/cum/

Fuck Galonahld Balooompf honey *sips tea and rolls eyes*

>>75009277
NEED a Russian bf tbqhwya

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>i will never find my raison d'etre
hopefully some day i'll find the courage to waste any money i have traveling then die in some third world shit hole

>>75008954
t-there are people who can't walk a mile within this very thread?

Gonna go to the jeweler tomorrow to buy a ring, buds

>>75009388
Not the Dane

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Final result

tfw no reclining computer chair

tfw own a reclining computer chair
Feels good

tfw sitting in my reclining computer chair

>>75009277
Can I post? I went on /int/exchange to Oregon for 1 year

How does it feel to be a europoor?

>>75009485
What's Oregon like?

>>75009485
First answer this question.
Lads or buds?

>>75009485
Yes

>>75009402
Dont fall for the diamond scam

chicken strips, mashed potatoes and green beans for din din tonight boys

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What's the general consensus on meme coins here?

>>75009421
anyone who didn't vote for manami is dumb

>>75009522
they ruined /biz/

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>>75009522
Lambo next week

>>75009501
Depends where you go. Portland is really nice, if you look past the gays and liberals. Bend is tiny and very flat, but nice and white, very good weather. I find Eugene to be boring as hell, nothing to do besides driving straight trough to the coast.
Overall, nice state, but I'd rather live in the red part of Oregon.

>>75009504
Beavers

>>75009508
Takk

>>75009560
Sounds kind of boring desu

>>75009522
Nice, bought 1500ripple at 0.038, and now they're worth 0.051(btc of course)

My etherum has gone down by a little bit, but my 0.5btc has climbed drastically

That feel when reclining computer chair without annoying armrests.

>>75009496
Europe isn't a country. There is no European people, no European mentality etc.

>>75009523
Are you serious? I don't like her at all.

>>75009610
>Are you serious? I don't like her at all.
i dont fucking joke about waifus bub

>>75009610
Fuck that, Sagiri Izumi best grill of the season.

really enjoy the feeling of water evaporating off my skin during these scorching times

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>>75009666
May or may not be true. But she isn't a OreImo character.

>pedo anime

>any anime

>>75009705
Same artist, same writer and same universe

>>75009720
Respect our environment
Put a Finn in the bin

All anime is pedo anime
Prove me wrong
(you can't)

russian buildings are way more aesthetic than this faux-classical bullshit

>>75009740
>Same artist, same writer
Didn't know this. But she is still not a OreImo character.

>>75009501
West is temperate, cloudy/rainy most of the year
East is arid

have dealers offered you weed?

All Netflix series are pedo series
Prove me wrong
(you can't)

>>75009801
Never.

>>75009801
Like for free? Only in high school, and only because me and everyone else pitched in regularly

>>75009818
have you smoked tho?

>>75009828
with price

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Mexicans, how do you feel knowing this guy represents your country in Tekken?

>>75009782
t. jew

>>75009853
meh

All museums are pedo museums
Prove me wrong
(you can't)

>>75009846
I tried it a few times. Only once it had an effect. Then it relaxed my muscles a bit. Also the smoke stinks like sweat.

>>75009779
LotGH

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>>75009782
you're just jealous because your capital is this monstrosity instead of our neoclassical beauty

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>>75009501
like a mix of Washington and nor-Cali but with none of the good aspects of either

>>75009594
it is, its the void that inhabits the region between seattle-vancouver and silicon valley

>>75009887
A criminal eyesore desu.

should I get into anime?

>>75009876
is it true that your cunt is expensive as fuck?

>>75009911
Are you a pedophile?

>>75009560
All we ever do in Eugene is go to coast
Even corvos more fun 2bh

>>75009913
Absolutely. We call our country the island of high prices (hochpreisinsel).

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Muh Russian konspiracy

Hello everyone

>>75009911
watch k-on

>>75009887
blame the italian cum-gluzzler that designed it

*cries*

drumfpt is going to be impeached any day now

>>75009930
Exactly, it's boring, but probably not as boring as Astoria. Cause that place is seriously run down. Perhaps my least favorite"village" in Oregon.

Can't wait to go and visit my host family again some day. So we can shot guns and blow shit up.

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>recruitment email for a job in downtown Portland
>it's developer support for an API
I just want to write C for a living

>>75009911
if you wanna suck dicks in the future yes

>>75010006
Downtown Portland is nice though, they got what I think I'd the US largest bookstore. And it's weird there.
>Mfw I've seen the flaming bagpipedude

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>select all squares with VEHICLES

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>>75010060
>legacy captcha

>give girl my number before she leaves the country for two months to visit her parents
>Says she'll text me before she leaves
>She never texts me
Why do i even bother getting out of bed in the morning

>>75009371
nice kot

>>75010081
don't know

>>75009421
could be worse, I'm quite disappointed that K*roneko is first, but at least Ayase is first, and K*rino is almost last.

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>>75010075
Thanks friend.

>>75010004
>>75010036
I wouldn't mind being downtown, it would be better than wilsonville or beaverton
There aren't that many jobs in the state, you have to really want to be here

>>75010117
>that K*roneko is first
meant second, obviously

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>pepe

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>wojak

wojak is an approved, reddit-unfriendly meme

>>75010122
Is that turtle okay

apu > wojak > pepe

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andy

>>75010194
That gas station clerk from The Simpsons?

>>75010217
blepe

agreeable

>>75010117
>>75010136
Each girl got 4 votes, so both are first.

MEMES THAT KILL

fapped and then got a burning in my urethra

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>mfw people pronounce "Wojak" as [wodʐak] instead of [vojak]

>>75010252
is it possible to get an std from masturbation?

>>75010270
no

>>75010270
Yes
t. knower

>>75010267
>ever speaking the names of memes out loud
don't do that

no
t. yesser

>>75010289
You must be 18 to post/10

>>75010302
>not thinking them in your head as you read them

>>75010289
mommys special little boy/10

>>75010267
honestly can say i don't care

>>75010267
I pronounce it
uuoy-yak

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I think a drunk guy is attempting to assault a woman in the alley behind my house

>>75010330
based

>>75009277
Good edition

>>75010330
she was probably asking for it with highly revealing clothing

t. knower

>>75010330
go help him

>>75010330
I'll rephrase that
some drunk white trash degenerates are fighting behind my house

>>75010330
Go outside and threaten him with your gun
You DO have a gun, right?

>>75010330
drunk guy is probably getting laid

Since when is retarded pepe named apu

I hope we get an African pope next.
They don't give a fuck about appealing to the outside world.

>>75010396
me

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I honestly used to hate Russians and /pol/tard Putinshills who venerate Russia, until the mainstream media starting this completely ridiculous cold-waresque style of nonsensical "MUH RUSSIA" propaganda 24/7, along with their demonization of all of their ideological opponents. Now I can't help but feel like I want to support Russia and /pol/tards, just out of spite towards the mainstream media. Especially here in C*nada (where, unlike the US, they're completely unchallenged in any way whatsoever).

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>>75010402
Apu is help in Finnish.
He is also called Help Helper.

>>75010402
since he was first spawned

ah yes, the joys of living in the big city

now someone is vomiting in the alley

>>75010060
enjoy literally training drones to kill

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I miss Latvianon.

can't fathom growing up in a city
imagine having literally half your classmates being brown

>>75010458
I live in Arizona, half the population is pretty much brown anyway

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>>75010458
i can imagine that cause I'm also brown

>>75010458
in some of the more diverse neighbourhoods of Toronto practically the whole school is Punjabi

>>75010458
I was the only white person in a class full of blacks lel.

>>75010482
Excellent post.

>>75010403
>left tears up in joy of the diversity
>pope calls for hanging gays because they eat the poopoo

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>tfw don't have a sister
what's it like bros

>>75010458
we had two blacks in my senior class of 500
there were a few more before, but they dropped out

>>75010423
me on the left

>>75010534
Gross. And she hangs out with dudes 4+ years older than her.

>>75010534
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjLpVUnUTGU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxXh61wyFLA
what you listening to senpai?

>>75010534
imagine being friends with a really hot girl and seeing her everyday but you never get to fug her

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lol

>>75010576
embarrassing dude

>>75010552
BEAT some sense into her

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>>75010396
You're a fucking poser piece of shit.

>>75010534
Like watching a girl you love more than anything become a slutty degenerate and you can't do anything about it.

>>75010602
look at the computer screen dipshit

pence is playing 9d chess to make himself president

things that Ioved, things that I lost.
Things I held scared, that I dropped.
I won't lie no more You can bet.

Has there ever been done a case study on the connection between nationalism/NatSoc and anime?

the jews are playing 28d checkers to make you think they hate drumpf

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muy authentico

Did Calgary-kun die of liver failure already? Where he?

>>75010619
I can see that you badly pasted that shitty Mac screenshot. If I barely change something that already existed, I didn't make it.

DUMF DRUMP

>>75010634
I expect one in the near future.

>>75010646
just add monkey soup to it

>>75010654
kys

>>75010302
Wojak is a person AFAIK.

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>>75010675
Wojak is me

>>75010672
That's exactly what you should do, poser cunt

>>75010685
Are you from Poland?

>>75010697
Canada

>>75010691
you're underage and you take memes seriously

>>75010443
nice, it's always fun dodging piles of puke on the sidewalks at 3am on saturdays

>>75010458
cities are fun

>>75010708
Wojak is from Poland, isn't he?

>>75010743
no, I was born and raised in Canada

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When burgertown falls, who will enforce the law?

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Joining the Army lads.

>>75010774
couldn't get a job or what?

>>75010783
I quit my job. I couldn't get into college.

>>75010774
Branch?

>>75010797
army

>>75010797
Army fuckhead.

>>75010807
>>75010815
Service branch within the fucking army idiot
T. Signal

>>75010669
I'm enjoying this monkey soup thing.

the military is for losers and retards

no one in my family has willingly served since the Civil War when we fought for the Confederacy

my internet connection is shit
is it because I'm in Mexico?

>>75010836
army

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There's no end to this shit.

>>75010863
...

>x is for losers and retards
ah yes, a mature and logical argument such as this will sway me

>>75010855
lolgay

>>75010857
Yes, pretty much

how's new york city lads? wanna live in a cold place with good internet

*trumps loudly*
smells spicy

If I'm a loser and a retard should I just join the army?

>>75010905
Please come here, I like Mexicans.

It's the best city in the country without a doubt. You'll like it here.

>>75010863
You mean infantry?

>>75010905
Horrible, dirty, full of pavement apes and joos

>>75010923
no you should move to south east asia

>>75010923
no you should move to henrico country virginia

>>75010905
Large concrete monolith with good food and entertaining people.

>>75010943
and then what?

>>75010923
yeah pretty much

>>75010923
I think you have to be at least 5' to join the army.

>>75010958
do drugs and have sex with gook women until you reach an early grave

>>75010926
which borough are you from?

>>75010967
that's a shit rule
don't they still need tiny people to use as cannon fodder to clear tunnels and shit?

>>75010971
I don't speak the language and have a severe peanut allergy

>>75010976
I'm originally from upstate NY, but now I live in Brooklyn and go to college in Manhattan.

>>75010994
you dont need to speak the local language and the peanut allergy will just speed up the process

>>75010994
learn the language, brainlet

might as well just eat a tub of Jif right now

>>75010994
You can't join the army with allergies

Defect to DPRK

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>>75010994

i don't support our troops

>>75010995
i was thinking about Brooklyn as well cause it's close to manhattan, maybe somewhere around park slope

>>75011068
I support them with taxes which is why I don't support them elsewhere.

>>75011076
Nice. I'd also recommend looking at Queens. Apartments there tend to be cheaper but also more spacious.

Lads, Mexican or Chinese?

>>75011116
chinese

>>75011116
food or what?

>>75010874

>sputnik news

stopped right there

redpill me on bagels

>>75010534
like having a gay brother
t. finds sister unattractive

>>75011135
yes, food, what did you think I meant?

>>75011158
(((bagels)))

>>75011173
about anime

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>>75010874
regardless of political inclinations or opinions on immigration shouldn't you be pissed at this either way because of how inherently criminal and duplicitous it is? makes a mockery of the legal system

im free tomorrow lads

>>75011201
since when prisoners post in cum?

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proud of our american culture

>>75011158
They are an essential food item.

>>75011212
since mexico was allowed to post

>>75011214
>Free smells

>>75011237
george washington gave us freedoms

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>>75011214

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should I put the trees in a zigzag?

>>75011320
yes

ulver is so good

don't die yet it's too early

never been to a culver's

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who remembers 2009

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>>75011457
ONE SCOOP NOT TWO?

>>75011484
I remember wanted to try one but always being too much of a sissy
>2009 was eight years ago
JUST

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2 days of not shaving and I think im off to a decent start

My dad has a kickass beard so I have hope

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thought provoking

>>75011528
Nice population density map.

>>75011484
not at all

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hope you all read this before posting

I'm a though guy

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for the 9th graders

>>75011584
This made me realize how much of a brainlet I am because I've forgotten most of this.

>>75011484
the creator of that guide got v&

i can put my hair in my mouth

Ethereum at $106

>>75009277

>cold war, russians were republican boogey man #1
>post-cold war, russians are democrat boogey man #1

The irony is astounding.

>>75011675
Parties switched positions for the 11th time in only 4 years.

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>>75011555
after all these years can finally stop lurking

>>75011555
I miss old 4chan.

How much poop has mike adriano consumed over his porn career

>>75010836
Oh, I'm still just applying. I go to the MEPS hotel next Monday. Probably doing infantry.

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>feelin like a shit
>jerk off
>not feelin like a shit

hm

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wheres oyster bay?>?????
i hope hes ok

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Hi anon

>>75011865
gay

>>75011865
don't care for avatarfags myself

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>>75011926
youre just jelly that i dont care for you

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why is it so hard to find a takeout burger place

>>75011555
this is outdated

odd to think fellow anonymous users used to do gay reddit tier shit like say "moar"

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emily

>>75011939
*you're

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another week has just flown by. each is the same as the last

>>75011995
thanks

>>75012013
no problem bud

Thinking about the past again and what I could've done differently. If you could go back to college, what would you change?

everywhere i go online canadians have been getting mad at me

>>75012063
Not drop out and not get bad grades probably

>>75012063
would've dropped out sooner

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>>75009277
>Be Russia
>become completely irrelevant after the collapse of the USSR
>have GDP smaller than Canada and slightly larger than Australia
>""hack"" a few things to screw with the DNC's candidate
>media so hostile to Trump they constantly act like Moscow is in direct control of the USA
>ride soft power high for years
>mfw

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thinking of something naughty

>>75012063
I would have had friends

>>75012011
get /fit/

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what do ?

>>75012115
Bet on one of those ridiculous wagers the Brits are always doing.

>>75012100
Except they didn't even hack anything.

>>75012112
how would that help?

>>75012115
>west euros

>>75012125
how do i even go about that?
>>75012132
based motherland dollars are worth 1.6x cad

"get /fit/" is the same as saying "just b urself

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>tfw cant sleep without smoking
>tfw ran out today

Terrible day

half the regular redditflaggers are MIA

>>75012147
>fiat money has value
it's just different numbers for the same thing

gun people:

Why get a single action rifle over a shotgun and slugs?

>>75012171
stop posting

just be urself unless you're autistic then you should just change something

>>75012171
fiat doesn't make money they make cars you fucking idiot

>>75012173
believe slugs don't travel very far

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why were you looking at me

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>>75012177

>>75012131
better health, better self defense, better looks, easier life.

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>>75012163
>tfw reupped today
who the fuck needs trudeau anyway?

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>>75012147
>We are sorry to inform you that as of 14th January 2016, Betfair’s products are no longer be available to residents of Canada.
Wow RUDE

>>75012163
>Being addicted to weed
Dumb stoner faggot

>London
>Amsterdam + Paris
>Madrid + Barcelona
>Swiss Alps
What's the best option for 10 days or so?

>>75012208
none of that matters

>>75012206
don't believe you're a real person just a bot that makes the same stupid posts every day and never replies to anyone

Big paycheck coming tomorrow buds

>>75012227
you gonna kill yourself?

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>>75012209
my dealer responds a solid 30% of the time, it's annoying, and i'm a good customer too

>>75012221
Amsterdam+paris

>>75009853
looks cool i guess
better than tacoboy in street fighter

>>75012244
fuck no

>just get /fit/ bro
>it'll only take a few thousand hours

>>75012221
alps seem cool

>>75012221
Depends when you are going and what you are planning to do.

my balls hang so low that sometimes I roughly slap the gap of scrote I have between my body and balls for fun

Ebony

>>75012249
honestly since meeting my new dude ive only picked up when he tells me he gets new stuff. just met him so im hoping i can keep my autism at bay

>>75012263
fat or skinny?

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i just got my highschool diploma niggah
>what do

>>75012297
i am quite skinny

>>75012263
not much compared to how long you shitpost and play vidya

>>75012306
Rob a liquor store

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>>75012271
>fall for nofap
>balls ache like crazy
>finally off nofap and skin the carrot like a madman
>tfw big cums man

New
>>75012330
>>75012330
>>75012330

>>75012314
i enjoy doing those though

>>75012310
do some pull ups, it only takes like 10 mins a day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRznU6pzez0