Culture Pals /cp/ gen15

first for hee hee jk

Black girl posting with Korean flag
>only accepts messages from Asia

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>>75070613
How is she going to satisfy her pussy?

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Please add me.

can someone help me with my photos. Im not going to post my account here though.

>>75070895
There used to be one image to help us how to take photos. But I don't have it :(

>>75070895
Just smile, and dont put the camera right up in your face. Keep taking pics till you find one where you look good. Also turn off HDR if you have acne. And also make sure you have good lighting

Its easy. Experiment with angles and lighting.

>>75070986
>>75071099

Can I email you two photos. I cant tell if they are horrible and I dont want to mess things up with peoples by uploading them. I also dont want to post my account as I dont want to get catfished.

>>75071125
Sure.

[email protected]

For photos you need one of you outside doing something cool, one casual selfie and one with a dog if you have one. Simple. As well lit as possible, natural lighting if possible. For best results take photos an hour before sunset facing perpendicular to the sun

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Was this okay?

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>>75071516
>made my evening slightly better
Yeah, just send her a dick pic m8.

>>75071516
it was awful mate.
her response is just... the worst you could get.

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>>75071541
Nope. Don't want to ruin my conversations with her.
She the only one that talks to me.

>>75071591
Why?

Really want to see my French qt get blacked, trying to convince her to get a black boyfriend.

>>75070895
>Find an angle that flatters the face
>Natural lighting is superior to artificial lighting
>Clean yourself up before taking a pic so you don't look like a slob
>Post a variety of pics, 20 bathroom selfies are boring
>Don't stare blankly at the camera


>

>>75071662
You're sick

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nudes! bundas! anything!

>>75071662
thats pretty hot

keep us posted

>>75071169
cock.li is down. Im going to trust you with my gmail.

>>75071888
Dont be so scared brit :( you gotta have a shred of confidence to play the interpals game, buddy

>>75071888
>not just googling 10 minute mail

retard spotted

Also your photos don't even have to be flattering, mine sure as fuck aren't /scrumpy-jack

>>75070637
ask her may be?
not all blacks are size queens (as well as not all coons are +7inchers), and basically there's shitload nuances with vaginas

>>75072127
Are you on holiday?

You look good.

>>75071662
I got you senpai

>>75072307
Pls no flirt. I moved to Spain a while back but you get way more views with a British flag so I kept it

>>75070613
https://www.interpals.net/Marcels

here if you want a black girl that likes asians. she is kinda cute but not my type.

Who wants to be my gf

>>75072507
Me please

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>talking with russian qt about her city :
>Reminds me of Pripyat ;P
>her:
>Pripyat haha omg

This one is a good one. Maybe I'll be able to get her to roleplay as a stalker with me :3

>>75072707
Duty or Freedom

>>75072507
Me

>>75072520
>>75072829
ok you can both be my gf

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>>75072817
>$(CURRENT_YEAR)
>playing vidya

Nah mate, I'm talking about Cтaлкep the film.

>talking to a 45 year old russian about the trip he took to malaysia with his wife
not really what i wanted what i signed up but i'm enjoying it

>>75072903
Kino

>tfw when your chink qt has read your msg but hasn't responded

>tfw when you realize your qt is the ugly one in all her photos

F U C K

>>75073340
She has another person in every single one of her pictures? Of course she is going to be the ugly one you dunce.

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>>75073340
>not trying to get her to talk with her friends about how great IP is

Come on Tyrone, you can do better.

>>75072917
ask him if you can fuck his wife

>Tfw australian cuteboy is online but wont read my greeting message

am i finished?

>tfw when you start with a roleplay msg to a korean chick, but she is retarded

Korea was a mistake

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Views going up! I was only getting 8 views a day, but something changed!

>>75073860
>Korea was a mistake
Yeah, no shit, enriched Austria.

What the fuck do you when you wanna talk to a chick but have literally nothing in common

>>75074331
Ask them about their country

>portuguese anon trying to bantz my fake Swedish chick
kek

>>75074331
Ask her about her first sex

>>75074468
so how did your first sex go

>tfw not attracted to any of the girls who have viewed my profile.

>>75074458
What he meant by such a retarded sentence we will never know

Are you saying some anon from here got caught in your line or something?

>>75071624
>only one that talks to you
I'm not even good looking and by the descriptions you people give I'm doing better than 90% of you. What are y'all doing wrong?

>>75074567
Flag. People only care about people who fluently use English.

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how do i pick up spaniard girls and mexican girls?

>>75074708
greencard

>>75074458
not even trying to bantz boy

>>75074811
Oh you're the flag one
Nice to know

>>75074542
Did you use scripts?

>>75075087

Yeah, been viewed about 40 times, qts aren't biting, just uggos

>>75074458
>fake Swedish chick
yess

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>tfw russian qt
>tfw she's a Tatar

Russianfags, I need your help: Are Tatars European enough?

>>75075359
No

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>>75075382
I don't care about your opinion, Muhammad Jr.

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>>75075428
>says the moor

>>75075359
Tatars are t*rkic slime. Don't bother.

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>>75075464
>implying Swedes have less mixing (with Asians) than Portuguese.


>>75075516
Historically (and maybe culturally), yeah, kinda.
But genetically they're like 85% "Western Eurasian" and the rest Eastern Asian.

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>>75075588
Wtf are you even talking about

>>75075663
I'm talking about genetics you manlet.
Do they not teach you about that in sharia school?

>>75074850
nice to knwo too

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Hi All, 8 wievers today

>found 17 year old qt
>technically not illegal

S-she is 19 in my cunt

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>>75075831
1 biewer today
it was the russian script girl

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>>75075910
send her a massage

>>75075759
Yes, they teach us that Portuguese are untermenschen moors

>>75075974
I am blocked

>>75075974
finland

>>75076137
Österland

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>>75075977
>snownigger confirms he did go to a sharia school
>proceeds to insult the race responsible for bringing Europe of the Dark Ages and into the Age of Discovery and the only race that effectively thought back against muslims invading Europe
>meanwhile, he hides in his basement because it's too risky going outside because of the state-sponsored rapefugees.

M8, unironically now:
K Y S

>>75076150
sweden

Do you think its possible to become normal?

>>75076191
>Moortugal
Ayy lmao

>>75076207
Svitjod

>>75076228
No

>>75076288
sweden give my your profile i message you

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>>75076288
>actually making an argument? ayyy lmao no!

Pretty typical manlet attitude, honestly didn't expect anything different.

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>>75076150

>>75076354
israeli memes

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>>75076313
No, try to find it

>>75076354

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how do i lasso myself a qt?

>>75076399
latvia

>>75076433
>>75076354
>>75075974
>>75075831
Is this autism edition?

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>>75076399
>the way the mouth looks like a ballsack for a yellow cock
>doing lewd stuff with a fin

Even your memes are gay desu.

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lulululululululu

>>75076475
>he keeps going
okay whatever moor

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>>75076591
I'm just waiting for that argument m8.
Start whenever you want.

>>75076728
What argument? I already know that Swedish Sweden is better then Poortugal

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how much did i burn this girl?

>>75076879
Not really

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>>75076817
How about the argument to prove:
>Swedish Sweden is better then Poortugal
???
That's what I've been asking since the beginning you fucking semitic cunt.

>>75076879
You didn't, you just cucked yourself up.

>qt and I moved to facebook
>hadn't gone on interpals much since we started chating on facebook
>qt now takes longer to respond
>qt is now online on interpals much more

It's over, my dudes. If any of you get's her, treat her well.

>>75076879
You just look like an idiot. Get rekt

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>>75076931
>cucked yourself up.
wasn't even interested

>>75076966
m'lady

>>75076469
It's always autism edition here brah

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>>75077087
>wasn't even interested
>Iamfine.jpg

Yeah m8, you just wanted to flirt with her, but weren't even interested.
How manly of you :^)

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>>75076931
I know it's hard to take in, but wtf is poortugal anyway?

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>>75077176
>implying i wrote to her first

>>75076879
>>75077087
>>75077299
daft cunt

guys, a serious question
i just ALMOST HAD a video call with a brazillian chick
the thing is she's totaly open for getting naked
but i'm not, due to my average dick (according to mainstream info-sources), it really doesn't look any impressive on photos i've tried to take twice
and she hasn't said that i should either (looks like she pretty exhibitionistic), but i don't want any surprises
so, is it a dead end? or i should/could get over myself? how it's better to seat, stay... angle or anything?

>>75077479
how long is the dong?

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>>75077266
>mountains
>vinkings and shieeet
>shit """post"""-modern commie architecture
>some obscure history of only regional importance

You fucking snownigger.
I've already told you that we start the Age of Discovery that Made Europe Great Again and that we (together with other Iberians, although they were slower in doing so) offered the only effective resistance against muslims in Europe until like the 17-18th century.

Tell me what your your nation has done to improve Europe.
I only know of things they've done against it.

pic fucking related

>>75077521
~5.7(in)
i'm short myself

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>>75077479
just say that you are shy

>>75077479
>brazilian chick
watch out, "she" may wipe out her own dick and it may be twice your size.
now that would be embarrassing.

>>75077621
Like I care about "Europe" ayy lmao

>>75077748
saw her pussy already, that was the first thing i saw during those 10seconds
also i need something for recording video-calls, never done this in my life

>>75077823
post her nudes now

>>75077855
as i've said - haven't recorded it
she just sent one photo in bra and shorts
currently trying to fetch some more via sweet-talking

Got messaged by a "girl" and can't tell if it's a trap or not.

There's one picture that looks like a 6/10 grill, but the others are just confusing.

Don't want to post in case it's an anon.

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>>75077770
Yeah, I know all you want to do this is destroy Europe, Muhammad.

I want a patriotic European qt right fucking now

>>75078119
Nah, I see myself as a "Scandinavian" :^)

I'm a ethnic swede that works with beating down immigrants, thanks for asking

>>75078119
No senpai, that would be us.

Serbia is the greatest enemy of Europe

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>>75078211
>implying a real patriotic European doesn't loath USA
LOL

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>>75078216
>works with beating down immigrants
Jerking them off in some dark alley doesn't count as "beating down immigrants", ok?

>>75078232
>implying that Europeans aren't all descended from the serbs

Where that based serb pseudo-historian poster at?

>>75078336
>>implying that Europeans aren't all descended from the serbs

T H I S
H
I
S

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>>75077479
>>75077521
>>75077628
>>75077650
>>75077748
>>75077823
>>75077855
>>75077985

well, no recommendation, and she doesn't seem enthusiastic (although responding), i consider it "break off" and go to sleep

>>75071591
She's been offline in IP, but is responding to me in whatsapp.
If she starts to like me, I'll move there.
I have nothing holding me back here in Portugal. Only have 3 family members and zero friends.

>>75078336
>Jerking them off in some dark alley doesn't count as "beating down immigrants", ok?
Funny guy

>>75078275
Ironic coming from you considering that the culture of sweden is literally just imported american culture, more than in any other country.

Imported and amplified the worst aspects of it


>>75078336
Was just a joke lad.
There's a conspiracy theory about the 1439 I think council of Florence, where Christianity was supposed to unite again
All Patriarchs showed up except Serbian, because our leader threatened he will hang him if he went to the heretical meeting

kek

But it's true, everybody descends from serbs

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>>75078430
>Funny guy
For you.


>>75078404
Where is she from?
Is she European at least?

>>75078433
>But it's true, everybody descends from serbs
Let me fix that:
All Europeans descend from serbs.

>>75078534
You aren't far from truth
Only European haplogroup is I
Only ones with dominant I haplogroups are former Yugos and snowniggers

>>75078404
tread carefully.
slightest hint of potential friendzone, you drop her immediately, unless if that's what you're going for.

>>75078433
>Ironic coming from you considering that the culture of sweden is literally just imported american culture,
>implying

But there is some Americanization and I hate it

Pyttipanna > McDonalds

>>75078662
>this one serb that doesn't know that ALL Europeans descend from the Serbs

I'm just waiting for the other Serb to drop some redpills faster than a F-117 getting shot down by 1950's soviet tech.

>>75078736
>some americanization

You're bigger americans than the americans

I swear to God, every fucking swedish girl her favorite t-shirt is the one with the american flag.

>>75078842
Can swedes get away with this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8ehw3Ko3kI

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>>75078736
>>75078792
>>75078842
why do you 3 faggots have to turn this thread into a /pol/ discussion?

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>>75078534
Yes, she's European.

>>75078685
I'll try to be careful. Thanks.

>>75078842
>very fucking swedish girl her favorite t-shirt is the one with the american flag
You must have mistaken them for Norwegians

>>75079036
To be quite honest you are right about that, I knew more norge girls, but still don't think that you're that much different

>>75079008
>Pol discussion
>Every European comes from S*rbs

I'm sure pol would shoot you if you claimed this

>>75079133
>>>/pol/

>>75079133
>but still don't think that you're that much different
idk, I never seen a Swedish girl wearing any

But I don't live in cuckholm, so what do I know

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>>75079014
>Yes, she's European.
Then fucking go for it m8. This country is more dead than our colonies.


>>75079036
>You must have mistaken them for Norwegians
Indeed, everyone knows Swedish girls wear the hijab :^)


>>75079008
>complains about us ""derailing"" a slow af thread.

We're just having some fun with pseudo-history shitposting, we're not getting in the way of others continuing with thread as they wish.

>>75079189
Didn't know anybody in your area

Talked to a swedish girl from fuck it all somewhere north in lapland, pretty much isolated from the world

She was nice

>>75079288
Everyone outside of cuckholm is nice t b h

ITT: one retarded /pol/tard arguing with am autistic lard ass

Which European country has the most patriotic qt's?

>>75079586
probably the Balkans, simply because of their recent civil war. (Yes it was a civil war, long live Greater Serbia)

>>75079487
Were is Bruno? Is he in the thread anymore?

Is it worth making an account to find a german qt?

>>75079654

Long live Yugoslavia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQzqV-6-4do

>>75079890
>G*rman girls
NO

This girl wants some fug

>>75079961
this

t. swedes who sees shit tons of germans every FUCKING SUMMER

>>75080007
Så bra, möts vi i kristianstad?

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>russian qt messages me after few weeks of break saying she misses me
sent her a message
she read it but still no reply in 5 days now

>>75080061
ah :)

>>75080212
she's blowing off 8 ivans and camwhoring online for money. dead serious.

Who unironically uses IP to improve his language skills, though?

>>75080253
Så bra, tar tåget :D

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>>75079713

>>75080300
>dead serious.
:^)

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>Mfw there are qt t*rks

>>75080329
:D

>>75080504
:D:D:D:D

>>75080310
Does improving my understanding of broken english from slav qts count?

>>75080347
The result of rape babies from ottomans, if you ask me.

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>tfw you want to be first to compliment qt on her pic but Gustavo1993 beat you to it

Hey!
Can anyone rate my profile? I posted it yesterday and tried to reduce the amount of pictures
https://www.interpals.net/AgentBlue65

>>75080740
>see qt
>look at comments
>nothing but hordes of filthy turks and indians
at this point ive already closed the window

>>75080740
:^)

rate my profile

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Got my first Russian lewd.

>>75081275
10/10

>>75080634
Some slavs have really good English.

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>>75081299
How'd you get her to do that friend?
Show me your ways

>>75081299
>lewd
come on man

>>75081299
Yes

But russians are whores

/ninonm

>>75081299
That's just the kind of stuff they post daily on their social media, but congrats.

>>75081418
Yeah, so?

>>75080814
Take off "so not much happens here" qts don't need to know that.
And try to take some pics outside. Other pics with a shotgun would be fine. But don't take pictures while hunting.

>>75080814
It is better. Still a lot of pictures but you can slide by. You do need more profile pictures though.

Also, instead of a direct link. If you delete it and post [youtube]tyOYQ8qfFng[/youtube] it'll link the video directly on your profile, so they wont have to go off interpals to listen.

>>75081394
Thank you lad

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>>75081424
Took about a week to get to sexting and that pic.

>She messages me on interpals with "Hey there"
>We bullshit chat about our different countries and hobbies
>I ask her for her whatsapp
>Bullshit chit chat talk there
>Picture related happens
>End up sexting and then finally she sends me a cleavage picture from her bed

Seemed really smooth, start to finish.

She claims to be a 20 year old virgin and wants me to hit it when I visit.

HMMMMMM?

>>75081633
>>75081720
much thanks

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>>75078662

>Only European haplogroup is I

This is correct. Only Balkanites and ethnic Scandinavians are actually (close) to real Europeans. The rest of you are asiatic "aryan" rapebabies.

>>75081905
>virgin

yeah, sure senpai

>>75081952
No problem. Remember that most of us here are friendly.

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>>75082004
>tfw half polak

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>>75078388
so... none has any experience of cam-sex while not being wellhung?

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What countrie views youre most?

Me
-Russia
-Ukraine
-Brazil
-Turkey
-Indonasia

>>75082390
same

>>75070713
Underrated senile autism

>>75079713
Pretty sure he's in the discord or at least he was

>>75082004
haplos have nothing to do with real genes that determine how a person looks like. nothing. it's just a thing in the Y chromosome.

>>75082339
I had cam sex with a thin busty German girl and I'm a chubby guy with an average dong.

Unless you have a baby penis I don't think girls will care

Plus they are horny so I doubt they care much about your dick size.

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>that one qt you had a genuine connection with that deleted her account

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I have to many girls atm
cant keep track of all of this

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https://www.interpals.net/Scapecrow

I stopped coming here for a while, please tell me this was mocked mercilessly

>>75082390
Somehow I'm popular between Thai's,koreans and chinese.

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>>75082588
>That one QT who you talked to who said she was going to delete her account but wanted to give you her number so you two can still stay in contact.

>>75082475
lenght?

>>75083246
I'm like 5 inches.

>>75083506
whoa, and how it was? she liked it? do you continued talking after?

>>75082390
pooland
russia
turkey
ukraine

>>75082449

Of course not, but they do determine patrilineal descent.

>>75083765
It was good, we both orgasmed together on cam and made plans to fuck when I visited her.

We did it three or four times, we still sexted a while after but then her boyfriend found out about us( she never told me she had one) and she deleted me.

I posted her nudes a few threads ago but here it is again.

https://imgur.com/a/nhPDK

F U C K B E L A R U S

>>75082475

how tall are you though

tfw only 5'10"

>>75084162
well, lucky you
hope she was honest with ya

>>75084379
5,67585 ft

i've been told here to worry more about my height, than d., but today i just freaked out when all that happened
need more situations like that to "get used"

>>75084379
6'0
>>75084381
She wasn't honest lol, she should have told me she had a boyfriend.

>>75084532
i was meaning the whole sex thing, that she really enjoyed that
i know that if she doesn't there wouldn't be much reason for her to lie, but still - i'm not so good in understanding people's motivations

Help a tranny talked to me and thinks I'm a girl what do i do

>>75084635
Oh, yeah we had fun.

I think she was just using me for some attention, she kept talking about how lonely she was and how she hasn't had sex in months.

I think her boyfriend is one of those guys that is dead downstairs or something.

redpill me on Lithuanian girls

>>75085148

Most likely to commit suicide if you cut contact.

>>75085148
15!

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>When a qt asks you about your political beliefs and you send a long ass message explaining why commies need to be removed to facilitate the creation of a peaceful ancap society, therefore: Fascism!

Fuck man, haven't even got into the pan-nationalist stuff yet.

>>75085303
>ask a girl who I thought was super libby what her political beliefs would be
>she says ancap
>have someone to send my ancap memeballs to now

>Tfw no Russian gf

>>75084850
i'm dead curious how big he is... it could be ironic, if he's huge, it could be dramatic, if he's even smaller

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>>75085382
Well, she says in her profile her favourite historical figure is Mussolini, but then goes on to talk about some centrist bs.


She'll probably be easy to redpill and turn her into a tradwife.

>>75085412
What are you so obsessed with dick sizes ?

Literally what teh fuck rusbro

I think you asked everyone in this thread how big your dick is

>>75085464
NOT YET!

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>tfw tall
>my 7 inch dick looks small because of my proportions

>>75085621
wow lifes so hard being tall and decently hung

>>75085547
I know the secret here. You're iihf_esc
And just want to see all our dicks

>>75085412
You have an above average size, and you're short. In proportion to your body it shouldn't look too small. I've seen your posts and you're more than just insecure about this. You really need to just find a gay guy on interpals to make you feel better about it, considering you're too insecure to show girls.

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>>75085752
A miss!

>>75085896
Nice try soren21

>>75085621
Literally everyone on this site has a 7 inch cock, I thought I was special

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>>75070876
>being friends with a leaf
Please kill me.
>>75071981
Like I said

>>75085977
Much like fake profiles, guys send fake dick pictures to girls. It is sad, desu.

>finally got lewds

We did it lads

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>>75085852
A miss again.
...as if "size-queen" term hasn't come from gay-culture
i need to lose weight to be on lower border of my mass index (idk how it's on engrish) and get used to the whole situation
i just feel as pic-related
"it shouldn't", but it does - after i saw it, i've re-measured it, because i was thinking that may be all my life i was measuring it wrong

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Stop manipulating women to get naked for you

>>75086009
>he couldnt handle the bantz
>now he has to shut himself off from a whole group of people because his feelings were hurt so badly

Seems kinda pussified desu

>>75086143
Isn't Varg the avatar of manipulating women to get what you want ?

I mean literally.
If we lived in the way he wants us to...

>>75086139
Show it lad, if you're not ashamed

>been talking to qt nihilist slav
>she's really interesting and smart, has literally the best taste in music I've ever seen in a girl, her favorite band is xiu xiu
>kinda edgy, appreciates memes
>mainly uses interpals to troll thirsty retards
>doesnt have an instagram, hates sluts
>is pretty fucking hot but kinda autistic and has no friends
how do i seduce her? we talk all day but she hasn't shown any signs of sexual interest. But she seems pretty non-sexual in general.

>>75085148
I'm Lithuanian.
Don't know, mate, they're not too easy.

>>75086241
at the moment i am
plus you was just recently blaming me for >>75085752

>>75086364
So both autistic and insecure. Nice combo

>>75086364
Lad I was just fucking around with that.

"She" is someone who posts here though. My bet is on on some brit flag.

>>75086405
Well it usually goes hand in hand doesn't it ?

>>75086427
That would be me

>>75081905
>at this stage with my kazakh qt
>she wants me to grab her ass and suck on her tits
>backs out when i talk about rubbing her pussy, says it's a bit too vulgar
should i tone it down for a few days? do you think she'd send me a tit pic or should I try to ease in over the next few days?

>>75086321

>xiu xiu

>non-sexual

>hates sluts

doesn't compute

>>75080347
Honestly Turk girls are some of the most consistently qt of all.

>>75086143

be a literal cuck

t. varg

>>75086527
well she always complains about stacies and "instagram sluts"
honestly she's just really weird
like she says she likes to send pics to people she meets on interpals to see how fake they are and if they only want her for her body. Like wearing tight shirts and short skirts. She's never once sent me a photo of herself, even when I asked her. She said she doesn't want me to change and treat her differently, she likes talking to me and having deep conversations
But she never goes out and she has no friends and she just sits in her room all day and reads and broods

>>75086783
kek, sounds more like she has you friendzoned and is flirting with other guys by showing them her body.

Can't believe you guys fall for those bullshit excuses.

>>75086783

>send pics to others wearing tight shirts and short skirts
>never once sent me a photo

Senpai, you're a literal cuck

>>75080814
add a couple more photos of yourself
if you do go to the gym, show your whole body
because otherwise you look like a skinny nerd
maybe take some more flattering photos. You look like someone who gets shoved in lockers rather than goes to the gym

>>75082475
i dated a girl that didn't really mind me being chubby
but i worry about the qt i'm talking to now
I'm pretty decent at hiding my chubbiness, so in the photos I've sent her, I just look a bit overweight. She definitely has a thing for me, but i'm worried if she ever sees me naked, she'll be disgusted.

how distinct is my posting style
like can you tell it's me from a mile away

Where has the New Order song lyrics anon gone?

>>75087092
If you're pilotbro it's pretty easy to spot you when it comes to how naive you seem to be with women.

I feel so extraordinary
Something's got a hold on me
I get this feeling I'm in motion
A sudden sense of liberty
I don't care 'cause I'm not there
And I don't care if I'm here tomorrow
Again and again I've taken too much
Of the things that cost you too much
I used to think that the day would never come
I'd see delight in the shade of the morning sun
My morning sun is the drug that brings me near
To the childhood I lost, replaced by fear
I used to think that the day would never come
That my life would depend on the morning sun...

When I was a very small boy,
Very small boys talked to me
Now that we've grown up together
They're afraid of what they see
That's the price that we all pay
Our valued destiny comes to nothing
I can't tell you where we're going
I guess there was just no way of knowing
I used to think that the day would never come
I'd see delight in the shade of the morning sun
My morning sun is the drug that brings me near
To the childhood I lost, replaced by fear
I used to think that the day would never come
That my life would depend on the morning sun...

I feel so extraordinary
Something's got a hold on me
I get this feeling I'm in motion
A sudden sense of liberty
The chances are we've gone too far
You took my time and you took my money
Now I fear you've left me standing
In a world that's so demanding
I used to think that the day would never come
I'd see delight in the shade of the morning sun
My morning sun is the drug that brings me near
To the childhood I lost, replaced by fear
I used to think that the day would never come
That my life would depend on the morning sun...

>>75086488
Most Turkish girls are shy about the pussy area.

Talk about anal and ask her opinion about it.

My Turkish QT said all her girlfriends have tried anal sex with their boyfriends.

>>75087183
nah i'm not pilotbro
i'm >>75087059
>>75086878
>>75086783
>>75086488
>>75086321

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>ill answer you tommorow)now i should go to sleep.good night
>only her second message
>am talking about Tarkovsky with her (gonna get laid cuz of Stalker, I just know it)
>easy 10/10

Is this real life?

I will have a korean qt even if it kills me.

Should I make another "real" IP account?

>>75087059
Use it as motivation to lose weight.

I've lost 10 pounds since joining Interpals and that's mostly from cutting out sodas and snack foods.

I want to lose about 70 pounds all together and do one of those Before/After photos for my profile, those are a real hit with the women because it shows you're a hard worker and love your health.

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>>75087429
the message had a heart emoticon at the end btw, no doubt the sign of true love :^)

>>75087429
>>75087459
POST PROFILE NIGGA

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>>75087479
Fuck off Muhammad.

She's mine you fucking NIGGER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>75087456
Yeah that's what I'm doing right now
Cutting out a lot of fast food, eating more meat and less starches/sweets, smaller portions
How much do you weigh btw
6'2 and 220lbs here

>>75087530
Back off I am whiter than you

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>>75087580
Sure thing, toothpaste.

Come back when you've done something good for Europe, okay?

>>75087634
>being this butthurt about getting cucked out of the indies

>>75087432
desu you're not gonna steal my qt

>>75087673
I'll steal her and make her want to hold my hand, whoever she is.

>>75087673
I'm working on stealing your qt

>>75087578
6'1 and 267 pounds.

It's going to be a long road but It will be worth it.

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>>75087666
>being a jewish cunt that lies to the japs about his trade potential just to fuck fellow Europeans over, but it doesn't work out because you're a dumb fuck and it was inevitable that you would get caught, so the japs bring us abord again, but some shit happens within the jap court and they decide to isolate themselves completely for 200 years except for a few Dutch traders

Yeah m8, you're so shit at negotiating that your shit technique made the japs turn into hermits for 200 years and despise our guts until the Americans came and forced them to open up or get invaded, how does that feel?
Also, how does learning some history during a bantz battle feel?

>>75087850
>japan
>indies
pick one niBBa

>>75087902
Come on, lownigger, I told you the story about the Japs, you tell me about the indies.

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>>75087994

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>>75088031
I thought you were talking about India, but k.

Yeah, what did I lose there? A bunch of fucking brush land?
From what I know you didn't even do anything interesting there. You certainly aren't known for leaving a mark there either.
So, what exactly did you do there?

>>75088103
"In 1602 the Dutch East India Company (Dutch: Verenigde Oostindische Compagnie or VOC) was founded. It was the first-ever multinational corporation, financed by shares that established the first modern stock exchange. This company received a Dutch monopoly on Asian trade and would keep this for two centuries. It became the world's largest commercial enterprise of the 17th century. Spices were imported in bulk and brought huge profits, due to the efforts and risks involved and seemingly insatiable demand. This is remembered to this day in the Dutch word peperduur (as expensive as pepper), meaning something is very expensive, reflecting the prices of spices at the time. To finance the growing trade within the region, the Bank of Amsterdam was established in 1609, the precursor to, if not the first true central bank.[6]"

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It's so cute when irrelevant countries bicker

>>75086321
What cunt?

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>>75088166
So you're the original jews?
Nice one, spicenigger.

How about you show us an actual empire, with niggers getting killed and the UN getting triggered, uh?
Something like this: >>75079229
Come back when you've won a war against the two superpowers and pretty much the entire world in a country thousands of kilometers away.

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>>75087673
t.

>>75088212
Shut up, Américo Vespúcio.

>>75088212
Oy amigo! Remember the 56%!

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I now declare this entire thread to be Portuguese colonial property, btfo or get removed like the niggers in Angola.

>>75088262
>>75088273
how many American military bases are in Portugal
how many Portugal military bases are in the U.S?

OCCUPIED

>>75088249
Yes, we're the best jews.

What, you shot some niggers who were in name supported by real countries? Well done lad. Meanwhile we SAILED UP THE THAMES

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>>75088308
hold up
let me help you

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>>75088362
>how many American military bases are in Portugal
Hum...zero.
You actually gave us a pretty cool base in the Azores, for free! Thanks nigger.

>how many Portugal military bases are in the U.S?
I don't know, just count the Portuguese migrants in your area.


C O L O N I S E D


>>75088363
You must be kidding, spicenigger.

Oh, you sailed a fucking river? Congrats.
We sent thousands of men to die in the African coast to die just for a change of discovering the sea route to India, which you later had no problem using for your jewerey, thanks to our sacrifice, our courage, our heroes.

>tfw no asian american qt that likes black guys

I'm going to kill myself

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>>75088436
Tirar os símios da sopa foi um error.

>>75088450
That's what we use subhumans for, doing the dirty work

>>75088450
Oh shit, we did actually give it to you. Whoops
You're welcome...