Why is Brazil so completely incompetent at absolutely everything?

>>75054886
Retards
Corruption
Sopa
Et cetera

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Well, my country is just a big shithole, don't mind about all that stuff. We're just pros in doing the things in the worst way possible, like living, for example.

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>defective medals
literally how

>>75054886
how many's misterys you need to resolve to win the gold?

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>>75055047
>Hello Joao, you've one the contract to make the Olympic medals
>"Bom"
>Here's your $10,000,000 to complete the job
>Joao uses substandard metals to save money and increase his profits

>>75055047
Poor bond between the surface material and whatever cheapo filler they put in the center. Probably zinc.

>>75054886
That font in atrocious. I wouldn't want to have one of those on display in my house.

>>75055100
>I didn't want those grapes anyways

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>>75055115
Modern """art""" is garbage.

>>75055076

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f3n_NsvGZSg

>>75055070
fuck i read it wrong it was defective and not detective

>Olympic Gold medals are required to be made from at least 92.5% silver, and must contain a minimum of 6 grams of gold.

>Gold medal
>Actually silver

loooooool

>>75054886
Why not use real gold and silver?

>>75055699
the portuguese stole all of it 100s of years ago

>>75055699
They did use it though. The company used it to bribe the government for a contract.

Brazil is literally Corruption: The Country.

They're good at making soups

>>75054886
La Uma Uma......... yum yum

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>>75054886
What could they possibly have been made of? Even cheap stainless steel would've worked if they were really trying to cut corners.

You actually have to go out of you way to make "defective" medals.

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Should have bought russian meteorite medals

>>75054886
Brazil is the country of mediocrity. I hate to admit this, but everything here is mediocre at best.

>>75055932
>can't afford gold
>just stuff medals with free rocks from space

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>>75055965
w-what about the bunda?

>>75055981
don't worry lad, give the us a few dozen years and you'll have brazil 2.0
for bunda you've to mix spanish with negros

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>>75055972
hehe no

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>>75054886
>Why is Brazil so completely incompetent at absolutely everything?
wew lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dj7s-2KQLsI

>>75055737
>They did use it though. The company used it to bribe the government for a contract.
That's good writing. I enjoyed reading that.

>>75054886
>make gold medal
>it's actually polished brass

Hmm

>>75054886
BWAHAHAAHAHAAHHA
HAAAA AHAHAHAHAHHAHHAH

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>>75056046
>bought gold in 2012 thinking that it hit bottom after falling 20% from record high
>it's still falling

>>75061210
Judging from the flag, I'm presuming you didn't lose too much money.

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>>75055972

>>75055070
>>75055204
don't worry, I did it too
>>75055076
>Joao uses substandard metals to save money and increase his profits
oh, we live in the same world I see

https://m.liveleak.com/view?i=c0b_1456285727

Ah yes, Brasilia.

Because everything here works under the concept of 'jeitinho brasileiro'. That means stuff like:
- why do something today, if I can do it tomorrow?
- if I can scam even my parents, why shouldn't I?
- promise wonderland, deliver neverland and gets elected again because people forget everything bad about you in 2 years


>>75055737
Canada delivering the truth

>>75054886
This is very spanish. Spain confirmed for the leggit father of Brazil.

>>75062390
but the one making the medals actually has a job, that doesn't sound spanish at all

>>75062602
>implying the medals weren't made by chinks in a sweatshop