Mandatory Friday night synthwave edition.
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1494822745993.webm
honest opinion on yanks
What's it like to get naked with a girl for the first time lads?
nah to synthwave 2bh
>>75035093
you should tap their house so you can hear how much they laugh at your behind your back
>>75035287
don't reply to this
would literally suck a bloke off to nationalise the railways
>tfw you're getting robbed but you don't have your amex gold card to pay the police with
>>75035260
NIPPLE ALERT
EVACUATE THREAD
bit weird that people are happy for banks to be privately run given their power and the mess of 2008, even more than bus companies
fuck synth wave
Literally the best voice in Eurovision. Rest were either in some shit foreign language nobody uses or indistinguishable foreign garbage. Nobody's voice came close to being as good as this.
https://youtu.be/Fl1GYTg4GmA
>>75035287
good post
starting my career
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>75035275
they're mmm k i guess
is niggerlad about?
nightscape is the best youtuber in the country
such a fucking legend
nationalise everything that is necessary to the population
>>75035369
Yeah because being here is better than having some semblance of structure, a purpose and a social life.
Keep posting those Chinese cartoons.
Good show
Pretty left leaning economically but can't stand corbyn or his supporters
>>75035275
honest? most of the time you're alright, not any worse than average posters
however you do have a VASTLY higher proportion of actual spastics on the 'chon than most other countries
nationalise big black cocks
business idea: a second 9/11 but this time on my twin plums
>>75035284
Scary and embarassing
netscape is the best browser in the country
such a fucking legend
>>75035399
are you implying state issued gfs?
>>75035284
Nerve racking to be honest
>>75035411
watched some of that
was a BIG mistake since my biggest fear is insects entering my body
>>75035369
Why did I move here? I guess it was the weather
>>75035396
https://youtu.be/0SpVo87YTRQ
Where is he at the start of this video? Some kind of dorm?
bennies been sanctioned lads
>>75035450
unsure about this one
>>75035330
tbf we did better than ages but we're never ever going to win again
15 cans of stella
Soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh
Splotila naveki velikaya Rus’!
Da zdravstvuyet sozdanny voley narodov
Yediny, moguchy Sovetsky Soyuz!
Slav'sya, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoye,
Druzhby narodov nadyozhny oplot!
Partiya Lenina - sila narodnaya
Nas k torzhestvu Kommunizma vedyot!
>>75035415
alri sargon
>>75035495
go beat up a toff and take his stuff
>>75035284
Honestly was excited to finally let her see me like that, but I have a great body desu
>>75035485
He lives in an old office building in Central London with over creative types
>>75035417
dunno
i see a lot of people here from brown countries mostly who are utter rude cunts lashing out at people all the time
>>75035275
you're fine until you remind me of differences between yankland and the rest of the anglos and then i just get annoyed thinking about sensitive yank culture is
I respect the courage of men at work who walk straight into a stall next to you and instantly start splurging shit everywhere instead of waiting until the guy next door fucks off knowing full well you could meet while washing your hands
dont even have enough cash to go outside for a pint
got some irish lad's bennies in the post
>>75035582
have money but no friends mayb we shud combine
>>75035556
>ywn be a normie liberal artist with friends
>>75035569
I do this but usually don't wash my hands after if it is in a public place where I don't know anyone like an airport
>>75035592
GIVE THEM BACK
>>75035582
>>75035620
i av money nd friends
hahahah
>>75035560
all the shit countries are rude because their quality of life is so bad, it's to be expected
once knew a lad from israel who literally heard RPGs and gunfire every week
>>75035634
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1494933071347.webm
Joneswave. Checkmate.
>>75035634
missed tren-D posting
>>75035634
fuck off matt
>>75035649
I'm in east belfast lad
come and get them x
>>75035649
Mick
wish i could get bennies and live in a nice council estate
>>75035634
why dont they place their hands on the front ones hips REEEEEEEEE ITS NOT LIKE IN THE NORMAL WEBM
>>75035483
because the right moral decision doesn't always align with the right business decision
>>75035582
>Cash
FOY
>>75035676
elite post
perturbator, isn't it?
>>75035704
not a nice life
>>75035322
The british serf is a peculiar creature. He sacrifices his own interest for that of his master. He takes pride in the stability of his monarchy, stability born out of the fact that he unlike his brave cousins in europe, never dared to challenge the powers that be. He takes pride in the self-interested conquest and exploitation of other peoples, although they brought him no personal gain or liberation from his exploitation. Hed sell his own brother out for extra crumbs from yhe table of his master. Why? He has delusions that someday he'll leave his decrepid societal position and join what he assumes to be his rightful place in the upper eschelons of society. And like any good syncophant, his delusion means he is inclined to set up his position in the aristocracy, making sure everything is ready for when he makes what he believes to be his inevitable departure from the drudgery of his lower classification, to the elite. And why should he be woken from his dream, kate middleton did it (so did the footballers and allan sugar still even has a cockney accent!), so of course it is possible for the other serfs. Not all of them csn join or else the elite wouldnt be the elite. So in his preparation for gilded status, the societal runt, believes pulling up the ladder out of the grasp of those behind him will only serve to cement his future genteel status and prosperity.
Lo, what a fool he is. How he allows those above him to pull wool over his eyes, and encourage his selfish personality for their exploitation. It is the duty of the thinker to moderate man's carnal passions and to ground them im reality by taking the scales off his eyes, lest he is duped by those more conniving than him
>Administration SUPERSTARS!
>Sales CHAMPIONS Wanted
>Incredible Admin Role with Insane Career Progression
>Winter is coming! Call centre sales people wanted!
this is what you NEETs have to look forward to
>>75035676
BOG
which pertubator song is this btw
>>75035704
doesnt even look anywhere near the dolce vita
>>75035632
>>75035556
I know a guy that does this
Not always over creative types. Quite a lot of young professionals too. The guy I know pays £450 a month bills included for a huge one of these rooms in Waterloo.
Weird shared bathroom/kitchen facilities though. And they can kick you out with like two weeks notice.
>>75035485
i was just gonna post this vid. i thought southerners being ignorant of the north was just hyperbole but this vid suggets otherwise
>never heard of the humber bridge before
>says it's in grimsby rather than of Hull
fucking steaming
>>75035708
nice reddit image
the problem with dancing is the top half of the body never looks good
>>75035632
friend of mine lived in a squat with other aspiring artists
now crashes on the couch of some asian girl who works at Vetements
trains were just as shit and expensive when they were nationalised
When people get used to preferential treatment, equal treatment seems like discrimination
>>75035777
lying cunt
>>75035777
bent liar
>>75035878
me on the left
>>75035878
hmm
>>75035814
wrong
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1495116407962.webm
arms are part of it
>>75035759
found it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z_nE0-SXRI
second half, from 2:00
>>75035904
WTF I love algerian now
synth wave is fucking shite
synth pop on the other hand
https://youtu.be/oEkBE-RINv4
probably my favourite nightscape video, imagine living this lifestyle
absolute choon at the end too
>>75035878
>>75035935
great post
>>75035878
>>75035936
love london
>>75035904
its better than not doing anything but it still looks retarded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCqZE6oBSsQ goat song
>interracial porn at the top of the catalogue
you truly do get what you pay for
>>75035904
how do I dance like this? or dance like anything that doesn't resemble a spaz when I'm at the club and want to impress grills
A man named William Reed's last living testament says that he is going to read his own will
Will Reed's will will read: "Will Reed will read Will Reed's will".
>>75035921
>fictional computerised nipple
CUSTODIAN, YOUR ATTENTION IS REQUIRED
Janitor applications are open lads
anyone here gonna go for the Big J position?
*looks wistfully out the window*
would that I could see how my life would be had I never visited /brit/
*thought bubble appears above my head of me comparing compost prices*
>>75036008
oh yes
>>75035934
fucking screaming
>>75036008
reckon it would be something to do and could put it on a resume
better than being NEET
>>75036003
What do you call a woman at the bottom of a cliff?
Eileen Dover
>>75035979
better choon
https://youtu.be/CVHmHig1DOg
>We urge you to turn off your ad blocker
*closes tab*
>>75035934
lmao i see the resemblance
... I'm just about to load my Piano video and every day I get this message ??? ... Picture19 May 2017. 18:52 ...
>>75035934
Ded
>tfw 5000 word janitor application due in 48 hours and haven't even started
*practices putting hot pockets in the toaster*
Corrie gag writers are on fire tonight
>>75035936
hate this twat. makes me so jealous
>>75036069
got imagine if tim got infected with that encyrpting malware
>>75036069
Can't wait til he gets ransomware
>>75036118
I'm jealous too but I love him you bitter little man
>>75035997
impressing is part of it but it's mainly enjoying yourself. if you're a shit dancer but really enjoying yourself and really into it it's better than a robotically perfect execution in a fucking club of all places
join a club or society or something, alternatively plenty of stuff online to look at
Give the Falklands back
>>75036069
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3spnGnavWFg
>>75036158
>back
Give America back
>>75036125
>>75036126
Bit suspicious
business idea: /brit/ meetup in a secret underground tunnel in London
>>75035997
everyone at the club dances like a mong
just look like you're enjoying it
>>75036189
@GCHQ - I am not planning to infect the mentally ill with ransomware
>>75035921
ty la
do girls like hairy lads?
asking for a friend
>>75036069
VERY suspicious behaviour
>>75036212
Not in America
Wax your chest senpai
>>75035934
good post
>>75036189
wish i had a shushing pepe
>>75036230
You can't move mate
>>75036212
most trannies do actually
>>75036206
>>75035936
How does this normie retard find all these secret spots and that?
>>75036229
reckon i should trim my arms and legs too then?
>>75036203
this man has fucked scores of women from 200 different countries
et tu, /brit/?
https://youtu.be/mKAHXZw9zuI
Soph aspin gives me a raging hard on without fail
Need to bend her over and give her the pipe
>>75036212
most girls will tolerate it but find it offputting
some girls love it but they've also got mental problems
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1495116648062.webm
need a dancing gf
rorke's to the right of me rash's to the left
>>75036292
Arms no, legs yes
yo yank
you and me outside
RIGHT NOW
Anyone have songs similar to the one in OP's post
Feeling gurd
>>75036321
>>75036321
dunno what that is, but it's not dancing
>>75036304
is it best to shave or wax or just trim?
>>75036321
WAY too brown for me
>>75036348
astonishing post
this is how you dance:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fujOSXM72U
>>75036348
>but it's not dancing
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1495117957271.webm
urmmmm what is it then?
smoke weed everyday
>>75036374
no
THIS
https://youtu.be/ouoINUp2jqU
is how you dance
>>75036348
>>75036378
fuck off reddit
>>75036321
feel threatened y a girl being this good at dancing
cuz id be standing there sort of bopping my head like a retard
>>75036394
LUDDERS
>>75036394
are mathew
>>75036348
curious, is that a male?
>>75036378
reddit: the dance
interesting
nigeria superpower by 2020?
why does kpop attract so many wronguns
the female fans seem to be 90% fat mixed race girls
>>75036321
don't like girls who are TOO fit
>>75036439
FUCK OFF REDDIT
cant climb fences
>>75035936
>>75036118
>>75035968
I also wanted a life like this when I was 17
Then I grew up and realised sneaking around the city getting pissed with mates ultimately ends up with you being one of those dire mongs who spend the rest of their life drinking and partying until they're old and you spot them drunk on the tube still dressed like teenagers
>>75036455
still haven't answered how it's reddit
>>75036378
unironically cringed watching this
>>75036177
>sharing the stolen one
tut tut tut
https://youtu.be/sxXs0Yy5-0Y
>>75036439
it's just so contrived
bet they love it at r/EDM
>>75036230
self-improvement is noble
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkNMZlkrzaU
>>75036394
>>75036466
cringy as fuck. le look at this HOT girl dancing to le edm xDD
hate shuffling videos. upper body is more prominent irl
>>75036464
>who spend the rest of their life drinking and partying
so, the ideal life then?
>>75036212
As girls grow up they prefer manlier men
um this is how you dance sweetheart ;)
how do dumb deanos from sussex do this
NEED a choon lads. Please post your favourite BRITISH choon for me so I can assimilate to /brit/
on a train my dudes
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1495118395125.webm
THIS is how you dance
>>75036530
>I'm an Alabama nigger and I wanna be free...
>>75036496
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJG82S73BD8&feature=youtu.be
indeed
https://twitter.com/SonyPictures/status/865629713225572352
>>75036549
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjDMdI1FBic
Don't usually have milk and sugar in my tea but i do like a milky sweet tea on a night after my evening meal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyFPnB3kAkE
now this is dancing
>>75036535
lmao
why is k-pop so pedophilic
do all cultures do this but its just more obvious with chinks?
>>75036558
do you have the hotline version?
only dance i know is c walk
>>75036558
HATE aussies
LOVE pints
>>75036549
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TwhJjRDW-Q
Just won a bid on ebay, only thing is the seller didnt put up a price for postage, if he puts the price high for post is there a way I can back out?
hate going to clubs
>everyone is well dressed
>everyone is cooler than you because they seem to practice cutting shapes in their free time whereas you go to work
>you have to stand there for 8 hours pretending to like blasting music
hate it.
>>75036593
>do all cultures do this
yes
If you were a janitor on /int/, what 3 things would you do to improve it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9_8gN7Tmjw
oiiii class dat
>>75036654
same, clubs are for runts
*does a listen*
hmmm yes, very interesting
*kills family then turns the gun on myself with earthmover blaring*
Oioi x
>>75036654
Do mdma then?
>>75036654
>everyone is well dressed
Hardly
Why do white girls like dancing so much while white guys hate dancing so much
No cuck answers, I'm actually curious about the truth
>>75036654
lol what fucking clubs u go to, i'm constantly amazed how shit at dancing average person is even at dance clubs. The amount of people who dance 4 on the floor to 2 step is incredible.
TFW 5000 WORD JANITOR APPLICATION DUE IN 48 HOURS AND HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED
>>75036735
I like dancing
thinking about going to sleep soon haha x
>>75036739
>>75036641
No, it was your job to check before bidding
>>75036735
girls act on emotions more than men and dancing is a very emotional (yet pointless) thing
>>75036736
>4 on the floor to 2 step
explain what's wrong with this please
>>75036735
Females are the intermediate stage between children and full grown adults
>>75036781
alri nan
>>75036776
This is the inter-racial beastiality fetishist do NOT listen to it
>>75036735
I like dancing when im on my own like a sad case
it's about attention and whether you enjoy people looking at you
>>75036735
white guys like dancing
>>75036776
But you're probably the minority. Even the normiest guys don't bother dancing beyond grinding girls (which isn't 'dancing'), or jumping up and down in the air fist pumping
>>75036799
*gives gold*
>tfw no oscar isaac bf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvYPCNCGEK8
>>75036837
this will be as useless as the bin that knife retard on /pol/ yday
unironically going to give my mate some reddit gold right now
>>75036844
all my white lad friends like dancing too
>>75036796
you can mix it up and do some 4 on the floor as well but amount of rigid people who don't even seem to notice change is amazing i guess people just too fucked. I dunno why you wouldn't dance on 2 4 instead of 1 2 3 4 when the beat is set up like that lol, feels a lot more natural and easier
get a life
bin that knife
>>75036853
Thanks but I was looking for fedora replies, not 'dit replies. Can anyone provide?
>leafs
FOY
>>75036735
western culture shames men who have fun
want weed but can't be arsed to get in the car and have to drive
need a delivery weedman
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1495119056172.webm
>>When you sell that extended warranty
kek
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=842_1495209755
london is a shithole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftReDO1-4xU
rip
>>75036907
don't understand anything you just said stop speaking band geek
>>75036680
promote for a 500 post limit threads
ban anyone who's being remotely racist as /int/ is not about that.
e.g saying JF is a bannable offence
remove all these generals and make stickies for continents instead but fuse Australia and Asia together and not make one for Antarctica.
So for example /eu/ /na/ /sa/ /as&au/ /af/
thinking of doing a cheeky move to cologne
>>75036960
>Дeнь Poждeния Гиви
>>75036837
would be almost believable if amateur astronomers couldn't find them loping around the moon and mars
lads have you ever stuck a cheeky finger in your arse when wanking? y/n
>>75036941
going in ard lad
>*raises two fingers in the air*
can't wait for 'biza lad, gonna go in too hard yes yes
>>75036735
Most men are shit at dancing and never really learn how to dance also it feels awkward
>>75036941
why do non-whites love dancing so much? they cannot help themselves
>>75036907
no ones knows what you're talking about I just like dancing
>>75036988
dur
>>75036960
he was a good lad
>gruppa krovi
good tunes
>>75036988
No, that's where the poo comes from
sometimes I think that being single is actually great
you don't have to check with the gf/wife before doing something, you can do whatever you like all the time, you can spend your money how you like, you can just up and fuck off for a week to wherever you like
but at the same time you have no one who loves you, cares about you or gives you physical intimacy
no yes, as someone who has had multiple gfs although being young and single may feel bad at the time, in the long run you will be happy that you're free
>>75036960
rip in peaches
>>75036988
I once experimented with that a bit but it didn't go anywhere
>>75036978
It's safe (for once)
>>75036988
I've tried but my arse is too tight
>>75036960
explain
>>75036966
Good lad. Finally enforcing rule 3 i'd vote for you to be janny. Racism outside of /b/ should never be tolerated
>>75036997
their culture encourages fun
>>75037034
i can fix that x
>>75037034
For 1 finger? Poor you..
>>75037034
1. Twink?
2. London?
>>75036735
love dancing
t. straight white guy
after 3 years of edge i think im finally outgrowing my holocaust denial phase
>>75036907
ah i just move my arms like a spastic desu
ALWAYS forget to move my legs
really wish i was a kpop idol desu
Made an application for the Janitorial team. Told them my manifesto, entirely consisting of needing a change in the rhetoric of the janitorial team being so anti-/brit/. With me on the Commission of Custodials I vow to once again allow New threads to be made at 300 posts. I will also allow EACH AND EVERY county to make their own general should they wish.
I also wish to make gif-posted to be a trigger for an auto-response of '>fuck off'. I also wish to see Yanks fuck off.
So please, vote for me in the upcoming Janitorial commission elections in early June.
>>75037037
The guy was killed by Ukrainian army a few months ago
>>75037052
ermm no thanks, we can cuddle though x
>>75037055
yeah haha
>>75037058
No
No
>>75036960
i think that song was on gta 4
>>75037010
fuck off you prick
>>75037080
ronny haha
>>75037069
i'm just entering mine
>>75036988
I regularly stick dildos and butt plugs up my bum
>>75036978
its a youtube vid la
considering doing a bump of h
doing a poo lads
>>75037010
You shouldn't need to check with the gf/wife before doing anything anyway
>>75037080
supposedly most important part of being a decent dancer is moving your neck. People sure do look ridiculous when they have compeltely rigid back and are just oscilating back and forth.
Yeh my arms flail quite a bit, not always easy to move your legs that much if packed in club unfortunately.
>>75037082
honestly they need to make some actual RULES for generals because the jannys are absolutely shite at handling them at the moment
they just do whatever the fuck they want
hands up if you ever had one of these
>>75037101
ah yes, bruce venture
>>75037156
NO!
That shit stays on /wsg/ where it belongs
We have a deal
>>75037156
this is great is there longer version
>>75035260
anyone know what tune this is?
>>75037082
If you're not touchy on slag posting then you have my support
>>75037123
pics
>>75037118
what did you mean by this Hanselbaum?
>>75037143
can't imagine casually/naturally moving my neck on the floor
>>75037069
Fucking CRINGE at /pol/tards who legitimately wholeheartedly believe the Holocaust wasnt real and unironically call themselves national socialists whilst talking about hiding their 'power level' to their brainwashed liberal friends
>>75037010
don't understand people who say "oh I'd love to do [x] but the missus won't let me haha dear oh dear"
think they just use it as an excuse to not do things they don't want to do anyway.
NEED 1 gram of potent cannabis delivered to my doorstep
>>75037200
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h49tv2tQD7I
Synthwave is love
>>75037213
just a ronny thing
>>75037213
do you not bounce your neck to the beat like you do your legs/shoulders?
>>75037223
Unless you're a Lib Dem, you're off to prison m
>>75037178
the most reddit appliance in existence
why are the vast majority if anti-trump/brexit/right people from europe, australia or canada?
>>75037156
this really is the best
speaking of synthwave, i fucking love this choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YP5oIrV0ONk
>>75037258
women don't know what they want nor what's best for them
>>75037193
Here's one for you.
>>>/wsg/1695497
>>75037202
Mate, I AM the slag poster.
>>75037231
synthwave is nice for the first few minutes and then i get bored of the sound never changing
>>75037258
wish I was a girl sometimes so I could experience this sort of thing
>>75037283
they NEED slapping nigger ass in their face
doing a post so we can reach 310 and get a new x
>>75037258
when you see things like this, it's hard to think of women as actual human beings
does she have no pride? no self respect? no dignity? absolutely disgusting. filthy fucking whore.
>>75037193
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mMEaiDaLOA
dunno if it's a remix of what in the webm
>>75037258
>people wank to this
absolute state
>>75037214
The Holocaust wasn't real though
the gf
>>75037214
having some noodles lads
beef flavo(u)r
>>75037338
thanks, I meant with the girls dancing wover it too
>>75037445
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouoINUp2jqU
>>75037550
thanks
>>75037235
who
>>75037241
i bounce my head you can't bounce your neck silly
but ye i know what you mean i do do that
lads, we're meeting up brum tomorrow whether you like it or not, round bullring yeah