So, now that Brazil is going to be completely destroyed with

>>75033112
favelados will make sopa de VOCE

>>75033112
Yes of course we'll accept them but there will be lots of banter towards them

>>75033112
Only if they are viados.
They are very successful here.

>>75033112
Yes, if all of them were female and looked like that.

>>75033112
>France
>Brazilian qts are welcome i can take 6 of them

>>75033549
Brazilian women are not qts, they just have big asses

We are the only country in south america to have actual supreme qts, it's insane my man

>>75033692
and those are big asses are fake

>>75033112
Sbane
No, I hate brazilians

>>75033112

>now that Brazil is going to be completely destroyed with no chance of survival

This destroys us too....

http://www.ambito.com/883401-efecto-temer-petrobras-se-desplomo-131-en-el-merval-que-solo-cayo-29

https://www.cronista.com/economiapolitica/Ahora-el-acuerdo-al-que-iban-el-Mercosur-y-la-UE-puede-quedar-en-espera-20170519-0042.html

https://www.lmneuquen.com/efecto-temer-el-dolar-se-disparo-y-tuvo-su-mayor-alza-febrero-n551342

>>75033923
let me guess. CIA again?

>>75033692
>they just have big asses

Achieved with surgery by removing belly fat and putting it in the ass region.

>>75033112
No, ill kidnap them and enslave them

>>75033692
If Argentina is going to be destroyed and you(+ 5 qts) need somewhere to go, my door is always open <3

>>75033923
Argentinians are always welcome to come back home

>>75033369
this

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>>75033369
a lot of brazilian women are fucking hot, but theres a lot of butter faces. Most have amazing bodies, but the face varies

Brazil is to Argentina what China is to the US, so you're pretty much fucked.

>>75033923
We will adapt. We just have to focus our trade towards asia, as we should have always done.

>>75034431
> face varies
really. what a unique nation those brazilians

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>>75034270

Thanks bro, I'll keep in mind that...

>>75034450
we being fucked like every year it's nothing new but you my friend you are gonna die!

I'm trying to get into Canada mate.

Fuck this sinking boat.

>>75033112
Only from RS

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>>75034793
Only the Mapuche Gaúchos like pic related would go to Uruguay.

>>75033923
WE TOLD YOU ALL TEMER'S GOVERNMENT WAS NOT LEGIT

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holy shit
they also say mutual funds got hit hard
is it where people keep their retirement savings?
that would fuck so many people

Are there any violence in the streets yet?
Post pics

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>>75034906
Dunno man your women want us.

>>75033112
>now that Brazil is going to be completely destroyed with no chance of survival by their own people...

you don't know shit you fucking dumbshit

>>75033923
mommy china will save us

>>75035023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DV8THCvoA7Y
skip to 2:40

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>>75035102
there are riot's in your streets right know get out of the cave

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>this coming from Argentina
São Paulo and its neighbors will last longer. Best case scenario Brazil will collapse (which is already inevitable) and we'll simply declare independence with Brazil completely unable to react. That's not even a meme.

If you believe the wealthiest states and their investors will simply give up land and the companies so Chimpanzilians can establish their Bolivarian Baboon Empire you're strongly mistaken.

>trusting a guy called Temer

only in brazil

>>75035102
>you don't know shit you fucking dumbshit
>He doesn't understand that brazil is out of the game for at least 10 years

enjoy your instability

with that being said, this situation isn't good for us either, you are our major trading partner

Yes, I love Brazil

I can't wait to buy 2 south brazilians wifes with my pesos

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>>75035217
>That's not even a meme

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>>75035273
Argentina have been out of the game for the last 40 years at least. Inflation became a tradition in Argentina at this point.

I am learning tango already tehee

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>>75035367
São Paulo has the GDP of Argentina, Uruguay and Chile combined in a population the size of Argentina's. Your superiority complex is perhaps the most delusional, alongside your delusional belief of being an European nation in South America. You're as irrelevant to us as Bolivia at this point. Argentina could be wiped off the map tomorrow I bet most people wouldn't even notice.

>>75035273
you don't know shit you fucking dumbshit

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>>75035394
>tfw with 40 years of inflation we are still one of the best countrys in south america

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>>75035394

Redpill me about brazilian stability

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>>75035217
You can't stop the will of the people. Brazil will become the worker's paradise!

>>75035616
is that brown water or soda?

>>75035616
I love when trucks roll over. You get a lot of free stuff.

>>75035394
Depreciation of the ARS was needed. It was artificially high. Now that CFK is out of the picture things will improve. Specially inflation.
>>75035568
Ok big guy, just be sure that when you fall, don't drag the rest of the continent with you.
>>75035588
no, you

>>75035672
Gingerale i think

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>>75035599
By forging statistics any broken shithole can become whatever they want.

Business idea: Balkanize Brazil and the good parts can become advanced tax havens like Uruguay

>>75035163
thanks

>PT supporters with red flags
>cringy

just dont start shooting eachother, okay?

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>>75035672
>>75035774
It's Guarana soda. It's very sugary and sticky, insanity to bath yourself with that.

>>75035798
>cristina


uhh try again sweety macri is our president

>>75035849
I am going to argentina to kill lots of amerindians and pseudo whites. There is nothing you can do about it

>>75035217
you would need to take to arms for that
sounds unlikely

>>75034939
>10% drop
wtf, Brasil are u ok?

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I always get excited when shit happens and things start falling apart in brazil. I can feel bad when things get bad in other latin american places, but there's only joy when I read about how fucked brazil is.

Might be the years of /int/ or it might be that it makes me feel good about living in Trudeaustan but I truly wish brazil only gets worse for my entertainment.

>my chad cousin go to brazil last month alone for a week and in the middle of some random party some brazilian steal his new phone by picking his pocket but he was not mad because he fucked some slut


why are brazilian so subhumans?

>>75036133
I think years of bullying made you a cunt.

>>75036133
cool
>>75036174
why is your cousin alive? fucking hell brazilians should just kill this trash

>>75033112
what does a bunda smell like

>>75035765
>Ok big guy, just be sure that when you fall, don't drag the rest of the continent with you.
That's inevitable considering even the slightest recession on Brazilian economy is enough to rip your economy. It's hilarious to see Argentina going full on inflation hell when something goes terribly wrong in Brazil. The only "problem" we're having is the public system collapsing, and that means the state is collapsing, and if the Brazilian state is collapsing that's the best news we could possibly have.

tl;dr we don't need you nearly as much as you need us.

>>75035960
Not at all, and smuggling military-grade weapons to Brazil isn't even difficult. That won't be needed. Not too long ago one state went anarchist for a week, and that was one of the smallest states in the country. Brazil is destroying itself. You don't need an army when the government itself is falling apart from inside out. That's inevitable.

>>75035616
what is going on in the pic?
red commies looting?
>flamengo colors, hmm is that a commie club???

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>>75035645
i thought it was a joke that he joined sepultura
your pic confirms it is real

>>75036238
bags of sand

>>75036215
he is very tall and tough he can defend himself
>in a few weeks he is gonna go to spain and other's countrys in europe fucking pussy left and right

>>75036410
lol can he deflect bullets too? your cousin sure is amazing

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>>75036258
>It's hilarious to see Argentina going full on inflation hell when something goes terribly wrong in Brazil
That isn't the cause of inlation.

The rest is merely shitposting, you won't get independence, ever. Stop trying to make it happen, it won't.

>>75036451
>lol can he deflect bullets too? your cousin sure is amazing

yes he is amazing he won the lotery of life

>>75033112
>Implying that a corrupt leftist government completely destroyed is a bad thing
This is the first time in decades that Brazil will have the chance to change.

>>75036531
but temer is still in charge so the leftist government is here to stay

>>75036174
be careful there
https://www.zerocensorship.com/uncensored/brazil/argentine-tourist-killed-single-punch-video-419029

why do brazilians pretend to be decent or """""""""warm"""""""" people?
everytime i have talked to one of them they turn out to be super shallow and or just generally bad people

>>75036687
because they are false people with fake smile's

>>75036583
He will get impeached soon. No one likes him, Dilma supporters hate him more than the oposition. And there is evidence enough to he get impeached.

>>75036687
>poland
where did you talk to so many of them to draw a conclusion?

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>>75036687

Those are the consequences of the macaco soup. Makes them liers. Because they have to lie to themselves that they are not eating a member of the same species as their own.

>>75036687
Our evil cannot be contained. Accept it

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>>75035616
>>75036474
Instability in Brazil today means prosperity in the future, unless your dream of a Union of Bolivarian Socialist Republics is still going, which would definitely ruin the whole game for everyone, not just Brazilians. You should be hoping for balkanization because trust me you wouldn't want a Bolivarian neighbour the size of Brazil bursting through your door.

>>75036815
second impeachment in such a short time frame sounds like a complete collapse of the system.
that smells like a military coup

>>75033112
Mexico
No , they are violent niggers

>>75036851
im german and I met a bunch when I was in Ireland and on the internet i talked to a lot of girls. theyre also complete germanboos

>>75036815
>soon
but not very soon he still rulling your cuntry

>>75036687
Everything in Brazil is fake, including our personalities and asses. Brazilians pretend to be nice to gain your trust, then they shit on you as soon your turn your back.

>>75033112
1. Tunisia
2. Yes, we need more people to party with

>>75036924
>>75036971
I have a feeling that he won't even be impeached, as much as i hate to say this. The audio released isn't even incriminating or as impressive as the guy who recorded them claimed they were.

I would love another impeachment right now, just to shake things up and make life more exciting, but i have a feeling it won't happen.

>>75037262
Dilma was impeached for much less.

>>75037525
>>75037262
it is probably a lot harder for many different reasons to initiate the second impeachment right after the first one. you don't just impeach them left and right. also who exactly is going to impeach him? an opposition? what opposition?

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>muh military intervention
>muh armed forces doing nuffins
>the entire Brazilian military is run by Gauchos who couldn't care less about Brazil falling apart

>>75037824
Brazilian generals only care about their monthly salary and not having to work. They don't care about this whole politics stuff.

>>75034918
No one government since 1889 was legit, cisplatinean brother.

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>brazilians might actually exploit their citizenship to come here

I hope they think Portugal or USA or UK is a better choice. Or France, hehe, who doesn't like France? I mean Paris and shit you know...

>>75038601
>Brazilian

>>75034021
CIA did nothing **directly**, but US government Knew and probably made some profit.

Bunda

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>>75038914
The ones leaving are mostly those who can actually afford it. And why would we migrate to a terrorist monkey-ridden shithole when we're leaving a narco monkey-ridden shithole ourselves?

>>75038932
of course, it is called imperialism and sabotage
we are rich only because you had lula and dilma

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>>75039126
Also this.

>>75036619
Brazilians stronk! One punch, one kill! Kill an Argentinian and win a sopa de macaco and bunda!

>>75038914
Don't worry, I'm going to Croatia, I have family there.

>>75037794
>it is probably a lot harder for many different reasons to initiate the second impeachment right after the first one
It isn't, dilma was impeached for a bullshit excuse related to an administrative crime. While Temer is convicted of a literal crime, which is much faster to be convicted, he also is being judged at the Electoral court, and the judgement comes at june 6th. By then he will probably be impeached already

>>75039372
Judiciary coup d'etat.

>>75034431
The next development of the sopa meme should be the monkey face shooped onto models' bodies.

>>75039182
>41 red
>38 green
>3K millionaires disappeared
>probably killed by somalian pirates

>>75039576
most models are from the south, and I don't know any black Brazilian model

>>75039646
They are in the middle of travel when the article was published.

Brazil, welcome to the club.

RIP JBS

>>75033112
whats happening?
im r/outoftheloop

>>75042403
what do you mean by this

>>75035217
> chimpanzilians
>Bolivarian baboon empire

I'm not supposed to be laughing this hard at work

>>75036876

Fuuuck. Argentinian girls are cuties. Too bad you are all a bunch of con artists and liars...

Many of you are not apes, you had a chance!!

>>75033112
I don't know why would they come here but sure

>>75035217
Why do people save charts and pictures without labels? As if random numbers were supposed to mean anything by themselves.

>>75036619
>argentine-tourist-killed-single-punch
kek

>>75035075
who is that girl?

i want to experience the traditional brazilian cultural practice of surra de bunda