/brit/

3d women are important

Agreed

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alri

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Hey buds

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good edition

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>women are important

>>75023378

only match one of these (the first one)

hol up
u b sayin
WE WUZ /brit/ N'SHIT??

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Alexa, the bonus has been recieved, put caviar on my shop list

>>75023475
Getting a taste for dark meat. :^0

Shall not be believing someone itt has had randos approach him and tell him he's ugly. On what planet does this happen.

hi lads

Just whacked a kilo of pork ribs in the slow cooker lads

Fucking HYPED

reminder that if you don't vote for labour this elect you're a dumb cunt who doesn't want privacy or freedom

https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/theresa-may-internet-conservatives-government-a7744176.html

@75023521
fuck off back to /b/

jeremy corbyn? you're GOD DAMN RIGHT i'll be voting for him

Unironically NEVER been friends with a girl. Beat that you fucking cunts

Janny applications are being accepted

Might pop in my CV and exact divine retribution upon all of you sadcases

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>den gram amber leev? you drying do be cheeky vid me mayte???

>>75023545
Honestly, I hate you

>>75023563
I have a dozen female friends

>>75023531
once got confronted at like 5am by some random drunk woman telling me I look like a girl when I was 15

>>75023563
same

>>75023531
Ethnics exhibit this sort of behavior at times

>>75023534
just whacked my kilo of pork right up to your mums ribs.

she's HYPED

>>75023569
Would delete both of these pakis jaws

>>75023582
And this brown cunt

>>75023464
Yeah it's incredibly depressing. Last time it happened was only a few days ago. I was sitting at a table with one friend and some middle aged woman a table over leans over and says I remind her of "this ugly girl who I went to school with". People are just the fucking worst

>>75023572
why?

>>75023521
get

>>75023569
hate paki shop and shops in general with really small counter spaces like this

sign of a runt shop

>>75023563
NEVER even SEEN a girl mate, get on my fucking level you twat

>>75023569
>U R 18

okay then, no need for I.D. I suppose.

>>75023475

4,2,6,3,1,5

give me a run for my money

>>75023600
sounds like she's mental. don't know what british people are like in general though

>>75023606
because you're getting political

>>75023609
Sign of an extremely comfy shop

>>75023575
If that's the worst you've got you're sitting pretty mate.

>>75023586
Savage

sippin bubbly for the lovely

>>75023543
decent post

>>75023633
yes, and?

>>75023475
I don't think my inferior ethnic traits could please those godesses desu

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>Janitors ARE...
>Volunteers: Janitors are uncompensated volunteers who should be genuinely interested in the betterment of their board, and the site as a whole.

>>75023626
*runs*

now I would like your money, please.

Alri Lads.

Just love me

Never been friends with a girl. Quite literally still at a 13 year old developmental level in that regard.

Never have had anyone tell me I'm ugly

I have scorned many 'gins and 'tists for their repulsive appearance however

I wanna be with you, ayy, I wanna be with

>>75023600

what makes you ugly? big nose or summat?

>>75023630
My friend was pretty shocked as well, tried to make me feel better by bitching about her for like 10 minutes. Worst is when an actual "friend" makes a comment like that though and that again has happend more than once and from more than one person.

just signed up to start tennis lessons again but I'm about 20kg overweight so I might look a tad ridiculous haha

haven't been friends with a girl since age 8, my peak

>>75023534
just whacked my kilo of pork in your mums slow cooker

>>75023475
>4

swear that's reeta chakrabarti off bbc news

>>75023697
bit of everything:
bug eyes
large nose
small/weak chin
large forehead/receeding hair
pretty much everything is an aesthetic failure

>>75023687
but what are your thoughts on valentina nappi?

the receding widow's peak's coming along especially well today

>>75023687
same

>>75023688
I have but it was banter with mates tbf

been asked out several times by girls though

sharpie in pooper

>>75023702
Went didn't you tell the old lady to fuck off??!!

>>75023727
Haha

Laughing @ u

2, 4, 1, 5, 3, 6

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reminder that the "i am greek" lad is a mod

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once spent 9 years siting in one spot staring at a wall then forced my only friend to cut off his arm

had a random come up and say I'm really good looking

>>75023747
too shocked/autistic usually the person is at least drunk before they make a hateful comment

>>75023677
rasheed.

>>75023770
things that did NOT happen

>>75023545
Theresa May is a dumbshit with no spine, her conference after the Labour rally was embarrassing
at least Corbyn sounds like he's trying

>>75023763
all me

young girl said i'm hot on omegle several years ago. last time i got a compliment

>>75023763
I hate that dickhead so fucking much

>>75023770

That was me lad and it was a joke haha.

went up to a random and said he's really good looking

Pound Sterling is crashing

>>75023770

is it opposite day?

>>75023757
tell me about it. If my family wasn't worth 8 figures I would have killed myself long ago.

>>75023770
honestly had some old woman come up to me and a girl two days ago and say I was really handsome

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>>75023727

not too dissimilar to me tbf. I kinda look like this guy (though I don't think he's ugly)

are you kv?

What's even the point of a gf, you know she has most likely been blacked and your cock will always be compared to her exes whether she has been blacked or not

>>75023814
>I kind of look like this guy

No you dont

get compliments regularly and have always assumed it's just what some people do

struggle to believe there are lads here who haven't had one in years

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzwG8IKVkG4

ah yes the 90s

>>75023814
wtf that guy is good looking

dunno who kv is

https://youtu.be/0XCtVLQVhIU?t=133

look at this fucking leftie gimp get completely BTFO by based tommy

>>75023805


is it? i bought my Hungarian currency yesterday for next week

RESULT

>>75023727
Shave hair
Inject test and tren
Lift weights
You'll look and feel much better

>>75023772
I would fucking snap if some one did that to me. Last month a loud British guy at a bar in Lae tried to steal my drink the bartender was making me, I told him to piss off and drink the pool water if he was that thirsty.

Have literally never heard of a white girl going out with a black lad

>>75023822
got a decent sized knob so I'm not really worried 2bh

>>75023847
kissless virgin lmao

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me on the left

>>75023805
Like your blood sugar level, better eat another deep fried butter stick you fat fucking cunt

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Remember at some party at the end of school some girl came up to me and said
>So you're anon right?
>Just saying hello because I don't think we've ever talked haha
Then I just said
>O-ok hey
And walked past her (I was leaving)
Pretty awkward desu

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Look like the bloke on the right but balding and with tiny eyebrows
Love life desu

>>75023879
o i have had kiss but never with sober girl am virgin and never had a date

>George Soros dead

Wew lad

Really hope I'm not posting with a crowd of uggos

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-39973864

>>75023903
almost had me runtoid

Ever see a real ugly lad with a decent girl?

Makes me wonder what you all could achieve if u weren't ailed with the 'tism

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How do you keep your girlfriend on a leash? What should/should not be tolerated? How do you punish your girlfriend for overstepping her boundaries?

> really enjoy cooking as a hobby
> vegetarian gf has told me to stop sending her pictures of the exquisite meat dishes I make because "all I can see is a dead animal"
fucking hell I need to upgrade to an omnivore gf pronto

>>75023903
jews don't die they just transfer their soul to a new host

>>75023947
yea. saw a fat babby face who looks like he plays nintendo all day with a solid 7/10

>>75023947
>giggle like a girl when I see the words 'ailed with the 'tism'
reckon it's a symptom?

Once killed a janny with just my bare hands lads

>>75023947
was staying at a motel in woy woy in april and saw this 150kg tub of lard with a smoking hot blonde, they even had a kid

guess the book cover thing is true after all

>>75023947
to be honest that shit pisses me off because it is against the lore of the world. It's like if suddenly I jumped and I kept floating, I need consistency.

Thing is fundamentally I care a lot about how people look, it is a sign of taste just like their opinions on books or films or whatever. I can't imaigne respecting someone who somehow managed to find me attractive as their taste is objectively terrible.

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>>75023900

just don't give up hope

take note of all the gargoyles walking around with decent girls. maybe flash your cash if you can

>>75023966
Why do vegans allow their dietary habits define their identity

>>75023910
he still has warrants out for his arrest it doesn't change anything

>>75023962
the fuck? you don't mate

if she does something out of order just break up with her. if she cares more about the relationship than you then she won't do anything out of order, and if she doesn't then you need to stop caring so much.

>>75023843
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCjG95sNoP8

used to play this on repeat in my room at 3am

very hot lads

>>75023995
the fuck you doing in woy woy lol

>>75023769
>then forced my only friend to cut off his arm
pretty solid banter

why are Weed smokers so unbelievably irritating?

>>75024011
Aha ur a whacky guy!

U tk him 2 da bar?

>>75024001
because all animals are cute fluffy bunnies that don't deserve to be eaten and hurt and it's just bad and stuff

>>75023997
Hit a little close to home

>>75023997
only reason I haven't killed myself is because my family is worth a little bit of money but that also means you are brought up to hide that you have money. I must admit though as the years have gone on I am getting more and more blaise about this. I've never had an actually attractive girl ask me to buy her things (not that I actually have much money) so I don't know what would happen if a girl did that.

>>75024016
grandparents live there, went up from sydney for easter

bit sick of all the virgin failures here 2bh

need to expel them to r9k for good

>>75024032
Because they think teh weed makes them worldly and open minded

Normally i just kick their head in and steal their drugs lmao

To the horrendously ugly lad with an 8 figure family

Why not just do what the Algerian did and spend cash on some vacuous Thai whores?

>>75024032
they're not
you're just listening to a vocal minority

>>75024072
>vacuous

big word for a small man

>>75024072
maybe he still has some self-respect or dignity?

There's so much I need to fix to become attractive I shan't bother and instead will just play video games

>>75024053

are you an old money public school type?

need to start using that to your advantage if you are

someone post Alan

>>75024072
well 1. the money isn't mine, just eventually I will have a significant part of it.
2. I have considered escorts but I'm not that bothered about not having actual sex what I crave is the emotional intimacy.

>>75023962
>How do you keep your girlfriend on a leash
You don't
>What should/shouldn't be tolerated
Too many variables, judge on a case by case basis
>How do you punish your girlfriend for overstepping boundaries.
If you had a legitimate reason for asking her not to do something, and you explained your feelings and felt they were valid, and she went ahead and did it anyway, there should be no 'punishment', just break up since you clearly aren't compatible. Then next time you find a girl you're interested in, explain why you broke up with the last girl, and ask her if she would be have been happy to oblige your request in the same situation, then you avoid repeating the same problems.

it's really about finding someone at least roughly on the same page as you as far as boundaries go, and being willing to practice what you preach. that being said, for most girls, if you try to 'keep them on a leash', they will just leave you pretty quick and find someone that affords them more freedom

Alan

>>75024096
Ugly people don't have that soz x

>>75024111
not really old money only 4 generations, but yes public school.

>>75024072
>enabling thots with your money

>>75024127
yeah whaddup kid

sometimes I think about the people at my ISP laughing at my search results before dialing triple zero

LAH LAH LAH LA LOLAAAAA

Well IM NOT THE WORLDS MOST PASSIONATE GUY

>>75024149
You the homeless fella I share a fag with outside tesco sometimes?

>>75024157
>triple zero
wossat?

I used to poke fun at vegetarians/vegans about the whole "don't hurt le fluffy animals :((( waahh" thing, but I secretly thought in the back of my head that there was more to their eating habits than that

after getting to know some of them though, their entire philosophy is literally "don't hurt le fluffy aminalsss waaahhhhh thats mean", and not much else.

>>75024184
australian version of whatever you lot dial for cops/ambulance/firefighters

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2017/may/19/juno-dawson-cant-be-24-hour-sexual-fantasy-dating-trans-woman

Day of the fucking rope when

>>75024200
I was a vegetarian for 2 years to lose weight

>>75024200
as far as philosophies go that one is ironclad

Fucking hate those selfie videos on Facebook made by alpha male normie men in their white van on their way to their normie jobs bantering about stupid shit in their shitty Geordie or southern accents that somehow get millions of views. fucking seething

>>75024200
A lot of them think that if no one ate meat there'd be a huge over-abundance of food in the world and nobody'll go hungry

>>75024238
Love em mate, simple as

Dapper laughs

>>75024238
alri neetrunt

just applied for a position in the elite janitorial team lads

really hope to make a difference ya know

>>75024238
worst are the chads who go to ibiza and make vlogs showing all these hot girls in their bed and kissing them and shit

>>75024238
quite like 'em 2bh

*cracks open a can of stella*

>>75024253
haven't heard that one before

The only argument I actually agree with is the environmental aspect - it'd be a lot more environmentally friendly to not eat meat. But I also don't care enough about that to not eat meat hahaha

been trying to install a simple GBA/GBC emulator that just werks on my Linoox computer all day

*lies down in front of the runt cage, opens it with a remote control and waits for the runts to spampede on my bollocks*

>>75024269
>>75024238
umm sweetie stop being jealous xxxxx

>>75024269
>chads
FOY

have never used facebook because I have no friends but it just sounds like the worst possible runt-hive website in existence

can't wait for it to eventually go away

Hope we get a new janny in here
Don't like maintenance just love anti-janny posting simple as

>>75024293
it's less clearcut than you'd think. economically speaking, that is cost of production versus caloric yield, strict vegetarianism isn't that much better.

>>75024304
Interesting fusion

going to do some fine dining and casino gambling today

Say hello to your new custodian

Step 1: purge virgins and uggos, banish them back to britfeel

Every time this happens I'm completely amazed that anyone applies

>>75024303
>Linoox
same with the Wii but Dolphin isn't working

>>75024332
everytime a new janny comes in, without fail, they try and flex their muscles in here and there's an absolute meltdown

love it

>>75024340
how does that work when we already have animals eating plants for us, which we then eat in turn

surely cutting the animals out would and just eating the plants ourselves would save a lot of energy

>>75024397
apparently you have to send gook your photo ID, name, address, NI number
all for the privilege of reporting posts to the actual mods

*flexes my figurative janitorial muscles*

>>75024404
>cowtits
>thunder thighs
>flabby arms

disgusting pig would not shag

>>75024450
Jan get this rat

ah yes, the nintendo wii, colloquially known as the nintendo piss

>>75023422
expat here

If I were the janitor I'd honestly turn this place into fucking ashes. You'd all be quivering in your seats, knowing that the moment you stepped even one micron out of line, I'd fucking rain down on you like a tonne of janny bricks

thankfully I'm not enough of a sadcase to be a janny, but if my situation ever changes then you lot are in for a hellish experience under my boot

>>75024144

should be milking that for all it's worth

a lot of girls would be still be attracted to the chinless toff

>>75024482
excellent post

there's a plethora of cute available girls all over town but NONE are my girlfriend

thoughts on this state of affairs?

>>75024444
because vegetables have less calories in them than meat, so a diet sustained by vegetables would require a large amount than one with meat as a foundation of it.

that's where people argue there's an issue. the fact that you need more to make up for the lack of calories in vegetables means more is consumed which increases amount of vegetables shipped, transported, farmed etc. Humans will fuck up the environment no matter what we eat.

Roughly 80% of my friends on facebook are Corbynista runtoids

will be spectacular watching the rage, tears and screeches of "I hate this fucking country!!!" when Mummy May rapes them nation wide

if you do not recognise the following names you should NOT be posting here:


COM
CFY
Manchester/Ryan Scholes
Purgatory
Pwnstar91/GaryRidgway
Flip
UTV

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>Pasty ginger pube runtoid
>Has the voice of a 7ft tall black man

https://youtu.be/Jc6ZVF5pgqs

Not so sure about this one

>>75024445
Surely the salary must be fairly adequate, at least fitting enough for the faff, the effort, and the trust placed in a bunch of random mods/admins on an Alaskan throat-singing database?

Boss took us for tapas lads, was rather tasty.

Two cervezas though, productivity will plummet for the rest of the day hehe

Currently taking a dump.

would go vegetarian if I didn't need meat for gains. even today I was eating some steak and was quite bothered it came from a friendly cow

just too difficult to get enough protein otherwise

>>75024526
wrong, a vegetable based diet would have a far lower environmental footprint than a meat based one

don't give a toss though because I like the taste of meat

Reminder that people who have curry sauce with their fish and chips need to top themselves with immediate effect

>>75024541
>utv

god his stalker was hilarious

>>75024577
>what are eggs

Fuck cows and chickens

Who gives a fuck, they're made for our consumption its nature

phwoar turn on countdown lads

rachel's got a bad voice today and she sounds sexy as fuck

don't think I'd heard of chris cornell 2bh

listening to a bit of soundgarden now though. they're alri

>>75024555
>He took the beer offer from his boss during work hours
HOWLING at this runt
Hope you like the job centre music you absolute fuck up

>>75024585
if people ate primarily vegetables, we'd have to farm a lot more. they're usually bulkier than meat in selling form so they'd require more trucks to ship more produce.

this isn't my argument. this is a proper argument put forward by people who don't buy the mickey mouse myth of "if every ate vegies the world would be better"

Anya Olsen is a nice bit of stuff

if i had money i'd make a /brit/ clubhouse for everyone and would grow it into an institution akin to the Freemasons

>>75024595

not saying it's impossible but there's much less variety. comes down to convenience innit

>>75024200
If you can avoid causing suffering, then you should avoid causing suffering.

hate janny love /brit/

>he doesn't have malwarebytes

creasing. enjoy your ransomware

unironically applied to become a janitor

>>75024636

am a lana rhoades man me

>>75024644

we can call it Beta Phi Mosis

Sweet robberies

>>75024526
yes, but farm animals currently eat vegetables which need to be farmed in order to feed the animals, which we then eat in turn

if we get rid of all the animals and just eat all the veggie crap ourselves we'd cut out the middle man and it'd be a lot more efficient, since there's no massive cows in the middle shitting out buckets of energy every day that could just be going straight into the human population

>>75024633
>if people ate primarily vegetables, we'd have to farm a lot more
no, we'd farm less because we don't need the land to grow plants for the animals to eat, just land for the plants we need.

>they're usually bulkier than meat in selling form so they'd require more trucks to ship more produce.
this is likely true

>>75024672
i do enjoy it in fact

>>75024672
got some very pesky adware atm but idk how and just cba to get rid of it

>>75024649
buy some protein powder bullshit then

Irishman here

AMA

>using windowns
>getting virals
heh
*spends 3 hours trying to install a gameboy emulator that works*

*sends you all friend requests*

blimey

>>75024737
What's your handle?

>>75024747
*clicks decline*

>>75023422
expat to the uk here

>>75024651
Animal suffering literally doesn't matter. They're not intelligent and nothing changes if a chicken lives a happy life or a fucking miserable one. Because it's a chicken.

Obviously we should avoid causing unnecessary torture and suffering because doing otherwise would be a bit weird, but on the other hand, if I want to eat steak I'm perfectly happy with a dumb, otherwise completely useless animal being killed for it.

should i have a g&t lads?

>>75024712
run malwarebyes, superantispyware, combofix, hitmanpro, tdsskiller and it should do the trick

Got scared in the toilet and got off the train now I'm stranded at a small station in the lake district

>>75024767
Does human suffering matter?

big guy like me with a big beard

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*lets mum on the laptop for 1 day*

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I feel if I were the janny, i'd rule from my elevated throne. I'd engage you, the simpletons, and entertain your elementary joys and needs but it'd be in the same way a parent entertains the nonsensical ramblings of their child. The child would act and play all the while knowing that a misstep would result in punishment from dear old daddy, and that's where I stand with you all. The deliverer of punishment if you were to cross not only the rules of the house but also the rules of myself.

a blade perennially dangling above your heads, held by a hair. I would be death, always near and waiting for an excuse to visit.

>>75024721

I DIDN'T SAY THERE'S NOTHING TO EAT I SAID THERE'S MUCH LESS VARIETY YOU FUCKING BARNACLE

>>75024798
Yes, because humans are intelligent and can actually create and do things. Letting humans suffer curbs this.

Animal suffering doesn't matter because all they do is shit and fuck and make random grunting noises.

>>75023563
nothing special, just a mate you'd totally dick

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ah yes

>>75024747

reminder that I have befriended multiple /brit/ personalities on facebook

>>75024672
>he doesn't have Common Sense™ 2017 Edition®
>he doesn't have RKhunter to fight off the MI5

>all they do is shit and fuck and make random grunting noises.
actually slightly more than Ive ever achieved hahahaha lads

should i have a g&f lads?

>>75024782
>having to pay for things
ahh youre joking, shan't be bothering with this. Besides I'm up to date with the sexiest games of the year now, and i think i've got a lifetime supply of irn bru on the way
*tries to close pop-up that opens in a new window each time i close it*

>>75024861
what

>it's real

what???

>>75024836
Ok so suffering/happiness of really stupid humans (90% of them, but 100% of this thread) doesn't matter either then.

>>75024828
alri

*makes random grunting noises*

>>75024861

Did he ever get that letter or whatever someone posted to him recently?

>>75024883
they are all free

>>75024651
Death is not suffering. I agree we should avoid suffering, chicken farms and many other animal farms are completely fucked up and also unhealthy for people because they are literally building anti-biotic resistant super bacteria.

that said, farming animals humanely then killing them in a humane fashion is fine, it is natural. If we can avoid suffering, we should, but if we can't avoid it we shouldn't feel bad for eating meat like we do naturally.

Look at how the big cats hunt by crushing windpipes and ripping out carotid arteries and look how far we've come already.

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thoughts on muslims killing this innocent young girl

>>75024894

sorry m8 bit antsy tonight

>>75024836
How do you feel about the fact that we are all figments of your imagination and than when you die, the universe shall cease to exist?

Rafi stone is in Vietnam the nonce

>>75024861
need to show the US immigration services this picture

>>75024870
Thought he was talking about women until I found his actual post

>>75024546
make fun of archie again and i will personally take the next ferry over from holyhead and bang you out mate

>>75024917
All I know for sure is that I am not a figment of his imagination

>>75024910
Shame we'll never see her get blacked

>>75024934
literally perfect

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WTF

>>75024934
m u m m y

>>75024936
Anglesey mentioned

>>75024893
depends how stupid

if they're proper disabled mutant sorts who can't communicate or anything then euthanasia is definitely the kindest thing for them and society at large, yes

Imagine being called Nigella lmao

>>75024702
a lot of what's fed to cows isn't really vegetable fit for human consumption. it's rubbish scraps. that's why places make such big fucking deals about when their cows don't eat shit.

calorically, we are better off eating meat until we accept paste as the future.

>>75024908
>it is natural


Oh yeah, how's that.

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters.

>>75024947
>the german vegan with a nigger cuck fetish
colour me surprised

>>75024934
Why can't all the mature ladies look like that?

I blame Labour

>>75024970
We're part of nature and we're evolved to eat meat.

Just cracking into my first beer of the day. Instantly feel much better.

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6ft guy on left. 5ft11 on right

LIDL orange juice is peng

Purchased a train ticket for 76.50
at least I saved £40 by sitting in the toilet for an hour

>>75023599
Come and get it, paddy.

>>75024976
anyone can see, nothing really matters,
nothing really matters to me

>>75025005
the state of ya

>>75025009
what is this cunts life ay

>>75024992
If we're part of nature isn't everything we do natural then.

ah yes, the ol' lonely friday afternoon before the good ol lonely friday night
an absolute classic

>>75024998
iktfb, shame i'm on the blueys atm

just listened to Tim's guitar playing
it really is something else

>>75025005
are you getting a train to mars or something

don't think I've ever paid more than like £15 for a ticket somewhere, and that's with a return

Need a wank but need to go to work in 20 mins

don't worry lads windows defender will protect against ransomware

fucking STATE of tim is there any way to report him to the health authorities

>>75025042
paid something like £250 to get to london once

>>75025051

fuck off newfag

business idea: mashed potato castles

>>75025066
fuck off tim

>>75025042
paid 35 quid for off peak 1 hour journey outside of london, FUCKING JOKE

>>75025021
Been a very grim day
>>75025042
Edinburgh to Birmingham
need the railways nationalising ASAP

business idea: if the tories win the election, emigrate to another country

>>75024966
>Imagine being called Nigella lmao

I mean you could. The first amendment makes it OK.

>>75024961
ummm thats ynys môn anglo shitlord xx

>>75024917
have put this to you lot several times but you little shit figments don't seem to like it very much

>>75025074
wouldn't brick be better?

>>75024908
We don't use antibiotics in the meat or dairy industry. Our mass farms are actually quite ethical. There was a scandal in the papers a long time ago about Bernard Mathews turkey farms, they were very cruel to the turkeys in certain farms. They were put under investigation, loads of people were fired. If you look in the supermarkets here, you only really see free range eggs, or at least, those are the only ones people really buy. There are caged hen eggs available, never known anyone to buy them though. All that being said, all our meat slaughter ethics go out the window when it comes to Muslims, we basically let them sacrifice their own meat while they sing a phlegm laden prayer and dance around like chimps while it bleeds out.

>>75025051
Just send a letter to Oxford Health. Tim shows their address in every video.

once paid £30 1 hour train from Canterbury to London during super off peak

rail is fucked here why isn't it as good as the continent? is it publicly owned there?

>>75025031
Depends on the scale you're looking at I guess. I would suggest things we do that harm our existence such that it is bred out by evolution through natural selection isn't natural, because nature is selecting the right evolutionary traits.

Others would say we're all here so we're all completely natural and nothing we do is un-natural, even voluntary permanent contraception like a vasectomy, trans-genderism and suicide.

>>75025093
>if

you mean when, nobody will miss you when you piss off back to pakistan rasheed

>>75025120
>We don't use antibiotics in the meat or dairy industry
do we not? do we just let the animals rough it out if they get ill

>>75025154
>when
nahhhhhhhh

AUSTRALIA SUCKS!!!

australia sucks my willy pls

coaches are just as good as trains anyway

20% of the cost as well

>>75025120
I'm not talking just about Britain here I was talking about humans worldwide. I know many western countries are good with it but China is fucking horrible for pumping every anti-biotic they can afford into every animal they see. I also have a problem with Halal meat though.

>>75025184
300% of the time though is the problem

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>how do they know where I am? only dpd and oxford health know my location
>and there you can see amersham hill

>>75025184
>coaches
horrific experience

>>75025157
obviously antibiotics are used to treat animals that get an infection, but that's not too often. the difference is in places like the USA, the antibiotics are fed to all cattle, as part of their diet, to avoid infection. the conditions on their mass farms are much worse than ours.

Willy bum bum willy willy bum bum.

>>75025184
ah yes I would like to turn my 3 hour journey into an 8 hour motion sickness ride, yeess thank you very much

>>75025157
Not sure about you but all Aussie beef/chicken/pork I buy says 'anti-biotic free' on it. They probably kill the sick ones.

>>75025184
Literally no one believes that. Not even the people who run the coach companies.

Trains are the fucking best method of transportation yet devised.

>>75025154
>piss off back to pakistan rasheed
ah yes the racist runt instantly assumes that I'm a paki
grow up you child

RORKE

>>75025184
coaches were only fun when you were a 12-16 year old lad on a school trip with a bunch of mates being little douchebags

>>75025146
I find it funny when birds get into buildings and everyone freaks out about nature having invaded the social arena.

>>75025214
those yanks really are the worst aren't they

>>75025249
>lose one election
>emigrate
>calling other people children

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>I find it funny when birds get into buildings and everyone freaks out about nature having invaded the social arena.

>leaks government information
>gets charged with rape or something

like a budget action film lol

>>75025184

alri buswanker

>>75025051
Pretty sure someone here emailed oxford health about Tim before

>>75025270
a robin once got into our kitchen once and my fucking mongtastic giganormie housemate freaked the absolute FUCK out

I had to go in and just open the window and calmly shoo the bird out, was over in literally 3 seconds

hate normies, never seen such a reaction in my life

New thread where?

>>75025324
>>75023422

>>75025249
you're saying that if the only party that has any tad of nationalism left in them wins you will leave

you're definitely not british that's for sure

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>>75025288
there's nothing childish about moving to another country where the politics are more to my taste

this country and the people in it do not want to make the leaps forward to improve it

>>75025339
>nationalism
it's nothing to do with the nationalism, it's to do with all of their other retarded policies
christ you're a dumb cunt

I have a theory I shall develop for the next thread

>>75025330
Thanks for nothing at all you cheeky Limey fuck.

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>>75025358

SMASHING post

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>Thanks for nothing at all you cheeky Limey fuck.

http://i.imgur.com/qVEALFv.gifv
whats wrong with her?

>>75025198
>>75025221
>>75025233
>>75025233

suppose brum to edinburgh is a bit long but I use the national express anywhere south of yorkshire. not gonna get mugged off by virgin trains

>>75025360
labour is a fucking joke and lib dems are just EU plants

tory is the only option

>>75025403
'T

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>nationalism

You Brits don't even know road trips. Try driving from Boston to Atlanta some time.