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Annie

35 hours until work

i'm a wagie but even i don't work sundays

shall not insult the lord by slaving on his day

My fucking credit score went down AGAIN even though my debt and credit went up

jezza turned up and did a speech at a libertines gig the absolute mad man

>>75075244
What are you at?

monica would you fuck tim?

I found one of my sisters t-shirts in my bedroom, it was left on the radiator to dry and I guess she forgot about it

Naturally I put it on, it was just a plain black tight Primark top
Along with my slim jeans and long hair, I actually kinda passed or at least looked somewhat feminine
It sure didn't hurt that my tits were now visible

Ashamed to say I got an erection

Also got a letter from the counselling service, my chink doctor literally chased it up on the same day

>>75075261
Clear score rate you out of 700

I started at 498 and now I'm 431

Lads, surely someone will want to have sex with me right?

I quite like chubby/bbw girls. I was thinking about joining POF and trying to get together with some. I'm still a virgin at 23 but I think I could pull it off meeting someone. Trouble is I don't have any pictures of myself though, how can I take some without making it look like I've done them on purpose just for the site?

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Annie

>>75075283
Nope, he's gross on every level

Even race swapping him he couldn't go any lower in my eyes

did you know japanese school children have mandatory unicycle lessons at school and most japanese young people are proficient at it?

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the characterisation of material entities as vibratory epochal processes is more consistent with quantum mechanics then the notion of entities having simple location and indefinite temporal divisibility.

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Saturday wagie? Really?

unironically genuinely seriously for real cannot stand white people

Have never had a credit card and will never buy anything on credit
Shan't be playing into ((their)) game

>>75075338
I don't believe you

I'm also not going to google it, I'm comfortable in my disbelief

The Dark Fruits is peng

Still not sure yet if it's going to be too sweet to have more than a couple of cans of though

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need to eat caras arsehole

milking my nigger

>>75075373
enjoy never owning a house

sweet dreams are made of this
*does a poo*

>>75075401
Pics

>>75075364
Jokes on you, I'm working this weekend

>>75075373
But it's convenient paying for things later

>one in three brits is a landlord

>>75075182
but which one leads the more fulfilling life

monica would you fuck turtlemong?

there are grown men ITT who only deadlift 110kg

https://www.instagram.com/p/BUSibewhnbh/

>>75075419
>his parents weren't snapping up property for a few dollars in the 80s/90s
heh... feel sorry for you.... I really do...

why does tim make so many videos?

>>75075295
i'm pretty sure 431 is still alri', i'm at 430 which is still higher than 80% of folks in my post code.

no work on the shabbath

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>>75075459
Yes wagie, listen to him! I need a brand new yacht!

>>75075509
autism

STEP 1: Spout retarded crap about beardy guys and overlords.
STEP 2: Live in a time when people are retarded.
STEP 3: ?????
STEP 4: PROPHET!

>>75075469
never been to a gym in my life.

got a nice body though. mainly from swimming and other sporting pursuits.

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>>75075432

>>75075182
just finished uni
never had a job, no idea what to do tbqh. would happily neet it up forever but my parents won't let me probably

>>75075515
But it was higher before I started using credit cards and my credit limit was just 500 quid

I don't get it

>>75075182
sincerely hope your centrelink gets cut off

>>75075469
can only deadlift about 50kg without doing me wrist in

did absolutely nothing today

HATE actual racists.

>>75075545
Why didn't you get a job?

I stayed in the call centre for a year after graduating while I got my shit together

>>75075561
answer my question sweetie x
>>75075462

>>75075544
Where's your pint glass?

>>75075571
just got back from work

>>75075469
never done a deadlift in my life

>>75075571
same. did buy some broc for the soup im making tomorrow though.

What's worse:

>Extreme racists
>Extreme liberals

>>75075642
Liberals, at least racists are honest

>>75075599
haven't needed to get one yet and i hate the idea of working, plus my social skills are terrible and i can't drive

>>75075544
what strength is it?

will only drink fruit ciders if they are at the very least 5%

>>75075611
Up my arse

what's worse:

>extreme muslims
>extreme homos

>Aiming for a career in the prison service.• I have 10 piercings and 10 tattoos.• Owner of 8 cats.

shant

>>75075626
broccoli soup?

i had an oven pizza today

>>75075672
>haven't needed to get one yet

Except you did, because that would have prepared you for future work.

But if you aren't worried about money then at least learn to drive ASAP

who's more mentally deranged

>poleaboo
>tim

>>75075544
Watch it lad that's strong shit, feeling a bit wobbly just seeing this through the screen.

>>75075687
gays for palestine

>>75075561
how long have you had the cc for and is there an outstanding debt? Mine always drops when i take a new loan or go nuts on my mastercard but then jumps back higher once i pay it off. Even just owning a credit card should improve your credit score to a point

>>75075696
yeh creamy broc soup.

>>75075565
I wouldn't let your hopes get too high Labor is winning in 2019 and I'll be buying graphics cards with your taxes for the rest of our lives. You mustn't forget to pay me either, you know what happens to naughty little wagies when the government finds out

>>75075717
Tim has never committed a crime to the best of my knowledge.

>>75075683
Pics

>>75075678
Only 4%

Some mong in the last thread said they were strong so was disappointed to see it's only 4.

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>>75075565
Enjoying trying to relax today knowing it's right back to slavery tomorrow?

Keep an eye on that clock, wagie

>>75075699
>Except you did, because that would have prepared you for future work.
I meant in the strict financial sense.
>But if you aren't worried about money then at least learn to drive ASAP
I tried, but I couldn't do it.

>>75075717
poleaboo for sure

thinking you're the wrong gender is worse than thinking everyone's out to get you

>>75075717
one of those people have filmed their flatmates taking a piss

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Killing it with the defensive game in Hearts of Iron 3 lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s50DOVSemVQ

Did you know the Fast Food Rockers had a second single?

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to live his life just for one day

>>75075731
i'm moving to the US where there is no welfare

>>75075182
>tomorrow
dumb neet it's sunday tomorrow

>>75075786
Fuck off we're full

>>75075742
Tim fucks the white cat and was once arrested on suspicion of child molestation

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I'm trying to understand this reasonable force shit in terms of self-defense

if a guy comes into your house with fists, you can defend yourself with fists
if a guy comes into your house with a machete, you can defend yourself with your kitchen knife
if a guy comes into your house with a gun, you can defend yourself with your (legally owned, ie hunting) shotgun.

does this mean if he starts throwing homemade explosives at you, you can whip up a molotov and throw it at him?

what if you pick up his explosive device and throw back it him, causing him to technically kill himself?

>>75075777
I didn't even know they had a first single because I've never heard of them

>>75075779
Wew she's a peng ting as the lads say

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>ah yes, if I tick these few boxes and move this scale a fraction, I will start winning
>this is EXACTLY how actual wars are fought

3 days at the call centre starting in 7 hours lads

>>75075806
if you feel your life's in danger you can do literally anything

>>75075802
Doubt either of those are true

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>>75075790
Ragie wagie mad at NEETs
While I nap in fresh clean sheets

>>75075823
You may think that, but you actually have https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pgPq4FGWfk

>>75075777

Yes I remember this

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had the last week off
>will be back at my desk in 36 hours

>>75075731
>Labor
foy

>>75075833
*calls you up*

haha alri la'

>>75075777
> The band claim to have met at a fast-food convention in Folkestone

lel

>>75075837
Not in United Cuckland. Sad!

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moved like 8 wheelbarrow fulls of stones today lads

backbreaking work

what can we do to spice up /brit/ on a Saturday night?

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Reckon I'll find a gf in the library?

>>75075779
>start dressing like a mong
>spend half of every single day pruning my eyebrows and facial hair
>spend the majority of the rest of each day working a Deano job and going to the gym
>use the remaining parts of each day making mundane conversation with a vapid girl because she's fit

No thanks

>>75075856
I know that song but pretty sure it predates whoever these people are, I remember it in primary 1 back in 1991

>>75075883
are you saying you can't use deadly force if you feel your life is in danger here

hate how smug NEETs are

would to bash every runtish NEETs skull in

>1 more comfy sleep then will spend all tomorrow dreading a 50 hour work week

it's actually not fair, i dindu nuffin to deserve this

>>75075509
why did we set sail across the vast seas not knowing where it led and being well aware it would lead to certain death to the majority of those who took the venture, but doing so anyway out of mere stubbornness

while our neanderthal cousins decided to stay comfy in their caves until their extinction

>guess which one we are

>>75075909
Not one who looks like that

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What do you guys think about modern American slavery?

Personally I support it. Those with strong bodies and feeble minds benefit from the corrective guidance of a master.

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Why haven't you taken the NEETpill?

>>75075908
Post willies

Just went for a walk and sat on a bench and a mother duck with 6 ducklings came and sat next to me

was very nice

>>75075935
Finally got a working laptop again and I can work from home from next week. Feels good man, conference calls while shitposting from bed

>>75075909
>tights covering up her feets

dropped

>>75075935
>3 day work week here

Fuck yeah Catholicism

>>75075947
>Prison Labor
don't care 2bh they may as well be some use to society

>used to hate Sundays because 'muh work tomorrow'
>started working weekends too (forced)
>now appreciate every single day I have off, regardless of whether work is the next day or not

You mongs don't realise how good you have it

>>75075961
who shits every morning? morning shits are the worst

>>75075947
Prison should be abolished.

>>75075914
Not unless you want a hefty sentence

>>75075979
>tfw shitpost on work laptop and terrified IT department keylogger is spying on me

could unironically be sent for prison for some of my posts

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>>75075927
no need to ragie... wagie

>>75076020
yea alright mate

>>75076019
this
free all the mandem

>>75075967
I sometimes sit by the canal and this massive swan comes and chills next to me

Genuinely don't even get turned on by extremely hot girls anymore. Get a much harder willy over cute average girls. Think I've just conditioned myself to low expectations

>>75076019
What will we do with criminals then?

>>75076019
calm down caroline lmfao

would HEEM every NEET ITT

>>75076077
kill them

>all law and order ceases tomorrow
>the human race enters survival of the fittest in its rawest sense like in the animal kingdom

How long do you last?

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>>75075182
Yee

anyone who uses the word "chill" unironically needs to be b& from this website forever. a sure sign you're either underage or a wog

>>75076115
reddit

>>75075927
Doesn't bother me as I know it's just a defence mechanism to justify their pathetic lives
work's a bit shit on a Monday morning but it's worth it for the travelling and girls I can get with the money

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Enjoying your weekend, wagies?
Putting all that free time to good use?
Maybe doing something different this weekend?
Going to see a show, perchance?
Hanging out with you friends, perchance?
Making every moment count?

>>75076136
think you need to take a chill pill

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coventry
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>>75076136
bro chill lol it's only a word

>>75076136
Chill your beans

>>75076107
about tree fiddy

>>75076136
chill brah

going to put some choons on at get pissed

>>75076115
Every fucking day I see that goddamn playlist

a vote for jeremy corbyn is a vote for timothy james byrne to stay on the streets

>>75076166
heard they were bombed in the war

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKSRyLdjsPA

was an absolute banger this was

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>>75076232
totally destroyed it was

POST CHOONS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzy2dgEUOhY

>>75076179
I AINT GIVING YOU NO TREE FIDDY YOUGOD DAMN LOCH NESS MONSTER GET YOUR OWN GOD DAMN MONEY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kresz_5JvbA

moist

>>75076087
who's caroline

>>75075182
>tfw FairWork cut penalty rates
>will soon be waging on sundays for just 50% more than normal pay
ah yes

>>75076210
Pics

So now I can't go to ONE board without you faggots shitting it up?
>>>/qa/1337617
This is advanced autism

>>75076258
ah yes college

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ragie wagie

>>75075182
Victoria Day long weekend wank brain.

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Why do workers that make anything under 150k think they have a good life? You can polish a log of shit, but it's still a log of shit.

I have no idea how anyone could literally work slave labor to make anything less then 150k, at that point what's the point? You're meant to live life, and your sacrificing your life for a few extra bucks.

Lmfao, I really don't get it... Anyone care to explain?

>>75076322
qa is shit anyway

>two end of year uni deadlines on Wednesday
>book 3 days off work next week to make sure it's sorted
>Saturday night and i've almost finished both assignments


Probably going to end up checking my work emails from home by tomorrow, fuck sake.

>>75076069
My YouTubefu

https://youtu.be/3CJQph5gLeE

Over the past 4 months or so I've had an overwhelming urge to get into motorbikes. Don't know why, it just started one day and now the appeal is just getting stronger.

Wouldn't really care if I came off one day and split my head into a few pieces but I don't think I have the confidence to do the tests because I'm quite a nervous person.

oh carolina prowl off jump and prance

winding up /pol/ again lads, good fun

>>75076258
https://youtu.be/_SlKbVn-vD0

>>75075731
> I'll be buying graphics cards

living the high life i see

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wagie wagie give me your answer do

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never even kissed a girl

Glad penalty rates were cut. Why should minimum wage RUNTS be given a bonus when i'm not? Fuck off.

>>75076352
you want to consume as much as possible.
firms want to buy your labour and give you a wage in return for it.
you can then buy more goods and services.

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really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really miss the (ex) gf lads

>>75076403
not white

>>75076322
Colonisation is all we know

>>75076395
In what WAY POSSIBLE does this correlate with the song I posted?

>>75076422
why is she an ex

Why do workers that make anything under 500k think they have a good life? You can polish a log of shit, but it's still a log of shit.

I have no idea how anyone could literally work slave labor to make anything less then 500k, at that point what's the point? You're meant to live life, and your sacrificing your life for a few extra bucks.

Lmfao, I really don't get it... Anyone care to explain?

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>>75076146

This one's far gone. Exactly how Nosenberg wants it.

Why do workers that make anything under £1M think they have a good life? You can polish a log of shit, but it's still a log of shit.

I have no idea how anyone could literally work slave labor to make anything less then £1M, at that point what's the point? You're meant to live life, and your sacrificing your life for a few extra bucks.

Lmfao, I really don't get it... Anyone care to explain?

>>75076416
I collect easy money from social security. I'll happily live off my government benefits. I don't have to work a day in my life, enjoy slave labor.

Anyone serious care to explain why workers like wasting their life for money?

>>75076422
Ah yes, me three years ago.

Time and lifting will help you out of this mess.

>>75076449
anyone got that image of the /brit/ octopus spreading its tentacles out to grab hold of the various boards

>>75076495
I just explained it to you
and you get money from the government because of taxes from people working

>>75076452
you said choon and it's a CHOON

>>75076403
I love her so much

>>75076495
I don't get it either. I wouldn't work for anything less than 110k. Up until that point, being a NEET is way better

are secondary school reunions a thing in this country?

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>>75076516
>you get money from the government because of taxes from people working
Truly, does there exist a being more cucked than the wagie?

Very seriously contemplating going out alone tonight

Haven't done it for about a year

>>75076572
Can I come?

So what are you lads doing to celebrate good 'ol Queen Vickie's Birthday?

>>75076559
Seriously fucking hope not

Why do all neets assume all wagies hate their jobs

I earn 93k and love my job

>>75076563
hmmmm I tried going along with your bullshit but now you're spouting buzzwords so get absolutely fucked bruce go to sleep

>>75076583
We've been through this.

Yes you can.

>>75076600
as do I

>>75076588
Kopparberg. Neat

>>75076588
drinking
what about you

Can't stand people with Scottish or Welsh accents. Absolutely vulgar

>>75076258
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHcqDeYlXfU

>>75076559
Don't fucking care.

Hate the lot of them, not fucking interested. Nah, fuck off.

>>75076617
Well that was last night and we didn't go out

>>75076633
Also drinking.

Maybe some videogames.

Might have a wank.

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>This is what the HMS Victory looks like now
JUST

>>75076606
easier to assume they've got it better if they believe that
and it's also a common belief tbf

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Pooreshitdent of the Poonited Sharts of Arsemerica, Toilet Bog Fart

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doing a hmmmmm

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>>75076662
Come on then chap

>>75076670
sad!

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>>75076606
You like your job? Cool, wagie. I like my life. I just got done finishing up Shingeki no Kyojin! Might re-watch Cowboy Bebop again, or some other anime. Have you enjoyed your weekend free from slavery? What animes did you watch while not on the clock for pennies on the hour?

Anyway... Better make the most of your long weekend before you're back to work! Make sure you leave your boss a treat, maybe you'll get a bump in your pay dirt, ey?

>>75076670
What's wrong with it?
If you mean the colour scheme it was painted that way fairly recently to more closely match its historical colours

>>75076670
whats wrong with it

>>75076679
truly the worst gimmick ever

>>75076611
That's it wagie! Scream! Shout! Let the world know your anger and your pain, don't hold it in any longer - just don't forget to send off your taxes, I've been eyeing up one of those new curved TVs for the loungeroom

>>75076692
>I'm going to didgeridoo you in the arse
top bants

>>75076692
this is a great example of people looking to be offended 2bh

>>75075961
Bokowski..
didn't he make those self preservation chambers in the Fallout series?

whats the best area of australia to live in

>>75076763
Nice.

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>>75076717
>I just got done finishing up Shingeki no Kyojin!
Improve your taste since you have this much free time

the Americans elected a man called TRUMP to be president

literally a laughing stock in every primary school across the country

howling

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The taxman just sent me a cheque for 850 dollarydoos what do I spend it on?

Often think boobs look a lot better in a bra or clothing than when naked

Thoughts?

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>>75076699
Wait I gotta grab my fedora to make the ladies wet

Gentiles hate Jews for the same reason blacks hate whites: they're too stupid to compete on the same level with them so they must resort to chimping out to level the playing field.

In conclusion, support Israel.

>>75075605
No

I don't have high standards but I have some

>>75076835
a didgeridoo

>>75076717
Being a neet sounds great until you actually do it for an extended period of time

I'll take wageslavery thanks, being a neet was shit

>>75076835
low cost index funds

If your coworkers keep asking you questions about your life how do you politely tell them to fuck off and not seem like you're hiding anything?

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>>75076726
>>75076729
Look again

>>75075727
I got 2 new cards in the last 3 months

Outstanding debt is like £500

I use credit cards for everything

>>75076890
Give them boring answers.

They'll soon stop.

>>75076796
Perth

>>75076717
Ah yes another day staying at home because you have no money to do anything or go anywhere, getting fat and misshapen because you can afford to eat right. Enjoy your day NEETie weetie.

>>75076908
Unironically don't understand

I remember when I played as the Croatian football team in our school's football tournament

>>75076890
>Pull hammer out of desk draw
>Smash nearest computer
>Shout 'REEEEEEEEEE FUCK OFF NORMAL FAGS'
>Crab dance until escorted out of building
Job done.

>>75075462
yeah would shag his arse red raw

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>>75076796
hmm.. i wonder..

>>75076890
Guy at work tried talking to me about vidya and I fucked it up

>>75076939
>can't afford to eat right
Eating healthy is by far the cheapest option

>new gf has a thing for anime
>really really into it
>keeps on going on about
all I know about it is based off 4chan memes what do

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on gin and tonic number 2

>>75076978
how bad is the internet

poo

wank

>>75076949
The masts and rigging were removed due to a restoration process which will take more than a decade.

mmm

noodle soup

Having lived both the NEET and the wagie life I can convincingly say that neither are better. I'm just a fundamentally unhappy person.

>>75076994
Literally untrue.

Compare a weekly shop at Iceland with buying fresh, healthy food regularly.

>>75077054
>>75077053
sorry did you see a sign somewhere that says fucking krauts welcome? thought not. fuck off

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i love women lads i can't help it

>>75076890
Starting lying about my weekends because the lad at works asks without fail every Monday, got bored of saying I stayed in so just make it up on the spot now aha

>>75077054
Atleast the wagie life can pay for booze, video games and other such escapism methods from the ever-turning conveyer belt of life

I don't want British people in my country, neither from any other foreign country.

Foreigners = Bad people

>>75077051
Good?
It's the oldest active ship in the world, wouldn't be that if it wasn't properly maintained

genuinely see the only outcome of my life as killing myself or becoming a serial killer

>>75077085
Yeah it was in the last thread. Did you miss it?

>>75077085
am not a kraut now fuck off new guy

https://twitter.com/chunkymark/status/866008051899408384

love saffiyah lads

>>75076984
can you post the pooping one pls thats funnier

>>75077033
Fake it until you make it.

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>the ever-turning conveyer belt of life

>>75077105
notified the authorities
youre done sunshine

>>75077090
>>75077090
>>75077090
this is reece's slag isnt it

>>75076796
Perth - SimCity, has no real backbone to it.
Adelaide - laid back, chilled out place
Melbourne - ok, bit like Australias Manchester
Sydney - good city, lovely location for a city
but sprawling
Brisbane - ok tier, has nlots of nice little places nearvy though
Cairns - dusty.
Darwin and PA - Crocs n bogans
Alice - Abos live in the river bed

>>75077040
hey zach

how do you pronounce waifu?

>>75077111
if she cleaned up just a tiny bit she'd be perfect

>>75077081
Fresh fruit is extortionate at supermarkets but very affordable at local markets, especially farmers markets

>>75077140

erm, misogynist much? 0_o

>>75076888
Meh my only problems with being a neet were
>dodging job centre putting me on workfare
>worrying about my long-term prospects

as a wagey i'm much more miserable.

>>75077102
you're a bad person?

>>75077179
wee-foo

POST MORE CHOONS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTEHNRGqcxA

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Awake for 24 hours

wonder if any girl has ever thought romantically or sexually about me

>>75077206

No. I was caterpillar when I was a kid.

>>75077095
yeah but you don't have time to enjoy them.

everything comes with an opportunity cost as a wagey.

tried the "fake it until you make it" thing for a while but it just turned my life into a web of lies with the only escape being a quick drop and a sudden stop
turns out all you need to do is slowly let your autism seep back in and everyone will abandon you over time haha

realising I'm a terrible human hence the complete lack of any pics of me either on social media or amongst my immediate family

>only pic of me at me at my parents' is some pic of me in the garden when I was a skinny little 15yo

>still skinny af, but much balder

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Hmmmmm

>>75077228
seems unlikely

>>75077170
>Melbourne - ok, bit like Australias Manchester

>>75077243
by the end of the weekend i'm bored of them all anyway. would give up games, alcoholism and 4chan for a decent self-esteem anyday of the week.

>>75076796
alice springs

https://www.okcupid.com/profile/1969mum?cf=regular,matchsearch

Would you fuck her?

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>>75076796
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>>75077255
this. I'm not totally socially inept-the mannerisms and tools are all there. It's more that there's no way I could maintain the facade for so long. Kind of like the american psycho monologue except there is a real me, he's just a horrible lazy cunt

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>>75077170
>Melbourne - ok

>>75077235
>caterpillar

*altar boy

>>75076978
Always amazes me how remote Perth and the surrounding suburbs are, might as well be a whole separate island or country

>>75077040
Pics

>want to cook but house mates are in the kitchen just talking at the kitchen table
>been holed up in my room all day and ashamed to face them

HATE housesharing lads, its like prison for non-normies.

>>75077342
>>75077235
I'm both perplexed and intrigued by these posts

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>>75077294
>Looking for single Men, located anywhere, ages 19‑29, for Short-term dating, Casual sex, and New friends.

gonna give the rolling machine a run tonight

>>75077170
No city with 200-250 years of """""history""""" has any real backbone to it anyway

>>75077358
just get confident, stupid

>Indian woman cuts off genitals of rapist Hindu holy man

how you deal with toxic masculinity ;) x

>>75077397
>just b. urself :)

>>75077399
>holy man

haha because he has a hole where his penis used to be

>>75077358
just drink, stupid

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what's brit drinking tonight

>>75077318
>>75077255
I found myself fucking so anxious all the time around the normies. Even though they had accepted me as one of their own. I don't understand why, I just didn't belong.

>>75077352
its closer to jakarta, indonesia than sydney iirc
suppose to be the most remote city in the world

>>75077397
Its not a confidence issue

its a >'we haven't see you leave your room even once today' comment issue

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>tfw self employed masterrace

>>75077358
that's simple just get yourself a pay rise or a better paying job

t. mummy may

>>75077416
nice one haha

>>75077262
mental illness

>>75077382
hope it serves you well pal

>>75077358
hated this at uni aha used buy dried milk just so I could get plenty of calories from the safety of my room

>>75077352
takes 5 days to drive to Alice Springs, the road is shit and you cant go more than 40mph or the road will bump you senseless. there is a mining town with prostitute shacks, a weather station, an abo community and a guy by the side of the road on the border who will search your vehicle for fruit, he lives in a camper van. you get to Alice Springs after 5 days, look around and realise thank fuck its only 2 more days to Adelaide.

>>75077432
what makes you think they even give a shit? arrogant wanker.

>>75077430
FONT

>>75077472
im eating a packet of crisps but there is chicken that i have to cook now lest it goes unfresh.

>>75077342
hello caterpillar

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>>75077425

>>75077472
>dried milk
grim

>>75077463
thanks, gotta go pick up fresh supplies first

>>75077496
they're normies
they comment on deviations from normality

>>75077472
would you just spoon it into your mouth?

>>75077432
it's quite acceptable nowadays to be on your computer all day, just say you got drawn into a new series on Netflix, normies eat that up

well its one more boring thursday night in adelaide
and it looks like everybody must have died
theres no one on the streets and nothing on tv

>>75077472
disgusting animal

>>75077463
Why didn't you give it to me?

>Playing card games
>About to lose
>Topdeck the exact card you needed to win

Nothing feels quite as good.

>>75077544
doubt it. not everything is about you, dickhead.

>>75077570
>>75077570
>>75077570

>>75077496
not him but ive had this comment made several times
fucking awkward as shit fuck off why are you keeping track of when I leave my room

>>75077555
how am i going to explain cooking a massive dinner at 9 oclock to them

>>75077567
Ah yes, snap