/brit/

Present, sir.

love it when the racists on 4chan reveal they also like anime
it's like they just accept they think, like and say objectively incorrect things

fuck sake janny remove the old threads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RPMa3Qgx6k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEHI2Cgk8Ww

thanks for the wanks

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oi mate, you dropped your gay card

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never held a girl's hand AMA

>>74985214
very well thought out and reasoned reply
get fucked

Love how people complain about freougners who don't speak the language coming here to uni meanwhile they couldn't do that in the inverse equation

>>74985116
>>74985257
have NEVER opened a YouTube link on brit, shan't be starting now

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>oi mate, you dropped your gay card

Reminder that yanks are based

>man on deathbed
>"I wish I hadn't gone out drinking as much at uni so I could have got a 1st instead of a 2.1"

>>74985295

corker of a post everyone missed

>>74985312
>meanwhile they couldn't do that in the inverse equation
why's that relevant? also its a real problem when you get paired with them in any group assignments

>>74985312
hello Zhang Chang Bokchoy Fricasse Dingalingping

>took the gf ice skating last night to get her out of the house
>parked up outside the rink
>she started crying and wouldn't get out the car
>ended up driving home and going to bed

might have to bin her but i'm worried she'll kill herself or something

>>74985333
checked

>>74985282
fuck me

can't believe I post alongside such pathetic cunts

>>74983945
for me it's a mixture of people dressing terribly, things like buses/trains/houses not modernising, weird mixture of aggression and social isolation, lack of community, terrible litter, people not caring how their area looks as long as their house and garden is nice, anti-social behaviour particularly from teenagers and chavs, masses of chain stores over small businesses making everywhere look the same, defunding of public spaces and art galleries/libraries, popularity of fast food over restaurants, could go on and on

it doesn't help that all the wealth is contained in one area of the country, i mean walk around birmingham and head towards digbeth, do you really think the second biggest city in, say, denmark or germany would be that deprived and starved of investment? unironically blame the tories for it all, greedy fuckers

>>74985312
usually the people complaining about this are poorly educated themselves and can't spell, no reason why foreigners coming to uni should be a problem as it gives universities more funds which in turn allows them to grow and hire more staff, better for everyone involved

>man on deathbed
>"I wish I hadn't done as much with my life so I could have shitposted on /brit/ all day"

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This is my girlfriend.

>>74985333
>experiences of a lifetime

can't believe this literal propaganda is still being shilled

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whom'st is'st thou'est art'est opinion'est on'est finnish'est gf'eths

>>74985350
is she an anxiety gf?

I've got one too and if she ever got as bad as that I'd just have to bin her

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>uni
>experiences of a lifetime

Can all the students in these threads fuck off back to their pub crawls? Absolutely abhorrent posters

>>74985322
I didn't go out much at uni and finished with a 1st

not one regret

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>chris cornell dead in possible suicide

Jdimsa r.i.p.

Why is Dublin so shit lads

>>74985377
yeah i think something happened to her to make her like that but she's never let on

just breaks down every time we do something out of routine

>>74985390
do one deano

>>74985390
but i don't have any friends

>>74985358
>fuck me
not gay sorry

>>74985409
full of the ir*sh

>man on deathbed
>I wish I had drunk more alcohol and further deteriorated my liver causing me to die earlier and live a shorter life

>>74985401
copying kurt cobain yet again

>>74985424
>The student ACTUALLY calls me a deano

so glad I never got indoctrinated into liberal groupthink and newspeak by going to uni

>>74985350
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>Having fun at university?
>not for me m'lady! a man of my cutting wit and intellect would never be caught enjoying himself at an educational establishment - 'tis a place of learning not a place for having 'a good time'!

>>74985414
you mean you haven't even discussed it properly? talk to her about it and get her on therapy pronto

really fancy a french shower

>>74985368
You didn't even watch the entire series you little Belgian rat. You didn't even watch her rape scene. Fuck off

might commit a hate crime

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>so glad I never got indoctrinated into liberal groupthink and newspeak by going to uni

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gO3BVyZXQwg

it's a hard life

>>74985414
are you sure she's literally not autistic?

that's genuine autistic behaviour by completely sperging out when routine is broken

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>>74985471

>>74985434
it wasn't an offer.

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>can't get into uni? well.. its because ... duhh... im not leftist liberal... blug... duhh not sheed enoughhh *bangs head on table*

Quirky shopping list final draft:

Berry juice
Bread (gay)
Bread (normal)
Mackerel
Nice cheese
'Netto
Spirit - whisky? (Scotch)
Grapes OR 'nanas
Frozen pizza?
Greeek yoghurt (put in fridge)
Broccoli and of its ilk
Snacky chicken
Chocolate - creamy
Cinnamon
Hundreds, thousands
Vanilla essence
Ironic minion birthday cake

Thoughts?

job offer in Reading have a feeling i'd feel isolated in such a small town and never meet anyone, guess i could come up London on weekends but still, mixed feelings

how do you make your aeropress?

i use the inverted method
put a scoop in.
drizzle some water
stir
pour it up to 1st marker
stir
2nd marker
stir
leave for 4 minutes
upturn and plunge slowly
stir with more water

might just do really badly and miss my masters offer for a laught

went to uni, lost my virginity, became semi-normie and got a first
aha wahey still on the 'chon all week aha

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>>74985483

Why would I want to watch my girlfriend being raped...

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hitchens was right

what the fuck are these guys even conserving

>>74985474
every time i bring it up she just goes silent and won't say anything

asked her parents but they have no idea why she's like it

>>74985490
she definitely isn't autistic just very fragile

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>>The student ACTUALLY calls me a deano

>>74985312
>Love how people complain about freougners who don't speak the language coming here to uni meanwhile they couldn't do that in the inverse equation
but they dont do it do they so they aren't being hypocrites

>>74985510
I often write and do things with the explicit purpose of confusing or amusing the police in the event of my untimely death or an extended prison sentence

>>74985518
>living in literally a field
why bother?

Lads I've got a piece of paper to sell you. I've written
>Smart reliable lad-good at _____
You can fill that in. I've signed it as well. Current price is £27000.

>>74985536
bin the slag, sounds like a complete and utter cretin.

>>74985536
sounds like a bit of a fucked up relationship to me desu, if she won't open up to you and she starts literally crying when you want to do things together then that needs to end

Not sure why you haven't binned her yet

>>74985536
what does she do day to day

>>74985564
this desu uni is a waste of money i'm already a shift manager at maccies and i'm only 26

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>>74985564

>>74985564
dunno what you're trying to say? you're literally right though? i have the paper and you dont

Where's the turkey Jeremy?

wish i wasn't scottish

britain is tiny and is all one country technically but southern uplands is made to feel like the bloody navajo desert splitting us apart. don't think i'd be very welcome in english cities

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>>man on deathbed
>>I wish I had drunk more alcohol and further deteriorated my liver causing me to die earlier and live a shorter life

>>74985564
might get one of them and put shagging as what I'm good at even though I've yet to kiss a girl.

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He's still a trott

absolute #smashedit in the gym today boys

#summerbod looking absolutely buff, going to have baaare gyal preeing me in Napa with the squad

me? I went to the university of life mate. Now if you'll excuse me, this jjb can't manage itself

>>74985521
I pour it all way to 4th. Inverted. 80 degrees-less bitter this way. Only wait 2 mins-use a lot of coffee.

>>74985606
there are shit loads of scots where I live

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>>74985612
bloody trots
they ruined labour

Find a flaw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpP-n9Oqj-Y

>>74985401
who?

>>74985631
uni?

>>74985527
this is a 4 in australia

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'datin 'he 'ol 'der 'io 'ds

>>74985536
Does she wanna scrap? Would love to fold a delicate autistic marigold like an ironing table

shan't be conversing or acknowledging leftists from this point onward

you know who you are

>>74985643
yes

>>74985642
The author of the best post grunge lyrics America produced.

>>74985635
'ddit

find a flaw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1Fq6gtbx4Q

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Some good music for the lads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4pHyFqy6V4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0LsiDUPGZM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jO_v2sXm-f4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9rcAzic4zE

With a pic of the gf ofc.

>>74985568
>>74985578
i've tried and tried assuming that there's an event which led to this, obviously i could be wrong but we've only been seeing each other for 3 months

>>74985580
she's completely normal, doesn't have a job though so she just lives off me
i went downstairs this morning before work and she had gone to the 24 hour tesco in the middle of the night to buy ice cream because there would be less people there, she was just sitting at the table cleaning the tubs with a tea towel so we can reuse them

>>74985607
how the fukk?

>>74985657
doesn't count

>tfw in charge of hiring for machine operators at my company
>never hire students because they just ooze arrogance and feel as though they're superior to everyone else.

Wipes the smile off their faces when I employ a more experienced person who actually knows how the world works instead of an arrogant and entitled student with a degree but no clue LOL.

>>74985527

But she does not have imperfections... Look at those eyes.

>>74985627
>not liking coffee bitter
ah so you don't like coffee

>>74985699
Lud

>>74985677
*opens link*
*listens to first 30 seconds*
*closes tab*
*filters belgian flag*

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>tfw reported every drug dealer whilst at uni
>tfw got 8 people arrested and significantly reduced the flow of drugs through the university

felt good improving the lives of others

>>74985646
>>74985713

do MPs get to claim travel expenses every single week going back to their constituency?

>>74985718
The entire point of the aeropress is to keep flavour and reduce bitterness. You're a stupid cunt

>>74985699
>machine operators
>needing degrees
yea alright mate

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Capitalism and the free market was the best thing to happen to the world

>>74985681
Don't spend your life waiting for some random slag to get her act together, she shouldn't have been so selfish to get into a relationship being so mentally ill and unwilling to go to therapy or at least open up to you about it.

Women are subhuman.

>>74985731
druggies should all be summarily executed to be honest, I count coffee drinkers amongst their ilk too

>>74985731

love this post every time

>>74985752
bitter is a flavour

if you don't like it, you're a poofter or a literal child

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>here, Dave this is the one I was telling you about
>oh chri- Hello Mr Anon! how are you
>h..he-
>jolly good, my that's a weak handshake, please have a seat
>t...tha-
>now, let's get right into it shall we, on your CV it says that you have 3 GCSEs, in Woodworking, Foodtech and resistant materials, what makes you think you're a good fit here at Goldman Sachs
>w-well I wa-
>oh my mistake, I've just seen a BTEC in bricklaying here too, sorry as you were saying?
>I-I erm... well basically I didn't go to un-
>hmm reading through your CV again Mr Anon, and there's a sizeable gap in between you leaving school and now, what were you doing in that time
>I erm... my stepdad is a bricklayer and so I worked on sites with hi-
>Mr Anon thank you for your time, we'll be in touch

half a button of modafinil down the old hatcheroo

731
bait, do not reply

>>74985681
>3 months
>already like this

I dead set thought you would have been dating for years the way she's carrying on. I could be the hard man and say just dump her but it's not that easy. you're trying to sort it out for her and she's completely noncompliant and it honestly sounds like an awful relationship.

follow what you want to do but I'd genuinely be considering getting rid of her. that's absurd behaviour and she's pretty daft to reckon she can carry on like that and refuse all help

>>74985627
You should try cold brew coffee desu.

>>74985731
extremely good lad

>>74985774
Bitter is a taste, not a flavour

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>paid servitude come nightfall

>>74985779
ahh yes i want to follow in the family construction business i know i'll apply for a job at goldman sachs

>>74985780
never heard of it

>>74985681
likely not a single event m8, anxiety and mental illness are combinations of things.

if it were me I'd get pretty mad at her for not trying to work through it, and just drop her if she refused to open up

your behaviour about it is almost as odd as hers tbqh

>>74985793
Didn't work well when I tried. Way too weak.

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>>74985779

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reminds me of some men I know! LOL!

Bitter and sour things are good
They keep you rough and tough and redditly British

Sweet and savoury things are alri
Too much of em and you'll go soft though

My housemates next year are
>a chubby girls with big tits
>a cute girl with a perfect ass
>a shy, slim Indian girl
>a cute Chinese-Canadian femboy
The chubby girl and femboy are quite touchy with me already. I think I'll end up fucking at least one of them.

very much enjoying the ancient gimmicks posted in this thread

they're possibly the highest quality gimmicks /brit/ has ever produced because they consistently rile new twats up to the point they're foaming at the mouth

>>74985831
so true

>>74985831
why does he only have a ballbag

>>74985831
EMMA!! HAHA this is why i love u xx

>>74985824
How long did you leave it for? I let it brew for about 2 days and it's plenty strong.

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>>74985816
>ask not for whom the timesheet tolls
>It tolls for thee

>>74985822
study drug, legal to import - illegal to own and sell

>>74985836
>not liking sweeties or a savoury dinner
>british

>>74985779
nigger

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>>74985798
literally synonyms.

Learn the dictionary

>>74985841
>ass
fuck
OFF
YANK

Is it easy to find a job as trainee accountant in britain or ireland?

Whats the biggest animal you reckon you could knock out with one punch? Capybara here.

>>74985867
Read my fucking post again.

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>says you spent £27000 on a 2:1 in....history?
>Yes and how do you think that will help?
>I have someone else with 5 years experience, what have you been doing? Thinking about the Romans?

feel as though at this point everybody that will ever post in /brit/ consistently already posts here

realistically how would you only just come across /brit/ now? you wouldn't. if you're the sort of person to post here you would have already found it

>>74985866
>study
haha enjoy your stress

browsing commie twitter for mentally ill gf

>>74985841
bit bent

reckon only yanks should be allowed to use the nigger word. it's our word

>>74985820
>>74985825
>>74985872
brainlets FUMING with the gentlest of banter

fuck /brit/ and fuck anglos I am of a proud irish catholic nation.

>>74985888
why don't you like savoury dinner?

>>74985887
probably a giraffe.

massive animals but tiny heads which you can just spark straight out

>>74985831
ummmm.... YAAAASSSSS

>>74985887
a bear
but like a small one, a cub (and the mother isnt around anywhere)

>>74985822
it's for narcolepsy and for night shift workers who feel tired but need to concentrate

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do u lik susan

>>74985885
arse has always sounded stupid and not sexy at all

>>74985900
yeah a bit

>>74985857
Multiple days eventually. Tasted as if I'd put half the normal amount in standard coffee.

>>74985931
i say yes

>>74985931
fuck off matt

>>74985921
how would you knock out a giraffe? they're massive

>>74985896
>jobs aren't stressful

>says you spent £27000 on a 2:1 in....Chemistry?
>Yes and how do you think that will help?
>I have someone else with 5 years experience, what have you been doing? Thinking about paracetamol?

https://youtu.be/JNbrtgeDFSk

Runts that didn't go to uni won't understand how even degrees such as history show a passion for self improvement, skills in critical thinking and determination and discipline to succeed

the hardest bit of critical thinking building site runts have to do is deciding whether the Tesco meal deal is better than the Sainsbury's one

> tfw trying to find ancient gimmicks I used to do back in the day on /brit/ but the useless twats who run 4chan archive sites don't have any records dating back far enough

fucking useless cunts

>>74985841
>I think I'll end up fucking at least one of them.

hahahaha

AHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHA

t. had 4 female housemates 3 of them fit as fuck the other a slaggy bint

Met a 45 year old twink on okcupid who said he wants to power fuck me. Meeting him in an hour. Any advice?

boggles the mind that these youtube twats make as much money doing stupid youtube shit as people who slave away for noseberg in a cubicle 40 hours a week do

not a fan of this so called capitalism

>>74985841
>not going for the shy, slim indian girl

plebian taste

>>74985960
punch it in its tiny little head, I literally just said

read next time you absolute oven glove

have a pronounced bite and am certain i am more genetically similar to a troglodyte than some

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/conservative-manifesto-general-election-2017-voter-id-laws-racist-voters-poll-latest-a7742666.html

why do people complain about this?
who the fuck doesn't have photo id?

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>tfw no experience
>need experience to get a job
>can't get job because no experience

>>74985886
with the right qualifications
suppose that's anywhere though

>>74985995
reddit

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>Runts that didn't go to uni won't understand how even degrees such as history show a passion for self improvement, skills in critical thinking and determination and discipline to succeed
>
>the hardest bit of critical thinking building site runts have to do is deciding whether the Tesco meal deal is better than the Sainsbury's one

>>74985866
>legal to import
doubt it, but i also doubt they'll try to pin a charge on you for importing a personal quantity of modafinil.

>>74985995
She hasn't shown any interest in me but the other two have

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dtnqIcF61GQ

>>74985965
>the only upsides of a history degree are things that have nothing to do with history
the STATE of artsfags

how many of us do you think it would take to batter a fully grown silverback gorilla?

i reckon 4-5

prefer Tesco ones, me

>>74986006
the best one
>studying doesn't count as experience

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the amish guy who's building my dad's new house has 13 kids, and they all live in this tiny house without electricity or running water lmao

>>74985961
umm thats why im neet?!

Any TK maxx lads in?
You have to go through 95% of shit but it's worth it

dressed like a normie for the price of an autist

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>Runts that didn't go to uni won't understand how even degrees such as history show a passion for self improvement, skills in critical thinking and determination and discipline to succeed
>
>the hardest bit of critical thinking building site runts have to do is deciding whether the Tesco meal deal is better than the Sainsbury's one

Shant view you tube lynx. Shant shant shant. Foing to bed now. Got a day an a half ahead tomorrissey

too stupid to have passed my GCSEs

>>74986005
illegal paki immigrants

>>74986018
protected under a therapeutics act

listen next time or I'll fucking flatten you into the neverland for questioning me

>you spent £27000 on a degree with no application in real life?
>This demonstrates to me you're a logical thinker, you start tomorrow!

>>74985965
in my experience the tesco sandwiches often don't have the optimal fillings but the ingredients are fresher and the sandwhiches are a higher quality

for example the chicken salad sainsburys sandwhich is better than the chicken, bacon and lettuce tesco sandwhich despite not having any bacon

second point is sainsburys have the walkers equivalent of mccoys that taste the same but are 50g a bag whereas mccoys themselves are only 47g a bag

and finally, the drink
I've noticed the 600ml bottles of pepsi max in a few sainsburys but never in tescos however in a lot of tescos they've got monster energy absolute zero which is my number 1 choice

overall I'll give it a tie, my personal preference is to alternate between the two to get the best of both worlds

note: the sainsburys near me has an advantage over tesco on sunday because it closes an hour later

bit sad my mum will have no grand children

>>74986072
Good day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3W6yf6c-FA

C-can I come in? My general's dead, pretty gay 2bh, and you guys are so much funnier...

STOP

THIS THREAD IS MOVING TOO FAST

SLOW DOWN NOW OR FACE A FINE UP TO £50

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>ah a 1st class degree in Chemistry? and your dissertation focused on your successful creation of a plutonium compound that behaves much more like lighter elements, giving scientists new information about how this element works? mmm very impressive!

>Well I'm really sorry Mr Anon but David already fills this position, he's been working here 5 years so he already knows where the spreadsheets are on the server and that, I'm sure you understand

>>74986093
tesco have pretty decent filling

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>in my experience the tesco sandwiches often don't have the optimal fillings but the ingredients are fresher and the sandwhiches are a higher quality
>
>for example the chicken salad sainsburys sandwhich is better than the chicken, bacon and lettuce tesco sandwhich despite not having any bacon
>
>second point is sainsburys have the walkers equivalent of mccoys that taste the same but are 50g a bag whereas mccoys themselves are only 47g a bag
>
>and finally, the drink
>I've noticed the 600ml bottles of pepsi max in a few sainsburys but never in tescos however in a lot of tescos they've got monster energy absolute zero which is my number 1 choice
>
>overall I'll give it a tie, my personal preference is to alternate between the two to get the best of both worlds
>
>note: the sainsburys near me has an advantage over tesco on sunday because it closes an hour later

>>74986097
There is always hope mate I come from a long proud line of scottish men with small penises and we've managed to procreate every generation.

>>74986099
Mis u x x x

>>74986097
Looks or mental illness?

>>74986114
FOY

>>74986125
yeah i fucked that up, i mean tesco have better filling choice but sainsburys have better ingredient quality n

>>74986077
https://www.border.gov.au/Busi/Trav/Proh/NPSandSDA

>>74986134
hm found my confidence actually. think I'll stay cunt

>>74986042
>educating yourself out of a need to climb the social ladder

looool, some people enjoy learning you utter brainlet

>>74986123

heh
nice

need a cock in my mouth

>>74986060
I dont remember letting you to talk to me

*boots you into the incinerator* off you go then, with the others

>>74986145
FOY

>>74986065
Here. Hate those smaller tk maxx shops though, completely misses the point of it.

>>74986114
yanks welcome

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>heh
>nice

*puts my cock in you mouth*

>>74986123
Why would someone with a chem degree apply for a job in business?
>plutonium compound that behaves much more like lighter elements
Oh, it's because you have no idea what chemistry is.

is it tea time yet?

>>74986005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llDM-44Zb8w
the cancer is here

*shovels a load of wriggling runts straight into a pot of boiling water*
*turns to the camera*
For anyone at home watching, don't worry about this - the runts are at their freshest when cooked live and the boiling water kills them instantly, they don't feel a thing.
*in the background a partially-cooked runt can be seen trying to claw at the rim of the pot*
*slams the lid down*

>>74986147
then read some books with a grand total cost of £200 whilst you pursue useful life goals

you dont need to go to adult nursery to learn about history you mong

>>74986139
not acknowledging this post in case I'm wrong

>you want to be a chemistry teacher?
>And you went to uni for years and spent billions?
>Sorry mate the janitors been waiting on this a while and he's got real world experience too

>>74986129
abnormie

not my fault though.

siblings are capable of being adults but still decline because they have typical selfish normie geek culture frame of mind where all they care about is entertainment and think it'll be too hard/painful even though literally millions did it fine before them.

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hehehe

Listening to "one" by u2 ft. mary j blige

>>74986065
true but usually shite unless you get lucky

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>Passed my motorcycle theory test
>Got to try out a new guitar
>Cute girl asked for my number and says I should record at her workplace
>My Tenga 3D arrived in the post

Been quite a good day lads

*opens door*
*sound of a hundred screaming runts and a large bubbling cauldron pierces the night air*
*closes door*
*sound ceases immediately*
making runt stew

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squawking

*sucks hard and hungrily*

>>74986208
Reality of the modern world, I suppose.

Hang in there.

>>74986198
>learning from the people who wrote those books rather than from the books themselves
>having the opportunity to debate with others and leaders in your field and expand your mind

>reading a book in your dark, damp room

mmm ah yes

Not gonna have lunch until 4

>>74986206
I can't tell if you're for or against uni

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9h-sqcM4LCs

gr8 summer car choon. get it here first

Based based Tommy
https://youtu.be/ZjgCwXDo4Ac

>>74986198
are you just supposed to tell employers that you have "knowledge of history" then?

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>motorcycle theory

>>74986222
>>Passed my motorcycle theory test
enjoy your closed casket funeral cos you'll have no fucking limbs

if the soldiers want the footballers wages why don't they beat them at a game of football

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approaching 100k scrobbles lads

*hoses the runts down with boiling water*
make the skin tender so it comes off the bone easier

>>74986188
>Oh, it's because you have no idea what chemistry is.
>Plutonium has long been part of many countries' nuclear energy strategies, but scientists are still unlocking the mysteries behind this complicated element and seeing how they can use heavier, nuclear elements to clean up nuclear waste.

>Now, new research by Florida State University Professor Thomas Albrecht-Schmitt shows that plutonium doesn't exactly work the way scientists thought it did. The findings will contribute to his team's efforts to develop technologies to clean up nuclear waste.

>The work was published today in Nature Chemistry.

>Albrecht-Schmitt and a team of researchers have been studying plutonium -- Pu on the Periodic Table of Elements -- for almost two decades to understand how it behaves chemically, and how it differs from lighter elements like iron or nickel. To Albrecht-Schmitt's surprise, a plutonium-organic hybrid compound that his team assembled in the lab behaved much like compounds made with lighter elements.


au reviour, brainlet

(that's french by the way mate)

>>74986263
yes
they'll be impressed if you can rattle off a list of books and authors you know, seminars you attended etc
because you'll actually have some life experience elsewhere in a real job instead of "i drank for 3 years and still can't spell properly"

if the soldiers want the footballers wages why don't they just become footballers

>>74986282
tony pot bliar

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good afternoon everyone except white people

Why are you all so insecure. Find it really tiresome when you bicker with each other about this shit.

>>74986260
i'm currently for uni as i'm there but will be dropping out in around 3 weeks (after i fail all my exams) so will be switching my opinion then

>>74986282
how can one man be so based

>>74986271
>enjoy your closed casket funeral

Only because my face is so handsome hahaha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpxN2VXPMLc

>>74986300
lmao never happened once. you are paying for the piece of paper you absolute mong. they don't give a shit about anything besides statistics on your resume

*sees a dozen wriggling sacks under the sign "NEETs"*
*notices one sack is worming it's way into the machine operator pile of sacks*
*boot the ambitious sack midway with a good run up and enjoy a satisfying thud and screech*

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>>74986313

afternoon

What can you tell me about brit slags? Are they a meme or are they real ?

just seen a homeless bloke with a sign saying 'ex serviceman'

haha this ain't America mate, don't give a fuck if you willingly got shot

Made an interesting discoverey in regards to the legacy captcha

turns out you only have to enter in the first word for it to accept it

>>74986251
might need to step up but the only reasonable way i could manage is adopting a teenager when i'm 40+

>>74986344
what's there to say they're very real

living with female housemates is fucking horrible. You'd think it'd be nice to be surrounded by two attractive girls all the time but it's not.
> ahhh yes just let me use an entire roll of toilet paper every time I set foot in the bathroom for no apparent reason
> after that? why... I think I'll clog the shower drain with my hair and then simply leave it there! Shall I be cleaning that out? Haha! no!
> why yes I will be coming home drunk at 3am, slamming doors and knocking things over as well as shrieking and laughing hysterically, haha!
might start putting ketamine in their food or something, that'll sort them out

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i'm just amazed how a guy who's barely 30 can have 13 kids. his wife must be constantly pregnant. imagine being pregnant your entire life. goddamn. and imagine living in a tiny house with 15 other people in it with no electricity or running water. and imagine not knowing anything about the world; not caring who trump is, what's happening in europe or in any other part of the world - just living in your own little reality completely disconnected from the world. the amish are tough people.

i sit here and debate memes on international forums all day while he builds his houses all day and raises his kids, who probably respect and love him dearly. completely different lives

>so what are your qualifications?
>Well I read a lot of history books...
>Oh? Like what
>You know the usual-terrible Tudors, gorgeous Georgians etc
*Laughs arse off at stupid uneducated mong*

>>74986356
*discovery

don't much care for this other oz runt poster

will be brained the moment I hack his mainframe

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>just seen a homeless bloke with a sign saying 'ex serviceman'
>
>haha this ain't America mate, don't give a fuck if you willingly got shot

>>74986374
women are annoying cunts, what else is new?
this is why I just live with my boyfriend

heal hurts too much to hike Arthurs seat

might just start getting drunk now

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shouldn't be too hard lads
present me a solution before 15:41

had a wicked night last night
got absolutely plastered, came home at 3am, knocked something over (LOL), shat in the shower and used an entire toilet roll shoving it down the drain haha
also my loser housemate was locked away in his cave, which is always a bonus

>>74986354
kek, outside Tower Hill?

pretty left on the whole but trannies disgust me

>God made a gay lad rape his lesbian friend so they could be cured of their mutual sinful homo lust

Based SVU

>>74986356
peculiar

>>74986452
used to know how to do this

>>74986452
don't know the answer but I've read the entire harry potter series

do I get the job?

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>Went to England on a school trip few years ago and stayed in a guest family
>Our food on the first day is pizza mixed with fries

Is this common? Pretty disgusting lads.

>>74986374
>after that? why... I think I'll clog the shower drain with my hair and then simply leave it there! Shall I be cleaning that out? Haha! no!

FUCKING THIS

cheeky cunt had the fucking front to tell me to clean it once because she said it was my pubes

darling my pubes don't hang down to my ankles

>>74986452
How much are you paying?

>>74986359
Surrogacy is fully legal there, no?

I'm gonna use that method.

>>74986484
>Is this common?
no

>>74986484
What? Do you not like Pizza and fries?

>>74986458
no, on princes street

>>74986484
>fries
FOY

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>>74986452
why did you use capital Pi

early white cat action

https://youtu.be/vPqZ3FBGrCE

runts are making a drum circle again lads

they seem to be having such a jolly time

p-perhaps I could ask them to teach m-

*drum circle explodes sending runt fragments everywhere*

hahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH

>>74986500
>darling my pubes don't hang down to my ankles
low test baby

>>74986452
how are your a levels going mate

>>74986374
literally all me

especially the laughing when I'm pissed

test

had a few homeless people say that they're soldiers

who should I care that you fucked around at school, got shit GCSEs and your only option was to go join some deano mongs to drink each others shit and piss and then get shipped over to some desert in the middle of nowhere to fight wars for bankers and globalists?

>>74986452
pi/9

icle

>>74986543
second year engineering
was going to ramp up the difficulty

>>74986587
SOLDIERS ARE HEROES

GIVE THEM FOOTBALLER'S WAGES

Hahaha. Yes! YES!!! DIE RUNTS DIE

You're so shallow that you probably judge things by their appearance.

>>74986514

Not together with pizza what the fuck.

>>74986452
>>74986523
so it's just basic integration by parts or am i missing something? remember doing this in a level maths when i was 17

*stabs self to death*

where the fuck is the new

>>74986620
just IBP

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is this an accurate representation of the average scotsman

>>74986647
calm down you impatient runt

>>74986610
You’re about as deep as a bowl of soup, and your tongue is about as sharp as a soup spoon.

>>74986666
>this is now considered a healthy weight in America

>>74986587
Dunno how people can join the army when so many ex-soldiers are completely mentally ruined.

might have a big drink of water

>>74986592
you were slow but congratulations
now find the volume of revolution of the same curve in the same interval

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>>74986598
here's your next 'challenge'

>>74986731
gay

>>74986689
Hey, say what you want about me but lay off the soup.

>>74986731
Good idea, I will too.

morning lads

>>74986759
>>74986759
>>74986759

>>74986739
the proof is trivial and left as an exercise to the reader

>>74986689
I cut my tongue on a soup spoon the other day. Just saying.

>>74985368
>>74985371

Hmm...