/brit/

christ yanks are thick
fuck off yanks

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sophie

stop being racist

be more racist

going with this one because the german is being an irritating fucktard again

Anime

>>75042620
he owns and runs a 'news' site that employs a 4chan mod

graham norton soon lads who excited

pence was playing 64d chess from the beginning

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>>75042652
mfw

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>>75042643
aren't they?

like jesus, it's as if they make an active effort to look retarded

>“NATO is scrambling to tailor its upcoming meeting to avoid taxing President Donald Trump’s notoriously short attention span. The alliance is telling heads of state to limit talks to two to four minutes at a time during the discussion… And the alliance scrapped plans to publish the traditional full post-meeting statement meant to crystallize NATO’s latest strategic stance.”

president brainlet

Do I support white genocide? Yes.
Do I dislike Rorkes? Yes.
Do I rate Pogba? No.

>first 5 posts are from foreigners

uhh.. fuck off?

>>75042643
honestly think Liam may be the most deluded person on this entire planet

any good used bookstores i should visit

>>75042697
who dis?

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Whoa, based BASED fukkin Trump. Absolute genius dude. Making himself look like a braindead spacker, breaking all of his campaign promise, being corrupt, having the lowest approval ratings of a sitting president at this point in their term ever, getting impeached - he's a fukkin genius bro

His IQ must be like 180, shadilay, BASED fukkin God emperor Trump MAGA

I Unironically think all weed smokers are pathetic and should grow up. I think they are a lazy drain on society and hold no moral principles. They are contributing to cultural degradation and every time i hear that one of the runts has been sentenced I burst out laughing!

>>75042638
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmkmrtnOMkA

piss fuck

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>>75042681

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Want to play CS:GO but it's RuneScape Double XP Weekend so I can't :c

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>>75042730
brum library

>>75042741
>!
reddit

isaac newton was a POC

president granola shlumpf is a racist fool

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>>75042739
the whispering gf

gonna feel f**kin mint when i cum

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>>75042771

trump achievements after four months in power:
1. had a supreme court justice confirmed
and that's it

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hello rich businessman? what are crypto currency wallets i do not understand

please impeach drumpf, I want based pence to btfo libritards

how can any sane white person be against discrimination? you literally benefit from it.

isaac newton was a POS

Trump is
>fat
>rude
>vulgar
>stupid
literally the perfect avatar of the American people

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>libritards

isaac newton was a POC

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>>75042740

drinking tesco grape and blackberry-flavoured sparkling water

>mmm aspartame

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>>75042813
uhhhhhhh crypto currency? no thats complicated and unstable it is going to crash and youll lose everything

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>>75042771
bigger version

>>75042740
my friend have you heard of 5D chess? it's a lil meme me n the boys over at r/t_D cooked up

really REALLY liking the idea of sitting on my arse making money off crypto currencies gimmick. think im too stupid for it though

>>75042741

personal weed use is basically legal now.

fucking hell my right bollock is really making me uncomfortable

>>75042901
your future child wants to be free m9

Allow me to introduce myself

*walks away*

>>75042701
>AXIOS Media or Axios is a news and information company started in 2016

>Axios' initial launch partners are JP Morgan & Chase Co., PhRma, Boeing, BP, Bank of America, Koch Industries, S&P Global, United Health Group, Walmart, Pepsico and Cooley LLP.

sad!

need a film to watch

giz a film to watch

>>75042824
I dislike arrogance and injustice.

looked up "scottish" on the porn website but I didn't see much there

>>75042926
accattone

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howling

feelin... good

>>75042901
>demolishes it with with a sledgehammer

>>75042926

dead mans shoes

https://en.www.wikipedia.org/wiki/IC_codes

didn't know about these but always hear UK rappers talking about IC3

>>75042939
there's some on xhamster

>>75042926
heat

>>75042926
magic trip

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this is my night
how is your night?

>>75042926
Kingdom. Of. Heaven.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEy5pDgnWp0

donald trump has never broken a law

>hello yes I'd like to buy some electronic money please
>what can you buy with it?
>...

>>75042865
oh ok thank you for the top tip

>>75042975
somehow your night looks even worse than mine

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>wait all week for the weekend
>weekend comes
>it's shit

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>>75042946
>+5,052

hmmm might roll a fat spliff to put me to sleep

I only follow laws of moral justification

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>>75042946

truly mentally deranged

>>75042975
>peanut

shite

>>75042959
>IC9 Unknown
Me

i'm consistently amused and amazed by the so-called german's news sources

anyway i'm done talking about politics

>>75043013
>Arbeit resumes in fifty odd hours

>>75043020
keep seeing her irl
stop posting her here

>>75043013
mine's alright

I'm voting for the Lib Dems and none of you can stop me.

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>>75042975

about to shag the homemade fleshlight

>>75043054
*physically restrains you*

>>75043015
He's got 13,000+ videos
>>75043016
>put me to sleep
put the weed away lad
*gives you a meaty right hook*
night night

>>75042901
like i said lad had the same problem, got worse quick
go to a doctor if it gets worse, mine turned out to be mssa and i nearly died

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need a brown gf who wears calvin klein underwear

>>75042740
I cannot wait until he gets impeached. At least Pence can string a few sentences together without any em dashes, and does not seem to be presently manifesting dementia. Every time Trump opens his mouth is a national embarrassment.

Face it, Drumpflets: Pence is clearly a better statesman and will be much more effective at guiding policy / conferring with world leaders.

Got told I belong in a "JCrew" catalogue today

Still unsure if it's a good thing or bad thing, girl saying it said it very honestly but it seems like an insult

want to go out but dont want to

>>75042943
no thanks prick
>>75042957
seen retard
>>75042971
also seen spastic
>>75042972
twat
>>75042980
chosen

>>75043099
muh dik

>>75043110
FONT

>>75043108
I love pence. libtards are in for a surprise when work out that pence will be the next president

>>75042813
you dont need them if you're holding sub 10 BTC
keep your money on an exchange til then so there's less faffing about

>>75043122
You have chosen wisely...

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>>75042607
any british tv show as funny as the inbetweeners and that doesn't take itself too seriously? I like "men behaving badly"-tier comedy.

>>75043122

well i never

dictatorship naturally arises out of democracy

anyone interested in crypto, just 2 say i made 80 pounds off it today from 3 trades
not a bad craic tbf x

>>75043155
phoenix nights/max and paddy

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>>75043145
thak you for he;p im reading abuot them now i will be a millionaire before 2018

press 2 for gf

>>75042957
actually wish I could watch this again

also Kill List 2008 is quality too

>>75043155
not going out

I'm supporting mummy may taking away our internet rights and none of you can stop me

>>75043210
absolute shite

>>75043195
I require further assistance

>>75043189
okay, read up on Technical Analysis and candlestick patterns to look out for
Don't be a spastic who blunders around losing money cos he doesn't know what he's doing
Don't be a spastic who seems a pump n dump and thinks it'll keep going
Don't be a spastic who's afraid to sell and holds for too long

Quite like commenting in asmr videos asking the uploaded to speak up because I can barely hear them. Passes the time.

>>75043135
i like pence too but trump won't be impeached

he might choose not to run for reelection in 2020 due to health reasons but he's not going to resign or be impeached, and ivanka will likely run in his stead in 2020 on a continuation platform, and win, because the left is in shambles

>>75043217
ooh you're hard

>>75043211
That's been happening anyway.

>>75043180
My dick naturally arises out of your mum's bum when I hear you get home from school

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post apus

>look up guides on cryptos
>there's fuck all aside from a few articles
WEW lad this isn't widespread yet

>>75043217
umm no, sweaty cunt x

>>75043155
Black books

need mo money fo dem programz

>>75043285
dont look for crypto specific guides, look at technical analysis
Look up "chart patterns" on investopedia and "candlestick patterns" on google

>>75043255
GOOD

big fan of rinse fm

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I'm not experienced with computers is investing in cryptos safe for me??

POOOOOO P¨PPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BUUUUMM UUUBUBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMM FAAAAAAAAAAAARRRT

pakis blacks and jews

>>75043285
it's like the wild west lad. you never know what is going to happen

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>>75043261
>4

>>75043293
already watched it years ago, I liked it a lot

>>75043210
already watched it, it was enjoyable

>>75043183
will check them out

>gaol
>jail
lads

>>75043327
shall not be replying to this tripe

wanna be a shaman

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Looks for "crusade patterns" instead

could tell a runt at my uni's internship program was smug because his class rank was higher than mine. just found out the guy's going to be a junior and hasn't even taken either of the two hardest courses in the program. hate runts so much

>>75043324
i've told you what to do twice now and you're not cottoning on so no you've not got the wits about you

Cryptos are a bubble lads. Some of you will get in too late and lose.

Good luck

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never even kissed a girl

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>>75043381
im not whoever you were talking to

>>75043371
ommmmmmm

ppppooooooo pooooooooooooooo pooooo shiiiitttteeeeee arrrrrrrrrrssseeeeeeee bollocks bollocks bollocks bollocks SHITE

>>75043285
There are a few big companies in the game tbf. Look up the Ethereum Enterprise Alliance to see some of the companies getting involved.

>>>>>Reddit r/ethereum r/ethtrader are good

Of course there are other coins too

>>75043308
Bad advice imo
These coins are so heavily manipulated that it's incredibly difficult to do good TA

And there are much bigger gains to be made assessing the quality of a young coin in its ICO than there are trading off of TA

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cracking open a bottle of this lads

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>hes in on a friday night

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>>75043380
he won't give you a second of thought so why give one to him

>>75043410
>that wink

>>75043424
mate you've got work on monday

reckon i'll have some pot noodles and listen to some grime choons for the rest of the night lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDjq_5LOV_o

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>>75043419
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uWw7kuiCss

Never...

>>75043428
Prefer being in

Just need a gf to canoodle and watch films wid and im set

>>75043424
*limps my wrist at you*
oooOOOOoooooh

>>75043354
Peep show

>>75043392
>bubble
for a market to be in a bubble, it would need stupid amounts of mainstream attention. how many normies or msm news outlets do you know who talk about or even know about crypto? blockchain tech is so clunky and at the moment is barely usable. it's like fucking 1996 AOL-tier infancy. but like the internet, with time, it will grow and smooth itself out to be a crucial part of everyday life.

right now cryptos market cap is at like what, $60 billion? thats literally less than most companies in the stock markets easily valued at over $100 billion each. you'll know when were in a bubble when your broke retard neighbor joe starts talking about crypto and give advice. that is when you sell everything and get out.

>>75043245
>>75043286
30 year old middle class women detected

Reckon I could heem any runt ITT. I'm unironically 6'4" and have been wrestling since I was 7, and boxing since I was 14. Also played starting safety for my high school football team.

shouldn't have downed that monster
feel sick

>>75043488
My name's Joe and I made 4k GBP profit on crypto so far today

No bully

>>75043499
Down THIS monster

>>75043452
good lad

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LADS.
Is it worth living in a shitty apartment in a student area, with a high muslim/sikh population, for very cheap rent, and a good commute?
I've budgeted it, and if I live in the shithole, I can put £10k a year into my savings. If I live somewhere nice, I can only do £5-6k.

>>75043381
Think you mean me actually haha
Am doing my reading thanks, also trying to determine how much money im willing to invest and lose (assuming the dang account gets verified), and if i would go just for ETH or for a bit of ripple as well x

need a cuddle

COULD HEEM THE LOT OF YOU

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>>75043499
eat a few pieces of bread lad

it's like magic

>>75043554
*wanks you off instead*

>>75043495
I'm 6'5 so could safely squash you under my boot

only thing you'd be wrestling is the treads of my steel toe caps

>>75043537
FOB

>>75043537
Depends. If you go out a lot, no. If you stay inside then sure, you won't notice the local fauna.

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>>75043485
watched it all already, it was really nice

>>75043554
*cuddles you from the back*
*suddenly suplexes you*

take that, runt boy

>>75042719
what have I done other than say "hello nigger"? I haven't even done that in weeks

so lads, what's a normie score on snapchat?

10k+?

what type of music is that skream lad on rinse fm going to play?

>>75043554
*curls up next to you*
*meows*

>>75043554
*chokeslams you through a table*

>>75043611
DON'T reply to this post

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>>75043605
H-harder daddy

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>when you hear "sound of the sir"

>>75043609
hello liam

>>75043354
Max and paddy was only 6 episodes but it's my favourite

>>75043540
ripple isnt secure atm but eth is perfect

Watching this cage fighting stuff, where are all the white people?

>>75043537
Yes

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>live train tunnels

these people are insane

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creasing

>>75043616
probably dubstep haha

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>>75043693

is there a word for going back to a girls place but not being able to get a hardon?

>>75043676
alri

Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses

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Steve weighs in on grime

>>75043707
>20p cheaper than the Sun

Race to the bottom

*lowers paw*

>>75043732
FAGGOT

>>75043752
Sounds a bit gay

>>75043726
mmhhh
listening to the sir spyro podcast from 14 may instead

>>75043752
no, it's 20p, cheaper than the sun

they're two separate statements but the proofreaders at the Daily Star are mongs

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Do you guys ever have dreams where you are in danger and have a gun to defend yourself but you can't pull the trigger. You want to, You need to, but the trigger is stuck and you just can't fire.

>>75043721
G I N G E R

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girl is a proper chunkster sitting in bikinis in half her pics, doin a troll

>>75043588
I don't go out much. I moved to a new city for this job, so I know basically nobody. The shit flat is near an overpriced but nice pub with a very good beer selection, and an aldi though.

>>75043732
Me

Starting antidepressants

So my current regime is
8mg estrogen
25mg anti androgen
1.25mg Finasteride
50mg Biotin
150mg Magnesium
50mg Sertaline

>>75043852
clearly a wave emoji, not clapping you twat

>>75043452
woiiii this one's a wobbla bruv

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>>75043798

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going to bed lads

yep hahah

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>>75043911

>>75043820
I have dreams where my arms are too heavy to throw a punch and I can't catch my breath long enough to yell.

>>75043798
me controlling the cctv camera x

>>75043911
*tucks you in*

tempted to cop a northface jacket even though they're pretty steeply priced

>>75043795
i reckon that's a better option

>>75043931
fat women are inherently evil

>>75043932
Don't think that's a dream my weight-challenged friend

>>75043911
fuck off

>>75043911
consider suicide

>>75043820
No. I had a dream where I was going to have sex with a girl then I realised I was at an orgy and she wanted to be double teamed so I tried to leave, then I woke up wondering how I got into a relationship with a slut.

>>75043950
and also considering it's summer soon and your north face won't be of any use until september at least

>>75043911
dickhead

>>75043873
will still be in there like swimwear by the end of tonight

>>75044002
tbf m8 it's ireland so the fact that it's summer means little. weather atm is alternating between lashing rain and searing heat at a coin toss so it's hard to gauge if one should even wear a jacket on most days.

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Doing some hedonism, lads.
I got a double pack of steaks for 90p back in november, and just defrosted them. Getting drunk and cooking both.
Planning to fry with mushrooms, onion, and garlic, then deglaze with brandy. I'll add cream, pepper, parsley, thyme, and a little beef stock.

absolutely off my nut

GET THAILAD In here

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>>75043965

>>75043911
don't wake up yank cunt seriously hate every one of you
stop coming here

Blows my mind that actual fucking gypsies still exist in the current year in this country going around fucking shit up and nobody does anything. They move in to the local Morrisons car park every year and use the toilets in the shop every morning to wash themselves and make a right mess.

morning lads

need a 2b gf

>>75044088
You're fucking sick in the head mate
stop enabling nonces

*enables nonces*

>>75044174
alri merkel?

*disables nonces*

the lads call me "strokey nonce"

Haven't done a single wank all week

*smashes the nonce switch*

just woke up and can't feel or use my legs lads, what the fuck

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Welp. Came to the realization that I've playing on the Steam platform for half my life.

fucking kyary lads, all cunts

all of em

often get self conscious about my accent in the presence of foreign and even upper class irish people

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11859693

ah yes... pooey... bum bums

>>75044260
probably fairly common at this point

lads im embarassed to show my face around here
thats how i feel

absolutely rottered

bastards, both of em

kyrary was vile, glad I don't have to witness that chink anymore

elle croit j'charbonne pour son daraannnn
croit à Marseille j'suis le barannn

fan of: the taste of onions
moderate fan of: the smell of onions (ngl)
not a fan of: the feeling of your skin after you cunt some onions

>>75044130
where i live theres a few jippo caravans in a paid parking area which have been there for months. always wondered if they actually pay for staying there or not (or how they get out of it).

lost my nieces last night lads

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>>75044289
>.co.nz
shan't be clicking this

>>75044318
same but with maisie

>>75044284
where are you from? the northside?

btw stop with that "upper class" shite, it's not England

brother made me a tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPErD_Nq5TY

>>75043931
>>75043968
>>75043983
>>75044020
>>75044110
yeah cant fucking stand that dickhead

worst poster in this thread, agreed?

>>75044335
you checked down the back of the settee?

just don't

just took a few photos of myself for a laugh. wasn't laughing when i looked at them. very, VERY ugly.

doing a bit of finessing

>>75044411
Nobody ever listens.

>>75044284
should feel proud about your social upbringing no matter how low or how high it is

>>75044369
the class system here is not nearly as pronounced as in other places but it still exists. you telling me D4 types don't constitute the upper sphere of society?

>>75044397
nah their slut mother ran off back to cornwall or someshit. please tell me theres heaps of muslims there

>>75044390
wouldn't normally engage with it but I don't take orders from yanks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlKJPf8btKE

going to give a reply to lisicki

>>75044425
don't worry mate, you gave me a good laugh

>>75044425
LOL

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So who /mutualaid/ here?

>>75044335
*I pull you into my house to reveal your two neices dead and disfigured on the floor*

anyone else get a burning in their urethra after a glass of wine.

bucks

>take selfies on my phone's front facing camera
>think I look handsome when I look at them live
>open the saved pictures in the gallery and they have been mirrored
>look hideous
why

>>75044452
>>75044463
based lads

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>>75044450
>>>75044397 (You)
>bag their slut mother ran off back to cornwall
>please tell me theres heaps of muslims there
Yeah mate Cornwall is literally only 60% white and there's hundreds of mosques there

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>>75044490

HAve just deliberately made a post in the 'old' thread that shall be inherited once we reach the limit of this one and I expect you ALL to engage with it, I think it will really spark some interesting debate (rorke vs Rasheed)

>>75044513
learn how to manipulate the camera better

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>>75044518

>>75044265
>>75044315
why

>>75044513
Cameras can't capture dimisions/angles etc like the human eye can. That's why you look better in the mirror

honestly love looking at myself in the mirror but never take pictures of myself or ever use the front facing camera

in my gucci goggles

google street view is a very smart invention

i used to work in chicage
in a department store
i used to work in chicago
i did but i don't anymore

>>75044605
thanks for your contribution tonight mate

>>75044564
thought i was mates with them but apparently not

hate british people

having a quick shit in the toilet

>>75044643
>>75044643
>>75044643

honestly think Wikipedia is one of the great human achievements

>>75044632
bit racist

Willy's gone hard for no apparent reason

farts smell like kebabs

>>75044632
>>75044564
I mean i know its my own fault

just nice to close it off with a solid conclusion

really wish corporate accounts on twitter would stop trying to be human and cool

give me some companies to apply to with my computer science degree

professor mentioned walmart hires a bunch of csci people to do their analytics and shit but i dont really want to work at walmart tbqh. sounds grim and you have to say "i work at walmart"

>>75044425
Enjoyed this post immensely

Got a good belly laugh out of me

>>75044681
have you tried maccy d's?

>>75042630
>>75042630
>>75042630
recycle>>>>>>

>>75044713

>>75044655 was first, dumb yank

>>75044632
fucking brits kanker shits

>>75044760
actually he was first by about 50 minutes you early spacker

>>75044855
it was POSTED HERE FIRST you thick fucking twat is it literally your first day on /brit/ or what
don't answer that, i don't care either way, just fuck off

>>75042930
justice is relative

Cannot wait for the G20.
Trumpmwill be hilarious.

oi WAIT

we haven;t even hit the fucking post limit yet

janiie will NOT be pleased

what's some good cheap cider that I can get from the supermarket

>>75045213

>>75044655
>>75044655
>>75044655
>>75044655
get in here

>>75044289
Objectively the worst paper in Australasia

>>75045244
Old Rosie