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Secret missions have been happening in Mars since 1979. I was

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Secret missions have been happening in Mars since 1979. I was chosen by the European Space Agency in 2013 and lived on Mars for 6 months. What I did was simple geological research on the humid terrains near a crater. I am killing myself in the next hour so I can finally confess and leave. And I'll do here because no one will know me or take it seriously and I won't pass to afterlife as a young scientist who got mentally ill and killed himself. Goodbye.
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>>75036778
but why hide it tho
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>>75036778
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aight
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>>75036778
Go to /b/
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>>75036778
How much is the rent?
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>>75036986
It's their tradition. Those people are weird, they don't have a real purpose other than business. They want science to know their next big oil millenium and don't fuck it up.
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>>75036778
would've been believable but you had to mention ESA and they can't into space at all

sad!
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>>75037504
couldnt you see the bases with a relatively powerful amateur telescope
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>>75037105
There is no rent. I was offered to be part of something big, something that would make me appear in the history books. What I got was exploitation, being locked in a beautiful birdcage and helping them turning Mars into a profitable business.
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>>75037579
That's not my field, but I really doubt it. Our facility was as tiny as a big north american house, with some panels outside, two tiny factories who generate various things, a big gray garage I don't know what it's for and tinier rooms unaconditionated.
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>>75037642
OK then, how do I apply for this?

Furthermore none of the things you posted seem that bad, why kill yourself?
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>>75036778
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>>75038034
>>75038034
You don't, they do. I guess it's more of a random thing, because I'm really no one.

I forgot to mention that I got an inmense amount of radiation and I got a brain tumour. That's not the reason, but mainly pressure. The tumour was not going to kill me soon.

Facilities are gross. They're not shelter. The way to keep oxygen up is to generate and pump it inside, why would some young stupid scientists deserve actual protected labs in another planet. They'll only serve us for little, what happens to them in the long term is irrelevant.

Well, getting my sodium pentobarbitone dose. Bye.
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>>75036778
fake and gay
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>ESA did a secret mission to mars only to put people in cubicles and do business
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That pic looks cool as hell

>no other sizes of this image found
what the fuck
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>>75038612
fucking fire escape is killing me
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>>75038612
where's that door go to

that can't be safe
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>>75036778
>People who have literally nothing better to do on a friday night then make posts like this

Get raped by a LMAO, faggot
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>>75036778
I was also offered a job, not in mars. It was to contaminate a strain of a dangerous virus in a USA lab in Maryland. I turned it down
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>>75039095
Αλουμινάτοι;
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>>75037579
most of it is underground bro
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>>75039159
>>75039095
samefag
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>>75038993
Iit's as unsafe in the inside and in the outside.
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>>75039344
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>>75039409
I fucked it up in this one shit

well thread was pretty funny, thank you for your replies

(i really do work in esa, but obviously i was never on mars, just trying my photoshop skills)
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>>75039495
fucked up what
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>>75039524
google maps arrow
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>>75039495

Go away NASA.
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>>75039409
>>75039495
good thread anon
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>>75039495
POST MORE
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>>75039495
>>75039409
buen post papu
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>>75039495
You fucked it up here first.
>>75037642
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>>75039813
o-ok
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>esa
>on Mars

fake and gay
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>>75040021
I love how you guys are living it up with all the space-y architecture
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