/brit/

my gf

http://i.4cdn.org/int/1495139900215.jpg

>>75055262
GREAT edition mate

Love to see quality content produced by a fellow yank haha. Cheers

13th Warrior was a quality film desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0twvVmJKTJY

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>>75055275
>>75055276
tip top kek

>>75055282
why on earth did you link that instead of posting it?

you have eternity to be dead, why waste the few years you habe being alive wanting to be dead?

Watched that Logan movie last night, it was alright. Did a small cry at the end.

>>75055294
you won't be dead for eternity as there's no time during death

>>75055293
Because everyone who doesn't have autism has hover-to-view enabled hence posting a link to the file is the exact same as reuploading it.

>>75055311
It's really not

>>75055307
rate my french

bonjour mon ami. ca-va? mon tres fatigue

>>75055294
wtf u just cured depression bro congrats medal's in the mail

>>75055294
Time is an illusion mate. Your life will never end

>>75055319
no - between ça and va, also a space between va and ?
mon is mine in english, moi is me, but to say that you're tired "je suis très fatigué" is the easiest and accurate thing to say

or perhaps he's wondering why a big guy would be extremely painful for you

>>75055330
Don't be absurd.

having a wank in aid of local charities

>>75055337
Je suis Chicano

Ajajajajaja

>>75055337
i would invest real time into learning french but verb conjugations are so fucking tedious, especially irregular verbs

also i will always have a non-french accent

really reddity thread

imagine applying to become a 4chan janitor

>>75055343
Do it for the little kids

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work today

>>75055358
unironically me

hey thailad, can i ask you a question about thailand?

>>75055358
What are they even compensated anyway?

>>75055342
It's true mate. All things that can happen have happened before and will happen again, including your life. We percieve time as a straight line because we are incomplete.

>>75055346
>also i will always have a non-french accent
don't think that obviously negative
french otherwise is quite a hard language yeah, but with some hardwork its not impossible

>>75055358
It would be great. I could cut out the middle man and ban myself for off topic posting.

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For me it's the Zinger® Burger Meal.

One simple, succulent 100% chicken breast Fillet burger, plus spine-tingling Zing. With regular fries and a regular drink.

>girl messages me
>can't be arsed talking to her

What do I do PNG?

just realised it's 2:43am fuck sakes

>>75055373
a tenner at christmas

>>75055366
ok

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A school went into "lockdown" when travellers with up to 30 caravans moved onto its playing field while pupils were in their lessons.

They parked up at Hazelwick School in Crawley, West Sussex, after a padlock securing the grounds was cut open.

GCSE exams had to be moved, pupils were kept in their classrooms during breaks, and they had to travel in groups to go to the toilet.

The travellers initially pulled up on a verge close to the 1,800-pupil school, but quickly moved on to the playing field.

They set up pens for their horses and more travellers arrived.

>One traveller, who did not wish to be named, said they did not know the land was school property - and are now heading to Scotland.

Really strange how right-wing white expats in south east asia are drawn to /brit/

>>75055375
do you guys ALWAYS include accents when you type online?

is this objectively the best UK accent?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0S6sm9CkDYf

>>75055382
Yeah I'm almost off for the night.

>>75055378
saw reviewbrah review this the other day and said it was a new item but i remember if existing the last time i went to kfc in 2006

>>75055381
reply "new fone hu dis"

>>75055382
iktf. i'm supposed to be up at 7, but i only just woke up at 5. so i'm not even close to being tired, but if i stay up all night then by the end up the day i'll pull 24+ no sleep which i don't really wanna deal with on a saturday night cause it kinda ruins it.

I just want to be British but you keep calling me a Paki.

>>75055394
not me

>>75055392
Why don't you just arrest all these cunts and give their children to social services

>>75055391
how much trouble would you be in if you got caught smoking weed?

>>75055404
yank kfc only sells chicken m8, apparently they dont sell anything near what they do here

>>75055374
We perceive time as a straight line because we are 3 dimensional beings, not because we are "incomplete". Don't know where you got that idea.
Because of that, when we die we cannot go back and relive our exact same lives.

>>75055381
Gotta ask yourself why you can not be bothered chatting.
You don't want to interact with her at all?

i guarantee thailad can't even bench 1 pl8

>>75055425
Would just have to pay a "fine", I know a yank that's been caught a couple of times.

>>75055294
>you have eternity to be dead
>implying the universe wont die with me
>implying I don't live forever because everything ends as soon as I die

>>75055426
what? what else do they sell over there?

>>75055417
Too expensive to put them all through the criminal justice system and not in the public interest because it will look like persecution based on their culture.

>>75055443
up here they sell sandwiches and shit

>>75055440
you mean a bribe?

what if on the off chance you were caught by a non-corrupt thai cop?

>>75055443
i've heard US kfc only sells chicken pieces and maybe like nuggets and popcorn chicken. they have like 8 or 9 different burgers, smoothies and all this other shit here

>>75055450
>you mean a bribe?
yeah.
>a non-corrupt thai cop?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

*breathes in*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>75055449
>>75055456
? they sell sandwiches here too. i thought he meant fish or something.

>drank a bunch of coffee earlier after not having any in months
>feeling fucking WIRED
>want to fuck everything
>3 loads and another one on deck

WTF caffeine suddenly turned into coke???

>>75055461
calm down

>>75055392
so are these people proper continental gypsies or some sort of Irish gypsy equivalent?

respond to this post

>>75055464
idk i've just heard the american kfc range is pretty limited compared to here. kfc is massive here, probably like top 3 if not higher in fast food.

can't wait to go to lidl later and get a bag of deluxe crisps and immediately eat them in my car while shouting expletives about how good they are before taking off as the security guys approach

ITS THE WEEKEND!

>>75055467
There was a story in the news just this week about some fat boy who died after drinking a coffee then downing several energy drinks. Caffeine is no joke.

>>75055456
Our KFCs are run by full retards who closed down all their profitable Sizzler restaurants and used the cash to set up gourmet hot dog stands in food courts because fuck you that's why

>>75055479
KFC in america is shit tier, just greasy with bad skin and poor quality chicken
Asian KFC is top tier

Shan't

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>toil begins on a Saturday

>>75055461
ok, what if you get busted by a thai cop who got cucked by a white guy and since you happen to also be white, he wants to exercise petty authority over you?

>>75055464
>kfc selling anything but chicken
the colonel would not be happy

>>75055483
I've been on the internet earlier looking at stories about Starbucks coffee being linked to mycotoxins.

Seriously, I don't feel normal tonight and I'm just looking at degenerate porn right now

Fuck coffee fags and their overpriced VENTAY LATTE BROKEN WRISTAY

>>75055498
What about vegans?

>>75055498
i heard he was pretty pissed after he sold it. called its gravy "wallpaper paste"

>>75055494
you will go to jail. not joking, look it up

>>75055502
Yes...what about them
Fuckem

doing my early morning sneezing fit

>>75055494
Then I go to prison and released when I pay the "fine" there.

>>75055513
That's a hate crime anon

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What cologne do you wear?

>>75055500
I stopped drinking coffee for the most part a long time ago, switched mostly to tea and feel a lot better.

been drinking more coffee since I've been in 'nam but Viet coffee is different from the stuff in the west.

>>75055514
Sneezing is the nose's form of cumming
Jealous 2bh

>>75055518
yeah well it shouldn't be
or they should just not go to a fucking chicken joint and expect anything but

>>75055521
I spray Right Guard to stop sweating and then Lynx for the ladies

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>49 hours 5 minutes til work

>>75055521
>cologne

foy

>>75055522
heard vietnam is shit

>>75055485
my local was an absolute shitshow and then apparently the national office got involved because the managers were so bad.

it's unreal now, perf chicken and chips but not as good as red rooster imo

>>75055521
speed stick "ocean surf"

>>75055444
Yes but have you considered that perhaps a bit of corrective persecution might civilize them

>>75055522
I just think the shit is probably bad for your heart in the long run, diuretic so you constantly are drinking more water, potential to carry mycotoxic shit to your brain.

Really not worth it if you get other parts of your life together. the morning ritual of it is just addiction

Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads

>>75055533
poor brenny

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>>75055481
knacker

>>75055521
i have several

>>75055536
its been nice here so far

>>75055516
so can you kill someone and then bribe your way out of prison

if hitler had won there wouldn't be any gypsies left

Makes you think eh

>>75055521
mitchums roll on

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>tfw the new Twin Peaks is going to be shit and will likely be forgotten about this time next year like the recent X-Files re-boot season

>>75055547
whoops didn't mean to attach that image haha

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NEED a Lauren gf

>>75055559
That's serious and there's a victim, a family, accountability. Smoking a spliff has paperwork that can vanish.

>>75055544
I drink tea in the morning for that alertness, minus the same hypertension. much better and healthier in general compared to coffee

>>75055567
why does bart have a flat head in this pic

>>75055546
Brendan came into hollywood and within years was the hunky friendly lead in kids and adventure movies.

He could never see the whorest for the trees and got bit. Tragic story of the celebrity whirlwind

>>75055541
Aggravating that one group will just lead to others invading private land and refusing to leave, using their kids as shields so you cant send in the police like at Dale Farm. That shit took years to resolve and ruined people's lives.

It's not worth it.

>>75055567
>people still get hyped for reboots somehow
>GITS was utter shit
>the 'dit is still hyped for Blade Runner with Goosling

baffling

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Me on the left

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>Alimony due in 6 hours

>>75055584
Hm. Looks like your only option is genocide then

>>75055579
what about if you insult the royal family?

>>75055582
Mexican knockoff

>Mike Cernovich is paid alimony by his ex wife

How did he pull it off lads

>>75055559
Here you can.
But you will risk the family/village cone agree you for retribution killing.

8 bong, time to exit the bed

>>75055593
Don't really know, that might piss the police off. Don't know anyone silly enough to have been there.

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>>75055606


his Bonobo Brainwave

>>75055606
his gowilla minthet

>posting from bed

Sometimes I forget I'm surrounded by literal children here

Thailad could get beheaded by those oriental monkeys for implying their king has AIDS. Absolutely ululating about the sheer fact

>>75055606
orangutan mentality

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>>75055599

>>75055627
could evaporate your jaw to dust in less than a microsecond you squirming rodent

>>75055582
dunno. reckon its a Kid & Play reference but only guessing

>>75055634
You got a big nose for a Canadian

>>75055627
currently posting from my comfy king size while the 'f is still asleep ;)

>>75055634
hmm

>>75055630
Well, it's the truth, isn't it? My facebook says so

When I become a janitor I'm going to purge all the generals

>>75055667
He's a madman.

>>75055667
young mr bean

>>75055631
Fucked it

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bruh

When I become a janitor I'm going to purge all of 4chan

>>75055667

Imagine how hard he's sweating right now

>>75055667
Delete this post

>>75055685
thumbnail kinda looks like CIA

4chan is just Reddit in a pissy mood

>>75055667
(((Canadians)))

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>>75055667


>Messi

Listening to sand people music

Listening to enter sandman

Listening to darude sandstorm

http://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1495261867516.jpg

hmmmmmmmmmm

>>75055752
me too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08kEFELCb3I

>>75055770
NEED a slutty tan-lined gf lads

what was the deal with that lad who drove through a load of people in NY?

pretty sure he wasn't a jihadi so what the fuck was his problem?

Btw that isn't me

>>75055667
i wonder if this is the runty one who reckon he knows fucking everything and posts massive paragraphs to start arguments out of the blue

>>75055799
Suicide by cop attempt.

>>75055799
He was smoking K2 synthetic marijuana. That stuff will put hole in your brain man

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Love middle aged people on Facebook. Pure kino

>>75055799
he wasn't white

>>75055667
people with a hole in their chin are usually cunts

>>75055809
did they even shoot him though?

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I am going to purge all of the memes.

>>75055855
no

paki nicked me mobile in tescos

>go to qt girl's house party
>at some point she squeezes my arm and says I've got big muscles (im a dyel)
>she makes some bizarro excuse to accompany me to the shop

wew, if I didn't have a gf I would have been all over it boyos

moral of the story: lift weights

>>75055862
Why do the English so desire a strong mummy to spank their bum when they do no-nos?

>>75055865
I guess he was out of his head on booze/drugs though so not much point applying logic

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>being a woman is hard

>>75055816
The original stuff want that bad. jwh11 I think the chemical was called. It got put on the banned drug list so they came up with a slightly altered analogue, which eventually got banned as well.
This has continued over the years and now synthetic pot has evolved to the point it will fuck you up big time. Not even reminiscent of pot anymore. More like a mix of ghb and ketamine I reckon.

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don't know why I like asian girls so much

would pay a 5/10 asian lass to piss in my mouth tbqh

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L*ndon

>>75055891
Bet you were holding a pint in yer hand weren't you

It was 2PM when Nigel awoke from his afternoon slumber, dragging himself out of bed with the promise of gin being his only motivation.

"Oh bloody hell! Someone's drank all me booze!" Nigel yelled out, startling Ella his flatmate who was in the next room. Little did he remember, he drank up all his alcohol last night while duly performing his janitorial duties in the British general thread on the 4chan forums.

Shortly thereafter, a knock came upon his door. Nigel stumbled his way over to answer it, wearing only his questionably stained pair of boxer briefs.
"You wot?" he slurred.
"N-Nigel, would you please keep it down a little bit tonight? I need to get good rest, I have a big day tomorrow," said the timid Ella, cringing at the stench of Nigel's morning breath.
"A big date tomorrow?" asked Nigel, having misheard what Ella said, "Fine. Whatever you wish, your highness!" he said, with disappointed and contempt in his voice. And so he slammed the door and waddled his way back over to his bed.
"Miserable women..." he thought to himself as he fell face first into his bed, and went back to sleep.

>>75055820
I quite like the term "boomerposting" although it reeks of yankery

how come its always about the "boomers" or "millennials" and never Gen X?

featuring: dj paul, gangsta boo, crunchy blac of the three six mafia
and my m f'n self

The closest corner shop to me is a good 15-20 minute walk

Wish I lived somewhere that had everything I need within a 5 minute walk

>>75055930
no, a can la

love pints though

>>75055906
same. I would unironically take a 5/10 asian over a 7/10 white girl. can't remember the last time I wanked to a white girl. state of my life

>>75055891
shit like that is really weird ay. had some girl doing that shite a few weeks back at a party, then i wasn't interested so didn't act on it and she started crying lol

>>75055971
Why didnt you pour it into a pint glass?

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What comes after Gen Z?

*puts on 'FUCK WHITE PEOPLE' trenchcoat and grabs pink manbag*

off out lads

Need an anime gf with eyes that take up half of her face

>>75056005
by then we'll all be speaking arabic

>>75056005
Stupid fucking nonce creepoid

>>75056023
oh yeh
>>75056026
???!

>>75056005
Gen AA

>>75055991
not that weird...she is really attractive so having to brush it off was not easy

>>75055993
why would I pour a 330ml can into a pint glass? Not even sure if they had pint glasses, is a flat shared by two girls.

got some sex toys arriving today

>>75055970
>not owning a car
sort yourself out child

>>75056035
>not drinking from a pint glass at house parties like a pleb

mate...get it together. you're supposed to bring your own

>>75056034
meh

>>75056035
yeah guess that's alri then. get chuffed when the girl is really cute and doing it, but when you're not into her at all it's so awkward and weird hahahahaa

>>75056047
I drive everywhere but would rather walk

best songs for a karaoke bar?

>>75056053
Nobody does that. Not sure what this gimmick of yours is, but I have to say, I'm not a fan.

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>>75056078
haha yeah i sure can identify with that

>>75056111
Drinking from a pint glass is better than drinking from a can. How do you not understand this?

>>75056096
never gonna give you up
barbie girl
I'm blue

Morley's is SHIT

all chicken shops are tbqh. Last time I cop that shit ngl.

took a (X AN if you know what i mean
also been dabbing and vaping distillate
squeezing a bit of distillate on a cigarette is great too

>>75056129
erm yeah maybe if you're drinking a flowery IPA or something else decent. With macro lager it barely makes a difference.

>>75056131
>I'm blue
Karaoke yank, do this but replace the word "blue" with "yank"
Thank you

>>75056169
Everyone drinks from pint glasses at house parties. Don't know what kind of parties you attend where this is unheard of.

off to le gym lads

not a real lift day, just gonna do bare pull ups, dips and 2km on the ol' rowing machine (in 8 mins woi)

>>75056174
YOOOO LISTEN UP
HERE'S A STORY
ABOUT A LITTLE GUY WHO LIVED IN A YANK WORLD

this pint glass gimmick is beyond grim

>>75056207
AND ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT EVERYTHING HE SEES IS JUST YANK LIKE HIM INSIDE AND OUTSIDE

YANK HIS HOUSE WITH A YANK LITTLE WINDOW AND A YANK CORVETTE EVERYTHING IS YANK TO HIM...

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I got a mozzie bite on me rump, mates

>>75056193
BOOM CLAP

>get a healthy dopamine release when I poo

Might be gay, lads

hide your girl... im off out for the day
I bet some of you will be here when I get back... heh pathetic

got a moggy bite on me rump, mates

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>he still posts Charli the paki

trying to coax this girl to start coking for me when she comes over every night
train her to be a perfect little hausfrau

>>75056268
first erotic pleasure a child experience is when he shits because of auto-sodomisation

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>>75056298
mogg mentioned

>>75056309
nonce

>>75056268
nah mate doesn't serotonin originate in your digestive tract and make its way to the brain to become dopamine
it makes sense

i imagine nicotine affecting the digestive system while rewarding you with dopamine is a similar mechanism

literal billionaire's in the thread now

>>75056316
That's just some ridiculous pseudoscience theory that jewish psychologist Sigmund Freud invented

>>75056319
I'm younger than her
she's the nonce

>>75056309
>those girls that immediately start cleaning your already clean apartment to win your approval

woi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjCb4CB-hdw

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>>75056323
>>75056316
>we're all gay by nature

>>75056316
so anal retentive means less sexual affinity and anal expulsive means more sexual affinity?

freud is a mental nonce

>>75056334
my landlady already cleans a lot of the house and does my laundry (or finishes doing it after I start)

bent nonce twats

>>75056117
it's not a good thing m8
>she gets shitty if you crack on with her friends
>cock blocks you
>makes you look like a dick when she does all of this and you get annoyed

whats the drug that makes you stink of cat piss

>>75056389
sniffing cat piss

alri thailad

>>75056389
cat piss tablets i think

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is it considered childish to drink energy drinks over the age of 15?

not mixed with spirits or anything

>>75056389

Dog piss.

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at work

>>75056352
yeah i kno but still, I had that a couple of times when I was single. Keep dating and you'll get one, even if the place has been cleaned hours before.
>>75056403
alri

I am into numerology. Not really into the traditional one, as it's not as developed as the system that my boyfriend has invented few years ago. You won't believe in its power unless you try it out!
People ask me ridiculous questions here. They compare Numerology to Horoscopes and ask me if I really believe in it.
C'mon guys, Numerology ain't any magic. It's just an easy system with a set of keywords that will easily describe you, a vibration of the day, your compatibility with others, your strong and weak sides, et cetera.

red bull with some belvedere

what should i have for lunch later lads?

why is it always JFs giving thainonce attention

>>75056423
pb&j

Got a clay face mask on

tired of being a kissless virgin.
tired of being weak.
finally gonna diet, work out, become normal.
gonna get a gf, gonna get a job, gonna get happy.

lol jk

>>75056389
lmao 2cat

>>75056423
salade niçoise

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GLORIFIED

>>75056433
Shut up JF

>>75056407
its never ok to drink energy drinks

been on a roughly 19 day diet and I feel like I've fucked my metabolism, if I eat any more than a modestly sized meal meal I feel uncomfortably stuffed and uncomfortable

finishing off last night's coke

if hiro had any sense of humour he'd filter trump to drumpf

>>75056502
and filter gonna to finna

ever since I bought caffeine pills energy drinks and coffee have become redundant

if hiro had any sense of justice he'd rangeban all bogan scum

A (you) a day, keeps the Paki away.

HATE it when yanks use the metric system on 4chan, it's borderline cultural appropriation

>>75056465
>>75056532

give me a secular paki gf now

accidentally wrote one line of a post in "normal" style and the next line the way i would write something here

if hiro had a heart he'd give us desu back

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>>75056542

>secular

>>75056465
all pakistanis should be killed

>>75056516
never heard fixing to until people started saying finna
still doesn't make any sense

I think in hindsight, pakistan was probably a mistake

hate work on saturdays
hate pakis
love pints, the pub, and me mates

>>75056571
which one

>>75056562

Finna get worked.

>>75056572

Hate rourkes.

choon for when you wanna be cucked by a woman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UX2afsTqFI

>>75056407
yes, only man-babbies do this.

only people I'm aware of that drink them are a fat man-child at work and some guy on the commute that vapes and generally looks like a shambles.

>>75056555
what do you do to spend the day in pakistan? cricket is quite popular there isn't it?

paki Stan was a mistake, as was paki Pete, paki mark, paki Joe and paki Dan

sitting rn

Hate having a jew nose

do paki girls smell nice?

why would you ever have an energy drink? too much coffee alone makes me a bit sick

Done 7 shits today. Really think I have intestinal parasites... again! Been having lots of Tabasco and my asshole is burning something fierce too.

Almost was late to my massage appointment just now because I was having an imaginary conversation with two workmates that aren't here.

>>75056601
don't talk shit about paki Dan

>>75056607
gets in the way of pints?

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Worst thing I've ever seen

massive wristlet here

>>75056617
t. paki Dan

>>75056572
You sound like a good lad.
Keep it up mate.

barely scraped a pass on my dissertation lol

>>75056607
is this you?>>75055667

can't imagine not being pretty desu

>>75056601

>Paki Joe

Hmmm nonce.

>>75056562
It's a funny thing black people say

>>75056621
yeah that pizza looks disgusting

wristive masslet here

thinking about doing a post but haven't quite decided yet

>>75056621
>>>/'dit/

>>75056622
Same. Hair over 6 inches. Female tier

>>75056633
What was it on mate? My thesis was on synchronous islanded microgrids. Barely passed too :/

went on the tube the other day and there were leaflets saying if you hear anything suspicious report it.

what is up with this surveillance state - you can't report shit whilst you're on the fucking tube there's no fucking signal you mongs

Ah yes, BBC News thinking some irrelevant gormless slag getting wed is newsworthy

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Wish I worked for Infowars and was as rich as PJW

>>75056621
>still on the paper
can't see an issue here

and even if it did make contact with the floor the 10 second rule applies, bacteria and other assorted elements in germ theory need precisely 10 seconds to attach themselves to a surface

HEY EVERYBODY DID THE NEWS GET AROUND ABOUT A GUY NAME PAKI PETE

OL' PETE JUST FLEW INTO THIS TOWN AND HE'S CHOPPING UP ALL THE LITTLE GIRL'S MEAT

>>75056622
mines same as my forearm if not slightly bigger
brother makes fun of it calling me rectangle arm :(

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>>75056677
wonder why

>>75056680
who

dont get why people have fun from taking pictures of people sleeping in public transportation

why is my life so devoid of joy

>>75056683
they're on there in under a second you wife

>>75056677
Wifi on all lines, you can report it online, via the app, or using that EE thing where wifi gives you phone signal

>>75056681
fucking hell, what a lanky man

>>75056677
>there's no fucking signal
don't know why they don't put emitters in the london tube. Got full on 4G here in the third world.

literally never been in a taxi, bus, train, or any other form of public transport in my life.

>>75056711
>alternative facts

thought we were above this nonsense in australia, wind your neck in

>>75056703
its a yank thing that comes from their jewish influenced culture of not being able to ever take a break from work
"caught him slippin xD"

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>I'm a student & voting Conservatives

>>75056718
What about an escalator or elevator?

alright shopkeep
10 lambert please

>>75056718
thank you for sharing your story

>>75056707
just take mdma problem solved

>>75056681
Imagined him being short desu, he has nice forearms too.

>>75056739
please stay in /balt/ + /ausnz/

>>75056737
Love are nige.

>>75056687
>fallout

runtoid ground zero

>>75056743
drugs are for ninnies

>>75056712
alri theresa.
>>75056717
>missing the point

>leaving leaflets out telling you to spy on strangers

>>75056753
The fortune cookie I ate unsteady said I should try new things.

Also I'm not listening to a y*nk.

>>75056753
foy

why do drumpfkins think every site owes them free speech

>>75056768
That's frankly less surprising.

They had the "rat on a rat" thing back in the early 2000's

i really hope that theresa may woman doesn't win

don't like her desu

>>75056681
weird how all these alt right figures who always spout the most populist shit are always very far from the actual people
just like the times when communist representative here never worked a day in their life in a factory. quite funny

>>75056791
>>75056791
>>75056791

New

>>75056791
>>75056791
>>75056791

>>75056789
better find a decent challenger then mate

>>75056681
would neck myself if I had his voice

choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXMUY4deXs0