulster
>bucks
the lads are all here

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>>75087888
>I was the retard who said get off the bubble at 180 then did my research and bought in at over 200 and now we're over 600 in only 4 days

where do I see myself in 5 years?
in a ditch of course haha

Theresa May is evil personified

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just copped this

Went to bed without brushing my teeth

Mouth tastes horrible

>>75087983
noice
i reckon 800 within the week/the next few days

>>75087972
well hello to you too
*puts hand on your thigh*

>>75088001
Your post number just so happens to be the number of times that you brush your teeth each week

>>75087983
>>75087888
>tfw been researching bit and trying to buy it for 5 days while watching the price rise

actually torture

NEED an Asian gf

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https://www.buzzfeed.com/mollyhensleyclancy/asians-very-familiar-profiles-princeton?utm_term=.gx5lpvMwN#.piknZB65J
when did you realise SJWs really are da reeul raycistz

>>75088025
*Puts my mouth around your penis*

>>75088030
dw we're coming off an ath so it's likely to correct downward slightly
in the mean time if you get shit ready then get some SIA coin

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watching dog tooth lads

a shame she's dead

*gives your willy a firm handshake*
Welcome aboard, Mr. Semen.
*doffs cap, strides briskly away, using my spermy hand to open the door*

>>75088061
ah yes klakinn

>>75088068
alright cheers la, I'm just so hesitant putting my drivers licence and shit on this website

such a pain in the arse

>>75088061
hmm this isn't why my mum goes to Iceland

>>75088022
What did you buy in at lad if you don't mind my asking? You must be doing well. If we break 700 we'll break 800 imo. 700 will be the most resistant.
>>75088030
I feel for you lad, really do.

>>75088071

did she an hero

>>75088071
the actress?

>>75088058
I'm going to read all of that
(Note to reader: the previous statement was a lie)

if mr incredible (the stretchy lad) bums himself, is it still gay

>>75088088
>I'm just so hesitant putting my drivers licence and shit on this website
nah hundreds of thousands of ppl do it, they have pretty good security
>>75088091
>What did you buy in at lad
111

blue cheese
super skunk
ak 47

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>>75088086
Wanna get snus'd?

(It's not Klakinn btw)

>>75088061
oh my... straight to the point aren't you?
*gets yours out and strokes it*

>>75088116
Mr incredible is the strong one you stupid CUNT mrs incredible is the stretchy

>>75087801
i notice the setting is almost entirely cosmetic. you could literally replace the king arthur/medieval theme with anything and it'd be the same movie

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>>75088088
Which site?
>>75088068
Not sure about that desu, DGB is compressing wouldn't be surprised if we see a break before the end of the day (MEL time). Also 111 was a fucking good call dude jesus christ. You'll be at 10x whatever you went in at by mid June and if BTC continues to rise, against the dollar you'll be even higher

Haven't had a single (You) this thread.
Don't even care, definitely not constantly updating thread to see one.
Obviously I have better things to do

>>75088156
i mean mr fantastic hehe

>mummy may threatened to take away our internet time

source?

It is the duty of every good patriot across the UK to tactically vote to make sure barmy Theresa and her madcap power grab are as far away from downing Street as possible

>>75088171
>Also 111 was a fucking good call
m8 i swear /biz/ is actually extremely good. Some investor who recently transferred to crypto made some thread shilling dgb so i went all in

captain fantastic is an excellent film

going to sign up to be the janny on mummy may's version of /brit/

>>75088179
tory manifesto
get your head out the sand

>>75088179
The Tory manifesto you thick shit

>>75088192
weird nonce film

>>75088191
lmfao I'll give it a check

>>75088200
>>75088201
please use MLA style formatting for your citations

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>>>/biz/2124973
JUST

runts lighting off fireworks

the tories are going to fucking kill us

>>75088173
He could fist himseldmf probably but that would definitely be gay

Masturbation is inherently gay. Prove me wrong

>>75088200
I didnt see it in the manifesto as presented by bbc news
Not saying its false but post a link please

>>75088172
Good morning, pal :3

>>75088192
I hope this is a bait

>>75088244
>losing money in a golden bull market
that lad unironically deserves it

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Forgot to check my trousers for wankstains before leaving the house again
Got a lot of weird looks, I can tell you

glad the tories are going to curb the internet. need something to end my addiction and it sure can't be me . i've already tried

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>>75088254
> "Some people say that it is not for government to regulate when it comes to technology and the Internet. We disagree.

>The plans will allow Britain to become "the global leader in the regulation of the use of personal data and the internet", the manifesto claims.

>"We will put a responsibility on industry not to direct users – even unintentionally – to hate speech, pornography, or other sources of harm," the Conservatives write.

>"In harnessing the digital revolution, we must take steps to protect the vulnerable and give people confidence to use the internet without fear of abuse, criminality or exposure to horrific content", the manifesto claims in a section called 'the safest place to be online'.

>"It should be as unacceptable to bully online as it is in the playground, as difficult to groom a young child on the internet as it is in a community, as hard for children to access violent and degrading pornography online as it is in the high street, and as difficult to commit a crime digitally as it is physically."

>"We will introduce a sanctions regime to ensure compliance, giving regulators the ability to fine or prosecute those companies that fail in their legal duties, and to order the removal of content where it clearly breaches UK law," the manifesto reads.

>"While we cannot create this framework alone, it is for government, not private companies, to protect the security of people and ensure the fairness of the rules by which people and businesses abide," the document reads."Nor do we agree that the risks of such an approach outweigh the potential benefits."

>>75088244
hey i'm browsing that thread too haha

>>75088254
>link please
You can literally google the manifesto

>>75088256
Fuck off you fucking prick cunt

>>75088254
is your google broken? are you such a moronic reprobate that you are incapable of typing "Tory manifesto" in your search bar?

Need some Icelandic boi poosay in my life

>>75088254
The manifesto is 88 pages not going to be in full in a BBC article
bot your personal search engine either

>>75088287
how does 1 jurisdiction change the whole transcontinental internet?

>>75088313
Good luck with that, you weirdo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVRAmaSZ7SA
top choon

>>75088287
perfect for you britishers

you lot love to be dominated and controlled

just ate a moldy blueberry
i mean what else am i going to do, throw it away?

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>moronic reprobate

Icelad

Are you a hapa?

>>75088331
Yeah by another lad, not some haggard, withered old cunt

>>75088328
Audio is broken, could you just type the song for me?

>>75088367
childless too

grim

>>75088357
Yes, Anglo-Nordic
(The picture I posted was of the other Icelander)

enjoying some asmr

why do yanks like the tories? I thought they were all about freedom?

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>enjoying some asmr

>>>/biz/2123756
Biz are unironically genius cunts. This thread predicted the NAV take off about an hour before a meteoric rise of over 35% that is still going

>>75088437
yeah, you got a problem with that, fucktard?

safe to say that /brit/ is most definitely a corbyn general now

rorkes don't have a leg to stand on

>>75087934
link to this?

>>75088274
>wanking with your trousers on
rookie mistake

>>75088316
changes what british citizens can and can't access
you could potentially pay for a vpn to circumnavigate it (until the find a backdoor around that), but why should you have to

>>75088447
>what is pump and dump

they play morons like you all day long

>>75088447
a lot of it is literally biz selling to eachother. I would've got in on nav but i was stuck trying to shift my fucking useless MYR reee

>>75088466
Yes 4chan's /biz/ is pumping NAV shut the fuck up you dumb cunt

>>75088449
Shut up nerd

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>>75088455
/brit/ is an SNP general

>nicely ask a question
>everyone shouts at me
I googled it (before you all told me to, because im clever) and the only result was buzzfeed but it does seem to be true. Sad!

>>75088466
>his simple yank mind is too slow to get in and out in the pump phase
set a strict profit goal that you know it'll hit (like 30-50%) and then get out as soon as it hits that, don't wait around for it to dump

>>75088465
>you could potentially pay for a vpn to circumnavigate it

they'll make it illegal to do that

>>75088491
lol i could literally beat the shit of you in 1v1 fight

>>75088505
>the only result
honestly no helping mongs like you

>>75088507
of course they will

they've already decided the food standards agency should have the right to view your entire internet history so why would they let you try and bypass mummynet

>>75088455
im a rorke but im voting corbyn
what NOW

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Love the Portuguese

Hate Brazilians

(not racist)

>>75088525
I'm not reading the entire manifesto to find one bit when i cant ctrl+f
I looked at some summaries on different news sites and none even mentioned the internet
Apparently buzzfeed asked tories about it and they explained
Why are you so hostile :-(

>>75088533
all me

I fucking NEED a bf right NOW!

>>75088533
this desu

hate pakis but hate mummy may even more

What's a good quote about international law lads?

>>75088559
Page 82 but there's stuff about the internet throughout

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>/biz/ is shilling DGB on /v/
>>>/biz/2126412

gonna be weird with no union jacks around desu

>>75088559
s-sorry
feel a bit bad now

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>>75088593

>>75088593
"Bit complicated, innit? Probably best to just over simplify and blame rasheeds for all our problems"

It's a quote from the Rorke Analytical Dialectic

>>75088593
International law is bollocks and it shouldn't exist. The world is not a singular polity and nation states should not be obliged to comply with laws created by other ones without being actually annexed. Poo bum fart shit wee.

- me

>>75088599
Thanks x

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bp064T7rQSk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff0oWESdmH0

>>75088620
Don't apologise to a flightless bird.

HATE all these runtoid political journalist worshipping the ground politicians stand on

>>75088622
(((Finkelstein)))

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>>75088593

going to self harm with a knife

>>75088646
I am Brit.

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>The world is not a singular polity and nation states should not be obliged to comply with laws created by other ones without being actually annexed

>>75088658
Probably easier than a spoon m8

>>75088553
Why do you hate me?

>>75088656

*grabs your ass*

The world is a singular polity and nation states should be obliged to comply with laws created by other ones without being actually annexed

>>75088662
Working Holiday? Where abouts? How long you been in NZ? I just left after a year, got back last week

Bucks you cheeky bugger stop shitposting

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pencilled in the date for the ol' 'cide

>>75088701
Emigrated last Dec, near wellington *taps nose*

>>75088714
I am VERY bored
Lunchtime now tho bibi

Can hear a piano, but there isn't one in the house or either of the neighbours. Wtf....

gas the rich class war now

>>75088729
check ur headphones....

>>75088723
Did you end up getting a job?

>List of scary sounding words
Toxic
Venomous
Infernal
Eradicate
Annihilate
Cataclysmic

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>>75088601
just grassed them up for a laugh
>>>/v/377559037
>>>/v/377559037

>>75088723
DEFINITELY in Lower Hutton, like a savage.

Visit martinborough for wine tasting, 6 dollars for 10 (TEN) shot size glasses of wine

>>75088722
*rubs out the date*
oh no 'cide cancelled

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the polls putting labor in close contention with the tories must be fake

>>75088171
coinspot

i dont really have the money to buy in btc so i'd have to buy in alternative currency and then trade for dgb/sia

>>75088740
Wearing them, took them off,mst I'll hear it. It's not even a recognisable song just notes being played at random

>>75088743
Not yet habibi but do need one soon or gf and bennies man are going to heem me simultaneously
Getting on my bike and looking for some office HR/admin bollocks

Just got back in

Damn

>>75088756
wish you hadnt done that lad

>>75088783
do you have a story lad

*pushes the keys on the piano that reveals the secret lair*

are people in the UK not genuinely distressed about this attempt to restrict the internet/information?

>>75088769
You know you can buy less than 1BTC right lad? The 'penny' of the BTC world is 0.00000001 BTC and known as a Satoshi as it's the indivisible BTC amount.

>>75088798
Nah she'll be right

>>75088798

Yeah mate.

It swayed a lot of my mates to instantly turn Labour.

Whether normies will understand is another issue.

new

>>75088188

>>75088188

>>75088188

>>75088188

>>75088798
Their upper lips are stiffer than ever and their believe that everything will work out just fine is unfaltering

>the year is 2020
>tories won with a landslide
>mummy may has withdrawn us from both the EU and the ECHR
>abolished the european bill of rights and replaced it with mummy may's good boy guidelines
>snoopers charter and mummynet are in full effect
>you remember the good old days of /brit/
>decide to pay £100 for a VPN
>bring up the 'chon
>nostalgia clouds your mind
>you gleefully put your fingers to the keyboard
>begin to type
>"doing a poo"
>hit send
>instantly there's a knock on the door
>it's abdul from the food standards agency
>he's seen your posts
>all of them
>he handcuffs you and takes you away
>he whispers "rorke" in your ear as he packs you in to his tiny government issue smart car
>sentenced to 8 consecutive life sentences for conspiring with the rogue terrorist cell known as 4chan

>>75088805
saw a post of a tweet by britainelects a few hours ago that had labour only one point behind the tories

>>75088806
i was looking at that but trading decimal amounts of btc was making polionix cranky

even then i'd probably put maybe $200 AUD into it to start so that's like .1 btc lmao

>>75086974
>>75086974
>>75086974
old

>>75088790
>out on my own
>drinking on my own table, pretty sad
>group of guys and girls feel sorry for me and approach me to join their night
>humbled, I accept
>after a while of introductions conversation falls flat
>try to play myself as an interesting personality
>tell them about this loser I know on YouTube called Tim
>show them a latest video
>they're all shrieking with concern about Tim while I'm laughing
>they alienate me and ask me to leave their group
>drink up my pint and go home to post on /brit/

Here I am

>>75088837
no u didnt

>>75088798
was on the fence who to vote for

now i'm voting labour

>>75088756
STOP IM FUCKING RUINED BECAUSE OF YOU
THIS IS MY LIFE YOURE FUCKING WITH
THISIS MY LIFE YOU UNDERSTAND

>>75087836
practise how to look like a twat, unless you are a 10/10 chad you can't get away with this

>>75088058
about 3 years ago, you are giving them power just by doing this