/brit/

>>75042630
good thread

>>75042630
High quality thread

I FUCKING LOVE GERMANY ME

I REALLY REALLY DO

Why does no one ever talk about the Muslim slave trade of Africans which was far larger than the transatlantic slave trade lads?

Real cranium cruncher

>>75042630
Very good.

>>75044489
't

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*Does a swipe down*

sometimes I envy religious people
they never feel alone or worry about the future
'it's all gods plan'

Honestly if you don't browse both Reddit and 4chan then you need to give your head a wobble

>>75044794
>they never feel alone or worry about the future
That's not true. I agree with your overall point though. If you are religious you can only win when you die. if there is nothingness then who cares if there is a heaven then you're right up there

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EXCELLENT edition >>75042630

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>>75044822

>>75044822
Utterly revolting that this image exists

>>75044866
that's a mannequin isn't it

can someone tell me if this is the real /brit

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>watching jools holland
>loads of middle-aged middle-class dullards nodding their heads along to black music

>>75044968
may aswell be

NEED a new season of limmy show

>>75044489
because islamists do not adapt the pov of secular liberal society so it's not hypocrisy for them

>>75044968
this is the real /brit/
we shall not tolerate those who post before 300 bump count

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I am a Yank.

>>75044968
How can it be real if your life isn't real?

Hate females
Love gfs
Simple as

>>75044968
well which one has more american posters? that one is the real /brit/

>babies with cancer

just make a new one
christ sakes

>>75045046
and what of pints?

>>75044991
are you talking about the dave performance? don't usually like nigger music but thought it was good
https://youtu.be/Ks2PNZx0rRE

would be lying if i said i wasn't annoyed with the amount of yankposting itt

REAL NEW

>>>/pol/126221805
>>>/pol/126221805
>>>/pol/126221805
>>>/pol/126221805
>>>/pol/126221805

>>75045101
maybe you should go outside

>>75045085
No, naturally 7

just got back over 12 hours of drinking and doing coke. absolutely ball bagged lads.

>>75045101
all in here lad

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post knickers

>>75045164
but this one has more posts

>thread war autism

*slaps your girlfriend's ass*

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>>75045101
I am a Yank, see look its my drivers license. See it, see it? Am I annoying you even more now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TsizGZrAcI very high quality grime

>>75045082
Love em

>1 EUR to GBP is 0.86
>this time last year it was 0.74

Truly broken Britain, brexit was a mistake

>>75045222
one of the best posts i've seen all fortnight

>>75045222
>>75045345
grime is at it's purest form on live sets
https://youtu.be/51tsqBwCvHQ

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>fortnight

>>75042630
fuck west germany!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tzGNs30VBM

turns out you can't just throw bananas in people's gardens

>>75045222
absolute nigger shite

>french poster
ah yes

chris cornell was wanking when he died

>>75045456
bit racist

>>75045085
Where did one of those learn to play piano talking like that?

pop
knob
in
fanny

which thread

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anime

FUCK ALL Y'ALL NIGGAZ

*sniffs some heroin*

>>75045529
hahahha jesus you are sheltered

If you're white and you want to racemix you should only do it with high IQ populations such as East Asians, Finns and Jews.

Asked out a girl who finally said yes. A mate just said he had a crush on her and will ask her out the next chance he gets. Wat do?

>>75045589
'sheed

>>75045613
punch him in the face

>>75045589
What?
I talk normally and im white but i was never taught to play piano or """sing"""

>>75045602
why is every yank post like this

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>>75045085
love this stuff
what will they teach monkeys to do next

what books should i read to get into analytical philosophy?

>>75045602
>tfw no progressive finnish gf

>>75045672
lauren southern's "barbarians"

the dolce vita: bohemian lifestyle in greenwich village during the late 70s

>>75045672
Get Into Analytical Philosophy by Bertrand Russell

>>75045613
did you know this before you asked her out?

>>75045643
embarrassing

>>75045613
punch her in the face

>>75045672
Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus by Wittgenstein

>>75045728
I know, they literally get all the breaks in lofe and we get nothing because its racist to give us anything

>>75045719
No. He said it about half an hour ago and I asked her out a couple days ago

>>75045672
"Analytical philosophy and you: start your journey today!" by Wittgenstein

*tips you (with my penis)*

British Royal Family got cucked by G*rmans, btfo. How will Britain, especially England, recover from this?

want pizza

Having sexy talk with a girl, but she finishes every sentence with lol even if it isnt funny is that just to keep it casual or what?

damn slew dem are very good

>>75045848
prefer not to say

>>75045772
>you sat on 4chan or playing vidya during your youth and didn't try to better yourself
>dave was taking classical pianist lessons and practicing on his digital keyboard
state of you rorke

>>75045848
no it's serious lol

>>75045839
is better than
>75045832
is better than
75045838

is being attracted to fatties a mental illness?

>>75045907
you're allowed to like who you want

>>75045907
yes
t. evolutionary psychologist

what are some good ciders?

>>75045848
she is uncomfortable with intimacy and she's trying to take the edge off

>>75045613
please his sexually so he gives up

>>75045872
The capleton song or...??

thy years are awful

>>75045975
nah the grime crew

>>>/int//red/
>green
black

>>75045957
none

>>75045957
frosty jacks, crumptons, taurus, white strike

figure any southern runt here would die in a fight against a proper northern man

just burst into tears

>>75045901
Go to bed you boring cunt. You're on here every hour of the day reeeeeing about rorkes.

>>75044822
Graphical explanation of why opposing the inquisition was a fucking mistake.

>>75045957
kopparberg mixed fruits

>>75045996
>yotsuba b
runt

smoking on some indo
gamecube nintendo

>>75046019
*asks you what's wrong*

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Absolutely detest when businesses ask for me to donate to some cause so the company can get a tax credit for it

Business idea: engineer everyone to have a 200+ IQ

waiting on a balti

5% tint all up on my window

2 threads going and both exceptionally slow so impossible to tell which one. plus janny has been fired so we won't have old ones tidied up until a new one is hired.
fucking sick of it

just spent 3 hours trawling urban explorer sites

london is basically filled with all sorts of tunnels that these runts somehow manage to access

cause i got bare ammunition

>that weird feeling when you find out that a random celebrity is Jewish
Was Pete Doherty this time lads

recap from other thread:

reading about cauchy sequences on a right wing version of wikipedia

made a PENG naan pizza with egg, bacon, cheese, and rocket

just got a phone call from jammer

>>75046070
don't want to talk about it

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Haven't had a cigarette in over 11 months, still really want one

>>75046091
Bears are a protected species you fucking madman

would you apply for the janny position if it was minimum wage?

do mods get paid

I hope our new janny takes his job VERY seriously

>>75046146
i don't know

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>Janitor applications are now being accepted for the next ~48 hours. Apply here.

just IMAGINE what kind of runt sees this and thinks "oooohh it's my chance"

>>75046132
absolutely
i would get paid to delete posts i dont like

>>75046146
why would they

>>75046146
wish i was part of the 4chan inner circle desu

>>75046093
i edit random peoples wikipedias to say that they're jewish quite regularly
wonder if you've ever seen my work

>>75046170
its a total shadow council
dont think anyone even knows names other than hiro

>>75046162
you would get fired for that though
>>75046159
same ones who care about their karma score on 'ddit

>>75045966
What the fuck.
So is she doing it so later she can laugh and say she was just messing around or what?

>>75046146
>>75046158
>>75046168
Mods do get paid you mongs

>>75046185
That's quite funny, who are some of the ones you've done?

>>75045313
good lad

>>75046203
youre high if you dont think janitors dont ignore posts they like that break the rules

>>75046198
say what you like , moot brought transparency to the role

>>75046159
I keep applying simply in the hope I am accepted so I can begin the purge of the Aussies

Online dating is absolutely fucked if you're not at least 8/10

do any of you spackers even read books

>>75045938
This sort of attitude is what leads to racemixing.

>>75045901
Yeah because their schools get given more shit than ours, it's not like his family can afford it so I'm guessing his school got a grant or some shit so they could do music because we know they ain't gonna be doing fucking engineering

>>75046206
there's no telling with women until youre actually getting your cock sucked
you might get in her pants, you might not.

>>75046206
or shes a shy autismal bastard like you and is slightly nervous talking to another person

anne hathaway is much younger than i expected . all this time i could have been thinking about sexing her

>>75046230
shan't be giving you my ip

>>75046230
Woody Allen. Can't believe people actually fell for it lmao, he's an Irish Catholic.

>>75046198
>he didn't save the list of all the mods and janitors usernames when that aussie leaked them

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Wouldn't mind fucking a shemale just to see what it's like

>>75046271
>we know they aren't going to be doing engineering
how do you know this rorke?

>>75046271
well its true though
if two people love each other why should they be refrained from being with each other
love is the strongest bond

>>75045613
Tell him you're already going out with her so she's obvs off limits

*pops the cap off my kopparberg mixed fruits cider*
*faints instantly*

>>75046315
it's like shagging a bloke but they have fake tits

>>75046291

read that as "shan't be giving you my tip" as in penis tip

>>75046266
Read Spot the Dog. Does that count?

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wish i was good at literally anything
when i was younger i was a great csgo player, no i cant even do that
need to achieve something

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sour diesel 'stillate (sativa)
purple kush 'ter (indica)

VERY cheeky times ahead

>>75046159
I'd apply but I think if you're ever accepted you have to give them a copy of your photo Id so not a fan

>>75046355
ahh righto
is that the sort of thing you'd be interested in?

>>75045613
finger her and tell him to smell your fingers

why doesn't 4chan DDOS people anymore? member firing mah lazur

>>75046372
hope you die x

>>75046390
reported to gchq m8

>>75046276
So do I just ask if she wants to fuck?

HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO DEAL WITH THIS MINEFIELD?

Also she keeps spelling horny as horney - do I correct her?

>>75046277
But she's a girl, they get spoken to by guys all the time they're used to it

>>75046343
That sounds good 2bh

The penis is a much better sex organ than the vagina

>>75046372
very nice
enjoying some hindu kush meself

>>75046372
You're injecting DUDE into you?

How low the mighty have fallen

>>75046159
i opened the application page but closed it again because i figured someone else would do it

same with real job applications haha

i have a right to be mad

>>75046390
normie invasion following gamergate
2nd normie invasion following the election

>>75046400
it's not illegal because you can't even do it with just 1 person lol

>>75046424
she was never mighty

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>he performs a service and forgoes all compensation for said service

>take psychedelic drugs
>die from brain cancer

hmmmm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoMMNlX6Ny4

>>75046440
retard

>>75046322
C'mon, just because he has a white stage name doesn't mean he's one of us - he just rapped about smoking weed...

>>75046323
Literally the reason europe is going to die in 20 years, cheers frog

>>75046435
>gamergate
probably the single gayest thing that's happened on this site, there's still people who care about it too

>>75046242
you couldn't do shit you pussy

>>75046455
>correlation means causation in a sample size of 1

>>75046457
you're the retard

dick in minge goes

IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT

>>75046440
Wasn't there some software you could install that made your computer part of a DDOS botnet meaning you only needed one person to start it?

>>75046388

would try anything once but of a madhead me aha

>>75046471
>>75046471
BUCKS YOU WHORE

might apply for the janny position even though it's unpaid cause it's experience that you can put on a cv

>>75046366
Right little boffin, ain't we?

distillate is ridiculous
95% thc with the consistency and almost even the taste of wax from a pine tree

>>75046417
usually prefer the sativa to indica but i love my purple kush

>>75046424
you can vapourise it like a dab or even eat it

>tfw full +12

>>75046242
sounds good. aussies would literally mass suicide if they couldn't post their banal shite on here

>>75046482
shake it all about

FUCK WHITE PEOPLE
>FUCK TRUMP
FUCK WHITE PEOPLE
>FUCK TRUMP
FUCK WHITE PEOPLE
>FUCK TRUMP
FUCK WHITE PEOPLE
>FUCK TRUMP
FUCK WHITE PEOPLE
>FUCK TRUMP

>>75046409
I think your best chance is to ask her out and attempt to make her a fwb after 2nd date and be completely forward about what kind of relationship you want
women dont want to think theyre sluts so you have to be patient about fucking her but ask her out asap

What is the job of a Janitor? Do they just delete rule breaking posts?

Seems a bit naff. I'd rather be a mod or admin and post with my mod banner occasionally

made me a bit sad :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YupvSuk9Vyw

>>75046372
Admitting to doing heroine online, mate it might be anon but still

>>75046453
And what of those who help the homeless for free, clean up their local area for free, volunteer etc? Do you place them on the same pedestal as the humble custodians of this fine website?

>>75046498
Can do me nine times table easy peasy.

https://youtu.be/kzHERxxMIdI
fucking love scousers

>>75046478
you can ddos with 1 person

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eglEDhi9iJ0

the comments on this are absolutely fucking hilarious

straight out of the 1960s

>>75046505
alri m'lad?

>>75046539
it's not heroine, do one

>>75046505
indica is better when im at home relaxing

hey what's up

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lads, post thick lasses

white people? Not a fan. Pakis? Love em. Simple as

>>75046486
yeah downloading it now. going to set it on GCHQ website

>>75046505
>almost even the taste of wax from a pine tree
How do you have this info?

>>75046582
literally this

can't wait for my paki gf to arrive in london

a shag? never done one

>>75046575
would be nice if it wasn't cottage cheese textured

>>75046575
I like a good thicc lass but that cellulite is horrible

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>>75046551
SHRIEKING, SNORTING AND URINATING

fuck Germany and fuck Austria and fuck that German speaking part of Switzerland

>>75046575
sofiavera from chaturbate

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>janners have to apply to their superior (also unpaid) to have you banned

this canadian who posts his drugs and who is undoubtedly the same one who takes hallucinogens then posts on here for the entire trip has gotta be up there as a runtking

pretty mental that varg stabbed his friend to death because he was a leftist and now he's out in the world

he's a very dangerous man

janny is a snitch

>>75046651
Germoney gives us the shekels so I like germoney

>>75046575
Now that's too much.
Just a bit too much.
Although when she bends over and her skin stretches it looks pretty good.

>>75046530
I see her every day we live in the same flat at uni, how are we going to start going out? That's gonna be fucking weird "hey wanna meet at the cinema? See you at 8" then awkwardly walk silently at the same time so we can "meet" at the cinema

I could leave earlier so it isn't as weird when we meet, but if I ask her to come back to mine and she says no its going to be awkward when we both have to walk back together

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>>75046575

Is 3 hours enough time to connect flights in heathrow

just trumped (farted)

>>75046550
Ooooh minus 1 add to 9
I know that one.

4 and 7 times is hard as fuck tho innit

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>>75046680
You like me? x
asking for a mate

any of you bongs watch the nba?

>>75046722
heheehehehe

>>75046712
belly looks thicker than her arse

>>75046672

does varg expect anyone to believe the story about euronymous wanting him killed for a snuff video

what a delusional fuck

>>75046695
Just ask her, "wanna smash?", and if she gets taken aback by it, just keep saying "what?" and repeatedly deny ever saying it.

>>75046455
The last 30seconds of this are hilarious. He says literally nothing and they all laugh in the smuggest, most uniform way, like they are woke.
Disturbing.

>>75046567
It's brown and in a siringe what the fuck else would it be. Maybe its a fucking leaf turned into liquid idiot

Germany is gay I have heard

>>75046455

Terence's pivotal existential crisis came abruptly. Sometime in '88 or '89. I don't know exactly when it happened and I don't know exactly what happened. I am piecing it together from what Kat (Terence's wife) has told me. It happened when they were living for a time on the Big Island and it was a mushroom trip they shared that was absolutely terrifying for Terence. It was terrifying because, for some reason, the mushroom turned on him. The gentle, wise, humorous mushroom spirit that he had come to know and trust as an ally and teacher ripped back the facade to reveal an abyss of utter existential despair. Terence kept saying, so Kat told me, that it was, "a lack of all meaning, a lack of all meaning.

>>75046551
Bellowing

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>>75046728
No, I dont like anglos, so does the rest of the world
Pic related (red = support for las Malvinas, blue = support for Falklands).

>>75046736
The only two people I know who have any remote interest in Basketball are this black American lad and a Chinese Singaporean guy

>>75046565
becoming degenerate
in the last couple of weeks i've gotten stoned whenever i'm not working or in class, taken xanax occasionally, and even tripped off cough medicine

>>75046569
i have a good setup
indica shatter to use with a nail and rig
sativa distillate to squirt in my vape
that way i can get my sativa on the go and indica at home

>>75046600
never tried it?

>>75046774
almost pure thc

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>>75046551

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>>75046551
absolutely fucking HOWLING

>>75046717

would have thought so

I connected in Dubai in less than 30 minutes (should have been 2hrs, first flight was delayed)

>>75046551
When he started blowing on the car charger I nearly choked.

>>75046796
that's just purely ignorant

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>>75046824
https://youtu.be/5u0JfNY_YIk

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>>75046796
And that means fuckall at the end of the day
The Falklands are forever British

>>75046821
damn i still smoke spliffs. honestly if you need pure thc to get high you should be worried tbH

>>75046651
What about the German speaking part of Italy? Bet ya didn't know about those sneaky kraut cunts dud ya?

>>75046821
stop t aking xanax it scares me

feel like its an easy way for a friend to lose himself

not to die, but to lose himself

stay safe x

Hate reformation. Love the Catholic Church. NOT a paedo just like them simple as. Love pints

>>75046796
>frogs are on the winning side
good lads

on the second bottle of wine and the flubromazolam

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Yanks about to be BTFO by Liverpudlian hospitality

>>75046551
wasted 3 minutes of my life watching this desperately unfunny shite

>timothy james byrne has a physics degree

haha me in 20 (?) years

Hate contraception. Love God and Our Lord And Saviour Jesus Christ

>>75046934
Who?

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>>75046852
ded

>>75046936
glad someone finally said it

Miss when I was but a pup and I would sit each night and have a nice chat with my best friend Jesus and feel like he was listening

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>>75046951

>2017
>still believes a fucking vanilla wafer is holy

stay cucked papies

need a mitski gf

anyone else unironically applying for janny

i hate how girls say how rugby lads are fitter because they don't roll around the floor crying like footballers and how footballers are soft.

let me punch you in your shoulder and then kick you in the ankle, tell me which one hurts more, idiot.

swear womyn know nothing at times.

>>75046987
Are you a Christian? Ha ha that's so hilarious

>>75046955
my mate was talking to a scouse bloke and she said he had "very good english" cos she thought he was polish

>>75042630
very good

didn't know 190kg was a woman beater as well as a nonce
shameful

>>75046970
me on the bottom middle

>>75047048
>2017
>still believes in human sacrifice

@75047034
another mindblowing analysis from your ill mind

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>>75047049

>>75047057
he's a nonce?

>>75046900
they are our greatest allies

it was obviously a hyperbolic point.

have to pick the gf up in 1 hour, don't if i cba 2bh

>>75047034
You're a fucking bellend if you think football is more physically challenging than rugby. Diving is a well known gimmick in soccer. Rugby lads are tough as nails and are actually sound unlike wee football runts that think they're hard

Hate pure Aryan kids. Love racemixing. Simple as.

Hi this is my first post in /Brit/ please welcome me

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>>75047085
he fondled his niece

>>75045085
too real nahhh

Timothy James Byrne in rented flat High Wycombe 20th may 2017, I'm DPD

>>75047107
insane. did he post about it here?

>>75046987
Vanilla? Bit flavoursome for a buncha whities, no?

>>75047130
/sp/ found it out

>>75046864
nah i only use a tiny bit, less than shatter and way less than green though i don't smoke green much anymore
the other night some of my mates used some runny distillate to coat the end of a cigarette and then rolled it in kief
you can put it on anything, you can smoke it, vape it, eat it, it's so versatile

>>75046878
oh and i'm addicted to cigarettes (2-4 a day)
don't worry i know how bad it is to abuse xanax so i'm going to space it out nicely

>>75047034
pillock

>>75046551

staged

Matthew James Ludford here in my rented flat in Ladywood

>>75047154
please don't

would be well worried for you x

>>75047154
least you aren't me and drunk and almost died and pissed your pants and shit them and went delusional at the hospital and thought it was a cult

>>75047154
yeah slow down on xanax

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>>75047203
*swipes down*

>>75047098
bet you football lads would batter rugby lads in a nightclub fight

experience counts la'

>>75047225
is your regional flag a chinese flag lol

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Big fan of her body of work

>>75047233
hmmmm no not a chance

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>oh and i'm addicted to cigarettes (2-4 a day)

>>75047268
big fan of her working that body

>>75047268
weird jew face

>>75047233
Hahahaha get to fuck you oblivious wee bastard, your posts are shite and I'd knock your shite clean in and i don't even play sports

>>75046970
He puts those Tinder whores on instagram to shame

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>>75047242
even worse

>>75047268
wtf is this some sort of costume
i imagine the undead look like that

>>75047189
i have a summer course now and a regular job starting soon so i won't be able to fuck up my life xx

>>75047227
unfortunately i find the xanax gives me inspiration for working on my chunes that i can't usually find
i won't use it just to get high when i can easily take massive doses of thc instead

>>75047296
what did he mean by this?

>>75044643
>>75044643
>>75044643

migrate

i'm addicted to anime (2-4 a day)

>>75047268
big fan of her tits and eyes

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>>75047327
oh my days

never wife a bitch nah

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Imagine being overpowered by spiders that kill you by exhaustion after holding you down for hours or more

brother came home drunk, ordered a massive paki pizza and knocked on my door to give me a couple slices

quite nice of him

>>75047339
don't do it

swear to fuck it gives me anxiety on your behalf

Addicted to hugs (£3000 a day)

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>mfw Americans wear shoes in the shower