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>>75014453

holy shit I have a machete for gardening

The machete is the ultimate weapon.

>>75014453
Amazing.

>>75014854
Why? Too poor to afford some cheap central american gardner?

>>75015337
Real men do their own gardening.

>>75015491

This.

>>75015491
Making your kids assist you is also acceptable

>>75016337
Also this. It is important to show them how to be a man.

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to me, it's M-7 bayonet knife.

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plebs, all of you

Best assassin tool is the butter knife.

>>75016632
yall niggas aint won a war since the romans

>>75014854
nice try Eduardo Spicguarez but we all know you use it to behead rival cartel members

>>75016777
>Murdering each other like animals with huge slabs of metal
>Not dueling to the first blood with other gentlemen, and killing only if your honor is in danger
Barbaric

>>75016777
nice trips.

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Noice.

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i like a good utilitarian sword

>>75017485
You like a dildo at best.

>>75017544
t. eternally irrelevant third world shithole.
hope the krauts finish you off in ww4

>>75017584
Well your culture is already being erased by a bunch of Jamals and Ahmeds ibn Mahmadins while our culture and identity is intact despite three patritions.

>>75017723
your """culture"""
you got blacked by the fucking arabs years ago during the crusades.

>>75017853
We didn't participate in crusades to holy land aside from one prince you idiot.

>>75016632
Foils are capped ("foiled") by definition you mong. A smallsword (spadino) is what youre looking for.

greatswords>>>>>>>>>>

There is a reason why pretty much entire Europe used a longsword.

>>75014453
machete Is relevant today, the rest don't