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Kiki

it just started raining heavily lads

hate pints. love litres

>>75037300
>synthwave
arguably the most reddit genre after edm and nigger rap

>>75037313
>>75037315
Fucking magic

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>>75037363
post evidence that supports your viewpoints.

>>75037359
Ah yes The Eternal Yank

cor blimey, and such

>>75037298
I think they are made hotter by not being the most pretty girls.

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/theresa-may-internet-conservatives-government-a7744176.html

what the fuck lads
mummy may literally wants to give us nork internet this is fucking mad

I don't deny the holocaust happened, but I think the death counts were greatly exaggerated

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWptjJ200EQ
this lad is 34

>>75037351
do you use miles?

>>75037349
same x

/brit/wsg when?

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>>75037392
Definition of a slag tbqh.

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>nigger rap

Tend to actually dance when I'm at clubs

Don't really know what I'm doing. Probably look like a knob but I enjoy it. Most people just bob their heads and sometimes put their arms up.

Girls sometimes come up to dance with me hut not too often desu. People usually make space for me because I move around a lot.

One time these two Spanish women (probably like 30) came up to me and told me they like me because I'm the only one really dancing and I'm confident

Shagged one of them

teaching myself non standard calculus

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really don't like synthwave

was on my boss' laptop and he listens to it endlessly on youtube as well

>it's a "most conservative voters will be mistakenly voting for may's conservatives and not cameron's conservatives" episode

ah yes

>>75037441
hello nigger

>>75037298
>>>/wsg/1695497
hate girls reminding me they're human and not goddesses

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>>75037421
We have those sometimes, it's mostly British comedians from the 80s and chavs

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No mummy may!

>>75037458
I'm your boss now

>>75037440
used to live in leicester slags weren't that good desu

>>75037447
yeh dancing gets girls tb

>>75037458
musak
it's all shit

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>musak

>>75037499
>musak

yeah
that's the right word for it i think

>>75037468
CREASE every time I see this

>>75037399
mummy may is authoritarian as fuck.

how anyone below the age of 60 can seriously vote for her is beyond me. inb4 'but no other choice'.

she is unironically the worst choice. strong and stable are just buzzwords, she's no more competent than jezza.

>>75037399
terrifying that around 40% at least will vote for this runt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiUpw4aw6As

this 1s fuckin mint

the holocaust happened

the bad thing about it was that they didn't kill enough

the world needs a great purge to be free from the degeneracy that spreads like a snake bite and infests every facet of human existence

HEIL HITLER

>>75037417
not at all. people sometimes will say yards instead of metres though

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>>75037478
This hook nosed kike bitch is a traitor to Britain. Women in politics were a mistake.

listening to dj screw
reminiscing about when life was 100% good

>>75037531
my ancestors survived the holocaust

get over here so i can batter you

>>75036898
What the fuck is wrong with Australians

Every white guy I know dislikes clubs except as an avenue to pick up girls. And they're pretty normie.

Only the greasy dolled-up ''''''persian''''' guys actually like nightclubs and drop hundreds on bottle service liquors you can get at the Liquor Depot for $30

>>75037534
>traitor to Britain
she's not, which is the problem.

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>>75037533
disgusting

>>75037478
I don't see it being very popular

>>75037577
alri ahmed

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>want to die
>"no you can't do that, that's crazy, get help"
>go to doctor
>"get therapy"
>go to therapy
>"i can't help you if you don't want to get 'better' (read: if you want to die)"
>back to square 1

>/brit/ lads will vote for mummy may
>mummy may will take away their Internet
>mummy may will roll out the tory no porny allowed Internet
>where they decide what websites you're allowed to use
>and they think mummy may will allow 4chan on the cuckservative safe space
>they will only realise the dystopian shithole they've created when they can't post "doing a poo lol"
better post about having a wank now while you have the chance lads

you're literally going to kill /brit/

Literally voting corbyn now, had enough of mummy's shit

>>75037580
another invention of the capitalist market to make everyone fat n lazy

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S Y N T H

>>75037580
Can't stand this cunt

>>75037563
why would you go to a club if you don't like dancing

>>75037580
woah we should artificially set the price of fruit low so that there is a massive shortage in fruit and then even fewer people can have fruit!

>>75037468
The one picking up the fag always gets me.

>>>/wsg/1695513

>>75037633
clubs mean something else in north america

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>synthwave

Stop listening to that weeabo shit. Why dont you listen to god tier techno like the other germans?

>>75037614
no porn is a good thing, its best to be rid of those demonic temptations.

yds desu lads

>>75037614
>/brit/ lads will vote for mummy may
no I'm not

>>75037589
>he thinks that matters
if you vote her in she'll do whatever she wants
she's going to get the snoopers charter through and when she pulls out of the echr (which she already plans to by 2020), she'll do even more

we literally can't let her kill /brit/ lads

>>75037659
nobody listens to techno so let's go

>>75037633
for vagina you absolute dingo

>>75037635
ah yes
economics graphs are real life

>>75037399
>>75037522
>>75037524

Brexiteers worry that Labour/LD might negotiate a 'soft brexit' (which is no brexit at all, as you don't have control over flows of people), so they'll vote for her because she seems like the surest option to negotiate a clean split from the EU. This election is still very much about Brexit, and not so much about the intricacies of policy or the conservatives continued encroachment into individual privacy rights.

>>75037440

best looking in that pic is the bloke on the far right

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>bought a vpn subscription in anticipation of mummy may
>hiroshima goes and blocks almost all vpn servers from 4chan unless i buy a pass

tempted to just move to KC or infinity something :'(

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>>75037671

How can I find that Persian hooker in London who was once popular on /brit/?

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>>75037581
you're the ones who can't decide what system they prefer

>>75037697
ah yes
price ceilings in real life applications have definitely not been known to cause shortages

>>75037715
but labour are in favour of brexit because it's what the people want

>>75037747
You mean Fairuzamissiran/Misspersiana?

>>75037696
don't know anyone that goes to clubs to pull

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>>75037718
Bender.

who /ketosis/ here?

>>75037719
asdfg

i know corbyn is a bit poo lads but at least he won't take away /brit/

do the right thing lads, we can always vote in somebody else wants mummy may gets the boot

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the gf :3

>mum and stepdad want to vote for the tory because they think theresa may is a strong leader

ah good they must be getting old and stupid
going to have to put them down

>>75037718
the girl in the middle with the denim skirt is better
also far left would probably look decent with a different lens or whatever's causing that effect

doing a poo lol

>>75037758
fruit should be a bit cheaper bro deal with it

>>75037614
fantastic
will finally give me an excuse to kill myself whilst at the same time spiting people like you
*votes tory*

>>75037715
>control over flows
sad thing is that even with the portion of migrants we have control over, we still are above target.

also theresa wants to stop the cash-cow of foreign students coming here, even though pretty much no one wants that, not even the rorkier elements.

The thing is with EU migration, is that it is in response to labour market demand in the UK. A lot of studies show that intra-EU migration doesn't really lead to competition for job, so much as it leads to occupational upgrading for natives (who have comparative advantages in communication-intensive jobs as compared with migrants who have manual skills).

But ofc the economic research and theory doesn't factor into policy does it?

>>75037770
wew, yes, thank you

>>75037834
tell people to buy more fruit then

>>75037844
>killing /brit/
why m8 why

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The gf

steam's down lads

this captcha lmaoo

clicked on a thread and wondered why there were so many JFs posting until i realised it was /balt/ haha

I love the tory tactic

>slag off saudi arabia so everyone thinks they're tough guys
>still go to saudi arabia to arrange relations

>>75037876
nah it's too expensive
make it cheaper and then more people will buy it

if you vote for the tories you're a traitor who doesn't want privacy because you're a cuckold who gets off on the idea of being spied on by a dominating motherly figure

>>75037756
um

fuck off?

>when you're messing about with so many girls every time you say their name in a text to make sure you don't say the wrong name

Done it a few times and its really, really bad news.

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>>75037892 (Me)
whoopsie

unironically very scared at the future of britain under may

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_w3JDd3kGc

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>>75037793
trying. Feel fine but my lifts are definitely weaker and i don't know if i'm even losing that much fat

>>75037884
because i'll be dead and I wont give a fuck
you have anything to say about that?

Post fashy kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVx4LafsvSU

need to wank but too many people are up

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>>75037930
back you go

could kill lauren southern with one swift blow to the temple

>>75037949
bit sad desu

don't want you to die x

>>75037937
Don't worry, June isn't far away now. Then you have a year to not worry about may again xx

>>75037915
if it's made cheaper then producers can't afford to supply everyone who wants fruit with fruit

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>want to train to run a marathon
>every time i run i get shin splints
reeee

why did I think it was a good idea to give away the rolling machine

can't roll a spliff now

>>75037944
>those robin van persie tier bow legs
disgusting

cara poster has gone missing for a while now

>post hate speech on 4chan everyday
>post pictures of slags from their public profiles without their permission on 4chan everyday
>post incitement to violence (eg meet me here and i'll heem you) on 4chan everyday

>and then tory

what?

>>75037992
yeah they would
economies of scale brah

>>75037963
>fashy
fuck off reddit

>>75037992
government subsidies to cover import costs

you dumb american

struggle to find good american films
most of them are just ersatz of stuff that was made all over the world 10 years earlier

>>75038006
Stop heel striking.

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>>75037633
I like bars and pubs, but nightclubs are terrible. They're packed to the brim with smelly mouthbreathers and drunken whores who opt into this vibrating normie hivemind and shake around and rub their genitals up against each other. The music is always way too loud, and you have to scream at someone to hear anything. The drinks are always poorly mixed and extremely expensive. Some mouthbreather who thinks he's an alpha struts about as a 'pickup artist' trying to insult girls because he thinks it makes them horny, and then he gets into a fight with some chick's fuckbuddy. Further, you have to wait a while outside and get stuck in a cloud of smoke and pungent colognes which the lanky '''persians''' wearing armani exchange shirts with 5 buttons undone recently drowned themselves in. What a miserable terrible disgusting cess pit of degeneracy.

I'm not even fedora, I enjoy the student bars with half-seating and half-dance areas which play college favourites like Don't Stop Believing and its normative to make eye contact with girls before straddling their ass. People are better behaved their too.

intentionally get girls names wrong when im talking to them so they think im a hot item

did the OP with cara naked ever get deleted?

no urban exploration opportunities in this country

fuck sake

>>75038017
i've never done any of that so i'll enjoy it when mrs may gets rid of you subversive elements

>>75038077
crawler pleb

Can't talk to an Australian for more than 2 minutes without wanting to smash their faces in

>>75038023
kek, I agree, that would be this >>75037876

>>75038043
where's the government getting the money?

>>75037789
Holy shit, someone please mail some Crest Whitestrips to Yellow-jawed Mildred on the right there

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>urban exploration

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>I like bars and pubs, but nightclubs are terrible. They're packed to the brim with smelly mouthbreathers and drunken whores who opt into this vibrating normie hivemind and shake around and rub their genitals up against each other. The music is always way too loud, and you have to scream at someone to hear anything. The drinks are always poorly mixed and extremely expensive. Some mouthbreather who thinks he's an alpha struts about as a 'pickup artist' trying to insult girls because he thinks it makes them horny, and then he gets into a fight with some chick's fuckbuddy. Further, you have to wait a while outside and get stuck in a cloud of smoke and pungent colognes which the lanky '''persians''' wearing armani exchange shirts with 5 buttons undone recently drowned themselves in. What a miserable terrible disgusting cess pit of degeneracy.
>I'm not even fedora, I enjoy the student bars with half-seating and half-dance areas which play college favourites like Don't Stop Believing and its normative to make eye contact with girls before straddling their ass. People are better behaved their too.

OI, MISTAH PROIM MINISTAH

ANDDAAAAYYYY

unironically have never browsed reddit

>>75038077
no disused places ?

>>75038105
>where's the government getting the money?
taxes

if you encourage healthy eating by subsidising costs of healthy foods, the idea is that people will be healthier and get sick less, meaning that the NHS won't be so overburdened
it all balances out

>>75038132
you're missing out

why are yanks obsessed with unnaturally white teeth

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Started on the Carlings

>>75038105
people won't buy fruit cos it's too expensive
make the price lower, make more demand, companies absorb any immediate loss in profit by increasing their scale, and can even offer for less than the fixed price
everyone gets fruit

need a rented flat in high wycombe lads

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Off to play a couple of cheeky games on Rocket League before 10 when I'll play some Runescape on my Ironman doing one of the daily events.

>>75038063
stop going to shit clubs

voting tory

>>75037589

nobody gave a shit about the Digital economy bill as it got made into law when everyone was focused on the snap election

>>75038178
u started late

WHO ATE MY ASS OUT

Rorke Rorke Rorke Rorke Rorke

>>75038115
Yes, yes, I have an astute vocabulary so reply with your hat pictures as you will. I'm a barrister so I can get away with talking like a pretentious overly verbose smartass.

>>75037985
fuck off commie runtoid
would take you with me if I could

>>75038184
people don't buy fruit because it doesn't taste as good as chocolate and crisps

>clubbers
go to instagram you fucking normie SUBHUMANS

hate politics

>voting

what is more morally dubious smoking the sweet sweet ganja or foxhunting

>>75038157
sure if you're fine with taxes increasing
>>75038184
(in the long run)
you'd have to subsidize still in the short run or the producers would shut down

>>75038078
>he thinks may will only get rid of posters he doesn't like
you're an absolute nutter if you think they'll allow 4chan at all

we're still some big scary internet terrorist clan to them

>>75038178
Starting late. Down a tipple of the ol' Kopparberg to catch up

>>75038260
mate I wasn't being serious

Me dancing with my gf

https://youtu.be/UgGWBjTvjho

>>75038239
only dumb cunts value taste over nutritional values

>>75038255
wow never thought of it like this

hate humanity
simple as

>>75038184
>people won't buy fruit cos it's too expensive
Absolute utter bollocks spouted by fat cunts

literally the first time I wanted to play a video game in about three weeks and steam decides to go down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSHc7iDuBCQ

YODELE HEEEEEE

extremely sexually fraustrated

boiling over with anger and hatred

>>75038256
>sure if you're fine with taxes increasing
yeah because I'm not a libertarian wank like you, you dumb yank

fb.com /pages/Flat-Spracklen-House/442393529266589

hmmm...

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>Yes, yes, I have an astute vocabulary so reply with your hat pictures as you will. I'm a barrister so I can get away with talking like a pretentious overly verbose smartass.

>>75038187
very nice

pushing paragon 800 in diablo 3 tonight myself

>>75038222
>commie
fuck right off

it's literally commie to have a government controlled internet
it's legitimately what north korea has

i wanna get hiiiii with the blanksta pleeeeaaase

ME dancing with MY gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rS_4Dgw_koA

Love carbs hate keto. Not a fatty just hate it simple as.

that asda price slap slap

>>75038198
I got a vpn subscription as a result.

I also didn't vote tory in the 2015 election, because i knew the digital economy bill was on the cards.

Old people who don't know how the internet works and people who actually get wound up by trolling are the ones who support it.

4chan users, would probably be the most opposed to it, because >we don't really take the internet too seriously and also indulge in things which would be dubious.

>>75038316
K... Keep me posted

kopparberg mixed fruits

drinking 99p rockstar energy mixed with tesco vodka straight out the bottle lads

exquisite stuff

>>75038205
>>75038274
What's /brit/'s drinking game?

>>75038339
never mind

Drinking Pepsi, neat.

bought a banana today. cost me 18p.

have never once in my life lined up for a club

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is she right?

>>75038375
not drinking tonight because no friends and not going out and was drinking last night

>>75038361
vile

>>75038375
Drink every 10 seconds until you pass out

>>75038389
we must increase taxes so people can afford 9p bananas

Drinking Coke and just had some fish and chips for tea

>>75038375
whoever sucks the least willies has to drink

>>75038415
it's a disgrace m8

>>75038402
Two of those things apply to me as well.

It's better than sitting around thinking about everyone else who is out having a good time

>>75038400
wat

wont someone PLEASE think of the billionaires

do americans have fish and fries?

>>75038446
it's a slippery slope mate don't want to go down it, I already drink too much when I actually do drink

doin a cide

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>>75038434
*gets smashes off my face*

me and the lads dancing with our gfs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrAgiAYQAMg&t=36

ah, now im fine...

I'm losing my sight
Losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine

>>75038470
yes but it's shit

>>75038470
it's still called fish and chips here even though it is technically supposed to be fish and fries

>>75038481
what kind

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found out my so called friend andrew at my internship's a lefty who hates trump supporters

captcha ermano andrewlou

>>75038470
I've had Aussie fish and chips and they're absolute dogwank, but I respect you all for trying.

Real talk: anybody in shape with a decent tan looks normie by definition

Drinking game:

Whoever gets the most (You)s on this thread (with a specified ID), wins:

>>>/fa/12473267

Loser finishes their drink

>>75038530
I once had spanish fish and chips and it was atrocious, so weird as almost all the other food in spain is amazing

>le healthy food is expensive meme

literally untrue. you can get most if not all of your vitamins from the cheapest things in supermarkets:

300g brocoli - 45p
100g sardines/mackarel - 40-60p
1kg oats - 70p
big bag of carrots - 60-70p
1kg peas - 90p
1kg rice - 45p
6-7 peppers - 80p
500g chicken thigh/breast - £5-5.50 if you're smart and shop at lidl/aldi

^ those ingredients will hit up most of your micronutrietional needs

>>75038317
Cackling at this

>>75038530
its not like they're franchises and you'll get the same quality everywhere

>>75038522
fuck off yank twat

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>>75038189
That's all I have here though. I've been to some decent clubs in Calgary and Montreal, but Vancouver nightclubs are all either (i) what I described, (ii) some hipster joint which serves lemongrass smoothies and you get flak for wearing a leather belt, (iii) filled with browns, (iv) filled with asians

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>>75038470
yeah

>>75038565
*eats a big mac instead*

>>75038565
sounds pretty boring eating that all the time

>>75038342
Prefer mine

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>>75038593
you're all i have and you hate me too?

>>75038564
What fish do they use? Aussies use shark.

>>75038587
You use warm water fish/sharks. It's not the same at all.

>>75038621
>>>/int/cum

don't really feel like posting anything worthwhile

>>75038635
cant remember maybe haddock

Quite tired, getting close to my bedtime

>>75037593
i'm white

Not so enthusiastic about visiting London again. Why not just go to Dublin and not have to worry about accidentally wandering into a giant Muslim ghetto?

>Timothy Byrne gave Flat Spracklen House 3 stars
Lmao

>>75038621
no reasonable person supports trump anymore
even pence has thrown him under the bus

>>75038607
yeah that's the thing.
what i've posted actually requires you to prepare it (unless you're particularly fond of sardines from a tin).
>>75038615
certainly isn't.

I switch it up daily.
One day chinese style, next grilled, next indian style, then i'll have a fish meal, then i'll make wraps etc etc.

Its just using these things as base ingredients (or things you try to get in once a day)

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>>75038666
mummy may still likes him

Ahh yes, won 3-1 on the so called' Rocket League'

>>75038635
i only go to fish and chip shops for the chips and potato scallops now that i think about it 2bh

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all I have atm

Student union shop is closing in an hour help me choose what to drink lads

imagine if trump got removed from office. it would be amazing because pence is even more right than trump lmao. libritards blown the fuck out

Best fish for fish and chips

1. plaice
2. cod
3. coley
.
.
.
.
.
99999. haddock

When there is significant gene flow between populations their allele frequencies will eventually become homogenized; however this is not necessarily a good thing because some populations carry higher frequencies of deleterious alleles, such as abbreviated copies of the gene that codes for the monamine oxidase A enzyme: these alleles, which are far more common in blacks, are associated with antisocial behavior like crime and aggression.

To suggest there are no biological differences between the races is pure postmodern sophistry. Why do whites get Huntington Disease so often? Why do blacks get sickle cell anemia so often? Are these too social constructs?

>>75038655
no you're not

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9p4B6s0j4U

literally kino

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Which one shall I have

>>75038410
Like this one

>>75038063 lol you can literally see Rasheed's hand trying to grab that birds camera/phone

>>75038722
obviously jager and coke

Goes way to fast for my liking.

>>75038499
need a gf with this body type

>>75038652

love asians hate not having gf

>>75038752
>Thatchers
fucking fascist cunt kys

>>75038782
reddit: the drink

>>75038733
muh fee fees

>>75038734
ye i am

>>75038722
most student drinks imaginable, if we pan around your room I expect to see stacked pizza boxes and becks boxes

>>75038732
>plaice
ahh yes eating fish flavoured cardboard, very nice

Why hasn't anyone assassinated May yet? I'll end up having to do it myself at this rate.

>>75038805
i call it average girl with big boobs

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What physical abnormalities do you have?

I have a shallow case of pectus excavatum (not as serious as pic related)

>>75038752
nice white t-shirt you got on there cleanshirt

>>75038733
>When there is significant gene flow between populations their allele frequencies
...
>To suggest there are no biological
>these too social constructs?
genuinely all i read of this

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>>75038752
ayy fuckin thatcher

*yawns and meekly turns to my bed*

who is ready for have i got news for you let's hope it's a good one lads

>>75038838
I have the same thing
It isn't as bad as that, but it's super noticeable

>>75038821
no, first year uni student: the drink

stupid yank, don't post here

>>75038832
>cod
no flavour
>plaice
some flavour
>haddock
pungent flavour
>coley
basically cod
>pollock
literally no flavour whatsoever

what other fish do they use?

>>75038821
imagined your nasally californian voice saying that and had a laugh

>>75038838
botched circumcision
skin bridge connecting my dickhead to my dick body

>>75038838
every person I knew with a sunken or pidgeon chest were absolute runts, we always bullied them in the shower

>>75038838
i'm 5'6

>>75038829
Becks? What do you take me for aha
But my go to choice is usually Peroni so I really can't say shit desu

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>>75038838
>>75038885
Same. How do girls react to it?

if it's not cod it's not fish and chips

was horrified when I discovered people actually have haddock and other shite

>>75038838
webbed toes

>>75038752
You need more dry stuff

>>75038838
phimosis

>>75038810
>asian

Daft cunt

>>75038889
>he hasn't had monkfish and chips
state of you
and you're not eating your cod properly if there's no flavour, always have it with pepper and lemon

what the fuck was that show before hignfy?

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>>75038838
Tight foreskin (NOT Phimo, can pull down the whole way, but it is tight and sometimes hurts during penetration and girls and even guys can hurt it trying to wank me off). Glad I'm not cut though.

>>75038934
haddock is gross.
plaice is alri.

the best fish and chips i ever had was a big slab of cod though i'll be honest.

>>75037941
Americans are sadists, they do not even call justice, they just want to fuck off a funny show fucking some citizens. They do not even seem to have bad intentions.

>>75038733
race doesn't exist
clines do

cold out
>nearly end of may

>>75038934
good luck finding a chippy that still uses cod

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Rate the dinner

>>75038844
Ahhhhhhhhhh

>>75038854
>>75038812
Love Thatcher, love Thatchers, love the West Country, hate Northerners that's all I have to say

>>75038942
Might make some cocktails in a bit

>>75038928
only girl I've ever taken my shirt off with (also the only girl I've put my willy in) has said it's cute and I should use it as a bowl for small amounts of food

>>75038980
>gross
fuck off yank

>>75038720
Don't get me wrong pal, I'm not gypping Aussies as you do your best considering the circumstances. Just very different climate for fish over there and it comes through in the taste. Southern English fish and chips are just as bad and they're using the same fish as the rest of us.

>>75038967
i mean the fish itself's flavour is very soft.

>monkfish and chips
never. Always did monkfish more as a baking fish with creambased sauces. monkfish and lemoney mushroom cream sauce for example.

didn't seem right frying it.

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>>75038838
>>75038885
Let's get him>>75038899 lads

homosexuality is better when youre a teenager
adult poofters are just too bent

>>75038838

got the ol' Phimosis but it doesn't really affect sex.

>>75039001
I'd die of starvation than eat such a runtish meal

>>75039001
>3 utterly tasteless things
>ah yes some sweet chili sauce will take care of that

>>75038997
literally never seen a chippy that doesn't offer cod, what're you on about?

>>75038977
>>75039009
>>75039040
FONT

>>75038928
1 girl didn't realize until I pointed it out myself
Another girl didn't say anything for a while but said she noticed, but didn't care
I've heard that most girls think it looks 'funny' but not ugly/repulsive

Of course it depends on how bad you have it. If I suck my lower ribs in (they flare a bit), then it'd be tough to notice.

>>75039001
Who hurt you/10

>>75039026
both work with monkfish actually it's tasty either way :)

>>75039001
7/10

if you were eating actual chicken thighs/breasts instead of mashed chicken in breadcrumbs i'd rate it higher.

>>75039036
Yeah good thing I experienced all that young teenage gay love and sexual experimentation oh wait no I missed out on it all, excuse me Pierre whilst I go and stab myself to death.

>northern """people"""
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYCAMfbmJ-0

>>75039074
>>75039074
>>75039074
>>75039074
>>75039074
>>75039074

>>75039052
>he thinks it's cod
it's not

>>75039025
yeah i didn't realise what you were really talking about since i mostly stay away from fish

>>75039040
would pull your skin back m8

>>75039001
>2 microwaved frozen things
>1 microwaved non-frozen things

At least you added in those tastless vegetables. You get a B- for effort.

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>>75039009
C-cheers brother

>>75039061
>>75039072
>>75039110
>>75039120
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>>75039109
>>75039109
>>75039109

NEW

>>75038899
I'm 6'3" and built like a brick shithouse, can bench 250lbs 1RM and have an orange belt white stripe in Ka-Ra-Te. Come at me

>>75039036
This tbqh, gay stuff is fine into your late 20s but beyond that it just becomes grotesque. Think most gay lads past that age would prefer to settle down with a woman but have been boxed in by the gay lifestyle.

>>75038990
The folk understanding of race is not much different from the technical definition of a cline.

lads, we're meeting up brum tomorrow whether you like it or not, round bullring yeah