Dress like a white man
I am not faggot
>>75010350
Ralph Lauren is for Argentine Polo players
Dress like a Black man
I'd love to wear white pants but it's too dangerous for our sloppy noodle dishes and my loose pee hole.
Reunion guys are true alpha
Dress like a white meme
Wearing a belt all the time seems annoying.
>>75013930
... what?
>>75014828
He said that wearing a belt all the time seems annoying.
I will once I graduate college and start making some money.
Dress like a white man
>>75010350
>>75015221
Bit gay.
>>75010350
Dress like a Afro-Panamanian man
>>75012639
I wish i had the body of the bribe. Dam she fit.
Yes.
>>75015459
id accept everything going on here but the ears
>>75010350
>>75010357
>>75010381
>>75010407
>>75010429
>>75010450
>>75010467
This is what you look like if you let your mother pick your clothes for you
Why do Americans dress so awfully bland? God damn.
>>75018958
>h&ms $50 jackets with expensive looking riding boots
Disgusting
>>75019072
That's better, not really good looking but at least its a matching outfit.
>>75019135
Cause we're not goddamn poofters
>>75013930
If you'r an obese american I bet it's annoying.
>>75019158
corporate branding is worth more than that desu
>>75019195
Low-class Mexicans dress incredibly bad, but even rich Americans look fucking bland all the time. Not even once have I seen an American being dressed decently.
>>75019195
When I went to mexico a bit back, I was going to buy those boots for a co-worker as a joke.
Turns out those retarded things are fucking expensive as shit for no other reason other than it was popular (not sure if they are still popular). Bought him a keychain that was made in china and call it a day.
>>75019233
H&M here is the Wal-Mart of clothing stores. No one would pay extra to have their brand visible on their clothes.
>>75019268
>Not even once have I seen an American
No need for hyperbole, juan. I'm guessing there will never be enough narco polos to go around for 300 million people
>>75012422
Alpha
>>75010450
Cucks
>>75019318
>>75010350
Dress like a real man and warrior.
>>75019375
Nope, not even once. You all dress like manchilds, like Charlie Sheen in Two and a Half Men.
>>75010350
>white "people"
>>75019489
Corporate warrior
>>75013930
>mfw americans need two belts put together to hold their pants
>>75015295
It's basic plus a "funny" hat. Cute. At least the funny hat.
Jeans, sweaters and hoodies are the only clothes that should exist.
My regular outfit consists of a blank white t shirt from hollister, some blue slim jeans or khakis, shiny white huaraches, a ferragamo belt, and sometimes i wear cargo shorts if its hot.
My outfit probably costs more than what you make in a week
https://pollmill.com/f/what-is-the-size-of-sarah-top-s-nipple-fpxu1tu/answers/new.html
>>75022591
Thank you for this bait
>>75022644
How is this bait? I'm being dead ass.
Or do you think im a neet? Fuck off, i work and can afford this
>>75010350
fuckboy fashion general?
Walk as a hWhite man!1!!!
>>75022673
Lol no one dresses like that unless you're being ironic
>>75022860
My outfit is literally normal, wtf are you talking about?
Your telling me youve never seen someone wear a white shirt and jeans? White shirt and khakis? Never seen someone wearing a ferragamo belt?
You must live under a rock
>>75022591
>My regular outfit
Whats that? You have some sort of trademark costume?
>>75023128
Regular outfit is the type of outfit i usually go for.
Like i wear a white t shirt every day with some jeans or khakis with a ferragamo or Gucci belt
>>75023206
Are you nouveau riche by any chance?
>>75023206
>he wears the same clothes every day
Are you autistic?
>>75023282
Idk what that is
>>75023306
Not the same clothes dummy. The same style, i have about a dozen white t shirts, and hella jeans, khakis, joggers, and chinos.
I mean i wear my belts a few days in a row since they aint cheap but thats all.
>>75023374
>he has an entire wardrobe full of identical copies of the same clothes
>he doesn't understand that "same" can have different meanings depending on context
Literally autistic.
>>75023407
Its not autistic to like a certain style. There are certainly days where i don't dress like this but 4-5/7 days this is what i usually wear.
>>75023508
It's autistic to like such a specific style and to wear it so routinely.
>>75023619
Not at all.
>>75023374
>>75023374
It means newly rich. It's very typical of newly rich people to wear tasteless expensive clothes matching gucci belts with khaki cargo shorts would be a textbook example.
>>75025419
Idk, I'm not rich
I just like those because they look good. I know what you mean though, i know some people like that.
>>75026778
If you're not rich then why brag about expensive clothes; Did you save up for several months to buy white shirts and khaki shorts? seems a bit off
my summer attire is
oversized flower/hawaian colorful shirt
shorts
flip flops
richfags mad af
>>75010407
I always thought thats a joke but apparently americans really dress like this
>>75028135
*white Americans
>>75028135
Why does Americans always buy clothes that are too big?
Because they expect to grow into them
White people either dress like H&M "models" or like absolute cuckolds.
Both looks shit but lets talk about people who wear these kind of shoes, because that's basically 80% of (native) Germans who do this.
I am not kidding you.
Go to google streetview and view ANY German town. If you see a white, male person it'll 100% look like this:
200€ branded hiking boots
cheap as fuck wide jeans
600€ Jack Cuckskin jacket that other people use for climbing the Himalaya
Bonus: 50€ Carhartt cap with Antifa patch
This is how 80% of Germans run around here and get unironically offended if they get mugged, robbed or assaulted. Ages 16-80.
They pay thousands of € to look like absolute mongoloids and they're resistant to any advice.
I beat up a classmate of mine because he showed up in jeans and sneakers to prom.
Every fucking night I pray to god that I don't wake up as one of them some day.
>>75027812
I only make about 300 a day and i brag because its a fucking ferragamo, of course im gonna brag
>>75030798
Fair enough then, I guess you're alright. Though you have weird taste in clothes.
>>75022908
>cargo shorts
>>75030798
You sound underage
this thread is embarassing
>>75031233
Im not
>>75031158
Whats wrong with cargo shorts, they carry my keys, wallet, altoids, lip balm, and knife well
>>75030929
Not weird, what's weird with a white shirt and jeans?
>>75031316
Nothing weird with jeans. Though white shirt is kinda weird, unless you are some kind of mormon or christian. Cargo shorts are atrocious though. Should only be worn if you are actually doing something that require all those spare pockets and shit. Like if you go fishing/hunting in warm weather. If you just wear them while shopping or at your office job you look like a tool, I'm sorry to say.
>>75019428
Cute
>>75019024
åk hem
>>75010350
>dress like an American
> dress like a filipino
>>75031456
?
Must be different in sweden, a white shirt here tells people that you are clean enough to keep a white shirt from getting dirty and tells people you are cpean
>>75010350
>>75031456
Could you possible be any more fucking insecure?
>>75033448
Guy has a big cock.
>>75010350
I dress like a fucking slav.