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me (pictured) waving at you (not pictured)

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Annie

>>75072972
i know a lot of Toms

want to shag a tranny but I had a look on /lgbt/ to have a look at what the average one looks like and they're all horrific
might just hire an escort

why don't you fucking suck nightscape off if you love him so much

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sister just sent me this

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wish i could have the motivation that modafinil gives permanently. i almost feel normal

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Brian

>>75073017
lol one of my friends said she couldn't go due to mental health problems and they just made her do a presentation instead
ULTIMATE smugpepe

hate being awake
love sleeping
simple as

>>75073043

wish I could fuck my sister

Post your youtubefu lads

got detention for cabbaging a m8s pencil case in year 9
>>75073068
ffs should've done that
we had to do a presentation there and all

quite ironic that i'm interested in genealogy considered there is zero chance i'll have children aha

>>75073088
I'll fuck yours for you

hang on lads

i thought it was the leftist who wanted government to step in and control everything and police what you can and can't say online??????

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OI

hate breathing
love the 'cide
not depressed, just doing it soon as

*unleashes hell*

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Anglo-Japanese allience lads

hate the bankers
hate the bonuses
it's disgusting simple as

>>75073110
you fell for rorke propaganda

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reminder to vote labour and save /brit/ lads

don't let mummy put on the parental controls

>>75073109

how do I benefit from that

>>75073118
i didnt give my command mate

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m8 needs 65% this year for a 2:1 and he wrote the dissertation in 2 days

Like girls (female) and girls (male)
hate blokes
simple as

>>75073153
I'll tell you if she's worth shagging or not

early murrifags were massive cider drinkers until they let the germans in who converted them to lager

now when an american refers to 'cider' they think of some shitty non-alcoholic pulpy apple juice

/brit/ is a corbyn general now
I've seen the light and it seems like more brainwashed rorkes are beginning to wake up and smell the bacon

bought a leatherbound copy of the illiad and the odyssey

>>75073049
how long have you been taking it for?
i'd heard of one lad who started with a lot of attention problems and such, after dosing for several months (or years?) he could eventually stop taking it, since it had adjusted his baseline level of motivation, or something to that effect

Homo Neanderthalensis was a Kopparberg drinker

honestly hate corbyn but will be voting for him as i cannot stand mummy may's madness

Got some Indonesian ramen lads

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Absolute state of dads 'chilli dogs'

love corbyn love the internet
hate authoritarian dictators

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vote labour so paki incels can get their first taste of cunny

Worried that my concern for white genocide may be affecting my chances of getting gf

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A picture of the most beautiful girl on planet Earth (my girlfriend) AND sharing some good music?

Are Belgians the highest quality posters? Has science gone too far?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqtobIpZt68

reminder: charli is NOT a paki

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Got new some socks lads :3

>>75073184
All me

wtf htis thread has convinced me 100% to vote Labour

fuck the bankers
fuck the bonuses
fuck the scum (sun)
fuck the daily FAIL
fuck all those rich toffs in their home counties

vote jeremy and bring this home!!!

>>75073169
>like males
>hate blokes
seeing a bit of a contradiction here you shirt lifter

>>75073228
no wonder your mum is always asking for my sausage desu

WASPs are the fucking WORST

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>>75073088
me too but i dont think she's into it

>>75073287
BURN

Would defo shag Claire Sweeney.

>>75073279
girly boys arent blokes
mong

>>75073279
I'm a big fan of ladies with large cocks
Don't like it if they just look like a bloke

CORBYN IS OUR FUCKING KING
GIVE THAT MAN A CROWN

>driving home from work today
>working saturday
>woman gets out of her car and walks straight into road without looking
>disgusting, fat chavvy bitch
>slam brakes on
>shout and ask WTF she's doing
>tells me to 'fuck off'
>blast horn until she gets out of my way

What a stupid fucking bitch and she had the cheek to tell me to fuck off.

just bought Douglas Murray's new book about Europe's decline, arrives Monday

>>75073208
once a month, generally only do it when i've got loads of uni work or i'm struggling with something. Don't fancy doing it daily though, my 9-5 is pretty boring and being wired up would drive me insane.

could see that working though i guess

there's not a single good political party
not one

to be good they need to be
>pro-nativist
>pro-brexit
>anti-immigrant
>anti-islam
>pro-privacy
>military isolationism
>conservative social ideals
>sensible with money, but able to fund services
>able to explain properly to the population why some things aren't possible

any more?

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>>75073328
>t.

*double-crosses you*

>>75073275
>>75073235
>b-b-but rasheeds!!!!!
>ignoring that mummy may has already stated she will increase commonwealth immigration (where all the indians and pakis come from)
ah yes very good

*gets arrested for browsing the chon on my £50 VPN*

>>75073353
UKIP is literally all of these things, BNP probably were too

>>75073365
>>ignoring that mummy may has already stated she will increase commonwealth immigration (where all the indians and pakis come from)
not true paki runt

>>75073388
ukip lead by a mong
no credibility
the party must appear logical, unapologetic and never virtue signal

>>75073287
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiY8WkojhRE

Does BNP still exist? What's Nick Griffin up to these days?

>>75073430
all these children are CHILDREN and if you're aroused by any of them then you are a NONCE

it's ok for children to sing these songs it's a forward progressive culture you bigot :)

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>>75073415

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who do you think you are kidding mrs merkel
if you think old england's done

>>75073458
shut the fuck up

>>75073447
He got the eye sorted and now runs a coffee shop near Cleethorpes.

>>75073401
actually is true my cuckservative friend

you're leaving the eu, so who do you think is going to clean your toilets when it's not poles? say hello to abdul for me when he's cleaning your bog (and shagging your wife)

Things /brit/ needs LESS of:
>Blog-type chitchat
>Southerners
>Smug “ironic” posts
>Rorkes

Things /brit/ needs MORE of:
>Deano memes
>Non-British posters
>Paki slags
>Republicans

>>75073490
> so who do you think is going to clean your toilets when it's not poles?

all the poles are already here you utter mongoloid. do you think if we leave the EU suddenly there will be a surge in the need for bog cleaners?

>>75073490
it's literally not true
you're pulling shit out of your arse you fucking runtoid spastic

Greetings,
My name is Neil Trotter the current winner of 108 million Pounds on the Euro million Jackpot Draw for 2014, and i bring to you
perfect good news for such a perfect timing as this. I know this might be surprising for you to have received this at this stage But
because of my last years unexpected blessing i have finally decided and willing to donate
5,000,000.00 (five Million Great Britain Pounds) as part of my own personal effort to alleviate poverty and care for the less privileged
around the world. I have then decided to randomly donate to just 5 people around the globe which you are lucky to be a part of.
However you can get back to me via my personal email at ( [email protected] )
And do also Provide me with the following informations below when contacting me.

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Things /brit/ needs LESS of:
>yanks

fucking dying right now................need to sleep............but need to stay up another 7 hours..............

>>75073505
rasheed

feel a twinge of sadness when i watch nonce busting videos lads
you can see that person's life end right there and then, it's akin to them being murdered
not defending the nonce, just acknowledging the tragedy of the situation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZX5CW7jK-vQ

not a fan of the tories internet policy

so glad i'm not british

>>75073505
>less rorkes
>more republicans
what did he mean by this

>>75073505
can smell your paki stink from here welfarious

>>75073534
... Sleep deprived selfie ...

when Trump gets impeached, will Milo still support that christfag 'pray the gay away' Pence guy?

better stock up on darknet drugs before the internet is banned

@75073505
Agree with you on southerners. Too many of them pushing their lefty views.

>>75073518
>>75073520
hm yes very good

*looks up the increase in commonwealth migration under mummy may as secretary*
oops :*

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>>75073525
Hi GCHQ

>>75073563
fuck off yank

Love how effective the opiate of the masses is these days. Quiz shows are literally designed to make the below average runtoid happy they can name some top chart songs and names of actors and feel as if they aren't the dregs of society being subtly manipulated by their overlords. All the while the little pawns pay for the privilege to be indoctrinated with their TV license. Truly boggles the mind.

>>75073550
he means republican as in anti-monarch republican not yank republican

>>75073563
hope so

President Pence will be the greatest president since Reagan

If I called britain silly how would you react

>>75073572
haha EPIC meme my friend
care to substantiate it?

>>75073525
How does this even work though? In America they usually want your bank account number or at least your SSN (basically a PIN number that you're assigned at birth).

>>75073601
agree with you

>>75073589
I know what he means

>>75073580
>gif
fuck off

>>75073601
shatter your glass jaw with my flying elbow

>>75073572
the tide is turning, must admit I woudn't mind a free movement area with ANZAC and canada

https://www.theguardian.com/education/2016/dec/12/uk-halve-international-student-visa-tougher-rules

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>shatter your glass jaw with my flying elbow

>>75073644
reddit

>>75073505
Let me recatagorise those for you

Things /brit/ needs LESS of:
>Non British posters >Southerners
>Republicans
>Rorkes
Things /brit/ needs MORE of:
>Deano memes
>Paki slags
>Blog-type chitchat
>Smug "ironic" posters

>>75073644
>free movement area with anzac and canada
pointless for solving labour shortages though?

aussies might want to work as barmen in london, but who will pick the strawberries in the freezing rain?

similarly there would be a mass exodus of younger brits to australia and canada where they'd finally be able to afford property.

should i just go to sleep

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having a think

>aussies
Bunch of poofs.

>>75073585
Nah, you just watch shit TV. Only Connect and University Challenge are far above mong level.

>>75073644
You can't use ANZAC as a noun like that because the last two letters are Army Corps.

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give her the

>autismo yank is here and he's already spurging about reddit

no one except wastemen would want to move to the UK from Australia

shit housing
shit wages
shit weather

the non-comfy trio

>>75073730
Why would you ever do the Golden Retreat in reverse?

>>75073676
good good post

>>75073681
>labour shortage

there is no labour shortage. medicine, nursing, practically every skill and profession we proclaim to have a "shortage" in is overapplied at universities. Companies are INCREASINGLY outsourcing things like IT to india, south africa etc

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>>75070724
just got back

she made me move a bunch of stones too; 8 wheelbarrows full and dump them up a steep hill

i'm very tired but at least she bought me a cheese pizza and a mountain dew

i'm 29 btw

>>75073730
Do they have good jobs? Do they have good food?

Lads is there a specific name to call an incompetent person?
word reference tells me the following terms: screw-up, bungler, washout, flake
Can't I just say "this society is ruled by incompetents"? Or does it need a subject?

>>75073714
antipodeans

you happy?

>>75073681
>he thinks there's a labour shortage
jesus fucking christ, do you live with mummy and daddy?

>>75073757
what country? Australia or the UK?

the UK has alright food but shit jobs

>>75073758
invalids
mongs
plonkers
wankers
goofs

business idea: movie about some giant ... something or another that eats people and commits mass insurance fraud before going on a rampage in some guy's arse

>>75073746
because we have European migrants coming in and doing those jobs. particularly in agriculture.

There are labour shortages m80, the government has a body which creates lists of them.

>>75073776
Exceptionally

>>75073730
plenty of Aussies here mate, NHS and the big companies in London are full of ockers and saffers.

>>75073730
could never bring myself to live in australia

all the creepy crawly critters, eating kangaroo meat, skin cancer. Much rather move to a white part of Canda 2bh

>>75073758
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rV9hKJh69M

>>75073779
labour shortages are specific to certain occupations.

>>75073784
Ok
What about 'straia?

>>75073730
wouldn't move to Australia personally but can understand why people do
baffles my mind why an Australian would decide to permanently reside in Britain though, yeah maybe spend 6 months here for muh heritage or something but it really is fucking shit in comparison

>>75073785
that's a bit too harsh. The context is
>People who can't do their job properly

>>75073815
>white part of Canda
does not compute

>live in a sweltering shithole with giant man wasting spiders and poisonous trees with gasoline drinking natives
>live in a developed country with tons of history, a great economy and a wee bit of rain

we need more blacks. fuck white people

>>75073730
The British countryside is the greatest countryside on the entire planet, made entirely possible by our weather

>>75073801
yeah, all of them must be masochists

there is nothing better about the UK as >>75073834 understands

>>75073833
it's ok here depending on your field

>>75073853
>great economy

>>75073882
Geology

>>75073882
FUCK WHITE AUSTRALIANS

>>75073718
link to vid?

>>75073834
Strayans go to london, which is exciting for them.

they certainly aren't going to scunthorpe or the cotswalds.

business idea:

build an economy entirely around the value of friendship and comraderie

>>75073851
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halifax,_Nova_Scotia#Demographics

Nova Scotia is like 90% white m8

>>75073872
i work with an Indian guy who says the same thing, effuses about the good weather for growing here.

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Night lads

>>75073912
not for long with trudeau at the helm

>>75073912
fuck white people

>>75073872
This

>>75073907
Ah yes the ol Bational Boshialism

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1495164675760.webm

if you were born with a willy, you are a boy not a girl

just my opinion

can't find a take me out thread

>>75073939
no mate, evening

>>75073939
FOY

why do the tories hate freedom

>>75073907
impossible with an ethnically diverse population.

>>75073957
Rorke

>>75073967
the bankers the bonuses

Remove jews. Save europe.
Simple as.

>>75073905
UNITED MENTIONED

>>75073903
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qc1TqmPwKR4&feature=youtu.be&a

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>tfw when you're unequivocally the most pathetic person in /brit/

feels good

worked hard to achieve this

>>75073307
>>75073308
did not get a chance to respond earlier as my ISP is actively fucking me over:

benders

>>75073967
too hard to work out how to tax it, privatise it or create a QUANGO to manage it. Are QUANGOS still a thing?

>>75073978
fuck off you dumb racist

>>75073967
same reason why labour hates it.

power and control over the people

>A Canadian-born Australian citizen who called Peter Dutton’s Brisbane office to voice opposition to treatment of asylum seekers says an electorate officer told him to “go back to the United States then and deal with Trump”.
The eternal leaf

>>75073958
>>>/mu/thesmiths/

going to assemble a dominos order i think, what should i get?

>>75073991
kek

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>>75073991
>advanced dicking

>>75073991
why did he call it that?

>>75074013
>>>/r/unitedkingdom

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>>75073991

who /beentosouthamptonbuti'veneverbeentoscunthorpe/ here

>>75074018
mexican fiesta

i'd vote for mummy may if her platform included the mandatory sectioning of that fat teddy fucking spacker

was the bridesgroom at peppa whateverhernames 80th birhtday wank earlier

ama

>>75074018
A rope for your neck.

Watching TV is like putting black paint over your third eye

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>Love how effective the opiate of the masses is these days. Quiz shows are literally designed to make the below average runtoid happy they can name some top chart songs and names of actors and feel as if they aren't the dregs of society being subtly manipulated by their overlords. All the while the little pawns pay for the privilege to be indoctrinated with their TV license. Truly boggles the mind.

>>75074044
because he's being a dick as much as possible, advanced dicking, in order to annoy cheryl

>>75074056
UP THE SAINTS

>>75074063
vinay

russian nazi lynched in mexico
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgJonHQJjPA&app=desktop

Viewing family members' behavior through the lens of Kikery, focusing on their lying, self-victimization, and attempted manipulation. All Kike propensities, makes a great deal of sense.

Literally eating salad and fish hahaha nice good sweaty x x x

>>75074085
didnt really think that one through did you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMFXfmKO8Ew
look at that anguish when he gets caught lads
imagine the inside of his head
probably exploding

curry for tea as is customary on a Saturday evening

>>75074106
shant click

>>75074116
I hear jellied eels are a real treat in Britland

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hmm..
yes...
quite..

Would unironically watch a Pepe the Frog movie if he was voiced by Paul Reubens

Watching Friday Night Dinner box set, ordered a burger and chips from the T*rks which should be here in the next half an hour and I'm on my third bottle of beer of the night with my doggo snuggled up next to me on the sofa.

Who here /comfy night in/

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the gf

gona make creamy broccoli soup tomorrow. hmm yummy.

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LOCK HIM UP
LOCK HIM UP
LOCK HIM UP

>>75074164
Pics of doggo

>>75074164
>giving money to p*kis
dont do this

>>75074186
I think he's slowly losing his mind

>>75074202
>losing

He's a diagnosed mental patient

torn between voting bnp and the communist party

I could fucking deck every cunt ITT

>>75074077
and playing vidya is like carving your third eye into a smaller one

>>75074153
Not a an, but cockles are nice.

Who /Nottinghamcockleman/ here?

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Rate the fit whitebois
I be coming for your womminz

Are Australians even human?

>>75074200
they make good scran and I don't think they're proper religious Muslims like the lads who own the paki shop or the curry house so I don't see the issue desu, and they call me 'boss' on the phone

Is Dark Fruits actually nice or is it just a meme?

About to go to the shop

>>75074212
Yeah but he's getting worse recently

>>75074227
Would poke a finger in any if these girls desu

>>75074260
Get a can and let us know

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>tfw you're spooning your gf and you gradually get a boner and you pull down her panties, play with her arse a bit and then slip it in

>>75074279
Wonder if that has anything to do with the people on 4chan sending him shit to fuck with him

>>75074260
yeh its great. careful though its fucking strong shit mate.

>>75074295
used to know this feel

*completely loses it*

do normies really have sex in the dark

>>75074305
Nah he was already mental in the first place. It's what attracted people to his channel.

>>75074182
*creams in your broccoli*

>>75074305
definitely a trigger. bit upsetting that some people can be that cruel to vulnerable people.

>>75074305
Kinda sad I was taking a post break during these episodes.

What was sent?

want to start playing soccer again

>>75074260
Yeah, but know your limits. A whiff of that and I'll be out for the night

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*does a little dance*

>>75074136
bet that bloke watches anime

>>75074343
Pictures of kev walking towards him, a pic of buzz lightyear taking about having AIDS or something

>>75074295
Tried this last weekend and she wouldn't even give me a handy

>>75074295
that's rape

>>75074357
>All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
>You better run, better run, outrun my gun
>All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
>You better run, better run, faster than my bullet

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this net neutrality bullshit is pissing me off

fucking trump

i still don't regret voting for him/supporting him because hillary would have been a gorrillion times worse, but holy fuck leave the internet alone

>>75074372
Oh, I thought you meant mailing shit to him

My 10 point manifesto for Britain

>abolition of the monarchy
>abolition of inheritance
>abolition of marriage
>establishment of interracial breeding grounds
>tax on rorkes
>ban anime
>state issued gfs
>ban on religion
>labour camps for toffs
>sterilisation of racists

*emulates Sensible Soccer*
*loses first game 99-0*
*wins next game 99-0*

so realistic

>>75074418
yeah we're lucky here in Britain because we have a good opposition candidate

>>75074431
I did

As I trace up the line, from quarter-Kike cousins and me, to half-Kike mum and her sister, to full-Kike grandmother, I can see these traits worsen. It's been an illuminating day.

love how just touching a woman in a seductive way can get her sopping wet and demanding you enter her. love the primitive spontaneity of it. getting in touch with your inner animal and having a primordial shag.

and benders can never experience that lol.
>give me 20 minutes while i give myself an enema to clean the stinking faeces from my anus
ooh attractive

watchmojo.com here

it must have been love, but it's over now

>>75074418
>he didn't vote for jill stein
wailing and howling and roaring and screaming an bellowing

reckon I only scored maybe 4 years in my soccer career

>>75074496
TOP 10 LMAO

>>75074449
I won the quadruple with Arsenal my second year as manager on FM '13

Lads someone give me a quick rundown on how whatsapp replies work

can the other person see when you've read their messages

>>75074519
aren't they canadian?

>>75074480
GAS GAS GAS GONNA STEP ON THE GAS

>>75074487
anal sex is also weird because it inherently does not feel comfortable benders are literal masochists enjoying the stretching of their bumholes and the unnatural poking around in what is supposed to be quite a delicate area.

>>75074487

if anything bumsex is more primal and animalistic, just pure, raw release

>>75074519
>a fucking china flag

reckon Syria will see regime change

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>tfw you're fucking your gf and she starts whispering in your ear "oh god" and "fuck me"

>>75074443
I mean I can't really argue with any of these points but I do have a question:
If you sterilise the racists where will your next generation of rorkes come from? Maybe

>>75074550
no bully my flag pls it is islamic arbys

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>>75074556

>>75074454
kek
>>75074507
lel

might start wearing a watch
you lads wear watches?

TOP TIER
jej
HIGH TIER
lel
SHIT TIER
kek

>>75074541
not really but i understand the mental gymnastics that benders employ to think that way. i would too if i chose to fully invest myself in a very unsatisfying fetish.

>>75074603
Yee

>>75074619
pics

>>75074603
Alri watchlad, you wear watches, yeah?
Safe watchlad

>>75074572
Ignore the maybe. I was about to offer advice but that isn't my place.

>>75074556
>fucking your girl
>she whispers "fuck me"
Maybe you're doing something wrong.

>>75074460
Hahahaha lel

>>75074603
Ought to go well with that fidget spinner la

>>75074572
taxing them is just a stopgap

>>75074603
gay

>>75074528
Really making me wonder whether I should have children or not. They'd be diluted to 1/8 but even at 1/4 my behavior is not ideal. How long until we can zap out genes?

>>75074609

getting shagged roughly up the arse is the greatest pleasure you can feel without taking drugs

>>75074507
Do you know she is an anti-vaxxer? That killed her credibility when I heard that

Full disclosure: I haven't fact checked that statement, i was told by someone

>>75074666
is it better with drugs?

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drinking gin and tonic and watching anime lads

love gin and tonic
hate anime

hate the stench of the common PAKI
hate the brown visage of the common WOG
but i love, just LOVE the crisp taste and sharp texture of a nice, cold pint

too hot out
sweating like a pig

>>75074517
>playing soccer outside of school
How to spot a gigarunt in 1 easy step

There's no reason to vote Conservative. They won't lower migration and they'll deliver a brexit which only supports the richest in the UK. At least with Labour you're relatively secure if you're poor. The ship has already sunk, let it sink further.

love brandy and coke
hate chinks and noncery

>>75072958
cool vids

>>75074654
This did not come up as a (You) but it should have.

I am not happy about this, I have been denied my birthright.

Also, cool....and when the rorkes die out where is our tax Base coming from? Poshos and in the labour camps and the rorkes are finally dead.

>>75074743
what else would you play

>>75074136
>1:40
>we've all done it
what did he mean by this

mexiANO

hate [minority]
love [alcoholic beverage]

TAX THE RORKES, CLASS WAR NOW

Labour will win a tremendous landslide in 2022

The next 5 years are going to be hell. Then the cycle repeats.

Going to Prague tomorrow for the week

Really excited for it :)

now all that remains is the deep cruel sea
and wreckage of things that used to be

>>75074757
Can I tempt you with either a chink and coke or a brandy and noncery?

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>nobody replied to the picture of me in thigh highs

Anyone wanna play rising storm 2 with me

Best of both worlds you get to shoot gooks and yanks

>>75074801
neat

beautiful town

>>75074829
post more

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GOR5gvQwDI

simple as

>>75074644
http://www.timex.com/weekender-fairfield/TW2P90800.html?dwvar_TW2P90800_color=Gold-Tone-Blue-White&cgid=men-watches#sz=36&start=145

The one with orange in the middle, don't know why the URL is for a different color

>>75074801
Check out the vibrant gay quarter

>>75074836
are you the irish rorke

The tranny at work and this fat girl wore the same t-shirts today

Ripped iron maiden shirt from Primark
Need to stop shopping there

>>75074702
good lad. what gin?

>>75074781
AFL or NRL depending where you live, both are respectable. Soccer is EXCLUSIVELY for poofs
Union is for rich poofs

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had a horrid day at work today

i feel ill

my head is spinning, i have a headache, i am chronically sleep deprived

work is killing me

>>75074858
that link just redirects me to the timex UK homepage

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>>75074783

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>>75074922
Here lad

I found one of my sisters t-shirts in my bedroom, it was left on the radiator to dry and I guess she forgot about it

Naturally I put it on, it was just a plain black tight Primark top
Along with my slim jeans and long hair, I actually kinda passed or at least looked somewhat feminine
It sure didn't hurt that my tits were now visible

Ashamed to say I got an erection

Also got a letter from the counselling service, my chink doctor literally chased it up on the same day

>>75074908
What about cricket?

>>75074920
>toiling on the Jewish sabbath

Haram

>>75074903
plymouth gin

>>75074982
What tonic?

>>75075000
co-op's own brand

>>75074957
Not really comparable is it
Quite like it though

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>>75074982
>plymouth

GHETTO
SHITEHOLE

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>>75075020

>>75074861
B-but I'm not gay

>>75075061
racism isnt funny

>>75074951
>not casio f91w master race
if its good enough for ole osama its good enough for me

someone do a fucking new

>>75075061
Enjoying these pics

>>75075091
Phrased as a suggestion, meant as a command.

>>75074938
Respond to me next time faggot. I don't feel oppressed by Jews, I am a Jew, I just really dislike us.

making a new thread lads

>>75075137
don't do it

>>75075182

>>75075157
i lied haha

>>75075157
alri janny

>>75075061
>made a joke about black people?
>prison time

>>75075137
mate leave it, lets ride this one into the sunset.