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lauren

masturbating

By the nines!

Gonna try and beat my personal no sleep record, what is your lads longest without sleep?

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>>75012908

heading to Kvatch, you lads need anything?

>>75012909
same, edging sorta

>>75012908
ugly right wing cunt

>>75012918
lmao that's the parking validation selfie

i think the UAE is unsustainable because it's literally a metropolis in the desert

like fuck, that can't last

as well the climate is increasing, and nobody wants to live in a place where 50 degrees during the day is the norm

>>75012913
only like 40 hrs
i get extremely bored by that point and forget why i bothered staying up in the first place

>>75012909
I'm still feeling bad about my performance last night

>>75012925
martin septim

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Thailad getting ripped to pieces this morning.

>>75012918
wish he would vlog more

Love My Fair Lady desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEcX9gNVg1U

Top tier comfy film.

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... saw the Hero of Kvatch at 5 May 2017 .. did not meet me behind the temple ...

i actually like thailad
whys he getting battered

>>75012943
they get their water from the sea
and so long as the money keeps pouring in they are fine

its like how Vegas survives on pure human degeneracy

is there anything worse than the edgy retard-tier humour of aussies on the internet?

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What's your opinion on dagos, lads?

>>75012943
Now I know you're a fucking raghead.

No one (No One) in this thread gives a steaming pile of dog feces about a bunch of sheikhs in the desert artificially propping up their economy.

might get into cosplay

seems like a fun community

Man enough to admit on an online anonymous Mongolian cave painting forum that I did a cry over a reddit post

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>omg it's the famous thai lad

>>75012913
6 days though with blackouts for no more than an hour near the end of it

Doing a bit of the ol' ADD

>>75012975
He lives in the per capita (corrected for Chinese benefactors) STD capital of Asia. Ergo, he has something syphilitic

>>75012942
You know your Tim
>>75012961
>post video about guy being attacked by a muslim gang for trying to interview a Labour councillor
>mongs fixate on trying to poke every little detail on something I said.
wew

>>75012977
Cannot think of anything. Wished they'd fuck off desu

>>75012976
yeah but how educated is their population? are expats going to continue going there, it's unbearably humid and hot there, as well as being an islamic country where most people aren't comfortable living in

>>75012943
the refugee crisis in 2050 will be horrendous
bangladesh will be underwater and the middle east/north africa will be suffering massive drought and lack of resources
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2009/nov/03/global-warming-climate-refugees

>>75012984
had a dago gf in highschool, thought she would be my wife one day but she turned into a total sket

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The Second Battle of Lincoln occurred at Lincoln Castle on Saturday 20 May 1217.

In 1216, Prince Louis of France entered London and proclaimed himself King of England.

William Marshal, a knight of great skill and prowess, served as regent for the infant king Henry III.

Approximately 400 knights, 250 crossbowmen, and a larger auxiliary force of both mounted and foot soldiers were assembled and marched toward Lincoln.

The French commander Perche was offered a surrender, but fought to the death as his forces collapsed.

The looting that took place afterwards is known as the "Lincoln Fair". The citizens of Lincoln were loyal to Louis so Henry's forces sacked the city.

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>>75012937
fuck off you cuck

>>75012975
they're jealous because thailad is well liked by the vast majority of /brit/ posters, meanwhile they're hated because all they do is spew vitriol

>>75013029
how many pages was it mate

less than 90?

I like Thailad. He's a quality poster even if he is a nonce

>>75012975
Because he's dumb and gives rorkes a bad name with his stupidity.

i like making fun of thailad even though i like him, he always handles the banter well enough

>>75012943
>the climate is increasing
increasing climate is a worry

i wish i could say global warming was a myth but it isn't and we should be worried

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>come on anon, let's go talk to thailad

>>75013035
it's concise and conveys a powerful message

can't reccomend it enough desu

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>>75013029
>fuck off you cuck
no

Lads how can we be certain that any mediaeval battle/event actually took place? What if a bunch of butthurt Anglos just made up Agincourt or something?

>Tfw Cass and Crowley are dead and gone for good

I'm impressed Supernatural had the balls to kill them both.

>>75013004

Starcraft marathon?

>>75013015
The end of our lives is going to see the final death blows of the west.
So much to look forward to...
-Africa's population exploding to record numbers
-Influx of criminal and disruptive immigrants to all areas of the west
-Potential proxy wars with Chinese involvement
-More false flags b/w Russia completely fabricated by the media
-Food shortages and astronomical pricing, even for the GMO shit
-Dying dollar
-Beginning of the end for Whites
-Open racism towards whites allowed as less white men are in police force/military

Just the tip of the iceberg. Definitely considered stabbing people in the back to get a banking job in the Netherlands Antilles

>>75013055
love a girl with a big head

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Ah yes

>>75012975

The psuedo-tripfaggery is cancer

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me Glarthir the Bosmer in my rented flat in Skingrad on 6 Second Seed, 3rd Era

one might say southern is the ayn rand of our time

https://youtu.be/hekyw9Liuac#t=61

>>75013094
that's an insult to rand, which is saying something

Doing a bit of the ol' ADD

>>75013082
white people are going to flee to eastern europe and thusly into the russian sphere of influence as the eu will have collapsed by then and russia will become a superpower

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>>75013093
GLARTHIR ARE YOU ALRIGHT
DO YOU NEED HELP?

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The Sack of Magdeburg refers to the destruction of the largely Protestant city of Magdeburg on 20 May 1631.

Magdeburg, then one of the largest cities in Germany, never recovered from the disaster.

The citizens of Magdeburg had turned Protestant already in 1524. The Swedish king was a Lutheran Christian, and many of Magdeburg's residents were convinced that he would aid them in their struggle against the Roman Catholics.

After the city fell, Imperial soldiers supposedly went out of control and started to massacre the inhabitants. Of the 30,000 citizens, only 450 remained.

Pope Urban VIII expressed his satisfaction that "the nest of heretics" was destroyed.

anything anyone has ever done is deduced down to their skin colour and/or religion

if you disagree you're a numale cuck libtard leftie

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Mate at work rated my attention to detail at 3/10

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anyone get to watch this kino in school?

>>75013104

>MFw genuinely enjoyed Atlas Shrugged

I don't understand leftists mindset especially those who want the minimum wage raised in Mcjobs, wouldn't that entirely fuck over the wealthy? You know considering a lot of foreigners they rely on need those jobs to maintain themselves

>>75013155
epic satirical post reddit XDD

>>75013138
I genuinely love the look of Oblivion. I'd describe it as"creamy"

>>75013158
fuck off paki paedo prick

>>75013158
should've renamed the file for those not in the know
Pan's Labyrinth

>>75013166
>want the minimum wage raised in Mcjobs, wouldn't that entirely fuck over the wealthy?
it would entirely fuck over themselves more

>>75013167
liam

>>75013015
>>75013082

>the refugee crisis in 2050 will be horrendous

not really

life in africa and the indian subcontinent will be significantly better in 2050 than it is now

both regions are rapidly modernizing and as they do people will have no reason to leave

you should be skeptical of anyone claiming 'x will be underwater by [insert year] because such predictions have a history of not coming true

a decade ago people said new york city would be underwater by now and that the entirety of africa would be desert

>>75013175
i'm not sure how you reached such a conclusion. are you suggesting some sort of sexual tone within my post? because you must have quite a warped mind if so, mate
and it's set in spain

>>75013181
yes?

>>75013167
>implying thaiwank doesn't think like that

>>75013173
I liked the look of it better than how grey and filthy everything looked in Skyrim
and it wasn't filthy in a cool exotic way like Morrowind was, or in a rustic medieval way like Daggerfall

>>75013102
They don't do that shit in NI.
The local kneebreakers are still around. Foreigners are polite.

MABUSHI HIZASHI WO SE NI HASHIRIDASHU

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>i'm not sure how you reached such a conclusion. are you suggesting some sort of sexual tone within my post? because you must have quite a warped mind if so, mate

Is a numale someone who listens to numetal

>>75013214
gary numan actually

>>75013180

Right, right, not thinking right due to lack of sleep but that's what I meant. Everything so called anarchists leftists want would entirely fuck themselves over which is absolutely fucking hilarious. No idea if they are doing it for irony or if they are fucking clueless.

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>>75013213

The Yangzhou massacre took place on May 20, 1645 in Yangzhou, China, during the Qing dynasty.

The massacre lasted ten days after the city fell on May 20, 1645. Traditionally, the number of victims was reported close to 800,000.

The book An Account of Ten days at Yangzhou by Wang Xiuchu, (English translation and annotation by Lynn A. Struve) was a first-person eyewitness account of the massacre:

>The women were bound together at the necks with a heavy rope—strung one to another like pearls... Babies lay everywhere on the ground. The organs..were smeared in the dirt...the combination of green and red was producing a spectrum of colors.
>Then fires started everywhere, and the thatched houses. Those who had hidden themselves beneath the houses were forced to rush out.. and as soon as they came out, in nine cases out of ten, they were put to death on the spot.

>>75013240
nah no worries at least they didn't need to live witht the pain

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What if we just engineered a virus to kill all the blacks? We could give it specificity by having the virus gain access to the cytosol via the black's unique membrane bound hip hop proteins.

The Tonite Show w/ Jymmy Fallon

>60% of posts in the last 3 minutes have been mine
fucking hell lads step it up

i like girls who are into memes

>>75013207
Send a few to the motherland, cheers.

>>75013198
the forests were the best part imo

>>75013195
why are you so angry and racist

>>75013207
Are there many shitskins in NI at all?

Just realized post packages are really easy to open if you leave them in the freezer beforehand

>>75013290
eh some of them felt really samey
the great forest area was good because it was so dense and the trees were actually big
even if it felt a bit cut and paste it was still fun to wander around

I really enjoyed playing the first time and not realizing fast travel was a thing so I just wandered aimlessly in the wild until I wandered into Kvatch by accident after being chased off into the woods for miles by some random guard for killing a farmer

>>75013102
>that intro
>that camera and mic quality
>that setup
>those cups
>LE MAYNE STREEM MEADEEUH BEE BEE SEE ARE HIDING IT FROM U
>Thomas Schnadelbach

/brit/ is very very slow

>>75013181
>>75013294
alri
none of above those were me btw

1862, May 20 – U.S. President Abraham Lincoln signs the Homestead Act into law.

In all, more than 270 million acres of public land was given away free to 1.6 million homesteaders.

Any adult who had never taken up arms against the U.S. government could apply.

During the 1800s, the bulk of immigrants and applicants were from Europe.

Settlers found land and staked their claims, usually in individual family units, although others formed closer knit communities.

It was common practice for the eligible children of a large family to claim nearby land as soon as possible. After a few generations, a family could build up a sizable estate.

The Homestead Act of 1862 gave rise later to a new phenomenon, large land rushes.

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have we hit peak-rorke

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me Timothy James Byrne in my rented flat in High Wycombe and i'm about to FUCK THIS PLACE UP

>>75013286
England is a lost cause. You have destroyed yourselves. There is no rewind button.

>>75013381
They are hiding it though, if whites did that to an old coloured man it would be national news.

>>75013381
Agreed but I feel like you're somewhat missing the point.

>>75013369
i meant in terms of aesthetic. there was a lot of bloom but it made the forest look so cozy.

oblivion was good overall though, liked it more than skyrim

>>75013430
Which news outlets made a story of it?

>>75013294
cause my mum has a black bf

>>75013407
>This mod cannot be threatened. I conceal carry and I'd love to show any one of you my skills.

JANNY'S GOT A GUN

>>75012882
oi whats goin on ya cheeky chavs

>>75013458
I'll crack your head in lad, don't pretend to be me

>>75013449
Non, exactly what I mean you mong.

>>75013409
you're probably right at this point.
>>75013449
haven't found any

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>>75013406
I remember someone on here saying there are farms in Australia which are so huge they have never been reliably measured before, some people sitting on land larger than Belgium

imagine owning that much land? the Irish in me is hard from the thought

>>75013408
are those nikes

>My name is Jennifer, I'm a go with the flow type of person. I have 3 boys who will always come first.

I'm just really confused at this mind set.
She could say "My boys are the world to me."
Instead, she chooses "(yeah you are basically my bank account now, just do it, what's the worst that could happen) I have 3 boys who will always come first".
I'm sad for how fucking stupid they are but that's the tragedy of the commoner.

only reason yanks have any respect on this board is because of liam and his wiki spamming

>>75013479
you visit england often mate?

>>75013407
cringing

cold out

don't know what those climate change wankers are on about

>>75013494
I am not the wiki spammer

>>75013477
Because it's not fucking newsworthy like the shit tons of other boring fucking vids that end up on JewTube, you utter fucking tit

>>75013480
the total acreage of Oz clay owned by bongs is greater than the UK's area

>>75013496
was there last july, probably going around Aug/Sep/Oct this year.

>>75013494
that's liam?
doubt it
i like footballyank and corbynyank

>>75013407
how much financial compensation does this man receive for his efforts?

>>75013510
Stop pretending lad

England can still be saved come on mate just kill all the pakis it's easy. Race war, simple as. Love pints.

>>75013487
yeezys

>>75013511
Um yes it is just like cat bin lady was

>>75013526
more than you, you fucking dinkum

I am the apex Yank.

Bout to use a suppository
so nauseous right now

>>75013548
get out of here you complete rodent

>>75013549
>>75013552
snap

>>75013511
>Because it's not fucking newsworthy
Actual headline:
>Vile racists slip pork scratchings into BBC journalist's shopping...but she's NOT a Muslim

proto-leaf

little fiber pellets, Psyllium pellets, always break when I do the suppository (can't swallow pills well). Found out that freezing them makes them much easier to put in. They won't break.

>>75013556
think you'll find this is the /brit/ thread you gum-sucking, kangaroo-fucking dickhead

>>75013544
Cat bin lady was doing God's work. Should build a statue to commemorate her noble efforts in removing paki pets from our world

>ban cousin marriage
>pakis leave

Woah, it's the law that saves the UK!

>>75013559

Should tell the Daily Express. They love shit like that

>>75013480
Anna Creek Station
>Anna Creek Station has an area of roughly 6,000,000 acres (24,000 km2; 9,400 sq mi) which is slightly larger than Israel., over seven times the size of the United States' biggest ranch, which is 825,000 acres

We had a ranch here worth $750 million. It was bought by a member of the Walmart family

Another famous one we had was the XIT ranch, which was 3 million acres.

>>75013575
exactly, it's /brit/ not /virginrunt/ where you belong

now jog on you mollusc

>>75013599
I'm sure they're aware of it by now, it did it's rounds on social media.

>>75013609
He's right, you should fuck off to your own general and shitpost your tedious unfunny crap

>>75013480
it's just brown garbage. every plan the government has to get people out there fails miserably.

>>75013609
>exactly, it's /brit/
so go play on the rails already, crow-bait

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>>75013612

>>75013621
>>75013617
check that left hand corner of the flag and try again sweaty ;)

>>75013474
fuck off you imposter i am the real liam

thailad do a stream an i'll call in and prove that i'm liam

hows this make you feel chaps

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1494795490506.webm

>>75013637
Yes, this is /brit/, not fucking /cuckstamp/. Now shit off JF.

>>75013617
Straya and NZ is one of us. If you don't like what they say dry your eyes.

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>>75013639
nah jog on

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>>75013637
hm, last time i checked this piece of land definitely wasn't britain
you can get going now, try not to drop your petrol can on the way out

>>75013639
@work

>>75013660
don't know why you do this

>>75013652
SCREAMING

>>75013659
>Straya and NZ is one of us.
ah yes, the troublemaking paki is back

I giggle when people say "only God can judge me." God is not the only one judging you. I am judging you and by judging I mean profiling. I am analyzing and assessing your psychological and behavioral characteristics. I'm looking at the biometrics and atmospherics of your existence. I am doing this so I can predict your capabilities in a certain sphere or to assist in identifying a particular subgroup of people. So God is not the only one judging you and I don't care about your feelings.

Harry Daghlian Jr. (May 4, 1921 – September 15, 1945) was a physicist with the Manhattan Project which designed and produced the atomic bombs that were used in World War II.

He accidentally initiated a fission reaction and irradiated himself.

>>75013652
Sexy shoes

>>75013667
SHAGGY!

>>75013667
>>75013654
*goes to leave*
*picks up petrol can*
*drops it and it spills*

omg literally dying of embarrassment haha

my name is tim cromwell and i deserve respect

>>75013680
nasty way to die

>>75013652
>>75013660
ahh yes just what i came to /brit/ to see

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indica shatter
sativa distillate
add a drop of distillate to your dab...you're soaring away

>>75013675
I'm from the whitest part of the UK you laughable embarrassing mong.

>>75013652
jesus christ

>>75013716
is that maple taffy lmao

>>75013716

lance?

>>75013719
>i'm the only paki in the village

>>75013697
Crusty jugglers

>design the atom bombs
>soviet union steals the designs
ah yes the so called "allies"

>>75013652
bollocks well and truly pulverised

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>I'm from the whitest part of the UK you laughable embarrassing mong.

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*bursts through the door and heems thailad*

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>>75013724
actually you can eat distillate and it will get you high
i suppose you could make a medicated maple syrup with distillate

>>75013732
no

Why do nasty little Ukippers love this general?

Good night

>calls it manhatten project
>not actually built in manhatten
ah yes the so called "allies"

>>75013767
*locks door behind you*
Now you CAN'T leave!

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>dad walks into my room
>"i'm gonna google 'Single Jewish Women' for you"
>tell him the Torah forbids relationships between Jews and Non-Jews
>he signs and walks away

it's a whole other feel when you no longer suspect, but can actively see that your elderly father in his 70s is saddened and concerned by your incel

>italians aren't the master rac-
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurobeat

>>75013773
why are young white middle class men drawn to anime and reactionary politics

>>75013790
what did he sign? will it immediately come into effect?

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>>75013786
I'm not in here with you, you're in here with me

>>75013790
how old are you where your dad is in his 70's

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>>75013793

>>75013790
why would your dad want a kike girl for you

>>75013812
i'm 23. my parents had me late in their lives. now my mum is dad, and my dad is getting there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dRuPPSKNhE


What did he mean by this?

>>75013827
>now my mum is dad
fuck off tumblr

>>75013827
>now my mum is dad
mental. did she post op or is she just on testosterone or what

Think I might have ADD lads, attention is all over the place

>>75013793
based

>>75013744
This is how you gauge yourselves. Pakis.
I have to fly into Birmingham to see a Paki.
Pakistani airbuses stacked up when you land.
Muh commonwealth. You've ruined everything.

>>75013827
>now my mum is dad

hmmm

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>>75013812

>>75013823
why wouldn't you

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attending my calculus lectures and not paying attention but personally learning about non standard calculus with hyperreals

me on the left with the qt i sit next to

>>75013847
Doing a bit of the ol' ADD, are we?

>>75013812
I'm 25 and my dad is 72

>>75013871
VERY good image

>>75013823
Tbh because he doesn't quite fully understand my religion. He doesn't quite understand the differences between Jews and Noahides.

>>75013827
>>75013841
>>75013843
>>75013857
*dead

i'm having a lot of typos tonight. sry

>>75013873
how old's your mum? do you have autism?

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>saadiya. saadiya. tell that fookin bastard man you live in whitest part of uk

>>75013885
>Noahides
why the fuck would you convert to this species of kikism

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>>75013831

he's the red pill lad

#2020 recapture of Londonstan

captcha confirms

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>classic captcha

>see girl
>total strangers to each other
>meet for the first time
>???
>you're both naked and she's begging you to stick your willy in her fanny
I feel like there's something I'm missing here lads

>>75013921
Step four: just b urself :)

Had a dream I went for my eyes tested at specsavers and the lass made me watch her home made pornos.

>>75013921
just wank and call it a day

>it's a fat yank nigger trying to fit in by using cringey british mannerisms and phrases episode

>>75013898
Nice b8, but I'm not really in the mood for a religious discussion.

>>75013929
Sounds like a gag from a really bad Adam Sandler movie

Watching Godzilla 1985 ATM.

>>75013945
I think you'll find that is every episode, newcunt

>>75013921
i usually have met them a few times prior. it is areally weird thought though when you go out with friends and theyre there for drinks then a few hours later you're ramming her. i had it while i was fucking a girl after that exact thing happened haha

>>75013895
What a nice couple.
Nothing wrong with first cousins reproducing.

how many of you had friends who were girls in primary school years?
i feel like i may have been less awkward in teens if i had more experience before puberty

>>75013964
weeb

Business idea: procreate with an Ashkenazi Jew in an attempt to raise the IQ of my children

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hands smell of cat shit

wew
https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/865414809889644547

>>75013980
none

>>75013982
Hate anime tbqh. Love Godzilla movies though.

>>75013945
fucked if we do, fucked if we don't. just think for a minute how absolute shite /brit/ would be if bogs, aussies, yanks, and leafs stopped posting. you remember that guy the other morning who kept spamming his replacement thread every 30 seconds? british posters are the fucking worst posters not only on /int/ but site-wide. i'd support a rangeban if the gook was man enough to do it.

Business idea: procreate with a Japanese in an attempt to raise the IQ and honor of my children

>>75013980
Had no girl friends in primary, went to an all boys christian high school, and spent my time outside of school smoking the 'erb.

>>75013988
This was my idea first.

I am very angry.

>>75014005
>shite
Cringe.

>>75013994
me trying to get a splatter overkill in halo

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Medak_Pocket

tfw canadian press was ban for reporting this for 9 years

>>75014018

>>75014017
take a chill pill man haha

>>75014008
Pros: anime
Cons: yellow, slant eyed child who would look nothing like you

>>75013980
i had one really good female friend when i was around 10, and then i started stalking her on AIM.

had a couple female friends when i was around 15 until they both moved away.

now it's been almost 10 years without one.

>>75014036
The kid would make anime?

>>75014026
FOY

>>75013994
i guess rasheeds realised that they can get more kills by running people over than by bombing them

i'm 28 and my dad is 56

>>75013980
yeah had a few in primary school and high school desu

don't really have any now though but girls within friendship groups are the source of all drama so we got scrapped a lot of them a few years back.

>>75014005
>just think for a minute how absolute shite /brit/ would be if bogs, aussies, yanks, and leafs stopped posting.
Sounds fucking great. You vastly overstate your importance and value to this general. You drag it into the fucking gutter with your relentless unfunny shitposting. Brits don't do it in your generals so why the Hell do you feel the need to do it here?

>>75013885
>Noahidism
learn something new every day on 4chan

>>75014026
either be a britboo or fuck off (yank)

>>75014064
t. "aussies are pakis" bradleyposting mong who puts edition in title

love kebab

cant smoke weed because my lighter's out of gas

>>75014072
t. desert yank

REMINDER that /brit/ =/= British General.
/brit/ = Anglosphere General.

The more you know.

I'm 20 and my mum is 55

>>75014064
time for bed mate

>>75013994
GTA VI's realism is impressive.

>>75014082
if it's a joint find a flammable liquid and use the spark from the lighter, if it's a bong, you're out of luck.

>>75014064
bit grumpy are we? haha

>>75014025
what the fuck

>>75014080
>>75014093
>>75014104

Ah yes, the arrogant antipodeans who think their the "banter masters", but just bore everyone to fucking tears with their Reddit humour and recycled gaffs out of a 1999 FHM mag

>>75014082
light it off your stove

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>>75014091
she single and/or qt?

btw check out the fucking captcha i got for this one

>>75014115
you capitalise Hell and Reddit hahahahaha shut up
they're*

>>75014115
>their
it's actually "they're". trust me, i read it in a 1999 FHM mag

dad threw out the old fridge I was going to use to grow mushrooms
fuming

>>75014103
>>75014116
it's a pipe

>>75014126
you have to go back

>>75014126
't

>>75014104
No, not really. Just think you have a high opinion of yourselves and what you bring to /brit/. You wouldn't be missed if you disappeared desu.

phimosis hurts ow ow ow owie

the gf has fucking poisoned my tea

>>75014136
do a hot knife, just don't use your mum's favorite knife.

>>75014143
alri turtle haha x

imagine being so rich you could literally do anything you wanted on a whim like buy 50 lamborghinis or whatever

this general would suck without australian posters

poisoned my bfs tea

>>75014143
chin up turtleboy x

>>75014128
>>75014129
>this is """""banter""""" down under

kek

>>75014026
Say mobile. No, not mo bil. Mo bile.

>>75014137
>>75014138
??

daily reminder that australian posters are the backbone of /brit/

>>75014168
i bantered your mother down under haha

>>75014168
sorry i 4got to put kek at the end of my joke ha ha ha

>>75014160
It sucks because of you. No coincidence that the best time on here is in the afternoon when you things are few if at all.

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>>75014160
EXCELLENT POST M8

GOOD ON YA

*grasps blindly around my desk*
now where could my pipe be?

i hate when womyn say rugby guys are fitter than footballers because footballers act like poofs when they get tackled.

mate, I'll kick you in the ribs/shoulders and then the ankle/shin, tell me which one hurts more, you dickhead.

tea and crumpets lol

anyone remember the pint glass at house parties meme

Everything would be constantly terrible without my presence.

>>75014176
Yeah, she said you were shit like every other fat nigger she's had.

>>75014168
both me haha

>>75014189
i thought you played hockey?

>>75014171
fuck off

>the sportsball runts begin to vibrate and drool uncontrollably at the mere mention of football

>>75014189
>womyn

you're a cuck

>>75014183
fascinating how you think we care about your opinion

>>75014190
CHEERIO
*forgets to brush teeth*
NAN'S ME UNCLE
*trips over own foot*
CHEEKY

can't imagine anything more grim than going to an all-boys

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>I don't agree with the president of the United States of America's policies!

>>75014228
Then why are you getting upset about it?

>>75014206
Miss Rob Ford.
He was a lad.

>>>/gif/10612731

really enjoying this thread

Diary entry for May 19th, 2017.

Went on a hike today. Walked about 2 hours out of town down some well untrodden trails, circling back towards town. I was about 1 km away from town, and pretty exhausted, but satisfied with my hike and looking forward to getting a beer from the bar.

Then I happened upon a black bear. I didn't see it until it started running away. I guess it noticed me first, and ran away. I was terrified! Happy to be safe, but a bit confused as to how to proceed. The black bear ran up trail in the direction that I wanted to go. So here I am, very close to town, but decided that the safest course of action was to backtrack and what went from a 1km remainder ended up being an additional 6km!

I was exhausted when I got back to town, but I'm still glad I got to see my first bear in real life.

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>>75014246

>>75014248
pretty sure you're the upset one :P

parents are having sex

>>75014171
>>75014214
>>75014269
samefag

>>75014250
f

don't reply to it lads

>>75014262
>not upset
>keeps fucking replying to opinions he claims he doesn't care for

Fooling no one, you dull cunt

>>75014284
alri big lad

>>75014299
please stop bullying him

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>Fooling no one, you dull cunt

>>75014305
good as always la'

working for exam monday, pretty fucked la'

>>75014308
No. Aussies need purging.

new
>>75014331