/brit/

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the gf

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Salome with the Head of John the Baptist (London), c. 1607/1610, is a painting by the Italian master Caravaggio in the National Gallery, London.
The painting was discovered in a private collection in 1959. The early Caravaggio biographer Giovanni Bellori, writing in 1672, mentions a Salome with the Head of John the Baptist sent by the artist to the Grand Master of the Knights of Malta in the hope of regaining favour after having been expelled from the Order in 1608. It seems likely, however, that Bellori was referring to a different painting of the same subject (see Salome with the Head of John the Baptist (Madrid)). The handling and the raking light link this painting to works done in Naples during the artist's brief stay in the city during 1606–1607, an impression confirmed by the blances between Salome and the Virgin in the Madonna of the Rosary, and between the executioner holding the head of the Baptist and one of the two torturers in Christ at the Column and The Flagellation of Christ. From November to February 2012–2013 this painting was part of the exhibition "Bodies and Shadows: Caravaggio and His Legacy" at the LACMA.

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The sis

Also the gf

conservative manifesto got released

THEY ARE FINISHED!!!

another day of nothing to enjoy or to look forward to

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anime

just had a thought about why there's nobody like the amish living in europe and decided it's because there's no fucking room left haha

>>74986772
Need to see her sans makeup.

need this place out of business
https://youtu.be/hekyw9Liuac#t=61

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>been lifting for two years and still look like shit

have you lads made an effort not to be monolingual brainlets?

>>74986846
we get taught a Western European language of our choosing in secondary school

A meme movement full of queers and pedophiles will somehow save the white race

>>74986822
so glad people will see these cowards where is the shop many people ask they wont be so nice they will get deep fried

>>74986811
it's because they don't allow people to live like the amish

homeschooling is illegal in most european countries so that alone leads to a whole host of other problems for those who would like to live like the amish or off the grid of removed from society what have you

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the sock and crep x

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lets see if the engineering lad can solve this from one of my exams when i was doing undergrad

>>74986823
one of my mates has been in the gym 3 years and hes marginally bigger than me and I've never stepped foot in a gym
don't know what the hell he must be doing

>>74986846

Yes.

I've made an attempt at Russian, Korean and Swedish. Didn't have enough motivation to go through with it though (mainly because I need to focus on financial stability in my life at the moment).

>>74986823
50% of ppl who lift are classed as non-responders

>>74986846
yeh i speak some irish

>>74986890
do you speak belgian

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>>74986772
Damn, lucky bastard

>>74986800
Katherine Langford
Actress
Katherine Langford is an Australian actress and former swimmer.

wasted dubs Belgique
wasted dubs

>>74986759
its evening here bud

>>74986880
need a bit of old fashioned personal army, people can wind up Tim, what about these cunts?

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>>74986897

>>74986846
I am studying Japanese right now at this very moment

Genuinely have no interest in learning another language. Love pints btw.

lots of chinks around making squeaky noises

>>74986882
racist brexit twat

>>74986846
slightly
>>74986934
don't give a fuck mate

Are you so dumb you even answer rhetorical questions?

>>74986942
love arse
hate this stupid twerking thing

>>74986885
could do but i cba to right now
was revising this last week for a piece of coursework
Assuming it will use Newton's cooling law at some point and then just some algebra

>>74986887
was he tiny when he first started or something haha

Theme song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsfS7mQBHzk

going to go release a manifesto

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do you think tim ever thinks about the ol' 'cide?

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>>74986823
>start eating a bit less and doing minimal exercise
>lose significant amount of weight

>>74986998
every waking hour

Won 3 games in a row on words with friends

>>74986998
Nah. He seems pretty content with just making his videos everyday. The bilking stresses him out but I doubt it goes that far.

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>>74986998
no

*panics*

>>74986927

Only if you speak American.

>>74986964
not racist I'm a civic nationalist

>>74986943
It's ok, tbqh.

You don't have to have a robust body to get girls.

sweating like a madman over here

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-39965395/queens-guard-shouts-at-tourist-outside-windsor-castle
>That salute
screeching

>>74986885
could easily solve it after 20 minutes with a fluid dynamics textbook

childish plug-n-chug undergrad problems...

>>74986846
дa, я мoгy гoвopить пo-pyccкий

>>74987031
reckon i do

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>racist brexit twat

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>>74986881
the more i learn about europe the more i realize it's not a free country at all and the european people are racist and xenophobic as fuck

if the amish wanted to live secluded lives in europe they'd more than likely be chased out of town by a bunch of refugees

i'm just glad they can exist here in the US where everyone leaves them alone and respects them and their lifestyle because i don't think it'd be possible in most other places of the world

>>74986846
I'm at toddler level of german, but I haven't made an attempt to improve in years

listening to audioslave in light of the corndog dying. some really fucking good music ngl

>>74987059
>the european people are racist and xenophobic as fuck

Wow, what parts of European history could possibly make you think that.

really need to stop overeating

getting chest pains randomly

>>74987089
foy

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>>74987044
dont care about getting girls i just want to look like this

mum just called me a gay cunt
also told me to wipe the shit off her dildo

>>74987080
Legit. He was too emotive for this world

>>74987059
>if the amish wanted to live secluded lives in europe they'd more than likely be chased out of town by a bunch of refugees

wrong

they would be forced by the government under threat of taking their children away to live "normal" lives

love hat/vape posting

>>74987086
yeah but it's the whole pretending otherwise that bothers me the most

is there a country which isn't racist? everyones a fucking xenophobe

business idea: restaurant where all the meat is cut out of the animals without kill them

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the goal

>>74987059
europe isn't a country you mongoloid

>>74986992
he was a spoiky skelly but so am I. Like hes a bit bigger than me but I dont know what hes doing, he should be huge at this stage
all the other gym lads make fun of him

>>74987089
*puts a massive scran in front of you*
*a bead of sweat trickles down your face*
*you lick your lips*
*I watches and wait for the bait to be taken*

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>>74986838

fuck, in no uncertain terms, off

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>>74987046
SHOOK

>>74987152
Reddit

>>74986822
is this yank PJW?

>>74987152
SHADILAY

what's up my fellow MAGApede

bf just tried to put it in my arse again starting to think he's gay

just rolled a beautiful joint

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>>74987159
>double negative

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>>74986953
i know some Japanese sign language

>>74987149
*dives in enthusiastically, smothering my entire face with the grease oozing from the various foods*

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>>74987142

The goal

>>74986806
Have you tried football and pints.

>>74987190
he's a bit cheeky isn't he
*gropes your cock through your pants*

need someone to poz my neghole

>>74987218
posh twat

> gf is literally so incompetant she can't clean the screen of her laptop without fucking something up and needing my help
oh my days I am getting a bit sick of this

last night she someone managed to fuck up cooking rice, even after I gave her written, foolproof instructions which she swears she followed to the letter (which she obviously didn't). Literally useless.

>>74986822
i need context

did the BBC run this story and spin it against the old man to make the pakis look like victims?

>>74987218
FOY

>>74987152
*tips camo MAGA hat*
shadilay brother

Just watched Vertigo. What's some other essential Hitchcock?

>>74987241
start hitting her

>>74987241
chop her head off

what part of the brain is responsible for separating out the best way to solve a problem from all the other ways (e.g. using a ladder to wash a window instead of killing a bunch of toddlers and climbing up the pile of bodies )

>>74986846

Learning Japanese, I should I say Nippongo hahahah

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>>74987254
ah a fellow follower of the kek i see

>>74987149
>I watches
fuck off cornwall

>>74986943
>only train twice a week
>why aren't I getting fit ;_;

They did tests and groups that trained 4-5 times per week didn't have any non-responders. Some ppl just have to train harder than others.

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>>74987241
stop complaining and put a baby in her

>>74987241
buy a rice cooker, they're only twenty quid or so

>>74987225
never seen a sex deprived gay person until you started posting here

>>74987278
me on the left

>>74987255
it's all downhill after psycho desu

NEED an incompetent and dumb gf who relies on me for everything

>>74987302
haha yeah :'^)

>>74986846
mluvím trochu český (-:

>>74987278
*gives you the secret pede handshake*
well met brother, how goes the campaign to find Shia's new flag?

>>74987290
don't need a separate appliance cluttering the kitchen when I can already cook rice in a pan

the sun?
i think you'll find that I am NOT a fan

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>>74987288
i agree with this statement

need something interesting to listen to on youtube

>>74987260

hmmmmmm

dont even lift. just do some press ups every day and swim and walk often. got a very nice ottermode physique from that 2bh. i've always found it easy to build muscle despite being relatively tall so i think genetics plays a big part.

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>>74987241
>tfw competent gf that could be dropped in a foreign land by herself and would able to handle it all and return herself posthaste

>>74987206
*I snicker to myself*
*I walk out of the room slowly with a smug smile on my face*
Another runt dealt with...

>>74986953
is it still not on duolingo

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>>74987172
What about reddit?

>>74987352
is that impressive

>>74987342

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4pHyFqy6V4

>>74987241
Who are you quoting?

>>74987342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USg3NR76XpQ

think i heard the next door neighbour riding the ol' 'do earlier

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>>74987329
ah hold that thought mate whilst i orbit this female

>>74987362
Today apparently

>>74987347
t. hungry skeleton

>>74987342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NsjhBfKCwo

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/brit/ is a blairite general

SHADILAY
PRAISE KEK
[this message was sent from Kekistan]

>gfs

FUCK OFF

>>74987278
>"EXTREME VIOLENCE" with a union jack overlaid
this makes me laugh for some reason

>>74987241

>Having a gf

out

>>74987377
couldnt date a fuckwit girl tbqh

>>74987287
should i do some sort of brosplit rather than full body then? My recovery never allows me to train more than 3 or 4 times per week

>>74987342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZJDYlxkM-c

>>74987390
What about this is Anime?

>>74987397
t. jealous chubbster

>>74987347
>spend all your time exercising
>being fit is easy

>>74987409
>>74987421
you guys bent or just virgin?

i'm taking esperanto lessons

it's the language that humanity will speak when colonising the galaxy

english is finished

>>74987434
her shirt

>>74987445
>all your time
not the case though. as clearly stipulated.

why are /pol/ memes so awful when they aren't stolen from other boards?

>>74987353
*glances up slyly as you walk off, thinking you're in the clear*
*a knife was concealed in the roll of my stomach*
*flex and push it out and up into my hand*
*launch it directly at the back of your neck with devastating accuracy*
*smirk as you turn around, blood gushing from your neck, and see me licking the last bit of garlic mayo from my left index finger as you drop to your knees and take your last breath*

>>74987446
both

>>74987352
after getting BLACKED by the population

>>74987448
hmm
nah

What is Elsa Jeans end game?

>>74987446
not bent just hate gf posting

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What a big fucking forehead.

>>74987448
say that my face you little gay twat and I'll obliterate your chin

what is the standing wave frequency of an oscillating willy

>>74987255
I mean honestly with someone like Hitchcock if you're looking for a thorough education you should watch pretty much everything he's made.

His other seminal films are generally considered to be:
Psycho
Rear Window (perhaps my favourite of the lot)
Notorious
North by Northwest

Other high tier, in terms of recognition ones, include The Birds, Marnie (one of my least favourite hitchcocks), Strangers on a train, Shadow of a Doubt, The 39 Steps.

I would highly recomend alongside these the Man who Knew Too Much (1956) version and the Saboteur. Rope is also an interesting film which was shot all in one place.

Got a REALLY painful spot on my willy that simply will NOT pop

>>74987448
shall make it my life's work to ensure this doesn't happen

>>74987482
aids

Odd number-I have tortellini for lunch
Even number-I have noodles for lunch
Zero-I look in the freezer for something else

>>74987473
/pol/ has a lower average IQ than a subshararan african country

might start self-harming

he does not deny the virginity allegation:
>>74987485

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>>74987404
Shadilay my kekistani brothers praise kek my fellow centipedes!

>>74987329
tbf finding the flag was impressive

>>74987473
/int/ memes are generally forced, though. That's not much better.

>>74987523
Don't forget to photoblog it on /brit/.

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>>74987486
why are australian politicians so runtish looking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNAbHqlMcIE

Skip to 6:00

I've left 4chan but my ghost still lurks here

>>74986846
i'm level 12 in spanish on duolingo

*self harms you*

>>74987518
>lunch
its after 4pm you madman

>>74987241
That's adorable

will admit this straight up any time any where: I am a virgin

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>>74987470
>just do some press ups every day and swim and walk often
sounds like constant exercise to me

>>74987541
hooting and-a hollering

>>74987557
no

>>74987512
it's not like you'll really need to do anything
>English speakers: 1.01 bn
>Esperanto speakers: 0.01bn

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>will admit this straight up any time any where: I am a virgin

listening to the ol' 'nthwave

>>74987578
think you need to find out what constant means then mate

>>74987543
heh... we call that 'weaponised autism' round these parts outsider

>>74987555
british genehtecs

business idea: virgin tinder

>>74987555
dont knock the bull you cunt

>>74987591
reckon english has about 1.5 billion speakers

lad down the road is trying to offload £70 of cheese

>>74987589
*Grabs you by the collar and throttles you a bit*

Do it faggot

>>74987643
One really big piece of cheese or multiple cheeses?

fucking baffles me that normalish looking people you see walking around might be virgins

>>74987632
no respect for republicans

i will knock prepbull anytime i want

trying to offload about 70 quids worth of cheese any takers?

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>>74987555
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmPVCKnkKWA

Earwax is tasting a bit off today, might need to go to the doctors to see what's up...

*opens hatch*
*a hundred little runt eyes look up at me from the shadows*
ahh yes...
*lobs in a sack of rice*
yes yes eat up little runts - eat up hehehe it's almost cleaning time
*turns the hose on*

carbonara for breakfast
just TRY to stop me

if you saw me you would not think I'm a virgin
yet here I am

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>>74987555
Say that again.

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>>74987675
Quite enjoying this new gimmick

i'm an oldfag

>>74987557
would rather go to a cat cafe

>>74987702
actually quite muscular

>>74987675
*turns on the incinerator*

*collects your ugly children and puts them to work in the bean factory*
hahaha! ah yes and they say farming is dead
*smile gleefully with a cigar protruding from my teeth*
*watch as a sign is raised above the workshop "RUNTS MUST NOT SPEAK"*

>>74987712
i enjoy bait of this kid

>>74987555
Looks very yankish desu

>>74987712
hope this is bait

>>74987557
state of them
why not just get a prostitute?
>>74987642
maybe
https://www.cambridge.org/core/journals/english-today/article/two-thousand-million/68BFD87E5C867F7C3C47FD0749C7D417

>>74987670
>australian politicians LITERALLY eat raw onions

>>74987712
>new
heh... looks like we got a rookie here fellas

love stomping racists' heads on the kerb

*sets up this trap to catch runts on their way to the job centre*

>>74987755
in your dreams maybe
I could put your head through a window if you so much as glanced at me

>>74987818
yeah, an open window haha
*gives you a dead arm and you try not to cry*

*pulls up beside you in a white van*
*puts a potato sack over your head and bundles you in the back with the other squirming runts*
*puts you to work in the mine shaft with the others*

>>74986846
tell everyone i speak spanish

actually only know very basic vocab haha

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>>74987755

>>74987557
Japan is fucked

>>74987852
*goes on strike*

>>74987862
me on the left

was supposed to go job centre today but couldn't find it

found what i thought was a job centre to start with in the location they gave me but it was a job centre plus

>>74987139
Inject lizard dna into animals you would like to eat. Then unconscious them and cut off your daily dose of meat off them. Then meat will come back on them. Then they will wake up without knowing about the episode

>>74987702

phwoar really wanna gobble up that budgie

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unironically planning on doing a move to aus/nz

will be much easier when we finally get free movement between the commonwealth realms

*open up the runt pit*
*offer the nearest one a drink*
*it looks at me wide-eyed, and gratefully accepts the mug with a series of happy gurgles*
*it takes a huge sip*
*it throws the cup away as the boiling hot water scalds the back of its throat and chokes its agonised squeaks and squeals*
Fucking runts never learn

business idea: dip slices of bread into an egg based mixture and fry them

absolutely fucking despise alt-right mongs
bunch of stupid little underaged runts, I'd rip their jaws off without the slightest bit of effort or hesitation

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did you lads know that there exist blue magpies?

>>74987901
not funny

This willy spot will just NOT pop!

>condom plebeians

>>74987911
good luck getting a visa if you aren't muslim or asian
>will be much easier when we finally get free movement between the commonwealth realms
yeah as if that will ever happen

*self-destructs*

>>74987918
cuck! beta cuck!!! :^)

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>>74987901

>>74987902
Whew India level posting is shite.

Definitely better rapists than posters.

i'm sorry but did i ask for a yank to reply to me in /brit/ about the commonwealth, an organisation which the united states isn't in

/brit/ has always been an alt right general

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green magpie lads

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ah yes, England.

>>74987966
*chokeslams you and laughs as you gasp for breath and cry*

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>/brit/ has always been an alt right general

>>74987948
You can literally get a working holiday visa in a few hours if you're from Europe, Canada or USA for a year, extendable by another year.

It's not even that hard to get sponsored to stay forever if you're lucky.

>>74987979
you might be a little delusional if you think "le epic commonwealth is gonna come together XDDD and allow free movement XDDD based lizzyXD"

>>74987925
no
bretty cool

Business idea: Become a cereal thief

>>74988001
*kicks you off me and scurries away*
HSSSSSSS

>>74988001
would enjoy being chokeslammed (sexually)

>>74987987
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJbkQZQbskU
this is not a nice bird

>>74988017
?

>yanks are THIS arseblasted about not being in the commonwealth

>>74988018
for NZ? I've always been told it is impossible to get a working visa there

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imagine being in love with a pornstar lmao

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just had the hardest exam of my 4 years of uni by FAR

probably failed it lads

>>74988030
would choke you as I rammed my thick cock into your tight little hole

http://biorxiv.org/content/biorxiv/early/2016/05/26/055699.full.pdf
give me the quick rundown lads

>>74988062
thoroughly enjoyed this post

>>74988017
i heard her say her mam was egyptian in an interview
does that even count as being blacked if you're already a quadroon?

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>>74988062
imagine being in love with a pornstar who is the poster girl for BLACKED
screaming

>>74988067
praying for you x

>>74988079
virus, do not click

>>>/fit/41480311
/britfit/ being cooked as we speak

>>74988028
OI LADS WE'VE GOT A RUNNER!
*me and the lads chase you down and kick your head in*
Alright lads, you go on ahead, I'll clean this up
*drags you to an alleyway, pulls your pants down and rapes you*

>>74988092
>we wuz pharoahs and shiet

>>74988071
yes please
need someone to give me a proper choking but everyone's just a fucking weak runtoid

>>74988099


She's Egyptian, literally.

>>74988079
virus do NOT click this link

enclosed inside this link is the wannacry ransomware, do NOT click under any circumstance

this lad is a sikkunt

https://youtu.be/Jc6ZVF5pgqs

>>74987975
I'm srs. It works. My peers reviewed it

>>74988055
I have LITERALLY just returned from NZurich and I was in Australia for a year working before that.

Maybe you should take a good hard look at yourself if you just believe what you're told from the internet.
https://www.immigration.govt.nz/new-zealand-visas/apply-for-a-visa/about-visa/united-states-of-america-working-holiday-visa

Similar available for Australia, but easier to get.

>>74988118
you'd be gasping for air and struggling to let out strangled moans as I rammed you

>>74988102
>>74988122
>these brainlets don't read bioRxiv studies daily
shan't be considering your opinions now anyway

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>>74988101
genuinely don't think i've got above 40
was a new module organiser and he made the paper VERY difficult
RIP my dreams of getting a 1st

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>>74988106
*gets emotionally scarred and continues muh everlasting spiral of self destruction*

unironically vibing to the new paramore

>>74988152
hmmm, yes, hmmm yes indeed, very good...
*commits suicide*

>>74988149
cool. jobs are still probably quite hard to come by though

>>74988149
which is better, aus or nz?

i'm thinking nz just because aus seems way too hot and dry for a leaf, don't wanna deal with 30c in the winter. nz seems much more mild

>>74988152
>>74988187
WTF? I love life now!

Reminder if you unironically 'support' a football team over the age of 16 you are a brain-dead cuck.

It's a final solution to a permanent problem

>>74988181
Serves you right for being an arrogant student
Maybe you should have studied more :^)

saw a car with a Russian plate

*you hear a rustling in the undergrowth as you walk past with your elephant gun*
*soft squeaks and chitters surround you as cold sweat begins to drip down your neck*
*suddenly, a large, stinking runt explodes from the bushes and latches its jaws firmly upon your bollocks, squealing hysterically*
*you scream as blood gushes forth from your family jewels, your reproductive capabilities gone*

find it interesting how leafs choose whether they're a part of the commonwealth or the 51st state depending on what kind of argument they're having

>>74988235
reminder if you post on 4chan over the age of 14 you're a virgin loser

HELLO

IS MR. ANON HERE

>>74988207
Yes, that's why 1000s of people go there and get no work ever.

No, it's fine, and again Australia is even easier. The worst thing about NZ is the shitty wages, but Australia wages are arab rich tier

find it interesting how yanks think they're welcome in /brit/

>>74988162
can you slap me too x

>>74988272
have fun appealing underage nigger

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>>74988263
>hugs
>kisses
>dancing

ah yes tell me the reasons i want to die are reasons i should live

obvious that this list was written by some stupid fucking upper-middle class southerner white cunt

find it interesting how leafs think they're welcome in /brit/

I've grafted hard, and I've got me card
And many a ganger's fist across me ears
If you pride your life, don't join by Christ
With McAlpine's Fusiliers

>>74988267
never seen a leaf claim to be 51st state it is you faggots who claim they are the 51 state (and u are right LOL)

Why yes, i do read Karl Marx!

Anyone knows how did Brexit affect EU people working in Britain?

If I started working in Britain, would I work as EU citizen or as foreign one?

>>74988306
I'd slap you red, your face and your arse. Deafeningly loud, powerful, hard slaps. Slaps that'll make you cry.

>>74988152
>13. Get tattooed
ah yes

>>74988310
>80 and 81 are the same
already resorting to duplicates
dont have a lot of faith in this list

>>74988318
>faggots
fuck off yank

>>74988288
where did you go in NZ

>>74988328
Strange kind of hatpost

>>74988152
>Have a drink at 21
BELLOWING at yanks

>>74988251
no amount of studying would have helped on this one

>>74988220
NZ is for beautiful landscapes and scenery.

Aus for making money and living the easy good life (drink, smoke weed everyday, have fun, do road trips, still save 20000 in a year)

I went to aus then NZ but really it would have been better to go to NZ then Aus.

>>74988374
Sounds like you're not ready to join the workforce, are you planning on repeating the year?

>>74988336
need to be choked and spanked to the point of tears

one day

>>74988346
try going outside

>>74988345
>bubble baths and bath bombs
ah yes, women, who have never had a genuine suicidal thought in their life

>>74988235
I go to every Huddersfield Town game, home and away.

Love football. Love pints.

>>74988344
Fucking Americans.

Holidays is our word for vacation.

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on second thought tassy seems like it would be pretty good climate wise

all the inbred people and rabid tasmanian devils might be an issue though

Little pussy boy

>>74988386
i think you just got lucky with that job, it's definitely not the "norm"... as they call it.

did some weed

>>74988406
not repeating the year other 1 module so will just have to take the hit desu. think you can still graduate with 110/120 credits
2:1 is still all but guaranteed

>>74988335
Czech is nicer than here

>>74988431
canadians are NOT americans, they're part of the commonwealth and are not similar to america in any way

I may have already won an action packed trip to Detroit

>>74988351
Wellington, Taupo, Christchurch, Queenstown, Dunedin.

Only worked in Wellington and Taupo tho

>>74988434
Honestly I'm a gingerish English guy, it's fine - they have air con, shade and a cold alcohol to help you along.

1 Reason NOT to Commit Suicide:

1. Pints

>>74988473
Yeah. But jobs are better elsewhere.

>>74988489
simple as

fucking hell thank god it's friday

1 Reason TO Commit Suicide:

1. no gf

>>74988477
before i knew anything about detroit i thought that meme was just making fun of deus ex advertising on rustlers or whatever it was

3 Reason to Commit Suicide:

1. pakis
2. wogs
3. forners

>>74988489
love em, simple as