/brit/

maisie

cara

Vote Tory lads

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>>75003637
Here we are...

Won't go to bed until I get 5 replies to this post

>>75003637
odd that the brown one is the only sensible one who doesn't give a shit about this

>Giving women rights is the opposite of masculine.

t. runt country who's two greatest epochs were when it was ruled by women

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>Raw masculinity beats the tempered brain every time. The barbarians took Rome after all. The Nazis took Weimar. And now Islam will take the West.

>>75003624
good lad

-75003672
fuck you

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Moving to my first studio flat, lads.

brother nathanial

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBHAKV3YUfg

>>75003686
I'm not British though.

on 30mg valium

>>75003704
not an argument

>>75003722
Then you're a failure. Funny how that works out

Introduced some horrendous gimmicks over the last month. Yanks are the only ones who have posted them apart from me. One of my gimmicks from at least two years ago has been revived by a kiwi. Strange threads these.

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any tips for the ol' viva lads? got it next week

>>75003637
The fuck am I looking at?

4 cans of Stella and a Ristorante pizza for supper. Please don't mock me.

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Is this one off?

>>75003767
Pics

on 300mg valium

>>75003774
She is pulling a face. Google her and you see normal pics of her.

>not an argument

[picture of a tragic looking nerd in a hat]

>>75003682
none of the lads care they just want to act like that to get the women to suck their knobs

*meows*

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>not an argument

what's it called when you lock down your duvet, fart loads then dive under and inhale it all

>>75003637
would give the one on the right a good rogering

>>75003774
Guy on the right looks a bit swarthy

>>75003782
impossible
not nearly enough spelling mistakes

>>75003724
good boy

Are yanks really that clueless? Are they so unaware they come here every day, ruining threads with their shitposts? And by shitpost I don't mean funny Aussie shitpost. Just pure fucking mind numbing bollockry. Why do they come here when they bear absolutely NO cultural mutuality to anyone British? What is wrong with these mentally redundant cunts? Do they just like to LARP as Le anglo gentlemen even though they're the most mongrelised, abhorrent group of people on earth?

>>75003720
brother Nathaniel is really comfy

>>75003822
degeneracy

>fancy girl but a bit out of my league
>been friends for a long long time
>going to make her a mix-cd because we used to swap them a lot as teenagers
>not sure whether to put songs that hint that i fancy her on it or not
hmm

>>75003822
Being weird

slay the queen

>>75003752
No, because we defended ourselves with our own brand of masculinity for centuries

It's only now, in this post-modern age that their old way is beating ours. They have utter conviction and confidence in their beliefs while we are self-critical and doubting of ours. We have lost purpose and meaning whereas they think they see the light. Is it any wonder our women are converting to them? Most women don't want feminism, they want traditional men, and because our own men are too feminine and directionless to have them, they're turning to the barbarians

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>Are yanks really that clueless? Are they so unaware they come here every day, ruining threads with their shitposts? And by shitpost I don't mean funny Aussie shitpost. Just pure fucking mind numbing bollockry. Why do they come here when they bear absolutely NO cultural mutuality to anyone British? What is wrong with these mentally redundant cunts? Do they just like to LARP as Le anglo gentlemen even though they're the most mongrelised, abhorrent group of people on earth?

>>75003815
good looking out

>>75003822
dutch oven

>>75003822
dutch oven

>>75003822
A dutch microwave, or an Auschwitz bivouac.

>>75003852
try it u nonce il clonk u on the bonkers

Need to lose a stone by 7am.

>>75003822
love doing this

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>>75003637
I wish I cared about anything as much as those girls care about that fictional character.

rock the casbah

>>75003822
hollandaise sauce

>>75003847
SEX ON THE BEACH
COME ON EVERYBODY

she might get the point

>>75003762
You're watching people watching tv. The future is now.

interesting thread

>>75001462
>>75001462

Dutch oven is when you trap your gf under the covers not yourself

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thoughts on Merseyrail?

>>75003835
Wow....that's offensive.

>>75003847
that's beta as fuck

>>75003910
can you not encourage it pls

>>75003900
good tune

wonder if it would be considered blasphemy to play it in saudi arabia

>>75003934
Sweargay is never interesting.

>>75003894
two solutions:
1. sever a limb
2. do a poo

dont reply to him

DO


NOT


REPLY


TO


TRIPCUNTS

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>>75003666
FUCK YOU DEVIL TRIPS, FUCK SATAN, FUCK TORY.

>>75003894
Just be yourself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0k9SjMpAxRM

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just bought a nintendo switch lads

ask me anything

>>75003986
Unless it's our girl Moni.

>>75003961
it's fun used to make my ex mix cds all the time

>write something semi-intelligent or somewhat sarcastic on reddit
>gets a billion upvotes instantly

insects

>>75003942
BIG fan

big up tenor fly
big up top cat

>>75003986
mean.

>>75004004
when did you discover you were a paedophile?

cant be fucking doing with it

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hope corbyn declares a republic tbqhwyl

getting my daily dose of Millennial Woes and American Renaissance

what happened to the yank ethiopian

jeremy corbyn? he's got my vote.

>>75003682
>USA believes that only one of these are brown...
Wut?

Whenever I have a shit I like to not wipe fully, so there's a thin layer of poo on my arsehole. I then go about my daily business and naturally sweat a little, and when the day has gone and I'm in bed I have a good old scratch, get all that crusty poo under my fingernails then sniff is wildly.

>>75003637
me in the middle trying to act as if i give a shit

>>75004004
How are your sats going?

>>75003942
>his so-called "city" doesn't have an underground

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fucking roasties

>240 of 300 girls have sex through tinder
>only 50 out of 300 men have it

>>75004080
you're handsome

>>75004016
yeah ok so you were already seeing each other and it's like, awh how kawaii :3

that girl is obvious to his feelings and will only become disgusted that a beta like him would even consider liking her.

if he wants to bang her he has to be straight up with her and tell her how it is, not ask, tell her. Womyn can't compute if they're not given the option and go with it, don't give her time to think.

>>75004016
don't reply to it

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>>75004113
>sexology

>>75004113
It's a shame most blokes will literally shag anything, gives absolute mingers an over inflated sense of how they look.

>>75004078
you were that scummy runt in school who wiped poo on the toilet walls weren't you

>>75004004
nonce

>>75004117
thanks doll

>>75004164
scarcely see anything wrong with that

>>75004137
oblivious

not obvious

>>75004164
I was in with the top lads who wetted toilet paper then threw it on the ceiling

want to suck a fart out of holly willoughbys arsehole

>>75004190
How big is your willy?

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>getting my daily dose of Millennial Woes and American Renaissance

>>75004137
i've done it in the dating stage with maybe five girls in the past and ended up in relationships with three of them, usually gives you something to talk about and only date girls who are into the same music as me either, works better if they make one too because then you can both listen to them inbetween dates

>>75004211
she's a fat old slag get a grip

why is london such a shit hole ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdiZxl79zU4

>>75004211
Still waiting on confirmation that they were her tits

>>75004222
who is this guy

writing a song for my ex. so far i've got

>down on my knees begging you please

might explore South America

>>75003637
Ain't it funny how a portrait of a praying Jesus, presumably in the Garden of Gethsemane during his final hours, is hanging on the wall right behind them? They show more enthusiasm about cartoons than going to church. Really makes me think. Probably Catholics, since they are presumably part Spanish. But, hey, just go into confession and buy an indulgence here and there, and tell that portrait you're sorry

>>75004245
me too

>>75003637
pretty sure i've fallen in love with a girl and i've known her for 3 days

state of me

>>75004242
Because it's full of third world degenerate shite

found a new island on google maps, don't think anyones noticed it yet

>>75004225
they were munters then

luisa zissman sex tape on xhamster lads

>>75004271
the man in the video is white though ?

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>>75004113
what's the matter anon? you don't want my pussy that's seen 100 miles of cock?

*surreptitiously opens xhamster*

>>75004284
wew
hope this isn't a joke i'm about to check

>>75004282
shallow

>>75004287
Which part of it am I supposed to lick? Asking for a mate.

>>75004242
not his fault. he was forced into doing it because of poverty. anyway, the driver shouldn't have his bike out like that anyway. just going to provoke people.

just watched something extremely noncey on /gif/

>>75004284
fucking link me lad

i'll watch it in the uni library 2bhwy

In primary school once someone did a poo on the floor and then picked it up and put it on top of the toilet lid for some reason and nobody owned up to it so we had to have a big assembly until someone admitted they did it.

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>>75003700
>Attending an industry event about architecture and the environment, my job is in built environment research. Place was full of """creatives""", I was probably the most corporate chap in there. Still, quite an interesting job desu.

You the lad that got rejected from the south africa job?

>>75004309
she gets her chebs out and fingers herself for a while

>have a provisional job offer
>can't get the formal offer without current employer reference

>can't get the current employer reference without basically telling them i'm leaving (which i need a formal job offer for)

in a catch 22 lads.

>>75004296
I've found Spankbang being my go-to the last few weeks

Pornhub and eporner have been pretty lame lately

>>75004272
pretty funny post
definitely going to post it again when you're sleeping

>>75004317
clitoris. the bit at the top. it looks like a little penis (that's what it is, an underdeveloped penis)

>>75004329
a true monomyth

>>75004242
Their convo was horrendous.

>>75004287
sad that this woman took this with the intention of sending it to someone else to be alluring
>>75004329
literally same thing but in the gym room and no one admitted

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to be yourself is all that you can do

just asked a qt girl out

waiting on the reply, will keep you boys updated

>>75004329
We used to spit out water like a snake spits venom, right on the back of other classmate's necks and heads. A certain fat student had a huge hump on the top of his spine, and we used to call him Quasimodo until he left the school

Are there any porn streaming services which allow you to filter categories out (ex. interracial)

>>75004355
great site, used it for ages

>In club
>Drake comes on
>Watch all these insufferable worms dance sloppily flailing their fat fucking appendages saying shit like "papi I'm weak" pretending to be in a drake video

Makes me want to snap some cunts head off ngl

>>75004400
blacked.com

>>75004287
That banged up old flank steak

Fucking state of it

>>75004329
we had some weird things like this happen at primary school.

but it concerned the other class not ours. i remember all the boys had to sit in a classroom with the deputy head, whilst they tried to get it out of us who was responsible.

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pic of me

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>>75004113
tfw technically had sex off with a girl off tinder

>>75004326
https://xhamster.com/movies/7702084/lusia_zissman_naked.html

I watched a better quality one yesterday I'm sure :l

>>75004321
Link da mandem

>>75004381
was wondering that too
what was going on

she said yes lads

>>75004321
stop linking the mandem

>>75004454
You can be healthy at any size lad. Good on you.

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The number of total eclipses you could realistically see in your lifetime is quite small

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_solar_eclipses_in_the_21st_century

>>75004284
Welcome to last week

lived in london my whole life and I still have no clue as to how I haven't been mugged or attacked yet

anyone got a good link for Star Wars Episode IV?

asking for a friend

>>75003942
Terrible. Still waiting on line street to be sorted. Takes about 90 million hours longer than it should to get to Chester which is really shit if you're then planning to go to Crewe or Wales from Chester.

Has anyone here genuinely shit themselves?

>talking with the guy who used to do my job 2 years ago
>he tells me that it used to stress him out alot and he quit out of anxiety he was getting from it

>be me
>feel the exact same feelings he's describng

felt weird. thought the problem was with me not being good, but it turns out its the position itself naturally lends itself to feeling like shit.

>>75004368
Literally gay as fuck. Why do women make us lick their penis, is it a control thing?

I know this doesn't count because none have ever asked me to but I'd never lick the clenis. Can we lick the bits on the side?

>>75004533
What part of LDN?

>>75004509
genuinely don't care at all

>>75004549
anyone here NOT shit themselves?

>why should people have to pay for their own care in old age
Mad how people think they should be given everything for nothing.

>>75004548
*lime, apologies

>>75004549
yeah, these lads:
>>75004461
>>75004454

>>75004509
seen 2 they're shit x

don't have a camera in my car but that's just me

>>75004538
https://gomovies.to/film/star-wars-episode-iv-a-new-hope-2229/watching.html?ep=487615

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>>75004604

>>75004509
it annoyed me Apocalypto how an eclipse happens that conveniently when they're rare to happen 2bh

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business idea:

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A total solar eclipse will occur on September 23, 2090. This solar eclipse will be the first total solar eclipse visible from the United Kingdom mainland since August 11, 1999.

>>75004556
Yes. The "female orgasm" is simply an expression of mirth and self-satisfaction at successfully convincing some poor sap to bow down and get dried urine, blood, and semen on his tongue.

>>75004589
You mean people who've put into the pot for 40-45-50 years?

>>75004556
because it feels good for them, thus moistening their vagina and allowing for easier passage

>>75004633
What is this?

>>75004589
Modern leftist want everything for free, while also wanting to be quirky and unique

>>75004652
Yes.

>>75004647
>smeagol feet
bin'd

wish i was dead lads haha

Wrapped up warm in bed with the doggo after a nightcap

Maximum comfy

>>75004647
100% sure this is a male.
the fakeness of the tits
the angle of the shoulders
the lack of proper hips.

>>75004650
you will ALL die before that

>>75003637
kek what happened here

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>>75004650
>August 11, 1999
I went to Falmouth to see that.

It was cloudy

>>75004250
>let me suck that feminine penis, I truly mean this.

night /brit/

>>75004651
Wait, was that a joke or serious?

>>75004656
But can't they just use water or something, or we could just press the clit, why do we have to lick it?

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>>75004556
>>75004651

>>75004661
So not "given everything for nothing" then

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>>75004693
Haha

>>75004658
retarded

>>75004684

Living to 102 isn't that crazy

*swigs tennents super*

Most people today are not ideological.
The alt right are, the SJWs are, the Skeptics are.
But the normies are not.
In 1933 Germany, you had huge chunks of society that were very ideological, they believed for sure in these ideological things.
The only belief the normies have is this idea of 'equality', so they've internalised some leftist ideas. And that's it's social not genetic. It comes from the mainstream culture, and they have this utter dull conviction to not get too political. But they don't really care about it, it's lip service.

So whether you think we're heading towards an age of ideology, or if we're living in one now, it's worth noting that the Social Justice ideology is dying. It's losing ground. This is especially important if the age of ideology is coming. Feminism is losing ground, multiculturalism is losing ground, black lives matter is losing ground. So whatever ideologies that grow in the future may be, social justice cannot be a part of that, it is disqualified, as it is an ideology in its dying breaths.

So if we say on the right, things are gravitating towards the Alt Right, sometimes through the Alt Lite, sometimes through Libertarianism, it's generally gravitating towards the Alt Right. So if that's for the right, the question must be asked- what will the left gravitate towards? Given that it cannot be social justice. And I ask this mostly about Generation Z, who apparently scorn social justice. If it cannot be that, what will the left gravitate to? Can it at all? I'm not so sure.

why would you want to see a total eclipse

bet it's well shit

>>75004772
hat

>>75004738
Doubt putting a fiver a year into a 'pot' will cover their NHS care and nursing home costs for 10+ years.

>>75004693

Fuming that my parents didn't take me to cornwall, absolutely loved my space shit

>>75004689
a character on their tv show died

how do i make this young girl at my internship my mate? do i ask her to get dinner with me?

>>75004731
I have a feeling girls that don't like sucking dick feel the same way

Day after day I keep seeing you mongoloid virgins in here going "tfw no gf" and asking questions like 'What does a pussy feel like?' or 'What does a pussy taste like' and I am fucking sick of your shit.

A vagina is like a new running shoe, OK? At first, it looks good, smells ok and fits rather snugly. As time goes by, it stops being all of those things though, especially after being used repeatedly. It starts to look beat up, smells worse and worse, and things get kinda sloppy. A vagina is basically a tepid reservoir of bacterial filth, with new bacteria and viruses being added every time a new strange cock goes in (which is usually fairly often, because all women are whores. Even Mom.). It tastes like it smells too, sour with a peculiar strongness. They all smell and taste like that. All of them. Wanna know why? It is also a drain for bodily refuse like dead cells, dead bacteria, and dead spermatozoa. It smells the way it does, because it is full of decaying things all closed up in a moist, heated pocket.

So go ahead, stick your face in it and lick up that stinking, rotting slime.

>>75004777
>a fiver a year
wew hello underage

Next year it will be completely fine to post on this website and say you were born in the year 2000.

Deeply unsettling to be honest.

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bc7_1495122764

SCREAMING AND ROARING

Just took a sip of tea and made the ahhhh sound after

Didn't realise I'd become my grandad...

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>>75004633
This is unironically me

>>75004689
never saw the 'gramme before but I guess it's this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOjYFCq9y7E

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business idea: boris busses

>>75004819
keep your distance, make no emotional connection, study her daily schedule, concoct a poison to paralyze her and find the opportune

date is booked for monday lads

>>75004826
But shoes and trainers feel better the longer you wear them.

Is bus wanker the jew from Tottenham?

>>75004838
so glad i opened this

brilliant

*knicks yer pizza*
pssh, nothin personell

>>75004826
hello virgin

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>Day after day I keep seeing you mongoloid virgins in here going "tfw no gf" and asking questions like 'What does a pussy feel like?' or 'What does a pussy taste like' and I am fucking sick of your shit.
>
>A vagina is like a new running shoe, OK? At first, it looks good, smells ok and fits rather snugly. As time goes by, it stops being all of those things though, especially after being used repeatedly. It starts to look beat up, smells worse and worse, and things get kinda sloppy. A vagina is basically a tepid reservoir of bacterial filth, with new bacteria and viruses being added every time a new strange cock goes in (which is usually fairly often, because all women are whores. Even Mom.). It tastes like it smells too, sour with a peculiar strongness. They all smell and taste like that. All of them. Wanna know why? It is also a drain for bodily refuse like dead cells, dead bacteria, and dead spermatozoa. It smells the way it does, because it is full of decaying things all closed up in a moist, heated pocket
>
>So go ahead, stick your face in it and lick up that stinking, rotting slime.

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when we see a lunar eclipse, the people on the moon are seeing a solar eclipse

>>75004877
look like fucking skelington aliens with that half red/black face

>>75004829
Might as well be a fiver. What a person pays in over their lifetime nowhere near covers what they take back out when they get older. Don't know why people are so scared of having to look after themselves.

>>75004910
>read the comments
>apparently its fake
oh well

>>75004877
too small inside

>>75004929
no they're not

>>75004787
I had family there. Uncle was based at Culdrose. We used to travel form North Yorkshire to Cornwall every summer for 10 days.

Happy times.

the people's flag is deepest red

>>75004838
>>75004910
it's obviously fake idiots

why don't they just prescribe mentally ill tranny cunts testosterone instead of estrogen? then they'll feel more manly

>>75004929
...
anybody wanna switch seats?

i am GOING to bed

GOODNIGHT lads

GOING TO GET A CIDER AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA FUCK OFF
*fucking kicks your telly over*
fuck off!!
*strides outside as you gape in fear and admiration*

>>75004968
that would just aggravate their feeling of dysphoria
the problem is precisely that they don't want to feel more "manly"

>>75004983
Can you grab me one too la?

>>75004968
no they wouldn't

>>75004838
sounds like dormers

>>75004968
it's unethical
*forcefeeds an anorexic girl*

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>>75004826
mmmmmmmMMm

>>75004777
>Doubt putting a fiver a year
And the rest. All the taxes they pay, NI contributions throughout their entire working life.

Get a job, leave your parents' and get into he real world, lad.

>>75004937
right look i was gonna do a proper reply with all the points about taxes and what not but then i thought about it and realised that this is better

FOY

>With the advent of sonograms and live-action ultrasound images, neonatologists and nurses are able to see unborn babies at 20 weeks post-fertilization or younger react physically to outside stimuli such as sound, light and touch. This sense of touch is so acute that even a single human hair drawn across an unborn child’s palm can cause the baby to make a fist.

>Surgeons entering the womb to perform corrective procedures on tiny unborn children have seen those babies flinch, jerk and recoil from sharp objects and incisions.

:(

>>75004983
So your dad's off his meds again?

>>75003637


God I fucking hate millennials

>>75004838
what a horrible, poncey voice

>>75004909
alri haha

>>75003637
ugly lad on the left knows he doesn't have a chance with the girls anyway so he doesn't bother acting like he cares

>>75005018
plants do the same thing

>>75004838
Staged, you fucking nobber

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any of you lads tried one of these aneros/prostate massager thingies? they're meant to give you ridiculously powerful and long bum orgasms

NOT gay just curious.

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>God I fucking hate millennials

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3tUqRBiMVo
the bankers the bonuses

>>75004990
>>75004998
>>75005002
don't care. give them testosterone

>>75004744
It made me laugh.

>>75005009
>>75005010
Just think it's unreasonable to expect the government to pay for all your medications, treatments, pay your pension and then cover the £400 a week residential/nursing home costs.

>>75005056
i've got one, don't buy it expecting to just stick it in and feel an amazing orgasm

you have to be used to using toys and know how to control your muscles in order to move it over your prostate

bit of hard work but the orgasm is decent

>>75005071
dumb yank doesn't understand science!
many such cases!!

>>75005091
FOY

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>>75005081

>>75005066
ITS DISGUSTING

>>75005091
FOY

>>75005101
that cant be real

>>75005119
please stop posting this

>>75005081
the one good post you've made today

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>>75005081

190 is a fucking horrible poster

love bankers love bonuses

>>75005091
But it's not when you spend your working life putting into a system that exists to cover those expense for you if you need them.

>>75005143
innit. he doesn't realise it either. probably wonders why he has no friends.

>>75005119
>unarmed black man gets shot for protesting or after being pulled over by a cop
>white yanks still don't care
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/cop-who-shot-unarmed-black-10445217

>>75004877
they're shite

time for some ASMR methinks x

>gradually loses ability to connect and socialize with group
>retreats to the outskirts and tries to regain attention by making obtrusive, questionable jokes/actions

about to have my last wank of the week

>everyone pays a little amount towards a single system
>when someone needs help from that system, they get it for free thanks to the contributions of society

neat idea

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lo so true xD

>>75005138
cheers senpai, I don't usually get involved in identity politics but that was because of my white privilege.

>>75005143
he's also the type of virgin that is so clearly a virgin

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>>75005129
>>75005138
>>75005174

>>75005190
think you're about 140 years too late for coming up with Social-Democracy

>>75005174
>>75005138
It depresses me that you are probably white yourself.

>>75005139
>dominant thus superior
erm no sweetie thats not how evolution works

>>75005219
It depresses me that you actually took the bait.

>>75005148
Still doesn't cover it.

>see a muslim child
>wince as I think about the future of the country

anyone else?

>>75005219
Why? Because we don't coddle ourselves with double standards and like to see our fellow human beings treated decently?

>>75005180
sounds like someone i know

Lisicki is a better poster than any of the americans who post in this thread

>>75005233
that is, quite literally, how evolution works

>>75005236
The Communist is very serious.

75005250
put your trip back on lickydicky

>>75005250
Even me?

>>75005240
'rke

>>75005258
lighten up mate

>>75005240
No because I'm not a fucking racist. Just piss off.

>>75003637
One of the chick is holding the hand of one guy while leaning on the other

>>75005265
I'm not him
>>75005267
and you are?

it's hilarious to see the yanks go DONT REPLY TO IT

as if anyone here listens to you fuckers, fuck off to /cum/ where you belong

>>75005240
nah muslims will just suddenly drop their ultra-convservative, ultra-intolerant, ultra-religious and quasi-fascist mentality one day. because reasons.

according to the left.

>>75005240
go have a massive family then

>>75005206
But they've done that you retarded yank look at the news

lads the cat has only gone and fallen asleep on my legs and i need a stonking piss send help

>see a muslim child
>wince because if i close my eyes i can imagine him doing all kinds of things to the future of our country

flatmate's cooking stinks

6 foot 2 and built like a welsh marxist

*doesnt send help*

>>75005281
>racist to consider the implications of an increasingly islamic population

aaah yes

The final red pill is Islam. You must accept Islam in order to remove the corruption from our sacred society.

>>75003637
Jesús hanging out having a pray on the wall

>complaining about muslim children and the future of the country rather than trying to fix the problem

go outside
now
shag lots of women
have lots of babies
procreate, white man

all of the problems in the world could be solved if I had a large family

>>75005288
Who ever you want me to be :3

>>75005306
think i will have permanent bladder problems the amount of times i've had the cat on my lap while drinking beers

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can anybody in here speak tim and translate this for me please?

>>75005281
>>75005245
moralist now are we?

>>75005304
>When in fact, as we know … more white people have been shot by police officers this year than minorities (2016)
hmmm doing a large think to this

>>75005253
No, evolution works through natural selection you dumb cunt. Dominant genes are essentially meaningless unless they change such a small aspect that it doesn't effect your ability to survive.

Red hair is one of the most recessive types known and if there were a change in nature tomorrow that made it more worthwhile to have red hair then they would thrive and be considered superior.

Same can be said for tonnes of common, recessive, reptile genes that change their colour especially. Recessive but very helpful for camouflage/warning/heat absorption etc.

>>75005351
When he says swipe down he almost always means the remote/using the remote to change the channel. Dumb cunt.

>>75005356
Bevause whites are the majority you fuckwit doesn't mean inoccent blacks aren't killed by police in large numbers in yankland

>see a muslim child
>wince because if i close my eyes i can imagine doing all kinds of things to her in the not-too-distant future

>>75005321
What's wrong with having a large Muslim population? And yes, I do think you're a racist.

>>75005351
tim didnt get sectioned?

>>75005382
so what's a mom swipe down smart arse?

>>75005386
but it doesn't matter that more whites are killed by police every year? hmmmmmmmm
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2015/apr/21/police-kill-more-whites-than-blacks-but-minority-d/

>>75005396
why would he?
you only get sectioned these days if you're a danger to yourself/others

>>75005403
I meant Tim was a dumb cunt lad

>>75005351
He's becoming more and more Americanised.

>see a muslim child
>wince because if i close my eyes i can see her dad doing all kinds of things to her in the not-too-distant future

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Tim is getting VERY fat

>>75005408
>moving the goalposts
Whites are a majority blacks aren't

>>75005351
>mom
heading to high wycombe right now to clobber this crypto-yank senseless

>>75005415
practising for his green card exam

Personal responsibility doesn't exist. We as a society need to drastically restructure what works and change our own behavior so primitive, third-world people stop getting killed or made poor by what has been proven to work among civilized and relatively intelligent people. Yes, after first-world countries have saved savages from the conditions of their own countries, we must now make up for this imbalance by catering them afterwards at the expense of our own productivity and culture.

>>75005424
weight gain = depression
poor tim

>>75005393
Is this bait? It must be bait.

>>75005408
blacks are killed at a far higher percentage than their population

>>75005444
what's wrong with it?

>>75005424
he's got an excuse tbf, he's literally a headcase

unlike the rest of the repulsive fatties polluting this country