You have 30 seconds to be as Japanese as possible

>>74986447
i'm watching
good luck.

>>74986447
how to get nuked in 30 seconds

*Commits seppuku*

Omochikaeri! ~~

How to spot a Korean?
Dog Chinese don't dare go near him.

>>74986508
hello grandpa

Gomenasai, anime wa dogo desuga :DDDDDDDD

>>74986447
Why do Poles always say ~~~~Pola <3 every time they think something is cute?

Herro hao ar yuo?

今日は死のうとした

YOOOOOOOOOOOO~

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>>74986511

>>74986447
What war crimes? Me know nothing

すみません、私はゲイです

*can't be helped's*

>>74986447
Racist!! 4chan is based on 2ch and moderator is Japanese. Should not be racist.

>>74986511
在日2chへ帰ろ

>>74986447
KIMOCHIIII IKUUUUUU *dying cat noices*

>>74986447
Pola~~~~~~

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cho beriba

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I like the little girl also there's too much responsibility palced on you in our society when your reach adulthood so i sometimes i wish i was a little girl.

someone please kill me

now this is a japanese person

>>74986447

仕事終わったああああああああああああ。お疲れ様でした。是非明日も頑張りたいと思います。

Nya, kawaii, hentai, tentacles!

>>74986447
>walks you to death

wwww

>tfw no used panties machine nearby

>>74986447
I bet this thread will be translated by all-nationz.com

fuck I hate korea
where's my waifu pillow
do you love japan?

*kills dolphins and whales*

>>74986799

朝鮮民の意見は確かに必要なさすぎる。

マンコ

What's a unit 731? Chinese conspiracy made by Korea no mistake!

>>74986527
nipah~~ <3

>>74986994
死ねバカウヨ

>>74986748
>是非明日も頑張りたいと思います。
This is rather unnecessary in the Japanese society. Sometimes it is even undesirable as it vaguely implies you are content and confident with the quality of your own work, which may make you sound a cocky especially in front of your boss.

You better recall even the tiniest mistakes you made today as hard as possible and apologize for them instead of saying the positive phrase after work.

>>74986643
>is based on 2ch and moderator is Japanese. Should not be racist.
except 2ch is so racist that they ban all non-Japanese IPs

nankingu no happen
you aru zainichi korean
only japanu habe four season best countryu

>>74986447
pola~<3

>>74987164
What seasons does corea have?

>>74986447
Gambatte kurasai, leafu-kun!

>>74987193
fuku you! you aru zainichi go homu!

poland is overrated

>>74987109
You no sound Japanese. You chink wa chigaenai. Canada is chinks colony anti Japanese racists. 2ch is for Japanese only because chink like you bad.

We don't rike foreeen

waito pigo go home

Burazirian dekassegui go home (to japanese brazilians)

We rove Burazir (to white brazilians in Japan)

*incomprehensible gibberish*
~www

>>74987099

Nah not really. Its like the improving mentality and stuff but i mostly move with the lower classes. Even the bosses let it flow. LOL at cites I worked at the median age must have been well over 50. Construction is serious businessin japan.....

The feeling was overall laid back must be much worse in some salaryman position.

Working a trade in japan is generally pretty nice if you don't work for some shitty black company.

konichi wa omae wa mou shindeiru girugamesh sushi watashi wa yagami son goku

pola~~

>>74986511
japanese and based as fuck/10

>>74986486
>>74986503
>>74986508
>>74986535
>>74986568
fake shit

why is everyone so mean to japan and japanese which basically are a nice country and people

>>74987222
メキシコ人だ
I'm just curious.

Gome!

Fuck Kim and gook people.

>>74987820
You people stick to yourselves and those that don't are the voices we hear. And they sound like some posts in this thread. I am being very diplomatic here.

>>74986447
I proper English speak fugg
Zainichi reeeeeee!
Polska love Japan

>>74987961

Nah you people are just racist towards the japanese that is all.

KAWAII DESU DEATH TO ZAINICHI KOREAN DOG

I wanna be whito people some day..,

i watch drawings of minors and im sexually attracted to them
i also read children cartoons in public

Fuck Korean.
在日ゴーホーム!

>>74988061
Honestly, the Japanese are the ones I see bullying japanese the most. Every time one posts, another comes correcting him in Japanese and telling him to go back to 2ch.

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>>74986447
I LOVE ROLI!

RECORD YOURSELF DOING YOUR BEST JAPANESE!!!!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BIbEd0LbQ1

>>74988446
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1d084CJ9gTP

>>74986447
*makes 17 different completely irrational connections to innocuous facts and wraps them up in a paragraph, the sole purpose being to point out Japan's obvious worldly superiority and Korea being subhuman*

>>74986447
*gets depressed and commits suicide because no gf*

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>>74988617
>THIS is the pre-teen, russian-tier, high-pitched, violin-esque, castretto-like, baby-screaming, wine-glass-breaking voice behind all american posts

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japan is over.
korea is great.
i love k-pop.
jap monkeys have to apologize to korea.

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>>74988617
>>74988679
qute

>>74986447
>laughs in ridiculously low crime rate and almost no niggers
FUCKING JAPS

korea is over.
japan is great.
i love shinzo abe.
korean monkeys have to
submit to japanese cock.
t. kim-lee-zucchini

POLA~~~<3 (≧▼≦;)

R8 my le mems b0ss xd
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AR4q0h4JPk

>>74989365
Harika!

>>74986447
thanking y-you too
*commits suicide*

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>>74988930

onsen go. with old men bathing. at old men balls looking. horny get

zitto animale

>fucking korea go to hell
>no small penisu big penisu
>no no i sleep work tonite
>rice and fish yes
>dattsu why smoll penis
>fucking chinese doggu
>no kids no wife die lonely ok
>no no its our nun is called miko not prostitute
>watermelon need month work to afford
>fucking western barbarians
>no ainu no genocide ok

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>kanojo inai no kimochi

Maa, yome ga iruzu

>>74988221
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lFcb9ziIkl

Sudoku

>>74990359
Are you japanese Yoda?

Narakarawariwa

Bung bing bing bong

Oooh rook at me i work 100 hours a week and never have sex i must kirr myself nao

Waito piggu go home

>>74986447
ｨｨﾅ-- (´ ▽ ` ) *sips canned coffee*

ah, suimasen...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=af2H3_Ur_AE

Ching wing wa

>>74986447
duude
inherent cuteness
lmao

>>74986799
You know that Japanese have websites that translate a bunch of stuff, not even relating to Japan? The point you think you're making isn't much of a point at all. Some Japanese people are simply interested on what foreigners think regarding stuff they like. This goes for most nations except most don't need translations and can read it on the source website.