>His country doesn't have a century long conflict

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>His country doesn't have multiple thousand year long conflicts

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>His country doesn't have a conflict so old it predates both your nations

>barbposting

>>75068938
We don't even have to destroy you. We can just relax and drink Carlsberg while you destroy yourselves.

>>75069066
Winning by default is your only hope because we've beaten you at literally everything for the past 500 years.

>>75069152
Stockholm bloodbath best day of my life
reeeeeeee

>>75069222
ty for killing our shitty nobility tbqh
Wish we could've done the same to your worthless monarchs

>his country didnt start the three biggest conflicts in the world
Really?
Pathetic.

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>>75068853
>his country isn't responsible for multiple conflicts on multiple continents

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>his country didn't have a century long conflict with its colony

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>>75069066
>implying Denmark isn't also destroying itself

>>75069437
Fuck off anglo scum, you're the one to talk

>his country didnt evolve from world ruler to meme tier

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>>75069486
>sweden

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>>75069486
>sweden

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>>75069513
>>75069565
Fuck yes

>>75068853
Why is she posted so much here? She's not even that good looking - her face looks kinda piggish

>>75069678
It's some weirdo on a proxy.

>>75068938
>>75069066
>>75069152
>>75069222
wtf i thought you are friends now

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>>75069678
>>75069781
>10085/5
>not brabposting

>>75069437
u haven't seen nothing yet son

https://www.thelocal.dk/20170519/danish-kundby-girl-gets-six-years-for-school-bomb-terror-plot

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>>75068938
>>75069066
>>75069222
AHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOW DOES IT FEEL TO LOOSE A THIRD OF ALL YOUR TERRITORY IN ONE NIGHT?!

>his country wasn't involved in infighting for most of its history

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>his country hasn't held a rivalry for a thousand year with another country for no reason at all

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>His country wasn't dismantled by foreign powers into a shadow of it's former self

>>75072892
The reason is that they are butthurt over the fact that nordics who happened to speak french invaded their homeland a thousand years ago and theyre still mad about that... on the wrong people

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>>75069291
>his country hasn't defeated a superpower without even declaring war on them

>>75072939
>his country wasn't dismantled 3 months after being restored

>his country hasn't defeated invading Russians, Germans, Frenchies, British and Spaniards

>>75068853
The Hyperwar lasted for thousands of years.

>>75073003
I don't think anyone would really care if it hadn't utterly fucked the language up

>His country hasnt fought every single one of its neighbours at the same time

>>75069379
it clearly isn't.

It was a contestation of the crown between the duke of Valois, and the duke of Gascony, nothing involving anything else.

>>75074815
speak Anglish you retards

>>75075424
Nothing wrong with Norman influence, it gives our language a bit of flair that the other Germanic languages sorely lack.

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>his country's teenagers don't self identify with centuries old conflicts because it makes them feel like they might be a part of something interesting
>his countrymen doesn't actively shun foreign goods because of said self inflicted conflict
>He doesn't just enjoy reading up on it without getting personally involved