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So just got back from a trip to Iceland - what a sack of shit. Every Icelander I encountered was an autistic, borderline-hostile cunt who cared only about screwing the last penny out of me like the snow-jews they are. It got so bad I even started talking to Americans by choice. Everything was jaw-droppingly expensive, I paid about £50 for a pizza and beer. Most of the scenery was boring flat lava-fields and scrubby grass. Thre was graffiti everywhere. I didn't see the Northern Lights. They cancelled my whale-watching trip because the sea was "too rough" (there was a stiff breeze), the faggots.
The Blue Lagoon was literally the only good thing about the trip. Fuck Icelanders and their barely-habitable rock reeeeeeeeeee
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Dunno what you expected re:prices
The alcohol situation there is supposed to be stupidly expensive in particular, especially at bars & restaurants.
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nice blog
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>>75042864
I done goofed by not stocking up on booze at the airport duty-free like I was told to. But yeah even shit-tier food is three times the price I would pay at home.
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>>75043024
I always thought alcohol in restaurants and bars was stupidly cheap in Europe. You should have packed a suitcase full of liquor and sold it to chavs for three times the amount.
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>>75042580
Come to brazil next time :3
>>75043238
Not in the nordic countries. The government overtaxes alcohol to reduce alcohol consumption.
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Only dumb hippies fall for the iceland meme
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>>75043238
Is it expensive in the US? I would pay about £18-20 ($25) for a 70 cl bottle of Jack Daniels in a supermarket here. Good beer is usually 4 bottles for £5.
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>>75043624
I know. I was duped by the snow-jew. Let me serve as an example to you all.
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>>75042580
b8 b8 b8 b8
why even though.. there's only like 10 of them here
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>>75043624
I think it's more that restaurants and bars in the US like to screw people on drinks. You can get 750ml bottles of JD for $20, but they'll serve $5 a shot in a bar.
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>>75042580
Good. Don't come back. We haven't forgotten the Cod Wars.
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why the fuck would you even go there in the first place you fucking moron, its half frozen, half volcano, the fuck you think is going on there
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when i went to norgay, an even more expensive country, I just bought a big bag of disgusting white sliced bread (cheapest I could find) and revolting slices of meat to put on it, and some jugs of cheap ice tea and shit
ate that for breakfast, lunch and dinner for like 5 days
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>>75045711
>goes to Norway and lives of off first price products
Kek. Welcome to the Norwegian drug addict standard of living.
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>>75045711
>norgay, an even more expensive country
doubt it
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>>75045824
>>75045927
after five days I felt like dying
felt extremely weak and couldn't shit for like 10 days
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>>75042580
still salty about the cod wars, I see
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>>75045992
Well of course. You ate air and juice with some shitty ham or whatever. Next time I'd recommend lapskaus if you want to live cheap but still have something nice to eat. It's cheaper than what you ate even, and way better.
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>>75045711
>>75045992
thanks for the laugh
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>>75042580
>Iceland
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>>75046102 >>75044606
kek
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