/brit/

TAXATION IS THEFT

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wish i lived in high wycombe desu

http://edition.cnn.com/2015/10/24/us/oklahoma-car-into-crowd/

ah yes, terrorism

>>74990615
me after half a kopparberg

might just get fully battered from the drink, go clubbing on my own, tell people I lost my mates and attempt to pull birds (in a subtly rapey way)

love pints.

love boobies.

hate pints. love litres.

>>74992457
no, it cant be, trump made american safe, how could this be happening?

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anime

>>74990615
this looks like a shitty little scene out of an american ghetto

>>74992479
Good lad

If I don't get a boyfriend very soon I'm going to fucking kill myself I swear.

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Stupid fucking barber shaved a patch of my hair on the back of my head shorter than the rest.

Some lad asked earlier if I was going bald, that's how bad it is. It was actually a return to the barber since he fucked it up the first time, so at least he didn't charge me

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literally taxation without representation

i fucking love water

>>74992488
FUCK OFF CONTINENTAL BELLEND REEEEE TRAITOR

>>74992470
>kopparberg
What is?

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It's BuzzFeed so IDK if it's true but...

business idea: cheap C library for solving boundary value problems with control on error and residual

(pretty sure this is only available in matlab)

>>74992453
Sometimes not often enou u u u ugh

>>74992457
WOG

let it be e e e

>>74992457
>Oct 24, 2015

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hate benders, not homophobic just don't like em simple as, love pints

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birmingham must have the absolute worst population to relevance ratio of big cities in europe

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>>74992379
sharting at how you used the only metric that put the EU above the USA and it's from the fucking UN lmoa

>>74992380
i met a yank from LA in paris and went there for 2 weeks and lived on his couch
did stuff on my own like visiting a few stuff here and there and went to house parties with him and made a few temporary friends because i was french

Just drank a litre of strawberry syrup

Feel a bit sick

>>74992511
good plan right? you ever done anything similar?
>>74992533
lethal stuff

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>>74992517

Miss having lady friends.

Miss really simple stuff like me saying something I shouldn't have said in front of certain people and my lady friends kicking me under the table for me to shut up while I ignore them.

Scrap the NHS

Scrap Welfare

Scrap Taxation

>>74992575
an hour with me and you'll love them

just think, if it wasn't for the british we'd be counting in comfy base 12 today

>old people saying young people live the life of Riley
Yeah nah

Hello im an englander just like you guys

decided to twat marcus hausen, sick of this clown

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Why do women read magazines and cares about the life of celebrities ?

>>74992579
baffling
why so defensive?

>>74992585
What part of town were you in/visiting?

>>74992607
I scrap your mum

so fucking bored that I might just start cutting myself

>>74992543
20 GIFs that sum up the Assad regime

>>74992640
I put my big english penis inside of your mum

>>74992577
At least they have a European Championship Trophy

>>74992638
Grove Street

>>74992579
hmmm you seem a bit paranoid there mate, we kind of left the EU and dont care about it. I chose that one because the UN is more recognisable than the other two

>>74992626
why do men care about football and the life/transfers of footballers?

funny how the jew is the only one who posts actual business ideas
might partner with him and get scammed
>>74992661
while you're distracted I steal your big english money

>>74992673
Home

why does /brit/ care about replying to lisicki?

>>74992673
Sp-oooo-key

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4xXcz6mtr8

new omracer video lads

>>74992653
GO ON THEN YOU FUCKING PATHETIC CUNT
DON'T JUST SAY IT. DO IT.

DO IT NOW!!!!! IF YOU DON'T POST A PICTURE OF YOUR BLOODY WRISTS WITHIN 10 MINUTES YOU'RE A FUCKING MUG WITH NO BOLLOCKS

I'll be waiting

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suck on that janny you twat

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>>74992636
the EU isn't even fucking real

it's a faux union that perpetuates the facade of europe being a global power(which is a laughable thought)

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Click Here To Find Out Which One Has A Bigger Economy!


The Answer May Shock You!

>>74992626
You ever read those magazines? Half of them are fucking snuff stories. It's absurd. I remember reading a magazine my mum brought on holiday with us like a decade ago and one of the main stories was about a boy whose cousins threw a toaster into his bath, killing him, then cut his head off and played football with his head in the garden.

love custard
hate pints

love pints of custard

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>>74992531
not so fast lad
without the US you're done for

>>74992695
posted one here, but it's only for smart people:
>>74992547

>>74992680
*REPLIES TO IT*
>>74992653
go have a wank

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In the cinema on my own lads. Literally nobody here.

I love it.

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https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0c0_1495061938

sieben sieben ay lulu

>>74992664
>no team from London had won one until 2012
>the Midlands has 3
state of the south lmao

>>74992769
have a wank

>>74992771
VIRUS DO NOT CLICK

>>74992729
well yeah I agree
still confused though

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>>74992771
mum would bollock me for that

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>>74992547
I see, I understand

>>74992771
>liveleak

shall not be clicking

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>In the cinema on my own lads.

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>>74992769
i'm thinking about going to the 10am showing of alien covenant tomorrow

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>>74992740
You can run on custard, you know

>>74992771
*sees gun*
*closes tab*

>>74992547
not really needed. C isn't used for stats often

normies are getting drunk and rowdy outside

fucking hate the way they go on, hate normies
fucking chimps

>>74992769
Pull your willy out

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>>In the cinema on my own lads.

>>74992769
billy no-mates

>>74992771
Proud to know that I don't know what language that is.

>liveleak

edgy

>>74992873
at 6:30?

>>74992788
Literally could

Better than these fucking trailers

>>74992834
Good idea 2bh

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>>>In the cinema on my own lads.

>>74992894
DADDY SMASHED PLATES

wont someone please think of the children

at the end she is actually talking to David and not Walter

xdd

>>74992769
what movie are you going to watch

>>74992771
wont risk a click, but would appreciate a non-violent description of what happens

>>74992771
lmao

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>>74992771
hmm yes, filming the lad with the gun for the whole time until it supposedly goes off

DEFINITELY not fake...

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>>74992923
*thinks of them*

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>>74992771
0:11 (Georgina): "You kill me and I kill you."
0:15 - 0:28 (Killer): "Look this! A shell...I load it... And I shoot you but you dont die!"
0:36: (Georgina): "Do you see blood or something?" (Kidding)

>Argentinian intellectuals

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>>74992918
why is he so gay

>>74992906
no at banana o clock

>>74992923
only when I'm having a wank haha

>>74992575
is that Marina?

>>74992506
>>74990615
looks A LOT like poor working class neighborhoods in belgium tbf

>>74992918
when my life stops being a fucking train wreck I'll get an earring just like that one

*forgets the children*

>>74992769
>those seats
>that floor

ah yes odeon

>>74992969
nonce

>>74992811
there are already efficient algorithms for certain set of BVP in the public domain. here is an example for 1D BVPs (already a enough for a massive set of problems)
http://faculty.smu.edu/shampine/finalbvp5c.pdf

>>74992703
he's among the worst, most autistic posters here, and if no one replies to him, he literally leaves. seen it happen.

>>74992972
no it isn't

>>74992603
I've done the whole "lost me mates" before but it wasn't true lol
Just have a good time lad, everyone loves a lad out on the rip just for the sake of it

>>74992923
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Think_of_the_children

NEED a turtleneck wearing aussie bf

Trailers are on. The mummy looks fucking shite

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>there are already efficient algorithms for certain set of BVP in the public domain. here is an example for 1D BVPs (already a enough for a massive set of problems)
>http://faculty.smu.edu/shampine/finalbvp5c.pdf

Tonight's motive: find a karaoke bar in Edinburgh and belt out some Robbie Williams

you?

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>>74992997

EDIT: Wow. thank you so much for the kind words and the gold! Appreciated.

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>>74992945
This happened in my country (Argentina). A couple of children was playing with a shotgun when one of them accidentally shoot Georgina Magalí Vega (12) killing her instantly.

It happend on Santa Rosa de Calchines - Santa Fe, a small town of 9.300 habitants. Georgina was only daughter and lived with his father.

Some translation of what you hear:
0:11 (Georgina): "You kill me and I kill you."
0:15 - 0:28 (Killer): "Look this! A shell...I load it... And I shoot you but you dont die!"
0:36: (Georgina): "Do you see blood or something?" (Kidding)

0:45 - Shotgun sound
They start screaming "Georgi"

1:00 (Other girl): "Man what have you done!?"
1:05 (Other boy): "Her parents are going to kill us!"
1:10 (Killer): "I'm leaving..."
1:11 (Other boy): "Stop Lucas come here!"

From the webpage, Also what happened to 4chan if people won't even click liveleak anymore jesus christ it's just some argentinian monkey killing his friend because they didnt think theyd die and then the family worrying about what would happen to them afterwards rather than tending to the bleeding kid

>>74993011
get tipsy and go out to bar by myself and try make friends

>>74993011
>Edinburgh
how's the night life

going to boo this runt who sounds like a strangled cat in a bar in Edinburgh later

>>74992983
Jokes on you, it's an empire

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>>74992575
bery gud :DDD

>>74992945
>kids messing about with a shotgun
>firing it at each other but it's not loaded
>one of the thick twats loads it for whatever reason
>fires it at the kid and you hear a thud but nothing else
>they all run off screaming

>>74993011
Go to sleep at 22:00 like always

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>get tipsy and go out to bar by myself and try make friends

do people actually do this? does it work?

there are yanks clapping along to the choon in the pub I'm in in

the memes are true

saved an image yesterday and I can't find it lads

what has happened

>>74992975
anyone remember that video of the working class mongs and everything looks exactly like england and the people look extremely english but they're actually dutch and it's actually in holland lol

>>74992949
>Georgina Magalí Vega
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/fresh-facebook-live-tragedy-boy-10445199

>>74993056
>bar
fuck off yank

>>74992865
stats? I was atually thinking about antenna design. there aren't a lot of options there for even setting up the field equations (mainly antenna magus) never minds solving them.

>>74992517
>Stupid fucking barber shaved a patch of my hair on the back of my head shorter than the rest.
lmao yeah i'm sure he did you fucking slaphead

deleted this lad's image and now he's going mental trying to find it hahahah, looks as though hes on the verge of tears

>>74992985
I see *nods at you* *avoids eye contact* go on

>>74993063
Sort by date

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>Also what happened to 4chan if people won't even click liveleak anymore jesus christ it's just some argentinian monkey killing his friend

>>74993029
good lad
>>74993036
don't know really, I'm a tourist
>>74993048
loser

Baywatch also looks fucking horrible

>all of the council houses on my street have 3 bedroom, but are all occupied by 1 person or a couple

cheeky cunts should downsize rather than complain about the bedroom tax

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went to a family bbq last night and my aunties got absolutely wasted, one of them kept getting her tits out and climbing on the table

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>From the webpage, Also what happened to 4chan if people won't even click liveleak anymore jesus christ it's just some argentinian monkey killing his friend because they didnt think theyd die and then the family worrying about what would happen to them afterwards rather than tending to the bleeding kid

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>>74993106
back to le reddit

Algeria was a mistake

Gonna vote Tory after reading their manifesto to be honest.

>>74993095
yeah Im doing that, its literally disappeared

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>work in 86 hours

>>74993128
Hot

>>74993085
oh. still, I think most companies/devs would go with matlab to do something like that rather than piss around with tons of C libraries

>>74993074
What do you call it in Britland?

>>74993112
I live alone in a four bedroom house.

Don't claim any bennies though.

>>74993037
>>74993088
love these posts
this meme is what makes /brit/ superior

>>74993128
lmao really? how old how does everyon else react

>>74993074
>>74993163
he's probably joking or is a moron who thinks a bar and pub are the same thing

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>>74993086
do you think it actually looks that bad?

>>74993174
FOB

>>74993163
imbibing facility

>>74992638
hyde park

>5'8

>walk into job interview
>interviewer laughs and goes 'alright hobbit'

went home and cried

>>74993180
That's been common on 4chan for Christ knows how many years.

>and then the family worrying about what would happen to them afterwards rather than tending to the bleeding kid

Bruce did those look like EMTs to you? they're fucking kids that messed up massively, sorry that they weren't thinking as logically as you

"oi Diego, grab the sewing kit lad I've got to stick Georgi's lower half back to her stomach"

>>74993174
if you own it then it's fine
but if it's a council house you really ought to move out and let a family move into it

>>74992771
nice trigger discipline

that's why you never point a gun at someone even as a joke...

>>74993074
>>74993190
There are plenty of great bars in the UK he's an idiot abnormie who doesn't know a bar from a pub from a club

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>Salaam my kuffar friends! My name is Alan! Allahu akbar to you all!

>>74993214
If you don't get the job sue the shit out of them lad

>>74993128
Was walking down broad street last week and my mate shouted get ya tits out at a hen party

One of them did (bra only)

>>74993190
>>74993229
baited for this exact response

>>74993236
is that algerian

>>74993056
doesn't work really but i mean i want to kill myself staying at home and i'm not gona kill myself infront of other people so it's a cope. helps if you go to gay bars bc they a lot more friendly but i'm not gay so it's difficult.

tel you what though when i see 2 aesthetic lads cold approach 2 girls and i see them leave together i want to die so much

>>74993162
mm, kind of wrong there because yo wouldn't be selling to the end user companies. you'd be selling to company with a software product that relies on your library and you'd get a cut of the fee.

mathworks (the ones who make matlab) actually have a virtual monopoly on these libraries. even the paper detailing the example algorithm above was published by mathworks.

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>>74993200

called this sorry looking midget a hobbit today, still HOWLING that he ran out sobbing the little runt

>>74993247
>h-haha b-bait

>>74993011
There's one on George Street I believe

>>74993236
Shows what a shitheap Thailand is when this tosser can easily get a shag.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONXbFNmbqMA&feature=youtu.be

>>74993254
ye

I have two 'autistic' (no more then you or me) flatmates that claim assburgers to the government and they get £350 a month for it. What a fucking joke welfare is.

>>74993241
she has no chin

>>74993254
yes

>>74993289
>>74993296
grim

Can confirm, am a brit. Here in the UK we are very awkward and love tea.
EDIT: thanks for the gold mate!

>the runtiest runt of my friendship group has started talking about girls in the group chat, talking about how he's actively going out of his way to flirt with and try to get with her
>I haven't talked to a woman in over a year
I don't enjoy the implications this has for me.

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>>74993247

>>74992764
wanking makes me sad cause it's over things I'll never have or do

>>74993265
this lad should become a boxer

>long reach
>no neck so tucking chin is easy

perfecto

>>74993271
>>74993313
baited again fucking lol. lets go for a 3rd time :)

>>74993311
FONT

>>74993291
do they get free rent as well or have to pay it out of that £350?

>>74993333
(me)

>>74993334
unlucky

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>>74993328

>>74993319
turn gay and do drugs

>>74993331
we're students so basically yes but that's a separate thing

is this a victory for cyclecucks BTFO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdiZxl79zU4

>>74993262
>you'd be selling to company with a software product that relies on your library
yeah I don't think those companies would be using C for something like that anyway right?
>mathworks (the ones who make matlab) actually have a virtual monopoly on these libraries
patents and that

>>74993286
sometimes use this to help me get to sleep at night

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the current location

I could heem ANYONE on /brit/ and if you disagree then come and get me

>>74993353
I am gay and I can't get drugs

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>>74993328

stacey dooleys accent is awful, nice looking lass ruined by a shite southern accent

>>74993392
me in the top left

>>74993392
Going to run you over mate, look out for a black VW Polo

saw a bender in the metro with a baby stuck on his chest with the belt thing they have for babies
ngl wasnt having it. fine with letting them marry and such but they should not be allowed to adopt kids. a child need a father and a mother for its development

>>74993401
>I can't get drugs
impossible

>>74993379
>patents and that
haha what? you can't patent an algorithm mate

>yeah I don't think those companies would be using C for something like that anyway right?
what?

can you explain why on earth you think either of these things?

>>74993392
hmm, I could be there in about half an hour

>>74993411
HAI IM STAYCEY DOOLAY AND IM FROM LU'UN

>>74993442
I'm a clueless, friendless shut in mong

HATE pints
Absolutely love mass third world immigration

>>74993420
nice

>>74993462
alri tony

>>74993462
alri Corbyn

what colour do you think stacey dooleys pubes are?

>>74993411
whats your ideal accent then

https://www.reddit.com/r/Ameristralia/

Daily reminder Tony Blair was Zionist shill planted to destroy the UK through mass immigration.

>>74993444
why would they use C when they can just use matlab

>>74993435
i grew up with 2 mums and turned out alright

>>74993498
but why
who would benefit from this?

>>74993487
Something northern but not scouse, mancunian or geordie.

>>74993493
most reddit subreddit ever

>The Conservatives and Labour will send spin doctors to Thursday’s televised leaders’ debate despite Theresa May and Jeremy Corbyn refusing to take part.
>Advisers to the two main parties are due to brief the media after a two-hour election special involving the leaders of the SNP, Liberal Democrats, Ukip, Plaid Cymru and the Greens.

shan't be watching

>>74993056
better off just sniffing a few lines of coke and doing the same thing

coke > alcohol

>>74993521
(((((they))))) did

>>74993458
you're gay

get on grindr and you can find drugs super fucking easy

need my face in stacey dooley's minge

>>74993462
alri [Insert Labour Politician]

>>74993498
Why would Zionists want to destroy the UK.

Wouldn't they want to destroy countries like Russia or Iran?

>>74993521
Labour expected to benefit by importing voters.

>>74993522
not specific enough

>>74993502
because matlab costs a fuck tonne of money?

it's £2000 for a (((single))) licence, think about having to pay that when all you need is a BVP solver

Mixed gendered schools should be illegal

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>yanks

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>>74993558

>>74993561
>Last poll has the Tories at 49%
Does this prove that Labour are fucking retards?

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>>74993552
>get on grindr
hmm, yes I'll do that right away, hope mum doesn't mind when men come over to shag my tight little arse

>>74993532
hate the SNP, hate them so much.

it's not the side effects of the cocaine, i'm thinking that it must be love

>>74993584
Why?

>>74993588
What's the explanation though.

>>74993577
yeah you're right

>>74993584
'eed

>>74993598
>lives with mum
>can't meet men outside
go do your homework

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let this be a lesson to all those who want to try cocaine

>>74993590
Yes. They destroyed the nation for nothing.

>conservatives throwing money at nhs
Disappointed by this. The fucking thing just isn't feasible in modern day Britain and has become a massive burden.

>>74993584
mixed gendered schools only appeared in the sixties here
dont want to sound like a rorke but i dont know why did they have to change it

unironically have lesbian mums and turned out gay
aha what are the chances

>>74993392
I'm considering going along to the meadows to smoke a spliff, do you know where that is?

why's it so fucking hot?
I'm sweating like a cunt here

>>74993586
why are yanks so stuck in the past? the 'land of the free' shite and treat their constitution like a holy scripture

>>74993650
I'm thinking of trying bio oil desu.

*shakes my hips*

woooooooooooooo

>>74993558
Because it's white and christian. Russia has already been destroyed by communism.

>>74993584
abdul aslan muhammad islamabad pls go fuck goats elsewhere

>>74993598
you can just message people asking them where to get coke

>>74993663
Open a window

>>74993665
do you want a serious answer?

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>>74993656
ahhh yes

>>74993657
They should change it back so that Algerians feel more at home.

Taylor Swift is very pretty lads. She's annoyingly pretty.

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anyone else watch shitty shows?

>>74993699
I have

>>74993663
it's not hot

you're just a cunt

>>74993690
>Russia has already been destroyed by communism.
worst rorke narrative this one

>>74993586
a helicopter pilot, you say?
certainly the most educated individual on the manner

>>74993656
Theresa May is destroying Thatcherism, and I for one love it.

>>74993701
couldn't hurt

used all my condoms for poshies

need to go to uni tomorrow and pick up another batch

>>74993710
she really isn't

>>74993617
Boys and Girls distract each other and jeopardise their education
Girls are more harmful to a boys education though
>>74993639
>>74993691
NOT a Muslim, just Irish Catholic, simple as
>>74993657
>state enforced secularism
Shiiiitttteeeeee

>>74993742
why uni

Chris Cornell - suicide
Kurt Cobain - suicide
Layne Staley - suicide

I bet I have the worst life out of ANYONE here

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>>74993712

>thinking that labour imported lots of immigrants to be voters
aha you dumb fucking idiots

immigrants are money
they do work
they pay taxes
they have kids
those kids go on to also pay taxes

you need a constant influx of immigrants to keep the birthrate even so that the older people (who are living longer these days) are properly supported with their pensions and healthcare and other services

there is no jewish conspiracy to destroy the west via immigration

>>74993759
do explain

>>74993745
Maybe when they are teens, but not when they are young.

t. Work in a primary school

What does black pepper taste like lads?

Sweet, salty, bitter, sour?

>>74993716
Turn on a fan

>>74993742
>trying to act like you're too good for taylor swift
>wanks into condoms

>>74993751
they give them out free

I usually grab a dozen

would love it if the willy cummed right now x

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>>thinking that labour imported lots of immigrants to be voters
>aha you dumb fucking idiots
>
>immigrants are money
>they do work
>they pay taxes
>they have kids
>those kids go on to also pay taxes
>
>you need a constant influx of immigrants to keep the birthrate even so that the older people (who are living longer these days) are properly supported with their pensions and healthcare and other services
>
>there is no jewish conspiracy to destroy the west via immigration

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me on the left in my dreams

why is the NHS such a sacred cow? what's wrong with a partially private health service?

>>74993690
Russia seems to be still kicking and actively funding Israel's enemies. But the Zionists want to destroy the UK and the US?

How does that work.

>>74993725
that hurt a bit but I think you're right

>>74993774
They're a net drain, this is undeniable
>>74993779
Yeah mixed primary schools are fine

>>74993774
>work
no
>pay taxes
not really

>>74993792
Had a chortle

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>>74993760

tea with a bit of honey is really nice when youre sick

>>74993792
kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBgLytbB-uE
was she ok

>>74993706
actually dont care i didnt live back then and didnt experience non mixed schools so I dont really know
just that if it actually makes no difference why change it? and the girls were getting the same education as the boys too

feel sad about chris cornell lads

>>74993816
>They're a net drain, this is undeniable
no they're not
>>74993819
wrong

Can't wait for the weekend just want some pints in me

>>74993802
No 'sheed has ever said, "There is no jewish conspiracy."

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>>74993712
sometimes

>>74993832
>not hot whiskey
'sheed
>>74993855
Prove it

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>>74993824

>>74993738
it's drilled into us from a young age, what with the pledge of allegiance shit, as well as what we learn in history classes

i don't consider myself overly patriotic, but i still feel a swell in my chest when i hear the national anthem or something

along with that, it's just part of our national identity, however retarded it may be

>>74993858
TAQIYYA

>>74993807
foy

>>74993792
not saying I'm too good for her, I go for ugly girls myself. that doesn't make taylor swift pretty.

>>74993855
evidence please sweetie

>>74993867
>>74993886
you're the ones saying that they're all lazy cunts who are net drains on the system

it's your job to provide proof

juan needs to fuck off

>>74993866
is the rest of the show like the first episode? because I didn't even lightly chuckle at that one

>>74993866
'jeet

>>74993392
I could walk there in 5 minutes

>>74993832
I like lemsip max with sugar and rum

>>74993858
Knew a Saudi guy when I was at Uni who thought the Jews ran the West and had an irrational hatred for the USA. I do wonder what happened to him.

>>74993807
Apparently it's unpatriotic to criticise the NHS. Being patriotic is also racist. Very confusing.

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ah yes, Scotland

>>74993662
nah where is it? I've got a spliff on me too

>>74993930
>>74993930
>>74993930

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just feel like doing nothing all day

how to fix

>>74993937
>paracetamol and alcohol
Haha

a recorded /brit/ meetup between two brits would be interesting
>>74993910
yeah fuck off juan

>>74993392
Could get a train there in 3 hours

>>74993951
endz desu

>>74993392

me in the cemetery just off the left of the map

>>74993912
its rarely funny but its not even trying to be, it tries to be really deep and relatable instead

>>74993908
60% of Africans in the Republic of Ireland are on unemployment benefits.

>>74993999
post proofs