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Annie

what have you done to support white genocide today /brit/?

i heard if she loses 6 seats she will lose this election and jeremy corbyn will be at the table negotiating brexit

i have had 2 (two) clear chest x-rays in the last 3 but my symptoms are as follows-

complete lack of appetite, never feel hungry
phlegm cough in the morning
headaches and hip pain (Indicative of metastasis)

really don't think x-ray is all that good and i'm convinced i have lung cancer, but i can't afford to go private for a ct on the nhs and doctors don't think i have it so i cant get it on nhs. what do i do?

Annie May

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hmmm

not bad

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph58393ac26d044

>>75077633
Had sex with a black girl
Love that booty?

>>75077633
I didn't impregnate a SINGLE white girl at all, and now I'm using alcohol which will reduce my sex drive and sperm count

Can we please carry on the leaving your room conversation

ta x

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pigy

gib monies

>>75077651
bored of this gimmick now

>only a couple of decent movies about US Civil War
>WW1 movies are rare now
>Blood Meridian will probably never be properly adapted
But yes let’s blow hundreds of millions ever year on more redundant juvenile capeshit because that’s what the "free market" tells us we should do

>>75077054
>worked for a few months
>saved up a few grand
>fired
>quit drugs, don't drink anyway
>barely any expenses
>but i'm good for at least a year unless i decide i want more
feels good

>>75077651
you get treatment for your anxiety

there's nothing wrong with you

>>75077651
*last 3 months

>>75077693
kek

>>75077662
>gif
fuck off

need to make some toast but normies are in the living room

Why yes i drink cider

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>wh*tes

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>>75077647
You didn't invite me

>>75077627
it was lyrics you thick cunt

>>75077709
It's not the market, it's China pandering
It's why films have generally been getting dumber and the quality of dialogue has dropped over time

>>75077709
>only a couple of decent movies about US Civil War
>WW1 movies are rare now

The past wasn't diverse enough`

if i had property

i could work 3 days a week and happily live my life without need nor want.

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keep matching with reasonably attractive females on tinder, never talk to them though

does this mean i'm attractive? I think I'm quite ugly

POO

>>75077633
continued with my usual apathetic routine

>>75077605
>bloody hell have you seen X on Netflix? It's so mint that I forgot to eat haha
something along those lines but less autistic

>>75077759
So get property

>>75077752
>it's not the market, it's the market

don't like people with victim/persecution complexes(this means i don't like women and minorities)

>>75077773
REEEEEEEE TFW NO GET >>75077777

>>75077651
>but i can't afford to go private for a ct
you can see a consultant and get an opinion provately which I think can be used at the NHS (ie if a private consultant says you need one and its medically necessary you they can contact NHS to arrange it and its essentially preapporved by a consultant. i think this is right but its worth checking, ing up the BUPA helpline they will tell you.

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>>75077752
Never thought of this before...

>>75077662
wtf she saying lol

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>>75077765
POST FACE

>>75077749
dont care

>>75077709
>>WW1 movies are rare now
they always have been

Fuck off, scum.

>>75077732
looks peng
https://renegadevids.com/2017/02/05/auschwitz-the-new-vacation-destination/

>>75077788
You know what I mean, don't be a pedant

>>75077839
hello shitbag

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cornhole desu lads

>>75077709
already too many films about the US civil war, Yank

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its over mayshits

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>>75077784
that requires working for another 30-40 odd years

any1 for an addison lee

>>75077839
Shiplad?

>>75077633
had a wank and my sperm did NOT land inside a fanny

>>75077864
>forgetting about the Shy Tories

>>75077864
NO, THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

>>75077864
is opposition coalescing around jezza?

>>75077754
Yeah probably shouldn't even mention the Civil War, guaranteed any movies made about that from now on will just be grotesque self-flagellating nigshit (e.g., Django Unchained)

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>>75077709
>>WW1 movies are rare now
Friendly reminder to PLEASE support the Australian film industry

>>75077859
dont understand this gimmique

Been up for a day now and i dont feel good. Shitting blood, hungry but cant eat, keep yawning but cant sleep, keep stuttering

>>75077839
moor cunt

>>75077839
*gets angry*
*reads new testament*
*ponders message*
*forgives you*

>>75077848
>>75077662
shall not be clicking

will shart a monolith if labor wins

>>75077909
>Mass Aussie Rape: the movie

lel

nose is a bloody mess

>>75077912
are you the lad who was resetting his sleeping pattern

>>75077910
i operate on a higher plane of intellectual existence than your average /brit/ poster

it should come as no surprise that my gimmicks are beyond your comprehension

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>>75077924
fourteen eighty eight brother

>>75077930
>labor

who

>>75077965
Ye

>>75077930
sheed

>>75077839
>books a £20 fight to sunny Spain
>get drunk and smash the place up
>you sit on your computer getting angry
hehehehe nothing personal pedro

thanks hypochondriac mong i definitely look forward to freaking out later this month about headaches or hip pains

fuck you

nigger! cuck niggers!!! lol

>labor
doesn't exist. not even a word

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NEED a gf like Margery Tyrrell

>>75077994
well at least it'll be easy to get to sleep tonight, the key thing is going to sleep the same time the next day

>>75077965
>maddison

london

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>>75077709
>only a couple of decent movies about US Civil War

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omqqGViq3Ng

>>75077859
that's wales

>>75077973
you don't even know what that flag is you fucking spastic mong twat
hint: it's not Cornwall

>>75077994
at least the lack of sleep hasn't made you lost you mind like some >>75078010

>>75077910
Cornhole is a game played in the American South, stereotypically by drunk fratboys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdbOMzLKdbA

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>>75078010
go to sleep mate

>>75077809
alri thx ill look into it. im also thinking of just going to straight to a & e

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkBvhnri5s0
remember putting this song on to fuck slags back in school?

willies
my arse

NOW.

>The ALP adopted the formal name "Australian Labour Party" in 1908, but changed the spelling to "Labor" in 1912. While it is standard practice in Australian English both today and at the time to spell the word "labour" with a "u", the party was influenced by the United States labor movement, and a prominent figure in the early history of the party, the American-born King O'Malley, was successful in having the spelling "modernised"
despite all my rage

>>75078034
As a Yank I can say that Confederate music >>> Union music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO_vlmbd72o

>>75078080
shan't

>if mummy loses then jezza gets stuck with the negotiations
>if she wins, she gets to impose her latest round of concocted orwellian wank fantasies under the pretext of it being what the voters actually chose
truly the british serf has been played like a 4d fiddle

>>75077864
are jezza

Why was Villalad in Edinburgh?

>>75078110
v. good post

want the ol' sphincter obliterated tonight any volunteers about in canters? meet me in hales place by one stop

>>75078083
Absolute shit taste. Fuck that song and fuck you.

>>75078110
If only their soldiers were as good as their musicians...

About to go for a (You) record

Using the name ID '...'

Who's ready?

>>75078164
fuck off

>>75078134
mind it

>>75078124
>if mummy loses then jezza gets to impose concocted orwellian wank fantasies under the pretext of it being what the voters actually chose
wew

>>75078124
It's not really Machiavellian when we have no input on party leaders anyway (outside of memberbombing Labour)

This morning I noticed one of my sisters t-shirts in my room, she must have recently left it on my radiator to dry and then forgot about it. It was just a plain black, slightly tight T-shirt from Primark. Naturally I decided to put it on, along with my slim fitting jeans, I then looked at myself in the mirror and I actually looked quite good, the hair, tighter clothing and my breasts being visible helped, not going to say I passed but I got closer. The only issue is my cutting scars, womens t-shirts have shorter sleeves and it reveals most of my cutting scars, I’m now considering getting a tattoo, bio oil won’t help the scars that healed improperly and are now pinkish and raised.

I’ll admit I became erect while looking at myself in the mirror. I was happy.

Work was more mind numbing than usual. Hit rank 2 on Hearthstone though. Me and the trans person were sitting a little further away from everyone else, I should have said something before work started, made small talk like everyone else does. LittleKuriboh tried talking to me about vidya, I said I’m playing Hearthstone and he’s doing some dungeon crawler on PS4, the conversation died quickly.

I had a eye test at the opticians after work, apparently my eyes haven’t gotten worse, so looks like I dodged the cataracts bullet from the DNP. I didn’t need to print the £10 voucher as that was the standard price. I interacted with a paki female at reception then a white female at the next desk and my optician was a paki male, all nice people but I did go to an opticians outside my hometown with the objective of getting better service/not being analysed by a paki. My prescription was just a tiny card, I was hoping for something on a sheet of paper. I should get me new glasses soon, hopefully.

LOVE:
pints

HATE:
pakis

simple as

@164
Will not be replying to you EVER

re: 75078164
good luck lad i'm rooting for you

>>75078164
Filtered

not a fucking pixel

212
not a pixel

>>75078190
Ok

At home I found a letter addressed to me, it was from the counselling people, I’m booked in for a session in 2 weeks, the letter is dated the same day as my GP appointment, it’s really impressive that my GP chased that up si quickly and efficiently but what’s curious is the quick turnaround, guess the waiting list wasn’t that long and I was just frozen out. The other odd thing is that the appointment is on one of my days off from work, I knew it was suspicion that I was asked exactly where I work. It’s rather short notice and I’m not sure what I want to talk about.

shant

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*knocks on your door*

alri wee lad mind coming with us?

wyd?

>>75078045
that's the gimmick

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>>75078002
>Rebekah Dee goes to spain constantly and wees on their streets to make videos for her website

>>75078158
Confederates were probably better militarily desu, Union just had too much industrial superiority

>>75078267
*shoots your kneecaps*

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me

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HHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

>>75078212
I thought your dick didn't work anymore?

>>75078250
I get around mate
bet you've never left your state

>>75078304
is that a real turtle

>>75078267
haha nah thanks lads bit busy atm, thanks though x

>>75078199
like what?
>>75078201
true, i guess they could safely count on the fact that the voting population is either extremely uninformed, defeatist, or apathetic towards any kind of necessary change

>>75078267
>teenagers stealing decrepit weapons and posing to look hard
Ah yes, paramilitarism in 2017, very nice

>>75078158
Reb soldiers were probably worth about three Yanks each. Not to mention superior commanders. It's only because there were millions more and greater industrial capacity in the North that they won.

>>75078312
bet you've never left your estate chav

Business idea: sell counterfeit (You)'s to those who utilise a tripcode

alri haven't been on in a while

>>75078261
hope your okay anon

>>75078347
Going to steal this line

>>75078312
I've been all up the west coast, Mexico, london

I get around too

>>75078307
I can't ejaculate and when I do try to masturbate I only get semi-erect, might just be a labido issue

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me and andy burnham

>>75078347
been to 15 countries and every major city and most counties in England

>>75078158
Confederates were legendarily good soldiers tbf, tactics from the founder of the kkk are still studied in the american army today for their effectiveness
Confederacy had an absolute shit tier economy though so they got battered

>>75078396
have you been to huddersfield

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>>75078376
god in heaven

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hmm, interesting..

nope

>>75078386
So are you still attracted to females?

Any attraction to males?

>>75078376
creasing and horrified at once
absolutely no way his bollocks survived

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>>75078434
My gf

>>75078445
i think so

HUDDERSFIELD MENTIONED

Lads night at camel lads lads lads

>>75078482
oi oi

>>75078335
The same thing May is doing. You're stupid if you think Labour stand for a free internet. They are full of feminist SJW women who support silencing anyone who disagrees with them and 'eradicating hate from social media' e.g. internet censorship

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>I can't ejaculate and when I do try to masturbate I only get semi-erect

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TUNE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Om-8wPoBTnU

>>75078417
No, been to West Yorkshire a few times and near though

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>>75078445

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>tfw live in one of the most solidly labour areas of yorkshire but hate labour
>literally everybody hates jeremy corbyn and is loathe to vote for him
>even my nan who has voted labour at every election since 1951 is not going to vote this time

>>75078396
>been to 15 countries

wow very impressive x

>>75078492
GREAT taste

>>75078345
>tactics from the founder of the kkk are still studied in the american army today

NBF is a fucking god of strategy. Literally a modern Alexander. Also just to be clear the first KKK was very different from the jokers in bedsheets who came later.

Should I go to my little cousin's birthday party or say fuck it and stay home and lay in bed

Not in the mood for 4 hours of screaming and crying runts

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everytime i see your picture, myra
i have to phone my latest girlfriend and fire her
and find a prostitute that looks like you and hire her - OH
oh myra
oh woah oh

Is Dane lad about

imagine living in a ""democratic"" country where you can just up and refuse to vote one day
embarrassing

>>75078494
I can see you are a very well travelled gentlesir, carry on just make sure to visit huddersfield and castle hill one day

>>75078509
Ta, are kid.

>>75078488
do you have anything more than speculation to go on?

>>75078517
There could be free beer and pizza

>>75078384
how many awaydays have you done though?
been to 30± football grounds

>>75078531
alri

Random fact: I support Cornish nationalism

>>75078492
/manc choons/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M0xdLO_bmo

>>75078517
how little?

>>75078517
Can't you just stay for 30 minutes nonce

>stay skinny by eating mostly fruit and mackerel during the week

>>75078515
was intended for: >>75078400

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anyone going out tonight

ramadan keeps me thin 2bh

And you can swap jumpers and make another move
Instilled in your brain you've got something to prove
To all the smirking faces and the boys in black
Why can't they be pleasant?
Why can't they have a laugh?

>>75078560
She's turning 3

>>75078612
sheed

>>75078548
Do you have anything that shows Labour opposing May's internet censorship? There actually are numerous examples of Labour womyn talking about internet/social media censorship

>>75077909
Is this movie any good? I'm interested in ww1.

>>75078517
kids are only kids for a short time, i'd go if i was you lad.

>>75078451
>So are you still attracted to females?
No, I just admire them

>Any attraction to males?
Not physically but I would like a bf and I want to be fucked

>>75078491
I'm not really complaining

I used to masturbate every day, couldn't get out of bed without doing it

>>75078555
I've been to PetCo Park (San Diego), Angel's Stadium (Anaheim), Mariner's Stadium (Seattle), uhh that's it I think

>>75078559
yeah m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoPeS-8tgWo

>>75078623
kidulthood

>>75078618
literal toddlers everywhere, I'd just stay at home 2bh

>>75078593
Nah, did last night tho

>>75078621
>Do you have anything that shows Labour opposing May's internet censorship?
probably not
but that didn't answer my question did it?

>>75078394
Quite like him desu

>>75078515
>Also just to be clear the first KKK was very different from the jokers in bedsheets who came later
not really kek, given that they were literally created as a prank thing cos blacks were more superstitious and would be more scared of ghosts (hence the weird joke names like grand cyclops etc)
There was a unit that he commanded which was in many ways a predecessor to the KKK though which you might be thinking of, can't remember the name

>>75078651
fairs how was it

watching The Heat with the 'f, it's dire

>>75078656
same

Got four (You)s

>>>/pol/126346719

If anyone can beat this number of (You)s in the same general I'll down my drink

>>75078694
Vocaroo lad?

>>75078557
good lad
CAN'T HOLD BACK THE WHITE AND BLACK
independence e S O O N https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cmtqn8wANLY

>>75078641
sound one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wf73xqZvk6k

>>75078638
I've been to more preseason friendlies at the Bescott stadium than football games you've ever been
git gud

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how do we do it lads

>>75078556
You're a man of reasonable Urban planning knowledge. Thinking of moving to an EU city that:
a) makes it possible to live in a central location with good transit/putting pedestrian first

b) doesn't have shit prospects for tech

c) might make it easier to learn the local language with decent English speaking pop

>>75078717
do what

>>75078500
hope your nan doesn't rely on social care or the nhs

A=1000(b-10)+150000

explain why the vertical A intercept of the graph A is not 150000

>>75078636
So you're gay now

>>75078702
na

oi man lyk dave

Britain has the best unis in Europe and the world unironically. Yet, your leading politicians are below average tier. Seriously, lads. Your country used to be the biggest empire in history just a few decades ago, and other than a drunken old fart and a sexless librarian you haven't managed to have a leader of a good caliper to match your international status which admittedly after Brexit is going towards shit.

what's so outrageous about wanting muslims thrown out of the country?

>>75078738
it would be if you were plotting A against (b-10) which would be a bit retarded

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>>75078434
are reb x

fillmore jive is the greatest song of the 90s

>>75078711
I saw USAMNT play Sweden's C team once
And an Arsenal preseason game

Shy Corbynites

>>75078694
easy
>>>/pol/126348311

>>75078738
is it unless you open the brackets?

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>>75078738
*intercepts the federal cavalry*

heh nice try egghead

>>75078707
quality post
i forgot about that tune

>>75078720
berlin has a big tech scene and you can live centrally for about €500/month for a room

enough programmer positions open that you can probably easily find work as well

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5th wank of the day is on the cards

>>75078743
No
I'm a trans female who likes men

>>75078655
The second sentence in my post did though

>>75078799
I seen England vs Netherlands and vs Portugal at Villa Park

>>75078761
urm what is tony blair sweaty :) x

>>75078738
y=mx+c where c is the intercept right? Unless it's a trick question and it's horizontal interception

>>75078833
*uppercuts her taint with all my might and watches as she winces with pain on the ground*

heh

>>75078797

looks like a bloke

>>75078833
had 5 today during a coke sesh

>>75078761
Politics in this country has changed irrevocably over the past 20 years.

Complete shift from ministers with passions for policies looking for a means of exercising power on those issues to ministers simply seeking power for power's sake. Most politicians now have studied and worked politics all their lives and so have very little opinion one way or the other when it comes to policy other than what is favourable with the electorate.

>>75078821
>actively recommending anyone move to (((Berlin)))

One of these days Danelad I swear to God, one of these days.

>>75078833
could rip her leg clean off and cave her skull in with it

>>75078833
imagine putting your willy in a slag like this
i can barely even imagine how good it feels lads

>>75078623
Quite like it 2bh
It's reasonably accurate as far as setting and the characters go although it's not one of those "based on a true story" films. Story is good though
Watched it again a couple weeks ago and had a little giggle when they had some drunk Irish bloke start screeching about muh evil british overlords when his son (Gibson's character) wanted to join the army

>>75078761
i know what you mean. I think a lot of brits have given up on britain

>>75078882
>good
le hotdog down hallway

>>75078844
can you evidence that?

>>75078807
Nice. Let's let it play out

>>75078849
I did a stadium tour of the Emerates and sat in Wenger's chair

>>75078877
best place for what he's after anyway

some german cities have nicer urban environments but not a very big tech industry

>>75078859
you'd want to set x to 0 to find the y intercept

i wish i was virgin

would give me something to strive for

>>75078717
Am literally better looking than 95% of them but still a virgin

>>75078694
having a go
>>>/pol/126348746

>>75078797
made the original of that wenger pic back in 2013

>>75078901
when i eventually shag a girl that will not be a problem, my todger is very large. unfortunately the 'tism has prevented me from making use of it.

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>>75078761
don't care

>>75078780
1000 is the gradient if that helps.
>>75078812
as above, 1000 is the intercept so i'm fairly sure it shouldn't be considered in the intercept?
>>75078859
b >= 15 for extra info. it's only 2 marks but i'm completely stumped

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>>75078882

hmmm might try and imagine that feeling when i touch my willy

>>75078954
Oh fuck this is good bait

>>75078930
Did a tour of the Amsterdam Arena (Ajax) and smoked a spliff on the pitch

>>75078951
>>75078942
>>75078959
FONT

>>75078967
don't need help mate kek
just expand the brackets

>>75078930
i know who you are

>>75078942

i'm an old virgin and i only strive for a painless death

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>>75078942
no you don''t

>>75078937
so the intercept isn't 150,000 because the equation sets x as a minimum of 1 and not 0?
>>75078967

>>75078961
going there next weekend for a swim, the wall is a meme by now.

>>75078988
Can't beat that desu
Did you roll it in (my) machine?

would probably quite like a catholic theocracy but im not catholic
just seems like aesthetics as a whole would really benefit

>>75078942
>i wish i was virgin

The only possible way you could think this was if you lost your virginity at like 14 and never had to live as an adult virgin

It was hell

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>>75078717
>Robert Pattinson
>Jon Snow
>Dubs Man
>Andrew Garfield

reading some of alfred north whiteheads work

>>75079030
You would get Ascension Day off at least. 5 day weekend

>>75079043
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>>75079043
don't quite believe you mate

>Saturday night
>9.30pm
>reading

SCREECHING

>>75079043
v. sceptical of this post

>>75079043
>was

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bought a box of salty granola bars

Love Dark Fruits

simple as

>>75079074
fucking namewanker loves his fucking name

plan for tonight: wank furiously to brittney white

>>75079091
I shagged a fatty

Sue me

>>75078990
s=1000b-10000+150000
what now?

Am i right in assuming that because X is -10,000, Y is 150,000 and the gradient is 1000 that the y intercept is not infact 150,000 and would be whatever b is?

WAY past the point of no return on the virginity/relationship front. Any prospective gf would need to be a saint to deal with a trainwreck of a person like me.

>>75079146
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>>75079122
You want a fight, pal?

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>>75079030
>you will NEVER live in a christian theocracy in the sky

>>75079021
https://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=y+intercept+of+y%3D1000(x-10)%2B150000

From the sky the city takes on a different form; the lights of the cars become electric circulation pumping through concrete arteries. The inhabitants of each car have their own motivations for their movement, but ultimately their actions feed the grid. Their hopes and dreams are but a magnet pulling them around the asphalt patterns, buying objects and selling their time. We are all technological blood cells to a giant living electronic organism that will one day give birth to our robot overlords.

when namenonces post it should post their IP too, so i can backtrace them and give them a good heeming

plan for tonight: secede from the Union

>>75078821
Berlin was good, was torn between Copenhagen, berlin, or Amsterdam. Like nature entwined with city life where the pedestrian comes first. I thought Switzerland was good for that

>>75079138

good lad

In actual sex does it take longer to cum than wanking? If I watched porn and tickled me pickle non stop I'm done in under two minutes. Bit worried about cumming to quick irl

>>75079168
Shan't be clicking this link

>>75079146
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>>75079147
A = 1000b - 10000 + 150000
A = 1000b + 140000

intercept 140000

>>75079176
Post yours if you're so brave, and I'll find you

>>75079160
*stabs you in the eye with my granite-consistency dick*
Nothing personality, Kidd

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>>75079177
Calexit when

>>75079155
I "know that feel" ahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahah

>>75079194
wouldn't know la

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What colour are my eyes lads?

Still haven't spent my £25 Amazon voucher

>>75079228
Piss yellow

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>>75078967

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0T4jssO9t-0
funny watching both squirm

>>75079215
Soon hopefully. Democrats eternally btfo

my name is kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiddddddddddd
kid rock (rock rock)

>>75079228
Why isn't the iris a circle?

What are you?

>>75079228
Brown you need to go back hun x

>>75079207
not how it works pet

sick of your attitude, getting the lads
expect a visit soon

>>75079172

initially thought this was a passage from Crash by JG Ballard

>>75079191
copenhagen is very hard for finding a place to live and you'll never learn the local language because people will always speak english to you

don't know much about amsterdam yet

>>>/qa/1337617
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NEW

>>75079194

Takes me 15-20 minutes to cum from porn
Never had sex though

business idea: make a dedicated /brit/ board on 4chan

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>>75079311
kill yourself

william "willy" wanker

>>75079204
cheers m8

Is /vip/ still a thing?

>>75079194
i would say it takes longer. ive never come quickly. i just find it weird. i become really too hyper aware of the situation and 'im like im actually sticking my dick in a girls vagina, why am i doing this?' fantasy alwasy trumps the reality. sex is just weird when you actually do it desu i m o

>>75079329
but why bother, 4chan is rightful /brit/ clay anyway

>>75079360
wouldn't you like to know

>>75079383
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
art

>Group of lads actually turn up to /brit/ meetup
>Everyone having awkward small talk and wondering what a musky arsehole smells like
>Suddenly a pakistani man wearing lipstick and cum-stained tracksuit bottoms enters
>'H-Hey Poleaboo haha, glad you figured out the no pakis allowed thing was a joke..'
>The 'woman' looks past him, only interested in the mirror showcasing his permanent beard shadow. Monica has given up on this life.
>'This is my curse..this is my jihad'
>'Ami-'
>The '/brit/ bombing' terrorist attack goes down in history as the boiling point for racial tensions in Britain.

>>75079383
almost as big as mine haha

>>75079370
forgot to specify: none of the /brit/ generals would go away, the board would just be an additional place to go and a sign of dominance

>>75079383
me in the class case

>>75079409
not a single character

>>75079409
didn't like this post

>>75079409
fantastic, truly amazing APART FROM
>cum-stained
poley is physically unable to cummies

>>75079365
>>75079416
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>>75079250
what site is this? mine didn't like the equation no matter which format i gave it

>>75079472
the stain's been there since before he chemically castrated himself

>>75079242
Send it my way 'bena, you certainly won't put it to good use.

what does the FONT gimmick mean?

>>75079531
>>75079531
>>75079531
>>75079531
>>75079531

>tfw no wife to keep my anorak hobbies from

suffering lads

>>75079529

>>75078888 (nice quads)

Thanks anon, I'll watch it.

>>75079365
t. mark corrigan