morality edition
going for a walk lads
fucking a cheeky nigger
need brown chebs
>>74993977
Me too in a bit
Looks like it might rain though
You're watching Adventure Call. My name is Falconhoof.
>christian shite
this isn't /eire/
i would have no problem whatsoever hanging people like corbyn from lampposts when the time comes for their crimes against western civilisation
hope everyone else feels the same
pretty bored of /brit/ these days
anyone else voting labour
>>74994033
kill jester
>told myself I'd go to the gym (eaten with it in mind)
>pissing it down outside
arggghhh
>>74994057
I'm voting Tory.
>>74992800
just tired of the ew-poo is all
Barely any kwaito on discogs smdh
why did they invent 'u' and not rename 'w'
>>74994124
you can google this
>>74994124
uwu
>>74994057
I'm voting Lib Dem
>>74994051
Same
Wanna get high and play Mario Kart?
dreaming of the future welsh gf
>>74994134
NOT what i wanted
>>74994151
post proof
>>74994145
they'd be a good choice if they changed their mongy brexit stance.
Labour would be a good choice if David Miliband was at the helm. Policy is pretty sound tbqh.
Tories would be a good choice Theresa May was never born.
>>74994013
Sorry, had my numbers the wrong way around.
They're 40% unemployed. 60% employed.
>In 2010, Black Africans and Ethnic Minority EU individuals had much lower labour force participation rates than Asians and White individuals from the EU countries. The labour force participation rate for Asians and White EU individuals ranged between 72 per cent (Irish and UK) and 86 per cent (NMS) compared to only 60 per cent for Black Africans and 65 per cent for Ethnic Minority EU individuals.
>Employment rates were also lower among Black African and Ethnic Minority EU individuals, 38 per cent and 51 per cent respectively compared to an average employment rate of 61 per cent for the sample population.
>Black Africans recorded the highest unemployment rate (36 per cent), and were four times more likely to be unemployed than White Irish individuals.
https://www.esri.ie/news/ethnicity-and-nationality-in-the-irish-labour-market/
>Wanna get high and play Mario Kart?
getting high off petrol again
not sure what to reply to this
>>74993997
need my willy in a turk this weekend
not scared to meet the Edinburgh lad lol but there's vital information I must tell him before I can do it
Pensions are a fucking racket tbqh
>1% fee for an index tracker
>>74994224
whats wrong with mario kart
>>74994033
JUMP THE CHASM
>>74994267
nothing
>>74994213
this is for ireland and not the uk though
>>74994265
vital information? hope you don't have some communicable disease, fine I might create an account on this app
>>74994279
so HOT
Vote Labour
dubbleyew
>>74994267
they don't have nintendo in 3rd world territories like poorto rico
>>74994267
nothing. Asking an online stranger from the other side of the world to get high and play Mario Kart is
>>74994224
What's wrong with Mario Kart?
>>74994291
Yes, that's what I said. I said "Africans in the Republic of Ireland are the most likely to be unemployed." You asked for proof. I provided proof.
Do keep up, paki.
just voted labour
t. paki nonce
>>74994265
Another Edinburgh lad here. Going to walk about the Meadows looking for two awkward little runts and then post your pictures on here.
Could heem the Edinburgh runt, but would have to take tomorrow off and get flights/train to Scotland...bugger that.
If you want a scrap come London.
>>74994348
tattoos are awful
help
>>74994328
I probably play more nintendo games than you do, including the newest ones
>>74994335
>>74994331
jeremy corbyn? got my vote
anyone remember the cuckio meme
Somehow found myself as a city fatcat desu lads. Keep having meetings in boardrooms around London with FTSE100 and FTSE250 companies. 6 months ago I was pouring pints for alcoholics in Wetherspoons. Bit of a mad one desu.
>>74994374
What's wrong with getting high?
>>74994357
I'll heem you before you can
>>74994367
wtf why is canada so hot
>>74994341
yes, but I was talking about the UK and immigrants to the UK
not fucking ireland
you brought up ireland for no reason
fuck off
wish nintendo would stop making shitty consoles and let me play mario games on pc
Tory manifesto is woeful lmao
May is shambolic.
anyone remember the cuckio meme
just made some fiery egg drop soup and it was absolutely banging
/edin/
>>74994316
Fuck off.
>>74994407
Labour manifesto > T*ry """manifesto""""
>>74994380
story
There are /brit/ posters that dont like tattoos.
Literal idiots.
>>74994435
*drops my ballbag into your soup*
you forgot the egg drop lmao
>>74994407
>Centre/Centre-left economics
>Anti-immigration
>Vows a crackdown on Pakis
>Hard Brexit
Best manifesto in decades tbqh.
>>74994401
>immigrants don't work
>YES THEY DO
>no they don't, take Ireland as a case study
>OKAY PROVE YOUR CLAIMS ABOUT IRELAND THEN
>ok here is the proof
>FUCK OFF WHO EVEN IS TALKING ABOUT IRELAND NOBODY WANTS TO TALK ABOUT IRELAND THAT DOESN'T COUNT REEEEEEEEE
paki
>>74994462
he got a new job idiot
vOTe LAbOUr
>>74994470
scum
bought ticket for the euromillions going to win the lottery tomorrow lads and buy you all a pint
>>74994470
kys
>>74994213
not him but
>defending a demographic of people that around half of which refuse to work and are responsible for pretty much 100% of terrorism
literally, why?
>In my shoes, a walking sleep
>And my youth I pray to keep
>Heaven sent hell away
>No one sings like you anymore
>>74994401
https://fullfact.org/news/does-immigration-cost-british-workers-jobs/
diary entry #862
after nearly 3 years posting in /brit/ as a yanks my efforts to fully integrate have been futile. i've now begun rehearsing my posts in a british accent to better understand their phonetic and dialect. if i master this technique they might completely forget i'm a stupid JF and treat me as one of the lads
Nationalising natural monopolies makes perfect sense, you're an illiterate spastic if you don't support nationalising utilities tbqh.
>>74994407
amazing that someone with zero charisma became PM
>>74994484
wow wish i was as smart as you
442
86
Reddit posts
and then i took some cocaine
and then some speed
and then some acid
and then i drank 15 cans of stella
15 CANS OF STELLA
suddenly stopped taking my antidepressants
three days now, I'm in for a wild ride
>>74994482
good post
>>74994532
>>74994517
Did you misquote?
>>74994470
tattoos are fucking disgusting and are for literal scum
>>74994524
there we are, this is what I asked for
thank you patrick
>>74994470
You on the right?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BUNy2EiF3b7/
>>74994401
fuck off you dirty paki bastard
>wake up
reeeeeee muslims
>go to work
bloody MUSLIMS on the bus
>eat lunch
god it's not like it used to be i tell you, you can't even get bacon in mosques anymore
>go back to work
*rees internally*
>get bus home
bloody MUSLIMS might have taken my seat if there was more of them on the bus
>get home
ahh i wonder what bloody muslamic propaganda the bbc are showing tonight
>eat dinner (subway)
some of these somewhere wanted HALAL meat once lads can you believe that
>go to bed
time to read the old littlejohn, he's the only one whos prepared to talk about these bloody MUSLIMS
>sleep
r-r-reee m-m-muslims *snore*
who here barracks for geelong
I had to pay 8.60 for a 2 week Sertaline prescription
NHS is pretty shit when you're employed
Not any of you cunts would know anything about being employed
>>74994533
>natural monopolies
No such thing
>>74994470
'no
>>74994470
underclass scum
>>74994605
Why are you being so snarky?
>>74994470
don't mind a nice tattoo but most mongs get some generic crap "just because"
Friendly reminder there's a leaders debate on ITV tonight at 8pm
>>74994607
t.economic illiterate
If there is no state to stop it happening monoplies naturally form
>>74994549
How do antidepressants work? They actually make you happy? Surely you still remember all of your problems? But you just don't care?
>>74994482
>Immigrants don't work
>Immigrants are taking our jobs
By all means be a racist, it's your right as a full blooded englishman but don't be disingenuous about it
>>74994303
it's nothing like that
don't really want to say in the thread as (((they))) are watching
dont care
marcus hausen is going out of business
local moving image establishment is showing fwwm on saturday
if native brits magically started shitting out millions of babies, would the gov't still let in 600k immigrants a year?
>>74994640
>8pm
be tucked up in bed by then for mr dreidelberg by then
>>74994642
They made it hard for me to cum for about to week and they made me content and "fine" now they're not doing that so well, so I've stopped taking them and I'm going to crash myself
>>74994605
good little paki wageslave, keep toiling away at the call centre for mr noseberg while I, the NEET master race, enjoys the fruits of your labour
*pats you on your balding head*
good, good little wagie
have carolina on my mind lads
>>74994627
Because I'm angry and need to take it out on those inferior
bought some curry sauce for my chips. lovely stuff.
if i ever get tats ill make sure its on very visible places like my hands. ill get a small thing
>>74994549
stopped taking mine sunday
the discontinuation symptoms have mostly gone away now
okay new life plan
>win lottery
>quit job
>pay off student fees
>buy house in cosy part of manchester still affordable
>learn to drive and buy nice car
>spend a year chilling and taking languages classes and learning to play the piano better
>apply to do MA next year and be able to buy all the books i need
>have a chilled life
sounds good
>>74994640
ah yes a debate between the losers
very useful
>>74994688
native Britons died out you brainlet
someone drove past playing nigger music
>>74994643
Where did I once claim that immigrants are taking our jobs?
Besides, those two statements aren't even mutually exclusive. If there are 150,000 niggers in a town and only 15 of them are working, that means niggers are lazy but it also means there are 15 less jobs for the natives. Both of your strawmen statements can be true at the same time. Paki.
>>74994707
Angry about what? Your old man messing with you again?
why is coke so expensive? £80/g on the street, why?
>thought i had some good banter with a girl at work
>sat with her at lunch today
>she says "oh my god anon how do eat so much? where does it go you're so slim"
>i say "it goes straight to my dick, that's why it's so big"
>manager just messaged me saying she has submitted a complaint against me to HR
ahh yes, brilliant
>>74994727
More pics x and timestamp
>>74994707
no one is inferior to you
>>74994641
umm
https://mises.org/library/myth-natural-monopoly
i'm not even an austrian
shut the fuck up you worthless tranny paki cunt you are by far the worst fucking poster I have ever seen on this entire site, your posts are awful, I feel angry and terrible for having accidentally even glanced at them, you never fucking go away, you literally make the world a worse place just by your continued breathing, you detestable, loathsome piece of shit, kill yourself, fucking kill yourself you insufferable twat
who is tim
>>74994752
fucking idiot on what planet is that good banter
>>74994752
creasing
>>74994773
most the disgusting willy
>>74994752
>this happened...
Just got 10 grand from some relatives lads
Drooling thinking about the new whip I'm gonna get aha kev and chaz will be jelly as fuck lads
*orders a cheeky chinese*
>>74994752
actual autist
job interview tomorrow
>>74994596
Cats a shit
>>74994747
very high demand
if anything order it on the darknet. buying street coke doesnt sound like a good idea
>>74994549
too bad they hooked you on toxic drugs for an "illness" that doesn't even exist
>>74994745
My mum is claiming she's often seen me talking to myself
She's a liar
>>74994752
>he made the virgin joke
just did a joe rogan listen
very good stuff
>>74994752
howling
imagine the awkwardness after that line
>>74994815
shut up you fucking melt
>>74994775
But they've occured in history many times the rockerfellers in the us (oil company) is a good ecample of this
>>74994747
you're a mug if you pay that much
>>74994549
have you tried being more happy?
>>74994803
>mfw also have £10k but mine was earned by hard call centre graft
>>74994776
Meow
Who let the bitch out
>>74994811
tell them about your sissy porn collection
bought a kebab and it was fucking rank. who the fuck eats this slop?
another wonderful contribution to this country by mudslimes.
Smile...its the second best thing you can do with your lips...
POST brads pls
>Smile...its the second best thing you can do with your lips...
>>74994871
only gays don't like kebab and chips, literally 10/10 food when you're pissed with the lads
>it goes straight to my dick, that's why it's so big
>>74994871
buy kebab at a better store
t.knower
>>74994752
screeching, tell me some lads overheard you say it
>>74994871
>not liking a nice greasy kebab
paki
>>74994752
All you had to do was give her a look and that same joke could've been made but with zero evidence for any consequences.
>>74994869
porn rots the brain
>laura kuenssberg
Ah yes
>>74994871
t. mrs chickenfucker pleasedon'teatcows
>>74994799
what disgusting willy
the is LITERALLY nothing racist about hating muslims.It's not a race and statistically, they are a bunch of cunts. simple as
porn is good for you
watch more porn
I'm going tot LDN on 2nd of June, to catch a grime rave.
My mates can't make it, so does anyone care to join me?
>>74994974
>the is LITERALLY nothing racist about hating muslims
this
>5'8
>walk into job interview
>interviewer smirks and asks me "are you here for the Year 10 work experience interview?"
went home and cried
>>74994954
my waifu
>>74994818
How's your sister doing?
>>74994903
only fools give their money to paki businesses
>>74994974
thats why the term islamophobia exists
lads cos ireland is so similar to the UK do they have proper chavs living in council estates? do they have paki and nig nog gangs with irish accents?
>>74994983
no thank you don't want to get stabbed
>tfw your pump wears off
>Theresa May to charge businesses £2000 for each non-EU migrant they employ
http://uk.businessinsider.com/theresa-may-conservative-manifesto-immigration-eu-worker-charge-brexit-employers-2000-year-2017-5
Good, good.
/brit/? more like /shit/
>>74994983
post the flyer
veteran of grime raves here
>kebab is a paki food
creasing at this frog
>>74995013
howling
its making our economy work you nonce like it or not
>>74994752
>sitting with a girl and some lads at lunch
>someone makes a small dick joke at me
>reply "actually it takes me two hands to wank"
>immediately follow myself up with "one for the magnifying glass and one for the tweezers"
>lads chuckle and tell me that's not something to even joke about
>girl says sincerely "i think he said it was 3 inches once"
>lads all start laughing at me
>girl says "don't worry anon, size doesn't matter"
i don't even have a small willy i just like joking that i do
anyone else going to Love Saves The Day in Bristol next weekend?
>>74995054
turks are pakis
>>74994258
conversation dryer than ghandi's flip flop
>>74994462
Graduated last year, working in Spoons for about 4 months afterwards getting nowhere with job applications. Had one interview, company liked me, took a punt on me. £30k salary which is definitely nothing special for London, but it's still more than I was expecting. Working in a business-to-business industry coming up with a new service that lots of big clients are interested in, so getting paraded to lots of different boardrooms to be part of the sales pitch. Just an interesting change of worlds.
>>74995013
literally everybody does because of welfare so may as well enjoy a fucking kebab every now and then marine le prick
Trurmp has a point. All I've seen is articles like this since day 1 of his Presidency and all anyone has done is try to get rid of him since day 1. It's getting boring now
>>74995038
yes to the first no to the second
we do have nigs with accents but no gangs as far as I know. The Irish gangs would probably kill them if they tried to start gangs
>>74995054
hello mr foreigner
the job is a receptionist at a recruitment firm
very runty but what can you do
wish i was born a girl so i could be a stay at home parent
hmmm yes i feel a bit sad let's take these drugs with dozens of horrible side effects
>>74995059
ah yes, trade intregrity and safety for money
can only end well
>>74995091
love seeing reddit get so worked up about him
just let him do his job
>>74995108
I was born here lad
MANIFESTO RANKINGS
1. Lid Dem
2. Labour
DNF. Tory
>>74995038
ireland is nothing like UK
>>74995086
FOB
>>74995107
Are you in the 3" Willy Gang? 3WG?
>>74994903
they're disgusting. grilled "meat" cooked by a filthy unhygenic beast, slathered with cheap sauce and salad that has been sitting in the same water for days. All the meat is Halal, literally some fucking abdab has made pleghm noises at it while another abdab cuts it's throat, no ethical slaughter. Only the lowest denominator of person eats in those places
>>74995147
then you're just an idiot
>>74995091
i hope someone's keeping count and maybe making a screnshot until the end of the term
what is the runtiest job?
>>74995070
now that's good banter
everyone prefers self-deprecation to bragging or arrogance
>>74995169
But pakis didn't make it you mong
>>74995091
they wont stop until they win or he puts them all in jail
>>74995054
doubt the kebab stands in britain are mostly opened by mr chang or mr kurwa
vote labor
>>74995142
do you think le pen was going to close all kebabs and other foreign restaurants?
Lad in Edinburgh what's your kik username?
>>74995173
kebab shop employee
>>74995164
stupid handsome brits, stop stealing our girls
>>74995173
Call center manager
all this kebab talk makes me one to order one now
>>74995132
reckon a good 60% of mtf's do it for this reason
used to take prozac but i started not feeling as much empathy for my gf, sort of had zombie feelings and couldn't come for ages when i had sex, meant i ended up getting more aggressive in bed wasn't nice, glad i quit the stuff now
>>74995164
two political heavyweights so close to one another
bet the atmosphere in the room was simply electric
>>74995173
call centre
>>74995109
does it even pay more than minimum?
>>74994871
>supporting kebab
https://youtu.be/hekyw9Liuac?t=60
>>74995210
ethiopianelite
>>74995164
you just know
>>74995077
no
>>74995199
They are opened usually by turks not pakis
>>74995212
i dont actually knew is pjw is gay or if everyone was memeing
>>74995194
paki = muslim in the uk
idiot immigrant cretin
>>74995173
lib-dem campaign manager
>>74995173
call centre, retail, fast food, order picker
>two political heavyweights
what salary do you need to get a mortgage as a single person?
> yanks call kebabs "kabobs"
really really really dislike yanks
>>74995228
fascinating, simply fascinating
Holly Willoughby's titties
>>74995279
spacker
just disabled the adult content filter on my phone
>>74995052
Grime pioneer Footsie returns to Brixton Jamm with his 'King Original' rave!
Line-up:
Footsie
Pres T
Spyro
Lady Chann, Killa P & Teddy Bruckshot (Topper Top P.A)
Merky Ace
Blay Vision
Jammz
Capo Lee
J Cush
DJ Tubby
King Original
Room 2: Lyrical Lockoff
Inspired by his father's King Original Reggae soundsystem, this party bridges the gap between the early UK soundsystem culture and the modern day sounds of Grime and Jungle. As always Footsie has hand picked a line up of established Grime veterans, up and coming MC's, top DJ's and exciting new acts to take you on a musical journey from Reggae and Dub into Grime and beyond.
Performers on the night include; Grime legend Pres T, super producer/DJ and man of the moment Spyro, Lady Chann, Killa P & the elusive Teddy Bruckshot who will perform a P.A of their underground hit 'Topper Top', newcomer Blay Vision fresh from releasing 'Gone Mad' with JME and many more! As with any King Original party you can expect a healthy amount of secret guest performers on the night.
---
Strictly over 18’s only, valid photographic ID required. No ID, no entry.
me and the bf
>two political heavyweights so close to one another
>
>bet the atmosphere in the room was simply electric
>>74993977
Just got back from my walk lads
>>74995153
bit racist lad
>>74995244
yeah imagine it would be $25-30 an hour
met james ferraro the other night
>>74995317
shame
>>74995164
the state of people who find her attractive
>>74995208
No, but I think we have more than enough as it is, don't need to have any more
not feeling so culturally enriched by our african immigration
Ah yes, )))Labour(((
>>74995301
big boys seen spyro twice this year already
>>74995291
proof?
>>74995308
>>74995279
>autists actually believe this
>>74995291
disgusting
>>74995291
how do you know??
cracking tits
>>74995341
kek context
>>74995291
more like holly willobooby
Just read the Tory manifesto and they are offering to get rid of all student debt for teachers. Sorry lads, now voting Tory as I am training to be a teacher and also because I hate Pakis.
>>74995167
>one cucumber up the arse
>two in the mouth
>cherry tomato on each nipple
if your body can't handle a good kebab then it's on you, bet you order gin and tonic at the pub
>>74995251
paki
work in a call centre lads
>>autists actually believe this
>>74995163
you in the scooter crew?
>>74995330
>our african immigration
mate kebab restaurants are turkish?
>>74995251
brown and muslims, big dif
>>74995371
voting for the tories won't get rid of immigrants
>>74995317
that was a fast one
>>74995304
genuinely looks like a guy i worked with in drag
FUCK capitalism
>>74995245
>BREAKING : Footage The BBC Are Too Controlled & Scared To Show You - TNTV
did you really expect me to click on this mate?
>>74995329
shes clearly attractive you gay
>>74995389
You tryin to be funny nigga
>>74995404
>turks
>as brown as arabs
um no t.knower
>some northern autist who shouts in front of a map on youtube
>some literally who bint who antagonises feminists
ah yes real political heavy weights
>>74995412
They are going to make all businesses pay £2000 for each non-EU migrant they employ. It is literally going to become unprofitable to employ Pakis.
LOVE walks
>>74995390
we don't have that many turks, it's maghrebis who open those joints
don't call them restaurants, it's insulting to restaurants
>>74995291
want to suck on them even though they look gross what am i like
>>74995326
why
>>74995415
yeah I walk pretty fast
>>74995343
You going or not?
Going with a local would be nice.
If you wanna meet up, activatie a trip
>>74995372
love pints.
love home made kebab.
love curry.
hate disgusting paki kebab houses with a sub 4 hygiene rating serving meat that's been prayed to and hung upside down with its throat cut on a meathook
CARA
>>74995371
>student debt
>real
>>74995447
hellenised turks perhaps.
Trump is right
why would someone choose to live in the middle of australia instead of round the edges?
>>74995480
love the nose hair
>>74995474
not in london then i'm afraid mate, JAM is legit though
>>74995503
it's more interesting
>>74995483
Tbh lad, I just really hate Pakis and this is my excuse for when people in polite society ask why I am voting Tory.
>>74995476
>he doesn't have a local fish and chip shop that also sells kebabs
cringing at your attempt to save this
I walked home along the river with a girl from work today, was a bit romantic ahaha wonder if she likes me
>shes clearly attractive you gay
sister just uploaded this as her bebo profile pic
>>74995354
>>74995465
actual bent twats
>>74995480
caralad btfo
>did you really expegt me do click on dis boss?
>>74995463
>we don't have that many turks, it's maghrebis who open those joints
600k is enough
i dont know where you live but in my spot they're all turkish. only in the cheap shitty places its maghrebis
>don't call them restaurants, it's insulting to restaurants
idk mate it's food and you eat it there
thats a restaurant i guess?
I want to _____ pakis.
>>74995490
>t-turks are just greeks
Fuck off Greek bastard
>only got 1GB mobile data left
>monthly plan allowance is 3GB
>10 days left until balance resets
might just make it
>>74995245
I shit you not, the pakistani guy was defended by the dagenham mayor after he started getting racist abuse
>He calculated that the total cost for a UK company of bringing in a non-EU worker had already risen from £2,151 to £7,174, after the introduction on April 6 of a £1,000 a year migrant skills charge. He then calculates that the total would rise to £14,174 under the new proposals as the skills fee is doubled and a charge of £200 a year to use the NHS is tripled.
Woah... so this is the power of the Tories...
literally got a job that is full time trolling
>>74995444
still waiting for proof that they're holly's boobies
>>74995530
ur sister 30?
>>74995503
if they are an abo
>>74995210
add me then
just bought a bottle of brandy to put in the hipflask
>>74995543
turks are mostly in the north east, I'm from chocolatine
Irish migration to Britain created chavs
>>74995545
vore
>>74995541
Climb it fella
>>74995545
rim
>>74995545
kill all
rate
>>74995613
literally this
>>74995550
>only get 750mb
>>74995550
download Opera Max la
>>74995498
About what? That Israel is the USA's greatest ally?
>>74995523
I think you'll find that's a disgusting kebab house that serves shithouse fish n chips, abdul
>>74995637
Waste of money unless you are sharing it with lads, even then can get cheaper and better
>>74995570
http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/hackers-claim-stolen-naked-pictures-10060830
only thing i can find
>>74995527
what did you talk about?
>>74995452
no they won't
>>74995720
It is in the manifesto, read it you Paki.
>>74995660
>he's moaning from the cucumber up his arse
>and gagging on the ones in his mouth
>he rubs the cherry tomatoes on his nipples
>then sticks his little dick in the salad
>can't come because he can't stop thinking about the poor cows
>he starts to cry
>oh shit must be the onions
>>74995637
Wow, £21 down from £33! What a steal for a few scraps of chicken, sauce and a bit of pizza dough.
>>74995511
Damn
Malmking a weekend out of it nonetheless.
Haven't been in London for a while. Got any good adresses? None of that touristy shit bit in the price class of a student.
>>74995511
>>74995976
>making a weekend out of it nonetheless
>but in the price class of a student