/cum/ Canada USA Mexico

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TUMP SMART
HIM ME VOTE FOR

cum lol

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Derde voor Nederland

>>75054949

THERE HE IS, THERE HE GOES AGAIN

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Reminder that Japan and the USA are neighbors

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>>75054846

Daily reminder for wir müssen die Juden ausrotten

>>75054846
I missed you Sinaloa

>>75055059

i never left man

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>its a "bobby embraces the gentle release of death" episode

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>>75055114
KotH is /cum/ canon tbqh

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i masturbated 3 times today

i feel bad

>>75055146
>briefly stops being fat

>>75055092
But I did

>>75055136

OFFICIAL /cum/core:

KotH
Corner Gas
Edd ed n Eddy
Mucha Lucha
Lucha Underground
Classic Simpsons
Seinfeld
.....

feel free to add more

>>75055158

and you happen to beeeee

>>75055164
>corner gas
o am laffin

>>75055187
https://youtu.be/_nnmyiuEblQ

>>75055197

its surprisingly /cum/fy, it grew on me

>>75055164
Futurama? The Office (US)?

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>>75055197
It was even a """movie""" afterwards.

>>75055206

no mames jajaja

>>75055217

still need to watch that, was it good?

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>that other /cum/ thread

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>>75055225

>>75055231
If you liked the show.

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6 bullets, more than enough to kill anything that moves

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Nyaa desu

Time for sleep

It was fun lurking

>tfw sleep won't come to you so you don't even try
grim. mayhaps some sleeping pills are in order

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>tfw tired but wanna keep posting cara

hard choice buds

>>75055349

oooh, good choice

>>75055402
Go to sleep before more fags arrive.

I assume you beat Zelda already.

>>75055429

im about to beat it again

guys why is this transition so cool
https://youtu.be/ns_cEOB2FXM?list=RDF99KvVtpL9g&t=82

>>75055448
Damn.

Wait you are playing it on the Wii U right?

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following my oneitits on snapchat was a gigantic mistake

>>75055551
youre just realizing this?

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>>75055560

at first it wasnt so bad, just day to day pictures/videos of her being cute

now she's getting her own car and apartment, graduating dental school, and Im still exactly where I was 2 years ago

>>75054846
those God damn eye brows
theyre like I am gonna eat you

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REALLY makes me think

What quality of weed can I expect for $10 a gram

>>75055748
>no mainline SMT
that's going to be a shitty orgy

>Friday night
>/cum/ even deader than on other weekday nights
Hm

Have any of you guys ever paid to have your cock rated?

I want to know what I'm getting into

STORY TIME

just took a massive dump

>>75055901

I'll just sex the mental disability out of her

>>75055877
/dixie/ and /bant/
now that bant exists int is just generals

>>75055839
>unfair

Holy shit persona fags are pathetic

Fucking SMT IV was easy as shit. Anyways we are getting another SMT.

>>75055901
so you mean 11/10?

tfw the only sex i've ever had has been paid sex

i'm 21 btw

tfw the only sex i've ever had has been imaginary sex

i'm 41 btw

Ive got a popcorn kernal stuck somewhere in my teeth, and no amount of brushing or water swishing can get it out

>>75056017
floss?????????????????

>>75056031

I hate flossing, so I dont have any

>>75056063
you have wrought this misfortune on yourself

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name one thing worse than getting a piece of popcorn kernel stuck on your tongue way back near your throat

>>75056001
lmao kill yourself my dude

still haven't done my taxes buds
weedman is going to pry it from my cold dead hands

>>75056091

thats exactly where it is

I cant find the damn thing in a mirror

>>75056091
getting it stuck between your teeth

Are any of you guys in an open relationship?

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>>75056094
>do taxes on time like a good little goy
>government rewards me $100 back for my services
>mfw

>>75056135
never been in one 2bh

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RNH soon

>>75054846
quit trying to lump yourself in with us and canada.

we have nothing in common

why aren't you watching the warband tournament, /cum/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NjFbz6vGU8

mount and blade tournament?

>>75056188
SOTAMURSU just won a round with a meme weapon

https://www.twitch
.tv/taleworlds

>>75056218
what did he use?

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WHERE THE FUCK IS BANNERLORD NIGGERS

>>75056245
the largest two hand axe (polearm)

>>75055046
what a cute boy

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>tfw fucked up teeth

will ingest two sleeping pills and attempt a sleep
wish me luck mates

>>75056247
if they don't announce a date at e3 next month just give up any hope desu

>>75056288
glbro

MY FUCKING SINUSES

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoBmW1-BPZM

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>>75056286
>he's probably working right now

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>>75056447
>mfw coming home from an interview with Forbes regarding my $600k/year job as the CEO of a major industrial corporation to my cute househusband greeting me by the front door

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oh? Dead so soon?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moJI_taStZ0&

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>>75056609

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guys, im not sure if my roommates sister/friend is hitting on moe or not

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Left, right, or center?

>>75056662
if you know you're attractive, and you're 20+, then they probably are

>>75056721

well Im definitely not attractive

>>75056662
Unlikely.

>>75056736
wrong, all best coasters are objectively attractive in the eyes of god

>>75056678
me on the right

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>>75056781

haha

yah

>>75056662
Who's moe?

>>75056944

meant to type 'me'

my pizza rolls have turned into ash in my mouth at the sight of a pizza image

>>75056978
Maybe that's why Moe is getting hit on and not you.

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i cry

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One of my favorite YT channels just updated

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRRwu-qMiFQ

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how do you even...

REALLY need a hipster gf about now

>>75057127
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JqPLmCzElM

comfy

>>75057185
>proceeds to lecture you on mansplaining and then tells you why she's a fan of several well-liked shows with established fanbases using very old arguments because it's, like, her thing not like other girls.

>>75057259
no the pagan bookstore kind of hipster girl who just wants to smoke crack and listen to music and go in the woods at night

>>75057287
that sounds just as bad

>>75057185
>finally have intimate sex with her
>calls the cops on you and accuses you of rape the following morning

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>>75057230

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time for bed, everyone

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>>75057318
>>75057338

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>>75057338

I dont get to go to bed, my roommates decided to invite people over

BECAUSE 1:30 IN THE MORNING IS TOO EARLY TO GO TO BED

>>75057413
stay and hang out with me

>>75057413
Wanna hang out? I'm here in the Bay Area.

>>75057500

Im not going down to BART at 2 in the morning, are you crazy?

>>75057518
I'll come

>>75057529

Id imagine that would take awhile

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>>75057568
will it?

>>75057287
i would also like a female version of me

>>75054846
>>75054989
good posts

>>75058219
me in the reflection

how 2 get internet gf

Who tf up!?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3bksUSPB4c

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>mfw reading through all the posts from this morning
5AM is the patrician waking hour

>>75058219
I never understood dating sims.
They are weird

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>The state of /tv/

>>75061305
He deserved it

>>75061305
Mexikeks need to be vigilantes because the police won't do anything about the cartels

>>75061305
he was asking for it

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DO NOT DRINK THIS

I THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE AN ORANGE FLAVORED DRINK

THEN WHEN I GOT HOME I READ THE FINE PRINT AND IT'S FUCKING GRAPEFRUIT

The us should join the commonwealth

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how's it going

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What is the difference between cuban cigars and regular cigars, and why are cuban cigars illegal?

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>>75055154
SORT
YOURSELF
OUT

watched "Dear White People" last night

el oh el

Can you guys recommend me a whine or whiskey

>>75064802
Canadian club is extremely cheap and pretty good

>>75064655
This

>>75064655
>>75064861
the US had a trade embargo against Cuba so any Cuban goods were illegal.

Also, apparently, all the best cigar rollers lived in Cuba before the embargo which made Cuban cigars really high quality. A lot of them moved out after the embargo so Cubans aren't as good anymore.

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1494874694294.webm

prove any of this wrong, you can't

>>75064962
this was such a good movie. You should really watch the entire thing if you haven't already. The Believer

>>75064962
I hate jews now

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me

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> two torontos again

>>75065150
3 actually

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change your flags. we reddit now

nothing wrong with reddit. we could learn a thing or two from them

*downvotes*

>>75064962
I can't refute it because it does not posit a single fact. it's just a rant

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>nothing wrong with reddit. we could learn a thing or two from them

>>75065320
but it does, a few of them

fuck off jew boy

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>I can't refute it because it does not posit a single fact. it's just a rant

>>75065358
which? I just hear ranting. please cite your sources as well if you'd like me to start refuting something

>>75065358
>>75065396
also don't samefag this obviously

>the jews are ruining my life
>because I FEEL like they are
okay tumblr tina

Toronto is the strongest race of Redditflag Cumposters

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>why yes, i am INDEED from the united states of america!

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Why arn't you making money on the crypto bull market?

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i have awoken

>>75065400
marx, einstein, freud

jews control banks

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couple hockey players come up the produce stand the other day

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I'll love you like i love you
Then i'll die..

I like women

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1495217026728.webm

>>75066995
me infront of ur gf

>>75056678
The book version on the left is pretty much a different character completely.
But anyways, left>right>center

ah yes, we wuz

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1495260677168.webm

>>75066995
when will vr let me feel the warmth of her skin?

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>>75067197
never

she doesn't have skin

she isn't real

>>75066350
haha nice. did you tell those fine lads to stay hydrated when playing sports?

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>>75067102
>>75067197
soon
please embrace cat.

>>75067258
she is as real as my gf so therefore there is no difference

>>75067296
me with ur gf

>>75067296
what is this NTR shit

anyone who likes NTR or cuck shit are better off dead

>>75067335
no
me with your white gf

>>75067337
NTR is best.

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Please other generals, don't bait me with Cara-chan

>>75056091
Getting one lodged nice and snug in your tonsil, taking you two days to pry it out with a toothpick, while you drool on yourself for 15 minutes.

>>75067337
its actually a bug

Serious question: what will you americums do when net neutrality dies in your country?

>make a retarded post on /pol/ with a race baiting BLM picture
>lots of up-(you)s

jeeze, its too easy

>>75067784
guten morgen reddit

You are a a fool if you enjoy the company of other fools.

>>75067923
>>75067923
well i enjoy being with you

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LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS

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>Be me

>Go for a local brunch

>Order the Country Breakfast

>Two eggs over medium, bowl of grits, bowl of pepper'd biscuit gravy, bacon, hash brown casserole, and a buttered biscuit

>The eggs, thick gooey yolks are ceremonious scoped out and placed into the steamy buttery grits along with pieces of crumbled bacon.

>The saltiness of the bacon combined with the egg yolk complement the grits, providing a salty yet subtle mixture.

>A spoonful of the cream-ladened hashbrown casserole is eaten by itself, accompanied with a few sips of chalky coffee to wash down the heaviness of the shredded creamed potatoes with large chunks of cut onions hidden within the gooey pile.

>The biscuit, shinning brightly with butter on the top, is slowly dunked into the heavy batter of pepper'd gravy, with each speak of pepper featured prominently.

>Each dip and bite of this peppery delight is accompanied by a piece of the last bit of salty bacon, producing a heavenly combination of flaky biscuit texture, pepper, and saltiness.

>Sweat begins to pour above the brow, my arteries begin to constrain under the pressure of all these buttery flavors.

>Is this what death feels like?

>If so, I am ready.

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>>75068162
good post

Extremely important poll.

Canadians aren't allowed to vote.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13004865

http://www.strawpoll.me/13004865

>>75068235
voted More

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nap time

don't be faggots

>>75054908
Fuck Drumpf and Fuck europeens

>>75054908
>>75068423

Bad posts

>>75068282
It's less though

>>75068453
how about you try it and prove me wrong

I am the only smart person in this whole board.

>>75068477
I can reconstruct the scenario in my mind.
t.smart guy

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>>75068491
Leaf post

>>75068437
FUCK EUROPEENS

>>75068544
t.drumpfkin

*eats all of your snacks then reseals the empty boxes and neatly lines them up in your pantries*

>>75068550

Good post

>>75068575

Burger post

my resume is almost never brought up in interviews :(

how am I going to make it when i graduate. college is a meme, cant even into internship

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNT7wuqaykc

>>75068760
>get a meme education
>expect anything but meme jobs
not smart

>>75055156
Um... no. He's pretty fuckin' fat the entire time

>My view of mathematics is that it is an absolute mess which actively pushes out the sort of people who might make it better. I have no patience for genius pretenders. I want to empower the people.

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*starts thinking of canada*

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Death to mierdas!

>>75054949
honorary member

>>75055034
This is Canada, USA, and mexico.
Cuckfornia not welcome.

>>75055034
me on the right

gonna talk to her, lads.

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>>75069931
>lads.

stop this shit fucking larping fuckstain

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>lads

>>75070004
oh come on its fun to say

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@75070082
you know what else is fun to say?

kys

kys, lads.

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it's come to my attention that someone I'm friends with on steam is both a trap and a slut
how do I delete him politely?

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you know what's bad to say?
kys

>it's a sitting around waiting for the mail episode

>>75071180 >it's a sitting around waiting for the mail episode

>>75071296
interesting post

>>75071318
I tried to do a cross-thread post and that happened

>>75071318

I signed on for an extra shift today and I am really regretting it

>>75071340
very interesting

I need to shit but I am fully clenched rn and I feel as though if I loosen up enough to get off the bed I will shit all over it (I am naked)

>>75071707
elaborate

As an American, I'm mad

As a citizen of the world, I'm deeply concerned about Drumpf

As a universe-aware sentient I am, ultimately, unfazed

>>75054846
Fuck off, she's English.

Trump

>>75071934
You can't reason with Mexicans.

Fart

97 posts on my /pol/ bait before it died

top that, kiddo

>>75071986
We don't have many here so idk.
We have a lot of Colombians in poor areas though.

>>75071664
Cool guy
>>75070333
Not so cool cat

>>75072131
How is he white?
He just looks Hispanic to me.
And I'm pretty sure Trump supporters hate hispanics more than Muslims lol.

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>"Look who decided to come out of his cave!"

>>75072276
*howls like monkey and runs away*

Gonna go out in my garden and grill up a snack lads.

>>75072276
I live alone

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/cum/ btfo

gfs and wives are for cucks

you can't argue this

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>make thread
>go to sleep
>almost die during my sleep
>wake up
>thread still active

deadeer than ded

>>75072276
Hahaha, jokes on you. I have a job, a nice apartment, a girlfriend, and want to kill myself daily

>>75072460
The problem is you need a bf

>>75072460
The problem is you're Canadian.

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>>75072415
>ywn be a monkey, howling and swinging from trees

>>75072415
joshs attempt at howling was pitiful

lalo we ya viste lo del ruso

>>75072621
speak ENGLISH before i call border patrol on your brown ass

>>75072621

sí yo lo mate

>>75072651
todo pendejo

rip cum

>>75072621
that russian was a hero of the white race and is now a martyr in the eternal struggle against the hispanic horde

>>75072534
Low energy
He's 8 yrs older now so maybe he's improved

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gonna lift the 20 pound dumbbell

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>>75072722

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2c9_1495158896

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>my reaction with respect to "pee"ple whom're not using GNU/Linux as their main operating system (me in the top))

>>75073018
lol

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takin care a business

>>75072790
Howd it go?

I wish the papyrOS dev would hurry up
sick of using mint

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We did it /cum/!

need lily collins gf

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>>75073244
no joke, I feel pain in my bones

>>75073266
I'm so proud!

Where's footkraut?

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>I use mint

>>75073358
Only for gcc

>>75073542
me on the right

in the new danganronpa game, the character that looks similar to Junko is actually Junko's clone who builds a robot Junko in the final trial. You have to use your wit and logic to defeat the Junkobot.

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>>75056247
>>75056290

T*rk-in-chief disbanded TalesWorld for gulenist ties, sorry

need gf

New
>>75073808
>>75073808
>>75073808

Migrate at 310
>>75073377

>>75073819
Check the catalog dumdum

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