/brit/

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kay-on

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Time for a bag of pic related wish a dash of olive oil and a lot of black pepper and peocrino

wew laddos

foy

listening to paramore

hope the flatmate brings home some toilet paper

poo comes from bums
willies go in bums
therefore poos are caused by/come from willies?

Lads; why do we hate Corbyn again?
Struggling to remember why he's so bad.
He's committed to renewing Trident; which was my main concern with him, and aside from having Diane Abbott in the Cabinet I really don't think a Labour gov would be so bad

want to lick hayley william's arsehole desu

pooing

wish London had a 'high line' like new york does

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fucking hate myself tbf

New thread /brit/ personalities I hate:

- The twat who puts the edition in the subject
- The twat who doesn't do an edition (possibly same person)
- The Australian twat who links his new threads with a single link

>>74997570
Seems like a good bloke aye

sargon is centre left

dunno why people say he's right wing

>>74997556
Find it amusing that they say one pack serves two people when it's actually just about enough for 1

>>74997570
I love him

>>74997555
because I'd rather me and my countrymen were better off, don't care if it comes at the expense of people from other countries

>>74997615
What about me?

bogus runts

>>74997512
can't wait for this fat fuck to be taken down with all of his mongy arse lickers too

>>74997648
I like you, you're my favourite person here

hitler was centre left
dunno why people say he's right wing

>>74997615
Great post

>>74997570
shant respond to this

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Milky

>>74997615
dislike the Irish OP who keeps shilling IRA threads
also that annoying Brit who keeps making car editions with the edition in the subject

>>74997548
Flawless post

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>>74997621

https://www.interpals.net/alina_red

in love lads

>>74997570
my only problem with him is he loves the 'sheeds

as long as he wouldn't actually increase immigration he'd be better than the bastard tories though
>>74997615
none of these are new you new twat

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>>74997608
I hate myself too, I'm not sure what I hate more, me or my life

>>74997570
nobody hates him
anyone who claims to do on /brit/ is just baiting or is so mentally ill that they've convinced themselves that they're a member of the upper class elite and that voting tory is the only option

>>74997615
Thread "editions" are such a new-new-new-nu-new /brit/ thing.

I value the purity of a simple OP image with nothing but /brit/ in the subject.

>>74997665
Aww thanks I think your posts are good too ;0)

just whacked a tenner on a dodgy bet lads

>>74997484
no all voting for the nationalist parties does is weakens labours position and strengthens the tories, which in turn increases poverty and deprivation across britain but especially in the poorer parts of england

i remember loads of snp voters going on and on about how labour were run by blairites so they voted snp instead, now we have a left-wing leader where are their votes? tories are doing better than ever in the country

don't trust nationalists, since the scots voted to remain they should now vote for the interest of all brits and vote corbyn

otherwise they can stop their "boo hoo we're such poor socialist scots the english don't understand me" because they've had the best opportunity to create a socialist britain in a generation and they are not standing behind us

Fuck off Paul no one voted to leave the single market

Not sure if it's because I'm definitely voting Lib Dem, but Farron seems like the most rational one here

>>74997684
>that guy
could you get a elitist face

tories:
keep foreign aid
won't reduce immigration
want to increase tax on the middle class

labour:
same
same
opposite

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>>74997512
Awoo!~

hilarious when corbyn said the majorities of britain's wars since WW2 weren't just

mad how marines who went to afghanistan think they were fighting for something meaningful and just

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>>74997733
Lib Dems have always been the most rational ones

>>74997749
Reddit

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_East_England_devolution_referendum,_2004

reminder northerners don't know how to help themselves and will forever be cucked by london

>>74997713
going to vote tory just for you x

>>74997720
*whacks you*

haha did you do it like that mate

*keeps hitting you on the hit, increasing in power*

go on mate whack some more on hahaha

>>74997642
but corbyn would make the whole country richer whilst increasing the qualtiy of life for poor brits country over, all snp does is protect the scots a bit from the austerity implemented by the tories, you'd still be better off under corbyn

why do people strive for fame so badly? the opinion of the average peon is beyond worthless, most so called humans are not really conscious

remember the exact same thing happened before the 2015 election too

when the election is months off all the rorke twats are spouting off about muh ukip but then when the elections actually starts getting close and people are genuinely thinking whon they're gonna vote for people start saying they might vote labour and lib dems with the most ardent of rorkes not straying past the tories

>a 90 year old man in the 1980s would have been born in the 1890s

brruuuhhhhhh

>>74997752
doesn't matter if he's right it's still a disrespectful thing to say on the surface

you didn't just think political correctness was for left-wing people, did you?

love it when my friend convinces me to shell out money for a festival ticket and then waits too long to buy one for himself and then I have to go alone

Love that

>>74997774
>north east
haha
>>74997789
fear of death
people like the idea of being remembered in the future

>>>/gif/10613428
jesus FUCK
in case you'd rather not click it's a woman fisting/punching her cunt

>>74997786
>but corbyn would make the whole country richer whilst increasing the qualtiy of life for poor brits country over
how?

>feel a shite brewing
>first shite I'll have had since yesterday's cascading body-emptying diarrhea mess
>go down to the bathroom
>housemate's standing there in a towel turning off the water now that her bath is filled
>"oh hi anon, do you need in before I get in the bath?"
>can't bring myself to say yes in case the shite is another diabolical monster of a shit like yesterday
Swear to God, every single time I need a shit, she's in there filling a bath.

>>74997765
love females

>>74997781
*swallows teeth*
haha is that it mate

need mo money fo dem programs

>>74997829
Shan't

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>>74997771
YOU'RE from reddit

AWOO

what does "innit" mean?

>>74997698
The manifesto has pledged to reduce immigration to a manageable level
Whether you believe they'll do that or not though is another matter I guess

>>74997823
northerns don't know what reorganisation means

>>74997789
I just want to be loved by millions

>>74997786
so the best outcome for the SNP is corbyn gets 300 odd seats and forms a coalition with the SNP

so...I should still vote snp

>>74997848
is she cute x

>>74997876
Reddit

>>74997830
>investment in infrastructure and high wage jobs
>promises to create a better trade deal with europe
>increase in minimum wage
>massive drive to build new homes
yes that will make our lives so much harder

>>74997829
haha

>>74997881
Doesn't really have a meaning desu

>>74997733
Completely agree

>>74997888
who, labour or tories? tories had it in the last two so I won't believe it a 3rd time

armoured skeptic is reddit: the youtuber

love old working class, left wing people

>>74997902
SNP have said that they won't form a coalition, if they did i would be less annoyed about this, instead they attack corbyn constantly

either stay and vote labour in the interest of all brits or leave, don't pretend you are socialists

▲
▲ ▲

jeremy corbyn? damn right i'm voting for him

>>74997960
No that's pjw

>>74997848
Pics

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need them to fight over who gets to swallow my spunk

Quite enjoyed that 'lette lads

>>74997913
>make the whole country richer
?

Posts I have no time for:
>>74997548
>>74997617
>>74997621
>>74997662
>>74997663
>>74997692
>>74997694
>>74997719
>>74997720
>>74997725
>>74997745
>>74997749
>>74997752
>>74997774
>>74997786
>>74997789
>>74997809
>>74997817


Posts I feel indifferent about:
>>74997556
>>74997557
>>74997570
>>74997605
>>74997608
>>74997615
>>74997637
>>74997640
>>74997642
>>74997648
>>74997669
>>74997672
>>74997673
>>74997685
>>74997686
>>74997698
>>74997709
>>74997713
>>74997729
>>74997733
>>74997766
>>74997771
>>74997776
>>74997822
>>74997818


Posts I enjoy:
>>74997560
>>74997561
>>74997567
>>74997579
>>74997591
>>74997684
>>74997716
>>74997738
>>74997765
>>74997781

>>74997848
shit in her bath

things that would decrease the quality of my life

>lower taxes
>paying lower rent
>lower crime rate
>hospitals getting more funding

business idea: a Trump-style right wing outsider for British politics becomes Prime Minister, except they do exactly what they say they were going to do when they get in power

>>74997977
nothing wrong with him

>>74997637
they want small servings so the headline nutritional numbers don't look so bad to illiterates, common practice tbqh

but EU would make the whole continent richer whilst increasing the qualtiy of life for poor europeans country over, all UK government does is protect the brits a bit from bendy bananas implemented by Merkel, you'd still be better off under brussels

>>74997997
all me

>>74997977
nah he holds some opinions that are unpopular

>>74997997
literally all me

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>>74997997
literally every one of my posts is in indifferent

Gayest post I had the misfortune of ever witnessing with both of my eyes
>>74997997

Posts I definitely read thoroughly and had a great big think about:

>>74997997

>>74998024
wouldnt be trump-style then

>>74998039
>>74998042
>>74998055
>>74998064
>>74998067
All added to 'posts I don't have time for'

>>74997985
>need them to fight over who has to swallow my spunk

fixed

>>74997570

ah yes why not spend £200,000,000,000 on apocalyptic weapons so we can sit at the big boys table for a few more years and pretend we aren't a declining power

get stiffies whenever im tired

>>74997991
austerity is making the country poorer and hinders future growth, it's just going to keep getting worse the longer it goes on, we desperately need more investment, it's an embarrassment how little we invest in infrastructure compared to most of europe

can you lads tell me what an average libdem voter is like coz i can't for the life of me get an idea based off their brand and policies

is it redditor students who like weed?

>>74997997
none of those posts were mine btw

Find it funny that lefties say the queen is german because great-great-grandfather was german but they say pakis that moved here 5 years ago and passed a citizenship test are 100% british

>>74998117
same. believe i have forced my body into the habit of wanting a wank before bed

>>74997605

I get high off lines....heh

hate hate hate rorkes, rasheeds and commies
love love love the radical centre

the democrats are the real racists

>>74998127
not necessarily reddit, but yea students

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only have one friend and haven't spoken to him in 6 months
doing a lonely

74997997
post I don't even consider worth giving a (You)

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Fuck off Shirley

bet came in lads

>>74998126
why start spending so much more money whilst we still have a huge deficit?

>>74998182
>haven't spoken to him in 6 months
>friend
mate i have some news for you

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>>74998168
R-rude senpai

really need an r-beginning word for the communists who sperg on /brit/

tRotsky maybe

>>74998127
labour = lefties that live in cities and northern post industrial shitholes
lib dem = lefties that live in the countryside

lads I'm going to get that >>75000000

Milk and sugar in your tea lads? How much?

>>74998168
good post

wish I could go back in time to my younger self and replay secondary school with all of my current knowledge

I'd fucking rinse the entire system

>>74998239
good luck, im rooting for you!

PRAISE K E K

>>74998248
bit racist

>>74998199
YUM

>>74998268
thanks :3

>>74998230
red- something

>fat colleague moans about weight
>says he's gonna eat healthy, eats soups etc.
>next week drinking energy drinks, orange juice, eats sandwiches/sausage rolls/cakes

He's about 5 inches shorter than me and ate double my calories over the day

>>74998254
Just milk

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>>74997997
>didn't make the enjoy list

Who the fuck is Barick Obemma?

>>74998212
because you need to invest to ensure future growth, it's poor economics to just cut everything and letting the countries infrastructure fall apart, will just create further poverty

>>74998290
reddit

>>74998182
Wanna go to the pub for a few drinks?

>>74998254
drop of milk that's it

sometimes no milk if I feel like it

business idea: all of /brit/ turns gay
alright lads, show me your cocks and lets suck each other off

>>74998254
little bit of milk
sugar in tea is for children

>>74998230
rusheed

(rus meaning russian)

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big fan of these 2bh

thoroughly enjoy me a comfy browsing of reddit

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anime

business idea: liberate the proud people of svalbard from the opressive norwegian regime

>>74998254
Lemon and honey.

>>74998290
Redbyn
Redchev
Redrade

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STRONG AND STABLE
STRONG AND STABLE

NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS
NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS
NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS
NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS
NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS
NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS NHS

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hate pretty much everyone I know but I still hang out with them

would change friends but I've tried that before and still hated them

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>freshman year of high school was 8 years ago

Haven't had a single friend for coming up to 5 years now

>>74998367
going to stab her to death

Business Idea: Create legislation that stops any party from using the NHS as a political tool

>>74998381
i like a cup of aguapanela especially when i'm ill

>>74998394
>>74998395
ah yes the two party manifestos

what are the most BASED sub 'dits bros?

besides the_donald obviously

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>>74998394
me

>>74998444
r/gonewildaudio

british soldiers are all war criminals

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>>74998427
AWFULLY rude 2bh

>>74998394
state of that party goodness me

Well...finished my pasta and I'm still hungry.

No snackable food in the house though smdh

>>74998444
gonewildscrubs

>>74998444
gonemild, gonewild,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqzFgkkQXWw
the gf (with the tail)

>>74998460
redbyn

my favourite biscuit is a choco leibniz

love choco liebnizzes me

business idea:
>form armed workers brigades to defends the factories
>abolish the monarchy and house of lords
>sack the generals, the admirals, the air marshals, the senior civil servants, the police, and in particular, the judges

>>74998341
perfect

>>74998290
redik (radik actually) is a russian name (paдик)

>>74998444
r/natureismetal/

>>74998394
EXTERMINATE (pensioners)
EXTERMINATE (children)
EXTERMINATE (the NHS)

has anybody here ever gone on anti-anxiety meds? What's it like?

Would like to enter the work world next year with a bit of a calmer demeanour than currently, but don't want to fry my brain on anything too strong like some ADD American primary schooler.

>>74998506
Could strange a child for a bottle of vanilla coke or blue pepsi 2bh

STOP INTERRUPTING TIM

every thread on r/uk has the word tory in its title

>>74998491
Quality

poo in my bum!

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me every morning when I wake up

>>74998506
>41p for a can of fanta

US powerhouse

>>74998553
>strange a child

everyone LAUGH at this MONG

HAAHAHAHAHAHHA

>>74998549
St Johns wort

>>74997997
>tfw got one of each category

>leave /brit/ unattended for 2 minutes
>50 new posts
>don't have time to read them all
feel bad for skipping over some of your posts buds

>>74998394
lil brain: coming up with an argument
big brain: doctor who analogies

>>74998464
will smash her head through that window, make her eat the broken glass and then throw her out hoping she lands on her legs and dies slowly in horrible pain and agony

>>74998570
>gif
fuck off

>>74997952
Labour
Though its in the Conservative one too. They've kept the 'reduce to10,000s' pledge

>>74998570
haha where did you find this one?

>>74998549
benzos are easy to procure

they feel very good BUT

You build tolerance very fast; they're very easy to abuse and by all accounts withdrawals are as bad as any drug out there.

Even if you only use them lightly, following use it feels like anxiety is worse than it was before...zero sum game la.

Labour through and through me.

>>74998588
here's a quick rundown:>>74998394
>>74998378
>>74998347
>>74998341
>>74998268
>>74998263

need to do a shit but there's no toilet paper and the shops have closed

>>74998604
believe that's a knowyourmeme filename

>>74998604
haha on reddit mate!

runts see every refugee as a poor little 4 year old syrian
rorkes see every refugee as a 37 year old burly somalian rapist

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>>74998549
i pop bars nomesayin

tbqh xannies are nice and relaxing and certainly help with anxiety, but i have no idea what long term regular use would be like

>>74998637
this is why I keep a watering can and my arse towel in the toilet these days

__. ____, _'_ ___
__ ___'_ ____
__, __ __'_ ___ __ _____ _______

>>74998111
The UNSC gives us more influence than anything else; influence is power; we can shape the world in our interest.
We'll lose our seat at the UNSC if we ever give up nukes.

>>74998579
*Stranges you*

IT WAS AN HONEST TYPO YOU SHIT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vH_j0-F592U

>>74998679
Is there a b?

>>74998644
reality is they are just people, some people are scumbags, some people achieve great things, most are just ordinary

>>74998688
We might need them for alien invaders one day

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>>74998688

>>74998679
e

hate p*** c***s

>>74998679
dr. pavel, I'm cia
he wasn't alone
uh, you don't get to bring friends.

>>74998716
but all of them are brown

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m-mummy?

>>74998716
There's only one thing for certain: they're 100% muslim and that just won't do

>>74998549
for anxiety they'll most likely start you off with propranolol.

Propranolol is a beta blocker and is very good at calming physical aspects of anxiety (adrenaline rush, heartbeat, etc), but only indirectly improves mental anxiety by inhibiting the physical effects. Propranolol's main side effect in my experience is giving you very vivid and intense dreams.

If propranolol fails you, you'll be given SSRIs. SSRIs are not a drug you can "feel" working, but you will notice their effects. If you have panic attacks, SSRIs will likely stop them. You will be given increasingly higher doses every month or so until an optimum dose is found. SSRIs have a range of side effects though, such as decreasing sex drive, and can be especially rough in the first week or so of starting them.

If SSRIs and propranolol fail you, you may be given benzos as a temporary, emergency drug. Benzos kill anxiety dead, but are addictive and tolerance builds quickly. They're a last-ditch measure for severe cases.

If you want to significantly improve your chances of getting better while you take drugs, go to therapy too.

Nutman crashing and burning here.

>>74998755
right up the shit pipe

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>white people can't da-

hate foxes
not a tory just don't like em

>>74998739
GREAT post

>>74998709
>post-2009 Skream

howling at u

https://soundcloud.com/vang-halifax/head-splitter-wip

vang throwing it down

>>74998755
Amazing how now matter how haggard the face and neck gets, good boobs are timeless.
They could belong to a 20 year old.

_______ _____ _____ __ __ ______ ____ __ ____ _______

>>74998761
thank you, I was planning on seeing a therapist every two weeks or so as well so I have that down.

WHIR DO THEY LIVE?

TAMWORTH

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any straight lads ITT or are you all bumboys?

>>74998775
>gif
fuck off

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hate the right
love pints
simple as

>>74998127
Lib Dems lacking a stereotypical core voter is one of their electoral problems.
The 'typical' voter I suppose would be a borderline Labour in the cities or a not-quite-Tory in the countryside

>>74998739
expect great things of this gimmick

>>74998814
a little from column A and a little from column B lol x

>>74998761
the lad i buy xanax from says it's extremely easy to get a prescription here kek

>>74998795
I've told you too many times, stop posting music.

Your taste is truly dismal.

>>74998755
M I L K Y
I
L
K
Y

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>>74998814
All me

>>74998739
enjoy this gimmick

have never hated lib dems more than this election, pathetic, they spend more time attacking labour than the tories

the nationalist parties are all underwhelming too, would be totally unnecessary if scottish and welsh labour were doing their jobs properly

britains fattest woman is on tv in 15 minutes lads

>>74998793
The dub days are gone lad, the yanks ruined it. Can't listen to it without weeping for the genre.

stretching blu tac

>>74998824
me want mummy may milkies

next leftist i see i'm going to fucking HEEM with hurricane like force

>>74998821
the left is so unaesthetic

>>74998127
middle class
urban
cosmopolitan
very much into activism, veganism

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M-MILKY?

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>>74998845
no

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been abusing benzos for over 3 years

____g __ ___ ____, __y___ ____ __y____g?

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>>74998879
There's more to "aesthetics" than Greco-Roman statues of nude men.

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>the left is so unaesthetic

OK lads, I'm off to bed now but I need you to all make absolutely sure the next thread is an absolute cracker because it's the one i'm going to print out and read on the train tomorrow

>>74998814
I'm a raging gay boy

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>>74998248

>>74998842
benzo prescriptions in the UK are extremely rare because they're so addictive. They're a very effective medicine, but one relegated to only emergencies and the past.

If you suffer from fear of flying and things like that, you can get given a small handful of benzo pills to deal with it. That's about the easiest way to have them prescribed here.

>>74998814
big fan of breasts

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>>74998679

>>74998934
>stealing my gimmick
state of you

What does brit think of the Issou Night Club ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqaYYVIKyNo

is that lad here who posted his gorgeous cock last night?
post some more pics please x

>>74998951
all me

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A SPEEDBOAT

ALWAYS A SPEEDBOAT

>>74998878
come try me you malnourished freak

>>74998919
cornetto?

voting for the radical centrists (lib dems)

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snags

the sky is a gorgeous gold right now

business idea: after a month, the best /brit/ posts (as voted on by a committee) are printed off and put in an art gallery

>>74998709
essex

>>74998870
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZmfjL41r1Y
only got to look in the right places

>>74998854
They attack Labour about the EU (The Lib Dem core issue for this election); they attack the Conservatives on the EU + everything else.
I think you're mistaken, lad

why do chips always go soggy after you reheat them REEEEEEE

skeptical as to whether the cuckio meme ever existed

>>74998977
what are you on about you stupid twat? I created that gimmick 6 months ago, check the archives you dumb new mong

>>74998991
SEND THE BUGGERS BACK

ENGLAND ABSOLUTELY BTFO!!!

HOW WILL THE ENGLISH EVER RECOVER?!?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dKpHtc9F9M

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>rorke.jpg

>>74999056
me in the hijab

>>74998951
>Sir you are 10000% correct

Reddit: The woman

>>74999040
fuck off i made jokes about printing them off and reading them on the bus ages ago, i've literally been posting on /brit/ for about three years or so, you must have copied it from me, don't call me a new mong been posting on here for years

ah yes the much touted fash aesthetics of pagan and viking symbols and greek statues and latent homosexuality hmm certainly sublime and unmatched by the left

>>74999056
>1 finger raised

Is he... is he declaring a fatwa?

La grosse chatte à vos mères les truies bande de salopes.

>>74999053
not funny just edgy

never been in a cafe

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>>74998958

woah, me too

>>74999089
nah get fucked you probably saw me post it, forgot you'd seen it elsewhere and then thought you'd invented it when you remembered it dumb cunt

get a fucking life

never been outside the cafe

>>74999125
nonce

FUCK OFF HOME NIGGER

all my life i've all i've ever known is the cafe...

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>>74999042
completo

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>>74999056
mentioned

>>74999056
glad I left that shit uni

(only joking, I had the time of my life at sheffield uni, met loads of great people, had lots of girlfriends, went out often with mates and did loads of drugs, now 2 years after graduation I'm an incredibly depressed single man living in a flat by myself who spends his evenings on 4chan)

dont fully understand the cafe concept

>>74999133
projecting much, that is probably exactly what you did, i remember posting it ages ago and then i remembered the gimmick and repeated it, you're just embarrassed you got caught out you sad cunt

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lol @ this

>>74999177
lisicki on the far left

have the entire genome of a new extremophile alga on my computer right now

@74999203
bored of you pretending to have invented my gimmick now, yawn

look forward to your furious reply which I shall NOT be reading

what's a cafe?

>>74999168
fuck off liar

>>74999177
dire

>>74999232
what kind of extremophile lad and where did you get the genome from???

>>74999251
small restaurant selling light meals and drinks

>>74999168
Not true, you've known a pub or too as well you drunk.

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>>74999263
>>74999227

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>>74999263

>>74999263
how did you do that so quickly

>>74999177
obvious tranny is obvious

where the FUCK is the new

>>74999238
yeah whatever almost certain you are NOT me so in which case you did NOT invent MY gimmick

cafes are really a social construct, a label we imagined upon this reoccurring event in the human consciousness

>>74999293
>>74999298
>>74999304
In a VERY gimmicky mood tonight lads will be coming out with some corkers so keep an eye out

>>74999177
girl with brown hair in the middle is a qt

made a new but not gonna link it

Imagine tu te prends un Batista Bomb dans la gueule. Tu penses que tu continuerais à troller ?

>>74999311
Just sent out a search party to find it

>>74999311
did you check under the tray

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>>74999263

>>74999364
>>74999364