/éire/ - /eire/

>>74986623
Because I'm afraid to get struck by lightning

>>74986600
>THEM

>/int/ and /pol/ will mock us mercilessly if Varadkar is elected
Good enough reason as any to oppose him.

>>74986883
>LOUNGE BAR THEM
How do you lounge bar someone? Hit them with a bar as they're lounging?

Stupid Clondalkin rats

>In 2011, approximately 31% of the town's population is classified as being non-ethnic Irish, with about 12 per cent being of black background.

>>74986623
bit windy out

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>>74986922
>caring about what le anglo-saxons think
Wouldn't want him as FG leader anyways. What foreigners think is irrelevant.

>>74988445
>What foreigners think is irrelevant.
Great. No Varadkar then.

Feel like cans in the sun nude lads

>>74989070
Irish people should never be naked.

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Enda btfo

>>74989175
Is he going back to Mayo to help them win an All Ireland Senior Football title?

>>74989125
When I was a child I was disgusted by anyone wearing short sleeves, still am to an extent. Maybe the muzzies are sound after all.

>>74989215
Daily reminder that Mayo will NEVER EVER win an All-Ireland.

>>74989276
Just wait until the last member of the 1951 team dies. There will be back to back All Ireland titles for 20 years.

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>>74989175
No, fuck off with your shite from the Irish Simpson's fans Facebook page, every time you post something from there it's always shit.

>>74989378
>No, fuck off with your shite, every time you post something it's always shit.
Ftfy.

>>74989254
Miniskirts are absurd.
There's more aesthetic in the billowing of a long skirt anyway.

>>74989507
>go to town one night
>dozens of girls wearing really short dresses
>like really short
>as in just about covers the crotch
I honestly wonder how long it'll take before girls are heading out to clubs in just lingerie.

just had a 2 hour wank

ama

>>74989704
>I honestly wonder how long it'll take before girls are heading out to clubs in just lingerie.
Bikinis are basically lingerie. I suppose it's a taboo from the sexualised environment of clubs that prevents the showing of skin to the extent that can be somewhat justified by the practicalities of swimming.

Really short miniskirts, denim especially, often don't produce a shapely tightness, it just squashes everything into shapelessness.
Then on the other end of things, the trend for very tight "yoga pants" is so mainstream that women are starting to wear them loose, defeating the purpose and looking "trashy" like they're just pyjamas.

>>74989704
>I honestly wonder how long it'll take before girls are heading out to clubs in just lingerie.
I've already seen it. I was working late one evening and passed through the city on my way home. I saw a girl entering a bar wearing what was essentially a partially see-through bra, cropped leggings/yoga pants, and about 2kg of fake tan.

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>try to hit spider with slipper
>miss
>runs up the wall and out of sight in half a second

>>74989969
spiders keep your house insect free fagot

>>74989843
When I was 13 I used to edge for way too fucking long. Honestly I think my longest was like 8 hours. It was not a satisfying orgasm.

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>>74989995
t. Peter Parker

>>74989969
>killing spiders
why? there is no reason to be afraid of them.

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>>74989969
This is why I always use a vacuum cleaner instead of risking it all on a single strike.

>>74989936
The rule of thumb is; the closer to water you are, the more acceptable nudity becomes.

>>74990038
spiders can't even use the internet you fucking paranoid gay cunt
I wish they could though they'd be better company than you on here

>>74990084
Not really.
There is a difference between nudity/skimpiness for practical reasons and dressing sexually though.

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>>74989949
>fake tan still exists

>>74989936
>it just squashes everything into shapelessness.
doesn't help that most Irish women seem to carry their weight in unfortunate places.

>>74990084
nudity is never acceptable in places or situations where you are liable to be seen by others.

>>74990251
>nudity is never acceptable in places or situations where you are liable to be seen by others
Sex? Changing rooms? Saunas?

>>74990293
>Sex?
should be done in darkness.
>Changing rooms?
the concept of a changing rooms implies that you won't be seen by others.
>Saunas?
I don't think nude saunas are a thing in Ireland.

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>>74990054
You're correct that there is no rational reason to fear spiders. Which is why arachnophobia is considered an irrational fear.

>>74990251
>doesn't help that most Irish women seem to carry their weight in unfortunate places.
There are chunkier, blockier races desu. And some that aren't "Amazonian" carry moderate levels of weight well enough. I think height has a correlation to that quality.

>>74990453
>Which is why arachnophobia is considered an irrational fear.
I highly doubt everybody who claims to hate spiders has legit arachnophobia. I knew a guy when I was young who actually suffered from arachnophobia. He was sort of a "hard lad" growing up, but if he even saw a spider on TV he would freak out and have a near panic attack.

>>74990453
All phobias are irrational fears, rational fears are just fears. For example, fear of getting mauled by bears if you live in a Russian forest isn't a phobia, but fear of getting mauled by bears if you live in Donegal is a phobia due to the unlikelyhood of encountering bears there.

>>74990494
>There are chunkier, blockier races desu.
true, but if you're ever out on a Saturday night in a trashier pub you'll see women who look like they were poured into their outfits, with flab seeking freedom at every area of uncovered skin.

>>74990635
>but fear of getting mauled by bears if you live in Donegal is a phobia due to the unlikelyhood of encountering bears there.
now, if you had said Roscommon that would be a different story considering how they voted in the Gay Marriage referendum.

>>74986623

akko a cute

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>>74990251
>doesn't help that most Irish women seem to carry their weight in unfortunate places

>>74986623
its raining

At least it's not raining.

>>74990613
Yeah I'm not scared of spiders, though I might jump from seeing one that's just the shock. I don't like seeing them crawling around the place and building webs, it makes the place look dirty. I've never seen a bug in my room besides flies and moths before, which I tend to kill before the spiders, so I'm not sure does that mean the spiders are doing an excellent job or there's no need for them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWVKzaJc9GE&feature=youtu.be

>>74994418
Why is 4chan obsessed with that book for the past couple of days? It's not even very good.

>>74994645
>why are a bunch of autists obsessed with a book about autism?

>>74994741
But there's apparently a boy version too, but I've only ever seen the girl version posted.

>>74995263
Most of 4chan is male and wanks to the girl. Also there's no full pdf for any of Tom's books, yet.

>>74995384
>Most of 4chan is male and wanks to the girl
I'm actually surprised that the book was so up front about depicting the nudity and masturbation. What struck me as odd though is it never touched on pornography or what a teen might be thinking about when masturbating. It was just presented as something that people do as if it was a common hobby, which I feel is skirting around a fairly significant aspect of masturbation.

>>74995663
I guess because the book is written for children/12 year olds who are just learning about wanking they didn't want to seem like they were advocating pornography, which might turn off some parents.

>>74995848
>they didn't want to seem like they were advocating pornography, which might turn off some parents.
True, but the reasons why they feel the urge to masturbate that a teenager might be struggling with (especially an autistic teenager) are left unaddressed. I just found that unusual given the rather frank nature of the book in most other ways.

>>74996028
Now that you mention it it does seem like the book was more about not doing anything inappropriate in public than it was about wanking. Maybe "Tom/Ellie Gets Off" is coming down the pipeline.

>>74996222
>Maybe "Tom/Ellie Gets Off" is coming down the pipeline.

>Ellie wants to look at pictures that make her vagina feel good
>Ellie knows where to find pictures like this
>Ellie turns on her computer goes to 4chan.org >Ellie opens the /d/ board and looks for pictures she likes

>>74996399
>Ellie shlicks to r34 of herself getting impregnated by a tentacle monster
>Tom gets off to traps, sometimes he wears his sister's underwear to enjoy the feeling of the fabric

>>74996611
>Ellie knows that she must never talk about the tentacle monster impregnation in public. It is something private that all girls do.
>Tom knows that he must never get caught stealing his sister's underwear again. Tom can't blame it on his autism again like he did the last time.

brazil is gonna fall apart for the hundreth time this year

coincidentally, ireland allows visa free entry to brazilians

i guess im irish now how do i fit in

>>74997003
Protip: don't spend all your time hanging with brazilians at shitty nightclubs like Diceys. Best way to fit in is to integrate yourself with the city, not just live there and continue to do brazilian shit.

>>74997003
There's a ton of BR's up in Mayo if you want to be around your own. Also what's happening in Brazil?

>>74997133
>automatically assuming a hue is going to dublin
hate this city

How come none of the Irish that post here are non-nationals?

>>74989378
WHHAAAAT! I LOVE PINTMAN AND IRISH SIMPSONS XD

fuck the outside world

>>74997239
we impeached our president
now we are about to impeach the president that replaced the last president

oh, and the rival candidate for last-last year's elections was caught on tape saying how he wanted to kill a snitch.

>>74997133
oh i won't, i don't have any interest in nightclubs and normie stuff. is learning gaelic essential?

>>74997389
>is learning gaelic essential?
hahahaha

>>74997305
LOOK AT THIS FATHER TED MEME! IT'S RELEVANT BECAUSE TED LOOKS LIKE HITLER AND SO DOES TRUMP! I SHOWED IT TO THE MAMMY AND SHE THOUGHT IT WAS AWFUL GAS XD!

>>74997389
>is learning gaelic essential?
This is the equivalent of someone asking you if learning Tucano is essential for living in Brazil. Irish isn't spoken here other than in remote bogs. You could live here for 20 years and not here a native speaker and of the few that exists they also speak English.

>>74986623
I was out, I'm tired now

>>74997604
If you live in dublin you'll regularly hear some, if only because Gaelscoileanna are chic with the middle class

Lads would it be really shitty if I didn't go to my uncle's wife's brother's funeral on Saturday?

I never knew the guy and people know that, but I also know that any funeral absences can be frowned upon

>>74997886
If you have any connection with your aunt, then it would be nice to go for her sake.

>>74997886
Do you have to travel far? Are you close to your uncle's wife?
If its the death of someone you didn't know associated to someone you only barely know through a non-immediate relative then I wouldn't feel too much expectation to go but it depends on the family.
I'd probably ask my parents what was expected of me and do that.

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>>74998205
>I'd probably ask my parents what was expected of me and do that.
>Implying their parents won't feel that their absence would reflect badly on them and expect them to go

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Killed the thread again lads.

Killed Jaggy's uncle's wife's brother again lads.

>>74997886
If it's nearby then you should, at the very least go to shake hands and offer condolences.

>>74999412
Good job.

>>74997886
I never go to funerals unless it's a close family relative.

Might have Gyno lads not sure.

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>>75001156
You the lad who lost all that weight?

You should continue exercising and give it more time. If you're not terribly self conscious about it you should see your GP too.

That, or get fitted for a nice frilly lace brassiere.

Might by tapeworms to lose weight lads

>>74998054
>>74998370
>>74999489
You dickheads. I thought I could give this awkward outing a miss.

>>75000241 Yeah this is the sort of sentiment I will latch on to when mulling this over tonight. Thanks anon

>>75001693
>want to skip a funeral
>we're the dickheads

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Business idea:

Bras, but for testicles.

>>75002016
Is that not what a jock strap is?

>>75001748
I wasn't really passing a judgement, unlike you.

It's just that there are some awkward things for me in this side of the family, and not only did I not know the guy but those that did know and love him either don't know me or don't care about me going.

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>>75002038
Hmmm, I shall return to the drawing board.

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>>75002207
made me chuckled

>>75002076
I wasn't judging I just said it'd be nice if you showed for your aunt's sake. Even if you don't know anyone else there you do (presumably) know her and she'd appreciate your presence. But I don't know your familial relations so I'm only looking at this as if it was one of my family member's relative.
If you don't want to go then don't go, you don't need us to justify it.

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>>75002016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckQQAhYdlDA
Nice try.

>the zimbabwe theorem is not only still running, but is doing better than ever
how?

>>>/a/157370497
>>>/a/157370497
Excellent thread.

>>75002016
How would that even work unless you have some medical condition that leaves them permanently dangling?

>>75002693
Watch it turn into a Code Geass thread.

>>75002606
>zimbabwe theorem
What is that oh wise and merciful Swissyank?

>>75002955
le big kahuna burger theory

>>75002955
the zanzibar hypothesis

>>75002693
It's true. Knackers don't like anime and look at the state of them.

>>75003196
That's not true. Big Billy from Lough Swilly loves his moeshit.

Fairly /marbh/ today.

>>75005225
It's not that bad considering how slow some of the threads early in the week were.

>>75005225
Well I'm going to sleep. Night.

>no more late night autism threads
Are we getting old, lads?

>>75005225
decided not to post much today

I see I was missed

>>75006564
wha

>>75006474
My sleep schedule's fixed for the time being so don't expect me to be up past 2 for a while. But hey, Froggy should be back within days and posting will probably pick up again.

>>75006474
Has Juniper calmed down yet? He was spamming last weeks threads with nonsense so I think a lot of people left.

>>75006728
>But hey, Froggy should be back within days and posting will probably pick up again.
He did say that he might not be able to post as much once he is back in Ireland though. I wonder did he mean just during the day or in general?
>>75006792
>Has Juniper calmed down yet?
He hasn't been around in a few days.

>>75006728
There's probably a good few people here doing college exams right now too, so they'll possibly return.

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>>75006828
He'll be finished work tomorrow and back in Ireland on the 24th. Then he'll have a week off before he starts working again. I expect he'll post at least once before leaving France to say "goodbye", then probably post more than usual before returning to wageslavery.

>I wonder did he mean just during the day or in general?
He said his new job won't give him shitposting time so we won't see him in the morning at least. Midday /éire/ could become deader than usual.

Either way I've been building up my Grafs and am ready to impersonate.

>>75007252
>Midday /éire/ could become deader than usual.
True. Frogweeb almost always appeared around lunch time, which served to kickstart /éire/ for the day. As more users arrived as the afternoon rolled on, enough momentum was usually maintained to keep the threads going until the busy period post-6pm.
>Either way I've been building up my Grafs and am ready to impersonate.
It will be interesting to see how he reacts to that.

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>>74989378
>>74989436
>>74997305
>4chan bullies

>>75007438
>It will be interesting to see how he reacts to that.
I bet he'll be annoyed. He won't say it but it will bother him on some level. He doesn't realise that he likes the attention.

>>75007804
>He doesn't realise that he likes the attention.
I don't understand.

>>75007848
Right now he says he's sick of the attention and wants to be anonymous again. I'm betting that he's going to miss the feeling of standing out.

Finished my third wank of the day and now my balls hurt. Think I might be dying.

>>75008065
I wanted yesterday after 4 weeks without. I barely touched my dick and blew my load all over my tablet.

>>75008065

No fap for a week and a day, longest I have gone since I was a teenager.....its doing things to me, I have agreed to go on a date with a fat bird...here's hoping she gets drunk and puts out, I already know she is lonely! Get in!

>>75011048
Good luck mate. Remember to wrap up.

>>75011112

Always! All the signs are there that one drink in she will be slutty but then again she could just be the naive type and thinks i just genuinely wants to have a drink and chat....need to play my cards right to get my willie wet.

>>75011189
If she's naive just got start touching her, she'll get the message. Small of her back and her shoulders are easy first steps. Then move to hips, waist and legs.

Fuck I'm so horny right now I cant wait for tonight. I got a raging erection in this restaurant right now.