You're a racist, ey?
*snicker*
'tis an epic thing, but might you answer one thing?
*lowers the brim of my hat over my eyes while I put on my sunglasses*
If whites are so awesome, why are they being wiped out?
racism is for the ignorant dregs of society
>>75062914
Like pakis?
>>75063608
hello rorke
>>75063631
hello rasheed
wish i enjoyed video games more
>>75062914
not too chuffed with this post if i'm being honest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufOvKferEZ0
>>75067791
need to let paris annex the surrounding boroughs
>>75067762
i was ironically doing 4 days a week then they upgraded me to 5.
i preferred four because i still basically had half the week to myself, but as a young person who needs money for things like eventually getting a house and to do holidays with its better i work 5
>umm its called being open minded
goodnitht las ketchup oh es VERY funny
>>75067808
looks trans 2bh.
Theresa May is NOT my Prime Minister.
consider my self a radical rorksheed
>>75067808
spoiler that hog
>>75067808
jaw like easter island
just came 2nd in Battlegrounds
>>75067808
imagine squatting over this and letting out a roaring fart and spraying liquid faecal matter all over her Noel Fielding mask
>look up this cute lad's videos
>the only people calling him cute are females
>then there's me
haha x
Racists and sexists have absolutely no place in /brit/.
>>75067829
i do 4 days now it's nice
hate spending all my hours at the office especially when there's no point
>>75067850
wish she had a penis desu
>>75064081
>s*ffer
of course you're not your bloody RACIST
>>75067808
before girls had to get on the pavement and walk for money now they just post videos and act mean on the internet
/brit/ is a rorke general. if you don't like that you can fuck right off
need a rundown on personal battlegrounds rankings
>>75067808
PHWAOR
>>75067891
g*y n*nce
>>75067808
>>75063631
>rorke
Shit forced meme, fuck off.
>>75067892
Why are you here then, Muhammed?
>>75067875
2nd is the first loser
>>75067893
yea.
i preferred 4 alot more.
STATE OF RORKES
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-4524218/Book-claims-elites-UK-encouraging-mass-immigration.html
>when the most evil country on your continent is simultaneously the most important one to keep the continent relevant
just carried a csgo match, ama
>>75067938
what do you research
>>75067835
sauce
How will Brexiters react when white immigrants are replaced with immigrants of colour?
We all know that a major aspect of the Brexit vote was white bigots scaired of the growing racial diversity in the country, Farage manipulated these fearS with he infamous van poster depicting brown refugees swarming the "white man's" homeland. which worked and he managed to trick people into thinking the reason we have people of colour here is due to the EU and not the Commonwealth and people thought they were voting to maintain a white country.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFjfbL1KWNI
This of course will not happen, post Brexit will lead to more beautiful commonwealth immigrants from Pakistani, Nigeria, India and will speed up the decline of the whites in Britain now I am worried, how will the Brexiters react? Will they get violent? Possible Yugoslav style civil war?
Discuss.
Pay up piggies
>>75067950
economic stuff, can't be too precise.
>>75067943
kd?
it's amazing to me how so many fuckers are out there having sex with women willy nilly. and yet if I ever got the chance I would not only have sexual intercourse with her, but truly make love to her. and yet all these idiots choose stupid mean men to have sex with INSTEAD of me! the world is irreparably fucked
>>75067961
What instagram filter is this
>>75067913
jesus fuck
>>75067974
46-5
>>75067970
London?
>>75067957
civil war cause collapse and is never a good option
>>75068007
wot, competitive? which map?
>>75067957
White privilege rearing it's ugly head again, soon there will be jackbooted thugs marching through the streets with their English flags singing songs about Churchill being a good man. It's disgusting.
rate the ol' map lads >>75067998
>>75068016
no but i have lived there and i will move back there. might as well be living in london with how expensive things are around me tho
>>75068035
ill show you ugly head paki bastard
LOVE corbyn
LOVE pints
are there any foods/drinks i can consume quickly to give myself an energy boost
trying to excel but i'm shaking apart
>>75068053
excellent post
>eaten too much already today
>not done any exercise
>never going to make it
>>75068076
any sweets really. Mars bar
>>75068051
where do you live then lad? edinburgh?
>>75068051
really want to move back to london 2bh
>>75068114
if you were to move to london where would you go? peckham?
>stra*ght "people"
phwoar
>>75068114
yeah i'm moving back soon. i think.
moving into a different job.
doesn't solve my hating work thing though
>>75068112
yeah why not. i live in edinborough
>>75068139
depends what i could afford
isle of dogs again would be nice
>>75068076
quick sniff of some amphetamine will put you back on track
Just got sent home early from work as "punishment" and it's made my day
laffin
just want to shag fit milfs all day
>>75068194
niggersheed
>>75068169
crikey
Is it weed before booze or booze before weed?
>>75068234
degenerate scumbag
>>75068234
booze before weed
This has to be the most entertaining eternal thread on the web
adore willies
despise fannies
would go bonkers for a nice willy in my wet mouth
>>75068234
grass then beer you're in the clear
beer then grass you're on the your arse
mostly applies to people new to smoking weed but i still fuck myself up if i smoke a joint when very drunk.
>>75068044
did the map
hate the DLR and hate the overground
IN:
>rorkes
>welsh
>brits
>americans
>aussies
OUT:
>pakis/rasheeds
>irish
>scots
>northern Irish
>canadians
>bremain voters
>leftists of all kinds
>>75068213
well someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed today
>>75068285
explain norgay
>>75067891
I want to cum on this lad's face
>Lidl are doing a Sol Mar brand promotion again
>had a bag of spicy chili crisps for the first time in over a year
>>75067939
Might give that book a read
do people actually listen to grime unironically
>>75068311
>I want to cum on this lad's face
bit gay
I used to be far right until I got a black boyfriend.
cager rager ban
>>75068285
>liking germany
but why?
i used to be far right until I grew up
Have numerical and verbal reasoning capabilities in the top 10-15%, but my attention to detail is strictly average
Creates odd situations
>>75068309
shit country, shit people, everything is too expensive, is a subpar sweden
only good contribution is black metal
>>75068344
peng country
When is the French Open, lads?
>>75068363
what about asspain
Just started combining no fap with cold showers yesterday.
Difficult to breathe during my first cold shower but actuzlly feels amazing afterwards.
Anyone doing anything similar?
Maybe if Turkey, Russia and the middle east didn't exist Europe would be a real continent rather than an arrogant peninsula.
>>75068311
people who say they watch eurovision for the music are LIARS
>>75068375
you need to add no pillow for it to really have an effect
>>75068370
few days
watching this peng ting
>>75068375
Cold showers are a must. Not sold on nofap, as opposed to simply noporn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0K6Cb1ZoG4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0K6Cb1ZoG4
SHE PLAYED THE FIDDLE IN AN IRISH BAND
BUT SHE FELL IN LOVE WITH AN ENGLISH MAN
>>75068375
i always splash my face with cold water after showers.
>>75068234
booze before weed don't listen to what everyone says
>>75068419
why do you keep reposting this/quotes from this?
>>75068400
literally who the fuck has said that in the last 15 years
>>75068422
choon
Had a fight earlier lads, it did NOT go well
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1495210461875.webm
Me in the green jacket
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKneXhGuZfU
>>75068370
roland garros ? starts in 2 days
>>75068373
catalunya, basque part isn't included in my opinion
rest is a bit shite too. didn't find city people too pleasant, really dirty country, nice looking country but that's all they got really
hate spanish language. sounds like my ears are getting stabbed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6RUg-NkjY4
>>75068400
I uwatch eurovision for the performances
>>75068405
Alize is stunning but has she qualified?
>>75068461
took the punch like a champ tho
>>75068400
Damn liars
>>75068461
what a sucker punch christ
>>75068400
>>75068497
Literal gay nonces
>>75068464
dumb cunts
REAL YANK HOURS
>>75068497
ah! the superb choice
>>75068461
>"..dating my sister!'
>>75068526
>*cowboy gif*
>fortunate son starts playing
alri
>>75068518
shut up christian
ancient greeks IN
lads should i get something from the local chinaman or order a 'za?
>>75068473
want to explore the Paris catacombs with me? x
only thing worse that a nonce is a gay nonce
I'm sorry if I posted my willy last night lads
gonce here
>>75068594
pics
>>75068419
Animatrix is literally better than the sequels, the matrix had such cool universe, shame they wasted that potential.
>>75068584
what's the difference
>>75068622
do it
gonces IN
tell those th*ists to fuck off!
>>75068518
NOT a nonce
>>75068579
yeah if you bring rain boots
>>75068461
literally what
why didnt he just batter him?
he literally took his best punch for fuck sake
do you lads carry your insurance details in your car when you're driving?
if you get into an accident and have to exchange details with the other driver, is there anything you need to give them other than your policy number?
quite offended by this advertisement
>>75068635
What do I get?
>>75068408
Heard no fap helps vuild up testosterone
Can remember doing a no fap a few months ago and it felt great until I couldn't hold my lust in and ended up fapping to depraved shit
>>75068584
theres a difference?
COVENTRY
O
V
E
N
T
R
Y
>>75068652
License, proof of insurance and registration here
>>75068655
literally show nipple on the continent and north americans are scared of a little leg
>>75068652
this is /brit/ not /eire/ fuck off
>>75068169
He was in better shape than any other leader.
>>75068657
I'll post mine
>>75068655
You can literally almost see her vagoo
>>75068688
big dave would obliterate him any day mate
came in a white benz left in a black one
Don't get me wrong there's absolutely nothing wrong with getting your willy out in the gym changing room you shouldn't have to hide your manhood. But some gayboys clearly just enjoy it too much especially the old men.
>>75068662
Meh. Fapping isn't chemically different from sex but idk.
Saw a doc on hippos where male hippos who lost mating fights were said to be at their most aggressive and dangerous.
>>75068652
keep it in the glove compartment
>>75068695
Hmmmm...... Not a bad deal
If you're telling the truth...
>>75068688
*blocks your path*
>>75068726
I'm guilty of doing this, I've got a massive cock and I'm a twink too, love making all the bulking manlets insecure and shy as fuck, they get all red and just hide in the corner.
name a sexier world leader
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvEwLfRGcT8
coventry
why do benders shape their entire identity around their sexuality? yeh you like shagging blokes in the hairy hole they force out turds from, you dont need to bring it up or make it a focus of your behaviour every fucking minute.
literally a fetish taken way too far.
>>75068737
probably not 2bh
ill just go through the archive for big yank cock
>>75068793
Why do you think about it all the time?
hate benders
>>75068813
flawed logic
bent, you could say
>>75068813
i dont
>>75068793
because straight people don't do exactly the same fuck off
>>75068727
That's fair, I think it may be a bit psychological then, if it's linked to porn
>In his book The Strange Death Of Europe, Murray (left) writes that leaders are filling ‘cold and rainy northern towns’ with ‘people dressed for the foothills of Pakistan or the sandstorms of Arabia’
definitely buying this
>>75068790
That's some serious concealer on her mug
>>75068737
I'll show you mine if you show me yours, you up for that?
>>75068838
alri did you do your exam
>>75068774
young jacques chirac was quite something
>>75068847
well, snapchat filter as well
>>75068774
Stalin was a dashing young lad in his day
literally every queer i've met has been an oversensitive emotional wreck. barely in check of themselves. like they're not a fully formed human, something missing to make them normal. weird condition 2bh.
>>75068813
pints
Name one snapchat filter that makes a woman look more attractive
>>75068848
No I'm still in bed (on the couch)
young joe biden
>>75068884
same thing with the gender confused
>>75068900
young netnyaho
>>75068890
My cum
>>75068880
yes indeed
>>75068884
They're all bitchy and gossipy too, a bit like women
For people who like putting their sausage in manly diseased poo-holes they sure do enjoy acting like women. interesting really.
>>75068925
>netnyaho
*netanyahu
>>75068813
probably because they post about it all the fucking time
>>75068890
dog
Disturbing lack of Barb in the catalog.
>>75068841
Some men might release oxytocin and serotonin during sex depending on their brain wiring but most men only release dopamine.
If you are suffering from anxiety, sex probably causes the former
Porn is objectively bad for the brain, end of
>>75068952
Fuck off
>>75068940
>>75068884
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3h6es6zh1c
>>75068964
he's right tho
*give 500 euros in "cultural benefits" to every lad who turns 18*
crossrail soon
>>75068964
You asked
>>75068946
*posts chebs*
WAHEY LADS LOOK AT THESE
>>75068989
pengrail
wonder how much it'll cost to get to reading
>>75068646
nightscape didn't the madman, went down with 0 equipment
https://youtu.be/mkvEqtAihB4
>>75069010
Quite literally the ugliest, most over-used filter
>>75068989
Me riding the central line for forever
LORD ALMIGHTY
I FEEL MY TEMPERATURE RISING
>>75069027
this
guaranteed disgusting malformed honker too
>>75069027
You asked
>>75068960
Yep I'll agree with that.
And I think I might be affected by what you said, as in releasing oxytocin and serotonin.
Was a bit autistic when I was a kid, sometimes still feel a few insecurities even now, tough times they were...
Definitely not as bad as it was though
>>75069005
funny that, you seem to have made the mistake in thinking that /brit/ is a homosexual discussion general
ah yes I thought toilet fart was going to defeat isis?
>>75068989
is this a map for ants?
>>75069027
bent
>>75069015
its much more rare now but there's still raves in the catacombs sometimes
also can find people just chilling and spending their night together there. met a few skinheads there when I was a teenager, dont agree with them but as long as you dont bring up politics they're sound lads
just found out i'm non-binary lads
>>75068652
I didn't have mine when I had a minor accident before that was my fault
Bloke was sound, took all my details and they can trace it through there, told my insurance company myself too
business idea: promote peace, love, understanding and tolerance by importing millions of poor uneducated people from undeveloped, ultra-religious, ultra-conservative, ultra-intolerant, ultra-sexist, quasi-fascist and sexually repressed countries.
what could possibly go wrong?
>>75069070
Same. Sex is more of an emotional experience for me. I feel accepted and hopeful and even attached to the girl.
These feeling have a chemical basis.
>>75069005
literal bender
Crossrail 2
Probably won't happen for a while
>>75069087
it's a map for irish brains
>>75069080
Yes it's whatever you decide
>>75069113
bit islamophobic sweetie xx
>>75069105
always hard accepting a mental illness just give it time
>The train wanker from Tottenham is here
>>75069113
>quasi-fascist
no quasi about it lad.
>always hard accepting a mental illness just give it time
>>75069129
unneeded
SAY IT LOUD, SAY IT CLEAR
ISLAM AND GAYS ARE WELCOME HERE
SAY IT LOUD, SAY IT CLEAR
ISLAM AND GAYS ARE WELCOME HERE
SAY IT LOUD, SAY IT CLEAR
ISLAM AND GAYS ARE WELCOME HERE
SAY IT LOUD, SAY IT CLEAR
ISLAM AND GAYS ARE WELCOME HERE
SAY IT LOUD, SAY IT CLEAR
ISLAM AND GAYS ARE WELCOME HERE
SAY IT LOUD, SAY IT CLEAR
ISLAM AND GAYS ARE WELCOME HERE
SAY IT LOUD, SAY IT CLEAR
ISLAM AND GAYS ARE WELCOME HERE
why do southerners have such shitty accents?
>oh ye oim from landan ye it's great daan ere in landan, oi love da citeh
bloody poofs
>>75069177
someone told me that putting my willy into the hairy foetid hole a man excretes faeces from is completely normal. were they right?
>>75069177
mate go to sleep you're losing your mind
>>75069191
Sounds Australian in my head
250mg of Armodafinil down the gullet
>>75068965
really accurate.
say what you want about anything, but only gays are this overtly obsessed with sexuality.
>someone told me that putting my willy into the hairy foetid hole a man excretes faeces from is completely normal. were they right?
>>75069209
well anything sounds gross when you describe it like that
OI MISTA PROIME MINISTAH
...
ANNNDAAAAYY
HEY HEY HO HO
WHITEY BOY HAS GOT TO GO
HEY HEY HO HO
WHITEY BOY HAS GOT TO GO
HEY HEY HO HO
WHITEY BOY HAS GOT TO GO
HEY HEY HO HO
WHITEY BOY HAS GOT TO GO
HEY HEY HO HO
WHITEY BOY HAS GOT TO GO
HEY HEY HO HO
WHITEY BOY HAS GOT TO GO
HEY HEY HO HO
WHITEY BOY HAS GOT TO GO
Reckon I could twat every single one of you
If you all came up to me whilst I was necking down my 20th pint in the pub, I'd be walking out of there ten minutes later covered in your blood, you'd be in there, broken, mangled, ruined, covered in glass and wood splinters, your teeth would be all over the floor or smashed through your gums and face, your eyes would be hanging out their sockets, your jaws would by hanging by a bloody thread, or even outright obliterated into dust.
Do not fuck with me.
what happened to bruce, lads?
> It's a rorke whines about the sexuality of other people whilst accusing them of being obsessed with sexuality episode
change the channel lmao
>>75069115
What's your cunt?
When I was something like 10 I felt bullied, probably wasn't tho, I think I just couldn't fit in.
Was pretty harsh for little old me since I had just changed schools and didn't know anyone, they all seemed like As to me
had a wank earlier but bet the gf will want a shag when she gets back
ffs
>>75069262
he had one too many ciders
>>75069209
someone told me that putty my willy into the stinking, rotten, yeast infected baby spewing hole is completely nromal. were they right?
hate twats who idle their cars
>>75069257
>twat
what did h mean by this?
>>75069209
ummm animals do it too sweetie x
>>75069237
I think Australians are sad that their country is no longer as laid back and peaceful as it is depicted in The Simpsons
>>75069272
bye then
going to get really drunk and listen to the interstellar soundtrack and probably, *probably* cry
Check your pulse it's proof that you're not listening to
The call your life's been issuing you
The rhythm of a line of idle days
Scared of a world outside you should go explore
Pull all the shades and wander the great indoors
The great indoors
LOVE kristian kostov
all you repressed faggots can die
Rorke is a nice name. Not sure why Rasheed believes saying it is some kind of witty insult
>>75069290
what kind of stupid post is that lmao
>>75068464
What are they doing?
>>75069257
*beheads you with a katana*
not much you can do about japenese steel.... folded 1000 times .... kid ... swipe down ... selfie ...
>>75069290
>stinking, rotten, yeast infected
literally none of these are true if she as any semblance whatsoever of personal hygiene
you silly benders and your false equivalences
>>75069290
>stinking, rotten, yeast infected
not normal
>baby spewing
it this a negative?
it was literally made you take you willy you shirt lifting ponce
>>75069306
solaris soundtrack > interstellar soundtrack
completing what i know of the family tree on ancestry in anticipation of my DNA results
going to drink another coffee in hopes that it makes me poo
>>75069309
Ummm sweetie, post your abs/muscles/chest/face
>>75069332
having a look,
moved my uncle's stuff out of his old place with my other uncle and my dad today. he died a year and a half ago from a hole in the gut from the vodka, got surgery for it once but kept drinking after
love chebs
hate willies
>>75069315
would love to ram my thick cock down his throat and up his tight little arse
>>75069290
haha stupid fucking benders.
>>75069338
to be fair same goes for the anus
matched a person i know on tinder and said we should get drinks and she hasnt responded
what was meant by this?
interstellar is such an amazing fucking film
>>75069350
Lamplight makes the shadows play
And posters take the walls away
The T.V. is your window pane
The view won't let you down
>>75069303
the depiction was never accurate though. like the part where he picks up the phone and then runs for like 5 hours to the neighbours house
>>75069369
good lad
when i go to uni next year i WILL make sure to ram as many cute asian boys up the ass as i can
>>75069338
>>75069339
you just think on lads...
people should be allowed to love who they want simple as
CLICK POW NINE THOU
>>75069400
is either busy or disinterested
>claim to love men
>act like women
gays are fucked in the head
>>75069422
URM
Hate /eire/ more than any other general because they bully and ignore me
>>75069406
hello rasheed
>>75069447
it's a power thing you dumb cuckold
you abrahamic values fags wouldn't understand
>>75069409
its a lot further usually you are right there. i lived there for a year or so, the depcition isnt too far from accurate back then.
*bullies and ignores the yank*
>>75069465
>voluntarily associating with the irish
there's your problem
>>75069447
no, in the ass
seen videos of it
>>75069476
where did you live
>>75069465
good
fuck off yank
rorkes truly are the stupidest fucking cunts on the planet
don't think I'd be able to ever beat one in a fight, I couldn't crack your thick skulls with a jackhammer
>>75069476
oh wow a whole year? well then of course you're /brit/s resident expert of all things Australia.
>>75069383
that what? they aren't hairy if you are hygienic? that they don't stink? that they don't excrete faeces?
>>75069414
i will, you dumb twat
>>75069488
WAHEY
>>75069511
If there were an Aussie general I would hate it more though
>>75069516
>>75069465
/eire/ is populated by uneducated autistic culchie neets. you literally do not want to post there. its a containment thread for freaks.
>>75069521
don't know why you're obsessed with men's anuses and conjuring disgusting images in your mind constantly, think you need help
>>75069511
love australia
wish cities skyline was interesting and fun to play
>>75069516
creasing, what's brought this on?
>>75069547
he's not wrong though is he nice rebuttal
>>75069556
love maine
>>75069546
What makes /brit/ any different?
>>75069547
not all posters are the same person you vacant-headed pansy
>>75069544
Don't you EVER imply I'm one of those sub-humans ever again
>>75069580
maine is really nice tbf
>>75069582
disgusting post
>>75069582
fewer uneducated autistic culchie neets
just got my romper in the mail, same model as this
>>75069580
thanks maine
>>75069587
>>75069602
Had a chortle
>>75069648
MISTA PROIME MINISTAH
>>75069648
>Making a new thread
>Not posting a link to said thread in the old thread
tragic
Gonna turn my life around lads. It starts tomorrow.
>>75069685
i'll do it since you can't either apparently
>>75069497
>>75069497
>>75069497
i kissed a girl and didn't like it
>>75069719
shan't post in a bender thread