Lamboland edition
>yanks
>>75073469
>>75073704
Quite rude
thinking of buying this pillow
also why has /cum/ been dead for a week
>>75073857
Get an anime pillow not western trash
lol
>>75073891
Sad
>>75073857
Get a blood elf pillow not alliance trash
>>75073891
ah yes, the religion of peace
>>75073870
look at this
>>75073921
>belf shitter
someone buy me enter the gungeon
think i had seizures last night
grim
in my dream last night my dead dog came back to life and i was happy but then i was sad when i woke up
I'm gonna post pornography and then quickly delete it.
>>75074024
go to the dr's bud
>>75073982
PENGUINS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE CUTE
>>75074040
>your dog is reaching out to you from the afterlife trying to let you know everythign will be ok
touching
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6U9JoDGLJXw
how is this shit so good, amerivga explain
>>75074064
that requires going outside which im not up for
at least i started eating again today, should probably start taking my meds again while im at it
>>75074107
>all the libs were hoping it was a white guy
I mean I wasn't "hoping" it was a muslim, just knowing the odds.
And the fuck is a "white hispanic"
I think this is great. And the full name (and underwear choice) doesn't necessarily mean the character is a woman.
More fluid characters are a good idea!
>>75074218
agree
>>75074243
Who's the gf
>Conditional jump depends on uninitialized values
>>75074218
>I'm genderfluid
nibba u gonna put it in or what
>>75074291
what ya programmin bud
Are there two sexes? How does that explain the various types of intersexuality? By definition, the fact that there are people born with reproductive anatomy or have hormonal makeup that is neither 100% "female" nor "male" disproves the idea that there are only two settings people can be born in. Even aside from that, sex is physical true, but gender (i.e. the expression aspect of things) is purely social. Gender norms as we know them are purely an invention of society that's not based on our biology, so there's nothing saying we have to subscribe to a certain set of characteristics or expressions purely because of our physical makeup.
>>75074310
Is she in taiwan
>>75074193
>And the fuck is a "white hispanic"
I like kissing my gfs body when she's slightly sweaty. Why do I like the taste of a dab of sweat on girls what the H*CK
>>75074366
How long have you known her
>>75074313
parallel MST algos
I just realized the problem is that I never initialized all the values in some structs even though they're not being used yet
>>75074366
ahh the old "baby i luv u take me out of poverty pls"
>>75074394
But it's girl sweat
>251 seeders
>download speed is still being throttled
made cummies
>>75074448
nobody said you weren't the poor one lmao
>22,219 allocs, 22,219 frees, 3,598,840 bytes allocated
>ERROR SUMMARY: 0 errors from 0 contexts (suppressed: 0 from 0)
>-Wpedantic
Not to alarm you, but I probably want you to quit your job, or at least take a demotion. Statistically speaking, you are probably taking up room that should go to someone else. If you are a white cis man (meaning you identify as male and you were assigned male at birth) you almost certainly should resign from your position of power. That’s right, please quit. Too difficult? Well, as a first step, at least get off your hiring committee, your curriculum committee, and make sure you’re replaced by a woman of color or trans person. Don’t have any in your department? HOW SHOCKING.
When you hire a non-marginalized person, you are not just supporting this one applicant whom you like, you are rewarding a person who has been rewarded his whole life. You are justifying the system that makes his application look so good. You are not innocent.
tl;dr
Why do the British so desire to be lorded over by an Iron Lady such as Thatcher, Queen Elizabeth I or Theresa May? Is it due to the nation's strong attachment to their own authoritarian mummies, which causes them to reify this latent Oedipal streak in the world of electoral politics?
I'm gonna make some /cum/ OC
would anyone like to join me?
>>75074776
Sure
>>75074797
OK
I'm gonna start right away
>>>/gif/10565382
>>>/gif/10565392
Is she actually 53?
why cant it just be june already
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>>75074929
hallo
>>75074772
Theresa is a goddess.
>>75075016
*winks at u*
hey qt, what are you doing?
>>75074772
they just want Queen Victoria back
>>75074929
These 65 (You)s have been deducted from your (You) account. Don't get a credit balance.
t. someone who hopefully has a (You) debit balance
Independence was a mistake desu
>>75075089
just had a sandwich for lunch
wbu?
>Im a loyalist
this one looks neat
>tfw Mrs. May will never be your prime minister
>>75075168
>tfw no big strong mummy may to keep us safe
if i was transported back to 1776 with everything i know now i would fight for the crown without a second thought
>if i was transported back to 1776 with everything i know now i would fight for the crown without a second thought
I can get it look nicer if I implement a priority queue
>>75074929
Thanks
>>75075139
going to make some french fries yum then watch a movie or browse /cum/
>>75075206
"Patriots" were savages. All of the greatest Americans were loyalists.
i would also have done everything i could to stop the french revolution but i would still support irish republicanism
>>75075259
good choices
If I could go back in time I'd teach the army corps of engineers how to make mustard gas so we could annex Canada in 1812
>>75075353
if jefferson hadnt dissolved a large portion of the continental army, we probably couldve taken canada
its good we didn't take canada
we should never have expanded past the Appalachians anyway
>>75075217
>friend telling me about his Octoberfest trip to Germany
>big line up to get into the Biergarten because of the peaceful religion and non-violent refugees meant increased security
>only so many people in at a time
>friend is their with two other Canadians
>behind him is a group of Americans
>German lady at the front is rude when they ask about how much longer to get in
>then she notices one of them has a Canadian flag on their backpack
>"Wait you are Canadians not Americans?"
>friend tells her they aren't with the Americans it's just the three Canadians
>immediately lets them in
Germans are quite rude to Americans now, can't even imagine what they'd be like after Trump's election.
>>75075240
>uses UK spelling
>gets mad when programs autocorrect it
It's not complicated to change the language of a spell checking software.
>>75073377
Tai Lopez Lambo Edition
Kek
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2016/07/22/cara-delevingne-admits-to-getting-caught-having-sex-on-plane.html
>>75075206
>>75075206
What's going on here?
>>75075353
If you were teleported into the past right know would you know how to produce mustard gas?
>>75075633
I would hope so after two semesters of advanced organic chemistry
>>75075491
America is what germant wished it could be. Good explanation here
https://youtu.be/4ztOV2wrrkY?t=4m36s
>>75075621
She's got a shitty new movie coming out you dip, celebs always do this shit to get some attention before a movie release.
>>75075675
Didn't expect that you learned chemistry.
>>75074161
alberta-kun why are you so fucked up
Bebi
>>75075846
>please select your race
>Caucasian
>Middle Eastern
>South Asian
Into the bin it goes
>>75075941
i don't care about living but am too much of a faggot to take the final step. also alcohol.
>75075956
>>75076064
how can a baby use a computer
>get on public transportation because the car is out
>horrid smelly people all around
>get reprimanded for an open cup of coffee and have to pour it out
>german flag
>loves licking the shithole
Sad when Taiwan tries to pass as german this hard
>>75076212
bebi is smarter than the average baby
>>75076212
she's to intelligent for you
>>75076038
switch to weed is my advice
nothing more chill than a good desktop vape and some bud, bud
>>75076253
>>get reprimanded for an open cup of coffee and have to pour it out
Wut
>>75076204
Ew
>switch to weed is my advice
>nothing more chill than a good desktop vape and some bud, bud
*too
a gentleman's vape
safe, high quality and very attractive
tfw to intelligent to use too
>>75076293
would but too much of a beta to go find random drug dealers
maybe when weedman gets off his ass
>>75076318
It's one of the few rules
>keep feet on the floor
>yield to old people
>no smoking
>no loud music
>no open food or drink
they could easy also just say no offensive smells
>>75076444
I'd sniff it but i wouldnt eat it
what went wrong
>>75076477
shit, I completely forgot about these guys
**too
BING BING
>>75076463
there are many places here in TO that sell weed, I'm talking about shops where you need a member card but after that you can buy as much weed as you want
drug dealers are obsolete
Gentiles hate Jews for the same reason blacks hate whites: they're too stupid to compete on the same level with them so they must resort to chimping out to level the playing field.
>>75076473
>anyone enforcing rules on transit
Where is this magical place?
>>75076444
Maybe because German food tastes like shot you are already used to it
Who /thot/ here?
LOOOOOOL
Trump is doing a terrible job
>>75076589
dont believe those exist here afaik
>>75076589
medium sized college towns
got called a thot on the internet today
>>75076737
meant for >>75076654
Like weed, but we have too many addicts already
wasp flew in my window buds
help
>>75076737
>medium sized college town
>transit users still smell like shit
*filters germany*
*thread improves 200%*
>>75076851
I actually took an asian qts socks and fapped in them last year
I have no self control when it comes to asian feets
*hacks into your computer and unfilters germany*
>>75076932
If you hack into my computer the first thing you would do is call the fbi
>>75076881
they installed these buses that behave like trams because they have a lot few stops and have their own lanes. They're completely fucked.
Always completely packed around the campus stops and are only occupied by the homeless outside of campus
Reminder that the same econometrics models used to talk about global warming were the same ones used in the 2016 elections polls.
>>75077005
>be me riding the TTC
>some kind of commotion on the subway car
>Transit cop trying to take this guy off
>won't wake up
>finally forces him up
>as he comes close I get a good look at him
>extremely filthy, clothes caked in shit or dirt
>hair matted and yellow almost dreads
>then the smell hits
>Overpowering stench
>Subway car still smells 20 minutes later
>nobody dares sit in his seat
>big empty space around the stink zone
Why don't we send all the bums to the EU as refugees?
oh shit, i'm sorry
>Eugene
Autismo
>>75077279
why is this on the wikipedia page?
fucking ridiculous
>>75077349
Apparently there are a lot of anarchists in Eugene.
What is this?
debate this drumpftards
>>75077390
Even if that were true, they chose to iconize it with a photo of two dropouts in trenchcoats
>calgary-kun wn drop his big alcoholic load in your butt
cant pick this lock anymore, was doing it ezpz a couple days ago
@75077512
>tfw the red sox are not being good boys this year
revitalization, destruction of the cities in fire
>muh 5 aces
>>75077489
imagine someone in 1913 making a prediction of society in 2000 and expecting to be accurate in any way whatsoever
How's he holding up?
>>75077707
time did shit like that
needless to say you are correct
>3pm
>mail still hasn't come
rooooo
>>75077753
How about him?
>>75077796
BOPPED
O
P
P
E
D
i had a professor once who seriously believed everything the club of rome said
>>75077707
they made that in the 70s but yeah
>>75077826
Still my favourite moment on 4chan when he appeared on the news
>a real life janny
You couldn't make it up
I support global depopulation efforts
I don't support anything
what is the best ice cream
>>75078013
pistachio
>>75078013
strawberry or caramel praline
>summer
>open window
>fuckin blasted by noise
motor-powered gardening equipment should be banned from weekend use
i voted for an anime girl once
>>75078013
french vanilla
>>75077707
but muh 0.05> p values
>>75078097
>sprinkles
they're called jimmies you swine
>>75078168
no, sprinkles
>they're called jimmies you swine
>>75078013
pistachio or chocolate mint or however is called
have NEVER hears anyone call sprinkles jimmies
>>75077489
>births higher than model
>deaths lower than model
>population lower than model
????
Can you believe it i puked so much today that i was dehydrated and i just drank a serum and i feel with lots of energy.
weird shit.
>>75078202
sprinkles goes on cakes and pastries, jimmies are what goes on ice cream
heard*
>american tourists driving buggies downtown going slow as fuck like it was the beach
I bought some barefoot wine
>move out of state I grew up in
>still keep in contact with most of my friends back in old state
>really annoying kid adds me on everything
>tries to add me on discord
>none of my other friends talk to him anymore
>apparently he dated one of my other friends ex-gfs
>don't really want to accept his invite but I don't want to make things awkward if I see him again some time
what do?
Just ate ALL the strawberries in my fridge
>the ohiANO posts
>>75078541
fucking RUDE i am WHITE
>>75074055
Futa only
>>75078599
it was already posted and deleted
>CHI's
>white
what is the best ice cream?
this one *grabs crotch*
stop spreading your danish filth
>>75078686
IM WHITE
>Futa only
not you
*spreads my danish filth all over your face*
>>75078690
*screams*
nobody likes mexicans
I like mexicans desu
chis too
live long
and prosper
found the book I needed for free online
take that, stupid campus bookstore
>>75078823
s-screams of pleasure?
I'm indifferent about Mexicans.
I have developed a sense of who I can trust based on appearance which tends to be 70% accurate.
scraped the ol' hand a bit, buds
>>75078900
peace and long life
>>75078941
you want denmark to kiss it better? sure he'd be obliged
>>75078974
>he'd
>he
>>75078772
unironically got a boner form this post
>tfw no good mmo or coop games to play
I get so lonely playing oblivion after a while
>>75078278
>I drank a semen
Sinaloa I always knew you were a fag
>>75078993
>girls on 4chan
>>75079016
>>75079061
I cant get oblivion mods to work
>>75079081
just use a mod manager
>playing Oblivion
>being a plebeian
>>75079111
I did
NPC faces disappear and theyre just floating eyeballs
>>75079143
use LOOT to fix your load order
>>75079134
t. 1000 hours in skyrim
I'm honestly afraid of black people (except clack my ass)
>>75079181
>not playing Morrowind
>having this shit of taste
The fucking state of /cum/
>>75079213
>morrowind in 2017
lmao
>>75079213
>calls me a plebian
>plays /v/'s first elder scrolls
LMAO
Skyrim has thousands of mods that make modded Oblivion/Morrowing look like the complete shit it actually is
would you guys wanna play left 4 dead 2 with me
>>75079261
yet nothing fixes the core of the game
it's all the same shit
>>75079261
it has thousands of mods because its so shitty that you need 1000 just to make it stop being shit
>>75079232
>>75079255
Every Elder Scrolls after Morrowind was a mistake
>>75079285
not a big fan of wave games
>>75079071
hehe
>>75079358
post ur girly penis
>>75079285
can't believe people bought that dlc at a full vidya price
>>75079358
wont believe till proofs
STOP BEING LEWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>he didnt get L4D2 from humble bundle
lmao
OMG stop posting that fag with a vape pen and fedora. It's not fucking funny
>he doesn't have three friends to play L4D2 with
Sad!
>the finnish one that got away
>he has friends
Oh boy here they come, go ahead quote him
>>75079292
>yet nothing fixes the core of the game
whats wrong with the core?
I bet there's a mod that fixes it.
>>75079293
and thats the best part
it can be molded. improved to what you consider perfection.
>Oh boy here they come, go ahead quote him
If we would live within a 20 mile radius from each other, would you guys be willing to hang out? I know there's a poster here that lives less than 20 minutes away from here, but he refuses to hang out with me at 2am in a dark parking garage.
>>75079597
No many of you guys seem like you'd be absolutely cringey autists
>>75079597
ayo dawg where you at
>>75079597
I only hang out with normies
black girls are best girls desu
>>75079677
too scary
>>75079638
we could go eat authentic chinese food
>>75079666
san francisco
>>75079700
>San Francisco
I'm not driving across the entire country for some Chinese food desu
>>75079597
Ive met one /cum/dumpster, and Im like an hour away from another
>>75079745
how'd that go
theres nothing wrong with not wanting to meet homeless/crackheads on BART at 2 AM
>.png
>>75079794
They run trains at 2am?
>>75079780
he ditched me
>>75079494
>.jpg
>not transparent
ok goodbye
>>75079841
I had no other choice
have a bit of a headache pals
>>75079834
actually it stops at midnight, but thats the only way into the city without paying an UBER/lyft like $20 for a ride
>.gif
>>75079872
drink some water
*kills denmark permanently*
>>75080020
have drank like 2 liters today
*rises from the dead*
UUUUrggghh braaains
>>75079911
If you're ever on the east coast, NYC subway is 24/7 and a trip to ride in the dead of night
>Mexico is posting alot itt
wtf that's not normal
maybe if someone didnt want to go in the dead of night, I would meet up
based houthis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1yTb3vF35M&feature=youtu.be
>4pm
>dead of night
>>75080158
I didnt mean you, I meant the guy talking about a parking garage
me and denmark
there are precisely four posters from /cum/ i would be willing to meet up with given the opportunity
figured it out
this is a dead reddit general because faggy californians are the only ones left
>>75080062
pop a couple tylenol bud
Who these 4 posters might be?
says the guy posting plastic whores
>>75080261
yeah i'd meet u 2 sure bud let's have a beer 2gether
>>75080261
me
me
me
and
me
gonna get some poutine buds
>>75080261
w-would you meet me?
this general isn't reddit it's /r9k/ which is close
I'm responsible for at least 7 /bant/ threads at this moment.
My ancestors are smiling on me, /cum/. Can you say the same?
only thing that can fix california is napalm
>>75080521
>>75080431
>>75080425
i won't say who i'd meet because i dont want people to feel left out but of the three that replied two are a yes
i think u know who you are
>>75080604
>tfw tried to post in /bant/ but did it in the wrong board
can't say the same
nice try but i look nothing like that
STILL don't have any magic mushrooms
What a fucking meme life is
CORNJEWS REEEEEEEEEE
just
can i suuuuucc your toes tonight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1hcc1QvM2Q
wow californians are even dumber than the black states
>>75080927
me on the left
>>75080954
sad. california really has nothing going for it. not even gonna bother making fun of them anymore
>>75080954
Even floorduh is smarter than cali
>>75080954
you can thank Los Angeles for that
Who will be sleeping soon? (I'm not going to bed soon.)
>wow these south american countries are fucking shit
>I know let's let them come here in the millions and make the US just like them
thanks republicans and democrats, and thanks democrat run sanctuary cities
watching straw dogs
the fuck is wrong with these people this isn't a real relationship
answer this please >>75074264
Non-Krauts migrate here
>>75073808
>>75073808
>>75073808
Krauts migrate here
>>>/trash/
>>75081080
that's not a serious question
>300 posts
>>75073377
Everybody I'm trying to hang out with is ignoring me this summer you guys.
>>75081116
>not even 300, let alone 310
303
101 posts and this thread 404s xD
>two /cum/s
>neither are active
just gonna go take a nap now
>>75081537
Good nap
>>75081537
>>75081668
i have to go to work tomorrow
>>75081180
Iktf
>>75081811
Yaaaaawn.
That's a good wagie.
Work hard on my tugboat, maybe your- one second, my friends just messaged me to hang out with them- boss will mention how much he appreciates you improving his profits.
DIE THREAD DIE
DIE DIE DIE
>there are people who enjoy being NEET
Nah.
Still NEET though.
>>75082080
I someone's was a time millionaire and a money millionaire he would be happier than most people, NEET or not NEET, I believe.