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Priti Patel

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>No Edition in the edition
POOR quality thread

>>75069497
his calf game is weak

>go into tesco during the late evening
>almost everybody using self-service machines
>still 1 or 2 people on tills
no point whatsoever

rate me date me hate me RAPE ME

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>Priti Patel

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I hate you all

>>75069680
what's late evening?

I worked at a store that was open 24 hrs and we had two people on tills all night. It was mostly for loss prevention

as someone who had bent and straight sex can assure you that its not much different
feels more dominant with a woman though

Who are better, SAS or SBS?

gonna go for a walk lads

>>75069762
fag

>>75069762
pd

> Hates women.
> Hates homosexuals.
> Hates the current state of the UK.
> Does not eat meat that has been killed in the "wrong" way.
> Very racist.
> Tendency to violent outbursts (at least, online).
> Has delusional fantasies based on outdated religious ideals.
> Is of extremely low social, economic and educational status.

Rorke, or Rasheed?

Really tosses your salad doesn't it...

>>75069762
You up for dominating me then? x

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need a pastanigger gf

>>75069766
Take pics of your adventures for the lads

>>75069763
The SAS, they recruit from across the entire army. SBS are just highly trained marines.

>>75069794
reddit spacing

>>75069762
were you top or bottom

hope india and pakistan go to war soon. would be nice to see 2 disgusting blemishes on this planet disappear.

>>75069794
oh, forgot to add:
> Voted for Brexit.

>Pétain, who was 84 years old in 1940, ranks as France's oldest head of state. Today, he is considered the French equivalent to his contemporary Quisling in Norway.
Wikipedia has been utterly destroyed by leftists tbqh

>>75069794
Me? I'm much more comfortable in the centre.

>>75069807
will do

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>>75069826

the destruction of the sky

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Been tending to my front lawn for the past 2 weeks and the motherfucking grass won't grow

what is french slag for gay person? do you have as many as we do?

>>75069826
only pakistan would disappear, sending paki refugees your way

>>75069834
maybe conservapedia is more up your alley

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>>75069577
good lad

imagine actually being religious
like, actually properly *believing* that stuff

must be amazing

apparently Ireland's next prime minister will be a paki bender

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>May is better than Corbyn
absolute kek, how delusional

>>75069834
sorry, what's wrong with that sentence?

>>75069853
la homo

>>75069838
Post willy in the wild too

thinking about this for the old 'inder profile, is it too reddit?

One intelligent life form seeking another intelligent life form for the purpose of inducing chemical reactions which cause the illusion we call love and also looking for fulfil my inherent need to procreate and save the white race from complete genocide.

>>75069853

>>75069884
hopefully

>>75069853
>>75069782
or pédé, pronounced payday, but with sharp ay

>>75069853
>what is french slag for gay person?
French person

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Going to die alone 2bh.

>>75069884
how is it apparent?

What have Argonians ever done? They just live in mud huts and get high off psychedelic tree sap all day. Truly worthless.

>>75069890
no

>>75069902
honestly stopped reading at the 3rd word

give yourself a quick mallet to the head

>>75069885
at least she doesn't openly support the ira mate

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>>75069853
Un Coque Monsieur

>>75069917
bonjour pédé

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>>75069763
they're both big fat liars

>>75069883
yeh takes a strange person to actually invest in that nonsense.

>>75069902
may as well wear a black brimmed hat for your pic.

>>75069930
Just whip it out behind a bush next to the Elementary school

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>tfw when my mere existence shakes rorkes to the core
feels good

might join network rail or something so I can climb into cool tunnels

>>75069942
sublime post
>>75069950
merde post

>>75069902
far too

business idea: incentivise the white british to breed more instead of importing muslims

j'adore le coq

>>75069886
Aside from being poorly written it's subjective to the point of being asinine. Petain was a national hero in France pre-Vichy and the respect he commanded is largely what got him his position (and also spared his life after the war). Comparing him to a shallow opportunist like Quisling is absurd.

>>75069970
not really mate x

>>75069968
shan't

>>75069798
nah

>>75069823
tried both. it was with the same person anyway

>>75069970
love blasting gays and waiting for the inevitable triggering manifesting itself in nonchalantness such as your post. great stuff.

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>>75069953

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Scared of a world outside you should go explore
Pull all the shades and wander the great indoors

Though lately I can't blame you
I have seen the world
And sometimes wish your room had room for two

So go unlock the door
And find what you are here for
Leave the great indoors
Please leave the great indoors

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>>75069970
bent twat

>>75070016
im guessing you tried anal play before then? you cant just take a cock in your arse without having had anything up there before

>>75069974
Thank-you Pierre

Can you imagine living your entire life in Pakistan? That's almost as bad as living your entire life in East London.

>>75069902
If you're Chad, it works. This applies to any profile you create btw.

>>75070021
> I love being extremely mad but receiving little to no reaction.
hmm ok

WE CHOOSE TO GO TO DA MOON

>>75069981
delete this post you fucking RACIST

>33 posters
>79 replies

Lovely

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who was in the wrong here?

>>75070067
think you replied to the wrong post. got the quote well wrong mate.

>>75069902
literally no hat big enough in my folder just wait till I get home and get my harddrive

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>>75070045
ded

>>75070093
Post willy to shake things up

>>75069970

don't care because you'll either end up dying from AIDS or being thrown off a rooftop when the muslims become a majority

You must truly be low IQ if you correlate everything to race and creed. Can't imagine being this narrow minded.

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>>75070026
>more people turn up for football than people do for the president of the united states of america

>>75070048
yeah
had to stretch that out innit
only did penetration once though -in both sides- we did more gentle stuff like foreplay and cuddling

>>75070056
i flew over it about 15 years ago, you could see the tiny people walking around in their mountain villages, no roads going to some of them. Looked quite nice from the air.

>>75070097
so cultural x

>>75070097
me on the left

>>75070097
why'd he do that?

taking the gf on a day trip to flat spracklen dukes place marlow

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>>75070117
Good lads

who here /contrarian/? I used /pol/ from 2011-2012 then left it used /fit/ a while and now /brit/

Listening to Deano tunes, pretending I had a different life where my gf is texting me to come pick her up in my Astra GXR so I can go meet the lads and their birds down the pub.

Can imagine it but sadly I'm stuck here for life. Someone please just feed me anthrax.

Saw a dead badger on the side of the road the other day

They're quite big aren't they

>>75070125
>we did more gentle stuff like foreplay and cuddling
pd2

Bored of hearing about Trump desu

You would think he was our fucking leader with the amount of news about him.

>>75070152
How is that contrarian?

>>75070169
fascinating
*walks away and talks to someone else*

>>75070152
2010-2012 was peak /fit/ been shit ever since

laughing at all the effort benders have to go through just to achieve penetrative sex. literally no option for instinctual, lustful, spontaneous and raw sex.

what an unsatisfying fetish to invest in.

>>75070158
the english are weird

>>75070186
Why are you talking to me?

>>75069970
Love you x

>>75069884
he seems okay in most immediate regards. he's a 'bender' but isn't effeminate and doesn't make a thing of it and is pretty right-wing. plus he's half-indian (not paki) and with no inclination of any religion so none of that pro-muslim shite

2bh I didn't even know he was half-indian until he said he was; he's pretty pale/sallow and his name sounded more scandi than indian to me initially

>>75070173
alri omar

erm do you mind not talking about gay stuff

this is a straight male rorke general

thanks

>>75070152
unironically think MoS and BvS are kino

>>75069758
it was between 8 - 9 last night, so there were still plenty of shelf stackers and assistants etc.

>>75070183
/pol/ wasnt popular then brit isnt now

SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES

>>75070207
*ignores you*

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>>75070203
>literally no option for instinctual, lustful, spontaneous and raw sex.

that's rape

reminder to vote labour and save /brit/ lads

a vote for tory is a vote to kill the internet
a vote for anyone other than labour is a vote for tory

>>75070176
i was the same, then i realised its a once in a lifetime chance to watch someone at the very top smash their way to the bottom as fast as they can. The US loves Roman history, but they try to copy it not learn from it. This is the pinnacle, this is the end of the Republic, we just dont know if it Sulla or Caeser yet.

>>75070259
>a vote for tory is a vote to kill the internet
Good lad

>a vote for anyone other than labour is a vote for tory
Fuck off

>>75069884
still better than thatcherbot

>>75070259
labour is a wasted vote

Wish the internet would disappear tbqh

>>75070203
penetrative sex is not even the best thing about homosexuality because it's not as good as with a female

>>75070253
This got weird...

>sucking in all these (you)'s from straights
aaah yes played again
everyone knows we survive off of attention

straight men:3 available fuckholes
Bent twats: 2 available fuckholes

>>75070278
>wasting your vote
you are essentially voting tory

>>75070286
alri theresa

>>75070259
why the fuck would I want to save this shithole

>>75070259
or vote labour and kill the country

>>75070259
The internet is not a good thing

>the virgin thinks there's 3 available "fuck holes"

>>75070298
>Supporting the UK's status as a two-party America-tier state
No thanks

I have in truth been tempted to vote Labour this time round as part of a tactical vote; but I just can't bring myself to do it

>>75070284
>voting for the number two party is a wasted vote
you don't understand how parliament works

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Does anyone here even remember the Jersey terrorist?

Are you literally all newfags?

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Straight men: aroused by this
Bent twats: not

>>75070307
there's no other shithole like it

>>75070303
Seriously though

The internet has ruined social interactions.

And it's mindless addiction, like coming to 4chan.

>>75070323
vagina, anus, mouth
I'm afraid you're the virgin here

>>75070338
me on the right

can't understand the mentality of a straight
literally what does a woman offer other than her hole?
name ONE interesting or genuinely thought provoking thing a woman has said to you
otherwise you're exactly the 'perverts' you love to hate

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LADS
the last day of the footy is tomorrow and there's NO summer tournament

>>75070338
can't bait the sheikh

Aishwarya from Amazon.co.uk is helping me to cancel my Prime membership. Might ask for her number once she's done x

>>75070307
>>75070309
>>75070315
>literal cuckolds who not only want mummy may to spy on them but to also take away their Internet time
why don't you get a jump start and fuck off /brit/ already

>>75070309
>Labour will kill the country
Get on the bandwagon lad, /brit/ is no longer a Conservative general. Well, Theresa's Conservatives at least.
The tide has turned to Big Man Jezza

>>75070338
i'm a newfag

>>75070338
one of the saddest things I've seen on 4chan 2bhwy.

dont know why int loved it so much that he got imprisoned

>>75069970
>existence
nah
>the unfunny, ill-informed and straight up retarded posts you make
yep!
but judging from your flag, whether or not you take dick wouldn't make much of a difference in that sense

>>75070338
i was the one that got him sent away mate

>>75070381
corbyn is economically illiterate

>>75070381
>wahhh i wont be able to browse leftypol anymore :((((
piss off dont care

>women
nah, not a fan. not gay tho

>>75070381
> look at me I'm calling people "cuckolds" praise keeekkkk XDDD
wow fascinating
*walks off and talks to someone else*

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>>what's your favourite beatles album?
>revolver

>>75070393
should've been you instead i agree

>>75070329
>he thinks he'll change the two party system
not happening, not this time at least

if you don't vote labour you're just letting tories get a larger hold on seats

>>75070348
>The internet has ruined social interactions.
Yep, the smoking ban hitting pubs and the economy hitting the shit 10 years ago drive the last nails in. Now boys learn how to be men from youtube videos and forums instead of from other men in a pub where disagreement is face to face not raging across a text forum.

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>>75070420

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>>75070339
truuu

Wish I could stop using the internet and read more books, pick up hobbies, plan to do stuff rather than writing days off....

>>75070419
hate the beatles
love the beach boys
/mu/ IN

>hate the beatles
fedora

>>75070436
most bent thing I've read all day
> the smoking ban in pubs is to blame for this
lmao

>>75070413
>>75070417
you literally won't be able to use 4chan at all you cretins

so you might as well do one now if you intend on voting tory

>>75070286
All you have to do is Fuck Off mate

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>>75070411
Labour actually have a fully costed manifesto.
The Conservatives do not.
Tories have pledged to bring down national debt foe the past seven years and it's basically doubled. They promised to bring migration down to tens of thousands and it went up to 300,000.
Wages are not growing in line with UK economic growth, unlike the vast majority of other western countries.

The Conservatives are incompetent and relying on the UK becoming a one party state. Fuck 'em.

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>>hate the beatles
>fedora

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>>75070441
Hnnnng

is there anything more obnoxious to be around than defensive smokers?

>>75070444
whats stopping you?

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>>hate the beatles
>fedora

>>75070467
>you literally won't be able to use 4chan at all you cretins
fantastic
do you think this is a downside?

>>75070485
Train wankers and Jews

>>75070485
militant vegans

>>75070470
yeah I'm sure labour will be different

>>75070473
genuinely revolting

>>75070485
yeh virtue-signalling runts like you who offer opinions when they weren't asked for.

>>75070467
>you literally won't be able to use 4chan at all you cretins
yes, and...?

>>75070488
Low attention span from years off mindless shit on the internet which didnt require active concentration

>>75070427
>if you don't vote labour you're just letting tories get a larger hold on seats

But this'll be the justification for voting Labour every single election. They're just not my first preference party. Until the disaster of the 2015 GE it was actually looking like a promising future too.

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cannot fathom living in a 9m^2

>>75070473
literally not a budge from my cock

>>75070531
>>75070510
Bent rokes

t'was a fairer time when true men such as myself could enjoy a fine pipe in the local alehouse and pass on our storied knowledge to the young... sadly those days have come to pass now, and society has fallen with it. It all started with the smoking ban, you see....

>>75070508
is that supposed to be a reason to vote tory?

should I kill myself, or just kill everyone else?

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>>75070510

particularly pleasant

>>75070473
one in the middle is freakish looking mate

>>75070526
could see this being quite practical, shower and shit at the same time. that's at least 10 minutes extra in bed per day.

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>>75070097
those silly immigrants lol

>>75070502
>>75070514
>posts on 4chan
>wants to kill 4chan
>>>/'dit/

>>75070558
no, it's supposed to be a reason why that whole post was retarded

>>75070508
At this point mate, I'm honestly willing to give it a go. They've promised to limit immigration to a 'manageable' degree and what can a pleb like me even say in response to that?
Politicians are generally cunts, but I literally have nothing to lose by just believing they'll try. The Conservatives have 'tried' and failed on multiple occasions.

What are jellied eels and why are they associated with Millwall fc?

>>75070470
>Wages are not growing in line with UK economic growth, unlike the vast majority of other western countries.
This isn't true, wage stagnation is a problem almost everywhere atm and it's part of the reason anti establishment sentiment has risen all over the world.

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Eleanor Rigby, died in the church
And was buried along with her name
Nobody came
Father McKenzie, wiping the dirt
From his hands as he walks from the grave
No one was saved

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>>75070548
well... yeah
THIS, however, gets the blood flowing

>>75070599
> that whole post was retarded
Sorry pal, but as the author of that post I'd disagree. It's truthful and makes a lot of sense.

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so the housemates are forcing me to go to a house party tonight cos I don't get out enough and socialise

bunch of cunts but I do love them sometimes haha

>>75070606
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogfyJICT9aI

east london thing

>>75070601
yeah maybe. I don't think it matters what puppet is in office in the end anyway

>>75070597
>my special website must be le protected, sign here and upboat le labour party to save it and our narwhals! *sporks*
Anon

you ARE the reddit

>>75070606
jelly deels m8

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Gonna be posting under a yank flag starting tomorrow.

Don't >FOY me

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m-mummy may wouldn't actually shut down 4chan, would she?

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have to go mow the lawn lads or mommy won't buy me lunch and i'll go hungry all weekend

>>75070597
does it really affect your life that much? fucking howling at the state of you

go outside and get a clue

>>75070634
FONT

>>75070608
I would respectfully disagree with you there pal, I have some sources here:

https://www.theguardian.com/money/2016/jul/27/uk-joins-greece-at-bottom-of-wage-growth-league-tuc-oecd
http://uk.businessinsider.com/uk-wages-gdp-and-inequality-2016-3

>>75070660
4chan has a lot of influence and use politically as something to put the blame on(to her party's benefit) so i doubt they will block the 'chon completely

>>75070648
>waaaaah i hate 4chan
>n-no u!!! ur reddit!!!!
not fooling anyone you fedora tipping contrarian

if you don't like it here fuck off to your preferred little sub

can't tell if I am posting with children or very stunted grownups

>>75070665
>relying on your parents for sustenance past the age of 16

utterly pathetic.

>>75070670
>does a government controlled and regulated internet affect your life that much?
yes, it does

and if you think it doesn't you're technologically illiterate

>benders will never feel a soaking wet fanny
feel genuinely sorry for them

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>>75070720
D.NHS;JLR;GNAUWENIKFNAW;OERLBGS

>>75070720
mostly the latter

>>75070720
bit of the former, bit of the latter, bit of poe's law
we're a very diverse community here on /brit/

>>75070705
don't hate just don't pretend to care about it like some sort of bizarro SJW runtoid like you, simple as

reddit is definitely more your speed

Don't reply to me again unless you've got an apology to give.

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>4chan has a lot of influence

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*absentmindedly clicks all the street signs*

>>75070740
hope she bans 4chan AND reddit AND infinity and all other chans JUST so you neck yourself

>>75070745
very good post

>>75070743
they'll feel a soaking wet asshole which is almost the same

>>75070720
both. most posters are teenagers but there are a few old cunts here who still think they're teenagers in 2006 or whatever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgktRt2MTKs

>>75070441
Would honestly just cum immediately after putting it in.

>>75070786
hello gayboy

>>75070777
what about me?

>>75070660
no, she'd just restrict access

they wanted to block all adult websites that don't have proper age verification recently

conservatives are dumb and technologically illiterate

>>75070740
If you're not technologically illiterate bypassing a block should be simple enough t?bh

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the Ol' Razzle Dazzle

>>75070695
That's fine, I'd totally believe that the UK has it far worse, but wage growth (or lack thereof) has become such an issue here that the government has taken measures in the latest budget to try and improve it.

https://www.theguardian.com/business/grogonomics/2017/may/18/dismal-wages-growth-gives-the-lie-to-scott-morrisons-2021-surplus-plan

>>75070824
hello redddit

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What cologne do you wear?

How do you find out whether or not you're ugly

>>75070824
I shouldn't have to jump through hoops to do what I want on the internet
it's not the governments job to police things as such

>>75070773
batty holes don't get wet

>>75070821
>they wanted to block all adult websites that don't have proper age verification recently
Ha! Good bloody luck

Didn't Cameron's gov. try and do something similar?

>>75070862
I agree entirely

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ate a can of pringles by myself in one go

>>75070764
she won't just ban chans you muppet

she'll ban any form of torrenting, streaming, anything that could construed as copyright, and pornography unless it complies with tory preferences (no facesitting, no squirting, no spanking, no hentai, etc)

>>75070777
anyone here over 23/24 imo is a fucking sadact

>>75070853
le male is NOT eau de cologne but eau de toilette you fucking nonce

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>>75070338

>>75070866
diahorrea?

>>75070660
Not possible 2bqh

Not hosted on British soil, you have no actual control over the website. All they could really do, theoretically, is restrict access to it through the internet providers assuming they would even go along with it.

>>75070880
this desu

starting to get more respect for you by the day mate

>>75070866
yeah they do. it's lined with mucus and liquid shit juice

>>75070773
Umm sweetie, water content is fecal matter is quite low. Haha.

>>75070821
she doesn't just want to restrict access, she wants to roll out a government regulated internet like north korea

>>75070873
hahahahahahaah hahahahaahahhahahahahahha
you fat fuck hahahah gros porc gruik gruik gruik hahahahahaa patapouf

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>>75070847
That's interesting; I'd assumed Australian wage growth was going successfully? Just judging by graphs such as these, but then I'm no economist.

lovely, lovely bowl of aldi brand protein crunch cereal reinforced with minerals and protein

>>75070873
About 1000kcal mate.

You could have had a largeish meal for that.

>>75070891
Go eat more pringles fatty gay

>>75070910
I can tell you just came from reddit

>>75070873
you are now officially an american citizen

>>75070786
>The Beach
great film

proof we shouldn't let yanks breed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wi16604G2u8

>>75070880
yeh wasting the best years of your life here is much better.

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nearly done lads

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hm yes this seems like a good idea

might go get some Nuggets

>>75070927
>>75070938
>>75070946
am skinny, just have poor control when it comes to pringles, can't have "just one"

>>75070933
Aldi are fucking shit, people who say they're good are mongs.

>>75070946

>10 minutes

fuck off with that nonsense

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>>75070903
don't underestimate HER power

>>75070971
good

got nowt to hide nowt to fear

>>75070944
not the same poster x you're still a dumb leaf

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DGB going to the moon, making absolutely tonnes of fucking money right now up 75% in 24hrs

>>75070639
The pie looks good
The eels look gross

>>75070972
racist

>>75070974
You can still have fat buildup around your organs

>>75070962
the only reason someone over 23/24 are here is because they failed during the "best years of their life".

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>>75070945
Umm, why don't you FOY sweaty :) x

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>why yes, I am tres fatty gay

>>75070995
fucking hell I knew I should've bought this

>>75070974
I undertand

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>>75070971
> the government would be particularly keen on snatching powers from internet giants Google and Facebook, which have monopolized the flow of information online.

>Moreover, internet companies and social networks would have to comply with regulations or else face sanctions.

>“We will introduce a sanctions regime to ensure compliance, giving regulators the ability to fine or prosecute those companies that fail in their legal duties, and to order the removal of content where it clearly breaches UK law,” the manifesto reads.

>In a bid to crack down on pornography, the new rules would also force companies to make it harder for people to access the content online, while content creators would have to justify their policies to the government.

>Jim Killock, who runs the UK-based Open Rights Group campaign, said the proposals fall short of their scope, as platforms already abide by the law when it comes to restricting online material.

>“Platforms generally are much more restrictive than the law – they already censor more than the law requires.

>“They’re generally quite censorious as it is. It’s hard to see what really is going to be added by this except enormous costs for little benefit.”

>>75070982
Wouldn't want her to send Comcast a strongly worded email now would we?

She looks like she'd like to speak to my manager.

>>75070971
just like china?

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>>75071000

It is gross. I don't know northern euros subject themselves to disgusting food

>>75070932
Well I don't understand that either but I can tell you that wage growth here hasn't been good for years. Perhaps that graph was tied with unemployment rates or certain industries or something, idk.

>>75070964
>simpsons
>post-season 8

BINNED

Reminder you will be here forever

You cannot quit

>>75070977
...yeah
*walks away and talks to someone else*

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>>simpsons
>>post-season 8
>
>BINNED

>>75070993
>got nowt to hide nowt to fear
completely irrelevant argument

she's planning on regulating what you can and can't view
not spying on you (which she already passed with the snoopers charter)

>>75071021
yeh, wasting your life here during the best years of your life is much better.

I'M NOT THE VILLAIN HERE!!

*clasps skull-topped cane and menacing black cape to opposing shoulder before disappearing in a fog of black smoke amid ominous satanic music*

hmm that is interesting
*walks off, not even going to talk to someone else, just fucking right off*

>>75070951
not really.

whilst I acknowledge the soundtrack and nostalgic values, the film was mostly very shallow with very little development of character and an inaccurate representation of the human race.

got a decent fedora to post ratio going ITT

>>75071060
stop replying to it, we know he is retarded

get a semi whenever a frog replies to me

>>75071036
yes

it seems that mummy may thinks thatcher was too liberal a role model and has decided that the kims and chinks are much more fitting

>>75071040
Fair enough; but whilst I can agree that wage growth might be stagnating all over the developed world; the Conservatives here don't seem to have been doing a particularly good job of managing/ dealing with it.

>>75071082
true.

>>75071084
hey x

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>>75071068
This you?

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>got a decent fedora to post ratio going ITT

>>75071021
bit of a paradox here..

If you spend the best years of your life here surely you're failing during the best years of your life.

>>75071106
that guy just came fresh off /b

>>75071110
you dont actually expect intelligence from that welsh mong do you?

>>75071057
>Reminder that the Food Standards Agency can LEGALLY look through all the degenerate trap and tranny shit that you've watched over the last twelve months.

Good luck getting a job you NEET lads.

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>>75071084
hey x

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piggies

>>75071106
seen this twat in the backround of a public disgrace scene. I hope someone at kink sees his stupid fucking shirt and sets the safe word as "crying" just to blow him the fuck out

wish someone saved the vocaroos 190kg made on /sp/.

really wish you lads could hear his runtish voice. you'd fucking love it.

>>75071140
mousee?

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>not really.

>whilst I acknowledge the soundtrack and nostalgic values, the film was mostly very shallow with very little development of character and an inaccurate representation of the human race.

>>75071160
actually I think you'd find that I literally don't care

>>75071101
considering they're intending to harm the economy even more with a strong brexit (that nobody voted for), wage growth will definitely be worse than the rest of the western world in the future

>>75071176
put your trip back on

dont have nothing to hide on my computer but thats not a reason to have the gov controlling and spying

>>75071139
>local authorities can too
>my binman knows that I'm secretly gay

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HAS THE UK LEFT THE EU YET???!!

>>75071078
holy fucking fedora

>>75071176
well then i wasn't talking to you was i

>>75071110
Thailad, don't bother trying to outsmart me, I shit all over you in any political argument as seen during early morning /brit/.


This pushed to one side, just because someone here posts during "the best years of their life" does not mean they're an out and out failure. As the gimmick goes: Fuck off normie twat. People of my age are more than capable to post here whilst having an active social and working life.

People above 23/24 however only come here to escape responsibilities and it is clear, if you're still posting here at 23/24 you are failing at life.

>>75071190
trip into a bin you goblinoid

>>75071101
I agree with that, tories seem to not give one shit about average working people, I never hear them address any concerns of workers.

I can see them bringing about a 1984 stye state, rather than trying to improve equality, especially if labour get so smashed that the tories stay in power for 20 years.

>>75071199
yea in two years (april 2019)

>>75071210
get fucked triprunt enabler