Aneros edition
>>75066018
W2C?
bit gay
really hope the shit hits the fan in north korea
bollocks are full
Name a better comedy show
>>75066041
you get can them on amazon
read a book
>>75066041
is google broken you stupid fuck?
>>75066067
this did nothing for me
>rorkes tend to be mentally stable
>>75066018
i have that one, managed to get a good cum yesterday so hard it hit my face
>>75066067
warsaw?
What are those bum toys like? Do any of you lads own one?
>>75066076
shut up nerd
>>75066077
you ok mate?
>>75066054
>fantasy
>or sci-fi
dropped
>>75066003
>I don't enjoy reading your posts therefore no one should!!
and stop misrepresenting my blogposts you boring twat
anime
calle
DAE nothing is le difference between rasheed and rorke?? XDD am i right my fellow radical centrist sirs?
remember those creep webms of arses in brum city centre
post if you've got one please
>>75066114
Avenida
Captcha: calle caldwell
>>75066093
there was a bent lad here who used bum toys and made a post about shitting himself because using them weakened his anal/sphincter/whatever muscles.
>>75066018
>>75066041
>>75066071
>>75066090
>>75066093
WTF
benders out
fidget spinners are a pretty wanky fad, they have no story
cant catch all 150 fidget spinners
cant send someone to the shadow realm with a fidget spinner
bloody kids
>>75066127
calm down mate and stop arguing with yourself
thoughts of éiré?
>>75066127
>DAE
you have to go back
>>75066090
wish i was there x
>>75066127
>>75066138
who
>>75066180
theresa may
Stuck fingers up my arse on 2 separate occasions
Not really a fan, probably won't do it again but at least I know now
It's worth a try at least if you've never done it
>>75066198
were they all pooey when they came back out?
>>75066198
gay animale
>>75066198
really liked it when my gf fingered me those few times
>>75066177
you post this picture literally every thread
crease at the state of your life
>>75066198
I used to enjoy it when I was younger but it became progressively less enjoyable each time I did it, I think the novelty of being a bent twat wore off.
>- I explain that I am a non-smoker but I was asked to hold a cigarette in a Movie - to clear up confusion - movie was 'My Week With Maraylin'
https://youtu.be/2BJNnh_q_Kw?t=1129
fuck sake lads how do I fix this before my mum gets home, she's going to kill me
>rorkes tend to be more stable
*shoots an MP for having differing political views*
I don't understand why brit goes so fast yet other threads are dead.
good:
street
mews
close
avenue
bad:
road
dual carriageway
boulevard
bypass
>>75066230
I saved that yesterday from here mate but if it bothers you that much ill defo remember to keep posting it
Think I'm finally growing out of leftism lads. I may soon become a rorke again at this rate
https://youtu.be/LRrmcOdsOS0
Joe Weller just dropped an absolute summer ANTHEM
>>75066242
tell her the dog barked and you jumped with dildo still up your ass or something
fingered myself in the shower a few times, the orgasms I had were so unbelievably intense I nearly passed out, shot hot cum like an anti-tank rifle.
>>75066242
hide it up your arse
just hope she doesn't notice
>>75066260
>tfw avenue master race
>>75066276
alri deano
>>75066279
bit gay that
>rorkes tend to be more stable
*freaks out about white genocide when an Indian family moves onto his street*
>>75066252
good post
guy in work brought in one of those spinner things a few days ago and I hadn't heard of them or had any idea what they were and was asking why the fuck he brought some kids toy into work with him
literally that evening there were a load of people on the radio complaining about them and how they're supposedly destroying childrens minds and attention spans in school
really need to keep more 'with it' 2bh
>>75066260
I'm parade what do?
>>75066297
guess you could say I am a bit gay haha x
>>75066276
housemate is good mates with him
shan't be signing any autographs lads
>>75066276
Same old Nandos bollocks.
Bring the 90s back senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4_t6IwfaDY
>>75066260
>avenue nadir
>>75066312
ah yes, brighton
goes in good
>>75066308
weird how it just sort of became a thing last week
remember hearing about it on the radio
now i'm reading about it on 4chan
if i didn't know any beter, i'd start to believe that i'm living in a truman show type world where the script writers are just running out of ideas and trying to send me on new adventures.
not a furry. just love the porn, simple as
>>75066341
nonce
actually ordering a fidget spinner right now lmao
>>75066238
>that fucking buzz lightyear drawing is still on his settee
>>75066400
alri jonathan, time for your ritalin
suffering brain zaps and lightheadedness from the ol' SSRI withdrawal symptoms
I am NOT going to the docs to get another presciption so I can finish tapering off properly, just going to rou *ZAP* uhfghhdnbnl gh it out lads
>>75066260
what about Rue
3:40 and haven't left bed all day
sweat between my bollocks and thigh smelling particularly musky
for some reason not particularly hungry
debating a shower.
>>75066400
waiting for delivery as we speak
White genocide is real mate
>>75066400
this general is for grown ups only, junior
>>75066400
where
I kinda get jealous when I see successful countries, like when I see pictures of Japan and how much of a utopia it is I wish someone would nuke them again.
If I can't have it nobody can.
>>75066400
gonna cop one too
mwah
>>75066400
>>75066442
where from
>>75066260
grove here
>>75066460
chinks
>image.jpg
Hello, Reddit.
>>75066425
fucking hell that's what they are, I was getting those so badly when I tried to stop that I nearly threw up and passed out
>>75066420
erm, ok?
>>75066442
GOOD lad
>>75066444
bad post
>>75066447
off ebay
>>75066459
nice
>>75066460
ebay
>>75066279
hot
>>75066427
a rue is basically a french street so good
>>75066458
they're perfect BECAUSE they got nuked
nuking them more would just make them better
do you guys want to move elsewhere?
fucking buzzing someone just replied to me
>>75066018
>tfw never managed to reach the famous seizure orgasm super o, but have been really close
>>75066090
not how you're supposed to use it
how you're supposed to use it: https://www.youporn.com/watch/8332168/aneros-full-body-orgasm/
>>75066443
why are deformed people and animals always in idna?
>>75066372
please acknowledge my fetish
>>75066511
go fuck a kangaroo you sadcase
>>75066524
yeah
>>75066524
aus/canada
but I also want to be close to europe so hmmm
>>75066308
I hate fads like this. Never dabbed, never planked,
never Harlem shaked, never ice bucket water challenged, never knony2012'd, never gangnam style'd, never pokemon goed.
Fuck plebs
>>75066481
did you just suddenly stop taking a big prescription dose or something
you absolute ovenglove
drank a whole 75cl labrini original yesterday do NOT mess with me sunshine
wasting one of my only two free days this week.
>>75066513
No way, modern nukes are way more powerful than Fat Man and Little Boy. It pisses you off when you think about it, Japan suffers from no problems
what's for dinner boys?
doing an early tinder date lads. bit nervous, she's 5 minutes away.
>>75066542
well said, lad.
we need to purge the aussies from /brit/
>>75066567
I'd fucking HATE to be the bad post lad right now hahah
>>75066561
hello rasheed
Always get told I'm manipulative but genuinely never consciously intend to
Cucks btfo
Bradford City vs Milwall in the playoff final lads who we backing to go up
I'll go with Bradford personally
>>75066563
yeah I was trying to crash my mood, not be physically sick
sexy metal pants
>>75066581
nigella's arsehole
bananas
In pyjamas
Bought a 3rd car for $500 (2013 Focus SE). Gonna trade it in soon towards the GTO I've been saving for.
>>75066579
pretty sure they had disgustingly deformed babies for a while
>>75066622
hello chad
>>75066627
I'd fucking HATE to be the bad post lad right now hahah
>>75066622
Good lad. Rwd or nothing
just stuck a plastic willy into my rectum
ooh yeah baby :p
*switches from UKIP to tory*
thanks lib dem!
>>75066666
WITNESSED
This is a good post and I DEMAND to be acknowledged for it
>this bender aussie samefag
sooner these cunts are glassed the better
>>75066666
amazing get
>>75066631
Well that's a short term worry.
Look at Japan now, apart from the shitty work culture it's a utopia, suffers from none of the problems other countries do
>>75066692
lebo
>>75066666
benders confirmed for godless heathens
>>75066692
bad post
>>75066688
good post
>>75066678
good post
>>75066672
good post
>>75066666
good post + nice digits
/brit/ is a bender thread
breeders out
>>75066702
i think people always just think of it as tokyo which absolutely is not true. has plenty of rural, shit areas too
>>75066076
Came up to Cat's Cradle
Is it good? With a quick google it seems interesting
need a bf lads
need to suck a cock and get sucked
need to fuck a lad and get fucked
>>75066663
Been daily driving my s13 hatch for almost 5 years now with a 2wd (rwd) Silverado as my backup vehicle.
Really genuinely don't like the handling in the Focus. FWD feels fucking weird, the steering is tight but it feels like it drags itself along begrudgingly. Not a bad daily driver, not a car for enthusiasts.
>>75066702
>Look at Japan now, apart from the shitty work culture it's a utopia, suffers from none of the problems other countries do
arab education
/brit/ is a bug chasing thread
negholes out
>breeders
canadians out
>>75066482
confused. is he asking her or me? or is she asking me? in either case, why is the other there? and whats with the fucking horse?
dream life: living in north italy with an argentine wife
>>75066731
>arabs
>education
lol good one
>>75066612
why would you want to do that you muppet
>>75066652
hello buswanker
>canadians out
canadians out
>>75066749
south of france with a spanish wife
have you ever done any bent stuff? used to wank with a mate but most people have done that i guess
Me
>>75066770
would stomp that kots head into a fine paste
bugchaser tim wants to battle!
Just had a wank AMA
>>75066764
basque country is a peng area
south east though is a bit shite
DD/MM/YY not DD/MM/YYYY
>>75066783
kek
reckon I'll find out if I got the male receptionist position on Monday
>>75066723
Even so you can move from the rural shit areas to the cities where life is comfy
>>75066731
Is it not a utopia? Really what problems does it have apart from overworking?
>>75066757
I'm Indian
>>75066730
Get a bike, nigga. I didn't really appreciate the beauty of rear wheel driven until there was only one
>>75066786
kakuna or metapod?
>>75066766
Rubbed my willy against another lads willy who lived across the road from me when I was younger, don't recall either of us getting erect.
>>75066781
no you wouldn't
>>75066787
saw a documentary about britanny and looked really really comfy, could defo live by the coast there. or the south west
>>75066815
Metapod
>>75066781
excellent post
>>75066820
no, i'd start with you first vile little cretin
literally cannot even read my own hand-writing at this point. will have to start writing in all caps
>>75066786
how big is the 'nis
>>75066829
the whole atlantic coast is a really nice place to live really. from bretagne to the spain border it's very very nice. Nice people too. weird to see areas like bretagne, pays basque, vendée in the same country as PACA and the north
>>75066853
>cretin
I don't think you know what a cretin is
>>75066786
How do planes work?
>>75066759
to make it easier to kill myself
>>75066885
hello cretin
>>75066787
would you say annecy is south east
desperate to do some urban exploring but don't want to look like a retard lifting random metal covers in the street
>>75066781
>>75066851
fuck off psychopaths
afternoon
Why aren't you going out tonight anon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haRf0dMzMqE
>>75066903
I have two personalties:
The nicest guy you'll ever meet and...a twisted fucking psychopath
>>75066814
Would like a bike but I'm committed to the car stuff right now and then there are a couple guns I want before I buy more toys.
Pops has an old Moto Guzzi he said he'd sell me for cheap because he prefers his other bike and doesn't ride it enough but even post-restoration it's not very reliable and I think I'd want something more performance oriented. Also the backroads around here are Isle of Man-esque and I'd kill myself.
>>75066786
How much of the old 'erm?
>quit smoking last month
>budman has white widow in
FFFFFFFF
>>75066874
7.5"
>>75066886
They suck in air and float on it
>>75066915
going to a house party
>>75066878
yup, wild wet and windy atlantic coast, would absolutely love it
>>75066900
I'm from Annecy from my dad's side and nah it's not south east in my opinion. Annecy and Aix-les-Bains are two very nice towns in the "start" of the alps
>>75066893
ahhh I see, good lad
don't like girls with nipple piercings cause it reminds me other men have touched them
>>75066943
pics NOW
>>75066868
same
although I have early onset parkinsons
>>75066915
>going out on a fucking saturday
hello deano
>>75066944
Getting the kopparbergs in at ya mams doesn't count m8
Christmas bonus isn't for another 6 months anyway
Somehow managed to get bored with weed. Don't even buy it anymore, worked out accidentally saving me more money.
>>75066953
they're usually done by females though
don't like aussies cos they remind me of shit
>>75066965
Already posted it on /brit/ before, doesn't look that impressive anyway
Gf went down to London today with £2k to spend at some stupid makeup convention thing
Fucking stupidest thing I've ever heard
>>75066970
>being a student
don't like that one aussie ITT
what's the best dominos pizza?
>>75067003
>gif
fuck off
ahhh...
hmm.
I'm ready for one hell of a weekend lads
me
Please rate my bollock-busting post
>>75066952
>>75066952
>>75066952
coconut is one of the best flavours
>>75067033
hello rasheed
marriage is stupid of course but a big wedding is particularly narcissistic
Want a horny older woman (40-55) to seduce me and ride my cock all night.
>>75067063
>marriage is stupid
not true
>>75066953
could care less
>>75067014
looks nice
wouldn't try because of the ol' appearing to be masculine thing though.
coconut ice cream
coconut curry
coconut cocktails
coconut beers
all delicious
>>75066971
ah yes it's the /brit/ poster who makes dumb and incorrect assumptions
>>75066067
can someone present a freudian analysis of the tights fetish?
https://youtu.be/-4K5ecelDzo
just fell in love lads
love a practical gf
>>75067086
I struggle doing that with one cock in my mouth and one in my arse anyway so I don't have to worry
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1597530143
NEED a french canadian gf holy fuck this vid gets me diamonds
Hairline's receding ffs
>>75067103
best she has a lovely musky fanny from the lack of washing
>can someone present a freudian analysis of the tights fetish?
I've got a thick, luscious, full head of hair
>>75067014
god damn really want to try one of these. didn't even kopp made lager
>>75067092
no, that title is reserved for someone with an australian flag x
is the north a real place.
is it just rows of terraced houses with comprehensive schools, grim high streets and pubs strewn in between.
do they have things like swimming pools and running tracks? i cannot imagine sheffield having like a running track or a cricket field
>>75067138
have widows peak so can't tell if I'm balding eveyttime i get a haircut haha
>>75067081
foy
>>75066984
doesn't matter
>>75067103
>self build
yeah no doubt with help from her dad and his tools
>>75067207
VERY sexist
>>75067207
utterly sexist post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sdgg2mvNhNU
high quality grime
>>75067207
>>75066929
Restore that shit, asshole.
It'll be a fun weekend thing. As many cars as you have, you probably know how to wrench and bikes are basically lawn mowers.
>>75067103
>>75067239
nice
>>75067239
haven't even heard of these lot before
>>75067103
knew she'd have this upspeak southerner accent.
>>75067176
yes it has all of that stuff
lots of gold courses
where would /brit/ be on the spectrum
>>75067103
>you can go for a nature poo
>I quite enjoy it
>>75067277
idk its just i can't fathom northernrers doing owt in their lives
>go to a shitty kes-style comprehensive
>get a job down't mine
>knock up a lass from 't pub
>and rinse and repeat
not much room for things like sports or hobbies and interests.
>>75067327
above average IQ i'd say.
opinion: cycling is underrated as entertainment
>>75067370
arrogant student
business idea: expand the DLR
>>75067327
rorkes: moderate learning disability
rasheeds: moderate learning disability
radical centre: extreme ability in some areas
>>75067401
im a wagey mate
i have no pretense anymore.
i hate my life and there's no way out besides sudoku.
>Janitor applications are now being accepted for the next ~48 hours.
>>75067440
shame, you would've made a great student
watched King Arthur yesterday. good movie
>>75067176
you not heard of Jessica Ennis you fuking mong
a piece of earwax naturally fell out earlier today at random
a black fingernail sized one
>>75067458
was a student and got stellar grades.
that's why i'm a bit dissapointed that the reward is 45 years of wage-cuckery.
ligne 14 extension (finished by the end of 2017)
>>75067456
considering applying just so i can delete ribena's posts
once i become janitor say good bye to /brit/
>>75067275
literally every girl I went to uni with had that
fucking ear piercing
might apply for janny just to antagonise 190kg and ribena
>>75067247
It has been "restored" professionally to an extent. The problem is it's an old bike and it sits in a shed for extended amounts of time. If I did pick it up I'd probably planning on rebuilding the motor right off the bat, not sure on parts availability for 70's Italian bikes though.
NEED a theresa may gf
>>75067515
yeah its a uni accent.
>>75067456
delete this please
janny performs a vital service. surely he must be compensated handsomely in return?
got me application in
Not going to apply for janny but I'd vote for the candidate that will enforce the page 7 rule
considering applying for the janny position.
what's the pay rate lads?
>>75067558
least funny thing i've seen in a long time
me signing a book
ah yes
>>75067535
Ah yes
>>75067569
I'd campaign for the abolition of page 7 rule.
>>75067486
neat
paris seems underrated sometimes
>558
leafs are incapable of humour
how many hours a day are jannies supposed to spend monitoring 4chan?
>>75067578
according to the signup it says "uncompensated volunteer", but that cant be true, there's no way someone would go through that much effort without being compensated
>>75067558
good post
>>75067558
>UTC-5 (EST)
doxxable info
@75067558
cringing at this desperate attempt for laughs
The gf
I actually found it quite funny
>>75067642
same
>>75067477
where did it all go wrong?
ah yes
gonna go downstairs and have pasta for the fourth time this week
>>75067637
the gf
>>75067637
>ywn have a qt turbororke young hillary clinton gf
what exactly are the tangible incentives (if any) of being a janny here?
surely they don't literally do it for free, as the memes imply? its not like you're going to put it on your fucking CV
i have a job i enjoy.
i just hate working in general.
its the fact that i have to spend 5/7 days doing it and that i have to sit there watching the clock tick down for 8 hours a day
>>75066092
yes
/gif/ is the best desu
>>75067668
*opens mouth*
>>75067698
what's your job?
Our board is in serious trouble. We don't have victories anymore.
When /pol/ sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're sending people who have lots of problems. They're bringing cancer, they're bringing shitposting, they're autists -- and some, I assume are good people.
I am calling for a complete and total shutdown of /tv/ posters until such time as our board's representatives can figure out what the hell is going on.
im her now alds hows ig oign
>>75067693
non meme answer: they get a £10 amazon voucher a month
>>75067667
it hasn't objectively gone wrong.
i'm on a good career path and all that.
i just hate working and feel depressed about it.
>>75067716
researcher
>>75067668
make it cry please
*closes mouth*
*lowers paw*
>>75067732
are you paid hourly? could you not do less hours?
>>75067733AKDS
SPEAK TOME
>>75067725
isn't that below the minimum wage? how does 4chan keep getting away with this!
the new metro lines for the Grand Paris project looks peng
>>75067693
>its not like you're going to put it on your fucking CV
Why? You can just say internet forum moderator of extremely popular website
Just been roasted off me own watch
>>75067762
i was ironically doing 4 days a week then they upgraded me to 5.
i preferred four because i still basically had half the week to myself, but as a young person who needs money for things like eventually getting a house and to do holidays with its better i work 5
>>75067558
shameless stealing of my gimmick >>75067522
>>75066666
very nice post
>>75066666
h-hot
>>75066666
/brit/ summarized
what an absolute general