Hello frenchies. I intend to go on a holiday to Paris. I would

>>75025672
Foreigners find that Parisians are too Africanized.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFixRDeQGc0#t=43s

>>75025672
>froglegs and snails

Go to Burgundy

>>75025672
>*brothels with good oral capabilities, if you know what i mean
Brothels are illegals in France

>*stinky cheeses, which one should i try
You can find these in any public market

>*Places that serve horsesteaks

Buffalo grill restaurants i guess

>*Places to eat froglegs and snails
>*Places that serve horsesteaks
You can't found this in Paris
>*brothels with good oral capabilities, if you know what i mean
Prostitution is banned in France, you can only found hookers in the streets at night
>*stinky cheeses, which one should i try
Go to the countryside, supermarket cheese is disgusting
>*also is it true you can piss on Jim Morrisons grave?
No
>Also, can you drink water from the tap?
Not in Paris, or in Western rural provinces
>And which places have too many immigrants and should be avoided?
Paris
>Also, is it true that french people stink?
Only niggers
>I'd like to use public transportation, but if it is too smelly I'd rather lay off some of my budget to rent a car or something.
The Parisian metro stink, and it's impossible to drive in Paris due do the traffic jam

>>75025672
I'm vegetarian so i can't help you with horsesteak or froglegs.

If you're into stinky cheese you should try:
Epoisses
Munster
Vieux Lille
Camembert de Normandie (PDO)

Buy your cheeses in a cheese shop. It's like 10-20% more expensive than in the supermarket but they're better.

You cannot piss on Jim Morrison's grave. You'll probably make a lot of people angry.

You can of course drink water from the tap in Paris and the rest of country.

If you're staying in Paris you should try to avoid the eastern/nothern suburbs and the XIXe and XXe arrondissements. They aren't exactly "no go zones" but are pretty enriched and not really interesting for tourists.

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>>75025921
100% of tap water in Paris is good, retard.

>>75026100
Parisians drink bottled water, you're map doesn't show anything about tap water
Also

>Britanny and Aquitaine have better water than the Alpine provinces

Nice joke

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>>75026811
What about this map, you fucking Alpine peasant ?
100 years ago when you clean our toilets, we called you cretins of the Alps because you are dumb, now it's not politically correct.

why does anglos/nordicks sound always so naive?

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>>75026994
ohw, I love when Parisians are edgy <3
But why are you Parisians always like "100 years ago this" "50 years things were like that" etc
Nobody gives a shit about the past, look at the future bro
And i'm not from the Alps :')
What about this map ?

>>75027164
It is their Pre Indo-European blood

they aren't cunning bastards like us

>>75027208
I am Sardinian

>>75026100
Lmao
Don't drink tap water in the north of france
Water in paris is ok
But don't drink tap water in the north of france

>>75027184
So you are a fucking moron from the Northeast of France aka the French Rust Belt. Don't be too arrogant, you FN flyover voter, we still like you, it's nice to see peasants who jealous Paris.

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>>75027361
Actually i'm from Guyenne
But you're probably not a Parisian, just an edgy kid who likes roleplaying but i love how angry you can be, you're so cute

Thanks for your input guys. After reading I think maybe I should just go to Belgium instead, but I guess I can't eat frogs and snails there. However, I hear their women shave their crotches and under their arms, so thats a plus from france.

>>75027361
>muh peasants
>muh evil FN voters
kys, you make us frogs look bad

>>75025672
>*Places to eat froglegs
literally just chicken

>and snails
Tourist trap, and it also isn't even good. Not every restaurant makes them because it's shit so you'd have to go to big restaurants where the cost will be high

>*Places that serve horsesteaks
literal meme

>*brothels with good oral capabilities, if you know what i mean
Illegal

>*stinky cheeses, which one should i try
All of them.

>Also, can you drink water from the tap?
I don't know, Paris is quite shit regarding hygiene

>And which places have too many immigrants and should be avoided?
Look up the most dangerous arrondissements in Paris.

>Also, is it true that french people stink?
meme

>I'd like to use public transportation, but if it is too smelly I'd rather lay off some of my budget to rent a car or something.
Don't forget that it's Paris and it's full of weird stinky migrants. They are poor so they use the public transports.

>>75025711
>Paris in 1 word
let me try
NIGGERS

>>75029366
I think belgium is as bad as Paris tbqh. Why not visit the french countryside?

>>75029366
yes go to belgium to eat horsesteak

but why all that effort when horse steak tastes just like beef steak

some restaurants even used to cheat by substituting horse meat for beef meat because it's cheaper