/brit/

Worst general desu.

hate pakis love pints

hate pakis hate pakis

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skrillex

hmmmm might go to this princess nokia free concert next week

evening lads

Have another 500ml of gin.

Evens i drink it
Odds I sleep

simple as

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anime

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http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-coventry-warwickshire-39972734

>Tony and Julie Wadsworth are also accused of indecently assaulting under-age boys between 1992 and 1996.
>Mrs Wadsworth, now 60, encouraged boys to engage in sex acts with her while her husband, 69, "acted as look out", Warwick Crown Court heard.

>literal Britcucks

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUs9YzY7t-8

>Ah yes you purchased these high-end manufacturing products from these highly developed industrialised nations
>This means you MUST accept millions upon millions of unskilled, violent third world men into your country or else you're a HYPOCRITE!

Thinking of applying to be a janny

>>75033669
me botton middle

>>75033636
she cancelled her Australian tour
knew multiple supports too

Any suggestions for beer? Just finished my last exam for the semester and fancy a cold one rn

>>75033537
don't like condemning myself to an hour of only water.

>>75033699
Beer? hate it
Kopparberg? love it

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is this what labour is reduced to? advertising on recaptcha?

can you still graduate with 110 credits out of 120 in your final years lads?

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>>75033701

>beer
>not cider

>>75033645
Rerolling

>>75033745
obviously not

>>75033686
Guess Japan needs to import millions of giuseppe or else they'll never get to enjoy pizza desu

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what part of the country is responsible for this sign?

looks grim so it must be some southern shithole like manchester or birmingham

>>75033730
Kopparberg is good, I should have mentioned cider for suggestions too

most similar countries to the UK

1. Ireland
POWER GAP
2. new zealand
POWER GAP OF A SMALLER MAGNITUDE
3. australia
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150. netherlands and denmark maybe
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.
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900000. america and cadanaa

>>75033706
do you have a low sugar diet or summat?
maybe its the regular appointments. i haven't been since late november 2012

>>75033701
do you eat everytime?

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>>75033756
Ayy

>>75033763
>twenty's plenty
I can't decide if this is cute or passive-aggressive.

@75033759
ignorant fucking yank thinks he has the right to comment on our system
your opinion is not worth a thing in this general

>>75033763
Glasgow
t. Seen Limmy's Show

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Are teenage dreams so hard to beat?
Everytime she walks down the street
Another girl in the neighbourhood
Wish she was mine, she looks so good

think the job interview (male receptionist) went well today
the British lasses seemed to like me

>>75033763
>twenty's plenty

shit rhyme

>>75033782
denmark is nothing like the UK lmao
miles ahead on everything simple as

on the charlie

>>75033782
That seems quite accurate to be honest.

>>75033793
don't understand what everytime is referring to here

>>75033809
Ah yes

The Runtway

The Tories are evil scumbags. If you disagree you're either brainless, heartless or both.

NOT A CORBYNITE just don't like them simple as!

>>75033579
Yes actually because whilst those four contribute to society, the thousands of unemployed middle easterners and their families contribute nothing, leech bennies and generally make the whole country look untidy.

>>75033782
Netherlands looks far similar to the UK than NZ/Aus

NZ/Aus look yankish

>>75033834
alri danelad on tour

>>75033837
Give us sum

https://soundcloud.com/heyamine/redmercedes-remix-feat-missy-elliott-aj-tracey

>go on holiday to canada, us, australia, japan, netherlands, norway, germany, switzerland and belgium
>realise how shit the uk is

lads we need to step our game up

>>75033782
the way people talk about new zealand especially south island then i think it may deserve a spot above the country that screams its not british

>>75033891
Alternatively, just move to Australia and fuck this shithole

Need a fight.
Someone step to me so I can send you back to Lumbridge

>get home from work
>2 girls that want to fuck won't stop texting and calling
>wish they'd just fuck off for one night and let me be

I remember when I had no girls and never thought I'd feel this way.

I just wanna have a couple beers and chill out

>>75033806
can you pass the class if you have a 60 but the passing mark is 70 over there too? fuck off

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Leng

>>75033701
fat fucking shit kill yourself

>>75033911
>>75033891
fuck off we're full

>>75033891
>us
jfl

there's been maybe one good act in Sydney this year (Croatian Amor)

>>75033882
*chops you a line*

>>75033913
Are your diamond shoes too tight?

>>75033780

THISTLY CROSS

best cider the UK's ever produced.

Get the whisky cask flavor.

>>75033745
if one of your exam marks goes below 40% some universities allow you to pass it through grade compensation (which means 'sure, we'll just pretend you got 40 on that one, no questions asked'). check the student agreement if youre worried.

>>75033911
nah, my skin burns too easily and I don't want to spend lots of money on suncream

>>75033943
Make it a slug.

Holy shit I'm gonna binge on Tuesday.

>>75033913
when did you become good looking

So free tuition is around the corner and i want to find out what the most useless university degrees are.

Anyone have any good sources which include unemployment after the course and % of people that are actually employed in their field of study?

>>75033931
its not about food i just am addicted to peppo max

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>>75033971
unistats lad

>>75033963
good lad

only got a g for the evening. good bit - front teeth are numb

>>75033928
Hello billionaire

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buy Xiaomi

>>75033971
STEM maybe?

>>75033985
my stance has not changed

>>75034000
Enjoy m8. You alone? Lonely coke binges are best.

hmmm should i go to that einstürzende neubauten gig next week
problem with festivals is that theres too much good stuff on a too short amount of time

>>75033993
>tfw NEET and dragging the stats down for my course

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2017/may/19/chelsea-flower-show-brexit-sponsorship

not sure I can be bothered to go this year lads

>>75033809
E400 is THE best non-coach bus in the world. Built by a bunch of top lads too, I've heard

>>75033993
Thanks!

almost broke and it's only the 20th

no fun this weekend

>>75033806
Guy who came home and found his girlfriend in bed with a Paki detected.

>>75033985
ever tried coke zero?

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reminder this happened

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>/brit/ bullies

>>75034072
germans dont have fun

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>>75033875
look yankish, but culturally they are just weird bizarro brits

vegemite and marmite
weetbix and weetabix
and so on

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>>75034065
prefer this

>>75034096

fake news

>>75034034
yeah probably just gonna wank myself silly all night

>>75034108
not a german sweetie x

>Labour lose the election but manage to retain over 200 seats
>Tories are publicly pleased but privately disappointed that they didn't win an overwhelming majority
>Corbyn remains Labour leader for some time afterwards but eventually resigns. John McDonnell stands in the resultant leadership contest and wins
>Brexit negotiations go exceedingly poorly and it looks increasingly likely that Britain will get a poor deal
>Theresa May goes along with it because she is a poor negotiator
>Her party implodes into civil way from the inside as Brexiteers and Remainers do battle and nobody quite knows where the PM's loyalties lie
>meanwhile the NHS is in crisis, Tory policies such as on cutting free school meals and instituting a dementia tax are getting a bad press and the image of them as the nasty party returns
>public begin turning on the Tories
>meanwhile McDonnell continues the policies of the Corbyn era but presents them with more charisma and is better able to control his parliamentary party than Corbyn was
>the Labour party win a landslide at the next general election

screenshot this

>>75034115
>Handlebars on the outside so the million or so Paki immigrants can cling to the roof of the bus

Ah London.

>>75034115
that's an E400 mate, absolute stunner

>>75033917
turns out you only need 100 or 120 in final year
stupid yank


>>75033958
good
probs failed 1 of mine desu

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off to japan for 1 (one) week this summer

is that long enough? should I just bite the bullet and stay for another week? it's gonna be pretty expensive but this is gonna be the last summer I get off in about 4 years before I start my phd

>>75034096
obviously cgi lol

>>75033763
never seen that kind of coloured speed sign but i live in the south and in a council estate and everything pretty much looks like that scenery lmao

also bham and manny aren't south you gorm

>>75033965
I'm good looking but Its DEFINITELY more about confidence.

I've had people telling me I'm good looking all my life but always had really shit self-esteem until a couple years ago. Dunno what happened but I just became extremely confident and I can tell you that no matter how good looking you are if you don't put yourself out there and speak to girls they WILL NOT come to you unless you're on a night out and you're pissed. I've fucked 19 girls in the past 2 years and back when I was shy and reserved I never got any. I had one fuck when I was like 18 and went for years without anything.

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Absolute classic

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>>75034022
can i bring friends at least

>>75034115
>no back door with a third oyster circle

neck yourself

>>75034132
Watch London (2005) on stream 75% of the film is an epic coke scene

>>75034145
doubt

>>75034145
>the Labour party win a landslide at the next general election

Literally impossible without regaining Scotland. Labour are done whilst the SNP live.

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BIG

>>75034155
those are to hit tree branches

>>75034155
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJw9orNUcpA

>>75034195
fuck off scottish twat

>>75033946
Come again?

>>75034173
so it wasn't out of 120, thus nothing I've said is wrong. have fun with your shit degree from x city university

there was a local flower shop in a small street near my place that has been replaced into a pizza hut
bit weird

>>75034195
what does this say?

>>75034179
FOB

>>75034237
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7X6CTx8DA5c

>>75034092
yeah much prefer pepsi max, but its tolerable. why

>>75034195
need a jock to explain this one

>>75034195
>scottish
>people

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>>75034198
uh

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just copped

turtle how do I get a job in Sydney REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>75033806
If I had $5 for every time some Yuropoor made a thread about guns or health care in the US...

>>75034173
not worth worrying about till results day lad, try get out the house and have fun with uni people x

>>75034285
are you chinese?

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>>75034285

>>75034192
>>75033913
FONT

great bus routes:
149
135
D7

shit bus routes:
D3
134
100

>>75034298
>results day
fuck off 6th former

>>75034192

any more tips? where do you meet girls and that?

>>75034219
jesus

>>75034289
we're not european

>>75034258
because I'm addicted to coke zero but not much of a fan of pepsi max

>>75034312
>filename
not likely

>>75034195
>Be scots
>have fuck all interesting nor funny to say
>i know ill type it how i would say it
>am hungry goon tae chippae ye bawbag

>people repost this like its incredibly funny
Why o why

>>75034312
plymouth

>>75034239
umm actually you were wrong sweetie x
and my uni is rustlers group x

>>75034298
going for a 1st
need my other exams and the dissertation to make up for it 2bh (they won't)

Night lads

>>75034348
kek

business idea: positive eugenics

>>75034323
X1

>>75034312
shirt-lifting little ponce

>>75034310
nah white

been neet for too long

Could this be THE ABSOLUTE BEST PCPartPicker list in existence??!!

https://uk.pcpartpicker.com/list/PQ7GYr

>>75034333
any exam has a results day, thats not just a sixth form thing

>>75034374
night bud

>>75034289
fucking american education

>>75034383
>e*ropean (you)ing me
yeuch

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the 'tro

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>>75034383

>>75034349
your max is/was different so your zero might be as well
>A drink with the same name but different formulation (containing ginseng and higher quantities of caffeine) was sold in the United States until it was renamed to "Pepsi Zero Sugar" in late 2016.

>>75034401
virus, don't click

>>75034393
can't help you then mate

going for my third eye exam tomorrow. doctor says I am spiritually woke but it is up to the examination board

>>75034416
diev et mon droit, remember
we are brothers. blood brothers
*hugs you*

>>75034285
work in a call centre or bar

>>75034401
VIRUS DO NOT CLICK

>>75034414
tbqh he isn't wrong

>>75034422
*not shown: millions and millions of fucking Africans

>>75034428
squealing

>>75033698
>>75033701
>>75033789
>>75033823
>>75033848
>>75033902
>>75033936
>>75033941
>>75033985
>>75034181
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>>75034231
>>75034258
>>75034285
>>75034310
>>75034333
>>75034339
>>75034352
>>75034388
>>75034393
>>75034428
>>75034441
>>75034454
>>75034458
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0W3wvwvCBey

>>75034367
>Rustlers are a range of hamburgers and hot sandwiches
really interesting mate, never heard of it

Things /brit/ needs LESS of:
>Blog-type chitchat
>Southerners
>Smug “ironic” posts
>Rorkes

Things /brit/ needs MORE of:
>Deano memes
>Non-British posters
>Paki slags
>Republicans

>>75034422
im guessing the red line is more like a regional rail?

>>75034468
all cunts about can't say -th need to be rounded up and hanged in the town square

>>75034469
t. first day on /brit/
spare us all further embarrassment and fuck off back to /cum/

>>75034483
hmmm... foy.

>>75034483
foy

>>75034483
>less rorkes
erm no sweaty

>>75034349
>>75034441
i also prefer regular pepsi to regular coke so it might just be that

>>75034492
it's RER

Things /brit/ needs LESS of:
>Yanks telling /brit/ things /brit/ needs LESS of

>>75034428
EU is not the same as Europe
Switzerland is not in EU, is european nonetheless, just like the UK. A bunch of white mongrels standing on greek and roman ruins

>>75034492
yeah
same for the big green one, the big yellow one and the big green one

I CLOSE MY EYES AND SEIZE IT

>>75034498
can we have that again, in english?

listening to a black yank talking fast about his life to a beat

UCLan graduate here. Looking for a job - anybody got a spare job?

>>75034567
'd

>>75034537
Informative post

>>75034458

how do you find jobs? seek?

Realised I REALLY like thick girls.

I mean the ones with slightly chubby bellies too.

>>75034526
>sweaty
Ironic since I haven't been wearing deodorant for the last several days. Can literally smell my own musk. It's not bad desu.

>>75034572
>UCLan
farmer

fuck off you fick pafetic kangawoo fucking wetard

>>75034572
>UCLAN

Umm I think you mean Preston University sweetie

just graduated from the university of york

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>>75034544

>>75034581
>can't write english
>i'm the paki

could heem the lot of you

need a name for my new youtube channel lads
any suggestions?

>>75034637
>cant read
hello rasheed

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>>75034505
yeah it's a really hot topic on /brit/ isn't it

>>75034625
beanbags?

>>75034456
"if britain must choose between the continent and the sea, she must always choose the open sea." -kurt cobain

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>>75034615
worry

>>75034598
>likes fat girls
The world is your oyster brother

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>>75034583
RER is parisian commuter rail that mainly serves the banlieues

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>kangawoo

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why doesnt london get this?

i cant even get the tube to south london

>>75034650
FONC

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>ask question about why there arent any actual brit posters
>"b-brits arent awake"
>brits are awake and its still only about 50% brits
lmao, what a cucked general

>>75034648
i understand what you meant, you just can't write
no need to get angry at me, abdul jafar

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You people have stood in my way long enough: I'm going to clown college!

>>75034441
hmmm weird. I know mexican coke has a different formula too and it is a lot better imo. haven't tried mexican pepsi

>>75034654
you don't choose your family
*hugs you*
mon frère

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the fu

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>>75034367
>>75034505
>rustlers group
>defending yourself
Shut up Slough Polytechnic Sociology Student retard

have DOMS

trying to clean my room but it hurts to do anything

>>75034692
Flags =/= Nationality

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>a TV was made in korea therefore we should pave over the national parks to house feckless 3rd world rats who can't stop shagging

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>his """city""" doesn't have a metro

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>>75034483
>>Republicans
alri xx

>>75034681
very very fast too

>>75034713
mexican coke is just the coke the rest of the world drinks

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>>75034715

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If I see another bogus McGregor-Mayweather article I swear I'm gonna go doopin mental

>>75034692
British Diaspora are fine. You share your general with frenchmen and smelly mexicans trying to thiev your tax dollars

>>75034339
You can meet girls anywhere but try and find some hobbies. Pub and club sluts are shit tier and really only good for one night stands most of the time.


When you're talking to her you need to look at her, give her lots of eye contact. Really stare into her eyes and give her your full attention because women love attention. Also don't fidget or look around everywhere like you're anxious because this will make her feel she doesn't have your attention and your mind is elsewhere.

Be playful but not over the top and creepy. Tell her stuff she wants to hear but don't be a nice guy who's like ''you are the most beautiful girl in the world and I would love to take you out for a drink sometime'' You need to act confident as though you like her but it doesn't matter to you either way if you fuck her or not. But don't go too far and make it seem as though you really aren't interested in her and are only talking to her to be nice.

Don't give them too much attention, they thrive on it and you will come off as needy which will put them off. The amount of times I've given a girl a bit too much and then cut them off a bit only for them to start hammering me with texts and calls is beyond counting.

Those are probably my main three but there is more and I'll post it if I can think. Pretty tired right now

Also different girls like different things and you need to know how to play them. Some girls like when you're all soft and affectionate towards them but others like it when you're a bit bad and they have to work for it.

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>>75034744

>>75034483
Could also use more butthurt Irish.

>>75034765
FONT

>>75034741
probably not canada if they have to get it from mexico

she is a shaman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zY3GqBSnRU8

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fucking yanks keep making unrelentingly shit posts

>>75034729
>tfw from birmingham
>tfw no metro system

i went to newcastle expecting to see a place more backwards than where i am from and how wrong i was.

>>75034729
>Metro doesn't go the Metro Centre
Cannot fathom

Complimented a girl on her smile and she didn't even acknowledge it

Fucking wench

>>75034584
yeah or government or uni websites

>>75034728
The OP pic is something I just grabbed randomly in a hurry, no attempt at political commentary was intended.

>>75034732
how much is it?

>>75034802
tbf i have no idea how we ended up with one. newc is pretty much a hellhole in every other respect

just did a massive president

feel completely cleaned out inside

>>75034469
>>75034483

FUCK OFF YANK SCUM

>>75034741
I don't think it is because I've had coke in europe and it is the same

>>75034753
hope he crushes that cumskin ginger cunt

>>75034835
this a dig at macron? I like it, gonnae start using this myself lad

yank children are forced to say this every morning
>I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

>>75034815
should knock her out m8

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Headed into Newcastle. Want anything?

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>>75034753
>the guardian
>outstanding journalism

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>another YEAR
REeeeeee

>>75034831
yeah but the metro is pretty fresh ngl

>>75034765
Shan't

Got back from the gymnasium

Did some chinups and dips

yanks? yes thanks

drinking a bottle of wine in bed

>>75034776
instagram bints are lower tier than twitter commie slags

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any of you cunts unlucky enough to deal with these

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yer maw after i was done with her

>>75034855
They took in immigrants from all of Europe and managed to integrate them quite successfully. Do you think that comes from not raising them up like that?

remember how bmps would load from the bottom? mad

>>75034884
what kind of wine?

>>75034860
nice pic of newc but it left out the space elevator

>>75034765

alright lad thanks for that

>>75034909
fuck off

>>75034865

>that'll be £20 billion plus tip

a duck walked up to a lemonade stand

>>75034855
Australian children are forced to learn in school how they once lost a war to birds.

>>75034909
yeah
though not as bad as that picture

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>instagram bints are lower tier than twitter commie slags
umm back the fuck off???

>>75034921
>managed to integrate them quite successfully
not really m8 look how many still cling to muh hurrtage

not a fan of the nonces who are sad that Bulgaria lost

9 hours later I made it home

Had seem deep dark thoughts in that train toilet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jf-brTKOOo8

bedtime choons sorted

rubbery juberry

post your reddit subs lads. I'll start

/r/esist
/r/MarchForEducation
/r/taxmarch
/r/RussiaLago
/r/MarchForScience
/r/ImpeachTrump
/r/NeverTrump
/r/IndivisibleGuide
/r/Kossacks_for_Sanders
/r/justicedemocrats
/r/unpresidented
/r/Impeach_Trump
/r/mcmullin
/r/LiesTrumpToldUs
/r/Trumpgret
/r/EnoughTrumpSpam
/r/BlueMidterm2018
/r/PresidentBannon
/r/ResistEveryDay
/r/DisruptTrump
/r/TrumpInvestigation

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>doing disgusting farts all day
>trying to hold them in
>just before lunch belly starts to ache like mad and I know I need to fire out all these farts I've been holding in
>rush to the toilet and feel the gas pressing against my arsehole desperate to get out and gag me
>run into a cubicle and before I've even closed the door start letting out a long, extremely loud fart that goes on for about 30 seconds and stinks the whole place up
>actually gasp and exhale with relief afterwards
>stand there for another couple of minutes doing a few little farts, making sure I've got all of it out
>walk out feeling relieved and see the managing director

>>75034828
its included in the navigo (pretty much like the oyster card) card otherwise its 1,90 for a ticket
for example from Paris Auber to Chessy (disneyland place) its a whopping 40 minutes on the RER A

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Legitimately would have liked the song if he didn't have some sort of fucking Parkinson's. Feel uncomfortable watching this guy.
https://youtu.be/Qotooj7ODCM

>>75034854
no

dump = president trump = president

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>>75034792
>that title
even kiki isn't this much of a crank

>>75034996
reddit is based and white

>>75034954
Shut up Melbourne you dumb cunt

>>75034954
stop posting this slag
she's a spitting image of a prossie I shagged a few times

>>75034940
I don't get it

>>75034996
/r/transpassing

>yanks have to make shit up to make other nations look as fucked as theirs
screech

>>75034996
/r/againsthatesubreddits

>>75034936
fucking make me, dickhead
neck yourself

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>>75035005
no one was really that much better, the bulgar twink was terrible

>>75035061
get FUCKED

/brit/ more like /shit/

thoughts?

>>75034856
she told me to go over to hers as it's her last night in her current flat though haha so a decent trade off

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>my brother
>28 y/o
>engaged
>just bought a $1.4 million house
>me
>29 y/o
>khv
>just got a $700/month flat

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1495115555037.webm

oy vey

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>>75035062
Britain's entry I genuinely thought was a cracking performance. Was my personal favourite without even being biased toward you. Genuinely think you got fucked by salty slavic EU toilet cleaners

>>75035093
wtf

>>75035103
me with the balloon

>>75035103
>Found a penny.webm

>>75035103
wouldn't doubt for a second that empire of the sun are pro-palestine cucks

>>75035079
come chat that shit in wakefield, you won't wake up tomorrow

>>75035136
are aussies generally?

>>75035024
*Reports and ignores shitposting*

>>75035103
why do i want to punch this kike in the head so much

>>75034998
>leaving the cubicle before carefully listening to ensure the room is clear
amateur

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interesting

Going to see the proto gf

>>75035127
He's a turbonormie capitalist, literal London banker tier

Apologies for the SJW OP.

>>75035093
squat in his house

>>75035197
how can anyone think fucking police should be privatised

>>75035148
generally i don't think anyone cares

>>75035260
>>75035260
>>75035260
>>75035260
>>75035260

Can feel a cum coming in the near future

reckon pro palestinians are just thinly veiled anti semites

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>>75035197
PRIVATE D̶E̶A̶T̶H̶S̶Q̶U̶A̶D̶S̶ POLICE WHEN?

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>>75035197
>privatised BBC
>privatised armed forces
>privatised schools

>>75035255
probably some molymeme tier ancaps

lyl

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why is privatization a bad thing

can someone explain to me what privatization and publicisation is?

if a company owns the police what difference would it make? it'd be better funded?

>>75035050

new thread

>>75033634
>skrillaids