ok
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
>>75065656
whats up crab
>>75067186
I was a pirate,now I buy stuff and never use them.
>>75065656
What's up carib?
>>75069342
absolutely fuck all
I have a staff meeting but I am not 100% sure I am still a member of staff
>>75070346
You're still a member of our staff :^)
>>75065656
Whats up mate?
Feels good to have no software piracy laws
>>75069342
>Tfw the one on the far right looks like my sister
>>75071095
:( but I don't know
>>75074217
pls gib qt sister
>>75074516
>>75077987
>as canine said "No" SL realized his dreams were ended before they even had a chance
I feel sick :/
>>75074217
Noice. Are you willing to admit on record that your sister is hot af
>>75082664
I doubt
set up my pool today crablads.
Really tempted to take a dive in it.
A bot that can speak shall be the end of /carib/
So, what are my crabmens doing tonight?
>>75089480
why?
>>75089116
This picture always gets me
>>75089322
What kind of pool?
>>75089771
One of those vinyl+steel tube ones. holds about 1700 gallons.
>>75089870
oh I see, well that sounds like fun. Invite qts over and have fun
>>75089915
>Invite qts over and have fun
I have not been out of my house in 3 weeks. How would I able able to do that?
Only qt I know who might not think I will lock her up in a dungeon left the island over a year ago.
>>75090022
>I have not been out of my house in 3 weeks. How would I able able to do that?
>Facebook,Whatsapp,Viber,Telegram
>left the island over a year ago
I know that feel
>>75090133
>>Facebook,Whatsapp,Viber,Telegram
I use none of those. Nor will I ever use them desu.
>I know that feel
Whatever happened to that big tall qt?
>>75090280
>big tall qt
She is in Trinidad and I am not
>Nor will I ever use them desu.
At least use Telegram for /carib/
>>75090302
>She is in Trinidad and I am not
(
>At least use Telegram for /carib/
I'm already too deep into the botnet using steum and windows and google stuff. Not willing to go more.
>>75090359
>already apart of the botnet
>but still being afraid of the botnet
>>75090456
I wanna limit the information I feed to the botnets is what I mean.
>>75069342
The far right one is hot
>>75074217
Post sis
>>75090558
are you suggesting you dont google funny things to entertain agent Johnson at the nsa?
>>75065656
Why do all your flags look very similar to other countries. Explain full history pls.
>>75090558
They already have everything they need senpai
>>75090935
Most flags looks similar to others
>>75090935
>Why do all your flags look very similar to other countries
there is only so much one can do with a colored rectangle
>>75090935
The flag of Puerto Rico looks like the flag of Cuba, ok.
But I don't think the other carib flags are similar to other flags.
Wake up crabs!
>>75069342
>tfw no curly hair gf to spoon and berry my head in her hair
>>75100686
My gf has curly hair, but her skin is white.
>>75101321
normie reeee get out
>>75101570
Why ;_;
>>75099382
Nah
>>75069342
1, 4, 3, 2
>>75104675
4, 4, 4, 4
Why do I like curly hair so much?
>>75099382
No
>>75100686
You had your chance
>>75107771
It is finally over lads
>>75107771
Do-over pls.
>>75109124
Go on another vacation to Aruba
>>75069342
why do /carib/ people have more white features than african americans?
just look at far left
>>75109353
Or maybe this.
>>75109531
I highly doubt those women are from the Caribbean
>>75109608
That would be a rage quit not a do over
>>75109531
They have been white'd
Bumping with no survivors
>>75112264
You're Jamaican so you know a lot about drugs.
What kind of drugs are they doing here?
Don't think they're just smelling incense.
>>75065656
With this shitty OP's no one new will ever come here
>>75113895
What anime is that webm from?
>>75113895
racist!
Blimpity blamph.
>>75124904
ohio
>>75113895
>You're Jamaican so you know a lot about drugs.
A sleep I shall have.
>>75125909
I thought you already slept all day
>>75126532
Not enough.
>>75125909
Did you feel for the beauty sleep meme?
>>75126755
sleep is the only thing that isn't a meme
>>75126836
I never said that thou. I said beauty sleeps are the meme. Specially in our hot, humid ass weather that fuck up your skin and your hair.
I need something to do right now
>Don't have to go into work
>All my friends are gone
>Island is dull and boring
>>75127272
play games?
>>75127485
Haven't had the inclination to play vidya in a long time
Are the American Virgin Islands a shithole like Puerto Rico. Can America really not into imperialism? :(
>>75127539
Read something maybe then?
>>75127559
pretty much.
Also the way they drive is all wrong.
>>75127630
It's what I am doing now but the stuff that interests me also depresses
me as I learn more about the world. I am getting a bit burnt out on it though.
>have to run tomorrow and everything hurts
>>75127810
Well, don't know then.
Watch some wrasslin then? That's what I'm doing right now.
Hey, fuccbois, did you like Anancy representation on American Gods?
>>75130155
Yis,yes I did
I like the anachronism of his clothes
>>75130186
>tfw our Anancy is more of a happy going tricksters than a jack ass tricksters
Its cool tho
>>75130197
For episode 4?
He didn't seem like a happy going trickster, he is more chaotic good/neutral
>>75130315
Our as in the one we have here in CR. Anancy didn't appear on episode 4 tho.
>>75130328
oh you mean like that
The one we have here is a bit of a cunt sometimes
>>75117182
>>75130367
Do you know the story of him tricking a Jaguar in to let him ride on him so that he can fuck some sluts?
Good old Anancy
How do I as a Canadian find a job in the Caribbean? What islands would be best to look at? Should I try cruise ships?
I work in HVAC so I imagine there's lots of opportunities for that type of thing, also I'm fluent in French so that may help.
I'd probably do this only for a few years. I want to experience a new place but not too far from home and I'm sick of Canadian weather. It's fucking 2 degrees right now where I am.
ok i will return later
pls don't die /carib/
>>75132020
>I want to experience a new weather.
Then go on vacation, your candy ass won't handle the blazing heat this hellhole has 24/7.
Now after you take that vacation and you still want to work in this region then yeah, cruise ships are always looking for HVAC technicians so go for it. Carnival is a good company I've heard.
>>75131428
What no?
I know of the one where he tricked the alligator into thinking he didn't
eat her children.
>>75132020
>I work in HVAC
Trinidad or Barbados
No dying on me.
>>75139690
>>75139690
What is dead can never die Val
>>75139918
Quiet fool.
>>75142622
Every kingdom needs a court jester :^)
Are there still actual pirates where you guys live?
>>75144871
Nah, they all moved to the east african seas.
>>75144871
Nope,only in Asia and around those parts
>>75145260
>>75146128
when was the pirate era of the caribean?
like what the movies are about
>>75146265
Eighteen hundreds I think, black beard fucked some shit up around these parts
>>75146739
what were most pirates origins/nations/heritage?
>>75146854
English.
>>75147288
This
>>75143914
>you will never be a pirate in colonial american times
Bumping for racially ambiguous curly haired Goddesses that keep popping up
>>75150579
ufffff, hurt me Mistress
>>75150776
But you could be a Somali pirate now
>>75153075
>ufffff, hurt me Mistress
>>75150579
like, why use 30 shoes when you can just use one shoe???
>>75153075
im white :^(
>im white
:^)
>>75153225
The first sting always hurts the most so 30 different shoes mean 30 first stings.
>>75153375
uhh, I don't think that's how that works my man.
I mean, unless he's gonna just throw them at you, using 30 shoes seems kind of like a waste.
>>75153270
Say you're Transracial
>>75154343
i hope theyre very tolerant pirates
>>75144871
Yes, they run the country now though so they do their pilfering and plundering under the guise of Governing.
>>75154410
are you a pirate?
can i join them?
>>75154371
Judging from the reports.....they are very tolerant
>>75153157
He doesn't want a qt mistress (not Val)
>>75154539
I was being cheeky mate, Piracy will get you BTFO'd our Defense Force
If you want to be a pirate you have to go to Africa or Indonesia I believe.
>>75155029
*By our Defense Force
>>75155029
>>75155078
#piraterights
#piratelivesmatter
>>75155193
>#piratelivesmatter
No,no they do not ( this is ethically wrong but w/e)
well this side of the planet has to sleep now, have a nice evening /carib/ :^)
>>75155476
Have a good rest lad
>>75155544
Bump
How do you react when people bring up stereotypes on the conversation? They always talk about weed, rum, pirates, reggae and partying all day on a tropical beach while drinking cocktails with hot native girls. Does this annoy you?
>>75157363
>native girls
>hot
Nice try buckaroo.
>>75157421
Well, you could try to answer my question at least.
>>75157363
>They always talk about weed
This is true for quite a bit of people here "Smoke weed err day"
>rum
True for most people here including myself
> pirates
No.
>reggae
Very few people do this so it is annoying
>partying all day on a tropical beach while drinking cocktails with hot native girls.
True during certain times of year
>Does this annoy you?
Sometimes, as most of them don't even know where the Caribbean is
>>75157611
I try to redpill as much tourists as I can about how life really is in /carib/, so I've grown used to it and it doesn't bother me. I just feel disdain for all those tourists that want to live here because I know they're gonna leave after 6 months after wasting tons of money here.
>>75157653
>>75157693
Tourists want to live there because they think that those stereotypes represent the real life of an islander.
That's why they leave after 6 months.
>>75157997
>That's why they leave after 6 months.
Pretty much
>>75158196
Are they usually Americans or Europeans?
>>75158436
Mix of both (mostly English people tho)
>I redpill them fast and hard
>>75153028
Val?
>>75158985
No, the drowned godess baHamas
>>75158617
Good job lad.
>>75159301
That's a myth.
Never existed
>>75160102
She was beautiful and now she is gone
>>75160405
Pics?
>>75160811
she never posted pics
>>75161621
Then how do you know she was beautiful?
>>75161769
I could tell by he spirit senpai, this is a common thing
>>75160102
She was the most real thing on this universe my man.
Lol another terrorist attack in Europe, to bad Marine and Geert didn't won
>>75163963
>to bad Marine and Geert didn't won
yet it happened in the one european country where the right actually had a recent electoral victory
>>75154562
>He doesn't want a qt mistress
no senpai. not really
>>75154562
>He doesn't want a qt mistress
I just want someone to love me tenderly desu
>>75164572
Suspect
>>75165148
A mistress can be that
Toonami, midnight bump
>icecream was cheap today
>today was a good day
Mornin'.
>>75178725
Roast beef.
If I went to carib as an african male would they accept me as equal?
>>75188345
Equal as in what? A person? Just don't be an asshole.
>>75188345
We don't want rapefugees.
>>75171251
whats up mayne?
>>75123201
Honky.
>>75123277
The movie is actually.
>>75171251
ohio senpai. How are you doing?
>>75178725
Slept well?
>>75188345
Depends on if you have an accent or not desu. I know a guy with an accent abf they get shot for it
>>75194076
*get shit
Excuse the tipsy butter fingers
>>75188345
Yea but only if you're cool
>>75188345
Don't smell and you would be fine
First time embroidering, was going to sew "/carib/" onto it, but I was worried it might cover up too much.
>>75203666
Noice
>>75203666
That's breddy cool
>>75203666
Write ''BaHAMAS'' on it
>>75203666
That's amazing, great work Canada bro
>>75188345
You'll be accepted in New Providence and Abaco everywhere else just make sure they don't think you're a Haitian and you'll be fine
>>75171251
Play Echoes yet?
bump
>>75203666
>embroidering
Wtf are you a faggot?
The only person i know that does that is my grandmother
Grow a pair and stop with that gay feminine hobby
>>75206746
How rude, it is a nice hobby
>>75189162
>>75193247
I'm fine, thank you. Turned 21 yesterday, so now I'm universally legal, if that means anything.
>>75203987
No :(
My friend is getting it for me and shipping got delayed. I can always pirate it but, I bought it and I can wait. Fire Emblem Heroes is satisfying me for the time (:
>>75178725
>>75206746
>doesn't have any hobby except for moping around because no nigger gf
>berates other anon for having cool hobby
Ta bon swa.
>>75203666
Where did you learn how to do it though? I want to make an Aruba patch that's why.
>>75203666
Nicely done and nice numbers as well.
>wake up
>Phone is mysteriously off
>Have meeting at 1:00pm
>>75203666
Nice familia.
How long did it take you and which one is up next?
>>75203942
>xe already forgot xer name
>>75224719
not really. I just thought it would be easier to embroid that way.
How are you doin fampai?
>>75225789
Getting bullied because my new car is yellow.
>>75227138
(
What car?
>>75227211
A3, it's an amazing car, took it for a spin on the German highway, wew.
>>75227387
>A3, it's an amazing car, took it for a spin on the German highway, wew.
Yeah but why yellow lol? Cars like that don't really look well in that color.
>>75227579
Wow that's really carcist of you.
There's literally nothing wrong with yellow, all the other choices were some flavour of white, black or gray, too bland.
>>75227744
>when da numbers line up
>There's literally nothing wrong with yellow
I dunno dude. Unless the body of the car is already flashy enough to fit, yellow just looks too flashy.
I prefer bland desu.
>>75227928
Sorry I don't drive a Corvette like you did.
>I prefer bland desu.
But you're PR, you need to blast Reggaeton when you drive.
>>75228377
>Sorry I don't drive a Corvette like you did.
Don't get sassy with me senpai.
>But you're PR, you need to blast Reggaeton when you drive.
Yeah, but the tactic is you need to roll in the hood with a bland ass car, so that no one can see it coming when you start blasting reggaeton at full volume.
Also I'm never driving again so I might just as well sell my car.
>>75228720
r u k?
>>75228377
>>75229022
how do you keep doing it?
>r u k?
I'm healthy, so yeah I guess.
Have you stopped smoking yet?
>>75229148
Alright, that's what most important I guess. But when are you going to unneet yourself?
Yes, quit entirely and I got kinda fit.
Could be better, but it was a lot worse.
@Jamaican T
>>75229782
>But when are you going to unneet yourself?
Never probably. I don't see anything now or in the future that might make me leave home. I'm just giving up desu. I'll just stay here.
>Yes, quit entirely and I got kinda fit.
Neat. Are you like a big strong guy now?
>>75229964
Qt
Oddly enough i don't think I've ever seen a yellow Audi before
>>75229964
hey, at least now you'll get the cool nickname ''The guy with the yellow car'' lol.
>>75230185
I asked Bara to come visit you sometime.
And no, maybe if I also quit drinking and junkfood, but yeah, that's a no.
>>75230204
That's the same as the car dealer told me, first yellow one they ever sold, at least of the A3.
>>75230305
They're calling it the canary.
I want to move to Carib. What language should I learn and where would white people be most welcome?
>>75230612
>I asked Bara to come visit you sometime.
Bara is a bully how would that help?
>And no, maybe if I also quit drinking and junkfood, but yeah, that's a no.
Well, you can do it!
>They're calling it the canary.
That's a cute name i guess.
>>75230711
learn spanish.
>>75219364
What is hotter and wetter, the caribbean ocean or your pussy?
>>75229964
looks too basic
put black rims with yellow brake calipers and black roof
>>75206746
>despising art
I like embroidery too
>>75231863
Am i the only heterossexual on this thread?
>>75231790
Have you tried not being a degenerate today?
>>75232108
Heterossexual sex is not degeneracy
>>75232396
Being a foul mouthed pervertido is.
>>75232006
>2017
>bragging about your manliness
>Not being a degenerate.
lol
>>75232478
You could have just said "my pus"
>>75233824
"no"
In the Netherlands, the (former) carib colonies are known for:
Suriname: good food (pic related).
Curacao: good music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zu_0Rjba5k8
Bonaire: island to go to when you retire.
Aruba: ?????????
Saba: Highest point in the Netherlands
>>75234573
Cease and desist from posting that abomination.
We're also grouped with Corsou unfortunately.
>>75234850
Mmh, almost every successful Antilliaanse artist is from Curacao I think.
>>75235379
I don't know any. Kuenta i Tambú being the exception.
I hurt myself today
>>75236685
To see if I still feel
are dominicans here?
>>75236868
Only one
>>75234573
reeeeeeeeeeee
>>75236685
Call an ambulance
>>75236685
>>75236868
Where are you from?
>>75236742
I focus on the pain
>>75241321
The only thing that's real
>>75241553
The dick tears a hole
>>75241553
The needle tears a hole
In other news
It is confirmed that no Vincentian assaulted the UN representative
it was African on African crime
Fucking mosquitoes, let me sleep!
>>75241606
Can yours even be seen via methods that doesn't include a microscope?
>>75242036
The old familiar sting
>>75243439
Try to kill it all away
>>75243198
I always kept my bedroom door closed to fix this problem
>>75243602
It's getting hot in there, I need some cool fresh air
>>75243439
>The old familiar sting
That's my dick
>>75243798
Invest in one of those window screen things
>>75243198
eat a bunch of garlic. or this >>75243867
>>75244696
>eat a bunch of garlic
This will keep people away also
>>75243602
What have I become, my sweetest friend
>>75243840
Keep daydreaming.
>>75244736
Vampires too.
>>75244736
>This will keep people away also
Also a benefit in some cases.
hows it going carib
>>75245968
Quiet evening so far. What's up with you?
>>75245968
it's ok I guess. Had an ok dinner.
How about you senpai?
>>75245160
Everyone I know Goes away in the end
>This line hits me in the feels
This country owed 180 million to petrocaribe...I don't really know the
implications of this.
>>75246053
Venezuela will come knocking
I wonder how much we owe them, we might Just give them bird island if we do
>>75109531
That pic is cherrypicked as fuck, only hispanic caribbeans like us are that white washed, most other caribbeans are blacker than the average afram.
why are there so many greeks here
>>75243867
>>75244696
Thanks
>>75244736
I don't really care about what other people think
>>75256306
It's comfy
>>75246916
The Americans will not like that
>>75248985
This
Bump
>>75265624
How are you doing fampai?
>>75266975
Ok. Not much to do today
Doing fuck all for the whole day
>couple sentenced to 8 years for guns and ammo
>school got broken into
>LPG prices go up
>CCJ and privy council shit
>Some stuff about a family living in a tent?
>>75268000
seems to be the general trend today.
>>75271937
>Doing fuck all for the whole day
same here.
>Some stuff about a family living in a tent?
why?
>>75272244
>why?
He wanted to be one with nature or some shit, and people thought
he was holding his family hostage or some shit.
>>75286739
hmm
>>75286817
>>75286739
that's a cute snek
>>75265624
Drum brakes, I'm glad they're being phased out
>>75290675
come post ur qt3.14 black french accents? :333
>>75290910
Made out and fondled her the other day, I'm teaching her to swim on Monday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPSCjnwD3gc
ISLAM FOR THE CARIBBEAN
inshallah brothers
>>75295480
Never, we love Rum too much.
>>75297084
you can have that in Heaven brother
we get a harem of 70 lolis for us to pick from
restrict now and fuck shitup later is our motto
>>75287818
Me too. They're a bitch to work on compared to discs
Wow this general is 6 days old, pretty impressive
>>75295480
I think they tried that in trinidad
>>75295480
Reeeeeeeee
JUST
>>75303380
That's nothing. Suck it up.
>>75303540
Give me some of your melanin.
>>75173613
Beoordeel mijn ijsje.
Darkest I could find.
>>75303814
A-absolutely not.
>>75303955
Goes with this song btw.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vq6avbbbg0M
>>75301518
mashallah
may Allah spread the religion of piece and may my black brothers and sisters unite under the banner of Islam
>t.Somali
>>75290910
Wew she is pretty
>>75293461
God speed lad
>>75304636
Trinidad did not like that shit to...to many things are haram
>>75308634
Bumpu
>spent the last 6 hours without electricity
Almost didn't make it.
How are my crabmens doing today?
>>75303955
discusting.
>>75311410
Skipped class, got fitness cert even though my headlight was out and now trying to figure out how to change it without removing fairings
How did you pass the time?
>>75311683
>Skipped class
wow you're a bad dude.
>got fitness cert even though my headlight was out and now trying to figure out how to change it without removing fairings
I see. Does the lecturer just goes around and inspects it, or does he just gives it a quick glance?
>How did you pass the time?
I just slept it off.
>>75312163
Tbh there was a notice saying that school is closed between Tues this week and Monday next week and when I turned up at school last week I was told there would be no class. Based on that info and residual saltiness I just decided to do the fitness instead.
Fitness isn't school. It's basically the government checking that you don't operate a death trap on the roads
I can never sleep during outages because I need the fan
>>75313048
I see.
>I can never sleep during outages because I need the fan
I bought some small fan on the internet that you hang to a window and it has like this solar panel that you unfold and lay outside. And that helps. Also it was still cool enough since I had my ac on before the lights went out.
>>75217281
>>75224719
Materials used:
Embroidery hoop
Aida cloth
Embroidery floss
20 sized needles, used for embroidery almost exclusively, but will look similar to normal needles.
I mostly used satin stitch, but also some split stitch.
I spread out making the patch across some days, so maybe 4-5 hours?
>>75311410
Pretty bored with no work to do
>>75314490
Breddy cool fan
>>75317740
>Pretty bored with no work to do
You enjoy working, or does it just helps you keep your mind off boredom?
>Breddy cool fan
Yeah. That one time when we had no electricity for like a bunch of days here, it helped quite a bit. Also battery lasts for like 3 hours after sundown, so it is a lifesaver.
I had gobs of other outdoors/survival stuff here but my brother in law took a bunch of them and never game them back.
>>75316278
How did you learn to do it? Getting interested now.
>>75319504
Keeps my mind occupied, with a set goal
I am getting paid to do fuck all, which sounds nice in theory.....
>>75319911
>I am getting paid to do fuck all, which sounds nice in theory.....
I mean, you have to be doing some sort of something to be getting paid.
I wish there was a job where I would get paid a decent amount to stay at home all day not working.
who is embracing their euro lineage with afternoon tea?
>>75320811
not me.
2 hot for tea right now desu.
>>75321064
desu i had it to stave off the hunger because i cba to make food
>>75321198
>desu i had it to stave off the hunger because i cba to make food
Are you making food later or will you just leave it for tomorrow?
>>75321359
honestly i dont know. mom isnt in the mood to cook and neither am i
>>75321538
>honestly i dont know.
What if you get hungry later? will you binge eat and get fat?
>mom isnt in the mood to cook.
>tfw no mom to cook for me
>>75320444
Nope,I get to stay home but I don't know what to fixate on now
>>75321685
>What if you get hungry later? will you binge eat and get fat?
i mostly eat out of necessity these days unless its something like fresh cake or pizza
>>75325114
Reeeeeeeee, I need something to do lads I am open to some suggestions
>>75325376
Masturbation, go out, sleep
>hungry
>still cba to make food
What is this feel?
>>75325627
sometimes I feel like that and usually just end up eating microwave popcorn for dinner
>>75325436
i already do two of those things
>>75319504
>How did you learn to do it? Getting interested now.
Mostly tutorials and already having experience with normal sewing, though I would not recommend using normal thread for embroidery. It was fairly easy, but I'm not totally satisfied with it.
Might need a sewing machine or more to make a professional looking patch.
Cant let this great general die. It's the oldest thread on this board right now. Let it live a while longer.
>>75320811
I drink tea every morning and evening senpai
>>75330564
It always is desu
>>75331652
Lipton or some other shit?
test
>>75308634
still
>5%
muslims breed like crazy, theres bound a day where the percentage skyrockets.
we have to start somewhere, Roman empire wasn't conquered in a day
business idea: solar powered stuff. In exchange for paying venezuela oil denbts, make crab countries in debt with us. Air is clean so it;s ok now.
>>75327842
I see. Where would you recommend I start? I already know how to sew shut rips in clothing and so on.
>>75331652
is trinidad more of a coffee place or more of a tea place
>>75334896
They have been in Trinidad for generations though
>Hindus
>Christian
Nah, not going to happen
>>75335450
Idk senpai. Prob both
This thread needs more THICC
How are my crabmens doing today? Any big news?
>>75339192
Do you drinkv both?
>>75342696
>>75342811
I have school and the teacher moved mw for no reason so I'm a bit irritated 3bh
>>75343584
Asians are low tier
>>75343834
This one is top tier
>>75343686
>and the teacher moved mw for no reason so I'm a bit irritated
Moved you where?
>>75343834
why?
>>75320811
>>75331652
Good boys
>>75344196
Because they can not compete with other races women
>>75344531
Based on what?
>>75344990
On my dick
>>75345017
Don't sexualise women, you sexist prick
>>75345017
that's fair.
>>75344196
Other side of the room. Currently doing nothing with limited instructions as to what I should be doing
new: >>75346594