Labour edition
FUCK corbyn
came back JUST as the new was posted
brilliant
Upa RA
How's Fargo S3 turning out?
lauren 2bh lads
Business idea: Start a revolution in Horsham
DID YA SEE WOT I DONE
CAME IN A BLACK BENZ LEFT IN A WHITE ONE
>black """goals"""
Reminder that if you are not voting Tory you are probably a Paki.
is it wise to move out if you don't have a job?
someone stab me to death
>>74995718
Below average
>>74995698
we talked about what we were both going to have for dinner and took the piss out of some of the people we work with
Sinead lads
>>74995711
shit just like S2.
rorkes want to remove this
>>74995769
you're thinking of True Detective anon
>>74995777
baited you into making a pointless post. haha
>>74995791
pleb, season 2 was superior
Goldberg and co. are absolutely hammering this Russia tripe into the media
walking is the ideal form of commuting wish I could walk everywhere
>>74995791
TD S2 was shit too.
Her eyes.
>>74995746
Why would you back a party that is clearly going to lose? I've been on twitter today and pretty much everyone is voting labour. Tories have no chance.
Weekend plans then lads?
hope drumphfhff gets impeached and theres a civil war
>>74995647
What network lad? Move to plusnet with a SIM only deal.
I'm paying £8.50 a month rolling contract for 3GB of 4G data, 1500 mins, unlimited texts. Just the other day they had a deal on for 5GB data, 500 mins and unlimited texts for a tenner a month.
>>74995814
FOY
i'm asexual, as in i'm a sexual person haha
what does your bellend smell like right now?
mine? faint skips smell.
bossman down the local kebabby has stated selling kapsalon. tried one on saturday when I was pissed and it was absolutely delish
thoughts on trimming arm and leg hair?
>Trump will never get elected
>Brexit won't pass
>Corbyn won't win
Do you lands wanna.be wrong again?
>>74995827
but Fargo S2 is certified kino
Fuck who ever posted a pic of their chinese earlier made me go and buy this shit
>>74995791
He's thinking of Broadchurch
>>74995837
something on friday nite
thats all
>>74995779
sorry but i can't help being a literal vegan bender whose body can't handle a kebab every now and then
>>74995814
>Trump
>Russia
both goldberg controlled you stupid gimp
literally invented the 'bellend smells like skips' gimmicks
as in I was literally the first human being on earth to associate the smell of fresh bellsmeg with the odour of prawn cocktail skips
>>74995892
said no one ever
>>74995893
worst takeaway looking food ever bro i'm sorry
>>74995893
chips looks fucking rancid
>>74995827
>>74995892
the other way around
>>74995893
hahaha
absolutely bleating
>>74995886
those were 2016 phenomenons, and corbyn did indeed win in 2016
in 2017, there are no surprises. geert lost, le pen lost, corbyn will lose
>>74995885
Trim your vagina too wayhay
>>74995948
wrong
>>74995896
what sort of thing?
>>74995837
Day drink Saturday
Last game of the season is Sunday morning then day drink
>>74995939
lying is a sin
Need some music lads. Might do some Joanna Newsom. Any genres I should spotify? Or playlists or something?
>>74995849
Vodafone, literally had it since I was like year 8
definitely need to change and I will at somepoint but I just can't be arsed talking to call centre runt #45431561 who is going to beg me to stay
>>74995980
normal flat party
not looking forward to it
>>74995990
yeh so stop it
>>74995996
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zgmvg-zzctI
i'm bein serious i'm really hairy and i know it turns people off
>>74995964
>i-it won't happen that was in 2016
Alri' May
>>74995893
>>74995886
2017 is just another year in the great Tory Empire.
Have literally never had takeaway or fast food in my life except for fish and chips
I had McDonald's ONCE in Manchester at 3am after a gig because we were all of our tits on drugs and drink and needed food, so I don't count it.
had a few too many margeritas with the bf but gonna drive us home now ta ta x
>>74995893
burn your local down
that's a fucking travesty
>>74995996
listen to the first men at work album
>>74996021
cringe middle class white kid from surrey
>>74995936
skips aren't prawn cocktail . they have their own flavour
>>74995978
pleb
>>74995996
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFh71_ftxLE
sound kino
>>74995837
no friends no plans
>>74996034
Pics x
>>74996045
why does he wear the mask
>>74996042
what do you eat when you're pissed?
Might raise taxes on the rich to pay for the NHS.
Have literally never had takeaway or fast food except several times when i had fish and chips and once when I had a mcdonalds. except from that never.
>>74996015
ah ok
next weekend friend is coming down with a gram of mandy
this weekend probably just do nothing
>>74996057
upper-middle ofc but fuck surrey what u chatting
>>74996016
weirdo
torn between voting bnp and the communist party
>>74996089
why would you want to see that?
plan for the day
dab (done)
cigarette (done)
make breakfast (in progress)
pack some things
go to park
take 2 mg xanax
dab, listen to choons, and work on choons on fruity (mobile)
KP Snacks have had an exclusive deal with me to extract the unique aroma of my bellpiece since 1974 when they first launched Skips.
course a snack flavoured like an unwashed cockhead wouldn't sell very well so they labelled it prawn cocktail and haven't looked back since
have had many offers from the likes of walkers and seabrooks to take my talented anteater elsewhere but i've stayed loyal to KP, seen no reason to change when my manky helmet brings so much joy to hungry people each day
>>74995996
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dHD1jOOG9w
Playing nier automata lads
>>74996108
*votes for you*
>>74996060
no they're prawn cocktail mate
how do we get the bank of england out of the hands of the rothschilds
ONE
>>74996150
2b more like 2bum
just bought marx's capital from a shop hahaha how ironic
>>74996105
usually make something when I get home
haven't been out for almost a month now
don't really care
so fucking bored
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
>>74996151
the powder doesn't look or taste anything like the stuff on walkers prawn cocktail ergo you're a lying sack of shit
>>74996186
Good lad
>>74996192
Gay
>>74996144
do you think ground beef with a hint of testicle would be a marketable product?
>>74996208
says prawn cocktail on the bag = prawn cocktail
>>74995996
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbztAZbw1R8
viddy choc full of pengtings too
TWO
BRING BACK SNACKS
>>74995996
Review of Newsom's Ys: one of the best albums I've heard this year by a long shot. Thoroughly recommend.
becoming alt right, lads
WMSAEFORAAFFWC
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
>>74996221
really tempted by Labour's manifesto but I hate corbyn and his marxist gang
conservative manifesto looks awful
been wanking a lot recently. like once a day. dont know whats going on
>>74996235
says nyc on a t shirt therefore that t shirt = entire city of new york
what an annoying cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kK9uqq7Mko
*hugs the mandem*
THREE
>>74996192
>shove a carrot up the arse
>twist it
>arse starts to bleed
>feel guilty because you hurt an animal
>>74996284
spring is here, nature calls
>>74996308
very odd post
don't understand it
I can feel my heart breaking into a bunch of shards lads
>>74996272
>corbyn
>marxist
ah yes, the runt who believes everything the right-wing press tells him
>>74996288
paki bastard
how easy is it to strip Google Play movies of the DRM shit
>>74996239
haha thought his winky was visible xD
>>74996042
how posh are you
>>74996288
quite clearly fake
2 2 CHICKEN
>>74996269
looks alri
>>74996284
I've been wanking twice a day lately
I think it's because I'm weaning myself off SSRIs and they just fuck up your sex drive
>>74996272
Fuck off 'sheed
I look a lot like Kurtan from This Country, but spottier
Conor McGregor would be begging for mercy desu
>>74996310
cute :3
Basically when you think about it ed miliband really wasn't that bad
Who else /eatstheirownearwax/ here?
Yummy yummy, love the stuff
>>74996340
>right-wing press
dont think this even exists anymore
>>74996372
the new dlc has a good mask i could get to make it even better
>>74996288
this has done irreparable damage to my pineal gland. Thank fuck I have a spare
Work went until the final hour, my manager arranged a team meeting due to her leaving for a new career. At around 3.30pm she began rounding up people, I wasn’t addressed directly but she came over to the desk I was sitting at and said “Everyone in my team go into idle and go to the meeting room”, I finished up with my call, took a look around at the others leaving the room and then I checked the break sheet, I noted everyone that was leaving had a “t” next to their names due to being booked in for a team meeting at this time by planning, I however didn’t have that, instead I had a break coming up, why would planning give me a break now if I was supposed to be a part of the farewell meeting? I was hurt being left out, though I wasn’t 100% sure that was the case, I didn’t ask for clarification as my manager left quickly and it’d be awkward if I asked and the answer was “no”.
During this period, I spoke to another manager about work stuff and she asked if I should be in the team meeting, I said no and mentioned my break, in hindsight I sounded like I was avoiding it. Everyone returned about 30 minutes later, less than 10 people, even this one guy who was newer than me. This really hurt me, I don’t understand why I was the one person excluded, I wasn’t close to tears but I am upset. I believe this caused me massively fuck up later in the day on multiple levels.
I guess I’m feeling antagonistic towarda my manager now.
During lunch I was again unable to stay in and eat in the break room, too many people, instead of my packed lunch I bought a sandwich and Lucozade. The DnD guy and trans person weren’t in today, I’m sure we work the same shift pattern, maybe they both booked holidays today? At least it means DnD guy was excluded too.
On the way home some entitled paki cow pushed in front of me to get onto the train, to irk her I sat directly opposite her an took up leg room under the table.
Rank 3 on Hearthstone.
watching cosy old videos of my city
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UPwqVMP_uNw
>>74996390
mate when i think about it david cameron wasn't even that bad lmao
>>74996351
don't know
In my family we always eat home cooked food, never once got delivery or takeaway. Eating that stuff just isn't in my behavioural vocabulary I suppose.
>>74996395
Kek
nando
won't be reading a single iota of that essay
>>74996347
Are you disappointed that it isn't?
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
making breakfast pizza with fried egg
>>74996390
He really wasn't. And neither was Cameron. Kind of miss them both desu. And Cleggers too.
First post of the day
Will this get a (You)
Let's watch...
>>74996395
>what is the sun, daily mail, and daily telegraph
>>right-wing press
>dont think this even exists anymore
Work went until the final hour, my manager arranged a team meeting due to her leaving for a new career. At around 3.30pm she began rounding up people, I wasn’t addressed directly but she came over to the desk I was sitting at and said “Everyone in my team go into idle and go to the meeting room”, I finished up with my call, took a look around at the others leaving the room and then I checked the break sheet, I noted everyone that was leaving had a “t” next to their names due to being booked in for a team meeting at this time by planning, I however didn’t have that, instead I had a break coming up, why would planning give me a break now if I was supposed to be a part of the farewell meeting? I was hurt being left out, though I wasn’t 100% sure that was the case, I didn’t ask for clarification as my manager left quickly and it’d be awkward if I asked and the answer was “no”.
During this period, I spoke to another manager about work stuff and she asked if I should be in the team meeting, I said no and mentioned my break, in hindsight I sounded like I was avoiding it. Everyone returned about 30 minutes later, less than 10 people, even this one guy who was newer than me. This really hurt me, I don’t understand why I was the one person excluded, I wasn’t close to tears but I am upset. I believe this caused me massively fuck up later in the day on multiple levels.
I guess I’m feeling antagonistic towarda my manager now.
During lunch I was again unable to stay in and eat in the break room, too many people, instead of my packed lunch I bought a sandwich and Lucozade. The DnD guy and trans person weren’t in today, I’m sure we work the same shift pattern, maybe they both booked holidays today? At least it means DnD guy was excluded too.
On the way home some entitled paki cow pushed in front of me to get onto the train, to irk her I sat directly opposite her an took up leg room under the table.
Rank 3 on Hearthstone.
>>74996206
Wanna get high and play Mario Kart?
@@74996408
not a pixel
>>74996457
Hiya hun x
read all of this
just been assassinated by the DNC
alri lads
>>74996456
preferred that generation of skins to the current one
>>74996478
read every word of this
I kik'd you if you're still here..
>>74996494
Rate my basement
find this guys voice really relaxing not even a commie just like his voice
>>74996485
yeah actually sure, mind if we sit right against each other under a blanket? feeling a bit chilly
>>74996413
im living in York for 1 year for my MSc and it's a lovely place
Feels genuinely nice to come back to York after I've been away from it visiting parents or friends. Big enough to have loads of pubs and restaurants and things to explore, but small enough to be comfy and scenic.
>>74996467
the sun is just opportunistic
they back whoever they thick is gonna win. backed are tony in 97, 01 and 05
>>74996478
>narcissistic
hey you're just like a real girl now monica
good job
>>74996537
10 coz I've got the same poster in front of me rn
>In my family we always eat home cooked food, never once got delivery or takeaway. Eating that stuff just isn't in my behavioural vocabulary I suppose.
Just did a very delicate, feminine shart. Had to waddle to the bathroom to wipe my arse so as to not get any on shart juice on my pants.
haven't even eaten anything dodgy so this came as a bit of a shock to me
>>74996511
Kek
Me too lad; me too
don't mind corbyn but heavily dislike the people that like corbyn and the people corbyn likes
>tfw 6"1
>tfw athletic body
>tfw good sportsman (football, cricket, boxing, athletics)
>tfw popular at school
>tfw got highest possible grades for my BSc and MSc
>tfw capable pianist and guitarist
>tfw well-travelled and knowledgeable on lots of topics
>tfw well-paid job in (((the city)))
>tfw have never had a gf and haven't had sex for about 5 years
desu I think I probably could be successful with girls if I set my mind to it, but I've got some sort of mental block where I refuse to pursue girls at all, and I'm not good looking enough for them to pursue me
'Bout to tuck into a 'lette lads
>>74996587
Pics
>>74996542
aaron bastani is a top, top lad and novara in general is class
>>74996607
Completely agree with you there fella
>>74996456
>>74996420
cameron was a lot better than may but he still shat the bed desu
never should have done the referendum
>>74996413
>>74996548
mad to think all of britain used to be beautiful
now you have to go to the cotswolds or york to see something nice
>ywn shag JLD
>>74996607
THIS
>>74996627
True
>>74996615
just show them this post at the club lad
>>74996615
>>tfw capable pianist and guitarist
alri tim
Any genetics experts here that can tell me if a-symetrical faces are genetic or due to poor childhood nutrition?
>>74996618
doing a wee into a bottle on my bunk bed so i dont have to worry about waking my family
>>74996628
And where do you live? 100% guarantee you its some grim concrete shithole like manchester or birmingham. The UK is full of nice places, you just don't see them because you're face down in the gutter.
PINTS FOR PINT MEN
>>74996602
>Clegg in the light
>Cameron in the dark
>this is the last time they spoke as friends
poetry
>>74996682
>bunk bed
why do you have a bunk bed
how tall is tim?
>>74996623
agree and the videos and postcasts with him and the gay guy are always really well made, don't care for the rest of the channel but they are good at what they do
>>74996627
>never should have done the referendum
referendums are the lifeblood of democracy, fuck off leftoid
>>74996661
HOWLING
SCREAMING
SCREECHING
YELLING
YELPING
SHOUTING
SHRIEKING
>>74996682
Nigga just use the toilet you're only human
>>74996708
*5'11s towards you*
just did a wank. small cum
>>74996661
>>74996708
5'10
don't think I'll be getting the job tomorrow in all honesty
>literally 50% of all humans are indians, pseudo indians, chinks or pseudo chinks
mad
>>74996721
ahh yes the yank mong that thinks yelling and shouting work in this context is back
Update: The 'lette is absolutely divine
>>74996628
there's still lots of beauty in our nation desu
lots of beautiful countrysides, towns, villages and the odd city
but it really is a shame that places that were once great like london have become absolute wastelands
>>74996729
THATS KEV NOT TIM DUMB REDDIT CUNT
>>74996721
Yanks simply cannot gimmick
the elements are all there but it just doesn't click
need a qt gf to cuddle
>>74996779
kev is like 5'7
link for tv debate? ITVs website is shit and slow
this naan egg pizza is excellent
just need to figure out how to keep the egg from seeping through the naan and getting it stuck (thankfully i used foil)
MUMMY ANON NEED MILKY
>>74996653
Been clubbing once in the last 3 years, just lost the interest desu. Bit of a social recluse really.
>leaders debate without May or Corbyn
Ah yee
>>74996565
has this been x-rayed or is it the original?
she just wants to tease us
Tried posting on /pol/ but everyone is more concerned with calling you a cuck than discussing politics. Shame, /pol/ had so much potential but was poisoned from the beginning, starting with /new/.
are ed really has gone down in the world lmao
https://twitter.com/ThorneLabour/status/864943463959285761
>>74996713
always liked bastani but only started listening to the podcasts recently. the ones with the core editors (aaron, gay guy, ash sarkar) are generally the best. might send them a donation of a fiver or something because they're on a fundraising thing atm.
>>74996693
nice victorian bit of london
maybe i'll try an actual pizza crust
>>74996716
>leftoid
i'm a radical centrist you calcified rorke
>>74996617
looks like my mums fanny
love not having armed police
you're just expected to comply
just ordered a plain pizza base from the pizza shop
>>74996839
SCREECHING
have never once considered other people when I'm a wee
play loud dance music until 6 am
>just ordered a plain pizza base from the pizza shop
Meadows lad still here? I'm on the way there with or without you
I fucked up
I'm sorry
Any one computer expert itt?
might do a /brit/xit
>>74996856
Straight off her IG, my currycunt-loving friendo
foing my best
>>74996839
swear old cunts are actually more bothered about voting brexit so they can buy apples by the pound and have a blue passport than they are about immigrants
absolutely boggles the mind what some of these coffin dodging twats reckon is a pressing issue
Yeah....I can't deny it...on the inside I'm slowly dying...little love I'll be alright
>>74996964
If dubs then I am computer expert
i feel like only one aussie is a decent gimmick creator and all the rest of the aussies take credit for his accomplishments
>>74996947
endz desu
BANTER
Prof. Alice Roberts would get is STRAIGHT up the shitpipe from me, yrs truly.
Me in the black
>>74996996
Ok i want to format my harddrive, is there any benefit in installing windows again/new aswell?
UK politics in 2027
Conservative Prime Minister: Dominic Raab
Social Liberal Party (merger between the LibDems and New Labour) leader: Chuka Umunna
Labour Party leader: Richard Burgon
Freedom Party leader: Nigel Farage
hate the welsh and scottish nationalist parties they pretend to be left-wing yet they strengthen the tories position over labour over and over, was just about excusable when blairites were in control but now it's just pathetic, they should just admit they care more about your region than the country as a whole and stop acting like they are so left-wing when they are NATIONALISTS, fuck them
>>74997034
Only if it is windows 10
the gf
>>74996788
yiffing
Paul Nuttall is a fucking meme. Fuck off you bald bint.
all pics of girls on 4chan is turning me into a rapist LOL
my arse looks like a pillow stuffed with mashed potato
>>74996875
i get tempted to donate too but they don't give you anything if you do, if they started selling stuff on the website i'd buy that
>>74997056
might desu
actually very much laughed at this
hate being a runt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJG82S73BD8
>>74997045
>they should just admit they care more about your region than the country as a whole
I know this is copy and pasted straight from plebbit but how can anyone be so delusional they'd think the scottish national party care about people in england
>>74997056
really like that top
>>74997020
I messaged you...I think
Unless this was an elaborate ruse and I'm really messaging the Ethiopian lad
>>74997075
remember when he said that corbyn would give the falklands back to Australia if he was elected PM
>>74997045
separatism is the only way to communism
unionist lefties are just bringing about stalinism in another form.
>>74997080
pics
>>74997055
Why? I have win 7
>now put in to bake at 200 degrees and milk my tits
>>74997080
snorted audibly at this post
good description
>>74997122
There's tons of edinburgh posters, different lad x
>>74997117
chelsea is probably a bottom desu
polls are a government-run lie
literally everyone supports corbyn
do scots vote in the ge?
or do they only vote for their devolved parliament?
>>74997110
think you'll like this one x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p46eugmd1RE
>>74997165
would worship her arsehole
my job is literally the subject of a troll thread haha
>>74997165
want to sniff a line of coke off her inner thigh and finish the line with my face in her vagina if you know what I mean
>>74997113
they end up harming scotland and england by preventing a labour majority, just ends up harming the poor in england more than the poor in scotland
>>74997124
they voted to stay a part of the UK, it's just greedy penny pinching for the regions whilst poverty spreads across the more deprived parts of england, they are both pathetic don't buy that they are left-wing at all
why did theresa may go on RT lol
>>74997212
newfags can't blankpost
>>74997184
Scotcuck here, yes we will be voting in the general election.
>>74997088
often see aaron with novara media mugs in his vids, they should start selling them. I'll probably send them over some money regardless. one of the few outlets i look at and think "you're doing a good job lads, keep it up"
hello moto
>>74997175
Oh right
Anybody else here download pics of cute girls posted here on 4chan and then use them as wallpaper for various contacts in address book so that when you are chatting up a girl in real life and get a call it makes you look like a player?
Business idea: end every post with a full stop.
>>74997184
You kidding lad? Of course they vote in the GE
fart on my big dick
>>74997028
proportionally more blacks than whites owned slaves in the south
in love with a lad, he's perfect.
>>74997236
it ends up with around £2000 more being spent per scottish person than per english person
free uni, free prescriptions etc.
always grab my willy when im just sat around, very comfortable
>>74997251
does your vote in the ge determine your devolved parliament? or is that a separate vote for a different election?
?
>>74997279
proof
>>74997264
>and get a call
haha yeah happens all the time *turns around and walks off, muttering "wanker" under my breath*
>>74997236
the way the UK works money and resources gets sucked into the south eastfrom everywhere else.
The outlying regions have every reason to 'penny pinch' and talk up for themselves.
absolutely rolling in (you)'s tonight
you just love me here
>>74997148
Windows 10 is newer
>>74997299
someone in /brit/
Can't imagine anyone ever having romantic feelings for me
>>74997264
image unrelated?
>>74997253
yeah i completely agree, would definitely buy one
>>74997286
exactly but it's at the expense of poor and young english people, it's hypocritical for them to do that and then say they are so left-wing and internationalist and all that bullshit, they are no better than ukip
listening to blues
>David Nuttall believes people will back him as PM to represent the UK on the international stage
christ
Corn on the Corb(yn)
captcha: Farm jazz
>>74997350
I was referring to this one >>74997143
every "socialist" in scotland and wales that vote for their respective nationalist party instead of labour is a traitor to the british working class
*Banters you*
>>74997351
english people are welcome to move to scotland la' x
Where did the noob German kid go?
>>74997427
good post
Union of Britain when
>>74997351
england has priority in terms of jobs. the economy is heavily biased towards england because of the size of its population centres.
A person leaving a job today in england would get one considerably faster than the same in scotland or wales .
The central government merely enhances this bias and it's been up to regional parliaments to address it.
Paul NUTall
>>74997427
agreed
*gets the post directly before the new thread is linked*
business idea: english independence
Hmm
>>74997427
voting is simply the illusion of choice
real social change doesn't come from a mark on a bit of paper, it comes from the barrel of a gun
>>74997444
*sues you*
>>74997463
we don't get your free shit if we do though
have to life in Scotland for X years before free education IIRC
>>74997463
why not bring us all up together and vote labour? i'd rather you either left the uk or stopped weakening labours position, every snide comment from the SNP against labour creates further deprivation in the uk
>>74997476
they are just hypocrites, nothing socialist about the SNP or plaid cymru, thought it was excusable when blairites ran the labour party but if they don't support corbyn then they are not committed to socialism
>>74997555
you don't understand population distribution